5 - Hot Night With the Big Fish

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    Good day, ladies and gentlemen.
    My name is Sugata Eishiro.
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    I am currently seeking an assistant.
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    During the Age of Exploration,
[00:34] ---
    the man who pioneered a
    southern route around the world
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    was Ferdinand Magellan.
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    His greatest feat was to prove
    outright that the world was round,
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    by use of his colleagues'
    navigational logbooks.
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    The mapmakers of the time
    must have been thrown into disarray.
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    After all, their conception of
    the world had been disproved.
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    It's possible for the same
    thing to happen in our age,
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    if only a New World were discovered.
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    Incidentally, there is a
    reference in the navigational logs
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    to some giant footprints,
    discovered near Patagonia.
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    Even now, the possibility of one
    surviving on an island somewhere
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    is greater than zero.
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    Would you...
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    be my assistant?
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    I can hear my heart bell
[01:21] ---
    dou shita tte iu no
[01:24] ---
    mune no beru ga naru
[01:29] ---
    Heaven's Lost Property
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    hajimari wa ano toki
    datta (ringin' ringin')
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    kimi ga me no mae ni
    totsuzen (ringin' ringin')
[01:44] ---
    arawareta no wa umareru mae kara
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    kimerarete'ta n da ne
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    kitto sou da yo
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    negai ya yabou ya kuusou ga
[02:01] ---
    shiranai reberu e doa o tataite
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    habataku kagi to mirai o kureru
    (with your wings)
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    I can hear my heart bell
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    tomerarenai yo
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    tenshi ga narashiteru
    "daisuki" no aizu da yo ne
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    can you hear my heart bell?
[02:27] ---
    Dou shita tte iu no
[02:30] ---
    kiita koto ga nai mune no beru ga naru
[02:35] ---
    sore de mo mada kimi
    wa nani mo shiranai keredo
[02:51] ---
    Summer vacation is almost here.
    It's so hot.
[02:55] ---
    I'll have to buy a cooler.
[02:57] ---
    Master, before you do that,
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    should you not do something
    about where you are living?
[03:03] ---
    Yeah, you're right.
    Thanks to those panties,
[03:05] ---
    the whole house has
    been blown to smithereens.
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    I know!
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    What if we went and
    had Sugata put us up again?
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    Hot Night With the Big Fish
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    Sugata!
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    I hate to drop in out of the blue,
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    but could we stay with
    you for a little while?
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    It's okay with me...
[03:30] ---
    You mean it? Hooray!
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    But I can't vouch for your safety.
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    Look out, Tomoki!
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    The bears come around here
    a lot this time of year. Be careful.
[03:48] ---
    No good! If we stay here,
    we're gonna die!
[03:54] ---
    Nope.
[03:55] ---
    Tomo, you're sure to rummage
    through my underwear and stuff.
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    There's no way you're staying here!
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    You're sure you won't come over?
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    I can't take the bears!
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    You can get eaten by them, for all I care.
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    That's cold, Sohara!
    We've been friends since we were kids!
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    At a time like this, you've got to help me!
[04:09] ---
    Well then, can you promise
    that if you come into my room,
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    you'll stay out of my underwear?
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    Y-Yes, I can do that.
[04:16] ---
    I doubt it.
[04:17] ---
    This looks like fun.
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    What are you doing?
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    Oh, well in that case,
    Sakurai, would you like to come over?
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    I will do my utmost to be your host.
[04:31] ---
    Chairman, your house is
    the biggest one in town, right?
[04:35] ---
    That's right! They're huge celebrities!
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    If you like, Mitsuki and Sugata,
    you can come as well.
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    The ultra-celebrity lifestyle...
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    We'll come!
[04:55] ---
    Okay then, that settles it.
    Let's head there right now.
[05:00] ---
    Well, if you'll excuse me...
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    Why are you hanging back?
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    It isn't like you, Sugata!
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    Celebrity! Celebrity!
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    I am Mikako's father.
    Please, make yourselves at home.
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    The Satsukitane Family here
    is the clan that has controlled Sorami
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    ever since the Edo post town period.
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    Organized Crime
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    You mean, they're that kind of celebrity?
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    Well, you might say that.
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    You all don't have to be afraid.
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    It's all right, as long as you don't
    do anything too out-of-bounds.
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    Boss!
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    S-S-Sorry about that!
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    She's not all that bright!
    Please, spare our lives!
[06:03] ---
    We're good.
[06:06] ---
    Come on, now, what are you doing?
    Hurry up and see to our guests!
[06:11] ---
    Very good, Sir!
[06:18] ---
    This is awesome!
[06:20] ---
    Here you go, young master.
[06:22] ---
    And this, as well, young master.
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    They're addressing Sugata as
    "young master."
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    That's probably because
    the chairman and Sugata
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    have been close to
    each other since they were kids.
[06:36] ---
    Care to join me elsewhere?
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    You mean it?!
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    That's it. I can't eat any more.
[06:54] ---
    Where is Master?
[06:55] ---
    Oh, Tomo went off to have a bath.
[06:58] ---
    What? Did you say a bath?!
[07:00] ---
    Is something the matter?
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    Oh, it's just that the
    Satsukitane Family has a bath,
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    called the "Hell's Gate Bath,"
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    that only members of
    the clan are allowed to enter.
[07:09] ---
    As long as Tomoki doesn't go
    in there by mistake, he'll be fine.
[07:18] ---
    Oh...?
[07:21] ---
    What's this?
    Did you want to come in with me?
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    I don't mind if you do.
[07:28] ---
    N-No, I, uh...
[07:30] ---
    For you to come right on in without asking,
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    you're surprisingly aggressive, Sakurai.
[07:35] ---
    N-No!
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    But unfortunately,
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    in all seriousness,
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    you'd best get out of here right away.
[07:52] ---
    You could get killed.
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    Target at 3 o'clock and fleeing!
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    A wanton intruder has entered
    the sacred clan's Hell's Gate Bath!
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    There he is!
[08:09] ---
    Hold it, you!
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    Give it up!
[08:14] ---
    I'm gonna get killed!
[08:20] ---
    Mister, help me!
[08:23] ---
    I'm sorry. You may be Mikako's friend,
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    but our law is absolute.
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    Kill him.
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    Tomo!
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    Why?
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    The Hell's Gate Bath was once
    the place where the celestial maidens,
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    the ancestors of the Satsukitane Family,
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    came to purify their heavenly raiment.
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    However, after the maidens passed away,
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    and the bath was opened to visitors,
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    a divine punishment befell
    the land of Sorami.
[08:54] ---
    Earthquakes, famine, tempests...
[08:57] ---
    It is said that they finally subsided
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    once the visitors were beheaded.
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    Ever since,
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    we members of the clan
    have enshrined this bath
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    as the Hell's Gate Bath,
    in order to protect the land of Sorami.
[09:14] ---
    He is Mikako's friend.
    See that he suffers as little as possible.
[09:19] ---
    Yes, Sir.
[09:20] ---
    Tomo!
[09:22] ---
    Mikako, make them stop!
[09:24] ---
    I can't. In the Satsukitane Family,
    the law is absolute.
[09:27] ---
    I cannot stop this.
    But Ei, you may be able to.
[09:36] ---
    Stop this!
    If you take any further action...
[09:39] ---
    Young Sugata, don't tell me you
    would defy the Satsukitane Family.
[09:55] ---
    You're kidding, right?
[09:56] ---
    Stop! Please stop!
[09:58] ---
    You're in my way. Get back!
[10:09] ---
    What are you doing to my master?
[10:14] ---
    I asked you what you
    were doing to my master.
[10:40] ---
    Stop, Ikaros!
[11:03] ---
    I'm sorry for causing a disturbance.
[11:06] ---
    It's all right.
    Out of respect for the young lady,
[11:09] ---
    I will allow this to slide tonight.
[11:11] ---
    She appears to be quite extraordinary.
[11:16] ---
    Let's go, Ikaros.
[11:18] ---
    Yes, Master.
[11:20] ---
    Don't let this bother you.
[11:22] ---
    Yes...
[11:28] ---
    Mikako, I leave it to you to finish this.
[11:34] ---
    Yes, Sir.
[11:39] ---
    Good morning, everyone.
[11:46] ---
    Good morning.
[11:47] ---
    Get up, okay? We're almost there.
[11:51] ---
    Let me welcome you to our desert island.
[12:00] ---
    What is this?!
[12:06] ---
    Heaven's Lost Property
[12:14] ---
    Wow, the sea is so pretty!
[12:17] ---
    This island is owned
    by the Satsukitane Family,
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    so feel free to get as cozy as you like.
[12:23] ---
    Still, why are we here on a desert island?
[12:26] ---
    Because someone broke a
    very important rule,
[12:30] ---
    making it difficult for
    us to stay at the house.
[12:33] ---
    I'd feel too sorry to
    just turn you out, so instead,
[12:37] ---
    I thought we could spend
    some time on our island.
[12:40] ---
    Have I put you out?
[12:41] ---
    Oh, no, not at all...
[12:43] ---
    You would go to this length for Tomo?
[12:47] ---
    Tomo, you should really thank her!
[12:51] ---
    Thank you very much.
[12:52] ---
    My pleasure.
[12:57] ---
    Since we're here,
    I'd like to go take a dip in the ocean!
[13:00] ---
    Just a moment.
[13:02] ---
    Don't forget, this is a desert island.
[13:04] ---
    We should first procure something
    to eat, if we're going to get by.
[13:07] ---
    But this is the chairman's island.
    Isn't there a cottage, or something?
[13:12] ---
    There's nothing here.
[13:15] ---
    That's the shape of it, so you see,
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    there's no time for goofing around.
[13:18] ---
    Let's ask Ikaros and Tomoki
    to find something to eat.
[13:22] ---
    We'll go look for some drinking water.
[13:24] ---
    All right.
[13:28] ---
    Hey, Ikaros...
[13:29] ---
    Yes, Master?
[13:31] ---
    Go catch us a suitable
    sea bream or tuna or something
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    from out of the sea around here.
[13:36] ---
    Yes, Master.
[13:38] ---
    As long as we're here,
    let's go extravagant!
[13:40] ---
    Yes, Master.
[13:49] ---
    I see some coconut crabs!
[13:51] ---
    Yay, coconut crabs!
    I've always wanted to try them.
[13:59] ---
    I'm sorry...! Please forgive me...!
[14:08] ---
    It's no use, they nearly killed me.
[14:11] ---
    Forget about animals,
    let's go with plants, instead.
[14:17] ---
    I'm so hungry.
[14:20] ---
    Th-Those are clearly
    questionable-looking mushrooms.
[14:24] ---
    But still...
[14:30] ---
    Oh, no, sweetie!
[14:33] ---
    Grandpa! Grandpa!
[14:50] ---
    Did I pass out?
[15:00] ---
    What are those?
[15:03] ---
    Help!
[15:05] ---
    Sohara?!
[15:14] ---
    Sohara!
[15:18] ---
    Hang in there. Are you all right?
[15:23] ---
    Thank goodness. Tomo, you're okay.
[15:27] ---
    What happened, Sohara?
    I thought you were with Sugata.
[15:31] ---
    I don't know. We got split up as
    we were running away.
[15:38] ---
    What was that?!
[15:39] ---
    We heard that thing chasing us,
    and ran for our lives.
[15:43] ---
    I'm scared, Tomo!
[15:45] ---
    Let's just keep ourselves hidden,
    and see what happens.
[15:48] ---
    Take it easy, Sohara.
[15:51] ---
    It's all right. We'll go find the
    others once it's light out, okay?
[15:56] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[16:01] ---
    And then, when morning came,
    we went looking for Sugata and Ikaros,
[16:07] ---
    but days went by,
    and we couldn't find them anywhere.
[16:13] ---
    Come nightfall, we would always
    hear that howling.
[16:17] ---
    Tomo, you don't think Sugata
    and the others were eaten, do you?
[16:23] ---
    It's all right. They won't
    be done in so easily.
[16:27] ---
    Yeah, you're right.
[16:29] ---
    I'm sure that right now,
[16:30] ---
    the chairman is on the
    radio, calling for help.
[16:34] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[16:44] ---
    Hey!
[16:46] ---
    Wow! Nice catch, Tomo!
    I'll cook them for all I'm worth!
[16:50] ---
    Yeah, you do that, Sohara!
[16:53] ---
    And so, a month went by.
[16:56] ---
    We adapted entirely to life on the island,
[17:00] ---
    and Sohara got her smile back.
[17:03] ---
    And just as we began thinking
    that life here wasn't so bad...
[17:17] ---
    What's wrong, Sohara?
[17:20] ---
    Sorry. I was just thinking
    about Sugata and the others.
[17:27] ---
    Say, Tomo, what's going to happen to us?
[17:32] ---
    If no one comes to rescue us...
[17:37] ---
    If that happens,
    we can just enjoy living here.
[17:41] ---
    I'm here. You're not alone.
[17:44] ---
    I'm not going to let you
    feel lonesome, Sohara, okay?
[17:49] ---
    Tomo...
[18:02] ---
    Yeah, sure. And if we have kids,
    I'm sure it will be even more lively.
[18:08] ---
    Have... kids...?
[18:10] ---
    Oh, no, I didn't mean
    it like that! I didn't mean...
[18:21] ---
    S-Sohara...
[18:26] ---
    T-Tomo...
[18:47] ---
    Let's get out of here, Sohara!
[18:49] ---
    Mm-hmm!
[18:54] ---
    Sohara!
[19:01] ---
    Get moving, legs!
[19:03] ---
    Damn it, move!
[19:06] ---
    Tomo...
[19:08] ---
    It's all right.
[19:10] ---
    I'll be... all right...
[19:23] ---
    Let Sohara go, you monster!
[19:32] ---
    Let go! Let Sohara go!
[19:35] ---
    Let go!
[19:37] ---
    Let go!!
[19:41] ---
    Let her go!!
[19:58] ---
    I have returned, Master.
[20:01] ---
    I had difficulty finding a school of tuna,
[20:04] ---
    and went all the way
    to the southern hemisphere.
[20:06] ---
    Tomo, this is seaweed,
    and oysters, and stuff.
[20:11] ---
    What? You mean,
    that stuff was just stuck to Ikaros?
[20:15] ---
    Yes. While I was walking under the sea,
[20:18] ---
    a lot of things became attached to me.
[20:21] ---
    So then, what was that howling?
    Where are Sugata and the chairman?
[20:25] ---
    Master, would you like me
    to check with my life-sign radar?
[20:29] ---
    Oh, yes, do!
[20:31] ---
    One moment, please.
[20:54] ---
    Well, that certainly was entertaining.
[20:57] ---
    That's what you get for
    breaking the law of our clan.
[21:00] ---
    We'll call it even now.
[21:02] ---
    I'm not going to let
    you feel lonesome, Sohara.
[21:07] ---
    Tomo...
[21:10] ---
    How nice it is to be young.
[21:13] ---
    Look, just be glad that you
    didn't have your life taken from you.
[21:17] ---
    And once again, I got
    dragged into everything
[21:20] ---
    because of something Tomo did?
[21:22] ---
    Oh, no! Calm down, Sohara!
[21:24] ---
    This was all your fault, wasn't it, Tomo?!
[21:27] ---
    Tomo, you idiot!
[21:31] ---
    Help me!
[21:38] ---
    My house is back the way it was! But how?!
[21:42] ---
    Master, over there.
[21:44] ---
    Ikaros, hello!
[21:46] ---
    Hello!
[21:50] ---
    A humble gift from the
    Satsukitane Family. Please accept it.
[21:56] ---
    In the Satsukitane Family,
    strength is everything.
[22:00] ---
    My father seems to have
    taken quite a liking to Ikaros.
[22:18] ---
    Ikaros' Undersea Adventures
[22:23] ---
    Kawaguchi Hiroshi goes into a cave
[22:31] ---
    He goes in after the
    cameraman and lighting man
[22:38] ---
    Inside the cave, a skeleton falls over
[22:46] ---
    A shiny white skeleton,
    as though polished by
[22:50] ---
    something, falls over
[22:54] ---
    Then, all of a sudden, from overhead,
[22:58] ---
    scary snakes attack
[23:01] ---
    For some mysterious reason,
[23:05] ---
    they drop tail-first
[23:09] ---
    After avoiding the snakes' onslaught,
[23:12] ---
    motionless scorpions attack
[23:16] ---
    After the scorpions come poisonous spiders
[23:20] ---
    Hiroshi brushes them away barehanded
[23:26] ---
    Go! Go! Kawaguchi Hiroshi
[23:29] ---
    Go! Go! Kawaguchi Hiroshi
[23:37] ---
    Go get 'em!!
[23:46] ---
    Here are some lunchtime announcements.
[23:50] ---
    I'm not going to let you feel
    lonesome, Sohara, okay?
[23:57] ---
    Tomo...