2 - An Airborne Prismatic Panty Adventure

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[00:25] ---
    Nothing Beats Peace
[00:25] ---
    My name is Sakurai Tomoki,
    and I'm an ordinary student,
[00:29] ---
    who loves peace, quiet, and normalcy.
[00:32] ---
    And yet, those who are around
    me include a girl with a killer chop,
[00:37] ---
    a perv who flies through the air,
[00:38] ---
    not to mention the fact
    that I get SOS's in my dreams.
[00:42] ---
    Ah, and to top it all off,
[00:43] ---
    a mythical being fell out of the sky.
[00:49] ---
    This is the story of
    how my peace and quiet
[00:52] ---
    came crumbling down around me.
[00:55] ---
    I can hear my heart bell
[00:58] ---
    What could it mean?
[01:01] ---
    A bell in my heart is ringing
[01:06] ---
    Heaven's Lost Property
[01:10] ---
    It all started way back then
    (ringin' ringin')
[01:16] ---
    Ever since before we were born
    (ringin' ringin')
[01:21] ---
    you were destined to appear out of nowhere,
[01:27] ---
    right before my eyes,
[01:30] ---
    I'm sure of it
[01:32] ---
    My wishes and ambitions and daydreams
[01:38] ---
    take me to an unknown
    level and knock on a door
[01:44] ---
    You give me the key and the future
    I need to take flight (with your wings)
[01:50] ---
    I can hear my heart bell
[01:53] ---
    There's no stopping it
[01:56] ---
    It's a sign, rung by an
    angel, saying "I love you"
[02:02] ---
    Can you hear my heart bell?
[02:05] ---
    What could it mean?
[02:07] ---
    A bell in my heart that I've
    never heard before is ringing
[02:12] ---
    But even so, you don't suspect a thing
[02:27] ---
    Good day, ladies and gentlemen.
    My name is Sugata Eishiro.
[02:31] ---
    This is my assistant, Pretty.
[02:35] ---
    The earth is surrounded
    by a magnetic force,
[02:37] ---
    known as geomagnetism,
    with axes at the north and south poles.
[02:41] ---
    However, what if the
    existence of this black hole
[02:44] ---
    slightly upsets the
    earth's magnetic field?
[02:47] ---
    Take, for example, migratory birds,
    who rely upon geomagnetism
[02:51] ---
    to determine the direction in which to fly.
[02:52] ---
    Such a magnetic abnormality would
    cause the bird to lose its bearings,
[02:55] ---
    and it would fall from the sky.
[02:58] ---
    Conversely, it should be possible
    for something that is flightless
[03:01] ---
    to now be able to fly.
[03:03] ---
    There is a reason for all things.
[03:07] ---
    In other words, there is a
    reason why things that fly can fly.
[03:11] ---
    The crucial thing is that first bird!
[03:15] ---
    New World
[03:19] ---
    Oh dear, it failed.
[03:22] ---
    An Airborne Prismatic Panty Adventure
[03:34] ---
    Please, don't let these get any bigger.
[03:47] ---
    Tomo! Good morning!
[03:51] ---
    Geez, he's still asleep.
[03:54] ---
    Tomo, get up! You'll be late...
[04:01] ---
    I-It's not like that, Sohara.
[04:04] ---
    I was just trying to
    get this chain off, when...
[04:12] ---
    What exactly is going on?!
[04:14] ---
    Who is she?!
    What is she doing in your house?!
[04:17] ---
    Well, you see, as it happens...
[04:23] ---
    She fell out of the sky.
[04:28] ---
    Tomo, you idiot! There's no
    way I'm going to believe that story!
[04:32] ---
    It's the truth! Look, Sohara!
[04:35] ---
    Look, look! She's flying!
[04:37] ---
    See? See?
[04:38] ---
    Look. See? See?
[04:44] ---
    Sohara!
[04:50] ---
    Sohara!
[04:53] ---
    B-Before anything else,
    we have to do something about this chain.
[04:58] ---
    Um, if the chain is an issue,
[05:01] ---
    I can freely lengthen it
    or make it disappear.
[05:04] ---
    Why didn't you say so sooner?!
[05:06] ---
    Okay, I'm off!
[05:07] ---
    Yes, Master.
[05:16] ---
    Sohara!
[05:19] ---
    Listen to what I'm saying!
[05:24] ---
    Wah, Ikaros! You can't follow me!
[05:27] ---
    Just come over here!
[05:30] ---
    Ho?
[05:31] ---
    You've outdone yourself, Tomoki.
[05:33] ---
    This is undoubtedly an
    inhabitant of the New World.
[05:36] ---
    How do you figure that?!
[05:38] ---
    As I recall, you live by yourself, right?
[05:41] ---
    Your parents are off touring
    the country, or something.
[05:44] ---
    Yeah, that's right.
[05:45] ---
    Perfect. Look after her
    until we know more details,
[05:49] ---
    for the sake of the New World.
[05:51] ---
    Are you sure, Sakurai?
    If you live together with this cute girl,
[05:55] ---
    won't there be some impropriety?
[05:58] ---
    I-Impropriety?
[05:59] ---
    Oh, let's say, you accidentally push
    her down onto your bed,
[06:04] ---
    and then your childhood
    friend walks in and sees you,
[06:06] ---
    and a love triangle situation
    erupts, or something.
[06:08] ---
    Y-You saw that?
[06:10] ---
    Oh, it was just a hunch.
[06:12] ---
    However, a woman's
    jealousy is a scary thing.
[06:15] ---
    I do hope this doesn't end in blood.
[06:19] ---
    Don't say things like that, Chairman!
[06:26] ---
    Ikaros, you go on home,
    and stay there quietly. Understood?
[06:30] ---
    In that case, Master, here.
[06:33] ---
    What's this?
[06:35] ---
    It is an old-style card.
    I am all out of the new cards.
[06:41] ---
    So you have these, too?
[06:42] ---
    Master, that card will...
[06:43] ---
    Yeah, okay, I get it.
[06:46] ---
    Never mind that, Ikaros,
    you head straight home. Got it?
[06:49] ---
    Yes, Master.
[06:53] ---
    Ah, I love this feeling.
[06:56] ---
    Sure enough, nothing beats peace and quiet.
[06:59] ---
    Peace and quiet is the best!
[07:01] ---
    Nothing has gone right these last few days.
[07:04] ---
    Come to think of it,
    what about this old-style card?
[07:08] ---
    Nah, it's too dangerous
    for me to use these things.
[07:12] ---
    Appearances to the contrary,
    I do learn from my mistakes.
[07:16] ---
    But then, some erotic powers
    would be nice to have, huh?
[07:26] ---
    Tomo, let's have our lunch outside.
[07:28] ---
    I brought a lunch for you, too, after all.
[07:31] ---
    Sure. Thanks, as always.
[07:34] ---
    Listen, about that girl...
[07:36] ---
    Oh, Ikaros?
[07:38] ---
    Is she really going to live with you?
[07:40] ---
    Well, we'll see what happens.
[07:44] ---
    Huh? Are you mad?
[07:46] ---
    No, I'm not really mad.
[07:48] ---
    If that's what you've decided,
    Tomo, what can I do?
[07:51] ---
    But it sounds to me like you're mad.
[07:53] ---
    I told you, I'm not mad!
[07:55] ---
    Hey, if you're in too much
    of a hurry, you're gonna trip.
[08:00] ---
    There, what did I tell you?
[08:01] ---
    Woof
[08:06] ---
    Did you look?
[08:07] ---
    I didn't, I didn't!
[08:09] ---
    Puppy-themed panties, huh?
[08:11] ---
    Sohara isn't in grade school anymore.
[08:13] ---
    She should wear something
    a little more, you know...
[08:20] ---
    What?
[08:23] ---
    N-No way!
[08:24] ---
    Hey, aren't those...
[08:26] ---
    Panties, aren't they?
[08:28] ---
    Those panties... They couldn't be...!
[08:32] ---
    Tomo, what is that
    glowing in your pocket?
[08:38] ---
    Don't tell me...
[08:43] ---
    It's because of this card?
[08:52] ---
    Tomo, you idiot!
[08:54] ---
    But I didn't do anything!
[08:56] ---
    This card probably did it on its own...
[08:57] ---
    Explain later.
[08:59] ---
    Right now, I have to hurry up and change.
[09:08] ---
    New World Discovery Club
[09:09] ---
    Sugata, please let me
    use the room for a minute.
[09:14] ---
    Has something happened?
[09:16] ---
    Something outrageous has
    happened, thanks to this card.
[09:20] ---
    What?
[09:21] ---
    Geez, what's going on,
    for crying out loud?
[09:24] ---
    Tomo has always been a little sicko.
[09:39] ---
    What's wrong, Sohara?!
[09:43] ---
    What in the world...?
[09:45] ---
    Heaven's Lost Property
[09:50] ---
    Geez, what is going on?
[10:00] ---
    No matter what you try to
    put on, they all go flying away.
[10:04] ---
    Indeed. It's all this card's doing, is it?
[10:08] ---
    Tomo, what's the big idea?
    Do something!
[10:11] ---
    Don't look at me.
[10:13] ---
    Mitsuki, try putting this on.
[10:16] ---
    What is that?
[10:17] ---
    A loincloth.
[10:18] ---
    Why do you have that?!
[10:19] ---
    Sugata, is that one of your own?
[10:24] ---
    There are any number of
    things in this room.
[10:25] ---
    We should experiment with different things.
[10:35] ---
    Bright red bikini...
[10:37] ---
    Fishnet tights...
[10:39] ---
    Roll bandage...
[10:41] ---
    You're a real freak,
    making her wear bandages.
[10:44] ---
    Hmm, it appears that
    anything she puts on is no good,
[10:47] ---
    and it's not limited to underwear.
[10:49] ---
    This is a real problem for Sohara.
[10:51] ---
    And just whose fault do you think this is?!
[10:56] ---
    I'm sorry!
[10:58] ---
    I get the feeling that
    Master is in trouble.
[11:04] ---
    Not even my jersey will work, huh?
[11:06] ---
    I can't take it anymore!
[11:08] ---
    Could it be, Sohara, that you have
    to go commando the rest of your life?
[11:15] ---
    Oh? Sakurai, you seem pleased.
[11:18] ---
    That's not true!
[11:19] ---
    Who knew you had such tastes?
[11:22] ---
    By any chance,
    was this your plan from the start?
[11:24] ---
    N-No, it wasn't!
[11:26] ---
    No, we cannot dismiss the possibility.
[11:29] ---
    Not if this card was granting
    your unconscious desire.
[11:34] ---
    Let's do an experiment, Tomoki.
[11:36] ---
    Concentrate on this card for something.
[11:39] ---
    O-Okay...
[11:47] ---
    Handcuffs?
[11:48] ---
    What in the world...?
[11:50] ---
    I get it!
[11:52] ---
    What?
[11:53] ---
    There.
[11:55] ---
    What's the meaning of this?
[11:56] ---
    Oh, I just wanted to try it.
[11:59] ---
    And...?
[12:00] ---
    I'm not wearing anything right now.
[12:04] ---
    If the wind blows, in the state I'm in,
[12:06] ---
    how am I supposed to hold my skirt down?
[12:18] ---
    Is something troubling you, Master?
[12:21] ---
    Safe...!
[12:24] ---
    Or is it out?!
[12:26] ---
    Master?
[12:27] ---
    Pa... Pa... Pa...
[12:29] ---
    Pa...?
[12:30] ---
    Panties...!
[12:32] ---
    Panties!
[12:33] ---
    Yes, panties. All right,
[12:35] ---
    I shall collect every pair of panties
    within a 100 meter radius.
[12:39] ---
    Oh, no way!
[12:41] ---
    So then, in one of the
    extras in this month's issue...
[12:52] ---
    What's wrong, Mikako?
[12:53] ---
    They got me, too.
[13:02] ---
    They're still warm.
[13:04] ---
    Will this do, Master?
[13:06] ---
    N-No!
[13:15] ---
    Our panties...
[13:18] ---
    They're flying away into the sky.
[13:30] ---
    Listen here, Tomo.
[13:32] ---
    Listen to what Grandpa has to say.
[13:35] ---
    The thing about a gaggle of geese
[13:38] ---
    is that if you fail to
    hit the very first one,
[13:41] ---
    the rest of them will all fly away.
[13:44] ---
    So you have to make
    sure you hit that first one, okay?
[13:55] ---
    Don't forget, Tomo,
[13:58] ---
    it's that first one.
[14:10] ---
    It's that first one.
[14:16] ---
    Explain something to me.
    Ikaros, is this all the card's doing?
[14:22] ---
    Yes. This card is what
    we call a transport device,
[14:26] ---
    which calls for various
    things from Synapse.
[14:29] ---
    The older cards only have the
    ability to grant one thing per card.
[14:34] ---
    For example, this card was used
[14:37] ---
    to forcibly grant the master's desire.
[14:40] ---
    I see. That unravels
    the mystery of this incident.
[14:44] ---
    What does it mean, Sugata?
[14:46] ---
    Allow me to explain.
[14:47] ---
    It works as follows:
[14:49] ---
    The panties that Mitsuki
    showed off when she tripped
[14:52] ---
    were not to Tomoki's liking.
[14:55] ---
    As a result, the card activated,
[14:58] ---
    and forcibly removed the
    underwear that Tomoki didn't like.
[15:02] ---
    The handcuffs were also
    nothing more than an implement
[15:05] ---
    to force Mitsuki to do as he wished.
[15:07] ---
    Sakurai, you're more of
    a savage than I figured you for.
[15:11] ---
    I need to give you more credit.
[15:13] ---
    Oh, no, the card did this all on its own!
[15:16] ---
    So, what am I supposed to do?
[15:19] ---
    Now that we know the cause,
    the solution should be simple.
[15:22] ---
    Mitsuki, you just have to put
    on some panties that Tomoki likes.
[15:28] ---
    Let's ask Ikaros and Mikako to go and buy
[15:30] ---
    as many pairs of panties as they can.
[15:30] ---
    I like the kind you can see right through.
[15:33] ---
    Which means that I'll have to
    try them all, one at a time, right?
[15:38] ---
    But first, we have to get
    home without any incident.
[15:41] ---
    It's all right. Leave that to me.
[15:44] ---
    Sohara, I will protect your flower patch!
[15:49] ---
    You're kidding, right?
[15:50] ---
    It almost seems like
    someone's out to get you.
[15:52] ---
    This is going to reflect up on me.
[15:55] ---
    Let me take care of it!
    I've trained for this!
[15:58] ---
    Pantser On!!
[16:04] ---
    Shouldn't you be facing the other way?
[16:07] ---
    Scramble Pants!!
[16:13] ---
    Tomo,
[16:14] ---
    do me a favor? Hold my skirt down tight,
    to keep it from flipping up.
[16:19] ---
    Atomic Pants!!
[16:24] ---
    Pants Spin Kick!!
[16:29] ---
    Pantser Break!!
[16:33] ---
    Tomoki is going all-out.
    He's transcended human motion.
[16:38] ---
    We're home!
[16:41] ---
    We bought them, Master.
[16:43] ---
    Oh, there are so many of them!
[16:45] ---
    With this many pairs,
[16:46] ---
    Sakurai should find at
    least one of them to his liking.
[16:53] ---
    Okay, I'll start putting them on.
[16:55] ---
    Chairman, could you
    and Ikaros give me a hand?
[16:58] ---
    I can't really move like this.
[17:00] ---
    Yes.
[17:01] ---
    Okay, let's start trying these on!
[17:03] ---
    Say, how about this pair?
[17:07] ---
    Sakurai seems to have
    a masochistic streak, after all.
[17:10] ---
    I'll try them on.
[17:11] ---
    Oh, Ikaros, I'm sorry about this,
[17:14] ---
    but could you help me?
[17:16] ---
    Yes.
[17:22] ---
    Go ahead.
[17:27] ---
    That tickles, Ikaros!
    Your hands are touching my...
[17:32] ---
    I am sorry. Um...
[17:34] ---
    I'm really sorry about having
    to ask you to help me like this.
[17:37] ---
    It doesn't bother you?
[17:39] ---
    No, I am fine.
[17:42] ---
    You sure are nice, huh?
[17:49] ---
    Thank you, Ikaros.
[17:56] ---
    Aw, no good...
[17:58] ---
    Well, how about this for the next one?
[18:01] ---
    They're more on the innocent side,
    and not very fancy.
[18:11] ---
    What's going on here, Tomo?!
[18:14] ---
    With as many as we had here,
    none of them were any good?!
[18:16] ---
    You're not saying you'd
    prefer I went panty-free, are you?!
[18:20] ---
    Quite the little savage.
[18:22] ---
    N-No... But at this point, Sohara,
    you should prepare yourself.
[18:26] ---
    For what?
[18:27] ---
    A lifelong commando lifestyle.
[18:31] ---
    Miss Sohara...
[18:32] ---
    There was one more pair, under the bag.
[18:35] ---
    Gowrr
[18:36] ---
    I doubt those will be any good.
[18:38] ---
    I mean, they're almost the same
    as what I had on to begin with.
[18:41] ---
    Is that so?
[18:43] ---
    But I'll try them on, anyhow.
[18:55] ---
    So, were they no good, either?
[18:57] ---
    It's been nice knowing you,
    short though it's been.
[18:59] ---
    P-Please don't abandon me!
[19:02] ---
    I got them on!
[19:03] ---
    I got them on! I got them on, Tomo!
[19:06] ---
    Look. The handcuffs are off, too,
    and I'm right as rain.
[19:09] ---
    Really? It all worked out?
[19:11] ---
    Yes. The card automatically
    shut down, so everything is okay now.
[19:16] ---
    Thank goodness.
[19:18] ---
    Still, I don't quite get it.
[19:20] ---
    That pair of underwear was
    almost the same as the original, right?
[19:24] ---
    Now that you mention it,
    I wonder why that is.
[19:27] ---
    Oh, who cares?
[19:28] ---
    I don't even want to
    think about panties for a while.
[19:32] ---
    I guess you're right.
[19:40] ---
    Sorry about what happened today, Sohara.
[19:43] ---
    It's all right. Matter resolved.
[19:45] ---
    Ikaros didn't give me that
    card with any misplaced intentions.
[19:49] ---
    Mm-hmm, I know.
[19:55] ---
    Tomo, you and Ikaros
    are going to be living together
[19:58] ---
    for a little while, right?
[20:00] ---
    Yeah. You know,
    I can't just leave her hanging.
[20:04] ---
    She doesn't have anywhere else to go.
[20:07] ---
    And that collar of hers has me concerned.
[20:11] ---
    That sounds like you, Tomo.
[20:13] ---
    I mean, you've always been like that.
[20:16] ---
    When you were little, you would
    bring lost puppies home right away,
[20:20] ---
    and you felt sorry for
    them having to wear a collar,
[20:22] ---
    so you took the liberty of removing them.
[20:27] ---
    But then, Tomo,
    it's that kind-heartedness that I find...
[20:31] ---
    Huh?
[20:33] ---
    Mm-mm, nothing!
[20:35] ---
    You have to admit,
    with those puppy panties,
[20:38] ---
    you haven't changed at all.
[20:41] ---
    You don't remember, way back?
[20:46] ---
    Tomo, I can't do it!
    There's no way I can break these!
[20:51] ---
    You fool! It's your fight!
    You don't have enough fight in you!
[20:57] ---
    All right, time for some Spartan training.
[21:02] ---
    Ho-ho, puppy-themed panties, huh?
[21:05] ---
    Print panties are the best kind.
[21:20] ---
    Come to think of it, Sohara,
[21:22] ---
    that was the first time
    your killer chop came to life.
[21:28] ---
    I remember! As a result of
    that trauma, I came to dislike dogs!
[21:33] ---
    So that's it. That's why
    puppy panties were no good.
[21:39] ---
    That's the reason why I had
    to go through all of this?
[21:44] ---
    Then it really is
    your fault, isn't it, Tomo?!
[21:46] ---
    You idiot!
[22:17] ---
    I came to visit the cape
[22:26] ---
    that you once told me about
[22:36] ---
    We promised we'd come together,
[22:45] ---
    but that can no longer be
[22:54] ---
    As the tour bus runs around the cape
[23:04] ---
    the blue sea stretches
    out through the window
[23:13] ---
    After I push this sorrow
    deep into my heart,
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    I'll end this trip, and go back to the city
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    Worldwide Panty Meteor Swarm Appears!!
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    In other
    news, an incredibly rare panty meteor shower
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    has
    been spotted in the skies all over the world.
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    Many experts are looking into
    the cause of this odd phenomenon,
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    and each organization involved
    is suggesting further investigation.
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    Here in New York,
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    the swarm has been
    spotted many times since last night,
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    and the population has
    spent an uneasy night.
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    At the White House, many members
    of the cabinet have been in and out,
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    and we are anticipating official
    measures to solve this matter soon.
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