E24 - The Secret Nanami Diary

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[00:08] ---
    Let's live heroically, let's live with style.
    isagiyoku kakko yoku ikite yukou
[00:15] ---
    Even if the two of us are torn apart...
    tatoe futari hanarebanare ni nattemo
[00:20] ---
    ...take my revolution.
[00:20] ---
    Revolutionary Girl Utena
    ...take my revolution.
[00:23] ---
    Revolutionary Girl Utena
[00:24] ---
    In the sunlit garden, we both joined our hands.
    hikarisasu garden te wo toriai
[00:29] ---
    Drawing close for comfort, we both swore...
    chikai atta nagusame atta
[00:32] ---
    ...never again would we ever fall in love.
    mou koi wa ni do to shinai yotte
[00:39] ---
    I see that photo of us standing cheek to cheek...
    hoho wo yoseatte utsuru shashin no
[00:47] ---
    ...and place a bit of my loneliness in our smiles.
    egao ni sukoshi no samishisa tsumekonde
[00:56] ---
    Even if I dream, even if I cry, even if I get hurt...
    yume wo mite namida shite kizutsuitemo
[01:00] ---
    ...reality keeps on coming recklessly.
    genjitsu wa gamushara ni kuru shi
[01:04] ---
    I wanna find my own place, the value of being...
    jibun no ibasho sonzai kachi wo mitsuketai
[01:07] ---
    ...the person I've been until now...
    kyou made no jibun wo
[01:11] ---
    Let's find the strength to throw it all away.
    isagiyoku nugisuteru
[01:13] ---
    Strip down to nothing at all.
    hadaka ni naru
[01:15] ---
    Become like rose petals, blowing free!
    jiyuu wo mau bara no you ni
[01:19] ---
    Even if the two of us are torn apart...
    tatoe futari hanarebanare ni nattemo
[01:22] ---
    ...I swear that I will change the world.
    watashi wa sekai wo kaeru
[01:27] ---
    
[01:32] ---
    Okay, this morning you'll
    have all your usual classes.
[01:36] ---
    Your music class at third period
    is doing music appreciation.
[01:39] ---
    The topic is Orff's Carmina Burana.
[01:41] ---
    The report due on it is all finished.
[01:44] ---
    Just check your locker
    before music class, please.
[01:47] ---
    You have an English
    vocabulary test sixth period.
[01:50] ---
    Here's your cheat sheet.
[01:51] ---
    Right.
[01:52] ---
    I'll fill you in on your
    afterschool schedule at lunch.
[01:55] ---
    After that-
[01:56] ---
    Tsuwabuki? After that-
[01:56] ---
    Tsuwabuki?
[01:57] ---
    Yes?
[01:59] ---
    Thank you.
[02:01] ---
    S-Sure!
[02:02] ---
    Runaway horse!
[02:03] ---
    A horse has broken out!
[02:08] ---
    Look out!
[02:13] ---
    My name is Mitsuru Tsuwabuki.
[02:16] ---
    I'm an elementary school kid who
    has devoted his life to Nanami.
[02:19] ---
    And I have a secret no
    one else must ever know!
[02:24] ---
    The Secret Nanami Diary
[02:38] ---
    Tsuwabuki's been hurt?!
[02:40] ---
    Yes! He tried to protect me, and...
[02:42] ---
    Is he dead?!
[02:43] ---
    Of course not!
[02:45] ---
    He just got knocked over and scratched a bit,
[02:48] ---
    but he's still unconscious.
[02:49] ---
    I was just arranging for
    treatment at the hospital!
[02:52] ---
    Oh, what's this?
[02:54] ---
    A schedule book?
[02:55] ---
    Oh, yeah. That's Tsuwabuki's.
[02:58] ---
    So, he's got addresses and stuff in there?
[03:01] ---
    There seem to be diary entries in it...
[03:03] ---
    What, you read them?
[03:05] ---
    "My name is Mitsuru Tsuwabuki."
[03:07] ---
    "I'm an elementary school kid who
    has devoted his life to Nanami."
[03:11] ---
    I've always watched over Nanami.
[03:15] ---
    Only her...
[03:18] ---
    It's all your fault!
[03:20] ---
    Saionji's ruined because
    you made a fool of him!
[03:24] ---
    Saionji won't come out of the Kendo room now!
[03:27] ---
    You creep!
[03:30] ---
    We want our old Saionji back!
[03:33] ---
    C'mon, say something!
[03:34] ---
    What are you doing?
[03:41] ---
    Mistress Nanami...!
[03:42] ---
    Now, what can be causing such an uproar?
[03:45] ---
    If you have any problems,
    go to the student council with them.
[03:49] ---
    Uh, well...
[03:50] ---
    I-It's not that!
[03:52] ---
    E-Excuse us!
[03:54] ---
    Are you okay?
[03:56] ---
    Yes, thank you.
[03:58] ---
    Your name's Nanami, right?
[04:01] ---
    I'm starting to see why you're so
    popular with the boys, Himemiya.
[04:06] ---
    Nanami is wonderful.
[04:08] ---
    So pure, noble and beautiful.
[04:10] ---
    Seeing her helping the
    weak and despising evil...
[04:13] ---
    She's the personification of school justice!
[04:16] ---
    But I also know...
[04:19] ---
    ...about Nanami's true face.
[04:23] ---
    "Nanami's true face"...?
[04:27] ---
    What's with that look?!
[04:28] ---
    He seems to know you really well.
[04:31] ---
    Your image and the real you.
[04:34] ---
    Whatever do you mean?
[04:39] ---
    She's wearing your special dress,
    isn't she, Mistress Nanami?
[04:43] ---
    It suits her so well.
[05:14] ---
    Oh... Oh, my! I'm so sorry!
[05:18] ---
    No, I...
[05:26] ---
    The way she stoically
    watched from the sidelines...
[05:29] ---
    ...as her victim suffered,
    never dirtying her own hands.
[05:33] ---
    How appropriate for one who rules
    the school from the shadows!
[05:39] ---
    I remember that happening!
[05:40] ---
    So, that was your doing, Nanami?
[05:43] ---
    T-That must have been
    something Tsuwabuki imagined!
[05:46] ---
    I can't even picture myself
    doing something that bizarre!
[05:48] ---
    He's a weird little kid, isn't he?!
[05:53] ---
    Nanami's bullying didn't stop there.
[05:56] ---
    Yes... There was that other time...
[06:01] ---
    Mistress Nanami, class 2-A is having
    cooking class, right on schedule.
[06:07] ---
    So it would seem...
[06:08] ---
    And what about the special ingredient?
[06:11] ---
    Yes. I made a clean switch.
[06:14] ---
    It's fire-breath spicy!
[06:15] ---
    Special super-spicy Indian
    hundred-fold curry!
[06:18] ---
    Excellent...
[06:21] ---
    Just you wait and see...
    Utena Tenjou and Anthy Himemiya!
[06:25] ---
    Soon I'll have you crying out in pain.
[06:29] ---
    Curry!
[06:30] ---
    Curry!
[06:31] ---
    Curry!
[06:32] ---
    CURRY!
[06:35] ---
    All set!
[06:41] ---
    Mistress Nanami!
[06:42] ---
    The fun's about to start. Be quiet.
[06:45] ---
    I'm sorry, it's just...
[06:48] ---
    What?
[06:49] ---
    We didn't switch in the hundred-fold curry.
[06:52] ---
    It said "Special nine-billion fold curry."
[06:55] ---
    "So strong it'll blow you to smithereens
    and make phantom elephants trumpet."
[07:02] ---
    Phantom... Smithereens...?
[07:11] ---
    No way...
[07:19] ---
    Miss Tenjou and Miss Himemiya...
[07:21] ---
    Well, thanks to Nanami's curry,
    they switched personalities.
[07:32] ---
    Mistress Utena! That's wonderful!
[07:35] ---
    There's just something wrong
    about complimenting your own body.
[07:38] ---
    I've never been good at sports,
[07:41] ---
    so it's wonderful to
    see myself doing so well.
[07:45] ---
    Well, still, we have to find
    some way to get back to normal.
[07:49] ---
    Don't worry.
[07:51] ---
    I'm sure Nanami's doing just fine.
[07:54] ---
    Yes... Nanami was doing her best.
[08:09] ---
    She was paying for her crime
    with a smile on her face!
[08:17] ---
    Mistress Nanami!
[08:19] ---
    An elephant?!
[08:25] ---
    Mistress Nanami!
[08:26] ---
    AGAIN?!
[08:35] ---
    Mistress Nanami!
[08:45] ---
    A souvenir.
[08:47] ---
    And then a stronger Nanami returned!
[08:52] ---
    Nanami!
[08:54] ---
    Big Brother-r-r-r!!!
[09:08] ---
    Nanami! Is there any more?!
[09:10] ---
    That was their last batch!
[09:12] ---
    They said the time it takes to
    refine 9 billion-fold spice...
[09:15] ---
    ...is a full 200 years!
[09:19] ---
    200 years?!
[09:21] ---
    I remember thinking it
    had to be divine justice.
[09:25] ---
    Now that you mention it,
    that all did happen, didn't it?
[09:28] ---
    You've really been up to no good.
[09:30] ---
    What are you talking about?!
[09:32] ---
    It wasn't my curry that made
    your personalities switch!
[09:35] ---
    It was all because of
    YOUR cooking, wasn't it?!
[09:38] ---
    Was it?
[09:39] ---
    Listen, you...!
[09:41] ---
    I wonder what other dirt
    he has on you in here.
[09:43] ---
    Hold it!
[09:44] ---
    Isn't there anything about
    Tsuwabuki in there?!
[09:47] ---
    He only seemed to write about you, Nanami.
[09:51] ---
    Nanami never seemed to miss a chance...
[09:53] ---
    ...to make life difficult for Himemiya.
[09:56] ---
    Yeah, like that time...
[09:57] ---
    Wow, I heard this was
    some sort of haunted house,
[10:00] ---
    but it's really clean inside.
[10:02] ---
    What a lovely room.
[10:04] ---
    Yeah. That's because Himemiya
    works to keep it clean every day.
[10:08] ---
    You like to keep things neat,
    huh, Miss Himemiya?
[10:11] ---
    Wow! I'm just so impressed!
[10:13] ---
    Hmpf! Now to show him she isn't
    the sweet girl he thinks she is!
[10:18] ---
    You're in luck, Miss Tenjou, getting
    to live with such a feminine girl.
[10:22] ---
    Was that a jab?
[10:23] ---
    Miss Himemiya?
    May I borrow an eraser?
[10:28] ---
    A snail!
[10:29] ---
    A garter snake!
[10:31] ---
    An octopus!
[10:35] ---
    The jig is up, Anthy Himemiya!
[10:38] ---
    That's what will happen!
[10:42] ---
    But it's tough for Nanami, too.
[10:45] ---
    No matter how she hurts people,
    she ends up getting hurt the worst!
[10:50] ---
    Himemiya?
    May I borrow an eraser?
[10:55] ---
    Anthy Himemiya...
[10:56] ---
    Prepare yourself!
[11:21] ---
    It's dangerous to just go
    and open that closet up.
[11:24] ---
    This can't be real!
[11:25] ---
    This all has to be some terrible dream!
[11:28] ---
    How can this huge octopus be here?
[11:30] ---
    All these octopus tentacles...!
[11:32] ---
    Hmm...
[11:33] ---
    You're REALLY up to no good, aren't you?
[11:36] ---
    No good? Me?
[11:39] ---
    Ah, jeez! You've gotta be kidding me!
[11:41] ---
    I was the victim that time, right?!
[11:45] ---
    "And so Nanami has made
    Himemiya her sworn enemy..."
[11:49] ---
    Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
    HO-O-OLD IT!
[11:52] ---
    I'm not her enemy!
[11:54] ---
    There's no use in playing
    dumb at this point...
[11:57] ---
    "...but there is a very
    profound reason for this..."
[11:59] ---
    "...which no one must ever know."
[12:03] ---
    Reason?
[12:22] ---
    Hold it! Enough of this! Give that back!
[12:25] ---
    It isn't yours!
[12:26] ---
    If you keep pulling, it's going to tear.
[12:28] ---
    You monster! Demon! Criminal!
[12:31] ---
    That describes YOU!
[12:37] ---
    What's wrong?
[12:42] ---
    Do you hear that?
[12:43] ---
    What is it?
[12:45] ---
    Soft teeth grinding...
[12:47] ---
    Like the swaying of a rope
    bridge in the wind...
[12:50] ---
    No... It's the creak of
    a swing at the beach...
[13:06] ---
    Touga, the former leader
    of the student council...
[13:18] ---
    Guess who.
[13:20] ---
    Cut it out, Nanami.
[13:23] ---
    Isn't it a lovely night...
[13:25] ---
    ...Big Brother?
[13:27] ---
    How did I get such an adoring little sister?
[13:31] ---
    Nanami's entire world revolves around Touga.
[13:36] ---
    Listen, you people...!
[13:38] ---
    "Touga is the only one who can
    measure up as Nanami's ideal man."
[14:03] ---
    I'm still just a kid...
[14:05] ---
    ...but I want to be a big
    brother like Touga someday!
[14:09] ---
    Let's stop.
[14:11] ---
    This isn't right.
[14:12] ---
    These are Tsuwabuki's feelings in here.
[14:15] ---
    It's not right to look at them.
[14:16] ---
    You've already read a ton!
    Like his feelings carry such weight!
[14:20] ---
    Don't my feelings carry weight?!
[14:22] ---
    49 kilos worth, at least.
[14:24] ---
    Agh! I've gained!
[14:26] ---
    Oh, my. What's this page, I wonder?
[14:29] ---
    "Strategy number 1."
[14:30] ---
    What strategy?!
[15:28] ---
    Where am I...?
[15:31] ---
    Who am I...?
[15:34] ---
    It's no use... I can't remember anything!
[15:38] ---
    Nanami?
[15:40] ---
    Who's there?!
[15:41] ---
    Have you forgotten?
[15:44] ---
    I'm your big brother!
[15:46] ---
    My big brother?!
[15:49] ---
    Come to me, Nanami!
[15:51] ---
    Big Brother-r-r-r!
[15:59] ---
    H-Hold it! What's THAT all about?!
[16:01] ---
    Dunno...
[16:02] ---
    "Strategy number 2..."
[16:03] ---
    AGH! No, wait!
[16:05] ---
    Tsuwabuki...!
[16:06] ---
    Please don't read any more!
[16:09] ---
    Oh, it's too late to ask that!
[16:10] ---
    We're going to reveal all your
    evil conspiracies right now!
[16:13] ---
    They're not evil conspiracies!
[16:15] ---
    I've been trying to be a man
    worthy of you, Miss Nanami!
[16:19] ---
    Ooh, you awful little boy!
[16:20] ---
    Nanami, calm down!
[16:22] ---
    If you get excited, you'll
    turn into a cow again!
[16:24] ---
    "Strategy number 2."
[16:26] ---
    "If Nanami turns into a cow again,"
[16:28] ---
    "I plan to handle it like this..."
[16:35] ---
    Nanami!
[16:38] ---
    Take that cowbell off!
[16:47] ---
    Take it off!
[16:50] ---
    Can't you leave me alo-o-one?!
[16:52] ---
    Don't you know what that thing
    around your neck really is?!
[16:53] ---
    Don't you know what that thing
    around your neck really is?!
[16:56] ---
    Ho-o-onestly, a Sebastian Dior cowbell!
[17:01] ---
    Yes, a cowbell, as in a bell that
    a cow wears around its neck!
[17:05] ---
    What are you talking abo-o-out?!
[17:07] ---
    Take a good look around you!
[17:19] ---
    Y-You mean my royal-quality
    Sebastian Dior bell is...?!
[17:22] ---
    Not Sebastian Dior...
[17:25] ---
    Cow-stian Dior!
[17:27] ---
    C-Cowstian...?
[17:29] ---
    You went around, proud to wear
    that huge bell around your neck...
[17:32] ---
    ...without even knowing what a cowbell is!
[17:35] ---
    You're acting just like a cow!
[17:37] ---
    A cow...?!
[17:41] ---
    Look, what's done is done
    and can't be helped.
[17:43] ---
    Now take that thing off before...
[17:46] ---
    ...you become a cow in both body and mind!
[17:49] ---
    Wh-What are you talking abo-o-out?!
[17:52] ---
    I'm not going to turn
    into a cow, you kno-o-ow!
[17:56] ---
    You're just trying to scare me mo-o-ore!
[17:58] ---
    She must be jo-o-oking...!
[18:00] ---
    Mistress Utena, look! It's finally finished!
[18:02] ---
    What is it?
[18:03] ---
    A sweater!
[18:04] ---
    Thanks, but it's a little
    out of season, isn't it?
[18:15] ---
    I was so close to becoming
    the idol of the scho-o-o-ol!
[18:20] ---
    I can't seem to think clearly anymo-o-ore!
[18:22] ---
    Am I having delu-u-u-usions?!
    Do l need my appendix remo-o-oved?
[18:25] ---
    Perhaps I've been bitten by a
    poisonous snake's too-o-oth!
[18:27] ---
    Someone bring me a blanket, and soo-o-on!
[18:31] ---
    Nanami...?
[18:43] ---
    What happened to Nanami?!
[18:44] ---
    What happened to Nanami?!
[18:44] ---
    On a lazy, sunny afternoon...
[18:45] ---
    Oh, my!
[18:49] ---
    ...on the road to the marketplace.
[18:50] ---
    M-Miss Nanami!
[18:54] ---
    A wagon rattles along...
[18:54] ---
    She's coming this way!
[18:56] ---
    Oh! I get it!
[18:57] ---
    Seeing this red sweater's making her mad!
[18:59] ---
    Oh, my!
[18:59] ---
    ...carrying a calf within.
[19:01] ---
    Himemiya, run for it!
[19:03] ---
    Right!
[19:04] ---
    The precious calf is going to be sold.
[19:13] ---
    Such a sad look the calf's eyes hold.
[19:14] ---
    It's all right.
[19:19] ---
    It's all right, Miss Nanami...
[19:23] ---
    Dona Dona Dona Dona...
[19:24] ---
    Even if you're a cow, I'll
    always take care of you.
[19:28] ---
    I'll join you now...
[19:31] ---
    Dona Dona Dona Do...
[19:32] ---
    Dona Dona Dona Dona...
[19:37] ---
    Dona Dona Dona Do...
[19:43] ---
    Stop it! Stop reading!
[19:45] ---
    Accept it gracefully, Tsuwabuki!
[19:47] ---
    DON'T LOOK!
[20:01] ---
    A h h h h h h h h h
[20:05] ---
    Where am I?!
[20:07] ---
    Oh, you're finally awake.
[20:09] ---
    How do you feel?
[20:10] ---
    What are you writing?
[20:12] ---
    Well, it's all screwed up now.
[20:14] ---
    Your schedule.
[20:15] ---
    I'm correcting it.
[20:18] ---
    Oh... So what is it?
[20:20] ---
    I'd like to see it.
[20:21] ---
    I'll tell you later.
[20:22] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[20:26] ---
    I've got it!
[20:28] ---
    Oh, no!
[20:29] ---
    I'm sure I'll find all sorts of
    awful things written in here!
[20:36] ---
    Grab him!
[20:37] ---
    No, no, no, no! NO DON'T!
[20:40] ---
    Lemme go! Lemme go!
[20:42] ---
    Now, let's see... "Strategy number 24..."
[20:44] ---
    Oh god, I'm finished!
[20:46] ---
    If she reads that page, I'M FINISHED!!!
[20:51] ---
    Extra! Extra!
[20:53] ---
    I'm finished! Oh, I'm finished!
[20:57] ---
    What's wrong?
[20:58] ---
    Oh, I have a secret I can't keep!
[21:00] ---
    The king has ears like a donkey!
[21:02] ---
    A donkey, you say?
[21:04] ---
    It's awful!
[21:05] ---
    I'm not even a donkey.
[21:06] ---
    The truth is, I am...
[21:08] ---
    A monkey hiding behind a girl's face!
[21:12] ---
    Oh, how shameless!
[21:14] ---
    No one will ever marry her now!
[21:22] ---
    I-have-caught-a-monkey!
    I-have-caught-a-monkey!
[21:30] ---
    Curry...
[21:31] ---
    Curry...
[21:32] ---
    Curry...
[21:33] ---
    CURRY!
[21:35] ---
    
[21:42] ---
    Missing truth and forever,
    kissing love and true your heart.
[21:47] ---
    Hold me tight with your arms so true.
    dakishimete honto no te de
[21:51] ---
    The key to unlock tomorrow is reality.
    ashita wo hiraku kagi wa reality
[21:54] ---
    I want to keep on smashing lies apart.
    uso wo kowashi tsuzuketai
[22:07] ---
    No matter how much the two of us may talk...
    kore ijou hanashi wo shitemo
[22:10] ---
    ...you still just can't see anything.
    anata ni wa mienai
[22:14] ---
    Excuses are fitting for adults who...
    mukashi no hanashi ni sugaru
[22:18] ---
    ...just cling to old stories.
    otona ni wa ii wake ga niau
[22:23] ---
    The angels who weren't chosen...
    erabarenai tenshitachi ni
[22:27] ---
    ...don't need wings to fly!
    hane saemo iranai
[22:32] ---
    Missing truth and forever,
    kissing love and true your heart.
[22:36] ---
    I like who I'll be tomorrow and...
    ashita no jibun ga suki to
[22:40] ---
    ...I'll believe in myself because I want to believe.
    shinjiteiru no shinjitai kara
[22:44] ---
    I want to be hated by lies.
    uso ni kirawareteitai
[22:56] ---
    Next Episode
[22:58] ---
    Starting today, we'll be
    living in my brother's house.
[23:02] ---
    This is Mistress Utena's and my new room.
[23:04] ---
    I feel like I met Akio a long time ago.
[23:08] ---
    Hey, Himemiya. If you ever have any problems,
[23:11] ---
    come to me with them first.
[23:13] ---
    I'll do anything to help.
[23:14] ---
    I want us to be friends like that.
[23:17] ---
    Mistress Utena, the truth is, I...
[23:20] ---
    Next time, on Revolutionary Girl Utena,
[23:20] ---
    Their Eternal Apocalypse
[23:22] ---
    "Their Eternal Apocalypse."
[23:23] ---
    
[23:23] ---
    The absolute destiny apocalypse.