# E6 - I'll Do Anything
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR7901506/ill-do-anything)
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This place is crawling with them.
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We can't take them all down, huh?
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Looks like we need to revise the plan.
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Crush them... Crush them...
Crush them... Crush them...
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Every last Witch!
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I'll slaughter them all!
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Felicia?
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What are you doing?
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Akira!
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- I can't just leave them alone.
- P-Please, wait!
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Hey, Felicia!
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I'll massacre you!
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That's right. Yachiyo's house...
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Um, good morning.
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Good morning, Tamaki.
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Is toast okay for breakfast?
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You have a lot of rooms here.
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It used to be a boardinghouse.
Not now, though.
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Um, you're the one who used
a Grief Seed on my Soul Gem, right?
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Thank you.
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My Soul Gem became pretty again, so...
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Oh.
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No, don't worry about it.
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What are you going to do today?
It's Saturday, so there's no school, right?
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TAKARAZAKI MILK
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Since I'm here, I thought I would take in
the sights of Kamihama City before heading home.
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I see.
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In Kamihama, you're better off hiding
that you're a Magical Girl as much as possible.
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MIKAZUKI VILLA
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It doesn't matter as far out as Chuo Ward,
but be careful if you go east of there.
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SANKYO WARD
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KAMIHAMA CITY SANKYO WARD
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MIZUTOKUJI
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*The real Ui wasn't at Seance Shrine.*
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*But I'm sure she's somewhere in this city.*
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ANTI-CONSTRUCTION
ANTI-INDUSTRIAL WASTE DISPOSAL
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THIS IGNORES THE DAILY LIFE OF RESIDESNTS
ABSOLUTELY AGAINST ZONING MODIFICATION
MAINTAIN THE SEMI-MANUFACTURING INDUSTRY
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There are places like this, too!
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FORECLOSURE
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Step right up. Lucky Water with the Owl Sign.
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Drink it once and your cares will melt away.
It will completely cure all illnesses, too.
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LUCKY OWL WATER
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Start with one bottle. Just one bottle.
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Just drink this and your luck will change
for the better, it'll be smooth sailing for your fate,
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and happiness will come falling into your lap.
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It'll increase your concentration, is ideal for a diet,
and takes on all incurable diseases.
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LUCKY OWL WATER
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Everyone's drinking it.
You're the only one who doesn't know about it.
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Lucky Owl Water?
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Lucky Water with the Owl Sign
is the very distillation of joy.
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Here, you have some, too. Don't be shy!
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U-Um, but...
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Go on! Drink up!
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It's free? For real? Then I'm in!
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What is this? It's tasty!
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It's good!
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Another bottle!
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Regrettably, Luck is available
to everyone but once a day.
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LUCKY OWL WATER
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Why the heck is that?
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- Tomorrow!
- Come back tomorrow.
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Maybe I will come back tomorrow.
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Thank you!
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Um, where am I? Kosho Ward?
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Hey!
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Wh-What?
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Where are you from, Magical Girl?
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There's no way you don't know where you are.
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Sorry. I didn't mean to intrude
on your territory.
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You expect me to believe that?
Come on, let's see some money.
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Pay me a toll and I'll let you off the hook.
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Th-That's...
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The sign of a Witch...
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They're still here, huh?
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It's too dangerous to go alone!
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Clam it! Stay out of my way, weakling!
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I'm going to wipe out every last Witch!
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Um...
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The fee for saving you is 1,000 yen.
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Money again?
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Naturally. I make a living as a mercenary.
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I didn't ask you to save me.
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You're weak, so if I hadn't been around,
you'd be dead right now.
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Can I buy you an ice cream instead?
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Are you poor?
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I'm low on pocket money.
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All right, I'll settle for ice cream this time.
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ISADO CANDY STORE
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You have one, too.
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MELON ICE CREAM
FRUIT JUICE 24%
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Paid for with my money...
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I'm Felicia Mitsuki. What's your name?
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Iroha. Iroha Tamaki.
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All right, Iroha. If anybody
picks a fight with you in Kamihama, call me.
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I'll help you out at a friend-discounted price.
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You're still going to charge me money?
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I told you, I'm a mercenary
who gets paid to perform.
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WINNER
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My stick is a winner! It's my lucky day!
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Yours is a winner too, Iroha!
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Pops, two more of the same!
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MELON ICE CREAM
FRUIT JUICE 23%
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KAMIHAMA MIRENA-ZA
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That's what she gets.
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It's not like she wrote a lie.
I thought it was an understandable heads-up.
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I know, but...
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Welcome.
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My last clients left just now.
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Felicia again?
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That girl's trouble.
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Even though she's very talented.
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So what's this information about a new rumor?
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Oh, right. Have you heard of Lucky Owl Water?
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Before that,
it looks like you have another client.
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I hear you're the big cheese of this area.
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What's your business in Kamihama City?
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I'm sure you know.
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Thanks to all the Witches gathering in the city,
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those of us who live in the environs
are losing the means to make our livelihood.
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I was thinking the good people of Kamihama
could share a bit of their wealth with poor little me.
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If you're going to hunt in Kamihama,
you'll have to follow the rules.
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You don't hurt any other Magical Girls.
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With Witches, it's first-come-first-served.
No poaching. That's all.
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Then you're saying you people wouldn't complain
if an outsider like me hunts down a Witch?
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With the increase in Witches here,
there are more than enough to go around.
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Besides, the Witches of Kamihama
are stronger than elsewhere,
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but I have a feeling
they wouldn't be a problem for you.
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Is that right? That's a let-down.
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But then I'll just do as I see fit.
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Hey, why are Witches gathering in Kamihama?
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It's weird, isn't it?
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Maybe you people
are in league with the Witches?
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That would be impossible.
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Honestly...
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I can't thank you enough
for returning my lost wallet.
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Oh, you don't have to...
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KAMIHAMA CITY
SANKYO WARD POLICE STATION
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We're good.
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DRAWING
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22ND LOTTERY DRAWING
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Congratulations!
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21ST LOTTERY DRAWING
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We won, Felicia!
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It's the first time I won one of these things!
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Iroha, we're totally lucky today!
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This is unbelievable!
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ROYAL STRAIGHT FLUSH
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We've got it! Luck is on our side!
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I'm getting kind of scared.
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This is crazy.
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It doesn't make any sense!
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Anyway, you may not look like it,
but you've got guts to enter eastern territory.
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I was just looking for someone.
**[13:05] ---**
Felicia, have you ever heard of a girl
named Ui Tamaki?
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Doesn't sound familiar. Who is she?
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My little sister.
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I'm sure she's in Kamihama, but...
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I see. Family, huh?
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Hey, you know what,
I'd be willing to work for you exclusively.
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You have a lot of money
from our winnings, right?
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I do, but...
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Why are you a mercenary, Felicia?
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If I don't work, I can't eat.
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This is about the only thing I can do.
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You can't eat? Where your parents?
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They're dead.
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A Witch killed them.
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YACHIYO
INCOMING CALL
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Yachiyo?
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Yes... Yes. Really?
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Then...
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Lucky Owl Water?
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Iroha!
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Felicia Mitsuki!
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Oh, it's you, Yachiyo. A super-famous one.
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I don't know the other one.
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What was that?
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The mightiest Magical Girl,
Tsuruno Yui, that's me!
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I said you should hide the fact
that you're a Magical Girl.
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Never heard of you.
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I'm sorry.
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Excuse me?
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Tsuruno Yui of Chinese Restaurant Banbanzai!
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You shouldn't get involved with that girl.
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I'm drawing a blank!
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The way she fights exposes her teammates
to danger, so she's someone to be wary of.
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Is it true what you said on the phone,
that you drank Lucky Owl Water?
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Yes. Felicia, too.
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Is there a bad rumor about it?
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*Oh, you've heard it already?
Who did you hear it from?*
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*The rumor about Lucky Owl Water?*
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*Delicious water that's famous
for bringing good luck.*
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*Just drink it once
and you'll be happy immediately!*
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*Your frustrations will blow away!*
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*However, you should beware.*
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*After 24 lucky things happen to you,
a barrage of bad luck will show up.*
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*Or if you don't like that, all you can do
is keep drinking the Lucky Water.*
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*That's the rumor going around
Kosho Ward's horse race betting shops.*
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*It's disastrous!*
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What happens after the 24 lucky things
are used up hasn't been verified yet,
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but apparently there are a number of Magical Girls
who disappeared after drinking that water.
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That's just a rumor! I bet nothing big happens.
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If you don't believe it, you can go home.
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I'm not obliged to help you.
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Y-Yachiyo!
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Is that right? Well, I've had enough
of your nonsense rumors!
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W-Wait!
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I'll hire you, Felicia!
You're a mercenary, right?
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Then you'll help me, won't you?
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That'll be 1,000 yen for each Witch I slay.
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But this isn't a Witch, huh?
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Okay, why don't we call it 500 yen?
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Sure.
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Wait.
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I can't just let you do this.
Use something else besides money.
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What? Why?
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W-Well, how about a meal?
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A meal?
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I'll make it!
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I figured you only eat out, Felicia.
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You'd cook for me?
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All right, I guess. We've got a deal!
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So what are we going to do?
A purification rite or something?
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Once the good luck counter hits zero,
bad things may happen, right?
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We have to stop it before that happens.
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Tamaki, would you take me to the location
where you drank that water?
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I hope it's still in this area.
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We're lucky to find it right away!
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Let's drink it every day!
Lucky Water with the Owl Sign.
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If you're good, you can drink it every day.
Come on, come on!
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What is that? A Witch? A Familiar?
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Felicia!
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Calm down!
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How dare you give me that weird drink!
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It's not weird at all.
Lucky Owl Water releases you from unhappiness.
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I don't want to hear your sales pitch!
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Don't!
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*She isn't grateful enough.*
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*You aren't grateful enough.*
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*A girl who has her heart in the wrong place...*
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*...deserves to have bad luck!*
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What is this?
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Where did that Witch go?
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She wasn't a Witch.
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I believe she was
another kind of enemy altogether.
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That's ridiculous.
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You really screwed up.
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If you drank that water again,
it could have bought us some more time.
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Because of you, the plan's ruined.
**[18:26] ---**
Are you saying I should've just
let that Witch-like thing be?
**[18:29] ---**
I didn't say that.
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You're free to lose your temper,
but don't drag Tamaki into it.
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If you're a mercenary, think more
about your employer's interests before you act!
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They've all disappeared,
but what should we do now?
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I bet they were like Familiars.
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If we don't defeat the Uwasa's main body,
the phenomenon it causes won't disappear.
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Then all we have to do
is find that main body and kick its butt, right?
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Before your good luck count reaches zero.
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What's that? Good luck? Uwasa?
**[19:13] ---**
The rumors are spreading through
Kosho Ward's horse race betting shops.
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What's that?
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I don't know what it means!
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She's spreading the rumor.
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They don't notice?
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Maybe if they don't realize
the existence of the Uwasa, it doesn't register.
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It's likely even we overlooked
its presence until today.
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Let go of me!
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Let's pursue it.
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SWEETS CAFE
AOI-YA
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What the...
**[20:07] ---**
So it's you...
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Snooping around...
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About the Lucky Water.
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Chasing Uwasa.
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Fools.
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To the guidance of Magius.
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Obstruction.
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Harmful.
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Jeez, they're so annoying!
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Withdraw.
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Uwasa is...
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Salvation.
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We'll be released.
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You drank...
**[20:25] ---**
...the water.
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We'll give you water.
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If you don't get in our way.
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Every day.
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Cooperate.
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Not a bad deal.
**[20:32] ---**
If you join us...
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You're saying if we join you,
you'll give us water every day,
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but we have to back off from this Uwasa?
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We can't trust you!
**[20:42] ---**
What about the girls who were captured
by Uwasa and never came back?
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Magical Girls...
**[20:49] ---**
Are saved...
**[20:50] ---**
By Magius.
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In the end, all Witches will be eradicated.
**[20:54] ---**
Do not interfere.
**[20:56] ---**
All of you Magical Girls...
**[21:05] ---**
Hey, wait! What do you mean
you're going to get rid of all the Witches?
**[21:09] ---**
Felicia Mitsuki.
**[21:13] ---**
You know me?
**[21:15] ---**
Mercenary who has no tolerance for Witches.
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The blood that runs in your veins is seething.
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We wish to hire you.
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And what's the reward?
**[21:25] ---**
Revenge.
**[21:26] ---**
The eradication of all Witches.
**[21:28] ---**
Are you serious?
The eradication of all Witches?
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We...
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Wings of the Magius...
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Know...
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A way.
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Make your decision.
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Make your decision, Felicia Mitsuki.
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Only Magius can free you from your fury.
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Interesting.
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If that's true, I'll do anything.
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Episode 6
I'll Do Anything
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PLEASE WATCH AGAIN!
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CHIKA HAYAMI