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E3 - Sorry for Making You My Friend

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[00:01] ---
    It's an application of an Archimedean spiral.
[00:05] ---
    If we could create a perpetual motion machine,
    we would be like masters of the universe!
[00:13] ---
    Look!
[00:25] ---
    It's really running!
[00:27] ---
    But I did that so easily. How boring.
[00:29] ---
    Thousands of years and they never
    realized something this simple?
[00:33] ---
    Are adults just really dumb?
[01:12] ---
    Toka. I have no doubt
    that your cruel, violent deed here
[01:17] ---
    has resulted in a cultural loss that rivals
    past burning books and burying scholars
[01:22] ---
    and will be remembered
    for generations to come.
[01:25] ---
    Maybe if the lost information is so precious,
[01:27] ---
    people shouldn't have recorded them
    on highly combustible materials.
[01:31] ---
    It would be most peculiar if they considered
    the risk of books catching fire in a hospital room.
[01:37] ---
    Both of you, don't fight at a time like this.
[01:40] ---
    There is nothing to be gained by hanging out
    with someone who doesn't admit her mistakes.
[01:46] ---
    Toka, we're through.
[01:49] ---
    Not if I'm through with you first, Nemu,
    for being so pigheaded!
[01:54] ---
    Honestly! How many times
    will you two end your friend...
[02:14] ---
    Toka and Nemu...
[02:21] ---
    Ui had friends when she was in the hospital.
[02:26] ---
    Where are those two now?
[02:27] ---
    MOMOKO
    TO IROHA
    UNLOCK
[02:27] ---
    YOU HAVE A NEW MESSAGE
[02:42] ---
    Did you go to school?
[04:12] ---
    Yes, I went.
[02:57] ---
    KAMIHAMA MIRENA-ZA
[03:05] ---
    Hey, Coordinator!
[03:07] ---
    Huh? She's not here?
[03:10] ---
    Breathe in.
[03:13] ---
    And out. Then take a deep breath.
[03:17] ---
    Relax. And let go.
[03:22] ---
    Now then...
[03:24] ---
    I'm going to touch your Soul Gem.
[03:33] ---
    Guess she's with a client.
[03:36] ---
    At a time like this?
[03:49] ---
    Sorry.
[03:50] ---
    She suddenly dropped in.
[03:53] ---
    But that aside,
    you've brought a new girl to me today, too?
[04:04] ---
    I-I'm Iroha Tamaki.
[04:05] ---
    I'm Mitama Yakumo, the Coordinator.
[04:09] ---
    Is this your first time to be adjusted?
[04:11] ---
    OUT OF THE OFFICE
    RESERVED
    MOMOKO TOGAME - CALL YACHIYO
    REGULARS - WITH THE TEAM
    OFF
[04:11] ---
    She's not here to be adjusted. Where's Yachiyo?
[04:15] ---
    She should be here any minute.
[04:20] ---
    Speak of the devil and all that.
[04:30] ---
    Kaede was abducted?
[04:32] ---
    Yeah. By the thing we've been tracking down.
[04:34] ---
    Is it strong?
[04:35] ---
    We're stuck at the part
    where we lure out the witch.
[04:39] ---
    Do you know the rumor
    about the Friendship Ending Staircase?
[04:41] ---
    Yes, at the university affiliated school, right?
[04:45] ---
    Huh. So you do know a lot about it.
[04:48] ---
    No, not a lot.
[04:50] ---
    As you are well aware, Momoko.
[04:52] ---
    Don't be like that. We came here to see you.
[04:58] ---
    We'd like your help.
[05:01] ---
    If Kaede is being held captive, I'll help you.
[05:05] ---
    Much obliged.
[05:06] ---
    But I don't want to work with nuisances.
[05:11] ---
    Her name is Iroha Tamaki!
[05:13] ---
    She came here with us
    because she's worried about Kaede.
[05:16] ---
    There's no call for insults.
[05:18] ---
    What I'm saying is that it's dangerous
    to bring along a Magical Girl who can't fight.
[05:23] ---
    Do you consider all Magical Girls
    who are weaker than you to be nuisances?
[05:27] ---
    Yes.
[05:28] ---
    Kaede's been kidnapped!
[05:29] ---
    Would you like
    the number of victims to increase?
[05:36] ---
    Okay, okay.
[05:37] ---
    That's enough bickering.
[05:40] ---
    Instead, why don't we make adjustments
    to Iroha's Soul Gem?
[05:46] ---
    Having your Soul Gem adjusted can bring power
    to the fore that you never knew you had before!
[05:48] ---
    MAGICAL GIRL THEORY IN PRACTICE
    CONNECT
    Adjust your Soul Gem
    and then try using fusion magic with a friend!
    Soul Gem adjustments are not free.
[05:53] ---
    With experience, you'll be able
    to hold your own against the Kamihama Witches.
[05:58] ---
    I'm sure Yachiyo has no complaints about that.
[06:02] ---
    Fine. Then feel free to do as you wish.
[06:16] ---
    You.
[06:17] ---
    Yes.
[06:19] ---
    If you remain weak and don't change,
    you'll continue to sacrifice someone for your own goals.
[06:26] ---
    Don't forget about that.
[06:42] ---
    IF SHE'S FINE,
    IT MEANS SHE DIDN'T APOLOGIZE, RIGHT?
[06:43] ---
    WAS AKINO REALLY FRIENDS WITH HER IN THE FIRST PLACE?
    SHE'S A SECOND-YEAR MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENT, ISN'T SHE?
[06:43] ---
    No need for the long face.
    One day we'll be able to laugh about this!
[06:43] ---
    WHO KNOWS? BUT IF HER NAME WAS WRITTEN THERE,
    AND SHE DISAPPEARED,
    IT MEANS THEY WERE ORIGINALLY FRIENDS, RIGHT?
[06:46] ---
    A TRUE FRIEND CAN GIVE YOU ADVICE,
    EVEN WHEN IT'S ABOUT A TOUCHY SUBJECT.
[06:47] ---
    A TRUE FRIEND SHOULD BE ABLE
    TO GET IT ACROSS WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING.
[06:47] ---
    FRIENDS CAN SAY ANYTHING TO EACH OTHER.
[06:47] ---
    You'll go back to being good friends,
    just like before.
[06:47] ---
    I DON'T WANT MY FRIENDS TO HEAR.
[06:51] ---
    I guarantee it.
[07:06] ---
    RENA MINAMI
    MOMOKO TOGAME
[07:06] ---
    KAEDE AKINO
    YACHIYO NANAMI
[07:09] ---
    I'm not picking up any signs of a Witch.
[07:11] ---
    After writing our names
    on the Friendship Ending Staircase, we'll reconcile.
[07:15] ---
    When the Witch appears, we'll strike.
[07:17] ---
    Between the two of us,
    the Witch should have a hard time.
[07:21] ---
    I have no objections.
[09:20] ---
    All right. Let's do it, Yachiyo.
[09:24] ---
    Yachiyo, I'm sorry! It was my fault!
[09:31] ---
    Sorry! I'm really sorry! Please forgive me!
[09:34] ---
    Let's call off this "breakup"!
[09:40] ---
    Nothing's happening.
[09:42] ---
    Yachiyo, will you try apologizing to me?
[09:45] ---
    Momoko, I'm sorry.
[09:50] ---
    It's not coming.
[09:52] ---
    Our plan won't work?
[09:54] ---
    Maybe it doesn't work unless it's a real fight?
[09:58] ---
    It has to be me after all.
[10:01] ---
    Rena?
[10:02] ---
    It's too dangerous for you, Rena.
[10:04] ---
    I'm stronger than Kaede.
[10:07] ---
    Besides, whatever happens,
    you'll protect me, right, Momoko?
[10:11] ---
    Yeah. Okay.
[10:14] ---
    I promise.
    Whatever it takes, we'll rescue Kaede.
[10:20] ---
    Kaede, I'm sorry.
[10:24] ---
    I'm sorry!
    I'm sorry for saying our friendship was over.
[10:27] ---
    I want to patch things up with you, Kaede.
[10:34] ---
    Why?
[10:35] ---
    Maybe because the words aren't sincere?
[10:39] ---
    I mean...
[10:40] ---
    I don't feel like "I want to make up!"
    so soon, you know?
[10:44] ---
    It's things like that, Rena.
[10:47] ---
    I can't help it. I can't change the way I feel.
[10:50] ---
    You don't care if Kaede doesn't comes back?
[10:53] ---
    I didn't say that!
[10:55] ---
    Why would you think that?
[10:57] ---
    Why does everyone say things like that?
[11:01] ---
    I want Kaede to come back.
[11:04] ---
    If she doesn't,
    then I'll become the villain even more.
[11:08] ---
    Always, always, always, always, always!
[11:10] ---
    Kaede apologizes and I get angry!
[11:13] ---
    Kaede acts like a saint, smiling all the time,
    playing the good girl, and being protected by Momoko!
[11:20] ---
    I wouldn't feel like this
    if Kaede weren't around!
[11:24] ---
    I hate Kaede!
[11:26] ---
    I hate her!
[11:28] ---
    I can't stand her!
[11:31] ---
    Even if she does come back,
    I'll never make up with her!
[11:35] ---
    This time, I'll really end this friendship!
[11:39] ---
    Kaede and I don't have to be friends anymore.
[11:43] ---
    Kaede... I'm sorry.
[11:47] ---
    I'm sorry for forcing you
    to be my friend all this time.
[11:53] ---
    I'm sorry for making you my friend.
[11:58] ---
    RENA MINAMI
[11:59] ---
    It's your fault!
[12:00] ---
    It's Rena's fault.
[12:01] ---
    It's your fault!
[12:03] ---
    It's Kaede's fault!
[12:04] ---
    Be quiet! I said be quiet!
[12:06] ---
    - Please! I'm sorry!
    - I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

[12:08] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[12:18] ---
    Jump on!
[12:49] ---
    Rena, I'm sorry I said
    we weren't friends anymore.

[12:55] ---
    I'm sorry for all the terrible things I said.
[12:58] ---
    Even though I knew
    you were shy with people...

[13:05] ---
    Why is Kaede
    the one who apologizes all the time?

[13:08] ---
    Why don't I apologize?
[13:11] ---
    Rena, I'll do my best not to be your burden.
[13:15] ---
    Even though it's not her fault at all.
[13:18] ---
    Even though I'm the one
    who should be apologizing.

[13:21] ---
    I...
[13:23] ---
    Rena, I really am sorry.
[13:25] ---
    Don't apologize.
    Why are you always so quick to apologize?

[13:30] ---
    That's all I wanted to say.
[13:32] ---
    Let's look for the Chain Witch
    again tomorrow, okay?

[13:41] ---
    I...
[13:45] ---
    I hate Rena!
[13:57] ---
    SAYUKI FUMINO
[14:16] ---
    Do you like Rena?
[14:21] ---
    Obviously not, right?
[14:22] ---
    Rena has a lousy personality
    and everyone hates her.
[14:26] ---
    She's a pain in the butt for Momoko and Kaede.
[14:29] ---
    Momoko?
[14:32] ---
    I'M NOT GOOD WITH REPTILES, SO I'M SORRY
    THAT I STILL THINK THEY'RE CREEPY!
[14:33] ---
    I'M SORRY FOR CALLING YOUR PET CREEPY, KAEDE!
[14:34] ---
    I want to shine like an idol, too.
[14:38] ---
    I want to change, too.
[14:40] ---
    I hate Rena Mizuki.
    Everyday, every time I look in the mirror,
    I feel disgusted
    Such mean eyes
    I wish I had a softer-sounding name
    Something with six letters
    is easier to say, and it's cuter
    Rena Mizuki is not needed
    Face, body, voice, name, none of it is needed
    Rena Mizuki should just
    If it could all just be thrown away
[14:40] ---
    Just like Momoko said,
    she gives off a "good girl" vibe
    It's like the opposite of Rena
    Honestly, I don't like it
    I don't like going
    from two people to three
    I feel better when Momoko invites me
    It makes it feel like she doesn't
    want to be with me unwillingly
    I mean, I don't know
    I'm not used to these kinds of things
    Momoko has the wrong idea about me
    Short-tempered, annoying,
    and looks down on you
    Always says hurtful things
    Rena Mizuki is that kind of girl
[14:41] ---
    I want to change. Why haven't I changed?
[14:44] ---
    Even though Kyubey
    supposedly made my wish come true.

[14:48] ---
    I want the power to change into someone else
    I became a Magical Girl
    And acquired the power to change into someone else
    Rena Mizuki has not changed
    Rena Mizuki cannot change
    I hate Rena Mizuki
[14:49] ---
    I hate Rena. I can't stand her.
[14:53] ---
    I hate Rena!
[14:58] ---
    Rena, what are you doing there?
[15:03] ---
    Kaede.
[15:08] ---
    Jeez! Rena, didn't you come here to save me?
[15:12] ---
    Kaede.
[15:14] ---
    Rena, whenever you feel sad,
    you always transform into Momoko.
[15:20] ---
    I do not!
[15:21] ---
    Anyway, where were you?
    Whose fault do you think all this is?
[15:26] ---
    I-I couldn't get down from here,
    so it's been very troublesome for me, too!
[15:31] ---
    Excuse me! Both of you, please.
[15:34] ---
    Yachiyo, I detect Rena and Kaede.
    Iroha is there, too.

[15:37] ---
    Yes, I sense them.
    But it seems the branch they're on is far away.
[15:46] ---
    Wait!
[15:50] ---
    Is that bell the main part?
[15:54] ---
    I heard you, you know.
[15:57] ---
    I heard you say you hate me, Rena.
[16:00] ---
    If you heard that, then you know.
[16:03] ---
    Once we're out of here, our friendship is over,
    once and for all.
[16:07] ---
    I don't like the sound of that.
[16:09] ---
    All this time, we weren't really friends, anyway.
[16:13] ---
    I was always angry
    and you were always apologizing.
[16:18] ---
    Then why don't you apologize too, Rena?
[16:21] ---
    Actually, you did apologize, just before.
[16:21] ---
    SORRY
    SORRY
    SORRY
[16:24] ---
    That wasn't an apology.
[16:27] ---
    - You apologized.
    - It didn't count.
[16:30] ---
    Then our friendship breakup
    doesn't count either.
[16:32] ---
    How do you figure?
[16:34] ---
    Listen, you're headstrong, selfish, short-fused,
    and shy around people, but maybe that's okay.
[16:42] ---
    Maybe you can stay like that
    and our relationship can stay as it is, too.
[16:49] ---
    I think we can't not be friends.
[16:54] ---
    Listen to what I say, too!
[16:57] ---
    Let me apologize!
[16:59] ---
    All right. I'll listen. I promise I'll listen.
[17:06] ---
    I'll say it when we're out of here!
[17:09] ---
    Okay. I'll wait for it.
[17:20] ---
    Rena! Kaede! I'm counting on you!
[17:22] ---
    - Rena!
    - Let's go!
[18:10] ---
    So...
[18:11] ---
    Uh-huh.
[18:13] ---
    I think I'm at fault for various things.
[18:17] ---
    Uh-huh.
[18:18] ---
    You agree with that?
[18:20] ---
    Anyway!
[18:21] ---
    I already apologized, so I want you
    to continue to be my f-f... fr-fr... frie...
[18:29] ---
    B-Be my servant!
[18:37] ---
    Me too. You've been
    and always will be my friend, Rena!
[18:54] ---
    That Witch didn't drop a Grief Seed.
[18:57] ---
    Even though it was gigantic?
[19:00] ---
    That may not have been a Witch.
[19:04] ---
    Have you ever heard of a Witch that appears
    wherever the conditions of a rumor are met?
[19:09] ---
    And there wasn't even
    a trace of its magic beforehand.
[19:15] ---
    Be careful.
[19:17] ---
    There's something unusual
    happening in Kamihama right now.
[19:22] ---
    You girls make a good team.
[19:26] ---
    Why do you say that now?
[19:28] ---
    No reason.
[19:39] ---
    No one there remembers your little sister,
    a patient named Ui Tamaki.
[19:44] ---
    But someone remembered
    the other two, Toka and Nemu.
[19:49] ---
    They said, "Oh, those really smart girls."
    Is that them?
[19:53] ---
    Yes! Just like in my dream!
[19:55] ---
    They said both girls were discharged.
[19:58] ---
    I asked about their family names and dates
    of their hospital stay, but they couldn't remember.
[20:04] ---
    Thank you.
[20:07] ---
    Even just knowing that Toka and Nemu
    were really there is great progress!
[20:22] ---
    Toka and Nemu were really at that hospital.
[20:27] ---
    Ui, are you somewhere in Kamihama City?
[20:31] ---
    I'll work even harder.
[20:34] ---
    I swear I'll find you.
[20:37] ---
    KAMIHAMA CITY UNIVERSITY AFFILIATED SCHOOL
    FRIENDSHIP ENDING STAIRCASE
[20:37] ---
    SHINSEI CENTRAL STATION
[20:37] ---
    COORDINATOR
[20:37] ---
    HOKUYO WARD DIRECTION
    SATOMI MEDICAL CENTER
[20:37] ---
    KAMIHAMA SHINSEI WARD
[20:41] ---
    Episode 3:
    Sorry for Making You My Friend
[22:21] ---
    Mami Tomoe, I appreciate you coming.
[22:25] ---
    Is it true you can't enter Kamihama City?
[22:28] ---
    Can't enter? More like I lose consciousness
    when I'm in Kamihama City.
[22:41] ---
    Like I said, right?
[22:43] ---
    So you want me to investigate the cause?
[22:47] ---
    I could only ask
    an exceptional Magical Girl to do it.
[22:51] ---
    Because the Kamihama Witches
    are stronger than Witches in other areas.
[22:55] ---
    Besides, there are a lot of troublesome
    veteran Magical Girls, too.
[22:58] ---
    Geez, you're all talk.
[23:01] ---
    Still, Witches are one thing, but I don't want
    any trouble with local Magical Girls.
[23:05] ---
    Trouble can't be avoided.
    You've heard the rumor, haven't you?
[23:09] ---
    That someone is gathering Witches in Kamihama City
    and plotting to monopolize all the Grief Seeds.
[23:15] ---
    True, there have been
    less Witches in Mitakihara lately
[23:18] ---
    and if what you say is true,
    I can't just ignore it.
[23:23] ---
    All right.
[23:24] ---
    Are the unusual events in Kamihama
    due to a Witch or a Magical Girl?
[23:31] ---
    I'll look into it for you.
[23:35] ---
    PLEASE WATCH AGAIN!
[23:35] ---
    PUNYAN