20 - Reach a Decision! The Up and Down of Heaven and Hell

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[00:29] ---
    What's all the fuss?
[00:30] ---
    Hey, it's happening over there.
[00:43] ---
    Astraea?
[00:45] ---
    You're my first and last interest,
[00:48] ---
    my first and last love
[00:51] ---
    I was oblivious to fate
    when I chose this future
[01:05] ---
    "Heaven's Lost Property" "Forte"
[01:11] ---
    My thanks to you (my thanks to you)
[01:17] ---
    I never knew I had (I
    never knew I was born)
[01:23] ---
    these emotions (with these feelings)
[01:29] ---
    somewhere within me (somewhere unseen)
[01:35] ---
    Like magma beneath the ground,
[01:41] ---
    shaking the whole earth
[01:47] ---
    My heart awakens,
[01:50] ---
    setting my soul afire
[01:53] ---
    Wishes run up against
[01:56] ---
    my racing heartbeat
[01:59] ---
    You're my first and last interest,
[02:02] ---
    my first and last love
[02:05] ---
    I was oblivious to fate
    when I chose this future
[02:16] ---
    What are you doing, Delta?!
[02:18] ---
    I was hungry.
[02:20] ---
    Oh, it's all right.
    As long as you're here,
[02:23] ---
    how would you like to experience
    what it feels like to be a student?
[02:27] ---
    No way, no way! That's certain
    to just cause more trouble!
[02:31] ---
    Absolutely not!
[02:32] ---
    One day won't hurt, will it?
[02:34] ---
    She should go in
    the same class as Tomoki.
[02:36] ---
    You're right.
    That would be interesting.
[02:39] ---
    Astraea, you'll look good in a uniform.
[02:43] ---
    Astraea...
[02:45] ---
    There's not much time before class starts.
[02:48] ---
    Ikaros, show her where the locker room is.
[02:51] ---
    Yes, Master.
[02:58] ---
    What are you up to, Tomoki?
[03:01] ---
    Huh? Tomo?
[03:06] ---
    "Reach a Decision!
    The Up and Down of Heaven and Hell"
[03:10] ---
    It's been a long time since I showed up!
[03:13] ---
    It's Tomoko!
[03:15] ---
    And that's the quantum converter
    that Sohara broke earlier.
[03:19] ---
    Ikaros has repaired it for me,
    so I'm taking it on a test run.
[03:26] ---
    Well, shall we begin?
[03:28] ---
    Huh?
[03:29] ---
    It's the rule at this school.
    The first thing we make sure to do
[03:32] ---
    is to conduct a physical examination, okay?
[03:34] ---
    Oh, is that right?
[03:36] ---
    That's right.
[03:37] ---
    Okay then, let's start with
    your hips. Would you turn around?
[03:41] ---
    Okay.
[03:45] ---
    Oh, my hands slipped!
[03:49] ---
    I'm sorry. But since we're both girls,
    there's no shame, right?
[03:54] ---
    No, you're right.
[03:56] ---
    All right, we'll do your bust next.
[03:59] ---
    Forget about her waist!
    Boobies! Boobies!
[04:03] ---
    Oh, my hands slipped!
[04:06] ---
    Oh, these are at
    least as good as Sohara's!
[04:11] ---
    What are you doing?
[04:14] ---
    Tomo, you idiot!
[04:18] ---
    "Astraea"
[04:20] ---
    I am Astraea.
    My favorite food is rice balls.
[04:24] ---
    She has wings.
[04:26] ---
    How cute.
[04:27] ---
    And so, everyone be
    nice to the transfer student.
[04:33] ---
    All right, the answer to question two...
[04:36] ---
    Hey, Ikaros, she's not going
    to understand this class anyway.
[04:40] ---
    Teach her something else,
    so she doesn't slow everyone down.
[04:43] ---
    Yes, Master.
[04:45] ---
    You have three apples and four oranges.
[04:48] ---
    Altogether, how many...
[04:49] ---
    I eat them all!
[04:51] ---
    Next problem.
    You have some bananas...
[04:53] ---
    I eat them all!
[04:54] ---
    "Today's lesson:
    Cooking with summer vegetables"
[04:59] ---
    Using this poison, I'll get
    Sakurai Tomoki for sure this time!
[05:04] ---
    Astraea...
[05:06] ---
    Would you care to taste these?
    You're hungry, right?
[05:09] ---
    A good person!
    She's a good person!
[05:12] ---
    "Laxative"
[05:14] ---
    Don't mind if I do!
[05:21] ---
    Delicious!
[05:22] ---
    I'm so happy!
[05:31] ---
    Ah, class is over.
    Time to go home.
[05:34] ---
    Hold on there, Sakurai!
[05:36] ---
    You're staying after.
[05:38] ---
    You haven't forgotten the terrible score
[05:40] ---
    you got on your last test, have you?
[05:45] ---
    Oh, you guys, too?
[05:47] ---
    My English scores were awful.
[05:50] ---
    This seemed kind of interesting.
[05:52] ---
    But Chairman, you're not here
    for a remedial class, are you?
[05:56] ---
    That's exactly what I'm here for.
[05:57] ---
    Huh? In what subject?
[06:00] ---
    Ethics.
[06:02] ---
    Ah, that explains it.
[06:05] ---
    Still, I'd hate to be you, Sakurai.
[06:08] ---
    Huh? Why is that?
[06:09] ---
    Oh, you don't know? This.
[06:14] ---
    "Boys at Sorami High School that
    you'd like as your boyfriend survey."
[06:18] ---
    Sakurai, you appear to be
    at the very bottom of the list.
[06:25] ---
    Aw, not only is he unpopular,
    he's also stupid. Poor thing.
[06:30] ---
    W-What's with you guys?
[06:32] ---
    Tomo, you're always
    peeking into the locker rooms,
[06:34] ---
    so you've got no
    popularity with the girls.
[06:36] ---
    Sohara, not you, too!
[06:38] ---
    Why don't you start over
    from elementary school?
[06:41] ---
    D-Don't be ridiculous!
    Elementary school kids being what they are,
[06:45] ---
    I'd still be a sixth-grader!
[06:47] ---
    You guys would be fifth-graders, at best!
[06:49] ---
    Then that would make you a fourth-grader!
[06:51] ---
    Third-graders!
[06:52] ---
    Second-grader!
[06:53] ---
    Miss Ikaros...
[06:55] ---
    How do you read this character?
[06:58] ---
    Whoa, she'd still be in kindergarten!
[07:00] ---
    Astraea, you're here after school, too?
[07:02] ---
    Yes, in all subjects.
[07:05] ---
    Dummy! Dummy!
[07:06] ---
    You're the dummy, cockroach!
[07:08] ---
    You're a lowlife, as well as a pervert!
[07:09] ---
    What did you call me?!
[07:12] ---
    It looks like we need
    to set the record straight.
[07:15] ---
    If you'd like, I can set it up
    on the grounds outside, Sakurai.
[07:19] ---
    My pleasure.
[07:23] ---
    --I'll show you guys that I really am smart!
[07:24] ---
    --Pervert.
[07:25] ---
    --Cockroach.
[07:26] ---
    --Lowlife.
[07:32] ---
    It's time for the first ever
    Smart-Kid Championship Quiz Show.
[07:37] ---
    I'm your host,
    Sugata "New World or Bust" Eishiro.
[07:42] ---
    And I am his assistant, the one who
    made up the questions, Ikaros.
[07:46] ---
    Now then, to explain the rules of the game.
[07:49] ---
    The quiz questions will be
    answered by whoever buzzes in first.
[07:53] ---
    By answering a question correctly,
    your seat rises one level higher.
[07:56] ---
    A wrong answer will
    lower your seat one level.
[07:59] ---
    "Smart-Kid Championship"
[07:59] ---
    The first one who answers
    ten questions correctly,
[08:02] ---
    and climbs all the way
    to the top will be the winner.
[08:06] ---
    The winner will receive from
    our sponsor, the Satsukitane Group...
[08:09] ---
    these fabulous prizes.
[08:12] ---
    A one-month trip to this
    luxurious south-seas island,
[08:15] ---
    courtesy of Satsukitane Tours,
[08:17] ---
    in addition to a one-year
    passport to their leisure pool,
[08:21] ---
    and an autographed
    first-edition photo collection
[08:23] ---
    of Satsukitane Mikako, Wrestler.
[08:26] ---
    So then, who will be the winner?
[08:28] ---
    --The stands are packed
    with fans cheering on everyone...
[08:30] ---
    --Sakurai, you cockroach!
[08:31] ---
    Dummy! Dummy!
[08:33] ---
    Shut up!
[08:34] ---
    But Sakurai seems to
    have no home crowd support.
[08:38] ---
    Um, Chairman...
[08:40] ---
    What?
[08:41] ---
    What are those?
[08:43] ---
    Ah, those are...
[08:45] ---
    All right then, first question:
[08:46] ---
    Bum-bum...
    It's a question on ethics.
[08:49] ---
    There is someone by the side of the
    road tossing out empty soda cans.
[08:53] ---
    What do you do?
[08:56] ---
    Kill everyone.
[09:02] ---
    W-What's this?!
[09:03] ---
    Octopi! The seat dropped
    down into a pit of octopi!
[09:11] ---
    That's what those are.
[09:14] ---
    Next up is an English question.
[09:17] ---
    Aomori Prefecture
    is famous for its apples.
[09:20] ---
    What is the correct
    pronunciation of "apple"?
[09:25] ---
    "App-o-ho..."
[09:31] ---
    This time, it's a pigsty!
[09:34] ---
    Moving on to math.
[09:36] ---
    This will be a giveaway question.
    What is 1+1?
[09:40] ---
    50!
[09:43] ---
    What's this? An eel pit!
[09:48] ---
    You're all so stupid!
[09:50] ---
    All right, next question...
[09:51] ---
    There is a girls changing
    room right before your eyes;
[09:54] ---
    what do you do?
[09:55] ---
    I peek!
[10:00] ---
    Oh, my! It's a cesspit!
[10:02] ---
    Sakurai has fallen into a cesspit!
[10:05] ---
    Idiot!
[10:06] ---
    Lowlife!
[10:07] ---
    Dummy! Dummy!
[10:09] ---
    The already unpopular Sakurai
[10:12] ---
    is now having things thrown
    at him by the girls.
[10:14] ---
    Incidentally,
    the correct answer is "do not peek."
[10:18] ---
    Let's keep going. Next question...
[10:21] ---
    The quiz moved
    forward in this fashion,
[10:25] ---
    with disastrous results for everyone.
[10:28] ---
    "App-o pie"
[10:32] ---
    A big plate of rice balls!
[10:36] ---
    Work them over.
[10:39] ---
    "Barnyard Sonata."
[10:41] ---
    All the while, Nymph was the
    only one to give correct answers.
[10:47] ---
    Nymph has now answered
    nine questions correctly!
[10:50] ---
    One more question,
    and she is the winner!
[10:53] ---
    By comparison, Sakurai is doing poorly.
[10:56] ---
    He has yet to answer
    a single question correctly.
[10:59] ---
    He has fallen in so often, he is buried.
[11:01] ---
    At this point,
    Nymph's victory is all but assured.
[11:05] ---
    Our next question is on
    health and physical education.
[11:09] ---
    What is this?
[11:11] ---
    Oh, nothing. Now, on to
    the next question...
[11:14] ---
    Mitsuki Sohara,
    of 2nd Year, Class C...
[11:17] ---
    has what measurements?
[11:20] ---
    Ikaros, what kind of
    question is that to ask?!
[11:23] ---
    Um, does anyone have the answer?
[11:26] ---
    Of course not!
[11:28] ---
    Good grief, I can't answer that question.
[11:33] ---
    Bust, 92; waist, 59; hips, 84.
[11:38] ---
    Also, her waist measured
    58 up until two days ago,
[11:41] ---
    but when I checked this
    morning, it had risen to 59.
[11:44] ---
    I believe the reason for this
[11:46] ---
    is the two pieces of shortcake
    that she had yesterday.
[11:51] ---
    Sakurai answers correctly!
    Absolutely right!
[11:55] ---
    Next question... What time did
    Asaka Maiko, of 2nd Year, Class A,
[11:58] ---
    take her bath yesterday?
[12:02] ---
    From 21:57 until 22:34,
    for a total of 37 minutes,
[12:06] ---
    or to be more precise,
[12:07] ---
    37 minutes, 21.08 seconds.
[12:10] ---
    Incidentally, her favorite bath
    powder is pub marron strawberry.
[12:16] ---
    Next question...
    What color are the panties
[12:19] ---
    of the three pretty girls in
    the front row of the audience?
[12:24] ---
    From right-to-left, white,
    pink, and polka-dotted.
[12:26] ---
    Yesterday, it was polka-dotted,
    striped, and flower-petal.
[12:29] ---
    Before that, it was
    pink, white, and white.
[12:33] ---
    Sakurai's correct answers keep coming!
[12:36] ---
    You pervert!
[12:37] ---
    --His seat continues to rise,
    along with the outrage from the girls!
[12:38] ---
    --Sakurai, you cockroach!
[12:41] ---
    Oh, and now...
[12:44] ---
    they're lined up!
[12:45] ---
    Sakurai has reached the
    same level as the first-place Nymph!
[12:50] ---
    And so, whoever answers
    the next question correctly will win.
[12:54] ---
    And what's this?
    The next question is a giveaway question!
[12:58] ---
    One of the previously-asked
    questions will be asked again.
[13:03] ---
    The question...
[13:04] ---
    There is a girls changing room
    right before your eyes;
[13:06] ---
    what do you do?
[13:09] ---
    I-It's over.
[13:11] ---
    That Sakurai cockroach is going to win.
[13:13] ---
    This is so frustrating!
[13:16] ---
    All right, girls, you've gone
    and made all kinds of fun of me
[13:19] ---
    for being unpopular and dumb.
[13:22] ---
    But in the end, I am the one who won!
[13:26] ---
    Starting tomorrow, I'm gonna rip into you!
[13:28] ---
    Dummies! Dummies! You dummies!
[13:31] ---
    All right, Sakurai,
    your answer, please.
[13:35] ---
    My answer is...
[13:38] ---
    I don't...
[13:44] ---
    "Male"
[13:47] ---
    What's wrong?
[13:48] ---
    Answer, Sakurai!
[14:00] ---
    There is a girls changing room...
[14:03] ---
    right before your eyes...
[14:09] ---
    What do you do?
[14:11] ---
    What do you do?
[14:17] ---
    D-Don't tell me he's fighting
    against his inner male!
[14:23] ---
    Don't do anything foolish, Sakurai!
[14:26] ---
    It's just a quiz! Lie if you have to!
    Just give the correct answer!
[14:30] ---
    Say it, Sakurai!
[14:43] ---
    I peek!
[15:03] ---
    I don't peek.
[15:07] ---
    Nymph is the winner!
[15:10] ---
    Everyone, a warm round of applause, please!
[15:16] ---
    Here.
[15:23] ---
    "Heaven's Lost Property" "Forte"
[15:25] ---
    "Heaven's Lost Property" "Forte"
[15:31] ---
    "Sakurai"
[15:32] ---
    Several days had gone by.
[15:35] ---
    It seemed as though the
    fact that I had come in dead last
[15:38] ---
    at the Smart-Kid Championship
    had quickly gotten around Sorami.
[15:41] ---
    Look, that's that boy.
[15:42] ---
    The one we heard about, right?
[15:44] ---
    --The view of the townspeople
    seemed to be that I was a dummy.
[15:44] ---
    --Poor thing.
[15:49] ---
    Sakurai Tomoki!
    Today's the day that I defeat you!
[15:54] ---
    Was I being overly self-conscious?
[16:00] ---
    I'm so hungry...
[16:02] ---
    What are you doing, Astraea?
[16:06] ---
    Dummy!
[16:10] ---
    --I told you, you're the last one
    who should be calling me that!
[16:13] ---
    --Dummy! Dummy! Dummy!
[16:15] ---
    Damn it, if that's how
    you want it, rematch!
[16:18] ---
    "Smart-Kid Championship
    Dumb-Dumb Round"
[16:22] ---
    What is this?
[16:23] ---
    This is a game
    where the truth is literally
[16:26] ---
    set out in black and white.
[16:30] ---
    As a mythical creature, this must
    be your first time with this game.
[16:33] ---
    I doubt you can beat me
    your first time playing.
[16:36] ---
    You'll be the biggest idiot
    in Sorami! You dummy!
[16:40] ---
    Say...
[16:41] ---
    How do you play this?
[16:43] ---
    Well, you see...
[16:46] ---
    you put this here,
    sandwiching my white piece in between,
[16:48] ---
    turning it black.
[16:52] ---
    What next?
[16:53] ---
    Next? Hmm,
    let's see... If I put this here...
[16:58] ---
    What next?
[17:00] ---
    Next, if you put that there,
[17:01] ---
    most of my white pieces
    will turn black, won't they?
[17:05] ---
    Right, right.
[17:07] ---
    What next?
[17:08] ---
    Let's see... if I put this piece here...
[17:17] ---
    Perfect!
[17:18] ---
    "Utter defeat"
[17:21] ---
    Dummy! Dummy! Dummy!
[17:23] ---
    Hu-uh?
[17:25] ---
    Damn! In that case...
[17:27] ---
    we'll play this, next!
[17:30] ---
    Ten seconds...
[17:32] ---
    Twenty seconds...
[17:33] ---
    I-I can't read the kanji!
[17:36] ---
    Perfect!
[17:37] ---
    "Hemmed in"
[17:41] ---
    Dummy! Dummy!
[17:43] ---
    How frustrating!
[17:44] ---
    In that case, I'll take you on at this!
[17:47] ---
    Yeah, bring it on!
[17:52] ---
    Take this! Killer pass!
[17:53] ---
    Driving shot!
[17:54] ---
    Here comes a long pass!
[17:55] ---
    Intercept!
    Here comes a long pass!
[17:57] ---
    Say, this has nothing to do
    with how smart you are, does it?
[18:07] ---
    Dummy! Dummy!
[18:08] ---
    Dummy! Dummy!
[18:09] ---
    That's right. So I was wondering
    what you guys thought, Sugata.
[18:13] ---
    Dummy! Dummy!
[18:15] ---
    Dummy!
[18:19] ---
    Tomo!
[18:21] ---
    Geez, how many times
    are you going to do this?!
[18:24] ---
    You're going to pay for the window!
[18:37] ---
    Wait! That's against the rules!
[18:43] ---
    "Tomoki" "Astraea"
    "25 wins" "26 wins"
[18:45] ---
    Dummy! Dummy! Dummy! Dummy!
[18:48] ---
    I lost...
[18:49] ---
    Well, what do we
    play next? Old Maid?
[18:52] ---
    No.
[18:54] ---
    I'm okay with being the loser today.
[18:59] ---
    That's right. I'm the loser.
    Want to eat supper before you go?
[19:06] ---
    You must be hungry, right?
[19:11] ---
    That's it, Nymph.
    That's how you arrange the food.
[19:14] ---
    Hey!
[19:15] ---
    Ah, they're finally here.
[19:17] ---
    You're both late, Tomoki and Delta.
[19:19] ---
    Sorry, sorry. We were
    having a really good contest.
[19:24] ---
    Everything is ready, Master.
[19:27] ---
    And so, here's to Sakurai being
    the biggest dummy in all of Sorami!
[19:33] ---
    Chairman, keep your voice down!
[19:36] ---
    Let's eat!
[19:38] ---
    Let's eat.
[19:42] ---
    I think I will have some, too.
[19:44] ---
    Yeah.
[19:49] ---
    This meat is so good!
[19:51] ---
    Astraea...
[19:52] ---
    hand me that plate, will you?
[19:55] ---
    Here.
[19:56] ---
    Thank you.
    Here.
[19:59] ---
    Say, Sugata, aren't you having any?
[20:01] ---
    I'll eat later.
[20:06] ---
    That quiz the other day sure was fun, huh?
[20:09] ---
    Sakurai, want to get revenge?
[20:11] ---
    Give me a break!
[20:14] ---
    Miss Ikaros...
[20:21] ---
    Listen, Astraea, if you ever
    faint from hunger again,
[20:25] ---
    you can come by and eat here anytime.
[20:34] ---
    What's the matter?
[20:36] ---
    D-Dummy...!
[20:45] ---
    Hey!
[20:47] ---
    W-What are you doing, you dummy?!
[20:50] ---
    Hey!
[20:52] ---
    Dummy! Dummy!
[20:54] ---
    Dummy! Dummy!
[20:56] ---
    Hey, what are you doing?!
[20:59] ---
    Now, now, don't fight.
[21:00] ---
    Dummy! Dummy!
[21:02] ---
    Nice and peaceful today, huh?
[21:04] ---
    Yeah.
[21:05] ---
    "Easy Quizmaking"
[21:12] ---
    "What is the capital of France?"
    "Paris" "London" "New York" "Tokyo"
[21:17] ---
    Soldier in the space
[21:22] ---
    Good-bye, never, never forget my love
[21:28] ---
    Soldier in the space
[21:33] ---
    Good-bye, never, never forget my love
[21:42] ---
    Set out to sea aboard a ship,
    the sea of the Milky Way
[21:48] ---
    Now is the time to depart, once in my life
[21:53] ---
    Don't be bested by the
    difficulty of the trip
[21:59] ---
    Now is the time to burn, just now
[22:07] ---
    (X Bomber!)
[22:08] ---
    Soldier in the space
[22:13] ---
    Good-bye, never, never forget my love
[22:19] ---
    Soldier in the space
[22:25] ---
    Good-bye, never, never forget my love
[22:31] ---
    Never forget my love
[22:36] ---
    --Dummy! Dummy!
[22:38] ---
    --Good, she seems to be enjoying herself.
[22:40] ---
    --It's disturbing that unlike Beta,
[22:41] ---
    --She still doesn't appear to have
    broken her imprinting.
[22:47] ---
    --My daughters...
[22:53] ---
    What is it?
[22:57] ---
    I've been looking for you, Daedalus.
[23:01] ---
    As I was investigating
    another intrusion into Synapse
[23:03] ---
    by a Downer the other day,
    I found handiwork of your access
[23:07] ---
    in Sakurai Tomoki's dreams.
[23:11] ---
    You were also the one who broke the seal
[23:14] ---
    on the Uranus Queen,
    and ejected her to Earth, weren't you?
[23:20] ---
    So what if I did?
    I'm telling you right now,
[23:23] ---
    the Harpies' Prometheus cannons
    won't put a dent in this barrier.
[23:28] ---
    I know. I came here today
    to give you a message.
[23:35] ---
    The second-generation
    Angeloids have been perfected.
[23:40] ---
    What?!
[23:41] ---
    A second generation,
[23:43] ---
    far more advanced than
    the first generation that you built.
[23:45] ---
    Their destructive power
    alone is unfathomable.
[23:51] ---
    What are you planning to do?
[23:53] ---
    What? Isn't that obvious?
[23:56] ---
    I'm going to destroy the Alpha and Beta.
[24:00] ---
    "Eating Watermelon Tomoki"
[24:01] ---
    Next time, "Eating Watermelon Tomoki"