16 - Bombshell! The Angel is a Big Boob

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    The remote, the remote...
[00:30] ---
    Here.
[00:31] ---
    Ah, thank you.
[00:35] ---
    Oh, sorry.
[00:36] ---
    B-Be more careful.
[00:42] ---
    Whoa, that was kind of cute.
[00:46] ---
    You called?
[00:47] ---
    No, I didn't!
[00:50] ---
    Master, the tea is ready.
[00:52] ---
    Ah, thank you.
[01:02] ---
    Ikaros is becoming aware of her sexuality?!
[01:07] ---
    You called?
[01:07] ---
    No, I didn't!
    
[01:10] ---
    No! No! No! It's crazy
    to lust after mythical beings!
[01:13] ---
    I have to do something
    about my overflowing desires!
[01:17] ---
    You're my first and last interest,
[01:21] ---
    my first and last love
[01:24] ---
    I was oblivious to fate
    when I chose this future
[01:37] ---
    "Heaven's Lost Property" "Forte"
[01:43] ---
    My thanks to you (my thanks to you)
[01:49] ---
    I never knew I had (I
    never knew I was born)
[01:55] ---
    these emotions (with these feelings)
[02:01] ---
    somewhere within me (somewhere unseen)
[02:07] ---
    Like magma beneath the ground,
[02:13] ---
    shaking the whole earth
[02:19] ---
    My heart awakens,
[02:22] ---
    setting my soul afire
[02:25] ---
    Wishes run up against
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    my racing heartbeat
[02:31] ---
    You're my first and last interest,
[02:34] ---
    my first and last love
[02:37] ---
    I was oblivious to fate
    when I chose this future
[02:49] ---
    "Bombshell! The Angel Is a Big Boob"
[02:53] ---
    Tomoki, are you here?
[02:56] ---
    Master went up to the mountains.
[02:58] ---
    The mountains?
[02:59] ---
    He said something about training himself.
[03:01] ---
    Now, of all times!
[03:03] ---
    Is something the matter?
[03:05] ---
    Tomoki has been targeted.
[03:09] ---
    "Sorami Zen Temple"
[03:13] ---
    Good afternoon, everyone. This is Tomoki.
[03:16] ---
    I have come to train in the mountains,
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    to get away from the mythical creatures,
[03:20] ---
    who have become unusually sexy
    lately for some reason.
[03:23] ---
    Focus, focus...
[03:25] ---
    Aah...
[03:26] ---
    Master...
[03:30] ---
    You called?
[03:31] ---
    No, I didn't!
[03:36] ---
    You called, right?
[03:37] ---
    No, I didn't!
[03:41] ---
    And so,
[03:43] ---
    I have come to the Zen temple,
    to gain control over my earthly desires.
[03:52] ---
    I found him.
[03:54] ---
    The other day, over
    near the great cherry tree,
[03:57] ---
    an Angeloid I'd never
    seen before fell from the sky.
[03:59] ---
    Judging by the vibe I got off of her,
[04:01] ---
    she is probably after Tomoki's life!
[04:09] ---
    Tomo!
[04:10] ---
    Deploying wide-area radar.
[04:12] ---
    Identifying enemy Angeloid
    position and type.
[04:16] ---
    Enemy Angeloid has
    already made contact with Master.
[04:19] ---
    Damn, we won't make it in time!
[04:20] ---
    Oh, no!
[04:22] ---
    Returning type. Enemy is a
    localized combat model Angeloid...
[04:26] ---
    type Delta, Astraea.
[04:29] ---
    Target confirmed. Sakurai Tomoki.
[04:37] ---
    I will... eliminate you.
[04:47] ---
    Oh, it's the Delta.
[04:49] ---
    Alpha, let's go have
    some snacks over there.
[04:52] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[04:53] ---
    Huh? Um...
[04:54] ---
    Are you sure Tomoki is okay?
[04:56] ---
    If it's Delta, he's fine.
[04:57] ---
    What do you mean, Nymph?
[05:07] ---
    Is she weak, or something?
[05:10] ---
    She's not weak.
    She's ridiculously strong.
[05:13] ---
    She's even better than Alpha
    when it comes to close-quarters combat.
[05:15] ---
    In that case...
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    We first-generation combat Angeloids
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    don't come equipped with all
    that much functionality.
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    For example...
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    For as much computational
    ability and emotional control I have,
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    my combat abilities are low,
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    and because Alpha has
    computational and combat abilities,
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    her emotional controls are set low, right?
[05:37] ---
    Since Delta is equipped with
    combat ability and emotional control,
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    her computational abilities are low.
[05:43] ---
    I see.
[05:44] ---
    Huh? What does that mean?
[05:47] ---
    In other words, she's stupid.
[05:53] ---
    Aw, yet another problem has arrived.
[05:56] ---
    This reeks of trouble.
[06:00] ---
    Sakurai, how about you do
    waterfall training next?
[06:04] ---
    Oh, yes, Sir.
[06:07] ---
    Yes, yes, yes, I will do it, too!
[06:10] ---
    Me, too! Yes, yes, yes!
[06:16] ---
    That's Ikaros' master for you.
    He's not going to be that easy.
[06:23] ---
    He doesn't even know I'm here to kill him.
[06:26] ---
    Go ahead, let your guard down.
[06:29] ---
    Go! Go! Go! Go!
[06:32] ---
    C-Cold!
[06:36] ---
    Hey, are you all right?
[06:38] ---
    Excuse me, Mr. Priest? Mr. Priest!
[06:50] ---
    You called?
[06:51] ---
    No, I didn't! Damn it,
    why are you always doing this?!
[06:55] ---
    Away, worldly desires!
[07:01] ---
    I've come here specifically
    to gain control over my desires!
[07:07] ---
    Gain... control...
[07:09] ---
    over... my... desires...
[07:30] ---
    Call me. Call me, already!
[07:45] ---
    Damn it, I am not giving up.
[07:54] ---
    I am not giving up!
[07:56] ---
    Away, worldly desires!
[08:03] ---
    Master appears to be here.
[08:05] ---
    I'm telling you, he's fine.
[08:07] ---
    Still, I'm worried about him.
[08:10] ---
    Besides, I'm curious what kind
    of training Tomoki is going through.
[08:17] ---
    Sohara, you wait here for the time being.
[08:20] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[08:21] ---
    I'll go on ahead, and see
    what the situation is.
[08:34] ---
    I guess... if I don't get rid of these,
[08:38] ---
    my desires won't go away, either.
[08:41] ---
    Thank you, for all you've done.
[08:51] ---
    Just one more time, for the road!
[08:56] ---
    I sense someone!
[08:58] ---
    Nymph?
[08:59] ---
    Y-Y-You perv!
[09:03] ---
    What are you doing here?
[09:05] ---
    You sleaze!
[09:06] ---
    You've been leering at me in
    that same way all this time, huh?!
[09:11] ---
    --Like doing that...
[09:11] ---
    --Come on.
[09:12] ---
    Take off your clothes,
    so I can examine you.
[09:15] ---
    That huge injection is
    too big for me, Doctor!
[09:18] ---
    And doing that...
[09:19] ---
    You need a spanking.
[09:21] ---
    Please forgive me, master!
[09:24] ---
    You've wanted to do that,
    haven't you, you pervert?!
[09:30] ---
    Would you hold on a second!
[09:33] ---
    What?
[09:33] ---
    You've got some nerve,
    for being just a kid!
[09:36] ---
    You can talk once you've grown up a bit!
[09:38] ---
    Especially around here!
[09:43] ---
    All right. I'll show you
    what I'll look like, all grown up!
[09:49] ---
    Angeloids don't age,
    so using this pseudo-growth device...
[09:56] ---
    You can just fall to your knees
[09:57] ---
    and look at the nice body
    I'll develop in five years!
[10:04] ---
    Well? This is how I'd
    look, five years older.
[10:07] ---
    Check out these breasts!
[10:14] ---
    N-Not yet!
[10:18] ---
    Well? These are my breasts in ten years!
[10:24] ---
    N-Not yet! I swear,
    they're going to get bigger!
[10:32] ---
    I-Imagine, going this long,
    and they're no bigger...
[10:41] ---
    Tomoki, you big dummy! You sick pervert!
[10:47] ---
    Ah, she's back.
[10:49] ---
    Hey, Nymph!
[10:52] ---
    How did it...
[10:55] ---
    Did something happen?
[10:58] ---
    I will go see how Master is doing.
[11:06] ---
    Now, back to training.
[11:10] ---
    No, one more time, first!
[11:15] ---
    I sense someone!
[11:17] ---
    Why is Ikaros here?
[11:24] ---
    Whoa! What is this?!
    I've never seen anything so treacherous!
[11:29] ---
    Master, are those really that dangerous?
[11:32] ---
    You bet they are!
[11:33] ---
    These naked women
    gang up together to seduce men!
[11:36] ---
    Somebody must be hatching some plot!
[11:38] ---
    I will deal with these later.
[11:41] ---
    Acknowledged.
[11:44] ---
    I will eliminate anything
    that poses a danger to Master.
[11:50] ---
    Multiple enemies identified in
    this area. Eliminating all of them.
[12:11] ---
    Ikaros, well done... That's enough...
[12:15] ---
    Go on back, now...
[12:18] ---
    Yes, Master...
[12:24] ---
    How did it go, Ikaros?
[12:26] ---
    Master is all right,
    but he did not seem very cheery.
[12:31] ---
    Is that right?
[12:32] ---
    Yes.
[12:36] ---
    I'm worried about you, Tomo.
[12:40] ---
    "Heaven's Lost Property" "Forte"
[12:42] ---
    "Heaven's Lost Property" "Forte"
[12:58] ---
    You're right,
    this does look just like the trees
[13:01] ---
    that we saw in Sakurai's dream, huh?
[13:04] ---
    Ikaros, I hate to ask,
[13:07] ---
    but could you see if this acorn
[13:10] ---
    is of the same variety as this chinquapin?
[13:12] ---
    Yes.
[13:15] ---
    Commencing componential analysis... 50%...
[13:19] ---
    80%... 100%...
[13:23] ---
    Exiting normally.
[13:25] ---
    The components of these
    two organic substances
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    are a perfect match. I affirm
    that they are of the same variety.
[13:33] ---
    I knew it.
[13:35] ---
    What's going on, Ei?
[13:39] ---
    All of our answers are in the New World.
[13:44] ---
    Up beyond the sky.
[13:50] ---
    Rest in peace, guys.
[13:56] ---
    What could he be doing?
[14:02] ---
    He's so defenseless!
[14:06] ---
    A porno mag! If I can put
    him even more off his guard,
[14:10] ---
    I might be able to kill him!
[14:15] ---
    Excuse me, Sir...
[14:18] ---
    There's an even more incredible
    porno magazine over here.
[14:24] ---
    "Ero-traea"
[14:26] ---
    W-What's this?
[14:30] ---
    Bang!
[14:31] ---
    Oh, it's you?
[14:34] ---
    Huh? Huh? Hold on a second!
    Look! How about this?
[14:39] ---
    See? Flashie... flashie...
[14:44] ---
    Nowadays, that soft-core stuff
[14:46] ---
    wouldn't even turn on a middle-schooler.
[14:51] ---
    In that case, how do you like this?!
[15:02] ---
    I-Is this...?
[15:20] ---
    One more layer to go...!
[15:23] ---
    An uncut page?!
[15:25] ---
    No, I can't go any further!
[15:27] ---
    Enough of your futile resistance!
[15:30] ---
    Damn, is there anything
    here that can cut this?
[15:33] ---
    Like scissors, or a box cutter?
[15:35] ---
    Yes.
[15:36] ---
    Oh, thank you!
[15:46] ---
    You see? It cuts well.
[15:59] ---
    To think, my desires are so
    entrenched that it's come to this.
[16:05] ---
    Here you go.
    The priest said to bring this to you.
[16:09] ---
    Ah, thank you.
[16:12] ---
    I gratefully accept this food.
[16:18] ---
    You've let your guard down,
    you little bug. That food is poisoned.
[16:23] ---
    It's chock full of this deadly poison...
[16:26] ---
    that I forgot to put in!
[16:27] ---
    J-Just a minute!
[16:29] ---
    Give me that food back!
[16:30] ---
    Hey, what are you doing?!
[16:32] ---
    Give that back!
[16:40] ---
    M-Move!
[16:42] ---
    Don't push!
[16:52] ---
    Tomo... Tomo...!
[16:59] ---
    Who cares, right?
[17:01] ---
    Grandpa?
[17:02] ---
    Whether they're human,
    or whether they're mythical beings,
[17:07] ---
    as long as they've got boobs,
[17:11] ---
    who cares, right?
[17:19] ---
    I get it, Grandpa.
[17:23] ---
    Who cares, right?
[17:29] ---
    What...?
[17:31] ---
    The Six Domains... when a person dies,
[17:33] ---
    they are led through six worlds,
    depending on their deeds in life...
[17:37] ---
    Namely, the Hell Realm, the
    Preta Realm, the Animal Realm,
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    the Asura Realm, the Human
    Realm, and the Blissful Realm.
[17:45] ---
    These are paths that cannot be avoided,
[17:48] ---
    in order to atone for one's sins.
[17:51] ---
    This is what I have devised
    during my Zen temple training!
[17:58] ---
    Finishing strike!
    Welcome to Tomoki's Six Domains of Hell!
[18:04] ---
    Tomoki Hell Realm!
[18:07] ---
    That's hot!
[18:09] ---
    Tomoki Preta Realm!
[18:10] ---
    Whoa, y-yuck!
[18:13] ---
    Tomoki Animal Realm!
[18:19] ---
    Tomoki Asura Realm!
[18:23] ---
    I can't take any more!
[18:28] ---
    Where is the way out?
[18:45] ---
    Welcome to the Human Realm.
[18:53] ---
    No! No, I say!
[18:55] ---
    Come on, have a look.
[18:57] ---
    You called?
[18:58] ---
    Whoa, what is that?!
[18:59] ---
    This is the Blissful Realm.
[19:01] ---
    What is that?!
[19:07] ---
    No more!
[19:14] ---
    I'm home.
[19:17] ---
    Welcome home, Master.
[19:29] ---
    Would you like a bath?
[19:31] ---
    Not right now. I'm exhausted.
[19:40] ---
    Master is in low spirits.
[19:45] ---
    Perhaps I should not
    have eliminated those things.
[19:59] ---
    Activating card.
[20:20] ---
    What are those?
[20:30] ---
    Ikaros...
[20:32] ---
    Yes?
[20:34] ---
    You big lunkhead,
    you just had to go and do this!
[20:39] ---
    Yes...
[20:41] ---
    Good.
[20:42] ---
    As long as Master is happy,
    that is all I could ask for.
[20:50] ---
    Master...
[20:52] ---
    These little ones say
    they want to have a festival,
[20:55] ---
    to celebrate their resurrection.
[20:57] ---
    Yeah, do it! Do it up big!
[21:12] ---
    In the summer meadow,
[21:18] ---
    the Milky Way sings high above
[21:23] ---
    Placing your hand to your chest,
[21:29] ---
    you feel the wind
[21:34] ---
    Your warmth is a remnant
[21:40] ---
    of the cosmos burning
[21:45] ---
    in a distant age
[21:51] ---
    You are the cosmos
[21:55] ---
    The history of ten billion years
[22:01] ---
    flows within your body even now,
[22:09] ---
    You hear the voices
    of lights high in the sky
[22:21] ---
    You are the stars; we all are, we all are
[22:42] ---
    Due to unforeseen contingency,
[22:44] ---
    circuits shutting down.
[22:51] ---
    Commencing initialization.
    Restarting. Reaffirming mission.
[22:56] ---
    Dreams...
[22:57] ---
    An imperfect and unique phenomenon
    only experienced by Downers.
[23:01] ---
    One year ago, an incident
    of uncertain origin occurred
[23:04] ---
    in which the dream of one
    Downer connected to Synapse.
[23:09] ---
    Concluding that there was
    no particular danger,
[23:12] ---
    the Supreme Council's
    ultimate decision was to let it pass.
[23:16] ---
    However, the other day,
    evidence was discovered that Downers
[23:18] ---
    had infiltrated Synapse's core.
[23:21] ---
    The core is where the Rule is.
[23:24] ---
    Rule?
[23:25] ---
    Now, although not acknowledging
    any interference with the Rule,
[23:29] ---
    the Synapse Supreme Council
    ruled that this posed a danger.
[23:33] ---
    The alert level was
    bumped all the way up to 4,
[23:36] ---
    and ruled that it was
    necessary to eliminate the Downer
[23:39] ---
    Sakurai Tomoki at once.
[23:44] ---
    My mission is to eliminate
    Sakurai Tomoki at once,
[23:49] ---
    and determine the cause of...
[23:53] ---
    It would appear...
[23:54] ---
    that we need to have a long talk.
[24:00] ---
    "A Proud-fought Battle"
[24:01] ---
    Next time, "A Proud-fought Battle"