1 - A Full-frontal Hero Arises in the World!

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    Have you ever
    had a dream like mine?
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    There's a girl, who I've
    never met before, next to me,
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    and I love her,
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    and she loves me.
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    But... always, when it ends...
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    the girl is taken away
    by the sky, and I wake up.
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    Good day, ladies and gentlemen.
    My name is Sugata Eishiro.
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    This is my assistant, Pretty.
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    Take a look at this.
    There is a mysterious hole,
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    which moves around
    above the earth's surface.
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    All kinds of scientists have
    conducted research to identify it,
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    and they have even launched
    observational probes into it,
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    but they have been unable
    to reach any conclusions.
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    Of course, those are no more
    than reality-based theories.
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    As you are aware, Columbus,
    who discovered the American continent,
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    showed how to stand an egg on
    end by looking at the problem differently.
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    Unreality...
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    is what no one else can believe,
    until they see it in reality.
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    Much like what is beneath a
    woman's skirt, it is an unknown world.
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    However, I am able to see it.
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    The key word that connects everything...
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    The New World!
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    Now then, the next question is
    of the actual state of the New World,
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    or metaphorically speaking,
    what is inside the panties...
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    A Full-frontal Hero Arises in the World!
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    Tomo,
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    wake up!
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    Wake up! You're going to be late.
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    Just a little longer...
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    Aw, geez... No, you can't!
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    What's the matter, Sohara?!
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    It's like a tea stalk sticking up.
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    I'm going to have good luck
    from the morning onward, Sohara.
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    Here, at least drink your milk.
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    Thank you.
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    Your necktie is crooked.
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    No matter how old you get,
    you're still just a child.
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    Off I go.
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    The town of Sorami, where we live,
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    is a small town of about 7000,
    surrounded by mountains.
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    It isn't particularly known for anything,
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    and about all it has are
    the smiles of its old lady farmers,
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    and its large,
    over-400-year-old cherry tree.
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    Everyone says there's nothing here,
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    but I love this town.
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     "Nothing beats peace and quiet."
    That's my motto.
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    Don't fall asleep!
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    Watching TV, eating my meals,
    and napping during classtime...
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    "Nothing beats peace and quiet," does it?
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    Help me...
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    I'm trapped by the sky.
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    I'm trapped by the sky.
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    Tomo...!
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    Tomo, wake up! Class is over!
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    You had that dream again, huh?
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    Oh, not again.
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    Say, Tomo,
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    you've had the same dream,
    ever since you were little, right?
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    Maybe you should go
    to the hospital, or something.
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    I'm fine, I tell you. A hospital
    would be making too much of it.
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    Yeah, but...
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    I know! What if we were to ask
    our upperclassman, Sugata?
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    No way, no way! I don't want to
    get involved with that guy...
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    He's like one big mass of trouble!
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    They say there's a jumper
    on the roof, causing a big fuss!
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    You're kidding!
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    A jumper?!
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    There's plenty of wind,
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    and while I'm not
    entirely happy about its direction,
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    it won't affect my takeoff.
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    Stop! Don't do anything hasty!
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    That's that senior
    who's all crazy, right?
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    Student Council Chairman, afternoon.
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    Yeah, the one from the
    "New World Discovery Club."
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    Um, who is the jumper?
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    He's up there.
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    S-Sugata?
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    Are you sure you shouldn't stop him?!
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    He wouldn't listen to
    me if I tried to stop him.
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    I'll think about it once he falls.
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    That's so irresponsible!
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    Isn't there something you can
    do as the student council chairman?
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    Oh, but I've already bought insurance.
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    It pays a 100,000,000 yen death benefit.
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    Amazing!
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    Hey, you, don't be impressed!
    Amazing!
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    And Chairman, you've been
    Sugata's friend since childhood!
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    You should be more worried about him!
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    I'm not worried about him,
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    is that it?
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    N-No, no...
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    I'm watching Sugata plunge
    to his death with a smile,
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    thinking that cherry blossom
    season isn't a bad time to die,
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    is that what you're saying I'm thinking?
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    No, I wouldn't...
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    Once I get the insurance payout,
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    I think I'll remember him
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    by traveling the world on a luxury liner,
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    is that what you're saying I'm thinking?
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    Is that what you're thinking?
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    General Insurance Certificate
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    Which do you think?
    Would you like to know?
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    No.
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    He's flying...
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    Be careful!
    He's flying...
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    Well, let's get back.
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    Tomo, what about your dream?
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    Not a chance in hell!
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    What are we talking about?
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    There's something we'd
    like to speak to Sugata about.
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    I've heard that he
    is quite knowledgeable.
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    Yes, he is.
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    He's kind of a maniacal, perverted,
    oddball four-eyed swine,
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    but I think you can turn to him.
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    As if I would!
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    But there's no one else
    we can ask, is there?
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    I'm worried about you.
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    I just want to live in peace!
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    Oh... all right.
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    New World Discovery Club
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    I understand all that you're telling me.
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    It is said that dreams are
    the electrical signals that occur
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    when the brain organizes its memories.
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    In other words, your memories
    and desires become your dreams.
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    But that is nothing more
    than a reality-based theory.
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    And reality-based theories
    cannot explain unreality.
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    Look at this.
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    Not this.
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    Do you know what this is?
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    No, not at all.
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    You are correct.
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    The conclusion is, "I don't know."
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    Many scientists have
    researched it for years,
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    but they don't know anything about it.
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    However, I do know what this hole is,
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    not to mention, what your dream is.
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    It is all a New World!
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    Those in academic circles are all fools!
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    It is displacing this much mass!
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    It can only be considered a "New World,"
    floating through the sky!
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    The dreams you are having
    are connected to this New World.
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    No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Believe you
    me, I will definitely find your dream!
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    Cool!
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    Hey, Sohara, are you actually
    believing this claptrap?!
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    The New World will pass over
    town at exactly midnight tonight.
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    And don't you go egging her on!
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    Would it be okay if I came with you?
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    Of course.
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    This is bad.
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    I can hear the sound of my
    peace and quiet starting to crumble.
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    All right, we'll meet up tonight at 12 o'clock,
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    At the big cherry tree next to the shrine.
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    I'm sorry. My mom said
    I couldn't go out that late.
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    Mikako called me away this evening,
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    so I'm sorry,
    but I won't be able to make it.
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    "Everyone said we should go, but..."
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    "Huh?"
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    "I'm the only one here."
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    "Tomoki"
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    Give me a break! I'm going home!
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    Sugata...
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    What is it, Sugata?
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    Get away from there, right now!
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    I checked the most recent data,
    and something is wrong.
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    There's a huge disturbance
    right now, heading your...
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    Huh? I didn't quite catch that.
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    Hole is moving...
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    directly above you...
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    W-What was that?!
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    A-A person?!
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    No... it's not a person...
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    People don't have
    wings growing out of them!
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    Even so, this has the
    strong stink of trouble!
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    Retreat!
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    What is going on?!
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    She'll be all right.
    She fell from the sky,
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    but didn't have a scratch on her.
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    I'm not getting involved in this.
    Nothing beats peace and quiet.
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    That's my...
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    my motto...
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    Damn it all!
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    I just want to live in peace and quiet!
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    I'm gonna go home,
    watch some TV, and go to bed!
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    Commence imprinting.
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    Wha...?
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    I am pleased to meet you.
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    I am a pet-type Angeloid.
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    I will do anything to please you,
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    my master.
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    Tomo! I have day duty today,
    so I'm going in early.
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    Don't you be late, now.
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    Good morning, Master.
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    Come to think of it,
    you fell out of the sky last night, huh?
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    Master, please command me
    to do whatever you would enjoy.
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    You may ask for anything you want.
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    We Angeloids were created
    only to please our masters.
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    A-Anything I want?
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    Yes.
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    Your b...
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    My b...?
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    B-Bundles of money, maybe?
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    Money, you say?
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    Money, you say?
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    That was close! I almost got the hots for
    this mythical being....
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    Will one hundred billion do?
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    Safe! I'm safe now!
    
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    Oh, sure. With that much,
    I could buy anything I wanted, huh?
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    Transport.
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    Seriously?! What is that
    card-like thing you've got?
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    Let me see, let me see!
[13:13] ---
    That card is what my
    kind call a transport device.
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    Transport device?
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    It responds to my master's wishes,
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    and sends for whatever equipment
    is necessary from Synapse.
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    Synapse?
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    I have no information
    within me about what Synapse is.
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    I first awoke when I
    encountered you, Master.
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    I am a pet-type Angeloid,
    type Alpha, Ikaros.
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    I am a product of Synapse,
    created only to please my master.
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    Well, never mind the hard questions.
    So, what else can you do?
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    Anything.
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    Anything?!
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    Yes.
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    Come on...
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    They've started to get even bigger, huh?
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    I don't even want all of this.
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    Awesome! Being invisible is awesome!
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    Master, what is this?
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    This is the dream of every man, Ikaros!
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    For males, all roads
    lead to just below the belt!
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    Now then, for a little mischief...
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    All right, I got her!
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    Master, what was that?
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    Payback!
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    That was payback for that
    strong-arm girl always chopping me!
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    Payback?
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    All right, onto the next place, Ikaros!
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    Transport!
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    Time...
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    stop!
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    Master...?
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    How about that?! Wherever I run is
    my domain! The world is mine!
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    Let's keep this going!
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    I wonder what happened to Tomo.
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    I'm pulling my own "The World"!
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    I gotcha!
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    How is it, Master?
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    Outstanding, Ikaros! But how
    on earth did you get the ingredients?
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    Yes, well, using the card,
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    I called for a quantum material
    converter, then, using the air...
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    Never mind, it's too complicated.
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    Do you have any other orders?
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    Any others... huh...?
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    Strip... maybe?
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    Yes.
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    Sorry! Sorry!
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    Kidding! Kidding! Kidding!
    Forget I said it!
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    I cannot cancel an order.
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    I was not created to do so.
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    Do you have any other orders?
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    No, no, no, no, no!
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    That's all for today! I'm tired now.
    We'll start again tomorrow.
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    Then again, I've done
    everything I wanted to.
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    Taking over the world is
    about all that's left!
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    Tomo, wake up!
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    Why didn't you come to school yesterday?
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    The teacher was unbelievably mad at you.
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    Geez, open up!
[17:04] ---
    Yeah, all right.
    Geez, open up!
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    Okay, okay...
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    Huh? Sohara?
[17:11] ---
    What is this?
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    Your takeover of the world
    will be completed shortly, Master.
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    I began running a world
    domination program a moment ago.
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    You don't mean...
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    Following an investigation,
    I concluded that there was no one
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    who would recognize you
    as being their king, Master.
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    As a result,
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    the program determined that all
    living people should be eliminated.
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    All living people...?
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    Yes.
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    Can you cancel it?
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    I cannot. I was not created to do so.
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    I just wanted... to live a
    normal life... of peace and quiet.
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    So everyone really is gone now.
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    I am terribly sorry. I was sure
    that you had given me an order.
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    What would you like me to do?
[18:33] ---
    If you like, I can dispose of myself.
[18:37] ---
    Yeah... that would be most helpful.
[18:43] ---
    I've already had more than enough trouble.
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    Yes, Master.
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    Master?
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    I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
    Forget that last order, okay?
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    I cannot cancel an order.
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    Why not?!
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    You haven't done anything wrong.
    You were just following my order.
[19:15] ---
    So there's no reason
    why you have to go away, too.
[19:19] ---
    But, I cannot cancel...
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    Please! It's my fault
    that everyone is gone!
[19:25] ---
    What should I do?!
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    Don't leave me here by myself.
    Please, cancel that order,
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    and stay here, by my side.
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    Yes, Master.
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    I just wish this were all a bad dream.
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    Take good care of the angel.
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    Don't ever let her go.
[20:09] ---
    Tomo! I have day duty today,
    so I'm going in early.
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    Don't you be late, now.
[20:15] ---
    That was a dream?! Well? Was it really?!
[20:20] ---
    Whoa, that was dicey,
    even for me. Is this for real?
[20:24] ---
    Good morning, Master.
[20:27] ---
    Is that...?
[20:28] ---
    Yes. You said you
    wished that it were a dream,
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    so I ran a program that made it a dream,
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    and returned everything back to normal.
[20:35] ---
    You can do that?!
[20:37] ---
    Should I not have done that?
[20:39] ---
    No, it's fine, it's fine!
    Good job! Outstanding!
[20:43] ---
    But still...
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    To be honest, I'm exhausted.
[20:49] ---
    Um, Master, did you wish for
    me to keep that part a dream, too?
[20:54] ---
    Huh? What?
[20:56] ---
    When you said "stay here, by my side."
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    Did you wish for that to
    be part of the dream, too?
[21:11] ---
    Ikaros, you can do with
    that whatever you like, right?
[21:15] ---
    What do you mean by...
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    Just what I said!
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    Yes...
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    I'll say it again.
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    All I want is to live a normal
    life of peace and quiet.
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    And yet, those who are around
    me include a girl with a killer chop,
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    a perv who flies through the air,
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    and to top it all off,
    Ikaros fell out of the sky that day.
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    This is how the days
    that I will never forget began.
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    Heaven's Lost Property
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    When I whispered to the sky
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    You smiled beside me and answered
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    Over and over, it echoes in my ears,
    (Your gentle voice echoes in my ears)
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    warm enough to fluster me a little
    (warm enough that it touches me)
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    I wish that what I'm
    feeling could reach you
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    I'm glad just to be at your side
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    Under this ever-changing sky,
    I want to change as well
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    if it means I can
    tenderly smile like you someday
[23:43] ---
    No, you don't have to
    be at my side all the time!
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    By which I mean, close the door!
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