# 20 - Reach a Decision! The Up and Down of Heaven and Hell
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR79V3VN6/heavens-lost-property)
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**[00:29] ---**
What's all the fuss?
**[00:30] ---**
Hey, it's happening over there.
**[00:43] ---**
Astraea?
**[00:45] ---**
*You're my first and last interest,*
**[00:48] ---**
*my first and last love*
**[00:51] ---**
*I was oblivious to fate
when I chose this future*
**[01:05] ---**
"Heaven's Lost Property" "Forte"
**[01:11] ---**
*My thanks to you (my thanks to you)*
**[01:17] ---**
*I never knew I had (I
never knew I was born)*
**[01:23] ---**
*these emotions (with these feelings)*
**[01:29] ---**
*somewhere within me (somewhere unseen)*
**[01:35] ---**
*Like magma beneath the ground,*
**[01:41] ---**
*shaking the whole earth*
**[01:47] ---**
*My heart awakens,*
**[01:50] ---**
*setting my soul afire*
**[01:53] ---**
*Wishes run up against*
**[01:56] ---**
*my racing heartbeat*
**[01:59] ---**
*You're my first and last interest,*
**[02:02] ---**
*my first and last love*
**[02:05] ---**
*I was oblivious to fate
when I chose this future*
**[02:16] ---**
What are you doing, Delta?!
**[02:18] ---**
I was hungry.
**[02:20] ---**
Oh, it's all right.
As long as you're here,
**[02:23] ---**
how would you like to experience
what it feels like to be a student?
**[02:27] ---**
No way, no way! That's certain
to just cause more trouble!
**[02:31] ---**
Absolutely not!
**[02:32] ---**
One day won't hurt, will it?
**[02:34] ---**
She should go in
the same class as Tomoki.
**[02:36] ---**
You're right.
That would be interesting.
**[02:39] ---**
Astraea, you'll look good in a uniform.
**[02:43] ---**
Astraea...
**[02:45] ---**
There's not much time before class starts.
**[02:48] ---**
Ikaros, show her where the locker room is.
**[02:51] ---**
Yes, Master.
**[02:58] ---**
What are you up to, Tomoki?
**[03:01] ---**
Huh? Tomo?
**[03:06] ---**
"Reach a Decision!
The Up and Down of Heaven and Hell"
**[03:10] ---**
It's been a long time since I showed up!
**[03:13] ---**
It's Tomoko!
**[03:15] ---**
And that's the quantum converter
that Sohara broke earlier.
**[03:19] ---**
Ikaros has repaired it for me,
so I'm taking it on a test run.
**[03:26] ---**
Well, shall we begin?
**[03:28] ---**
Huh?
**[03:29] ---**
It's the rule at this school.
The first thing we make sure to do
**[03:32] ---**
is to conduct a physical examination, okay?
**[03:34] ---**
Oh, is that right?
**[03:36] ---**
That's right.
**[03:37] ---**
Okay then, let's start with
your hips. Would you turn around?
**[03:41] ---**
Okay.
**[03:45] ---**
Oh, my hands slipped!
**[03:49] ---**
I'm sorry. But since we're both girls,
there's no shame, right?
**[03:54] ---**
No, you're right.
**[03:56] ---**
All right, we'll do your bust next.
**[03:59] ---**
*Forget about her waist!
Boobies! Boobies!*
**[04:03] ---**
Oh, my hands slipped!
**[04:06] ---**
*Oh, these are at
least as good as Sohara's!*
**[04:11] ---**
What are you doing?
**[04:14] ---**
Tomo, you idiot!
**[04:18] ---**
"Astraea"
**[04:20] ---**
I am Astraea.
My favorite food is rice balls.
**[04:24] ---**
She has wings.
**[04:26] ---**
How cute.
**[04:27] ---**
And so, everyone be
nice to the transfer student.
**[04:33] ---**
All right, the answer to question two...
**[04:36] ---**
Hey, Ikaros, she's not going
to understand this class anyway.
**[04:40] ---**
Teach her something else,
so she doesn't slow everyone down.
**[04:43] ---**
Yes, Master.
**[04:45] ---**
You have three apples and four oranges.
**[04:48] ---**
Altogether, how many...
**[04:49] ---**
I eat them all!
**[04:51] ---**
Next problem.
You have some bananas...
**[04:53] ---**
I eat them all!
**[04:54] ---**
"Today's lesson:
Cooking with summer vegetables"
**[04:59] ---**
*Using this poison, I'll get
Sakurai Tomoki for sure this time!*
**[05:04] ---**
Astraea...
**[05:06] ---**
Would you care to taste these?
You're hungry, right?
**[05:09] ---**
*A good person!
She's a good person!*
**[05:12] ---**
"Laxative"
**[05:14] ---**
Don't mind if I do!
**[05:21] ---**
Delicious!
**[05:22] ---**
I'm so happy!
**[05:31] ---**
Ah, class is over.
Time to go home.
**[05:34] ---**
Hold on there, Sakurai!
**[05:36] ---**
You're staying after.
**[05:38] ---**
You haven't forgotten the terrible score
**[05:40] ---**
you got on your last test, have you?
**[05:45] ---**
Oh, you guys, too?
**[05:47] ---**
My English scores were awful.
**[05:50] ---**
This seemed kind of interesting.
**[05:52] ---**
But Chairman, you're not here
for a remedial class, are you?
**[05:56] ---**
That's exactly what I'm here for.
**[05:57] ---**
Huh? In what subject?
**[06:00] ---**
Ethics.
**[06:02] ---**
*Ah, that explains it.*
**[06:05] ---**
Still, I'd hate to be you, Sakurai.
**[06:08] ---**
Huh? Why is that?
**[06:09] ---**
Oh, you don't know? This.
**[06:14] ---**
"Boys at Sorami High School that
you'd like as your boyfriend survey."
**[06:18] ---**
Sakurai, you appear to be
at the very bottom of the list.
**[06:25] ---**
Aw, not only is he unpopular,
he's also stupid. Poor thing.
**[06:30] ---**
W-What's with you guys?
**[06:32] ---**
Tomo, you're always
peeking into the locker rooms,
**[06:34] ---**
so you've got no
popularity with the girls.
**[06:36] ---**
Sohara, not you, too!
**[06:38] ---**
Why don't you start over
from elementary school?
**[06:41] ---**
D-Don't be ridiculous!
Elementary school kids being what they are,
**[06:45] ---**
I'd still be a sixth-grader!
**[06:47] ---**
You guys would be fifth-graders, at best!
**[06:49] ---**
Then that would make you a fourth-grader!
**[06:51] ---**
Third-graders!
**[06:52] ---**
Second-grader!
**[06:53] ---**
Miss Ikaros...
**[06:55] ---**
How do you read this character?
**[06:58] ---**
*Whoa, she'd still be in kindergarten!*
**[07:00] ---**
Astraea, you're here after school, too?
**[07:02] ---**
Yes, in all subjects.
**[07:05] ---**
Dummy! Dummy!
**[07:06] ---**
You're the dummy, cockroach!
**[07:08] ---**
You're a lowlife, as well as a pervert!
**[07:09] ---**
What did you call me?!
**[07:12] ---**
It looks like we need
to set the record straight.
**[07:15] ---**
If you'd like, I can set it up
on the grounds outside, Sakurai.
**[07:19] ---**
My pleasure.
**[07:23] ---**
*--I'll show you guys that I really am smart!*
**[07:24] ---**
--Pervert.
**[07:25] ---**
--Cockroach.
**[07:26] ---**
--Lowlife.
**[07:32] ---**
It's time for the first ever
Smart-Kid Championship Quiz Show.
**[07:37] ---**
I'm your host,
Sugata "New World or Bust" Eishiro.
**[07:42] ---**
And I am his assistant, the one who
made up the questions, Ikaros.
**[07:46] ---**
Now then, to explain the rules of the game.
**[07:49] ---**
The quiz questions will be
answered by whoever buzzes in first.
**[07:53] ---**
By answering a question correctly,
your seat rises one level higher.
**[07:56] ---**
A wrong answer will
lower your seat one level.
**[07:59] ---**
"Smart-Kid Championship"
**[07:59] ---**
The first one who answers
ten questions correctly,
**[08:02] ---**
and climbs all the way
to the top will be the winner.
**[08:06] ---**
The winner will receive from
our sponsor, the Satsukitane Group...
**[08:09] ---**
these fabulous prizes.
**[08:12] ---**
A one-month trip to this
luxurious south-seas island,
**[08:15] ---**
courtesy of Satsukitane Tours,
**[08:17] ---**
in addition to a one-year
passport to their leisure pool,
**[08:21] ---**
and an autographed
first-edition photo collection
**[08:23] ---**
of Satsukitane Mikako, Wrestler.
**[08:26] ---**
So then, who will be the winner?
**[08:28] ---**
--The stands are packed
with fans cheering on everyone...
**[08:30] ---**
--Sakurai, you cockroach!
**[08:31] ---**
Dummy! Dummy!
**[08:33] ---**
Shut up!
**[08:34] ---**
But Sakurai seems to
have no home crowd support.
**[08:38] ---**
Um, Chairman...
**[08:40] ---**
What?
**[08:41] ---**
What are those?
**[08:43] ---**
Ah, those are...
**[08:45] ---**
All right then, first question:
**[08:46] ---**
Bum-bum...
It's a question on ethics.
**[08:49] ---**
There is someone by the side of the
road tossing out empty soda cans.
**[08:53] ---**
What do you do?
**[08:56] ---**
Kill everyone.
**[09:02] ---**
W-What's this?!
**[09:03] ---**
Octopi! The seat dropped
down into a pit of octopi!
**[09:11] ---**
That's what those are.
**[09:14] ---**
Next up is an English question.
**[09:17] ---**
Aomori Prefecture
is famous for its apples.
**[09:20] ---**
What is the correct
pronunciation of "apple"?
**[09:25] ---**
"App-o-ho..."
**[09:31] ---**
This time, it's a pigsty!
**[09:34] ---**
Moving on to math.
**[09:36] ---**
This will be a giveaway question.
What is 1+1?
**[09:40] ---**
50!
**[09:43] ---**
What's this? An eel pit!
**[09:48] ---**
You're all so stupid!
**[09:50] ---**
All right, next question...
**[09:51] ---**
There is a girls changing
room right before your eyes;
**[09:54] ---**
what do you do?
**[09:55] ---**
I peek!
**[10:00] ---**
Oh, my! It's a cesspit!
**[10:02] ---**
Sakurai has fallen into a cesspit!
**[10:05] ---**
Idiot!
**[10:06] ---**
Lowlife!
**[10:07] ---**
Dummy! Dummy!
**[10:09] ---**
The already unpopular Sakurai
**[10:12] ---**
is now having things thrown
at him by the girls.
**[10:14] ---**
Incidentally,
the correct answer is "do not peek."
**[10:18] ---**
Let's keep going. Next question...
**[10:21] ---**
*The quiz moved
forward in this fashion,*
**[10:25] ---**
*with disastrous results for everyone.*
**[10:28] ---**
"App-o pie"
**[10:32] ---**
A big plate of rice balls!
**[10:36] ---**
Work them over.
**[10:39] ---**
"Barnyard Sonata."
**[10:41] ---**
*All the while, Nymph was the
only one to give correct answers.*
**[10:47] ---**
Nymph has now answered
nine questions correctly!
**[10:50] ---**
One more question,
and she is the winner!
**[10:53] ---**
By comparison, Sakurai is doing poorly.
**[10:56] ---**
He has yet to answer
a single question correctly.
**[10:59] ---**
He has fallen in so often, he is buried.
**[11:01] ---**
At this point,
Nymph's victory is all but assured.
**[11:05] ---**
Our next question is on
health and physical education.
**[11:09] ---**
What is this?
**[11:11] ---**
Oh, nothing. Now, on to
the next question...
**[11:14] ---**
Mitsuki Sohara,
of 2nd Year, Class C...
**[11:17] ---**
has what measurements?
**[11:20] ---**
Ikaros, what kind of
question is that to ask?!
**[11:23] ---**
Um, does anyone have the answer?
**[11:26] ---**
Of course not!
**[11:28] ---**
Good grief, I can't answer that question.
**[11:33] ---**
Bust, 92; waist, 59; hips, 84.
**[11:38] ---**
Also, her waist measured
58 up until two days ago,
**[11:41] ---**
but when I checked this
morning, it had risen to 59.
**[11:44] ---**
I believe the reason for this
**[11:46] ---**
is the two pieces of shortcake
that she had yesterday.
**[11:51] ---**
Sakurai answers correctly!
Absolutely right!
**[11:55] ---**
Next question... What time did
Asaka Maiko, of 2nd Year, Class A,
**[11:58] ---**
take her bath yesterday?
**[12:02] ---**
From 21:57 until 22:34,
for a total of 37 minutes,
**[12:06] ---**
or to be more precise,
**[12:07] ---**
37 minutes, 21.08 seconds.
**[12:10] ---**
Incidentally, her favorite bath
powder is pub marron strawberry.
**[12:16] ---**
Next question...
What color are the panties
**[12:19] ---**
of the three pretty girls in
the front row of the audience?
**[12:24] ---**
From right-to-left, white,
pink, and polka-dotted.
**[12:26] ---**
Yesterday, it was polka-dotted,
striped, and flower-petal.
**[12:29] ---**
Before that, it was
pink, white, and white.
**[12:33] ---**
Sakurai's correct answers keep coming!
**[12:36] ---**
You pervert!
**[12:37] ---**
--His seat continues to rise,
along with the outrage from the girls!
**[12:38] ---**
--Sakurai, you cockroach!
**[12:41] ---**
Oh, and now...
**[12:44] ---**
they're lined up!
**[12:45] ---**
Sakurai has reached the
same level as the first-place Nymph!
**[12:50] ---**
And so, whoever answers
the next question correctly will win.
**[12:54] ---**
And what's this?
The next question is a giveaway question!
**[12:58] ---**
One of the previously-asked
questions will be asked again.
**[13:03] ---**
The question...
**[13:04] ---**
There is a girls changing room
right before your eyes;
**[13:06] ---**
what do you do?
**[13:09] ---**
I-It's over.
**[13:11] ---**
That Sakurai cockroach is going to win.
**[13:13] ---**
This is so frustrating!
**[13:16] ---**
*All right, girls, you've gone
and made all kinds of fun of me*
**[13:19] ---**
*for being unpopular and dumb.*
**[13:22] ---**
*But in the end, I am the one who won!*
**[13:26] ---**
*Starting tomorrow, I'm gonna rip into you!*
**[13:28] ---**
*Dummies! Dummies! You dummies!*
**[13:31] ---**
All right, Sakurai,
your answer, please.
**[13:35] ---**
My answer is...
**[13:38] ---**
I don't...
**[13:44] ---**
"Male"
**[13:47] ---**
What's wrong?
**[13:48] ---**
Answer, Sakurai!
**[14:00] ---**
*There is a girls changing room...*
**[14:03] ---**
*right before your eyes...*
**[14:09] ---**
*What do you do?*
**[14:11] ---**
*What do you do?*
**[14:17] ---**
D-Don't tell me he's fighting
against his inner male!
**[14:23] ---**
Don't do anything foolish, Sakurai!
**[14:26] ---**
It's just a quiz! Lie if you have to!
Just give the correct answer!
**[14:30] ---**
Say it, Sakurai!
**[14:43] ---**
I peek!
**[15:03] ---**
I don't peek.
**[15:07] ---**
Nymph is the winner!
**[15:10] ---**
Everyone, a warm round of applause, please!
**[15:16] ---**
Here.
**[15:23] ---**
"Heaven's Lost Property" "Forte"
**[15:25] ---**
"Heaven's Lost Property" "Forte"
**[15:31] ---**
"Sakurai"
**[15:32] ---**
*Several days had gone by.*
**[15:35] ---**
*It seemed as though the
fact that I had come in dead last*
**[15:38] ---**
*at the Smart-Kid Championship
had quickly gotten around Sorami.*
**[15:41] ---**
Look, that's that boy.
**[15:42] ---**
The one we heard about, right?
**[15:44] ---**
*--The view of the townspeople
seemed to be that I was a dummy.*
**[15:44] ---**
--Poor thing.
**[15:49] ---**
*Sakurai Tomoki!
Today's the day that I defeat you!*
**[15:54] ---**
*Was I being overly self-conscious?*
**[16:00] ---**
I'm so hungry...
**[16:02] ---**
What are you doing, Astraea?
**[16:06] ---**
Dummy!
**[16:10] ---**
--I told you, you're the *last* one
who should be calling me that!
**[16:13] ---**
--Dummy! Dummy! Dummy!
**[16:15] ---**
Damn it, if that's how
you want it, rematch!
**[16:18] ---**
"Smart-Kid Championship
Dumb-Dumb Round"
**[16:22] ---**
What is this?
**[16:23] ---**
This is a game
where the truth is literally
**[16:26] ---**
set out in black and white.
**[16:30] ---**
*As a mythical creature, this must
be your first time with this game.*
**[16:33] ---**
*I doubt you can beat me
your first time playing.*
**[16:36] ---**
*You'll be the biggest idiot
in Sorami! You dummy!*
**[16:40] ---**
Say...
**[16:41] ---**
How do you play this?
**[16:43] ---**
Well, you see...
**[16:46] ---**
you put this here,
sandwiching my white piece in between,
**[16:48] ---**
turning it black.
**[16:52] ---**
What next?
**[16:53] ---**
Next? Hmm,
let's see... If I put this here...
**[16:58] ---**
What next?
**[17:00] ---**
Next, if you put that there,
**[17:01] ---**
most of my white pieces
will turn black, won't they?
**[17:05] ---**
Right, right.
**[17:07] ---**
What next?
**[17:08] ---**
Let's see... if I put this piece here...
**[17:17] ---**
Perfect!
**[17:18] ---**
"Utter defeat"
**[17:21] ---**
Dummy! Dummy! Dummy!
**[17:23] ---**
Hu-uh?
**[17:25] ---**
Damn! In that case...
**[17:27] ---**
we'll play this, next!
**[17:30] ---**
*Ten seconds...*
**[17:32] ---**
*Twenty seconds...*
**[17:33] ---**
*I-I can't read the kanji!*
**[17:36] ---**
Perfect!
**[17:37] ---**
"Hemmed in"
**[17:41] ---**
Dummy! Dummy!
**[17:43] ---**
How frustrating!
**[17:44] ---**
In that case, I'll take you on at this!
**[17:47] ---**
Yeah, bring it on!
**[17:52] ---**
Take this! Killer pass!
**[17:53] ---**
Driving shot!
**[17:54] ---**
Here comes a long pass!
**[17:55] ---**
Intercept!
Here comes a long pass!
**[17:57] ---**
Say, this has nothing to do
with how smart you are, does it?
**[18:07] ---**
Dummy! Dummy!
**[18:08] ---**
Dummy! Dummy!
**[18:09] ---**
That's right. So I was wondering
what you guys thought, Sugata.
**[18:13] ---**
Dummy! Dummy!
**[18:15] ---**
Dummy!
**[18:19] ---**
Tomo!
**[18:21] ---**
Geez, how many times
are you going to do this?!
**[18:24] ---**
You're going to pay for the window!
**[18:37] ---**
Wait! That's against the rules!
**[18:43] ---**
"Tomoki" "Astraea"
"25 wins" "26 wins"
**[18:45] ---**
Dummy! Dummy! Dummy! Dummy!
**[18:48] ---**
I lost...
**[18:49] ---**
Well, what do we
play next? Old Maid?
**[18:52] ---**
No.
**[18:54] ---**
I'm okay with being the loser today.
**[18:59] ---**
That's right. I'm the loser.
Want to eat supper before you go?
**[19:06] ---**
You must be hungry, right?
**[19:11] ---**
That's it, Nymph.
That's how you arrange the food.
**[19:14] ---**
Hey!
**[19:15] ---**
Ah, they're finally here.
**[19:17] ---**
You're both late, Tomoki and Delta.
**[19:19] ---**
Sorry, sorry. We were
having a really good contest.
**[19:24] ---**
Everything is ready, Master.
**[19:27] ---**
And so, here's to Sakurai being
the biggest dummy in all of Sorami!
**[19:33] ---**
Chairman, keep your voice down!
**[19:36] ---**
Let's eat!
**[19:38] ---**
Let's eat.
**[19:42] ---**
I think I will have some, too.
**[19:44] ---**
Yeah.
**[19:49] ---**
This meat is so good!
**[19:51] ---**
Astraea...
**[19:52] ---**
hand me that plate, will you?
**[19:55] ---**
Here.
**[19:56] ---**
Thank you.
Here.
**[19:59] ---**
Say, Sugata, aren't you having any?
**[20:01] ---**
I'll eat later.
**[20:06] ---**
That quiz the other day sure was fun, huh?
**[20:09] ---**
Sakurai, want to get revenge?
**[20:11] ---**
Give me a break!
**[20:14] ---**
Miss Ikaros...
**[20:21] ---**
Listen, Astraea, if you ever
faint from hunger again,
**[20:25] ---**
you can come by and eat here anytime.
**[20:34] ---**
What's the matter?
**[20:36] ---**
D-Dummy...!
**[20:45] ---**
Hey!
**[20:47] ---**
W-What are you doing, you dummy?!
**[20:50] ---**
Hey!
**[20:52] ---**
Dummy! Dummy!
**[20:54] ---**
Dummy! Dummy!
**[20:56] ---**
Hey, what are you doing?!
**[20:59] ---**
Now, now, don't fight.
**[21:00] ---**
Dummy! Dummy!
**[21:02] ---**
Nice and peaceful today, huh?
**[21:04] ---**
Yeah.
**[21:05] ---**
"Easy Quizmaking"
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"What is the capital of France?"
"Paris" "London" "New York" "Tokyo"
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*Soldier in the space*
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*Good-bye, never, never forget my love*
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*Soldier in the space*
**[21:33] ---**
*Good-bye, never, never forget my love*
**[21:42] ---**
*Set out to sea aboard a ship,
the sea of the Milky Way*
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*Now is the time to depart, once in my life*
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*Don't be bested by the
difficulty of the trip*
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*Now is the time to burn, just now*
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*(X Bomber!)*
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*Soldier in the space*
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*Good-bye, never, never forget my love*
**[22:19] ---**
*Soldier in the space*
**[22:25] ---**
*Good-bye, never, never forget my love*
**[22:31] ---**
*Never forget my love*
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--Dummy! Dummy!
**[22:38] ---**
--Good, she seems to be enjoying herself.
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--It's disturbing that unlike Beta,
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--She still doesn't appear to have
broken her imprinting.
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--My daughters...
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What is it?
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I've been looking for you, Daedalus.
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As I was investigating
another intrusion into Synapse
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by a Downer the other day,
I found handiwork of your access
**[23:07] ---**
in Sakurai Tomoki's dreams.
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You were also the one who broke the seal
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on the Uranus Queen,
and ejected her to Earth, weren't you?
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So what if I did?
I'm telling you right now,
**[23:23] ---**
the Harpies' Prometheus cannons
won't put a dent in this barrier.
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I know. I came here today
to give you a message.
**[23:35] ---**
The second-generation
Angeloids have been perfected.
**[23:40] ---**
What?!
**[23:41] ---**
A second generation,
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far more advanced than
the first generation that you built.
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Their destructive power
alone is unfathomable.
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What are you planning to do?
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What? Isn't that obvious?
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I'm going to destroy the Alpha and Beta.
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"Eating Watermelon Tomoki"
**[24:01] ---**
Next time, "Eating Watermelon Tomoki"