E6 - I'll Do Anything

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    This place is crawling with them.
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    We can't take them all down, huh?
[00:36] ---
    Looks like we need to revise the plan.
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    Crush them... Crush them...
    Crush them... Crush them...
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    Every last Witch!
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    I'll slaughter them all!
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    Felicia?
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    What are you doing?
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    Akira!
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    - I can't just leave them alone.
    - P-Please, wait!
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    Hey, Felicia!
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    I'll massacre you!
[03:00] ---
    That's right. Yachiyo's house...
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    Um, good morning.
[03:29] ---
    Good morning, Tamaki.
[03:32] ---
    Is toast okay for breakfast?
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    You have a lot of rooms here.
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    It used to be a boardinghouse.
    Not now, though.
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    Um, you're the one who used
    a Grief Seed on my Soul Gem, right?
[03:54] ---
    Thank you.
[03:56] ---
    My Soul Gem became pretty again, so...
[04:00] ---
    Oh.
[04:06] ---
    No, don't worry about it.
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    What are you going to do today?
    It's Saturday, so there's no school, right?
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    TAKARAZAKI MILK
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    Since I'm here, I thought I would take in
    the sights of Kamihama City before heading home.
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    I see.
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    In Kamihama, you're better off hiding
    that you're a Magical Girl as much as possible.
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    MIKAZUKI VILLA
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    It doesn't matter as far out as Chuo Ward,
    but be careful if you go east of there.
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    SANKYO WARD
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    KAMIHAMA CITY SANKYO WARD
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    MIZUTOKUJI
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    The real Ui wasn't at Seance Shrine.
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    But I'm sure she's somewhere in this city.
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    ANTI-CONSTRUCTION
    ANTI-INDUSTRIAL WASTE DISPOSAL
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    THIS IGNORES THE DAILY LIFE OF RESIDESNTS
    ABSOLUTELY AGAINST ZONING MODIFICATION
    MAINTAIN THE SEMI-MANUFACTURING INDUSTRY
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    There are places like this, too!
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    FORECLOSURE
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    Step right up. Lucky Water with the Owl Sign.
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    Drink it once and your cares will melt away.
    It will completely cure all illnesses, too.
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    LUCKY OWL WATER
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    Start with one bottle. Just one bottle.
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    Just drink this and your luck will change
    for the better, it'll be smooth sailing for your fate,
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    and happiness will come falling into your lap.
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    It'll increase your concentration, is ideal for a diet,
    and takes on all incurable diseases.
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    LUCKY OWL WATER
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    Everyone's drinking it.
    You're the only one who doesn't know about it.
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    Lucky Owl Water?
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    Lucky Water with the Owl Sign
    is the very distillation of joy.
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    Here, you have some, too. Don't be shy!
[06:01] ---
    U-Um, but...
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    Go on! Drink up!
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    It's free? For real? Then I'm in!
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    What is this? It's tasty!
[06:21] ---
    It's good!
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    Another bottle!
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    Regrettably, Luck is available
    to everyone but once a day.
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    LUCKY OWL WATER
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    Why the heck is that?
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    - Tomorrow!
    - Come back tomorrow.
[06:34] ---
    Maybe I will come back tomorrow.
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    Thank you!
[06:53] ---
    Um, where am I? Kosho Ward?
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    Hey!
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    Wh-What?
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    Where are you from, Magical Girl?
[07:08] ---
    There's no way you don't know where you are.
[07:10] ---
    Sorry. I didn't mean to intrude
    on your territory.
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    You expect me to believe that?
    Come on, let's see some money.
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    Pay me a toll and I'll let you off the hook.
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    Th-That's...
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    The sign of a Witch...
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    They're still here, huh?
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    It's too dangerous to go alone!
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    Clam it! Stay out of my way, weakling!
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    I'm going to wipe out every last Witch!
[08:24] ---
    Um...
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    The fee for saving you is 1,000 yen.
[08:28] ---
    Money again?
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    Naturally. I make a living as a mercenary.
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    I didn't ask you to save me.
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    You're weak, so if I hadn't been around,
    you'd be dead right now.
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    Can I buy you an ice cream instead?
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    Are you poor?
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    I'm low on pocket money.
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    All right, I'll settle for ice cream this time.
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    ISADO CANDY STORE
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    You have one, too.
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    MELON ICE CREAM
    FRUIT JUICE 24%
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    Paid for with my money...
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    I'm Felicia Mitsuki. What's your name?
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    Iroha. Iroha Tamaki.
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    All right, Iroha. If anybody
    picks a fight with you in Kamihama, call me.
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    I'll help you out at a friend-discounted price.
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    You're still going to charge me money?
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    I told you, I'm a mercenary
    who gets paid to perform.
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    WINNER
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    My stick is a winner! It's my lucky day!
[09:31] ---
    Yours is a winner too, Iroha!
[09:33] ---
    Pops, two more of the same!
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    MELON ICE CREAM
    FRUIT JUICE 23%
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    KAMIHAMA MIRENA-ZA
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    That's what she gets.
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    It's not like she wrote a lie.
    I thought it was an understandable heads-up.
[09:55] ---
    I know, but...
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    Welcome.
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    My last clients left just now.
[10:08] ---
    Felicia again?
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    That girl's trouble.
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    Even though she's very talented.
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    So what's this information about a new rumor?
[10:19] ---
    Oh, right. Have you heard of Lucky Owl Water?
[10:24] ---
    Before that,
    it looks like you have another client.
[10:44] ---
    I hear you're the big cheese of this area.
[10:48] ---
    What's your business in Kamihama City?
[10:50] ---
    I'm sure you know.
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    Thanks to all the Witches gathering in the city,
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    those of us who live in the environs
    are losing the means to make our livelihood.
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    I was thinking the good people of Kamihama
    could share a bit of their wealth with poor little me.
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    If you're going to hunt in Kamihama,
    you'll have to follow the rules.
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    You don't hurt any other Magical Girls.
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    With Witches, it's first-come-first-served.
    No poaching. That's all.
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    Then you're saying you people wouldn't complain
    if an outsider like me hunts down a Witch?
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    With the increase in Witches here,
    there are more than enough to go around.
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    Besides, the Witches of Kamihama
    are stronger than elsewhere,
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    but I have a feeling
    they wouldn't be a problem for you.
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    Is that right? That's a let-down.
[11:37] ---
    But then I'll just do as I see fit.
[11:43] ---
    Hey, why are Witches gathering in Kamihama?
[11:47] ---
    It's weird, isn't it?
[11:49] ---
    Maybe you people
    are in league with the Witches?
[11:53] ---
    That would be impossible.
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    Honestly...
[12:06] ---
    I can't thank you enough
    for returning my lost wallet.
[12:10] ---
    Oh, you don't have to...
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    KAMIHAMA CITY
    SANKYO WARD POLICE STATION
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    We're good.
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    DRAWING
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    22ND LOTTERY DRAWING
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    Congratulations!
[12:19] ---
    21ST LOTTERY DRAWING
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    We won, Felicia!
[12:22] ---
    It's the first time I won one of these things!
[12:30] ---
    Iroha, we're totally lucky today!
[12:36] ---
    This is unbelievable!
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    ROYAL STRAIGHT FLUSH
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    We've got it! Luck is on our side!
[12:47] ---
    I'm getting kind of scared.
[12:50] ---
    This is crazy.
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    It doesn't make any sense!
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    Anyway, you may not look like it,
    but you've got guts to enter eastern territory.
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    I was just looking for someone.
[13:05] ---
    Felicia, have you ever heard of a girl
    named Ui Tamaki?
[13:08] ---
    Doesn't sound familiar. Who is she?
[13:12] ---
    My little sister.
[13:14] ---
    I'm sure she's in Kamihama, but...
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    I see. Family, huh?
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    Hey, you know what,
    I'd be willing to work for you exclusively.
[13:27] ---
    You have a lot of money
    from our winnings, right?
[13:30] ---
    I do, but...
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    Why are you a mercenary, Felicia?
[13:36] ---
    If I don't work, I can't eat.
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    This is about the only thing I can do.
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    You can't eat? Where your parents?
[13:48] ---
    They're dead.
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    A Witch killed them.
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    YACHIYO
    INCOMING CALL
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    Yachiyo?
[14:02] ---
    Yes... Yes. Really?
[14:06] ---
    Then...
[14:08] ---
    Lucky Owl Water?
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    Iroha!
[14:23] ---
    Felicia Mitsuki!
[14:25] ---
    Oh, it's you, Yachiyo. A super-famous one.
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    I don't know the other one.
[14:30] ---
    What was that?
[14:31] ---
    The mightiest Magical Girl,
    Tsuruno Yui, that's me!
[14:31] ---
    I said you should hide the fact
    that you're a Magical Girl.
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    Never heard of you.
[14:38] ---
    I'm sorry.
[14:38] ---
    Excuse me?
[14:39] ---
    Tsuruno Yui of Chinese Restaurant Banbanzai!
[14:39] ---
    You shouldn't get involved with that girl.
[14:41] ---
    I'm drawing a blank!
[14:42] ---
    The way she fights exposes her teammates
    to danger, so she's someone to be wary of.
[14:48] ---
    Is it true what you said on the phone,
    that you drank Lucky Owl Water?
[14:55] ---
    Yes. Felicia, too.
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    Is there a bad rumor about it?
[15:01] ---
    Oh, you've heard it already?
    Who did you hear it from?
[15:04] ---
    The rumor about Lucky Owl Water?
[15:06] ---
    Delicious water that's famous
    for bringing good luck.
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    Just drink it once
    and you'll be happy immediately!
[15:12] ---
    Your frustrations will blow away!
[15:15] ---
    However, you should beware.
[15:17] ---
    After 24 lucky things happen to you,
    a barrage of bad luck will show up.
[15:22] ---
    Or if you don't like that, all you can do
    is keep drinking the Lucky Water.
[15:26] ---
    That's the rumor going around
    Kosho Ward's horse race betting shops.
[15:29] ---
    It's disastrous!
[15:33] ---
    What happens after the 24 lucky things
    are used up hasn't been verified yet,
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    but apparently there are a number of Magical Girls
    who disappeared after drinking that water.
[15:44] ---
    That's just a rumor! I bet nothing big happens.
[15:48] ---
    If you don't believe it, you can go home.
[15:51] ---
    I'm not obliged to help you.
[15:53] ---
    Y-Yachiyo!
[15:55] ---
    Is that right? Well, I've had enough
    of your nonsense rumors!
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    W-Wait!
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    I'll hire you, Felicia!
    You're a mercenary, right?
[16:05] ---
    Then you'll help me, won't you?
[16:13] ---
    That'll be 1,000 yen for each Witch I slay.
[16:16] ---
    But this isn't a Witch, huh?
[16:18] ---
    Okay, why don't we call it 500 yen?
[16:20] ---
    Sure.
[16:23] ---
    Wait.
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    I can't just let you do this.
    Use something else besides money.
[16:28] ---
    What? Why?
[16:30] ---
    W-Well, how about a meal?
[16:34] ---
    A meal?
[16:36] ---
    I'll make it!
[16:37] ---
    I figured you only eat out, Felicia.
[16:42] ---
    You'd cook for me?
[16:44] ---
    All right, I guess. We've got a deal!
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    So what are we going to do?
    A purification rite or something?
[16:52] ---
    Once the good luck counter hits zero,
    bad things may happen, right?
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    We have to stop it before that happens.
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    Tamaki, would you take me to the location
    where you drank that water?
[17:13] ---
    I hope it's still in this area.
[17:19] ---
    We're lucky to find it right away!
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    Let's drink it every day!
    Lucky Water with the Owl Sign.
[17:25] ---
    If you're good, you can drink it every day.
    Come on, come on!
[17:29] ---
    What is that? A Witch? A Familiar?
[17:33] ---
    Felicia!
[17:34] ---
    Calm down!
[17:36] ---
    How dare you give me that weird drink!
[17:40] ---
    It's not weird at all.
    Lucky Owl Water releases you from unhappiness.
[17:45] ---
    I don't want to hear your sales pitch!
[17:47] ---
    Don't!
[17:57] ---
    She isn't grateful enough.
[17:58] ---
    You aren't grateful enough.
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    A girl who has her heart in the wrong place...
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    ...deserves to have bad luck!
[18:07] ---
    What is this?
[18:08] ---
    Where did that Witch go?
[18:11] ---
    She wasn't a Witch.
[18:12] ---
    I believe she was
    another kind of enemy altogether.
[18:18] ---
    That's ridiculous.
[18:19] ---
    You really screwed up.
[18:21] ---
    If you drank that water again,
    it could have bought us some more time.
[18:25] ---
    Because of you, the plan's ruined.
[18:26] ---
    Are you saying I should've just
    let that Witch-like thing be?
[18:29] ---
    I didn't say that.
[18:31] ---
    You're free to lose your temper,
    but don't drag Tamaki into it.
[18:35] ---
    If you're a mercenary, think more
    about your employer's interests before you act!
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    They've all disappeared,
    but what should we do now?
[18:44] ---
    I bet they were like Familiars.
[18:47] ---
    If we don't defeat the Uwasa's main body,
    the phenomenon it causes won't disappear.
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    Then all we have to do
    is find that main body and kick its butt, right?
[18:57] ---
    Before your good luck count reaches zero.
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    What's that? Good luck? Uwasa?
[19:13] ---
    The rumors are spreading through
    Kosho Ward's horse race betting shops.
[19:16] ---
    What's that?
[19:17] ---
    I don't know what it means!
[19:23] ---
    She's spreading the rumor.
[19:25] ---
    They don't notice?
[19:27] ---
    Maybe if they don't realize
    the existence of the Uwasa, it doesn't register.
[19:32] ---
    It's likely even we overlooked
    its presence until today.
[19:38] ---
    Let go of me!
[19:40] ---
    Let's pursue it.
[19:41] ---
    SWEETS CAFE
    AOI-YA
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    What the...
[20:07] ---
    So it's you...
[20:09] ---
    Snooping around...
[20:10] ---
    About the Lucky Water.
[20:11] ---
    Chasing Uwasa.
[20:12] ---
    Fools.
[20:14] ---
    To the guidance of Magius.
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    Obstruction.
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    Harmful.
[20:18] ---
    Jeez, they're so annoying!
[20:20] ---
    Withdraw.
[20:21] ---
    Uwasa is...
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    Salvation.
[20:23] ---
    We'll be released.
[20:24] ---
    You drank...
[20:25] ---
    ...the water.
[20:26] ---
    We'll give you water.
[20:27] ---
    If you don't get in our way.
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    Every day.
[20:30] ---
    Cooperate.
[20:31] ---
    Not a bad deal.
[20:32] ---
    If you join us...
[20:34] ---
    You're saying if we join you,
    you'll give us water every day,
[20:38] ---
    but we have to back off from this Uwasa?
[20:41] ---
    We can't trust you!
[20:42] ---
    What about the girls who were captured
    by Uwasa and never came back?
[20:48] ---
    Magical Girls...
[20:49] ---
    Are saved...
[20:50] ---
    By Magius.
[20:51] ---
    In the end, all Witches will be eradicated.
[20:54] ---
    Do not interfere.
[20:56] ---
    All of you Magical Girls...
[21:05] ---
    Hey, wait! What do you mean
    you're going to get rid of all the Witches?
[21:09] ---
    Felicia Mitsuki.
[21:13] ---
    You know me?
[21:15] ---
    Mercenary who has no tolerance for Witches.
[21:17] ---
    The blood that runs in your veins is seething.
[21:19] ---
    We wish to hire you.
[21:23] ---
    And what's the reward?
[21:25] ---
    Revenge.
[21:26] ---
    The eradication of all Witches.
[21:28] ---
    Are you serious?
    The eradication of all Witches?
[21:32] ---
    We...
[21:33] ---
    Wings of the Magius...
[21:34] ---
    Know...
[21:35] ---
    A way.
[21:37] ---
    Make your decision.
[21:38] ---
    Make your decision, Felicia Mitsuki.
[21:42] ---
    Only Magius can free you from your fury.
[21:49] ---
    Interesting.
[21:52] ---
    If that's true, I'll do anything.
[22:00] ---
    Episode 6
    I'll Do Anything
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    PLEASE WATCH AGAIN!
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    CHIKA HAYAMI