E24 - All that matters is that you two are happy

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[01:37] Sachi
    So hot.
[01:38] Sachi
    It's definitely summertime.
[01:41] Sachi
    Huh?
[01:43] Sachi
    A letter...
[01:45] Sachi
    That's unusual.
SIGN    Birthday Party Notice
[01:50] Sachi
    Seriously?
SIGN    Birthday Party Notice
[01:54] Erika
    Oh, hey, this is such an
    adorable invitation letter.
[01:57] Erika
    Whose birthday is it for?
[02:01] Erika
    Answer me, Nagi-kun!
[02:03] Nagi
    This would have been amazing
    if it was from a cute girl!
[02:08] Erika
    What? It's not?
[02:10] Sachi
    So what are you going to do, Onii?
[02:12] Nagi
    What else can I do?
[02:14] Nagi
    He came all the way here to drop
    off this giddy invitation letter.
SIGN    C
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[02:19] Nagi
    I can't not go.
[02:28] Yohei
    Happy birthday to me!
SIGN    Show me your
    fish print!
[02:34] Erika
    So it was for Papa Yohei's birthday!
[02:37] Yohei
    Let's go!
[02:38] Yohei
    Happy birthday, dear Yohei!
SIGN    You're the Hero
[02:44] Yohei
    Arena!
[02:45] Erika
    Yay!
[02:48] Erika
    Happy birthday, Papa Yohei!
[02:50] Yohei
    Happy birthday, Yohei!
[02:53] Yohei
    Thanks, Erika.
[02:55] Sachi
    You don't need to go along
    with this, Erika-chan.
[02:58] Erika
    Why not?
[02:59] Erika
    It's a party. It's fun!
[03:00] Nagi
    That's not the point.
[03:02] Erika
    Oh, right! Gifts!
[03:04] Nagi
    Forget that, too.
[03:07] Nagi
    This birthday is of Dad, by Dad, for Dad.
[03:12] Erika
    What does that even mean?
[03:14] Yohei
    Let's raise the roof!
[03:15] Sachi
    Yay.
[03:16] Yohei
    Happy birthday, Yohei!
[03:21] Yohei
    Here you go.
[03:24] Erika
    Paella! Awesome!
[03:26] Yohei
    I figured it'd be a good day to make
    something that's not on the menu.
[03:30] Sachi
    I want karaage.
[03:32] Nagi
    I want katsudon.
[03:33] Erika
    Come on, you two.
[03:35] Erika
    The birthday boy cooked for us. It's rude to—
[03:39] Yohei
    Here you go.
[03:41] Erika
    He's being worked to death!
[03:44] Nagi
    It's fine.
[03:45] Nagi
    This is how it is every year.
[03:47] Nagi
    Let's eat.
[03:49] Sachi
    He's right.
[03:51] Sachi
    Dad does this every year.
[03:53] Erika
    Every year?
[03:54] Nagi
    I can't believe I'm losing a day of my precious
    summer break to my dad's birthday, though...
[03:59] Sachi
    I have entrance exams coming up.
SIGN    Nom nom
SIGN    Nom nom
[04:04] Yohei
    Don't say that! Check this out!
[04:07] Yohei
    This is my birthday present for the year!
[04:09] Erika
    You catch it yourself, make it yourself,
    and give it to yourself?!
[04:12] Yohei
    Aren't you jealous?
[04:15] Erika
    So it's true you do everything yourself, huh?
[04:17] Nagi
    Every year, too.
[04:21] Erika
    It's the exact opposite at my place.
[04:22] Erika
    Dad's always surrounded by strangers.
[04:28] Erika
    So is this for every year, too?
SIGN    Nagi 3 yrs
    Sachi 1 yr
SIGN    Nagi 3 MOS
SIGN    Nagi 1 yr
    Pregnant with second child!!
[04:33] Nagi
    Oh, these photos?
[04:35] Nagi
    We take them every year on Dad's birthday.
[04:38] Erika
    Oh, really?
[04:41] Erika
    I like this kind of thing.
[04:44] Erika
    The family grows, and everyone gets bigger.
[04:49] Erika
    Wait... Nagi-kun, have you even changed at all?
[04:51] Nagi
    Huh?! I've grown a lot!
[05:00] Yohei
    Sorry I kept y'all waiting!
[05:03] Yohei
    It's time for our main dish!
[05:06] Erika
    Holy cow!
SIGN    Yohei
    36 Years
[05:07] Erika
    You made the cake yourself, too?!
    You're a genius chef!
[05:10] Yohei
    Oh, stop it, you.
[05:12] Erika
    Hang on...
[05:13] Erika
    Papa Yohei's 36 years old?!
[05:16] Erika
    So young!
[05:16] Yohei
    That's right. I'm just getting started.
[05:19] Sachi
    Nah, he's old.
[05:21] Yohei
    I guess...
[05:21] Sachi
    Thanks.
[05:22] Sachi
    What about Papa Soichiro?
[05:27] Erika
    He's 57.
[05:29] Nagi
    Huh? Hang on...
[05:31] Nagi
    I'm 17, and Dad's 36 today.
[05:36] Nagi
    That doesn't add up.
[05:38] Sachi
    Why not?
[05:39] Nagi
    I mean...
[05:40] Nagi
    He married Mom when he was 19, right?
[05:50] Sachi
    A shotgun wedding?!
[05:54] Yohei
    You could say it was a
    planned shotgun wedding.
[05:58] Yohei
    Who cares what order it happened in?
[06:00] Yohei
    We were planning to get
    married eventually anyway.
[06:03] Nagi
    What a scripted answer.
[06:05] Sachi
    So there we have it.
[06:07] Sachi
    Onii was an accident.
[06:10] Nagi
    Why me?
[06:11] Erika
    That would be me, actually.
[06:14] Erika
    No, Erika-chan, I mean...
[06:16] Erika
    It's so complicated because
    you were swapped at birth.
[06:18] Nagi
    Silly Sachi.
[06:19] Nagi
    Dug her own grave.
[06:23] Erika
    So that's how it was, huh?
[06:28] Erika
    I was an unplanned pregnancy
    and I was swapped at birth!
[06:32] Erika
    I have such a unique life!
[06:34] Sachi
    She's more positive about
    it than I thought she'd be.
SIGN    Phew
[06:37] Sachi
    Speaking of which, when's your
    birthday, Erika-oneechan?
[06:41] Erika
    April 6th.
[06:43] Sachi
    Wow, that's Onii's birthday, too.
[06:45] Nagi
    Of course it is.
[06:47] Nagi
    We were swapped the day we were born.
[06:55] Sachi
    Oh, right.
[06:56] Sachi
    Of course.
[06:58] Yohei
    And that's also why you two met on April 6th.
[07:03] Yohei
    We figured we'd make it happen
    on your 17th birthday.
[07:11] Erika
    So that's why...
[07:13] Nagi
    ...the two of us met that day.
[07:15] Nagi; Erika
    By coincidence, too.
[07:18] (Flashback) Erika
    You're going to be my boyfriend.
[07:20] (Flashback) Erika
    Too bad you're not the one
    I'm supposed to marry, Nagi-kun.
[07:23] (Flashback) Erika's dad
    My daughter, Erika,
    with whom you were mixed up at birth.
[07:28] Erika
    Seriously, that was a nightmare birthday.
[07:31] Nagi
    For me!
[07:34] Namie
    Talking about the good old days, huh?
[07:37] Nagi
    Mom.
[07:38] Erika
    I'm here to visit.
[07:40] Namie
    Welcome.
[07:41] Nagi
    Sachi!
[07:45] Sachi
    Yum.
[07:46] Nagi
    You have your own!
[07:48] Sachi
    Oh, come on, I only took one.
[07:50] Nagi
    What do you think we split it up for?!
[07:51] Namie
    It all worked out, huh, Yohei-kun?
[07:52] Yohei
    Yeah.
[07:54] Nagi
    Listen...
[07:56] Namie
    There, there.
[07:57] Namie
    So anyway, I know I said a lot back
    then, but I think it's all good now.
[08:04] Nagi
    Back when?
[08:05] Namie
    What I said back at the dinner.
[08:08] (Flashback) Namie
    So then, we realized...
[08:09] (Flashback) Namie
    If the two of you got married,
    you'd both be our kids.
[08:13] Namie
    Remember when I said that?
[08:15] Namie
    You don't have to worry about it anymore.
[08:18] Nagi
    What...
[08:20] Yohei
    At first, we were worried that the two
    of you would have to get married,
[08:23] Yohei
    or we'd never get to meet Erika-chan.
[08:26] Yohei
    Or that Nagi might go away.
[08:30] Yohei
    But here you all are.
[08:35] Namie
    It isn't really any of our
    business as parents, anyway.
[08:39] Namie
    What matters the most is that
    the two of you are happy.
[08:46] Yohei
    Wait, were we supposed to say this?
[08:49] Yohei
    We haven't even consulted with Amano-san.
[08:51] Namie
    Why not? It's just talk.
[08:52] Yohei
    That's true! All good, right?
[08:55] Yohei
    Right?
[08:56] Nagi
    I see...
[08:58] Nagi
    These two really are my parents.
[09:01] Namie
    Besides, we got married despite
    our parents' objections, too.
[09:05] Sachi; Nagi
    You did?!
[09:08] Nagi
    He did say Mom was way out of his league...
[09:12] Nagi
    What happened, exactly?!
[09:16] Namie
    All right, that's it for the birthday party.
[09:19] Namie
    Time to set up shop!
[09:21] Yohei
    Just one more song, then!
[09:24] Sachi; Nagi
    That's enough!
[09:33] Nagi
    I never thought Mom and
    Dad would say all that.
[09:36] Erika
    I wonder what my dad
    would say if he found out.
[09:40] Nagi
    It wouldn't go down easy, I'm sure.
[09:44] Erika
    We're family, though, right?
[09:48] Erika
    My dad and me.
[09:51] Erika
    He might understand if I try to convince him.
[09:55] Nagi
    Yeah.
SIGN    Megurogawa Foot Bridge
[10:02] Nagi
    So does that mean...
[10:06] Nagi
    That's the end of our relationship...
    for real this time?
[10:20] Nagi
    Hello?
[10:21] Asuma
    'Sup, 'sup?! It's me!
[10:23] Nagi
    Is this a scam call?
[10:24] Asuma
    It's Shion!
[10:25] Asuma
    Asuma Shion, dude!
[10:27] Nagi
    Did I ever give you my number?
[10:29] Asuma
    Come on, boss, we're besties.
[10:32] Nagi
    That's not an answer.
[10:34] Asuma
    Never mind that, just hear me out.
[10:36] Asuma
    This is big.
[10:38] Nagi
    What's big?
[10:41] Asuma
    I was going through Erika-chan's Inusta.
SIGN    #StudySessions
    #Buddies
[10:44] Asuma
    Looks like she has a study sesh
    with Segawa-san every day.
[10:50] Asuma
    We gotta get in on this!
[10:53] Asuma
    Bro, I wanna hit up Erika-chan's crib—
[10:55] Nagi
    Hell no to that.
[10:58] Hiro
    Study group result announcement!
[11:02] Hiro
    Umino-kun, all problems correct.
[11:04] Nagi
    All right!
[11:05] Hiro
    Erika-chan, all problems incorrect.
[11:06] Erika
    No way!
[11:07] Hiro
    Sachi-chan ran out of time.
[11:09] Sachi
    But I had calculation problems.
[11:12] Hiro
    So there we have it.
[11:13] Hiro
    The winner is me!
[11:15] Nagi
    She finished faster than me.
[11:17] Sachi
    You again, Hiro-san?
[11:19] Sachi
    Let me have some memorization
    problems next time.
[11:22] Hiro
    You have to work on calculation
    problems, though, don't you?
[11:25] Nagi
    You've got the Segawa-san coaching you!
[11:28] Nagi
    Listen to what she says!
[11:30] Sachi
    Onii, shut up.
[11:32] Hiro
    Well, why don't we take a break
    from studying and call it snack time?
[11:36] Sachi
    Yay!
[11:38] Sachi
    How about you, Erika-chan?
[11:42] Nagi
    Amano-san?!
[11:42] Hiro; Sachi
    Erika-chan!
[11:44] Hiro
    Erika-chan!
[11:45] Nagi
    Amano-san!
[11:46] Sachi
    Erika-chan!
[11:53] Hiro
    Is it a cold?
[11:56] Hiro
    She's sweating badly.
[11:58] Hiro
    What should we do?
[11:59] Hiro
    Should we go to the hospital together?
[12:01] Sachi
    Should we call the Hotel King?
[12:04] Erika
    I'm fine.
[12:06] Erika
    I read online that sleeping is
    the best way to cure a cold.
[12:12] Hiro
    You should get changed first,
    then, so you stay warm.
[12:16] Erika
    Thanks.
SIGN    Cold Medicine
[12:20] Nagi
    Hey, I got some cold medici—
[12:27] Nagi
    Sorry!
[12:28] Sachi
    Onii, you creep!
[12:29] Hiro
    That was inconsiderate.
[12:32] Hiro
    No guys in the room when a girl's sick.
[12:35] Nagi
    I-Is that how it's supposed to be?
[12:37] Hiro
    Are you okay, Erika-chan?
[12:39] Erika
    Yeah.
[12:41] Erika
    Sorry for causing trouble.
[12:44] Sachi
    Don't talk like that at a time like this.
[12:47] Sachi
    You're sick. You have to focus on resting.
[12:51] Hiro
    And now we commence
    Operation: Nursing Erika-chan!
[12:54] Sachi
    Whoo!
[12:56] Hiro
    We need to do absolutely everything
    we can to get her better.
[13:00] Sachi
    I'm getting pumped.
[13:02] Hiro
    I'm going home to gather supplies.
[13:05] Nagi
    Why do you need to go home
    just to take care of her?
[13:08] Sachi
    I'm going shopping, too.
[13:10] Nagi
    You, too, Sachi?
[13:11] Nagi
    Jeez.
[13:12] Nagi
    I guess I'll study or something,
    since I'm just getting in the way.
[13:16] (Flashback) Erika
    Sorry for causing trouble.
[13:24] Hiro&Sachi
    We're back.
[13:27] Hiro
    Um...
[13:29] Hiro
    So...
[13:32] Hiro
    I wanted you to drink this.
[13:35] Erika
    Sake?
[13:36] Hiro
    You know how they say sake raises your
    body temperature and makes you sweat?
SIGN    Offering
    Sake
[13:41] Erika
    Really?
[13:42] Hiro
    I heard alcohol has
    antibiotic properties, too.
[13:46] Hiro
    So I'd like you to use this
    opportunity to take a big swig.
[13:48] Erika
    What opportunity?
[13:50] Hiro
    This is a life-or-death emergency!
[13:54] Hiro
    You have to drink!
[13:55] Hiro
    It has to be done!
[13:57] Hiro
    Drink, Erika-chan!
[13:59] Erika
    If you insist...
[14:01] Sachi
    You can't do that. You're underage.
[14:04] Sachi
    There are other remedies.
[14:06] Hiro
    Sachi-chan, what are those leeks for?
[14:08] Sachi
    We're going to the bath house, Erika-onee.
[14:10] Erika
    Huh? Now?
[14:12] Sachi
    That's right.
[14:13] Sachi
    The one with the sauna.
[14:15] Sachi
    You're going to have a good
    bath and sweat it all out.
[14:18] Sachi
    And then you'll sweat some more in the
    sauna, and then you'll take a cold bath.
[14:21] Sachi
    It's a recovery speedrun!
[14:23] Erika
    Or ascetic training.
[14:27] Erika
    But you're both offering, so...
[14:31] Erika
    I'll give it a... shot...
[14:36] Sachi; Hiro
    Erika-chan!
[14:39] Hiro
    I offered to make her some rice porridge,
[14:42] Hiro
    but she said she has no
    appetite, so she'll pass.
[14:45] Sachi
    I asked if I could stay by her, and she
    said she didn't want me to catch it.
[14:52] Hiro
    Erika-chan took the medicine,
    but her fever's not coming down.
[14:58] Sachi
    Maybe it isn't a cold.
[15:00] Hiro
    I hope it's just heat exhaustion or something.
[15:07] Hiro
    Umino-kun?
[15:09] Sachi
    What are you doing?
[15:24] Erika
    Nagi-kun? What...
[15:29] Nagi
    Eat up.
[15:31] Erika
    What?
[15:32] Erika
    I don't have an appetite. I can't eat.
SIGN    G
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[15:36] Erika
    Huh?
[15:39] Nagi
    "Sorry for causing trouble," my ass.
[15:42] Erika
    What is that supposed to mean?
[15:44] Nagi
    I mean that doesn't sound like you.
[15:47] Nagi
    You've never said anything like that to me.
[15:53] Erika
    That's not true.
[15:55] Nagi
    Have you ever?
[15:56] Nagi
    You've always been spoiled
    and snappy toward me!
[15:59] Nagi
    Sachi joined us, and then, over the summer,
    Segawa-san started coming over all the time.
[16:05] Nagi
    The exhaustion must have caught up to you.
[16:08] Nagi
    You can be surprisingly
    attentive to other people.
[16:12] Nagi
    You ended up sick because you've
    been pushing yourself all this time.
[16:15] Erika
    You're wrong.
[16:22] Erika
    I'm having fun.
[16:23] Erika
    I just didn't realize I'm tired
    because every day is so fun.
[16:32] Erika
    I've never had so much fun.
[16:35] Erika
    I didn't know myself at all.
[16:46] Erika
    Also, why do you know me better than I do?
[16:55] Nagi
    Well...
[17:00] Nagi
    We're engaged, aren't we?
[17:07] Erika
    I see.
[17:10] Hiro
    I didn't realize she's been accommodating us.
[17:14] Sachi
    Seems like it.
[17:19] Sachi
    But you get it now, don't you?
[17:23] Sachi
    Those two are definitely engaged.
[17:26] Sachi
    Tough for you, huh?
[17:29] Hiro
    You'd better get it in gear, too.
[17:39] Hiro
    Well, take care, Erika-chan.
[17:41] Hiro
    Don't push yourself too hard
    just because your fever's gone.
[17:44] Erika
    Yeah.
[17:45] Erika
    Come over anytime.
[17:47] Nagi
    See you, Segawa-san.
[17:49] Nagi
    Wanna go back to your room?
[17:50] Erika
    Okay.
[17:51] Erika
    Later.
SIGN    I Love Family!!
[18:02] Erika
    This must be from Papa Yohei.
[18:12] Erika
    There we go.
[18:15] Nagi
    He brought it all the way here?
[18:18] Erika
    Right?
[18:19] Erika
    Papa Yohei and Mama Namie were happy that
    their family grew when she took this picture.
[18:26] Erika
    I was so happy when he
    invited me to his birthday.
[18:30] Erika
    I feel like I'm actually a part of the family.
[18:33] Nagi
    Yeah.
SIGN    Sachi-chan
    joined us!
SIGN    Bought too much...♥
SIGN    For Megurogawa!!
SIGN    Admittance
SIGN    Gonna work hard.
SIGN    Dead asleep
[19:06] Erika
    I wonder if I'll have a
    family like this someday.
[19:16] Nagi
    I think that's up to you.
[19:24] Erika
    Maybe.
[19:28] Nagi
    By the way, where'd Sachi go?
SIGN    I just got invited over.
    Don't worry! Sachi.
[19:36] Soichiro
    I see.
[19:37] Soichiro
    Nagi-kun said that, huh?
[19:39] Sachi
    Yes. "We're engaged, aren't we?"
[19:43] Sachi
    I felt stupid for taking care
    of her all that time.
[19:48] Soichiro
    I'm glad that their relationship
    is progressing, though.
[19:53] Soichiro
    Forcing them to live together paid off.
[19:57] Sachi
    My mom and dad don't seem inclined to
    insist they get married anymore, though.
[20:03] Sachi
    That's what they said to us.
[20:06] Soichiro
    I see.
[20:08] Sachi
    Are you angry at them
    for talking out of turn?
[20:10] Soichiro
    Of course not.
[20:12] Soichiro
    I respect their wishes.
[20:16] Soichiro
    Besides...
[20:18] Soichiro
    It's Nagi-kun and Erika who
    get to choose in the end.
[20:24] Soichiro
    I'll continue watching from
    afar for the time being.
[20:34] Nagi
    Amano-san!
[20:36] Nagi
    You didn't wash the dishes properly again.
[20:38] Erika
    And who said you could wash my clothes?!
[20:41] Nagi
    I washed it by hand and
    you're still complaining?!
[20:45] Erika
    You washed it? By hand?!
[20:48] Nagi
    Just look at this plate.
[20:49] Nagi
    It's still got food on it.
[20:52] Erika
    You're so nitpicky.
    Who are you, my mother-in-law?
[20:54] Soichiro
    Besides, it's too early for
    them to leave the nest.
[21:00] Erika
    I don't believe it.
[21:02] Erika
    How am I engaged to this guy?
[21:04] Nagi
    That's my line!
[21:06] Erika
    Ugh! I can't stand being engaged to you!
[21:06] Nagi
    Ugh! I can't stand being engaged to you!