18 - Mortal Combat! Hot Spring Snowball Fight at 1.4° Below

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    Beta betrayed me,
    and the Gammas have failed.
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    After all that, if you
    return in failure, you will be...
[00:36] ---
    punished.
[00:39] ---
    Yes, Master.
[00:48] ---
    I can't go back to Synapse
    until I kill Sakurai Tomoki.
[00:52] ---
    I'll help you.
[00:54] ---
    T-Teacher!
[00:56] ---
    You could tell from
    that sumo tournament earlier,
[00:59] ---
    that Sakurai is not
    to be taken lightly, right?
[01:02] ---
    Indeed I did.
[01:04] ---
    I have an idea.
[01:06] ---
    What should I do?
[01:09] ---
    You will need to learn once again
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    the age-old fighting ways of this land.
[01:16] ---
    You're my first and last interest,
[01:20] ---
    my first and last love
[01:23] ---
    I was oblivious to fate
    when I chose this future
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    "Heaven's Lost Property" "Forte"
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    My thanks to you (my thanks to you)
[01:48] ---
    I never knew I had (I
    never knew I was born)
[01:54] ---
    these emotions (with these feelings)
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    somewhere within me (somewhere unseen)
[02:06] ---
    Like magma beneath the ground,
[02:12] ---
    shaking the whole earth
[02:18] ---
    My heart awakens,
[02:21] ---
    setting my soul afire
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    Wishes run up against
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    my racing heartbeat
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    You're my first and last interest,
[02:33] ---
    my first and last love
[02:36] ---
    I was oblivious to fate
    when I chose this future
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    Oda Nobunaga, military commander
    during the Sengoku Period.
[02:50] ---
    His life was filled with
    destruction and reformation.
[02:54] ---
    In the battle of Okehazuma,
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    he turned an overwhelmingly
    unfavorable position around,
[02:58] ---
    and at the battle of Nagashino,
    using thousands of riflemen,
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    he led his forces to victory.
[03:05] ---
    From where did his extraordinary
    way of thinking come?
[03:09] ---
    It is said that Nobunaga
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    always kept a world map
    and globe in his room.
[03:14] ---
    Perhaps he had already discovered
    signposts to the New World by then,
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    and that is where he
    got his knowledge from.
[03:22] ---
    He was yet another man who
    was fascinated with the New World.
[03:26] ---
    "Letter of Resignation"
[03:29] ---
    I'm tired of being your assistant.
[03:33] ---
    "Mortal Combat!"
    "Hot Spring Snowball Fight at 1.4° Below"
[03:40] ---
    First snowfall!
[03:42] ---
    It's so peaceful. I'd like to
    spend this day nice and relaxed.
[03:47] ---
    It's war!
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    All students, assemble
    immediately on the school grounds,
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    where you will divide
    into boys and girls teams,
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    and engage in this
    land's age-old fighting tradition,
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    the snowball fight!
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    The commander of the girls'
    team, Satsukitane Mikako!
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    The commander of the
    boys' team, Sakurai Tomoki!
[04:16] ---
    Why me?!
[04:17] ---
    I will now explain the rules.
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    In this snowball fight,
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    no matter how many times
    you are hit with snowballs,
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    you can still get back in the game.
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    Once you incapacitate the other
    team's commander, you are the winner.
[04:31] ---
    Ah, I don't need this.
[04:32] ---
    Let me just lose somehow,
    and get back inside a warm classroom.
[04:36] ---
    The winning team will be granted the right
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    to do anything they want
    to the losing team for one day.
[04:42] ---
    How does that sound?
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    Anything I want?
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    My Lord!
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    My Lord!
[04:50] ---
    My Lord!
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    It appears that our time has come.
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    My Lord!
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    The enemy is in Honnoji Temple!
[05:08] ---
    It sounds like they're
    getting all fired up over there.
[05:12] ---
    It sure does.
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    Chairman, I don't like this...
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    Letting them doing
    whatever they want if we lose!
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    Then all we have to do is win.
[05:21] ---
    Well, we do have Ikaros and Nymph
    on our side, so that's reassuring.
[05:25] ---
    I was thinking of having
    them carry out a different task.
[05:29] ---
    We have to give the boys'
    team a bit of a handicap, after all.
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    I want to bathe in a hot spring.
[05:37] ---
    Huh? A hot spring?
[05:40] ---
    Would you check with your radar
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    whether there is a hot spring vein nearby?
[05:45] ---
    Nymph, that's your cup of tea, isn't it?
[05:48] ---
    But, ever since I lost my wings,
    my radar's performance has dropped.
[05:55] ---
    You mean you're nothing special.
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    Ikaros, can you do it?
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    My radar is markedly less
    sophisticated than Nymph's,
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    but I think I can help you to dig one.
[06:07] ---
    Well, I think that's
    what I'll ask you to do.
[06:10] ---
    Would you blow that mountain away?
[06:13] ---
    Standing by.
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    Whoa, hold on a minute!
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    You never know, Tomoki might yell
    at you again for doing that, Alpha.
[06:25] ---
    I don't know how well I can do,
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    but let me check around
    with my radar first.
[06:30] ---
    Just a moment.
[06:32] ---
    Okay, I'll leave you to it.
[06:41] ---
    Hmph, just you watch!
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    I am Synapse's finest close-quarters
    combat Angeloid, type Delta.
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    Astraea!
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    Come and get me, Downers!
    I'll show you my power!
[06:55] ---
    Is everyone ready?
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    The enemy has camped on the mountainside.
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    It would be inadvisable to hit them high.
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    So we send a diversion force
    to hit them up front,
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    then launch a surprise attack
    on their flank with a separate force.
[07:12] ---
    What do you say, my Lord?
[07:14] ---
    Hmm, let's go with that strategy.
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    Now, off to battle!
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    Fire!
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    Left flank, deploy!
    Hit the enemy right upside the head!
[07:41] ---
    --Right flank, sweep in
    and take the enemy camp...
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    --My Lady!
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    Surprise attack! The enemy
    commander and dozens of his men
[07:47] ---
    are charging at us with incredible force!
[07:50] ---
    They're what?!
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    They're so cold!
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    So, you've come.
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    Suppress the enemy's heavy hitter!
[08:05] ---
    So that's it.
[08:07] ---
    They're going to dispose of me first,
    since I'm our best fighter.
[08:11] ---
    This should be good.
[08:13] ---
    I accept your challenge!
[08:15] ---
    Come on, fight me!
[08:18] ---
    Huh?
[08:19] ---
    There she is!
[08:21] ---
    Huh? Me?!
[08:23] ---
    Get her!
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    Tomo!
[08:28] ---
    Get her! Get her!
    Get her! Don't hold back!
[08:31] ---
    Stop!!
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    Bury her! Bury her!
    Bury her! Suffocate her!
[08:42] ---
    Now we can relax.
[08:44] ---
    Hold on, hold on, hold on!
    What about me?
[08:47] ---
    Eh. Guys, she's a dum-dum,
    so you can leave her be.
[08:53] ---
    Y-You'll pay for that.
[08:55] ---
    Why, you...! Just you wait!
[09:00] ---
    Take this!
[09:17] ---
    Fire!
[09:23] ---
    Keep pouring it on!
[09:33] ---
    The sun is setting. That's all for today.
[09:39] ---
    Whew... It's no use. I can't find anything.
[09:42] ---
    Aw, if only I had my wings,
    this would be a super-cinch.
[09:47] ---
    Take it easy.
[09:50] ---
    Come to think of it...
[09:58] ---
    it was last year's first snow
    when I lost my wings.
[10:03] ---
    I've been without
    a master for all that time.
[10:06] ---
    Me, an Angeloid.
[10:09] ---
    Nymph...
[10:10] ---
    It's okay. Right now is much better
[10:13] ---
    than when I was being
    ordered around by a master in Synapse.
[10:19] ---
    I am sometimes envious
    of you, though, Alpha.
[10:22] ---
    Having a master like Tomoki, and all.
[10:25] ---
    Mm-hmm. I wonder about Astraea.
[10:29] ---
    She must have been ordered by
    her master in Synapse to come here.
[10:34] ---
    Oh, right.
[10:35] ---
    I hope she is not having a hard time.
[10:37] ---
    There you are! Have you found a hot spring?
[10:41] ---
    Oh, sorry, it looks like I can't do it.
[10:44] ---
    Aren't you a piece of junk?
[10:47] ---
    Uh-oh, what am I to do?
[10:51] ---
    You try digging, Mikako.
[10:54] ---
    Sugata...
[10:56] ---
    I know the situation.
[11:00] ---
    You should be the one to dig.
[11:05] ---
    All right. If you say so, Sugata.
[11:21] ---
    Okay then!
[11:30] ---
    "Heaven's Lost Property" "Forte"
[11:32] ---
    "Heaven's Lost Property" "Forte"
[11:38] ---
    We sure trounced them, huh, my Lord?
[11:42] ---
    But of course!
[11:44] ---
    The enemy commander may have gotten away,
[11:46] ---
    but they're only hanging on by a thread.
[11:50] ---
    Let's torture them all-out
    during tomorrow's showdown!
[11:55] ---
    Now then,
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    shall we conduct a little routine
    interrogation of the prisoners?
[12:04] ---
    Yes, Sir.
[12:06] ---
    --Hey, there! Hey, there!
[12:07] ---
    --Whoa, stop!
[12:09] ---
    Stop that!
[12:10] ---
    Hey, there! Hey, there!
[12:17] ---
    No...!
[12:20] ---
    How cruel this is! This is how
    Downers conduct themselves?
[12:25] ---
    --Hey, there! Hey, there! Hey, there!
[12:27] ---
    --I won't forget this!
[12:29] ---
    I've received an order from my Master,
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    and I swear I will get you, Downer!
[12:40] ---
    I swear I will get you good for this!
[12:44] ---
    My Lord, I have bad news!
[12:47] ---
    What's all the commotion?
[12:48] ---
    W-Well, it's the girls...!
[12:52] ---
    Ah, it's like being reborn.
[12:55] ---
    It sure was cold, huh?
[12:58] ---
    Chairman, are you sure we
    should be taking it easy like this?
[13:02] ---
    It's fine. Most of the girls who
    were captured have boyfriends.
[13:07] ---
    I do hope nothing happens to them.
[13:10] ---
    Now, let's go hop in
    the hot springs, as well.
[13:15] ---
    It's all right. It's nighttime.
[13:17] ---
    No one is going to care if
    you have wings or not.
[13:23] ---
    W-What is this?!
[13:26] ---
    It would appear that the enemy commander
[13:28] ---
    has made preparations to
    raise the morale of her forces.
[13:31] ---
    This is outrageous!
[13:36] ---
    This feels good.
[13:37] ---
    Come to think of it, where is Sohara?
[13:40] ---
    I don't know. Where could she have gone?
[13:42] ---
    Truly outrageous!
[13:45] ---
    Outrageously spunky!
[13:50] ---
    My Lord!
[13:51] ---
    Back off! I'm busy right now!
[13:54] ---
    Th-There's been a rebellion!
[13:57] ---
    What did you say?!
[13:59] ---
    Th-The popular guys...
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    While you were away,
    my Lord, the popular guys...
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    I just couldn't bear to watch.
[14:09] ---
    Oh, Shun...
[14:11] ---
    Get out of here while you can, Yuki.
[14:13] ---
    Thank you, Hiro.
[14:16] ---
    Are you all right?
[14:18] ---
    W-Well of course I'm all right.
[14:21] ---
    I intentionally let myself
    be captured, after all.
[14:24] ---
    Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
[14:26] ---
    Seize them all! Off with their heads!
[14:29] ---
    Yes, Sir!
[14:31] ---
    Seize every last one of them!
[14:34] ---
    Come, quickly!
[14:36] ---
    Freeze!
[14:39] ---
    W-We're surrounded!
[14:44] ---
    My Lord, this is the end for us.
[14:47] ---
    Silence!
[14:48] ---
    W-Why, you...!
[14:52] ---
    Never underestimate us!
    Taste the wrath of the unpopular boys!
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    It looks like they're in a blind rage.
[15:01] ---
    They're way out of control.
[15:05] ---
    What?
[15:06] ---
    I'll teach you...
[15:08] ---
    That voice...
[15:10] ---
    I'll teach you to trample
    on the heart of a young girl!
[15:18] ---
    My Lord, over there!
[15:29] ---
    That voice... Mitsuki?
[15:32] ---
    What's going on, Ei?
[15:35] ---
    I'm not entirely sure myself,
[15:37] ---
    but that just might be
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    a new snow creature,
    the "Snoharaman."
[15:42] ---
    It's said that once a snowman,
    or rather, a snow spirit is angered,
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    they show a side ferocious enough
    to freeze a person to death.
[15:51] ---
    That snow spirit and the
    buried Mitsuki's anger
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    must have violently coalesced,
[15:56] ---
    forming a creature like
    that by happenstance.
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    My Lord!
[16:06] ---
    Guys!
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    Incoming!
[16:18] ---
    Damn it!
[16:20] ---
    How dare you!
    How dare you! How dare you!
[16:23] ---
    How dare you!!
[16:45] ---
    ♪ Say, how does
    one hold a girl's hand? ♪
[16:57] ---
    ♪ Say, where do they sell love letters? ♪
[17:09] ---
    ♪ Somebody, somebody, please tell me ♪
[17:21] ---
    ♪ Why are we not popular? ♪
[17:27] ---
    ♪ How come we aren't popular? ♪
[17:44] ---
    What terrible power!
    This is how Downers wage war?
[17:51] ---
    Hey! Hey!
[17:54] ---
    H-Help me!
[17:57] ---
    Geez, there's no
    helping you. Now, hold still...
[18:01] ---
    Thanks.
[18:04] ---
    Huh?
[18:06] ---
    --This is my chance, isn't it? I
    could get him now, couldn't I?
[18:08] ---
    --I-I can't move.
[18:18] ---
    Did your master order you to do this, too?
[18:23] ---
    None of you mythical beings are able
[18:27] ---
    to make a single decision
    to act on your own, huh?
[18:32] ---
    Is this something you
    decided to do for yourself?
[18:40] ---
    Shut up!
[18:41] ---
    Shut up, shut up!
[18:43] ---
    It is our calling to
    carry out our master's orders!
[18:47] ---
    That is the whole reason
    why we Angeloids exist!
[18:50] ---
    Why are you looking at
    me like something to be pitied?!
[18:55] ---
    Just shut up and die!
[18:57] ---
    What are you doing, Astraea?
[19:01] ---
    M-Miss Ikaros! L-Long time no see!
[19:05] ---
    We just barely saw each other,
[19:08] ---
    at the pro wrestling tag team match.
[19:10] ---
    Sh-She knew!
[19:13] ---
    You are looking well.
[19:15] ---
    Yes. You're looking well, too, ma'am...
[19:18] ---
    Astraea...
[19:19] ---
    I do not care whose
    orders you are following,
[19:24] ---
    if anything happens to Master,
    you will answer to me.
[19:32] ---
    I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't!
[19:34] ---
    If I get Miss Ikaros angry at me,
    she will kill me for sure!
[19:38] ---
    W-Well, I'll see you later, then...
[19:49] ---
    The water is fine, huh, Ei?
[19:52] ---
    Why don't you come a little closer?
[19:54] ---
    Nah.
[19:55] ---
    Oh, no...
[19:56] ---
    The winning team gets to do
    whatever they want to the losing team.
[20:02] ---
    Mikako...
[20:02] ---
    What, Ei?
[20:04] ---
    I'm sure you're wearing a
    swimsuit or something, right?
[20:07] ---
    No, I'm not. It's more fun this way.
[20:10] ---
    Play your games with Tomoki, instead.
[20:13] ---
    I will, because it's fun.
[20:17] ---
    Say, Ei, why did you suggest
    that I dig for this hot spring tonight?
[20:23] ---
    Because for as long as I've
    known you, whenever you dig a hole,
[20:25] ---
    you always strike gold, don't you?
[20:28] ---
    Oh, I suppose you're right.
    At the time, I was short on pocket money.
[20:33] ---
    You've also struck oil.
[20:36] ---
    And at the time, I wanted the Cabinet
[20:39] ---
    to bow down to our vast energy resources.
[20:41] ---
    For you, digging out a
    hot spring is nothing.
[20:48] ---
    I also remember something.
[20:50] ---
    We used to build secret
    forts and so forth a lot, didn't we?
[20:55] ---
    Those were the days.
[20:57] ---
    Ei, aren't you ready to go home yet?
[21:01] ---
    You know the answer. Why ask?
[21:04] ---
    I don't have anywhere to go home to.
[21:08] ---
    Ei...
[21:19] ---
    Oh, I caught something.
[21:24] ---
    I'm cold... I'm cold, and I'm hungry...
[21:29] ---
    What are you doing here?
[21:31] ---
    Y-You don't mind, right?
[21:33] ---
    You can't go back to Synapse,
    until you kill Tomoki, then?
[21:36] ---
    H-How do you know that?!
[21:39] ---
    Because to an Angeloid,
    orders are absolute.
[21:43] ---
    Once they find out that you've failed,
[21:45] ---
    it's a matter of life and death.
[21:49] ---
    To have wings, and not
    be able to return to the sky...
[21:54] ---
    I feel sorry for you.
[22:00] ---
    Is this something you
    decided to do for yourself?
[22:06] ---
    Who asked you?
[22:08] ---
    You're just a Downer.
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    Go! Now's the time
[22:40] ---
    Go! Far and away
[22:48] ---
    Nobody knows where the wind blows
[22:55] ---
    Just kick off from the
    ground and go after it
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    until the cobalt horizon burns away
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    You've got the miracle
[23:11] ---
    You've got the miracle
[23:16] ---
    Work wonders with your skill now
[23:22] ---
    You've got the miracle
[23:30] ---
    Drum up a storm in your heart now
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    Here.
[23:45] ---
    This is all I can offer you.
[23:47] ---
    Huh? You're giving it to me? Yay!
[23:57] ---
    My daughters...
[24:00] ---
    "The Brother Who Came From Heaven"
[24:01] ---
    Next time,
    "The Brother Who Came From Heaven"