3 - Angeloid Directive Zero

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[00:25] ---
    Good morning,
    ladies and gentlemen.
[00:27] ---
    My name is Sugata Eishiro.
[00:33] ---
    This is my assistant,
[00:35] ---
    Pretty II.
[00:39] ---
    515 years ago, in 1494,
[00:43] ---
    Portugal and Spain signed
    the Treaty of Tordesillas,
[00:47] ---
    and then in 1529,
    they signed the Treaty of Saragossa.
[00:51] ---
    The world was divided by
    these two great powers longitudinally,
[00:54] ---
    much like the lines on a watermelon.
[00:57] ---
    This came to be known as demarcación.
[00:59] ---
    This watermelon could be
    said to represent the New World...
[01:04] ---
    Which is to say, the world newly
    divided by this demarcación.
[01:09] ---
    It is within these old notions
[01:11] ---
    that hints to the new world must be hidden.
[01:19] ---
    New World
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    Dismiss not the watermelon.
[01:28] ---
    Grave of Pretty I
[01:33] ---
    I can hear my heart bell
[01:36] ---
    dou shita tte iu no
[01:39] ---
    mune no beru ga naru
[01:44] ---
    Heaven's Lost Property
[01:48] ---
    hajimari wa ano toki
    datta (ringin' ringin')
[01:54] ---
    kimi ga me no mae ni
    totsuzen (ringin' ringin')
[01:59] ---
    arawareta no wa umareru mae kara
[02:05] ---
    kimerarete'ta n da ne
[02:08] ---
    kitto sou da yo
[02:10] ---
    negai ya yabou ya kuusou ga
[02:16] ---
    shiranai reberu e doa o tataite
[02:22] ---
    habataku kagi to mirai o kureru
    (with your wings)
[02:28] ---
    I can hear my heart bell
[02:31] ---
    tomerarenai yo
[02:34] ---
    tenshi ga narashiteru
    "daisuki" no aizu da yo ne
[02:40] ---
    can you hear my heart bell?
[02:42] ---
    Dou shita tte iu no
[02:45] ---
    kiita koto ga nai mune no beru ga naru
[02:50] ---
    sore de mo mada kimi
    wa nani mo shiranai keredo
[03:04] ---
    Ah, this is aggravating!
[03:07] ---
    What's wrong?
[03:08] ---
    Look at this math
    homework from Takehara.
[03:12] ---
    He always gives out homework that
    no ordinary person can do!
[03:19] ---
    If that's how he wants it,
    I'll solve these problems, no matter what!
[03:22] ---
    Way to go, Tomo!
[03:24] ---
    But I can't even understand what
    these questions mean.
[03:28] ---
    Tomo, do you?
[03:30] ---
    That's crazy. Sohara, if
    you can't solve these,
[03:32] ---
    then they're obviously too much for me!
[03:36] ---
    Ah, what a pain.
[03:45] ---
    I know. I'll have Ikaros
    produce some other card, and...
[03:48] ---
    No way! We'll have real problems
    if anything else strange happens!
[03:53] ---
    Sheesh, well I thought it
    was a good idea.
[03:55] ---
    You'll have to do it on the level.
    What choice do you have?
[03:59] ---
    And you're not going to finish
    your homework lying on the floor.
[04:11] ---
    Are you listening to me? Tomo?
[04:18] ---
    Um, Sohara, the area of the triangle
[04:21] ---
    formed by your white polka-dots
    is the base times the height...
[04:32] ---
    Geez, we'll never get our
    homework done like this, will we?
[04:36] ---
    I know! Sugata might
    be able to teach us this math.
[04:42] ---
    Angeloid Directive Zero
[04:45] ---
    Sugata
[04:46] ---
    This is indeed
    the Sugata household,
[04:48] ---
    but there are no children
    here named Eishiro.
[04:51] ---
    That's strange.
[04:53] ---
    This is the only house in
    the area with Sugatas living in it.
[04:57] ---
    I can't reach him on his cell
    phone, either. What do we do?
[05:00] ---
    Oh, well if it isn't Mitsuki.
[05:03] ---
    Ah, Chairman!
[05:05] ---
    Hi there, Student Council Chairman.
[05:08] ---
    Off on a date today?
[05:09] ---
    No, we're not!
[05:10] ---
    Oh, no? You two are still close
    enough that you share baths, right?
[05:15] ---
    We are not!
[05:16] ---
    Sakurai, is it true what I heard
[05:19] ---
    about you choosing all of
    Mitsuki's underwear?
[05:23] ---
    N-No, it's not.
[05:26] ---
    Earlier, you had Mitsuki
    handcuffed with her panties off, huh?
[05:30] ---
    W-Well, that was...
[05:35] ---
    By the way, it looks like you're
    looking for Sugata's house.
[05:38] ---
    If you know that, then please
    don't zing us with your little skit!
[05:42] ---
    Head down to the riverbed.
    Would you like me to show you the way?
[05:48] ---
    The riverbed?
[05:58] ---
    Sugata
[05:59] ---
    Your house?!
[06:00] ---
    This is your house?!
[06:02] ---
    Hmm? Yes, that's right.
[06:05] ---
    Sugata, don't tell me you
    come to school from here every day!
[06:09] ---
    Indeed I do. Welcome to my home.
[06:13] ---
    Thank you for having us.
[06:14] ---
    Not at all. My pleasure.
[06:19] ---
    As for question 3, part 1, for the identity
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    (cosθ + i sinθ)5 = cos5θ;
    we expand the left side.
[06:30] ---
    When we do, the left side equals...
[06:32] ---
    Quite the low-level problem, huh?
[06:35] ---
    Yeah. If he's going to
    play at being a mathematician,
[06:37] ---
    I wish he'd come up
    with some tougher problems.
[06:40] ---
    Awesome. They're way over our level.
[06:49] ---
    Is something the matter?
[06:51] ---
    Hey!
[06:52] ---
    Ikaros, would you like
    to try taking it from here?
[06:56] ---
    Who, me?
[07:06] ---
    Sugata, why ask Ikaros?
[07:09] ---
    Tomoki, you mentioned that
    she called herself a "product," right?
[07:13] ---
    I am a product of Synapse,
    created only to please my master.
[07:19] ---
    Yes, that's what she said.
[07:21] ---
    So then, assuming that she is like a robot,
[07:25] ---
    I was thinking that she might
    have excellent computational abilities.
[07:28] ---
    I am finished.
[07:30] ---
    That was fast!
[07:31] ---
    Awesome!
[07:32] ---
    Well now, we didn't have to come
    all the way over to Sugata's, did we?
[07:37] ---
    Master
[07:43] ---
    Well, shall we continue?
[07:45] ---
    If you wouldn't mind.
[07:47] ---
    Man, you got my hopes up!
[07:49] ---
    What's worse, you wrote it
    in pen! I can't erase it!
[07:52] ---
    My homework!
[07:53] ---
    She has no computational abilities.
[07:57] ---
    That can't be right.
[08:01] ---
    Whew, we're finally done.
[08:04] ---
    Good work. I'd sure
    like something cool to drink.
[08:08] ---
    Ah, okay, I'll get it.
[08:16] ---
    Thank you very much, Sugata.
[08:21] ---
    It was an easy enough task.
[08:23] ---
    No, please allow us to
    show our thanks somehow.
[08:27] ---
    We can't have you do this for nothing.
[08:29] ---
    I do expect something in return, of course.
[08:35] ---
    Look here.
[08:38] ---
    This is that thing from before.
[08:41] ---
    That geomagnetic disturbance
    is still over our town.
[08:45] ---
    Up to now, the "New World"
    had been circling the world,
[08:49] ---
    but now, it's holding
    position above our town.
[08:51] ---
    This has never happened before.
[08:53] ---
    I don't see anything up in the sky.
[08:57] ---
    Earlier, when I saw it,
[08:59] ---
    there was a gaping hole opened
    up among the stars in the sky.
[09:02] ---
    Maybe it bends light around it in some way,
[09:06] ---
    or maybe it's hiding behind the clouds.
[09:08] ---
    Hey, Ikaros!
[09:10] ---
    Go fly around up there and have a look.
[09:12] ---
    Yes, Master.
[09:32] ---
    I did not see anything in particular.
[09:35] ---
    Sugata, it really looks
    like there's nothing there.
[09:40] ---
    I knew it. She's...
[09:42] ---
    Is something the matter, Sugata?
[09:45] ---
    Oh, no. It's all right.
[09:48] ---
    There's something that
    I want to check later,
[09:51] ---
    which I have to do myself.
[09:56] ---
    Sugata, are you planning to fly again?
[10:01] ---
    Yeah. I'm doing a trial flight tomorrow.
[10:04] ---
    I'd like to ask for your help with that.
[10:07] ---
    We've got tomorrow off,
    and all, so you can stay over.
[10:11] ---
    Ready, set...
[10:13] ---
    go!
[10:14] ---
    Okay then, Sugata
    and I are in charge of cooking,
[10:18] ---
    Sakurai and Mitsuki,
    you're in charge of fishing,
[10:21] ---
    and Ikaros is in charge of shopping.
[10:24] ---
    Ikaros shopping? No way,
    she can't handle shopping!
[10:28] ---
    No, this could be a good opportunity.
[10:31] ---
    We should do various
    experiments to determine
[10:33] ---
    what kind of potential Ikaros has.
[10:35] ---
    Tomoki, you know almost nothing
    of what Ikaros is capable of, right?
[10:39] ---
    Well, I guess not.
[10:42] ---
    We'll call it "Ikaros' First Errand."
[10:45] ---
    Sounds like fun!
[10:46] ---
    There you go, getting carried away again!
[10:49] ---
    It's all right. Everyone
    in this town is nice.
[10:54] ---
    I'm sure they'll help her.
[10:58] ---
    Okay, Ikaros, you go run our errand.
[11:02] ---
    And make sure you act like a normal person.
[11:05] ---
    Yes, Master.
[11:08] ---
    Wait!
[11:10] ---
    Get some money,
    and ask what you have to buy first!
[11:14] ---
    Yes, Master.
[11:17] ---
    Here is a shopping list.
    We're going to have curry tonight.
[11:23] ---
    All right, Master, off I go.
[11:25] ---
    Hey!
[11:27] ---
    Do normal people go
    flying off to run their errands?!
[11:30] ---
    Yes.
[11:31] ---
    Oh no they don't!
[11:32] ---
    Yes.
[11:34] ---
    My First Errand
    Mysterious Creature Edition
[11:36] ---
    Sorami Shopping District
[11:44] ---
    Watermelon ¥1200
[11:50] ---
    Watermelon ¥1200
[11:55] ---
    Welcome!
[11:58] ---
    Miss...?
[12:04] ---
    If you like it that much,
    I'll let you have it cheap.
[12:06] ---
    I'm here because I'm worried.
    What's she doing?
[12:10] ---
    Hmm...
[12:11] ---
    She seems to be drawn
    to those watermelons.
[12:12] ---
    Sugata?!<br>[12:14] ---
    I was a little concerned about her, too.
[12:16] ---
    I wonder if she'll successfully
    buy the ingredients for curry.
[12:19] ---
    Shh, she'll hear us.
[12:22] ---
    She's picking the vegetables.
[12:24] ---
    Carrots...
[12:27] ---
    Potatoes...
[12:29] ---
    Onions...
[12:31] ---
    Konjac noodles
[12:31] ---
    So close!
[12:32] ---
    Not even close!
[12:33] ---
    Thank you!
[12:34] ---
    Looks like she ended up
    getting a watermelon, too.
[12:37] ---
    A most interesting phenomenon.
[12:43] ---
    Next comes the meat.
[12:45] ---
    This will be the moment of truth.
    It's the meat that makes the curry.
[12:49] ---
    Any curry without meat is no curry at all!
[13:00] ---
    Meat...
[13:04] ---
    Never mind! I don't need meat in my curry!
[13:06] ---
    I could clean a chick.
[13:09] ---
    No!!
[13:11] ---
    Watermelon... carrots...
    potatoes... onions...
[13:17] ---
    meat...
[13:19] ---
    Chick curry, huh?
[13:22] ---
    No way! No way on earth!
[13:26] ---
    And also...
[13:27] ---
    curry sauce.
[13:29] ---
    You can make curry out of that?
[13:32] ---
    Master, was my shopping good enough?
[13:37] ---
    You flunked.
    You're gonna need more practice.
[13:43] ---
    I am sorry.
[13:47] ---
    Well, for your first time,
    you did well. Nice going, Ikaros.
[13:56] ---
    Heaven's Lost Property
[14:01] ---
    Oh, Mom? I'll be all right.
    Everyone else is here, too.
[14:05] ---
    Mm-hmm, all right. Thanks.
[14:09] ---
    I caught one! I caught one!
[14:12] ---
    That's amazing, Tomo!
    Gotcha!
[14:16] ---
    Tomo, what do I do?!
[14:22] ---
    I'm soaked through.
[14:33] ---
    Hey, Tomoki...
[14:35] ---
    What?
[14:36] ---
    I can't seem to find Ikaros.
[14:38] ---
    Huh? Good grief...
[14:42] ---
    Where did she go?
[14:44] ---
    Hey, Ikaros!
[14:46] ---
    Wait, I hear something.
[14:55] ---
    W-What was that?!
[14:56] ---
    A shockwave.
[14:58] ---
    Here it comes again!
[14:59] ---
    Get down!
[15:13] ---
    What is that?!
[15:15] ---
    A pirarucu... The world's
    largest freshwater fish,
[15:19] ---
    which lives in the Amazon river,
    in South America.
[15:21] ---
    The Amazon?!
[15:24] ---
    How did you go all
    the way to the Amazon?
[15:27] ---
    I am able to fly at Mach 24.
[15:30] ---
    M-Mach?! You mean, you
    went around the earth?!
[15:31] ---
    Mach 24 is roughly 30,000 kilometers per hour.
[15:35] ---
    Well, since it's here,
    let's clean it and have it for supper.
[15:40] ---
    I'm not sure we can eat that fish.
[15:45] ---
    What's the matter, Ei?
    You look serious.
[15:49] ---
    Oh, Mikako...
[15:51] ---
    Are those Ikaros' specs?
[15:53] ---
    Yeah. Her top speed is Mach...
[15:55] ---
    Poor thing.
    Yeah. Her top speed is Mach...
[15:58] ---
    To be an angel, possessing abilities
[16:01] ---
    that not even our greatest
    fighter planes have...
[16:07] ---
    "Pet-type" Angeloid, huh?
[16:10] ---
    Don't make me laugh.
[16:12] ---
    Thank you for this dinner!
[16:14] ---
    Oh, it turned out to be
    honest-to-goodness curry!
[16:18] ---
    Ikaros made it.
[16:20] ---
    You did? You really went
    all-out, didn't you? Thanks.
[16:30] ---
    It's...
[16:32] ---
    It reminds me of my mother's cooking.
[16:35] ---
    The sweetness is so...
[16:37] ---
    Hey, this is meat and potatoes!
[16:39] ---
    You're right, it is sweet.
[16:41] ---
    Well, what does it matter?
    Meat and potatoes is a lot like curry.
[16:46] ---
    They're not at all alike!
[16:50] ---
    What's with you, Sohara?
[16:52] ---
    Well, I mean,
    this is starting to get funny.
[16:55] ---
    It seems like ever since Ikaros
    arrived, things have been more fun.
[16:58] ---
    Yeah, I guess she didn't
    mean any harm, huh?
[17:02] ---
    Um, Master, why are you laughing?
[17:07] ---
    Why? Because we're having fun, of course.
[17:12] ---
    Fun?
[17:14] ---
    Fun...
[17:21] ---
    Nothing to report.
[17:41] ---
    What are you?
[17:50] ---
    I asked you what you are.
[17:59] ---
    I am a pet-type Angeloid, type Alpha...
[18:02] ---
    Don't play dumb.
[18:04] ---
    Would a pet-type need to be able
    to catch a 5-meter fish alive,
[18:07] ---
    or fly at Mach 24?
[18:11] ---
    But then again,
    your computational abilities are infantile,
[18:14] ---
    and your emotions appear
    to be restricted, as well.
[18:19] ---
    Utterly perfect, yet utterly imperfect.
[18:23] ---
    What exactly are you?
[18:28] ---
    Answer me!
[18:29] ---
    For what purpose are
    you sticking close to Tomoki?
[18:35] ---
    I am not sure what
    my purpose should be.
[18:40] ---
    What?
[18:41] ---
    I was told by Master to stay at his side,
[18:46] ---
    so I can stay at his side,
[18:49] ---
    but it seems that every time I do
    something, Master becomes angry.
[18:57] ---
    As Master's master has become angry,
[19:02] ---
    does this mean that
    I ought not be at Master's side?
[19:09] ---
    So she doesn't know what she is, herself?
[19:13] ---
    Then the question is,
    who sent Ikaros to Tomoki?
[19:20] ---
    Just enjoy yourself.
[19:23] ---
    Stay close to Tomoki, and enjoy yourself.
[19:29] ---
    All the while, praying the day never
    comes when you must part ways.
[19:43] ---
    Wind, check! Position, check!
    Weather, check!
[19:47] ---
    Now, fly, Tomoki!
[19:48] ---
    Hold on! You're not flying, Sugata?!
[19:52] ---
    Experience is everything. Go get 'em!
[19:56] ---
    Takeoff!
[19:58] ---
    You fiend! You devil!
[20:00] ---
    Call me whatever you will,
    this is for your homework.
[20:03] ---
    Tomo, hang in there!
[20:05] ---
    I give him two weeks until full recovery.
[20:08] ---
    My calculations are still coming up short.
[20:11] ---
    Um...
[20:12] ---
    May I ask you a question?
[20:14] ---
    What is it?
[20:16] ---
    Master's master, do you
    have fun being with Master?
[20:23] ---
    I still do not entirely understand
    the meaning of the word "fun."
[20:29] ---
    I just...
[20:30] ---
    Just what?
[20:31] ---
    When I am with Master...
[20:36] ---
    How can I put it?
    My heart just seems to feel lighter.
[20:42] ---
    Hmm, I see.
[20:47] ---
    Let's make this your homework.
[20:49] ---
    Turn in a report to me sometime.
[20:52] ---
    Yes.
[20:55] ---
    We're home!
[20:58] ---
    I'm exhausted.
[21:00] ---
    Tomo, it's lucky for you
    that you weren't seriously hurt.
[21:07] ---
    You brought the watermelon home with you?
[21:10] ---
    Yes.
[21:10] ---
    Well then, let's eat it right away.
    Yes.
[21:15] ---
    You've really taken a liking to it, huh?
[21:22] ---
    At any rate, our homework is done.
[21:24] ---
    And say what you will,
    that was fun, like we went camping, huh?
[21:31] ---
    Yeah, you're right.
    Looking back at it now, that was funny.
[21:35] ---
    Master, is it fun to be with me?
[21:39] ---
    Yeah, it's fun. All sorts of things
    happen, and it never gets dull.
[21:46] ---
    This item is now up for sale!
[21:52] ---
    What are you doing, Ikaros?
[21:54] ---
    This is my homework.
[21:58] ---
    Ikaros + Master = fun
[22:13] ---
    What are you gazing at right now,
[22:20] ---
    your eyes moist with youthful woe?
[22:26] ---
    Is it a fleeing white dove, or is it love?
[22:39] ---
    As of today, you are one of us
[22:46] ---
    Let's fly away under blue skies
[23:00] ---
    Youth is a season given by the sun
[23:12] ---
    As of today, you are one of us
[23:19] ---
    Let's set these
    once-in-a-lifetime days ablaze
[23:25] ---
    Let's set these
    once-in-a-lifetime days ablaze
[23:46] ---
    Has this thing come loose?
[23:56] ---
    Don't use that to play with!
[24:00] ---
    Next time,
    "Love and Triangles, Revisited"