E8 - You Definitely Shouldn't Respond

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    This is FM Kamihama,
    the holy radio station that showcases the night.
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    And the night has begun.
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    How is everyone doing this evening?
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    Check out our first number
    for the night, a catchy pop song.
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    "Gomakashi" by Trysail.
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    That heart isn't here
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    It slipped away in the blink of an eye...
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    Yay! Now let's go on
    to our first letter of the night.
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    It's from the pseudonymous Ayappe,
    who lives in Chuo Ward.
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    "Mr. Hammer, Kamihama!"
    Kamihama!
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    "Mr. Hammer, would you give me advice?"
    I'd be happy to!
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    "I go to school here in Kamihama."
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    "I often participate in social mixers
    with students from other schools,"
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    "but have never really been interested
    in anyone until now."
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    "Actually, I've fallen in love
    with one of my friends, another girl."
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    "Mixers are fun, but I want to..."
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    Part of me is missing.
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    The shape of the world has changed.
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    Beyond my forgotten dreams...
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    I search for traces that have disappeared,
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    and I...
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    See you later!
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    See you.
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    We have a new student from today,
    Iroha Tamaki.
[03:23] ---
    Nice to meet you. I'm Iroha Tamaki.
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    Tamaki!
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    Want to have lunch together?
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    Um...
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    Oh, sorry.
    I kind of have plans already for today.
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    I START AT MY NEW SCHOOL FROM TOMORROW.
    HOPE TO SEE YOU!
    
    WANT TO HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER TODAY?
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    Oh, really?
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    Then another day, okay?
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    I START AT MY NEW SCHOOL FROM TOMORROW.
    HOPE TO SEE YOU!
    
    WANT TO HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER TODAY?
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    TURNS OUT WE'LL BE GOING
    TO THE SAME SCHOOL, KAEDE.
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    Kaede hasn't responded.
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    SENDER UNKNOWN
    PLEASE ANSWER ME
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    It's true!
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    That's amazing.
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    Hey!
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    What are you doing?
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    Rena.
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    Sheesh. You should've let me know
    you transferred here.
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    I tried, but you didn't text me back.
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    Really?
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    Neither did Kaede.
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    Kaede hasn't been returning my texts
    or picking up when I call.
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    Even when she comes to school,
    she leaves right after class is over.
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    Really? Maybe a Witch did something to her?
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    I haven't sensed a Witch.
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    I'm sure she's just mad for some reason.
    I probably said something that ticked her off.
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    Have you found your little sister?
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    I haven't made any progress lately.
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    But I think her disappearance is somehow
    connected to the rumors in Kamihama.
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    So by investigating the rumors...
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    Rena...
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    Rena, do you know anything?
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    Like any rumors in Kamihama
    that are popular lately?
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    I don't have any friends, so...
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    S-Sorry.
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    But there is one that I know.
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    Have you heard the rumor
    about the Invisible Girl?
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    Invisible Girl?
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    Yeah. Originally, she was just a girl
    who nobody ever really noticed.
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    If someone said something to her,
    she would just give a vague smile.
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    So little by little,
    people stopped talking to her at all.
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    And she became increasingly transparent,
    until she was truly invisible.
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    She could be around, but no one notices her.
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    No one speaks to her.
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    She's as invisible as air.
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    WASTE
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    And I don't know if you could call this a rumor,
    but there's an "Endless Solitude" or something.
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    Endless Solitude?
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    If you research rumors and urban legends
    on the internet, you'll come across that posting.
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    It says you shouldn't
    approach "Endless Solitude."
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    What does that mean?
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    I RESEARCHED THE RUMOR OF ENDLESS SOLITUDE
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    I don't know either.
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    ENDLESS SOLITUDE IS SUPER DANGEROUS
    IF YOU'RE GOING JUST FOR FUN
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    Just that there's a posting.
    There's nothing before or after that relates to it.
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    DOES ANYONE KNOW
    ABOUT THE RUMOR OF ENDLESS SOLITUDE?
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    I HEARD ABOUT THE RUMOR OF ENDLESS SOLITUDE,
    BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT
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    But that's a kind of rumor too, isn't it?
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    CHINESE RESTAURANT BANBANZAI
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    Sorry, wrong shop!
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    Felicia?
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    Oh, it's you, Iroha!
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    That's right. You started working
    instead of being a mercenary.
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    She said if I worked here, I get to eat for free!
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    So are you ready to order?
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    Oh, I didn't come to eat.
    I'm here to return this lunch b—
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    When you come to a restaurant,
    you should eat something!
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    I'm not hungry.
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    I'm back!
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    Iroha!
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    Tsuruno!
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    Felicia.
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    You're giving the customers
    attitude again, aren't you?
[08:36] ---
    No, I'm not.
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    Um, thank you for lunch.
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    Tomorrow, there'll be chop suey,
    so just you wait!
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    Thank you.
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    But I usually have leftovers from dinner
    for lunch the next day, so don't worry about me.
[08:53] ---
    Oh, really?
[08:54] ---
    Then how about having
    the 4,000 Year Combo now?
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    ETERNAL VOLUME
    ULTIMATE 4,000 YEAR COMBO PLATTER
    ULTIMATELY DELICIOUS
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    If you order now,
    I'll give you the Mikazuki Villa discount!
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    4,000 YEAR COMBO PLATTER
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    Anyway, I'm impressed you got information
    on rumors on your first day at school, Iroha.
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    Rena happened to know about them.
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    Invisible Girl rumor, huh?
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    One of our regulars told me a rumor recently.
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    What kind of rumor?
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    A rumor about an Electric Wave Girl.
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    Electric Wave Girl?
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    In Chuo Ward, there's a tall radio tower
    that transmits TV and radio waves,
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    but if you stand under the tower
    and put your phone by your ear,
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    you can supposedly hear a girl's voice.
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    A voice? What does the voice say?
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    She's crying. And saying, "Help me."
    "Get me out of here."
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    Maybe she's locked away somewhere.
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    I'm back.
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    So the Wings of the Magius
    finally came to you too, huh?
[10:17] ---
    Then you do know about them.
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    They've given me trouble before.
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    I hate to admit this,
    but they've taken away most of the East side.
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    Did you know that Mifuyu
    is with the Wings of the Magius?
[10:31] ---
    She is?
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    I'm hanging up. I'll call you again soon.
[10:42] ---
    Welcome home. You're back late.
[10:45] ---
    I stopped by Banbanzai.
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    Then I suppose you're not hungry?
[10:49] ---
    Oh, no! I can eat!
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    By the way, Rena and Tsuruno
    told me new rumors.
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    About what?
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    YOU'VE GOT MAIL
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    SENDER UNKNOWN
    PLEASE ERASE ME
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    It was spam.
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    It's like that's all I get these days.
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    And the messages are weird.
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    Tamaki, I think you know this already,
    but you definitely shouldn't respond to junk mail.
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    DON'T ALLOW JUNK MAIL
    OH NO, IT WAS SPAM!
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    Right. I'll be careful
    not to answer without thinking.
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    In other words, the probability of us meeting
    and becoming best friends is...
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    WHAT ARE BEST FRIENDS?
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    0.0000000004%.
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    I-I can't wrap my head around that!
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    The point is, the four of us meeting here
    is nothing short of a miracle,
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    the kind that couldn't be repeated, no matter
    how many times you go on a journey.
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    Talking about miracles with numerals is...
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    TALKING ABOUT MIRACLES
    WITH NUMERALS IS BOORISH.
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    ...boorish.
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    Stop it, both of you!
[12:20] ---
    This is FM Kamihama, the holy radio station
    broadcasting nightly from Chuo Ward, Kamihama City.
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    I am your host, DJ Hammer!
[12:27] ---
    Our first letter is from the pseudonymous
    Kinokonoki, who lives in Kosho Ward.
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    "DJ Hammer, fellow listeners, Kamihama!"
[12:34] ---
    Kamihama!
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    "My dream is to become a fashion designer."
    Nice! A fashion designer.
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    What was my dream?
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    Of course, my dream now
    is to become a worldwide DJ,
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    but my dream when I was much younger...
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    Oh, a lacquerer—
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    Tamaki.
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    Yes?
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    Is Felicia Mitsuki your friend?
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    MOTHER
    FATHER
    GRANDPARENTS
    AUNT
    UNCLE
    FRIEND?
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    She's in police custody in Chuo Ward.
[13:21] ---
    She wanted me to send you over, but I thought
    there must be some misunderstanding.
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    I'll leave right now!
[13:36] ---
    She said something about her turf, but associating
    with delinquents is not a good idea.
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    DON'T ALLOW
    JUNK MAIL
    OH NO,
    IT WAS SPAM!
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    Yes, ma'am.
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    Make sure you tell her parents about this.
[13:46] ---
    Yes, ma'am.
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    Hey.
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    Iroha!
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    Aren't you going to ask me?
    Like why I was fighting?
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    Are you still a mercenary, Felicia?
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    No. I've got Banbanzai now.
[14:16] ---
    Then I think your troubles with other people
    will dwindle as time goes by.
[14:22] ---
    They pissed me off!
[14:24] ---
    They called Yachiyo a weirdo
    and you an outsider, Iroha.
[14:29] ---
    You were sticking up for me and Yachiyo?
[14:35] ---
    Of course not!
[14:36] ---
    They pissed me off, so I started punching.
[14:40] ---
    Hey, let's stop by that place.
[14:43] ---
    The radio tower is near here.
[14:53] ---
    This is the radio tower.
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    Huge, right?
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    I heard it!
[15:19] ---
    Me too!
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    But it's not like the rumor said.
[15:23] ---
    Tsuruno said the voice is crying and says things
    like, "Help me" and "Get me out of here."
[15:29] ---
    The voice I just heard was laughing.
[15:37] ---
    It's true. The teacher
    called her out of the room yesterday.
[15:40] ---
    Everyone's saying she's a delinquent.
[15:42] ---
    Hey, you shouldn't talk like that!
[15:52] ---
    Everyone, take your seats!
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    Why is this happening?
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    I looked into it for you.
    The "Endless Solitude" thing.
[16:17] ---
    Here, this page.
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    WHAT THE HECK IS THIS "ENDLESS SOLITUDE"?
[16:19] ---
    IT'S COMPLETELY THE MAYOR'S FAULT
[16:19] ---
    Get it? The post's been deleted.
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    I CAN'T GET IN
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    TAKE YOUR CASUAL TALK ELSEWHERE
[16:23] ---
    The previous post's been deleted,
    so I couldn't tell what this post meant on its own.
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    DO NOT GO NEAR ENDLESS SOLITUDE
[16:28] ---
    I wonder what the deleted post said.
[16:32] ---
    DISUSED ARTICLES
[16:32] ---
    WASTE
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    When I followed the log, I found it.
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    BRING YOUR INCOMPLETE HEART
    AND SURPASS THIS CHANGED WORLD
    COME TO ENDLESS SOLITUDE
[16:37] ---
    IT'S COMPLETELY THE MAYOR'S FAULT
[16:37] ---
    This page...
[16:39] ---
    It looks like the site's been deleted already.
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    That's all I have.
[16:44] ---
    A clue that still leaves you clueless.
[16:47] ---
    But I wanted to tell you anyway.
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    I really appreciate it.
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    Thank you, Rena!
[16:57] ---
    Spam mail again.
[16:59] ---
    Delete it!
[17:01] ---
    I get so much of it these days.
[17:05] ---
    SENDER UNKNOWN
    PLEASE HELP ME
[17:05] ---
    SENDER UNKNOWN
    PLEASE ERASE ME
[17:05] ---
    SENDER UNKNOWN
    PLEASE SAVE THIS CHILD THAT I HAVE LOCKED UP
[17:06] ---
    What is that? Locked up?
[17:09] ---
    SENDER UNKNOWN
    ARE YOU A MAGICAL GIRL?
[17:11] ---
    MAGICAL GIRL?
[17:14] ---
    Magical Girl?
[17:15] ---
    How does somebody know
    you're a Magical Girl?
[17:19] ---
    SENDER UNKNOWN
    PLEASE SAVE THIS CHILD THAT I HAVE LOCKED UP
[17:20] ---
    She's crying. And saying,
    "Help me." "Get me out of here."
[17:21] ---
    SENDER UNKNOWN
    PLEASE ERASE ME
[17:22] ---
    HELP ME
[17:26] ---
    Please leave a message after the beep.
[17:30] ---
    Yachiyo, I'm going to the radio tower
    in Chuo Ward once more!
[17:35] ---
    The spam mail and the Electric Wave Girl's voice.
[17:37] ---
    They may be connected.
[17:58] ---
    That girl is part of Wings of the Magius!
[18:11] ---
    Please leave a message after the beep.
[18:36] ---
    The roof!
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    Are you the one who has been following me?
[19:05] ---
    Now that you have seen me,
    I cannot allow you to leave!
[19:18] ---
    Are you the ones
    who have been sending me mail?
[19:23] ---
    Mail? What are you talking about?
[19:27] ---
    Someone said they have someone locked up.
[19:29] ---
    Locked up?
[19:31] ---
    Are you referring to Sana Futaba?
[19:34] ---
    Sana Futaba?
[19:41] ---
    Please tell me. What is "Wings of the Magius"?
[19:56] ---
    How can protecting Uwasa free Magical Girls?
[20:21] ---
    Tamaki!
[20:24] ---
    The interlopers have arrived.
[20:27] ---
    Trying to get away?
[21:05] ---
    I couldn't get through to you after your message
    about going to Chuo Ward,
[21:09] ---
    so I'm glad I went looking for you just in case.
[21:12] ---
    So about what was on the answering machine...
[21:15] ---
    Would you let me hear it?
[21:24] ---
    That can't just be a coincidence.
[21:28] ---
    Yachiyo, is it okay to answer this message?
[21:33] ---
    Yes, go ahead.
[21:36] ---
    If something happens now,
    we're in a position to deal with it.
[21:46] ---
    WHO ARE YOU?
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    SEND
[21:50] ---
    SENDER UNKNOWN
    ARE YOU A MAGICAL GIRL?
[21:52] ---
    SENDER UNKNOWN
    ARE YOU A MAGICAL GIRL?
[21:53] ---
    SENDER UNKNOWN
    I'M IN THE ENDLESS SOLITUDE
[21:54] ---
    SENDER UNKNOWN
    PLEASE COME TO THE ENDLESS SOLITUDE
[22:00] ---
    Episode 8
    You Definitely Shouldn't Respond
[23:35] ---
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