# 18 - Mortal Combat! Hot Spring Snowball Fight at 1.4° Below
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Beta betrayed me,
and the Gammas have failed.
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After all that, if you
return in failure, you will be...
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punished.
**[00:39] ---**
Yes, Master.
**[00:48] ---**
I can't go back to Synapse
until I kill Sakurai Tomoki.
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I'll help you.
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T-Teacher!
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You could tell from
that sumo tournament earlier,
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that Sakurai is not
to be taken lightly, right?
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Indeed I did.
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I have an idea.
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What should I do?
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You will need to learn once again
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the age-old fighting ways of this land.
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*You're my first and last interest,*
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*my first and last love*
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*I was oblivious to fate
when I chose this future*
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"Heaven's Lost Property" "Forte"
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*My thanks to you (my thanks to you)*
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*I never knew I had (I
never knew I was born)*
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*these emotions (with these feelings)*
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*somewhere within me (somewhere unseen)*
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*Like magma beneath the ground,*
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*shaking the whole earth*
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*My heart awakens,*
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*setting my soul afire*
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*Wishes run up against*
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*my racing heartbeat*
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*You're my first and last interest,*
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*my first and last love*
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*I was oblivious to fate
when I chose this future*
**[02:47] ---**
Oda Nobunaga, military commander
during the Sengoku Period.
**[02:50] ---**
His life was filled with
destruction and reformation.
**[02:54] ---**
In the battle of Okehazuma,
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he turned an overwhelmingly
unfavorable position around,
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and at the battle of Nagashino,
using thousands of riflemen,
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he led his forces to victory.
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From where did his extraordinary
way of thinking come?
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It is said that Nobunaga
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always kept a world map
and globe in his room.
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Perhaps he had already discovered
signposts to the New World by then,
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and that is where he
got his knowledge from.
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He was yet another man who
was fascinated with the New World.
**[03:26] ---**
"Letter of Resignation"
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I'm tired of being your assistant.
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"Mortal Combat!"
"Hot Spring Snowball Fight at 1.4° Below"
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First snowfall!
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*It's so peaceful. I'd like to
spend this day nice and relaxed.*
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It's war!
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All students, assemble
immediately on the school grounds,
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where you will divide
into boys and girls teams,
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and engage in this
land's age-old fighting tradition,
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the snowball fight!
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The commander of the girls'
team, Satsukitane Mikako!
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The commander of the
boys' team, Sakurai Tomoki!
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Why me?!
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I will now explain the rules.
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In this snowball fight,
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no matter how many times
you are hit with snowballs,
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you can still get back in the game.
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Once you incapacitate the other
team's commander, you are the winner.
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*Ah, I don't need this.*
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*Let me just lose somehow,
and get back inside a warm classroom.*
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The winning team will be granted the right
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to do anything they want
to the losing team for one day.
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How does that sound?
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Anything I want?
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My Lord!
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My Lord!
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My Lord!
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It appears that our time has come.
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My Lord!
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The enemy is in Honnoji Temple!
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It sounds like they're
getting all fired up over there.
**[05:12] ---**
It sure does.
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Chairman, I don't like this...
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Letting them doing
whatever they want if we lose!
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Then all we have to do is win.
**[05:21] ---**
Well, we do have Ikaros and Nymph
on our side, so that's reassuring.
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I was thinking of having
them carry out a different task.
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We have to give the boys'
team a bit of a handicap, after all.
**[05:34] ---**
I want to bathe in a hot spring.
**[05:37] ---**
Huh? A hot spring?
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Would you check with your radar
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whether there is a hot spring vein nearby?
**[05:45] ---**
Nymph, that's your cup of tea, isn't it?
**[05:48] ---**
But, ever since I lost my wings,
my radar's performance has dropped.
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You mean you're nothing special.
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Ikaros, can you do it?
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My radar is markedly less
sophisticated than Nymph's,
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but I think I can help you to dig one.
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Well, I think that's
what I'll ask you to do.
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Would you blow that mountain away?
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Standing by.
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Whoa, hold on a minute!
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You never know, Tomoki might yell
at you again for doing that, Alpha.
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I don't know how well I can do,
**[06:27] ---**
but let me check around
with my radar first.
**[06:30] ---**
Just a moment.
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Okay, I'll leave you to it.
**[06:41] ---**
*Hmph, just you watch!*
**[06:43] ---**
*I am Synapse's finest close-quarters
combat Angeloid, type Delta.*
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*Astraea!*
**[06:50] ---**
*Come and get me, Downers!
I'll show you my power!*
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Is everyone ready?
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The enemy has camped on the mountainside.
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It would be inadvisable to hit them high.
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So we send a diversion force
to hit them up front,
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then launch a surprise attack
on their flank with a separate force.
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What do you say, my Lord?
**[07:14] ---**
Hmm, let's go with that strategy.
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Now, off to battle!
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Fire!
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Left flank, deploy!
Hit the enemy right upside the head!
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--Right flank, sweep in
and take the enemy camp...
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--My Lady!
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Surprise attack! The enemy
commander and dozens of his men
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are charging at us with incredible force!
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They're what?!
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They're so cold!
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*So, you've come.*
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Suppress the enemy's heavy hitter!
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*So that's it.*
**[08:07] ---**
*They're going to dispose of me first,
since I'm our best fighter.*
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*This should be good.*
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*I accept your challenge!*
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Come on, fight me!
**[08:18] ---**
Huh?
**[08:19] ---**
There she is!
**[08:21] ---**
Huh? Me?!
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Get her!
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Tomo!
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Get her! Get her!
Get her! Don't hold back!
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Stop!!
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Bury her! Bury her!
Bury her! Suffocate her!
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Now we can relax.
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Hold on, hold on, hold on!
What about me?
**[08:47] ---**
Eh. Guys, she's a dum-dum,
so you can leave her be.
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Y-You'll pay for that.
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Why, you...! Just you wait!
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Take this!
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Fire!
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Keep pouring it on!
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The sun is setting. That's all for today.
**[09:39] ---**
Whew... It's no use. I can't find anything.
**[09:42] ---**
Aw, if only I had my wings,
this would be a super-cinch.
**[09:47] ---**
Take it easy.
**[09:50] ---**
Come to think of it...
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it was last year's first snow
when I lost my wings.
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I've been without
a master for all that time.
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Me, an Angeloid.
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Nymph...
**[10:10] ---**
It's okay. Right now is much better
**[10:13] ---**
than when I was being
ordered around by a master in Synapse.
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I am sometimes envious
of you, though, Alpha.
**[10:22] ---**
Having a master like Tomoki, and all.
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Mm-hmm. I wonder about Astraea.
**[10:29] ---**
She must have been ordered by
her master in Synapse to come here.
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Oh, right.
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I hope she is not having a hard time.
**[10:37] ---**
There you are! Have you found a hot spring?
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Oh, sorry, it looks like I can't do it.
**[10:44] ---**
Aren't you a piece of junk?
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Uh-oh, what am I to do?
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You try digging, Mikako.
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Sugata...
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I know the situation.
**[11:00] ---**
You should be the one to dig.
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All right. If you say so, Sugata.
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Okay then!
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"Heaven's Lost Property" "Forte"
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"Heaven's Lost Property" "Forte"
**[11:38] ---**
We sure trounced them, huh, my Lord?
**[11:42] ---**
But of course!
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The enemy commander may have gotten away,
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but they're only hanging on by a thread.
**[11:50] ---**
Let's torture them all-out
during tomorrow's showdown!
**[11:55] ---**
Now then,
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shall we conduct a little routine
interrogation of the prisoners?
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Yes, Sir.
**[12:06] ---**
--Hey, there! Hey, there!
**[12:07] ---**
--Whoa, stop!
**[12:09] ---**
Stop that!
**[12:10] ---**
Hey, there! Hey, there!
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No...!
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*How cruel this is! This is how
Downers conduct themselves?*
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--Hey, there! Hey, there! Hey, there!
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*--I won't forget this!*
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*I've received an order from my Master,*
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*and I swear I will get you, Downer!*
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*I swear I will get you good for this!*
**[12:44] ---**
My Lord, I have bad news!
**[12:47] ---**
What's all the commotion?
**[12:48] ---**
W-Well, it's the girls...!
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Ah, it's like being reborn.
**[12:55] ---**
It sure was cold, huh?
**[12:58] ---**
Chairman, are you sure we
should be taking it easy like this?
**[13:02] ---**
It's fine. Most of the girls who
were captured have boyfriends.
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I do hope nothing happens to them.
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Now, let's go hop in
the hot springs, as well.
**[13:15] ---**
It's all right. It's nighttime.
**[13:17] ---**
No one is going to care if
you have wings or not.
**[13:23] ---**
W-What is this?!
**[13:26] ---**
It would appear that the enemy commander
**[13:28] ---**
has made preparations to
raise the morale of her forces.
**[13:31] ---**
This is outrageous!
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This feels good.
**[13:37] ---**
Come to think of it, where is Sohara?
**[13:40] ---**
I don't know. Where could she have gone?
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Truly outrageous!
**[13:45] ---**
Outrageously spunky!
**[13:50] ---**
My Lord!
**[13:51] ---**
Back off! I'm busy right now!
**[13:54] ---**
Th-There's been a rebellion!
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What did you say?!
**[13:59] ---**
Th-The popular guys...
**[14:01] ---**
While you were away,
my Lord, the popular guys...
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I just couldn't bear to watch.
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Oh, Shun...
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Get out of here while you can, Yuki.
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Thank you, Hiro.
**[14:16] ---**
Are you all right?
**[14:18] ---**
W-Well of course I'm all right.
**[14:21] ---**
I intentionally let myself
be captured, after all.
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Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
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Seize them all! Off with their heads!
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Yes, Sir!
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Seize every last one of them!
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Come, quickly!
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Freeze!
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W-We're surrounded!
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My Lord, this is the end for us.
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Silence!
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W-Why, you...!
**[14:52] ---**
Never underestimate us!
Taste the wrath of the unpopular boys!
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It looks like they're in a blind rage.
**[15:01] ---**
They're way out of control.
**[15:05] ---**
What?
**[15:06] ---**
I'll teach you...
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That voice...
**[15:10] ---**
I'll teach you to trample
on the heart of a young girl!
**[15:18] ---**
My Lord, over there!
**[15:29] ---**
That voice... Mitsuki?
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What's going on, Ei?
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I'm not entirely sure myself,
**[15:37] ---**
but that just might be
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a new snow creature,
the "Snoharaman."
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It's said that once a snowman,
or rather, a snow spirit is angered,
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they show a side ferocious enough
to freeze a person to death.
**[15:51] ---**
That snow spirit and the
buried Mitsuki's anger
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must have violently coalesced,
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forming a creature like
that by happenstance.
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My Lord!
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Guys!
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Incoming!
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Damn it!
**[16:20] ---**
How dare you!
How dare you! How dare you!
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How dare you!!
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♪ Say, how does
one hold a girl's hand? ♪
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♪ Say, where do they sell love letters? ♪
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♪ Somebody, somebody, please tell me ♪
**[17:21] ---**
♪ Why are we not popular? ♪
**[17:27] ---**
♪ How come we aren't popular? ♪
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*What terrible power!
This is how Downers wage war?*
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Hey! Hey!
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H-Help me!
**[17:57] ---**
Geez, there's no
helping you. Now, hold still...
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Thanks.
**[18:04] ---**
*Huh?*
**[18:06] ---**
--*This is my chance, isn't it? I
could get him now, couldn't I?*
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--I-I can't move.
**[18:18] ---**
Did your master order you to do this, too?
**[18:23] ---**
None of you mythical beings are able
**[18:27] ---**
to make a single decision
to act on your own, huh?
**[18:32] ---**
Is this something you
decided to do for yourself?
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Shut up!
**[18:41] ---**
Shut up, shut up!
**[18:43] ---**
It is our calling to
carry out our master's orders!
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That is the whole reason
why we Angeloids exist!
**[18:50] ---**
Why are you looking at
me like something to be pitied?!
**[18:55] ---**
Just shut up and die!
**[18:57] ---**
What are you doing, Astraea?
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M-Miss Ikaros! L-Long time no see!
**[19:05] ---**
We just barely saw each other,
**[19:08] ---**
at the pro wrestling tag team match.
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*Sh-She knew!*
**[19:13] ---**
You are looking well.
**[19:15] ---**
Yes. You're looking well, too, ma'am...
**[19:18] ---**
Astraea...
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I do not care whose
orders you are following,
**[19:24] ---**
if anything happens to Master,
you will answer to me.
**[19:32] ---**
*I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't!*
**[19:34] ---**
*If I get Miss Ikaros angry at me,
she will kill me for sure!*
**[19:38] ---**
W-Well, I'll see you later, then...
**[19:49] ---**
The water is fine, huh, Ei?
**[19:52] ---**
Why don't you come a little closer?
**[19:54] ---**
Nah.
**[19:55] ---**
Oh, no...
**[19:56] ---**
The winning team gets to do
whatever they want to the losing team.
**[20:02] ---**
Mikako...
**[20:02] ---**
What, Ei?
**[20:04] ---**
I'm sure you're wearing a
swimsuit or something, right?
**[20:07] ---**
No, I'm not. It's more fun this way.
**[20:10] ---**
Play your games with Tomoki, instead.
**[20:13] ---**
I will, because it's fun.
**[20:17] ---**
Say, Ei, why did you suggest
that I dig for this hot spring tonight?
**[20:23] ---**
Because for as long as I've
known you, whenever you dig a hole,
**[20:25] ---**
you always strike gold, don't you?
**[20:28] ---**
Oh, I suppose you're right.
At the time, I was short on pocket money.
**[20:33] ---**
You've also struck oil.
**[20:36] ---**
And at the time, I wanted the Cabinet
**[20:39] ---**
to bow down to our vast energy resources.
**[20:41] ---**
For you, digging out a
hot spring is nothing.
**[20:48] ---**
I also remember something.
**[20:50] ---**
We used to build secret
forts and so forth a lot, didn't we?
**[20:55] ---**
Those were the days.
**[20:57] ---**
Ei, aren't you ready to go home yet?
**[21:01] ---**
You know the answer. Why ask?
**[21:04] ---**
I don't have anywhere to go home to.
**[21:08] ---**
Ei...
**[21:19] ---**
Oh, I caught something.
**[21:24] ---**
I'm cold... I'm cold, and I'm hungry...
**[21:29] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[21:31] ---**
Y-You don't mind, right?
**[21:33] ---**
You can't go back to Synapse,
until you kill Tomoki, then?
**[21:36] ---**
H-How do you know that?!
**[21:39] ---**
Because to an Angeloid,
orders are absolute.
**[21:43] ---**
Once they find out that you've failed,
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it's a matter of life and death.
**[21:49] ---**
To have wings, and not
be able to return to the sky...
**[21:54] ---**
I feel sorry for you.
**[22:00] ---**
*Is this something you
decided to do for yourself?*
**[22:06] ---**
Who asked you?
**[22:08] ---**
You're just a Downer.
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*Go! Now's the time*
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*Go! Far and away*
**[22:48] ---**
*Nobody knows where the wind blows*
**[22:55] ---**
*Just kick off from the
ground and go after it*
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*until the cobalt horizon burns away*
**[23:08] ---**
*You've got the miracle*
**[23:11] ---**
*You've got the miracle*
**[23:16] ---**
*Work wonders with your skill now*
**[23:22] ---**
*You've got the miracle*
**[23:30] ---**
*Drum up a storm in your heart now*
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Here.
**[23:45] ---**
This is all I can offer you.
**[23:47] ---**
Huh? You're giving it to me? Yay!
**[23:57] ---**
My daughters...
**[24:00] ---**
"The Brother Who Came From Heaven"
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Next time,
"The Brother Who Came From Heaven"