17 - A Proud-fought Battle

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[00:27] ---
    I see.
[00:29] ---
    So Tomoki's dream connected
    to this "Synapse" thing,
[00:33] ---
    and sensing the danger,
    you guys decided to kill Tomoki.
[00:37] ---
    What do I do?
[00:38] ---
    I accidentally revealed secret
    information while restarting.
[00:41] ---
    I have to do something.
    I have to do something.
[00:47] ---
    --What a strange dream I just had.
[00:49] ---
    --I thought Angeloids didn't sleep.
[00:52] ---
    Oh, that's right! Th-Then,
    I meant... um... um...
[00:57] ---
    That the "New World" is
    hovering in the sky above Sorami?
[01:01] ---
    New World? It's not
    a New World, it's Synapse...
[01:05] ---
    Does the "Rule" refer to the chinquapin
    tree that Tomoki saw in his dream?
[01:09] ---
    No way! It's the important slate
    with the writing on it.
[01:14] ---
    I see.
[01:15] ---
    He got even more secret
    information out of me!
[01:18] ---
    I have no choice but to kill him now!
[01:29] ---
    H-He dodged me!
[01:33] ---
    What are you doing?!
[01:38] ---
    You don't say.
[01:40] ---
    You're here to kill Sakurai, huh?
[01:44] ---
    Listen, Astraea...
[01:46] ---
    Yes, f-forgive me!
[01:48] ---
    Listen, Astraea...
[01:50] ---
    I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
[01:59] ---
    I'm going to help you.
[02:02] ---
    Mikako...
[02:02] ---
    --I was just thinking,
[02:03] ---
    --You've got that look on your face,
    like you've found a new toy.
[02:04] ---
    --It's about time I did
    something about Sakurai.
[02:08] ---
    But Sakurai is quite formidable.
[02:11] ---
    I knew it! What should I do?!
[02:14] ---
    Let's see...
[02:16] ---
    First, you'll need to learn
    the age-old ways of fighting
[02:20] ---
    that we have in this land.
[02:24] ---
    You're my first and last interest,
[02:28] ---
    my first and last love
[02:31] ---
    I was oblivious to fate
    when I chose this future
[02:44] ---
    "Heaven's Lost Property" "Forte"
[02:50] ---
    My thanks to you (my thanks to you)
[02:56] ---
    I never knew I had (I
    never knew I was born)
[03:02] ---
    these emotions (with these feelings)
[03:09] ---
    somewhere within me (somewhere unseen)
[03:14] ---
    Like magma beneath the ground,
[03:20] ---
    shaking the whole earth
[03:26] ---
    My heart awakens,
[03:29] ---
    setting my soul afire
[03:32] ---
    Wishes run up against
[03:35] ---
    my racing heartbeat
[03:38] ---
    You're my first and last interest,
[03:41] ---
    my first and last love
[03:44] ---
    I was oblivious to fate
    when I chose this future
[03:58] ---
    Wow!
[04:00] ---
    There are so many night stands!
[04:04] ---
    Give me a bite of cotton candy.
[04:11] ---
    I wonder if Tomoki remembers that.
[04:16] ---
    Come to think of it,
    where's the chairman?
[04:17] ---
    Mikako supposedly came earlier.
[04:20] ---
    She said she was getting
    some event ready, or something.
[04:22] ---
    Event?
[04:23] ---
    Ah, over there.
[04:29] ---
    Ugh, I think I've seen
    this play out before.
[04:33] ---
    I've got a full-on bad feeling about this.
[04:38] ---
    "A Proud-fought Battle"
[04:42] ---
    A festival...
[04:50] ---
    --Welcome back again this year.
[04:50] ---
    --Let me go!
[04:51] ---
    --Damn it, let me go!
[04:52] ---
    --Take it easy, Sakurai.
[04:55] ---
    It's not like we're going to have
    a shootout, like we did last year.
[05:00] ---
    I've done some reflecting. Originally,
[05:04] ---
    a festival was a holy gathering,
    used to revere God.
[05:07] ---
    So this year, I thought we'd
    hold a more dignified, ritual-bound
[05:10] ---
    sumo tournament.
[05:12] ---
    Sumo, you say?
[05:15] ---
    "Sumo Tournament"
[05:17] ---
    Su... mo...
[05:38] ---
    The legendary fall tournament...
    begins now!
[05:45] ---
    In the first round,
[05:46] ---
    Madonna of the shopping district,
[05:48] ---
    daughter of the stationery goods dealer...
[05:50] ---
    And with stationery
    comes colored pencils!
[05:51] ---
    What hue will she color
    the white ring with?
[05:54] ---
    The Pencil Madonna, Makiko!
[06:02] ---
    First prize is ten million!
    As well as a ticket to share a bath
[06:06] ---
    with the Satsukitane Family's
    most select geishas!
[06:13] ---
    It would seem that they've really
    gotten me to take this seriously!
[06:22] ---
    This is what "the genuine article" means!
[06:26] ---
    I will show you a mask
    that no one else has ever seen!
[06:30] ---
    Mask du Pants!!
[06:38] ---
    I hereby declare the first
[06:42] ---
    Satsukitane Cup Fall Tournament open!
[06:46] ---
    Play-by-play will be given by me,
    gym teacher Matsuyama Taizo!
[06:50] ---
    Color commentary by Sugata Eishiro,
[06:52] ---
    along with our guest, Nymph.
[06:53] ---
    Does sumo taste good?
[06:55] ---
    You know, anyone can see,
    this is pro wrestling.
[06:58] ---
    No, it's American Sumo!
[07:00] ---
    And we're bringing it to you.
[07:03] ---
    Heavily favored to win,
    contestant Mitsuki,
[07:06] ---
    who packs a dangerous killer chop,
[07:08] ---
    will be taking part as this year's referee.
[07:12] ---
    This first round will
    be a match-up to watch!
[07:15] ---
    Sugata, what are your views?
[07:17] ---
    Going by our data, Makiko was
    in the amateur wrestling club
[07:20] ---
    during her high school days.
[07:22] ---
    Is amateur wrestling sweet?
[07:23] ---
    Oh, Makiko lands an incredible tackle,
    right into the ropes!
[07:28] ---
    Then, she throws him!
[07:33] ---
    And just like that, we have a pin!
[07:35] ---
    --Pants is so weak! He's worse than weak!
[07:37] ---
    --One!
[07:38] ---
    Two! Th...
[07:41] ---
    What happened?
[07:42] ---
    The three-count was broken,
    just before it was finished!
[07:45] ---
    What in the world?
[07:52] ---
    He's groping her! Of all things,
    Pants is fondling Makiko's breasts!
[07:57] ---
    I-I give!
[07:59] ---
    Makiko has given up!
[08:02] ---
    That was an instant victory.
[08:10] ---
    Having won the match,
[08:12] ---
    Pants is receiving an intense
    booing from the women.
[08:14] ---
    Go home, cockroach pants!
[08:15] ---
    You're an affront to women!
[08:18] ---
    It's true, I'm not making any friends.
[08:21] ---
    I'll have to come up with
    something now, while I can.
[08:24] ---
    Nymph!
[08:26] ---
    Do you have a moment?
[08:31] ---
    What is it, Tomoki?
[08:32] ---
    Please, turn on your
    popular guy jamming, right now!
[08:36] ---
    In return, I'll buy you
    anything you like later. Okay?
[08:40] ---
    Anything I like? Mm-hmm, sure.
[08:50] ---
    Here I am!
[08:52] ---
    Ah, it's Mask du Pants!
[08:54] ---
    How handsome!
[08:56] ---
    All right, good,
    now the girls won't be against me.
[09:03] ---
    Mask du Pants!
[09:04] ---
    Oh, what color are your panties?
[09:09] ---
    Get bent, cockroach!
[09:13] ---
    What just happened?
[09:15] ---
    I turned it off.
[09:17] ---
    I turned off my popular guy jamming!
[09:20] ---
    Hey, what did you do that for?!
[09:22] ---
    I hate it.
[09:23] ---
    I hate it! I hate it!
    I hate it! I hate it!
[09:29] ---
    Sheesh, what's with her?
[09:32] ---
    Moving on to the second round,
[09:34] ---
    in the red corner,
    the unsmiling beast, Ikaros!
[09:38] ---
    In the blue corner,
    the guy from the takoyaki stand!
[09:44] ---
    That ten million in prize money is mine!
[09:55] ---
    S-Stop, Ikaros!
[09:57] ---
    Whoa, the referee stopped it!
    This round won decisively by Ikaros!
[10:06] ---
    In the next round, Sugata,
[10:07] ---
    who was in the commentator's
    chair up until a moment ago,
[10:10] ---
    will be taking part...
[10:12] ---
    What?!
[10:13] ---
    He's already in a tight spot!
[10:15] ---
    This is a really bad situation for him!
[10:24] ---
    He's been crushed!
[10:25] ---
    Satsukitane has crushed Sugata,
    who was favored to win!
[10:30] ---
    That's a gripping power of 400 kilos.
[10:32] ---
    Unbelievable!
    Once you're caught in that, it's all over!
[10:38] ---
    I had a hunch it would be like this.
[10:40] ---
    She prepares this grandiose prize,
[10:42] ---
    and then ends up
    snatching it away for herself.
[10:44] ---
    I won't let that happen!
[10:49] ---
    It's your turn next, Astraea.
[10:52] ---
    Um, about this outfit...
[10:55] ---
    That is the costume
    for age-old Japanese combat.
[10:59] ---
    Now, go mess up Sakurai
    in front of everyone else. Got it?
[11:04] ---
    Yes!
[11:06] ---
    Well now, there aren't
    very many matches left, huh?
[11:09] ---
    Your comments, Sugata?
[11:10] ---
    It would seem that Satsukitane
[11:12] ---
    is the clear favorite for
    victory at this point.
[11:15] ---
    Does pro wrestling taste good?
[11:19] ---
    Attention, everybody.
    The next round will be a tag-team match.
[11:24] ---
    The rules are simple. The one
    who wins their way through to the end
[11:27] ---
    will advance to the final round.
[11:30] ---
    What's this? This has been declared
    an elimination match, Sugata.
[11:33] ---
    The question is, who will be competing?
[11:39] ---
    --Oh? Is this a shot of the changing room?
[11:40] ---
    --Remember, you have to pull your punches.
[11:43] ---
    The crowd is going to
    be watching, after all. Try it.
[11:50] ---
    Hey, are you trying to kill him?!
[11:53] ---
    I am sorry.
[11:55] ---
    Those with weak stomachs, leave now!
[11:57] ---
    There are limits to
    the inhumanity we will allow!
[11:59] ---
    In the red corner, Mask
    du Pants and Ikaros!
[12:07] ---
    And now, we introduce a
    mysterious new contender!
[12:18] ---
    Hailing from Mongolia,
    raised in a poor farming village,
[12:21] ---
    this secret weapon has entered
    the tournament to support her family!
[12:26] ---
    Greetings from the land of the loincloth!
[12:28] ---
    In the blue corner,
    the mysterious Sumo Wrestler...
[12:32] ---
    Delta Yama!
[12:37] ---
    What are you doing, Delta?
[12:39] ---
    Oh, I no speak Japanese.
[12:42] ---
    So then, who exactly will be
    tag-teaming with Delta Yama?
[12:47] ---
    If they're going to
    go up against those two...
[12:50] ---
    Nymph, would you like to enter?
[12:55] ---
    Don't stare at me like that, you bug!
[12:58] ---
    This fruit is still green.
[13:01] ---
    Lover of soaps,
    and Sorami's idol, Nymph!
[13:08] ---
    Nymph, I'm sure Sakurai
    will be delighted to go against you.
[13:13] ---
    Maybe I will enter...
[13:17] ---
    And so, the tag match
    of the century has begun!
[13:20] ---
    First, it's Pants going up against Sumo!
[13:24] ---
    Oh, my! Sumo produces
    a weapon, right out of the gate!
[13:28] ---
    Oh, it's nothing to worry about.
[13:34] ---
    And she takes herself out!
[13:40] ---
    This is terrible! Pants goes
    into an explicitly obscene attack!
[13:47] ---
    Stop! Stop!
[13:49] ---
    --The referee is putting a stop to it!
[13:49] ---
    --Grope! Grope!
[13:51] ---
    Miss Referee, um,
    have I broken any rules?
[13:57] ---
    Your comments, please.
[13:58] ---
    It's true, as long as
    none of the rules are broken,
[14:01] ---
    not even the referee can
    prevent him from performing his move.
[14:05] ---
    Oh, man...
[14:06] ---
    --Grope! Grope! Grope! Grope!
[14:06] ---
    --Pants is getting his grope on!
    He is not letting up his attack one bit!
[14:11] ---
    His hands are all over... whoa!
[14:21] ---
    She has produced a sword!
[14:23] ---
    Master is in danger.
[14:28] ---
    You're ejected! You're ejected!
[14:32] ---
    Now there are only two left.
[14:37] ---
    Oh? What is wrong with Pants?
[14:38] ---
    I don't feel like fighting.
    Not against that.
[14:43] ---
    What?!
[14:46] ---
    Oh, a cobra twist?
[14:48] ---
    It's an "abdominal stretch,"
    also known as a "grapevine hold."
[14:52] ---
    Well? Give up?
[14:55] ---
    Not yet!
[14:59] ---
    I've got you now!
[15:05] ---
    Nymph has left the ring on her own!
[15:08] ---
    Which means that Mask du Pants
    moves on to the final round!
[15:17] ---
    Ah, Nymph...
[15:21] ---
    Sorry about earlier. It was during
    the match, so no hard feelings.
[15:30] ---
    My reactor is acting funny again.
    I'm an Angeloid, and yet...
[15:38] ---
    I've fallen... in love...
[15:42] ---
    And so, who will win?
[15:46] ---
    This will be his last day on Earth!
[15:48] ---
    Chairman, kill 'em all!
[15:51] ---
    Mask du Pants is gonna win this!
[15:53] ---
    --The fight to determine
    the true champion now begins!
[15:53] ---
    --MDP! MDP! MDP!
[15:57] ---
    --Ladies and gentlemen,
    the moment you've been waiting for!
[16:00] ---
    This is today's main event!
[16:03] ---
    Here come the contestant
    for the final round!
[16:07] ---
    First, in the blue corner,
    the smiling quick-killer,
[16:11] ---
    --Satsukitane Mikako!
[16:13] ---
    --Chairman! Chairman! Chairman!
[16:29] ---
    That's my girl!
[16:34] ---
    And, in the red corner,
[16:36] ---
    the Soaring Panty, Mask du Pants!
[16:41] ---
    Hooray, hooray, Master.
[16:45] ---
    You sick pervert!
[16:47] ---
    Go nipples!
[16:51] ---
    Tomo, that's against the rules!
[16:54] ---
    If you want to check
    what's inside my pants, feel free.
[16:59] ---
    I don't mind a little rule-breaking.
[17:09] ---
    Here's a little present from me.
[17:15] ---
    A chain link death match, huh?
[17:19] ---
    What should we be looking for?
[17:21] ---
    How Pants counters
    Satsukitane's Iron Claw,
[17:25] ---
    will be what determines this match.
[17:28] ---
    We're now joined by our guest, Ikaros,
[17:31] ---
    who has completed her matches.
[17:33] ---
    Yes.
[17:35] ---
    And Pants has already been seized upon!
[17:38] ---
    This is disappointing!
[17:39] ---
    Now, Satsukitane's
    victory is all but assured!
[17:45] ---
    It's sesame oil!
[17:46] ---
    Imagine, coming into the ring
    smeared with sesame oil!
[17:49] ---
    N-Not bad.
[17:52] ---
    Now, time for me to strike back!
[17:56] ---
    --O-pai-pai-pai-pai-pai!
[17:57] ---
    --Pants launches into a ferocious attack!
[17:59] ---
    --He relentlessly reaches
    after Satsukitane's breasts!
[18:04] ---
    --Satsukitane slips on
    some of the spilled sesame oil!
[18:07] ---
    --You're mine!
[18:14] ---
    Sakurai, you've gone too far.
[18:18] ---
    Pants is behaving like
    an incredible savage!
[18:21] ---
    And the ladies are completely taken aback.
[18:28] ---
    Behind her is an electrified
    chain link fence!
[18:31] ---
    Satsukitane's back really is to the wall!
[18:38] ---
    Huh?
[18:39] ---
    Somewhere along the way,
    the referee disappeared.
[18:42] ---
    Up there.
[18:45] ---
    Oh, look up there, everyone!
[18:48] ---
    A mysterious masked wrestler has appeared!
[18:55] ---
    Hmph, as long as this
    chain link is in place,
[18:58] ---
    nobody is interfering with this...
[19:03] ---
    Amazingly, she sliced through
    the chain link with her bare hands!
[19:07] ---
    Flying body press!
[19:15] ---
    Chop! Chop! A double attack of
    flying chops and electricity!
[19:23] ---
    She catches him in mid-air,
    and performs an Argentine Backbreaker!
[19:36] ---
    Um, Pants' spine is
    bending in an unusual fashion.
[19:41] ---
    He won't even be able
    to stand up after that.
[19:45] ---
    What?
[19:49] ---
    U-Unbelievable!
    After taking that fierce assault,
[19:54] ---
    what is it that's driving
    him to get back up?
[19:57] ---
    I-I... wanna... soap you up...
[20:01] ---
    all over...
[20:08] ---
    Oh, the referee is lifting the
    masked wrestler's hand in the air!
[20:12] ---
    But why? Pants is still on his feet!
[20:18] ---
    He has already...
[20:21] ---
    passed away.
[20:35] ---
    So, you're alive again?
[20:38] ---
    Who ends up being the winner, then?
[20:41] ---
    Well, it's the mysterious
    masked wrestler, isn't it?
[20:44] ---
    Which would be you, Mitsuki.
[20:46] ---
    I-It's not me!
[20:48] ---
    I had been cornered, too,
[20:51] ---
    so why don't we say the winner was Sakurai?
[20:53] ---
    Huh? Are you serious!?
[20:55] ---
    Yes, dead serious.
[20:57] ---
    All right! Ten million in prize money!
[20:59] ---
    And a bath with geishas!
[21:02] ---
    Okay then...
[21:04] ---
    we will now hold the
    world championship match!
[21:08] ---
    Huh? You're kidding.
[21:11] ---
    Come on!
[21:13] ---
    All right, let's play a game.
[21:17] ---
    Tell me,
[21:18] ---
    when people die, where do they go?
[21:30] ---
    D-Don't ever come back.
    Don't ever come back, night stand man!
SIGN    "First Satsukitane Cup" "Highlights"
SIGN    "The fourth round was an attention-grabber, with the tiger of Asia, Tiger the Old Lady"
SIGN    "versus the killer shark of the Pacific, the Guy From the Fish Shop!"
SIGN    "3:21 into the match, just as the Old Lady was performing her trademark aerial strike,"
SIGN    "her lumbago returned"
SIGN    "and the doctor ordered the fight stopped."
SIGN    "Next up, in the fifth match, the celebrated member of Sorami Private Academy, Hououin Tsukino,"
SIGN    "faced the Lady From the Zoo!"
SIGN    "4:20 into the match, Tsukino's Violin Stranglehold gave the Lady some trouble!"
SIGN    "However, suddenly, a white tiger broke in, and the lady was disqualified!"
SIGN    "The seventh round featured Sorami High's science teacher"
SIGN    "versus Sorami High's math teacher, Mr. Takehara!"
SIGN    "4:03 into the match, the science teacher was losing ground, when he mysteriously went berserk!"
SIGN    "The arena was temporarily in chaos!"
SIGN    "In the next round, the Guy From the Fish Shop, who had advanced to the second bracket,"
SIGN    "took on Sorami High's English teacher!"
SIGN    "2:45 into the match, he performed a Sea Cucumber attack, during which his opponent gave up."
SIGN    "There were many other interesting match-ups,"
SIGN    "but our time is running out."
SIGN    "Well, this is where we must part ways. Goodbye."
[23:07] ---
    A lot happened, and this
    festival sure was fun, huh?
[23:12] ---
    Are you sure that's what you wanted?
[23:14] ---
    I promised I'd buy you whatever you wanted.
[23:17] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[23:18] ---
    The last time you had one,
    you said candy apples were yucky.
[23:23] ---
    You remember that?
[23:24] ---
    Well, you cried over it.
[23:28] ---
    There's a lot to like.
[23:31] ---
    I've decided... there's a lot to like.
[23:40] ---
    Say, Tomoki, aren't you
    going to have a candy apple?
[23:43] ---
    Yeah, I had a bunch of
    takoyaki and other stuff today.
[23:46] ---
    Tomo, you don't eat a lot of sweets, huh?
[23:49] ---
    I suppose.
[24:00] ---
    "Mortal Combat! Hot Spring
    Snowball Fight at 1.4° Below"
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    Next time, "Mortal Combat! Hot Spring
    Snowball Fight at 1.4° Below"