5 - It's My Life, Too!
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[00:00] (Flashback) Nagi
So anyway, that was the first time
I was ever confessed to.
[00:08] (Flashback) Hiro
I guess I'll just have to kill you.
[00:12] (Flashback) Hiro
One of the attractions of this festival
is the open cosplay contest!
[00:17] (Flashback) Hiro
The grand prize is a pair
of amusement park tickets!
[00:20] Sachi
How am I supposed to
prepare that on the day before?!
[00:24] Sachi
But I want to go to the amusement park!
[00:26] (Flashback) Hiro
I'm gonna win!
[00:28] (Flashback) Hiro
It's already settled!
[00:30] Song
Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah
is this what organics call love?
[00:33] Song
Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah
conscience directives out of control
[00:37] Song
Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah
cannot shut down process Soul
[00:41] Song
Go for broke, go up in smoke, go boom
[00:44] Song
Bzzt bzzt
SIGN Headline News
SIGN Mochizuki Ai face reveal
Makes a splash debut at a shrine festival
[02:27] Nagi
The public's been abuzz about Ai-chan
after the night of the festival.
SIGN Episode 5: It's My Life, Too!
SIGN Mochizuki Ai turns out to be an idol-class beauty
18-year-old makes her major debut
[02:36] (Flashback) Ai
In other words...
[02:37] (Flashback) Ai
I absolutely love you!
[02:43] Nagi
I had no idea she was such a big deal!
[02:47] Sachi
Onii!
[02:49] Sachi
Let's go!
[02:53] Nagi
R-Right.
[02:55] Sachi
Are you looking at Ai-chan articles again?
[02:58] Sachi
Are you that curious about her?
[03:00] Nagi
How could I not be?
[03:02] Nagi
Honestly, though,
I can't believe you voted for me.
SIGN Meguro Myoujin Shrine
Cosplay Contest
[03:07] (Flashback) Yonezawa
The winner of the Meguro Myoujin
Cosplay Contest is...
[03:13] Nagi
The general vote went for Ai-chan.
[03:15] Nagi
Segawa-san voted for her daughter.
[03:19] Nagi
Shion voted for Amano-san.
[03:21] (Flashback) Yonezawa
As for the final vote...
[03:25] (Flashback) Nagi
Sachi.
[03:26] (Flashback) Yonezawa
It's a four-way tie!
[03:30] Nagi
I was worried it'd get messy
if none of us voted for you.
[03:35] (Flashback) Erika
The amusement park tickets?
[03:37] (Flashback) Erika
I'll pass.
[03:39] (Flashback) Hiro
You're the youngest one here, Sachi-chan.
You can take them.
[03:42] (Flashback) Ai
I'm here as a special guest.
[03:45] Sachi
So in effect, I won.
[03:49] (Flashback) Yonezawa
Oh, man! The middle school cosplay wins!
[03:54] (Flashback) Sachi
Play with me, Onii-chan.
[03:57] Nagi
That won?
[04:04] Sachi
Well, where's the roller coaster?
[04:06] Nagi
Where? What?
[04:08] Sachi
I'm the one who brought you here.
[04:11] Sachi
At least be my guide.
[04:13] Nagi
Huh?
[04:16] Sachi
That was so fun!
[04:19] Sachi
My hair's a mess.
[04:20] Nagi
What next?
SIGN Next-Gen Maze
[04:22] Sachi
This one.
[04:25] Sachi
What?
[04:25] Nagi
Nothing.
[04:27] Nagi
But like, I bet you're going to
get lost and end up stuck inside.
[04:31] Sachi
You mean you're going to.
[04:34] Sachi
I'm going first.
[04:37] Sachi
What the heck?
[04:39] Sachi
Holy!
[04:44] Sachi
So many mes.
[04:48] Sachi
Another dead end?
[04:50] Sachi
No way...
[04:52] Nagi
You seem to be having trouble.
[04:58] Nagi
The exit is to the rear.
[05:03] Nagi
Did you think I was right in front of you?
[05:07] Nagi
Don't be so upset.
[05:09] Nagi
Come on. Let's go.
[05:12] Nagi
Ow!
[05:15] Sachi
This is your second time here, isn't it?
[05:20] Sachi
You came here with Hiro-san, didn't you?
[05:27] Sachi
That was your second time
on the roller coaster.
[05:29] Sachi
Your second time in this maze.
[05:31] Sachi
It's all your second time!
[05:33] Sachi
Why didn't you tell me?
[05:37] Nagi
What difference would it make?
[05:38] Nagi
You weren't going to take
anyone else, were you?
[05:43] Sachi
Then...
[05:45] Sachi
Was that your second kiss, too?
[05:57] Nagi
That was...
[06:00] Nagi
my first time, obviously.
[06:03] Nagi
Not that it was anything more than an accident.
[06:07] Nagi
You're one to talk, though.
[06:09] Nagi
You must have kissed a ton of times.
[06:13] Sachi
You were my first.
[06:20] Sachi
Why are you so shocked?
[06:23] Sachi
I mean, it was an accident, though.
[06:27] A
Dang, summer break's over.
[06:32] A
Did you go anywhere?
[06:34] B
I spent all my time gaming.
[06:36] C
No way! Seriously?
[06:38] D
That has to be him.
[06:44] Yonezawa
Mr. Umino! Explain yourself!
[06:47] Takahashi
This is a massive scandal!
[06:50] Nagi
What are you talking about?
[06:52] Shion
TV! Turn on the TV!
SIGN Popular artist in love!
SIGN Madly in love!!
SIGN Mochizuki Ai-san
SIGN How did their relationship start?
[06:54] TV
And shockingly, we've discovered
this trending artist is in love.
[06:59] Nagi
What?
[07:00] TV
The man in question is U-kun, who attends
the famous M Academy in Tokyo.
SIGN U-kun of M Academy
[07:08] TV
Just who is this U-kun?
[07:10] Yonezawa
It's Mr. Umino!
[07:11] A
That's Umino!
[07:12] B
It's Umino-kun!
[07:14] Nagi
Not me.
[07:16] Nagi
How could this have happened?!
[07:26] Nagi
Yikes.
SIGN Umino-kun,
I'll be waiting in the career counseling office!
Segawa Hiro
[07:31] Nagi
Segawa-san?
[07:32] Hiro
Umino-kun,
[07:34] Hiro
I'll be waiting in the
career counseling office!
[07:36] Hiro
Segawa Hiro.
[07:39] Nagi
Calling me out at this moment
can only mean one thing.
[07:46] Hiro
They're talking about your
relationship on TV. That's amazing.
[07:50] Hiro
I didn't realize you were going out with Ai-san.
SIGN Kill
[07:55] Hiro
I'll kill you.
[07:58] Nagi
I need to at least make sure
Segawa-san knows I'm innocent!
SIGN Career Counseling Office
[08:04] Nagi
Pardon me.
[08:07] Nagi
Segawa-san.
[08:09] Hiro
I've been waiting for you, famous U-kun.
[08:13] Nagi
Erm... About that whole commotion...
[08:16] Hiro
It's become a huge deal, huh?
[08:19] Nagi
Huh? You aren't angry?
SIGN Reunited after 7 years??
SIGN Their First Love
SIGN Moved overseas
Was his first love
SIGN Top student living next door
SIGN Mochizuki Ai
In Love!
[08:23] Hiro
You became an instant celebrity.
[08:25] Hiro
They sure had no trouble identifying you.
[08:27] Nagi
For real! They treat me like I'm a criminal!
[08:31] Hiro
So I thought maybe we should study here.
[08:34] Hiro
No one's going to bug us here.
[08:36] Nagi
Sure.
[08:41] Hiro
You know... I love Ai-san's "Arc Fault."
[08:46] Hiro
I related to it so much
the first time I heard it.
[08:50] Hiro
I thought maybe she was thinking about me.
[08:55] Hiro
The more times I listened to it,
[08:57] Hiro
the more it not only felt relatable,
but the more I admired her, maybe.
[09:01] Hiro
I was amazed that someone
like her could be my own age.
[09:06] Hiro
I'd become a total Mochizuki Ai fan.
[09:09] Nagi
I never knew.
[09:12] Hiro
I thought it'd be great if she
could appear at the festival,
SIGN Guest Appearance Request
Meguro Myoujin Summer Festival Team
Dear Meguro Myoujin,
Thank you for your email.
Regarding the offer to perform in
the Meguro Myoujin Festival, yes, I will be available.
I'd like to ask that I am listed as a "secret guest,"
that my name not be disclosed until the festival,
and that I be allowed to take charge of the event.
[09:15] Hiro
so I made an offer,
fully expecting her to say no.
[09:19] Hiro
I was so excited.
[09:21] Hiro
Ai-san was originally a vtuber, too.
SIGN Mochizuki Ai Channel
[09:24] Hiro
I thought she'd just be singing
voice-only or with an avatar.
[09:29] Hiro
I never thought she'd reveal herself.
[09:32] Nagi
I had no idea Ai-chan was so famous, either.
[09:39] Hiro
I'm a clown in all of this.
[09:43] Hiro
I'm just a background character
here to hype you two up.
[09:49] Hiro
I'm so lame.
[09:51] Hiro
You two must have been laughing at me.
[09:53] Nagi
That's not true!
[09:59] Hiro
I'm actually really pissed.
[10:04] Nagi
Segawa-san, please, calm down!
[10:23] Nagi
Uh...
[10:28] Hiro
May I ask you never to talk to me again?
[10:39] Nagi
Segawa-san...
[10:58] Nagi
They're still here!
[10:59] Erika
Nagi-kun!
[11:01] Erika
Shh.
[11:03] Nagi
Amano-san?
[11:05] Erika
Over here.
[11:08] Nagi
Why are we leaving this way?
[11:10] Erika
Because they'll find you
if you leave from the front.
[11:12] Nagi
What is going on?
[11:14] Erika
Speaking of which...
[11:16] Erika
don't you have something to say to me?
[11:20] Nagi
The thing with Ai-chan is a misunderstanding.
[11:24] Erika
Anything else?
[11:26] Nagi
What else?
[11:29] Nagi
Um...
[11:35] Nagi
Well...
SIGN Suzuriya Park
[11:37] Erika
So Hiro-chan kissed you, then?
[11:40] Nagi
Yeah.
[11:43] Nagi
And yet she told me not to talk to her anymore.
[11:47] Nagi
Amano-san?
[11:55] Nagi
You saw, didn't you?
[11:58] (Flashback) Hiro
May I ask you never to talk to me again?
[12:06] Erika
I saw nothing.
[12:08] Hiro
You saw everything!
[12:10] Erika
How could I even ask?
[12:13] Erika
Also, how is that even okay?
[12:15] Erika
The two top students of our grade,
kissing in an empty classroom...
[12:21] Erika
That's what you call lewd.
[12:24] Nagi
Lewd?!
[12:25] Erika
You're nasty!
[12:27] Nagi
But...
[12:30] Nagi
She told me not to talk to her anymore.
[12:35] Nagi
I don't know what to do anymore.
[12:45] Erika
Ew.
[12:48] Nagi
Fine, you're right.
[12:50] Nagi
Of course you wouldn't understand.
[12:53] Erika
What?
[12:54] Nagi
This is bullshit.
[12:57] Nagi
The whole story about my "romance" on TV!
[12:59] Nagi
One moment she kisses me, the next she
pushes me away and tells me not to talk to her!
[13:05] Nagi
My life is a total mess!
[13:16] Nagi
Ow.
[13:18] Erika
You seriously suck!
[13:21] Erika
No one ever gave you permission!
[13:24] Erika
Your life is my life, too, you know!
[13:28] Nagi
Pan...
[13:29] Nagi
...ties!
[13:30] Erika
We're engaged, remember?!
[13:42] Erika
Dad's gonna have something
to say about this, too, you know.
[13:46] Nagi
I know that.
[13:50] Erika
The three of us, with Sachi-chan, are holding
a family meeting when we get home.
[13:56] Nagi
Right.
[13:58] Erika
I mean, sure, you've been through a lot,
[14:01] Erika
but you're good now that you've
had a chance to vent, right?
[14:04] Nagi
Uh-huh...
[14:06] Erika
Man, I'm starving.
[14:09] Erika
Though, honestly, Amano-san is
so dependable in these situations.
SIGN Mochizuki Ai
I finished up a new song.
Could you come over?
I want you to be the first one
to hear it, Nagi-chan.
[14:15] Ai
I finished up a new song. Could you come over?
[14:19] Ai
I want you to be the first one
to hear it, Nagi-chan.
[14:22] Erika
Ai-chan's inviting you over?
[14:28] Erika
You should go.
[14:31] Erika
I bet she knows something, right?
[14:34] Erika
About how that story about your
"relationship" got in the news.
[14:39] Nagi
True!
[14:44] Nagi
Okay, I'll see you later, then.
SIGN Umino-tei Diner
[14:54] Yohei
We're making a killing,
thanks to all the commotion!
SIGN Five-on-the-Dot!
SIGN Live
SIGN The owner's comment?
[14:58] Reporter
And this is your signature dish,
Ai-san's favorite, katsudon.
[15:02] Namie
Ai-chan loved having it
with plenty of shichimi spice.
[15:06] Reporter
We hear you're already swamped with orders.
[15:09] Yohei
Stop by Umino-tei for a bite.
[15:11] Namie
We'll be waiting!
[15:14] Nagi
I'm through.
[15:16] Nagi
Ai-chan and I made this secret entrance in
elementary school when we were exploring.
[15:22] Nagi
Ai-chan's place... It hasn't changed at all.
[15:26] Ai's Grandma
My, my, Nagi-chan.
[15:29] Nagi
Ai-chan's grandma.
[15:31] Nagi
It's been so long.
[15:32] Ai's Grandma
Come in.
[15:34] Ai's Grandma
Ai's upstairs.
[15:36] Ai's Grandma
There's so much going on outside.
[15:38] Ai's Grandma
I can't even go shopping.
[15:42] Nagi
Hey, Ai-chan! I'm here!
[15:48] Nagi
I'm coming in.
[15:58] Ai
Nagi-chan!
[15:59] Nagi
Ai-chan, what is...
[16:01] Ai
Please don't look!
[16:03] Nagi
You aren't hiding anything!
And what's with the T-shirt?!
[16:06] Ai
I wanted to put up a photo of you,
but I only had a photo of U-kun.
[16:12] Ai
May I take a new one?
[16:14] Nagi
No picture!
[16:16] Ai
I'm so glad you came, though.
[16:20] Nagi
This must be rough for you.
[16:21] Ai
I don't mind.
[16:24] Nagi
I'm gonna find who did it.
[16:26] Ai
I know who did it.
[16:28] Nagi
Who?!
[16:29] Ai
Me.
[16:36] Nagi
Why would you do this?!
[16:38] Ai
Do you remember, Nagi-chan?
[16:42] Ai
When we were in elementary school...
[16:44] (Flashback) Boy
I've never seen her talk to anyone.
[16:49] (Flashback) Girl
That's why she doesn't have any friends.
[16:54] Ai
I've always been bad at speaking my mind,
[16:58] Ai
so I never had any friends in class.
[17:01] Ai
It wasn't that I couldn't talk.
[17:03] Ai
I just didn't want to.
[17:05] Ai
I wouldn't talk to anyone at school, either.
[17:08] Ai
Maybe that was my way of hitting back.
[17:11] Ai
My favorite thing to do was to sing my
favorite song on the way home from school.
[17:28] (Flashback) Nagi
You're good at singing.
[17:33] Ai
That's how I met you.
[17:37] Ai
I couldn't make any any friends
after I moved to China, either.
[17:40] Ai
So I kept singing.
SIGN So good!!
Your new song is so touching
Pure talent
It's like she's singing it for someone
[17:44] Ai
When I shared videos of me
singing my own original songs,
SIGN The lyrics are so relatable
Are you actually 16?
1:12 my favorite part
I can't wait to see you live!
SIGN The algorithm sent me here and I listened to the end!
I wanna hear more!!
Your voice is great! I listen to it every day!
Best.
I have it on repeat!
SIGN Blown away... Tears
I have goosebumps! God-tier!!
Bittersweet pure love song
So good! I'm healed
[17:48] Ai
lots of people started listening to them.
SIGN Perfection!
I've been feeling down lately, but this song cheered me up.
I love how honest it is
Nothing but empathy! I can listen forever!
Romantic!
[17:52] Ai
And then I realized...
[17:55] Ai
All the songs I wrote were about you.
[18:00] Nagi
I might have said that...
[18:02] Nagi
Or I might not have.
[18:04] Ai
You definitely did.
[18:05] Ai
That's why I wanted you to be
the first one to hear this one.
[18:09] Ai
I can't live without you anymore.
[18:13] Ai
I won't be able to write music anymore.
[18:16] Ai
Besides, the whole world is celebrating us now.
[18:25] Ai
Are you prepared to turn
the whole world against you?
[18:37] Nagi
Me versus the world?!
SIGN U-kun
SIGN World
[18:39] Nagi
What kind of war is that?!
[18:43] Nagi
What?!
[18:44] Ai
I just came up with an even better song.
[18:47] Ai
May I ask you to leave?
[18:49] Nagi
That's how you come up with songs?!
[18:55] Nagi
I'm back.
[18:58] Ritsuko
It's been a while.
[18:59] Ritsuko
I'm Erika's mother.
[19:05] Nagi
This lady...
[19:07] Nagi
It's been a while.
[19:09] Ritsuko
I believe we haven't met
since our first dinner together.
[19:13] Nagi
My real mom.
[19:16] Nagi
At least, I'd like to think of her that way,
but I can't accept it so easily.
[19:20] Nagi
Right.
[19:22] Nagi
Given that she hasn't contacted me since then,
[19:26] Nagi
she probably doesn't think of
me as her true son, either.
[19:32] Ritsuko
I heard about the latest controversy.
[19:38] Nagi
Right.
[19:39] Nagi
I apologize for the trouble that has caused.
[19:43] Ritsuko
What is this? Do you think
you're a celebrity or something?
[19:47] Ritsuko
It's so hilarious!
[19:49] Ritsuko
It's like an apology video!
[19:53] Erika
Are you okay?
[19:55] Ritsuko
So the girl leaked all kinds
of half-truths about you.
[20:01] Nagi
Exactly!
[20:02] Ritsuko
You have to be careful
around those kinds of people.
[20:06] Nagi
I'm sorry.
[20:08] Ritsuko
I just can't with this whole situation.
[20:11] Ritsuko
Don't you have beer here?
[20:13] Sachi
Definitely not.
[20:15] Ritsuko
Of course.
[20:17] Nagi
What's up with your mom, Amano-san?
[20:17] Sachi
I served ginger ale instead.
[20:21] Erika
She's a producer at a TV station.
[20:24] Nagi
That explains things.
[20:25] Ritsuko
So, have the two of you already had sex?
[20:31] Erika
Wh-What are you talking about, Mom?!
[20:33] Erika
Obviously not!
[20:35] Ritsuko
How could you be so pathetic?
Two young things like you?
[20:41] Nagi
Like mother, like daughter, clearly.
[20:44] Erika
Welp...
[20:45] Ritsuko
Well, now what?
[20:47] Ritsuko
Think about what would happen
if they dig up the fact that
[20:50] Ritsuko
you two are engaged and living together.
[20:52] Ritsuko
This is such a scandal!
[20:54] Ritsuko
People would be on it like vultures!
SIGN Shocking betrayal
Two-timer
SIGN Childhood Love
Mochizuki Ai
SIGN Meguro Sports Horror!!
SIGN U-kun
SIGN Fiancée
A-san
[20:56] Nagi
What am I supposed to do?
[20:58] Erika
What about me?!
[21:00] Ritsuko
Okay, here's what we'll do.
[21:11] Yohei
Never since Umino-tei was established...
[21:14] Yohei/Namie
...have we ever had so many sales!
[21:19] Sachi
I'm home.
[21:20] Namie
Oh, Sachi.
[21:22] Namie
What's wrong?
[21:23] Sachi
I'm staying at home for a while.
[21:27] Namie
Let me guess. You had a fight?
[21:30] Sachi
No.
[21:31] Sachi
The other two vanished.
[21:36] Erika
I'm telling you, you can just
study at that desk over there!
[21:40] Nagi
Why don't you go use your phone
on that sofa over there?!
[21:50] Erika
Wait, I don't have my phone!
[21:52] Nagi
I don't have my study materials!
[21:56] Nagi; Erika
What does she want us to do
here for a whole two weeks?!
SIGN Episode 6: There's No Way I Can Be Normal!!
[23:35] Erika
"There's No Way I Can Be Normal!!"