8 - For Whom the Shooting Festival is Held

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    You slide your arm
    through the sleeve, see?
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    Next, you place the left side on top...
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    and that's how you put it on. Understand?
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    Like this...?
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    She's got plenty of merit, too.
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    Is there still some room for growth?
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    Geez, what is the deal with these clothes?
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    And those...
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    are one-of-a-kind specimens,
    for those so inclined!
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    It's called a yukata.
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    They're having a festival at
    the local shrine today.
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    Ah, Master...
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    That was quite tasty.
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    Tomo, you sicko!
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    I can hear my heart bell
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    What could it mean?
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    A bell in my heart is ringing
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    Heaven's Lost Property
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    It all started way back then
    (ringin' ringin')
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    Ever since before we were born
    (ringin' ringin')
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    you were destined to appear out of nowhere,
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    right before my eyes,
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    I'm sure of it
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    My wishes and ambitions and daydreams
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    take me to an unknown
    level and knock on a door
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    You give me the key and the future
    I need to take flight (with your wings)
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    I can hear my heart bell
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    There's no stopping it
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    It's a sign, rung by an
    angel, saying "I love you"
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    Can you hear my heart bell?
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    What could it mean?
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    A bell in my heart that I've
    never heard before is ringing
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    But even so, you don't suspect a thing
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    The Age of Exploration
    began in the 15th century.
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    One might also say that it
    was a time of brutal colonization
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    by the countries of Western Europe.
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    Europeans, with guns in their right hands,
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    and Bibles in their left,
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    discovered New Worlds, one after another,
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    and began invading them by force.
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    The first musket that mankind took up
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    was indeed a symbol
    of conquest of the New World.
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    A gun in his right hand...
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    For Whom the Shooting Festival is Held
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    Wow, it's in full swing again this year!
[03:38] ---
    The cotton candy looks delicious!
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    I want some *takoyaki
    *and yakisoba, too!
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    That's all food, isn't it?
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    So what? Who cares?
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    If you eat too much of
    that, you'll get fat...
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    N-Never mind, nothing!
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    What, do you want one?
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    Not really.
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    Hey, Ikaros! If you want
    anything, I'll buy it for you.
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    Master, these...
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    No! You can have just one!
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    Tomo, aren't you going
    to come look at the stands?
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    I'll be right there!
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    Hmm? What's this?
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    What is all this?
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    Welcome.
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    Hey, Tomo, there's something
    not right about this shooting gallery.
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    There are nothing but guns in his shop,
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    and I don't see a single prize anywhere.
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    It's a shooting gallery, but it
    doesn't have any targets to shoot at.
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    Sugata, you're here?
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    Yeah. Mikako called me out.
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    What is a festival?
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    Festivals were originally something
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    where the whole town came
    together to have fun, were they not?
[05:05] ---
    Chairman...
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    And so, the Satsukitane Family,
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    wanting the whole town to
    enjoy itself together,
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    has called in a professional
    night stand operator.
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    I'm getting a bad feeling about this.
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    The rules are simple.
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    We're going to hold a
    survival game with those cork guns,
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    and the last one standing will
    be presented with a fabulous prize.
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    A fabulous prize?
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    Yes, this. Ten million in cash!
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    Indeed. That's enough to buy even dreams.
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    Isn't that what you're saying?
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    Whoa, Sugata!
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    That sounds like it could be fun!
    Let's play, too, Tomo!
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    Sure, the ten million is appealing,
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    but I still have a bad feeling about this.
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    Nymph, aren't you going to participate?
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    Nope. I'm not interested.
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    Okay then, people of the town...
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    let's all have a great time
    shooting each other up!
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    Survival game start!
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    I can't afford to be hit by stray fire.
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    I'll hide someplace for a little while.
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    Where do you think you're going, Tomo?!
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    Th-The old lady from the community center!
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    Are your feet no longer hurting you?
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    For ten million, that
    pain has gone packing!
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    Hold it, Tomo! Have you forgotten?
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    You owe me for changing your diapers!
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    Say your prayers, Tomo!
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    The woman from the grocery!
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    Hey, you, you're not getting away!
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    The guy from the fish shop!
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    I see Sakurai!
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    The girls from class, too?!
    Why is everyone out to get me?!
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    You sure are loved, huh, Sakurai?
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    I don't need this kind of love!
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    Am I safe?
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    You wish!
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    Oh, no!
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    You're all mine!
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    G-Granny!
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    Ow!
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    S-Sniper!
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    Where's it coming from?!
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    Buddy!
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    Looks like there's another
    sniper here besides me.
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    The chilling way in which
    they conceal their presence,
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    as well as the incomparable
    accuracy of their shot...
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    There's no doubt about it.
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    Mikako, it's you.
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    Not bad, Mikako.
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    You, too, Ei.
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    Stop it! Help me!
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    I'd say we're evenly matched!
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    Then let's settle it with these!
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    If I'd known this would happen,
    I would have let myself be done in
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    by the guys from the shopping district!
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    Help! We're gonna get killed!
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    What...
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    is that?
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    It's the end of the world!
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    God has come to destroy us!
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    Hey! You're overdoing it!
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    You've done enough! Behave yourself now!
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    Yes, Master.
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    Then again, thanks to Ikaros,
    there are a lot fewer people now.
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    Does this mean I actually
    have a shot at that ten million?
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    All right, let's go!
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    How did it feel to lay
    waste to the ground like that?
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    Did it take you back?
[10:04] ---
    What's the use? Your memories
    and thoughts have been blocked.
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    In that case, allow me
    to help you remember...
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    your true form: the one
    feared as the Uranus Queen,
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    that rocked all of Synapse!
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    Well? Remember
    anything yet, Uranus Queen?
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    I am a pet-type Angeloid,
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    type Alpha...
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    Pet-type? Don't make me laugh.
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    I was told by my master
    to bring you back to Synapse.
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    Something that is misplaced should
    be taken back to its owner, Alpha.
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    I told you to be careful.
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    Heaven's Lost Property
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    I am an electronic warfare-type
    Angeloid, type Beta, Nymph.
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    I have come to get you, Uranus Queen.
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    I am a pet-type...
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    Are you still saying that?
    You don't know when to quit!
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    Perhaps I'm punishing you too hard.
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    I am...
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    a pet-type Angeloid...
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    Fine. I'll use my hacking system
    to remove your memory block.
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    And then, you will remember that
    you are not some two-bit pet-type!
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    What...? Something is
    coming to the surface...
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    Ikaros...
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    go and crush the Downers on the
    Earth. Every last one of them.
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    Yes, Master.
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    What is this memory...?
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    Stop!
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    I'm sorry I got upset at you last night.
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    You were acting like one
    of those humanoid weapons,
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    like you see in the movies.
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    I was just thinking, that's sort
    of something I wouldn't like.
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    Master...
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    What, it hurts so much,
    it brought you to tears?
[13:05] ---
    Finding out that you're not a pet-type?
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    Hey, just a minute. Why
    are you able to cry?
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    All I removed was
    the block on your memory.
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    I didn't remove the block on your thoughts!
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    Emotional block 100% removed.
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    Variable wing block removal in progress.
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    80%... 90%...
    It can't be!
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    Initiating self-repair program.
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    Function block removal
    in progress. 80%... 90%...
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    Are you reawakening completely,
    Uranus Queen?
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    Self-repair complete.
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    Target lock on.
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    Artemis firing.
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    How?! How did she remove all
    of her blocks?! She has awakened!
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    Oh, no!
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    Mud! There's mud on my face!
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    No!!
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    No! No! I'm dirty! I'm dirty! I'm dirty!
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    I hate anything dirty!
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    Why, you! I'll smash you to pieces!
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    Paradise Song!!
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    Ae-Aegis!
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    That arrow...
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    Apollon!
[15:04] ---
    Are you crazy?! Are you trying
    to blow the whole country away?!
[15:08] ---
    It is all right. Once it strikes you,
[15:11] ---
    I will extend the defensive field
    Aegis to full, protecting the land.
[15:14] ---
    That's absurd!
[15:15] ---
    If you do that, you're not going
    to come away unscathed, either!
[15:19] ---
    I will go back to my master.
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    I am a pet-type Angeloid,
    type Alpha, Ikaros.
[15:28] ---
    Please... stand down... Nymph...
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    Please...
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    All right.
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    But how long can you go on fooling him?
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    I wonder what your master will think
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    once he finds out what you really are,
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    you weapon of mass destruction!
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    And here, Master
    told me to behave myself...
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    Master...
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    Say, mister, how many more
    people are left? I'm exhausted.
[16:24] ---
    Hey, mister, are you listening?
[16:35] ---
    Mister... does... does that mean...?
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    Yeah, a real gun got mixed in.
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    I wouldn't be surprised if there
    was another one mixed in, as well.
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    Tomo, I found you!
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    I've been looking for you for a long time.
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    But Tomo, you weren't anywhere
    to be found. Being left all alone...
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    isn't any fun!
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    M-Mister, that's not the one, right?
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    Tomo, say your prayers!
    Yeah, that's it...
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    Wow, incredible!
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    The toys they have these days
    are really well made, huh?
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    Sohara, wait! Take it easy!
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    How fun!
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    It's funny, right? There's something
    funny about that gun, right?
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    I want to win this game, no matter what!
    If I win, I get ten million!
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    Stop!!
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    If I get that ten million,
    I can do all sorts of things.
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    I can go to the amusement park with Tomo...
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    I can go on trips with Tomo...
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    and when we get to where we're staying...
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    Tomo, you sicko,
    you want to join me for a bath...?
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    Oh, Tomo, you sicko!
    What are you thinking, you idiot?!
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    I'm begging you, take it easy!
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    S-Stop! Stop!
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    Tomo, if there's no one else
    left, then I win, you know.
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    You want to win that badly?
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    What are you going
    to do with the ten million?!
[18:06] ---
    Well, I... Well, I...
[18:10] ---
    No, I can't! It's so embarrassing,
    I can't say it!
[18:15] ---
    Tomo, you sicko!
[18:19] ---
    Somebody, help!
[18:38] ---
    You're... kidding, right?
[18:45] ---
    Ikaros!!
[18:50] ---
    Yes?
[18:54] ---
    Sheesh, what kind of body have you got?
    You really had me worried.
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    Come to think of it, where is Nymph?
[19:09] ---
    Knowing her, she probably got
    tired of waiting, and went on home.
[19:15] ---
    Incidentally, just who
    exactly is the victor?
[19:18] ---
    That's right, the ten million!
[19:20] ---
    It looked to me like it was
    down to just Tomoki and Mitsuki.
[19:24] ---
    Are you serious?!
[19:26] ---
    No, there's still him.
[19:38] ---
    Make this good, mama's boy.
[20:17] ---
    The winner is the man from the night stand!
[20:23] ---
    Here. Your half.
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    Yeah.
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    I'll see you again next year!
[20:35] ---
    He's coming back next year?!
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    1st Sorami
    Survival Game
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    The seven warriors
    who fell on the battlefield
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    If there's something that you can't do,
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    The Grocer Lady}
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    I will do it myself
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    The Fish Market Guy
[21:01] ---
    Yeah,
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    I'm the world's gutter cleaner
[21:08] ---
    I'm super strong against evil
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    The Old Woman From the Community Center
[21:10] ---
    The silver of my speed machine
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    tears through the dark of night
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    There's something about the seven of them
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    Satsukitane Mikako
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    There's something
    about that Wild Seven
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    Sugata Eishiro
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    They started out as drifters,
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    Mitsuki Sohara
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    wild, howling outlaws
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    There's something about the seven of them
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    Sakurai Tomoki
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    There's something
    about that Wild Seven
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    Obey the rules,
    and have a safe survival game!
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    Master...
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    Ah, Ikaros. It's been an
    exhausting day, huh?
[22:30] ---
    Aw, you got your nice yukata all dirty.
[22:35] ---
    Hey, what happened? Are you all right?
[22:38] ---
    You're all banged up, aren't you?
[22:40] ---
    I am fine.
[22:42] ---
    You know, it's funny.
    The softness of your cheeks and stuff
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    is no different from other girls,
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    but you get shot with
    a pistol, and come out fine.
[22:51] ---
    Did you shield me,
    knowing that you'd come out okay?
[22:56] ---
    No, of course not. I had no idea.
[23:00] ---
    Yeah, sure. You must have
    been surprised, too.
[23:09] ---
    Okay, well, never do that again, okay?
[23:20] ---
    If you hadn't come out all right,
[23:22] ---
    are you saying you were
    willing to die? I'm mad at you.
[23:26] ---
    You are a girl.
[23:29] ---
    Don't do anything that crazy.
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    Next time, "The Delusional Story
    That Began With a Lie"
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