23 - Shoot-out! Fishing At the Jumbo Carnival of Dreams

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[00:24] ---
    "Student Council Room"
[00:26] ---
    "World Domination"
[00:27] ---
    It's so peaceful.
[00:29] ---
    Yes it is.
[00:31] ---
    Aw, I punched in the wrong
    numbers again. Geez...
[00:36] ---
    It really is peaceful.
[00:44] ---
    Everyone has been
    all wrapped up in love,
[00:46] ---
    and battle, and tears... and
    I haven't had anything to show.
[00:54] ---
    Where am I supposed
    to vent my anger?
[00:59] ---
    Oh, no, I know.
    There's only one person...
[01:04] ---
    who's going to get it.
[01:06] ---
    You're my first and last interest,
[01:09] ---
    my first and last love
[01:12] ---
    I was oblivious to fate
    when I chose this future
[01:26] ---
    "Heaven's Lost Property" "Forte"
[01:32] ---
    My thanks to you (my thanks to you)
[01:38] ---
    I never knew I had (I
    never knew I was born)
[01:44] ---
    these emotions (with these feelings)
[01:50] ---
    somewhere within me (somewhere unseen)
[01:56] ---
    Like magma beneath the ground,
[02:02] ---
    shaking the whole earth
[02:08] ---
    My heart awakens,
[02:11] ---
    setting my soul afire
[02:14] ---
    Wishes run up against
[02:17] ---
    my racing heartbeat
[02:20] ---
    You're my first and last interest,
[02:23] ---
    my first and last love
[02:26] ---
    I was oblivious to fate
    when I chose this future
[02:38] ---
    "Shoot-out! Fishing At the
    Jumbo Carnival of Dreams"
[02:44] ---
    This time of year
    has come around again.
[02:48] ---
    Today, I'm at the
    local shrine with everyone,
[02:51] ---
    for the summer festival.
[02:58] ---
    Nothing beats
    peace and quiet, all right.
[03:01] ---
    Sakurai!
[03:08] ---
    Yo, we meet again.
[03:11] ---
    It's summer. Here I am.
[03:16] ---
    Okay, for this year's event...
[03:20] ---
    Ah, before I get to that...
[03:22] ---
    Girls, come this way.
[03:23] ---
    "Girls"
[03:25] ---
    Now, once again, for the boys
    who remain, this years event will be...
[03:31] ---
    "Big Catch"
[03:35] ---
    a Yo-Yo Fish-off!
[03:40] ---
    No! No, no, no, no!
[03:42] ---
    There's no way I'm
    participating this year!
[03:44] ---
    No way am I participating!
[03:46] ---
    Allow me to explain the rules.
[03:49] ---
    Oops-a-daisy...
[03:58] ---
    Um, Chairman...
[04:00] ---
    why are you in a swimsuit?
[04:02] ---
    Sakurai, what is the
    "yo-yo" in Yo-Yo Fishing?
[04:07] ---
    Well, it's, you know, the
    thing that goes "boing-boing."
[04:11] ---
    Yes. "Boing-boing," right?
[04:24] ---
    Fish!
[04:26] ---
    What?!
[04:31] ---
    Well? Boingy-boingy, right?
[04:37] ---
    Look!
[04:38] ---
    The girls are in the pool!
[04:40] ---
    What is this?!
[04:42] ---
    No!
[04:53] ---
    The rules are simple.
[04:55] ---
    Pair off in twos, and whichever
    team catches the biggest "yo-yo"
[04:59] ---
    will be declared the winner. Okay?
[05:03] ---
    What a shame.
    Sakurai, who was favored to win,
[05:08] ---
    says there's no
    way he's participating.
[05:15] ---
    Tomoko will be taking part!
[05:18] ---
    The wind is whatchamacallit
    today, and so is the tide...
[05:29] ---
    All right, once again,
    let the Yo-Yo Fish-off...
[05:34] ---
    begin!
[05:36] ---
    Let's go!
[05:40] ---
    And so, Satsukitane presents
    the Yo-Yo Fish-off, now underway!
[05:46] ---
    I'm back as your host,
    the math teacher, Takehara!
[05:51] ---
    And I am your commentator, Ikaros.
[05:53] ---
    This contest will be won
    by whichever team fishes out
[05:56] ---
    the biggest yabbos... I mean,
    yo-yos before time runs out.
[05:59] ---
    And right off, there's
    a mad dash in the pool
[06:01] ---
    as breast-starved wolves
    go after their yo-yos!
[06:04] ---
    Hold on!
[06:05] ---
    You're kidding, right?
[06:06] ---
    Stay away!
[06:07] ---
    But the ones to watch
    would have to be these two teams!
[06:13] ---
    The Tomoko-Sugata and
    Satsukitane-Night Stand Guy pairs!
[06:19] ---
    Now then, time to measure!
[06:21] ---
    Since we're both girls,
    there's no shame, right?
[06:23] ---
    No! Let me go! Stop!
[06:27] ---
    Tomoko is quick!
    This time, she catches a double!
[06:31] ---
    Make a printing, make a printing!
[06:32] ---
    Stop that!
[06:34] ---
    It tickles!
[06:35] ---
    Thank you, I now have them.
[06:39] ---
    --Tomoko! Tomoko! Tomoko!
[06:40] ---
    --Oh, here comes a Tomoko Call!
[06:44] ---
    --The Tomoko-Sugata pair's
    momentum is unstoppable,
[06:46] ---
    as they've already caught their fourth!
[06:50] ---
    Hey, you!
[06:51] ---
    There's no way I'm
    letting you measure me!
[06:54] ---
    If you try pulling anything
    funny, you'll pay for it!
[07:00] ---
    Come on back when you're bigger.
[07:03] ---
    And amazingly, she releases Nymph!
[07:05] ---
    Outstanding. He returned
    the small fish to the sea.
[07:08] ---
    What fisherman's manners.
[07:10] ---
    Yes.
[07:11] ---
    If you fool around too much,
    we'll run out of time.
[07:15] ---
    Go after a bigger catch!
[07:17] ---
    Roger!
[07:19] ---
    Now then,
[07:21] ---
    time to call in the big guns.
[07:37] ---
    There she is!
[07:38] ---
    Big catch... big catch...
[07:42] ---
    Big catch sighted!
[07:45] ---
    You're mine!
[07:48] ---
    I forgot to mention,
    you're free to interfere.
[07:57] ---
    I've been waiting for this.
[08:01] ---
    Aw, gee whiz...
[08:07] ---
    Tomoko has been shot down!
[08:10] ---
    --Will the heavily-favored team
    go down to defeat so soon?
[08:11] ---
    --Shake it off! Hey!
[08:14] ---
    Meanwhile the Chairman-Night
    Stand Guy pair
[08:17] ---
    come away with balloon-class yo-yos!
[08:20] ---
    I can't stand it!
[08:23] ---
    Pole fishing is getting us nowhere.
[08:25] ---
    Let's turn it around
    with some mass-harvesting.
[08:27] ---
    Right!
[08:30] ---
    And so, we managed to
    put up a good fight,
[08:35] ---
    but were thwarted
    by the chairman's team
[08:39] ---
    at all the critical points,
    and time ran out
[08:42] ---
    without our being able
    to make any big catches.
[08:47] ---
    Man, how rude!
[08:49] ---
    Who is he calling a guppy?
    It's so maddening!
[08:52] ---
    There, there, Miss Nymph.
[08:55] ---
    What choice did he have?
[08:58] ---
    Did you just snicker?!
[09:00] ---
    After all...
[09:01] ---
    Hold it, Delta!
[09:04] ---
    Enjoying yourselves?
[09:05] ---
    Ah, Alpha!
[09:07] ---
    Huh? Miss Ikaros,
    why aren't you in the pool?
[09:16] ---
    I do not wish to go into
    the water for a little while.
[09:21] ---
    No, I suppose not.
    Not after what happened.
[09:26] ---
    I feel bad for what happened
    to her, but you had no choice.
[09:31] ---
    If you hadn't done what you did,
[09:33] ---
    we would all be done for.
[09:40] ---
    Chaos...
[09:42] ---
    "Heaven's Lost Property" "Forte"
[09:44] ---
    "Heaven's Lost Property" "Forte"
[09:50] ---
    How did it go?
[09:51] ---
    No good.
[09:52] ---
    There are ten minutes remaining.
[09:54] ---
    Will the Satsukitane pair
    continue on to victory?
[09:57] ---
    There's no more time left.
[09:59] ---
    There aren't any more
    catches bigger than Astraea.
[10:01] ---
    Now that you mention it,
    I've heard stories...
[10:05] ---
    about the legend of
    a guardian spirit.
[10:12] ---
    There's a legend of a
    spirit that lives in this pool.
[10:16] ---
    Its size far overwhelms all others,
[10:19] ---
    and what's more,
    it continues to grow bigger.
[10:23] ---
    A spirit?
[10:42] ---
    Sh-She's huge!
[10:46] ---
    This is ominous...
[10:48] ---
    Are you all right, Master?
[10:51] ---
    It would seem that
    Providence is telling me
[10:54] ---
    to get serious, already!
[11:00] ---
    Master...
[11:06] ---
    Launch the boat.
[11:08] ---
    Don't say another word.
    We're setting sail!
[11:17] ---
    We've taken damage starboard.
[11:18] ---
    Damn, helm's not responding!
[11:20] ---
    Go! Let me handle the boat!
[11:22] ---
    Right!
[11:25] ---
    Sugata...
[11:28] ---
    When I...
[11:30] ---
    get back, I'm thinking of proposing.
[11:38] ---
    Propose? What is that?
[11:56] ---
    Once I get back,
[11:59] ---
    I'll bring a bouquet of flowers...
[12:03] ---
    to you.
[12:26] ---
    Ikaros...
[12:27] ---
    How are you?
[12:29] ---
    Once I got back,
    I was thinking of proposing,
[12:33] ---
    but I'm sorry...
[12:37] ---
    I won't be coming back.
[12:47] ---
    Even so,
[12:48] ---
    I have no regrets.
[12:57] ---
    After all,
[12:59] ---
    the boobs are so big...
[13:02] ---
    The boobs...
[13:06] ---
    are so big...
[13:16] ---
    So big...
[13:18] ---
    Time is now up!
    The Satsukitane-Night Stand Guy pair wins!
[13:33] ---
    You're leaving?
[13:34] ---
    Yeah.
[13:35] ---
    Until next time.
[13:39] ---
    Yeah.
[13:46] ---
    "Bane of Women"
    "Horndog Sakurai"
[13:49] ---
    Ah, much better.
[13:52] ---
    Are you sure you
    don't want to help him down?
[13:54] ---
    I'm sure!
[13:56] ---
    Where does Tomo get off,
    Yo-Yo Fishing?
[14:00] ---
    And that legendary spirit thing. Geez!
[14:04] ---
    He said he was going to propose.
[14:05] ---
    He just doesn't get
    other people's feelings.
[14:09] ---
    Sohara...
[14:10] ---
    What?
[14:13] ---
    What is love?
[14:18] ---
    I do not understand love.
[14:25] ---
    But sometimes,
    I feel pain in my reactor,
[14:30] ---
    and it becomes hard to breathe.
[14:32] ---
    You don't say. I'm the
    same way you are, Ikaros.
[14:37] ---
    I don't understand love,
    and get all insecure.
[14:41] ---
    Even so, you want to be together
    with the one you love, huh?
[14:48] ---
    Yes.
[14:51] ---
    Let's go.
[14:56] ---
    Ikaros must have feelings...
[14:59] ---
    for Tomo...
[15:03] ---
    Mm-mm, it's nothing.
[15:09] ---
    "Ladies Home Love Theater"
    "Barnyard Sonata"
[15:12] ---
    You're proposing, Moota?
[15:14] ---
    Yes, I'm proposing.
[15:17] ---
    Umami, let's be together forever.
[15:20] ---
    I'm flattered, Moota.
[15:21] ---
    A proposal...
[15:23] ---
    --But we're still in middle school.
[15:23] ---
    --It's kind of like a declaration of love.
[15:25] ---
    --As long as we love each
    other, our age doesn't matter.
[15:26] ---
    --You promise to be together forever.
[15:27] ---
    --But we're still children.
[15:29] ---
    --Together... forever...
[15:29] ---
    --We're not children! I am an adult!
    You want me to show you?
[15:31] ---
    --Something the matter?
[15:32] ---
    --Oh, by any chance,...
[15:32] ---
    --Moota, what are you doing?!
    What if someone sees you?
[15:34] ---
    --Are you still upset
    over not knowing what love is?
[15:36] ---
    --Quiet! Just stay quiet
    and keep your eyes closed!
[15:38] ---
    --Come to think of it, Tomoki
    had something that might help.
[15:40] ---
    --You're still a little
    boy when it comes to that.
[15:43] ---
    --W-What?!
[15:44] ---
    --I know it's here somewhere... Here it is!
[15:45] ---
    --The truth is, I want to marry you, Moota.
[15:47] ---
    "Studies in Love Series"
    "My First Errand"
[15:48] ---
    --"Studies in Love"
[15:48] ---
    --But I have this secret...
[15:50] ---
    --See?
[15:52] ---
    No... Don't... I'm going to...
    I'm going to get lost...
[15:56] ---
    What is this?
[15:57] ---
    Beats me.
[15:58] ---
    Whew, they finally let me go.
[16:02] ---
    W-What are you watching?! Hey!!
[16:06] ---
    No! No! No! No!!
[16:09] ---
    Um, Master...
[16:11] ---
    What?!
[16:13] ---
    Master, when you
    said you would propose...
[16:17] ---
    Huh?
[16:18] ---
    Earlier, at the festival...
[16:23] ---
    Oh, no, that's not the
    kind of proposal I meant!
[16:27] ---
    How can I explain this?
[16:30] ---
    Now that you mention it,
    I have something to give you.
[16:34] ---
    Here, your allowance.
[16:37] ---
    And for you, too, Nymph.
[16:39] ---
    Allowance?
[16:40] ---
    Sohara mentioned it the other day.
[16:42] ---
    Ikaros, you're able to do normal
    shopping on your own now,
[16:46] ---
    and Nymph, there are
    things you want, too, right?
[16:49] ---
    Is this an errand?
[16:51] ---
    No, it's your allowance!
[16:53] ---
    "My First Allowance!"
[16:56] ---
    "Mythical Being Edition"
[17:05] ---
    You guys can spend it
    any way you like. Understand?
[17:13] ---
    Yay! Now I can buy lots of snacks!
[17:16] ---
    Alpha, what are you...
[17:21] ---
    What are you doing?
[17:23] ---
    I thought I would start by petting it.
[17:26] ---
    Huh? Something
    that would please Tomo?
[17:29] ---
    Yes.
[17:30] ---
    Well, there are any number
    of things you could get for Tomo
[17:33] ---
    that would please him.
    Some porn, maybe?
[17:37] ---
    But I doubt he needs
    anything material.
[17:40] ---
    Ikaros, I think he's happy
    just being together with you guys.
[17:44] ---
    Together...
[17:47] ---
    Hey...
[17:47] ---
    are you mad about something?
[17:50] ---
    I thought we could be together.
[17:52] ---
    All right, all right!
    We can be together forever,
[17:55] ---
    but for now, get off of me.
    You're smothering me.
[17:57] ---
    Ah, I'll live!
[18:00] ---
    Master, did you just say
    we would be together forever?
[18:04] ---
    Yeah, sure, sure.
[18:09] ---
    Ikaros, hello!
[18:13] ---
    Something that will please Sakurai?
[18:15] ---
    Yes.
[18:16] ---
    Let's see... You could join him
    for a bath, couldn't you? Yes.
[18:22] ---
    He's probably still sore
    from all that Yo-Yo Fishing.
[18:30] ---
    Master...
[18:31] ---
    Whoa, what are you doing?!
[18:36] ---
    Master got angry at me.
[18:39] ---
    Perhaps it really does
    have to be something material.
[18:47] ---
    Something that would please Tomoki?
[18:50] ---
    Yes.
[18:57] ---
    How about that?
[19:00] ---
    But...
[19:01] ---
    Tomoki will be pleased.
[19:05] ---
    Very well.
[19:09] ---
    I will go buy it at once.
[19:27] ---
    W-Welcome...
[19:34] ---
    There they are.
[19:43] ---
    Ah, I'm so happy!
[19:45] ---
    Isn't that the truth!
[19:48] ---
    Hey, Delta! Why are you eating
    my snacks without asking?!
[19:51] ---
    What's the problem? You have
    so much here, you won't miss a little.
[19:56] ---
    But you're eating too much!
[19:58] ---
    That's because I'm hungry!
[19:59] ---
    Miss Nymph, you're being
    stingy, stingy, stingy!
[20:02] ---
    Keep it down, you guys!
[20:03] ---
    Ah, Tomoki...
[20:06] ---
    Here.
[20:08] ---
    You can have it.
    I bought so much, I can't eat it all.
[20:14] ---
    Thanks.
[20:17] ---
    You fibber! When I ate some,
    because you had too much,
[20:20] ---
    you got mad at me!
[20:21] ---
    Shut up!
[20:22] ---
    --Fibber! Fibber! Fibber!
[20:22] ---
    --Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
[20:23] ---
    --I am home.
[20:25] ---
    Ah, Ikaros, welcome back.
[20:28] ---
    Master, um...
[20:32] ---
    Oh, right. Your melon patch
    was ruined, so you bought that, huh?
[20:37] ---
    Ugh, I just remembered
    being swallowed by that watermelon.
[20:40] ---
    This was wrong, all right.
    After all, this is what I wanted.
[20:46] ---
    Well, even so,
[20:47] ---
    it's all good. You bought what you
    wanted with your own allowance.
[20:52] ---
    Good for you, Ikaros.
[20:56] ---
    Master was pleased,
    just like Sugata said.
[21:02] ---
    Why?
[21:04] ---
    This was something that I wanted,
    not something that Master wanted.
[21:11] ---
    Master, did you just say we
    would be together forever?
[21:15] ---
    Yeah, sure, sure.
[21:17] ---
    Might not that have been a "proposal"?
[21:42] ---
    (Smooch, smooch, smooch-smooch)
[21:43] ---
    Summertime girl,
[21:46] ---
    you look very good in your bikini
[21:48] ---
    It's so stimulating, I'm getting dizzy
[21:53] ---
    (Smooch, smooch, smooch-smooch)
[21:55] ---
    Slipping through the sea breeze,
[21:57] ---
    riding on my skateboard,
[22:00] ---
    I'm coming to pick you up, just wait there
[22:06] ---
    You're the one that I long for
[22:12] ---
    Ice cream, you scream
[22:15] ---
    It's the season for love
[22:18] ---
    Lower the beach parasol
[22:20] ---
    so we can hide
[22:24] ---
    Ice cream, you scream
[22:27] ---
    I love you,
[22:29] ---
    my girl, my girl
[22:52] ---
    (Smooch-smooch-smooch-smooch)
[22:57] ---
    Ah, it's shining.
[23:02] ---
    It disappeared. This pressure
    is incredible. I can't move.
[23:10] ---
    I wish she would
    have told me what love is.
[23:15] ---
    It hurts...
[23:17] ---
    It hurts, it hurts...
[23:21] ---
    It hurts?
[23:23] ---
    My reactor hurts. Is this love?
[23:27] ---
    That's it! This is what love is!
[23:36] ---
    Little fishies, does that hurt?
    Let me show you...
[23:41] ---
    This is what "love" is!
[23:44] ---
    I have to eat a lot,
    and get nice and big, quickly.
[23:48] ---
    And then, this time,
    I'll show them all what "love" is.
[23:53] ---
    All of them... all of them...
[24:00] ---
    Next time,
    "Peek Into the Fantasy Field"
[24:00] ---
    "Peek Into the Fantasy Field"