11 - Off We Go to My Bathhouse Paradise
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[00:30] ---
Master, here you go.
[00:32] ---
Ah, thanks.
[00:41] ---
I am a weapon,
something Master despises.
[00:44] ---
I wonder if I should go
on hiding this from Master.
[00:58] ---
I wonder what Master is thinking.
[01:03] ---
Ah...
[01:05] ---
I wanna go inside the women's bath!
[01:09] ---
I can hear my heart bell
[01:12] ---
dou shita tte iu no
[01:15] ---
mune no beru ga naru
[01:20] ---
Heaven's Lost Property
[01:24] ---
hajimari wa ano toki
datta (ringin' ringin')
[01:30] ---
kimi ga me no mae ni
totsuzen (ringin' ringin')
[01:35] ---
arawareta no wa umareru mae kara
[01:41] ---
kimerarete'ta n da ne
[01:44] ---
kitto sou da yo
[01:47] ---
negai ya yabou ya kuusou ga
[01:52] ---
shiranai reberu e doa o tataite
[01:58] ---
habataku kagi to mirai o kureru
(with your wings)
[02:04] ---
I can hear my heart bell
[02:07] ---
tomerarenai yo
[02:10] ---
tenshi ga narashiteru
"daisuki" no aizu da yo ne
[02:16] ---
can you hear my heart bell?
[02:18] ---
Dou shita tte iu no
[02:21] ---
kiita koto ga nai mune no beru ga naru
[02:26] ---
sore de mo mada kimi
wa nani mo shiranai keredo
[02:40] ---
The time is the 15th century,
[02:41] ---
around the start of the Age of Exploration.
[02:44] ---
A young woman in Orleans followed
a voice she heard in her dreams,
[02:48] ---
dressed up as a man,
and stepped forward to save the state.
[02:53] ---
Now, centuries later, a young man
is following a voice heard in a dream,
[02:59] ---
dressing as a woman, and stepping
forward in search of the New World.
[03:03] ---
Ei, that looks good on you.
[03:06] ---
Cut it out, Mikako.
[03:10] ---
Off We Go To My Bathhouse Paradise
[03:13] ---
Hmm, the bathhouse?
[03:16] ---
Tomo is insisting that
we all go there together.
[03:20] ---
Well, I was thinking,
[03:22] ---
it would be nice to have a
wide-open bath once in a while.
[03:25] ---
Knowing you, Sakurai,
[03:26] ---
you've got something indecent
on your mind, don't you?
[03:29] ---
Oh, no. It's such a public
place, I couldn't possibly...
[03:33] ---
It's true, they would drag
you through the streets for that.
[03:36] ---
Not that I would dislike it, though.
[03:40] ---
As if! All I have to do
is use one of Ikaros' cards,
[03:44] ---
and it'll be mine for the taking!
[03:46] ---
Okay then, Ikaros,
turn over all the cards you've got.
[03:50] ---
Here.
[03:51] ---
Ah, too bad.
[03:53] ---
Tomo, I can tell everything
that goes through your mind.
[03:57] ---
All of us girls
[03:59] ---
will be going to the bathhouse
together some other time.
[04:02] ---
Bye, now!
[04:04] ---
I think Sakurai should
think a little bit harder.
[04:08] ---
You dummy.
Your ulterior motives are plain as day.
[04:12] ---
It's no use. If that's how they want it...
[04:15] ---
Not interested.
[04:16] ---
It's the women's bath!
The women's bath!
[04:18] ---
A heaping helping of women
without a stitch of clothing on!
[04:25] ---
Sugata, it's a New World.
[04:29] ---
What did you just say?
[04:32] ---
Please, just think about it.
[04:34] ---
Boys can go into the women's
bath until they're ten, at the oldest.
[04:37] ---
Beyond that age, the opportunity for a guy to
go into the women's bath never comes again!
[04:44] ---
There is no longer any way for us to know
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what kind of world the
women's baths really are.
[04:48] ---
It just might be that the New World
that we seek lies in there!
[04:58] ---
Sugata, what is that?
[05:00] ---
I have one card from
when I was talking to Ikaros,
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and asked if I could examine them.
[05:09] ---
A quantum converter.
Its function is not exactly stable,
[05:13] ---
but it is able to temporarily
transform a thing into something else.
[05:16] ---
Use this to become a girl!
[05:19] ---
But you cannot go straight
into the women's baths.
[05:22] ---
First, you must become
categorically female,
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so that Mikako and the
others don't suspect you,
[05:26] ---
before you finally set out
for the New World. Got that?
[05:29] ---
Understood!
[05:31] ---
This will be a difficult journey.
You may not make it back.
[05:35] ---
I am, of course, prepared for that.
[05:43] ---
I'm home!
[05:50] ---
I'm Tomoko!
[05:52] ---
So then, you used the
card to make yourself a girl?
[05:54] ---
Quantum conversion operating at 100%.
[05:56] ---
That's right. I'm going to live
as a girl for a little while.
[05:57] ---
Metamorphosis stability all green.
[06:00] ---
At present, the situation is favorable.
[06:05] ---
Now that I'm a girl, there are all
sorts of things that I want to try.
[06:12] ---
I'm pretty well used to looking at panties,
[06:14] ---
but when it comes to
putting them on myself,
[06:16] ---
that's a whole different kind of fun.
[06:20] ---
Huh, there are pads on
the insides of these bras.
[06:24] ---
I never knew.
[06:25] ---
I know! Nymph, why don't you
choose some cute bras and stuff, too?
[06:30] ---
Sohara said that she recommends this kind.
[06:34] ---
No way!
[06:35] ---
Why should I have to put on any
of this zero-functionality underwear?
[06:39] ---
It offers zero armor, and
its stealth factor is nil.
[06:42] ---
But it's cute, isn't it? See? See?
[06:45] ---
Cu-u-te!
[06:49] ---
What is "cute"?
[06:50] ---
Whoa! That is one tough question.
[06:56] ---
All right, I'll show you what "cute" is.
[07:06] ---
Look, look! Cute, right?
[07:11] ---
How about this frill? Well? Isn't it girly?
[07:16] ---
It is very cute, Master.
[07:19] ---
Say, Tomoki, are you
happy when something is "cute"?
[07:22] ---
Hmm... I'm not sure I'd call it happy,
[07:25] ---
it's more like a feast for the eyes.
[07:28] ---
I get it.
[07:37] ---
How's this, Tomoki? Is this cute?
[07:42] ---
Uh, mm-hmm.
[07:44] ---
Oh, good. Okay, I'll buy these.
[07:57] ---
Now that I've gone and become a girl,
[07:59] ---
I'll make myself really popular at school.
[08:11] ---
S-Sorry. Are you all right?
[08:17] ---
Oh, no! Naughty boy...
[08:22] ---
H-How cute!
[08:26] ---
What was that just now?
[08:28] ---
The transfer student payoff scene.
[08:29] ---
This is how the heroine
has to make her entrance.
[08:33] ---
I don't know what you mean.
[08:36] ---
Ah, good morning,
Ikaros and Nymph.
[08:39] ---
Huh? Where's Tomo?
[08:41] ---
He said he had a cold,
and was staying home.
[08:43] ---
You're kidding! Tomo?
He almost never gets sick.
[08:49] ---
That worries me. Maybe I'll
go check on him after school.
[08:53] ---
That's all right.
[08:54] ---
Tomoki said it's not a big deal,
and not to worry about it.
[08:58] ---
Right, Alpha?
[09:00] ---
Oh, okay. Huh?
[09:02] ---
Pleased to meet you. I'm the new
transfer student, Tomoko.
[09:06] ---
I hope you'll be nice to me.
[09:09] ---
Likewise! Nice to meet you.
[09:13] ---
All right! Sohara is still
in the dark. I'm on a roll!
[09:18] ---
Making sweets is sort of my hobby.
I baked some cookies. Try one!
[09:24] ---
I'll take one.
Don't mind if I do.
[09:27] ---
Bleh!
Yuck!
[09:29] ---
Oh, no, I must have
mistaken the salt for the sugar.
[09:34] ---
I'm such a dummy.
[09:36] ---
H-How cute!
[09:38] ---
Home Economics
[09:44] ---
I just barely transferred here,
so this is all I have.
[09:49] ---
Does it look good on me-ow?
[09:50] ---
H-How cute!
[09:52] ---
Say, is that what
Tomoki meant by "cute"?
[09:56] ---
Could this be Master's
image of the ideal woman?
[10:00] ---
Like this... meow?
[10:03] ---
Meow.
[10:04] ---
Barnyard Sonata
[10:05] ---
Miss Umako, are you awake?
[10:10] ---
Tomoko, I have a present.
[10:12] ---
Look over here!
[10:13] ---
Oh, dear, what am I to do?
[10:16] ---
Tomoko is really popular, huh?
[10:19] ---
She's like a two-dimensional
girl you'd find
[10:21] ---
in some misguided manual.
[10:23] ---
I'm sure that's the kind
of girl that boys idealize.
[10:27] ---
This is educational, in a sense.
[10:31] ---
Girls changing! No peeking!!
[10:33] ---
It's here at last! Gym class!
[10:37] ---
Remain calm, and charge on in!
[10:51] ---
It's good to be alive!
[10:54] ---
Ah, Tomoko, the locker
next to mine is available.
[10:57] ---
Over here!
[10:59] ---
Mm-hmm.
[11:04] ---
I'm so sorry! I'm such a klutz!
[11:08] ---
Tomoko, you really are cute.
[11:10] ---
Tomo will probably go
nuts when he meets you.
[11:13] ---
Huh?
[11:13] ---
Oh, Tomo is a boy in our class
that I've known since we were kids.
[11:19] ---
He isn't here today, though.
[11:20] ---
He's a sick, full-on perv,
[11:23] ---
who loves panties,
[11:25] ---
and though he may appear
to be a peace-loving, docile boy,
[11:27] ---
he has the heart of a wolf,
[11:29] ---
so you should be careful
around him, Tomoko.
[11:32] ---
She said all that?!
[11:34] ---
But to be fair,
[11:36] ---
if someone is in trouble,
he doesn't just stand around,
[11:38] ---
and he does have a
lot of warm, kind qualities, too.
[11:43] ---
Oh, nothing. Just thinking out loud.
[11:47] ---
You pass.
[11:48] ---
I have observed your
actions all day, Tomoki.
[11:52] ---
Your speech, your behavioral
patterns, your actions...
[11:55] ---
You've passed all baseline
criteria for being a normal girl.
[11:58] ---
You may have overdone
it a little on the clumsiness,
[12:00] ---
but for whatever reason,
you've won over some fans,
[12:02] ---
and went over favorably.
[12:03] ---
Thanx!
[12:04] ---
It was worth it for me,
too, as your coach.
[12:07] ---
Not even the keen-witted
Mikako is likely to catch on.
[12:10] ---
It's time for the main event, Tomoki.
[12:11] ---
Please, call me Tomoko, sweetie.
[12:16] ---
Huh? The bathhouse?
[12:18] ---
Ikaros says she desperately
wants to go with everyone.
[12:24] ---
And who are you?
[12:26] ---
I'm Tomoko.
[12:30] ---
Um, I just transferred here,
[12:33] ---
but even at my last school,
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I've really looked forward to
meeting you, Miss Chairman.
[12:38] ---
I've wanted to get to
know you for a long, long time.
[12:42] ---
So today, I would love to come
to the bathhouse together with you!
[12:47] ---
Oh, yeah? That's fine with me.
[12:50] ---
Yes!
[12:52] ---
Tomo is at home, so
for this rare opportunity,
[12:55] ---
we won't have to worry about
him peeking at us if we go now.
[12:58] ---
Yes. Well then, let's all go together.
[13:04] ---
Outstanding, Tomoki!
[13:11] ---
And now, to the New World!
[13:15] ---
Heaven's Lost Property
[13:27] ---
I haven't been to the
bathhouse in a long time.
[13:52] ---
Nice!
[13:53] ---
Any way you look at her,
Tomoko is every bit a girl.
[13:57] ---
That's right. You apparently
see it, too, Tomoki.
[14:01] ---
Your blending in at the baths
shows that you are a full-fledged girl!
[14:07] ---
This truly is a whole New World!
[14:15] ---
Master, your pulse is becoming
erratic. Be extra careful.
[14:19] ---
So this is where you are.
[14:21] ---
I must closely control
Master's metamorphosis.
[14:24] ---
This must be hard on you, Alpha.
[14:27] ---
Don't you find it silly to be doing this?
[14:29] ---
Master ordered me to.
[14:31] ---
Hmph, ordered you, huh?
[14:34] ---
I guess you'd follow such a happy-go-lucky
order without question, huh?
[14:42] ---
It must be nice being you.
You've got no worries, do you?
[14:46] ---
That's not true.
[14:49] ---
Remember, Nymph?
[14:51] ---
You once asked me how long
I could go on fooling Master.
[15:00] ---
If Master ever finds out the truth,
[15:02] ---
I am sure that he will start disliking me.
[15:07] ---
But I do not know if it is right
to go on hiding this from Master...
[15:11] ---
Or to go on lying to him.
[15:16] ---
You've got nothing to
worry about with Tomoki.
[15:19] ---
These Downers are all fools,
after all. I'm sure he'll never catch on.
[15:26] ---
Chairman...
[15:28] ---
Um, if it's all right,
can I wash your back?
[15:33] ---
Sure. I guess I can ask you to do that.
[15:36] ---
Ye-e-s!!
[15:41] ---
My hands have been waiting for this moment!
[15:44] ---
My desires have been
waiting for this moment!
[15:46] ---
Now is the time when I take
my first step into a new land!
[15:50] ---
Here goes!
[15:54] ---
Whoops! My hands slipped!
[15:57] ---
I'm so sorry, Chairman!
[16:00] ---
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
[16:04] ---
Is something the matter?
[16:06] ---
There is an abnormality in part of
the metamorphosis of Master's body.
[16:11] ---
Danger, Master. If this state
of excitement continues,
[16:15] ---
the possibility exists of deforming
into something unknown.
[16:19] ---
Um, Master...?
[16:21] ---
Sohara, I'll wash you, too.
[16:23] ---
I-I'm fine...
[16:25] ---
Don't be shy.
I-I'm fine...
[16:26] ---
Come on, we're all girls here, after all.
[16:34] ---
That tickles!
[16:36] ---
Yes! Ye-e-s!!
[16:39] ---
Yes!
[16:40] ---
Yes!
[16:43] ---
Yes!
[16:45] ---
Master, do you read me?
[16:47] ---
Um, Master?
[16:51] ---
We're all girls here!
[16:55] ---
Yes!!
[16:59] ---
Yes!!
[17:00] ---
Yes!!
[17:03] ---
We're all girls here!
[17:08] ---
He appears to have completely
lost control of himself.
[17:13] ---
What has come over Tomoko?
[17:15] ---
What carnage. Not that
I dislike it, though.
[17:21] ---
Ah, this has become a real mess.
[17:24] ---
Master, please calm down. If this keeps up,
[17:27] ---
the quantum converter might...
[17:29] ---
Yes! Yes! Yes!
[17:32] ---
Yes! Yes! Ye-e-s!!
[17:39] ---
Why...
[17:42] ---
have you got a faucet
coming out of here?
[17:48] ---
It can take no more.
[17:57] ---
Well, I'll just be going...
[18:04] ---
U-Um, Sohara, your towel has fallen off...
[18:09] ---
That's okay. Right now,
any embarrassment I have
[18:12] ---
at being seen naked doesn't matter.
[18:14] ---
Right now, all I want to
do is kill you, Tomo!
[18:25] ---
You have to know when to quit, Tomoki.
[18:31] ---
Come on, clean faster!
[18:33] ---
Yes, I'm sorry!
[18:36] ---
We can finally take our
time in the bath now.
[18:40] ---
It's all right. There's
no one else here now.
[18:49] ---
This feels good.
[18:50] ---
Yeah, this is great.
[18:52] ---
Ikaros, you've got your wings,
[18:54] ---
and Nymph, you seemed to be
concerned about your collar,
[18:58] ---
so it must have been hard
for you to come into the bath.
[19:00] ---
I'm sorry, I didn't even
realize that about you two.
[19:05] ---
I always think of you as being
regular girls, Ikaros and Nymph,
[19:10] ---
and I just forgot that you're Angeloids.
[19:14] ---
I am glad to hear that.
[19:17] ---
That you think of me
as a regular girl, Sohara.
[19:22] ---
I want to become even
more human, for Master's sake.
[19:29] ---
Ikaros, you're fine just the way you are.
[19:32] ---
You shouldn't want to
become more human so badly
[19:36] ---
that you would force yourself
to lie, like you did before.
[19:39] ---
Promise me?
[19:40] ---
Lying is bad?
[19:42] ---
Mm-hmm. You shouldn't tell lies.
[19:45] ---
♪ Pinky promise, hope to die,
stick a needle in my eye, okay? ♪
[20:02] ---
I have to tell Master the truth.
[20:06] ---
Oh, good for you. They let you have a bath.
[20:10] ---
The bathhouse's old
lady made me clean the baths
[20:13] ---
before she let me off the hook.
[20:14] ---
Master...
[20:16] ---
I need to tell you something important.
[20:18] ---
I have been keeping something
back from you, Master.
[20:22] ---
But once I tell you this,
[20:24] ---
I am sure...
[20:27] ---
you will hate me, Master...
[20:36] ---
Ikaros, nicely done.
[20:38] ---
You've gone and become a
little more human, haven't you?
[20:42] ---
Humans always keep
a thing or two to themselves.
[20:47] ---
Don't we?
[20:48] ---
Master...
[20:49] ---
It's all right.
[20:50] ---
I... I...
[20:53] ---
It's all right.
[20:57] ---
You can tell me when you're ready.
We're family, after all.
[21:01] ---
Yes...
[21:03] ---
There, you see? You've got
nothing to worry about with Tomoki.
[21:09] ---
How happy you must
be to have a nice master.
[21:14] ---
Sugata, what are Angeloids, anyhow?
[21:19] ---
I've thought to myself,
I sure would like having a maid robot,
[21:23] ---
who would do whatever
I ordered her to do. Still,
[21:27] ---
I don't like to see Ikaros
suffering the way she does over me.
[21:34] ---
The only thing I know
[21:36] ---
is that there is a New World,
far above our heads,
[21:39] ---
and that Ikaros and Nymph
are even now being held captive
[21:44] ---
by that world in the sky.
[21:48] ---
Who is it that created
the Angeloids, anyway?
[21:53] ---
I'd like to slug him one.
[22:05] ---
Shaking loose from the hold
[22:11] ---
of burning arms, you come away
[22:17] ---
Trembling slightly in your white robe,
[22:23] ---
I saw your aging grief
[22:30] ---
In the long hallway
heading to the ring,
[22:36] ---
for some reason, you suddenly stopped,
[22:43] ---
spun around, and showed me
[22:46] ---
your fists and a lonesome smile
[22:56] ---
Before long, the swirl
of applause and the ring
[23:02] ---
swallowed up a man
[23:07] ---
(You're the king of kings)
[23:09] ---
Stand up on your own two feet again
[23:16] ---
Stand up and let
the flame of your life burn
[23:29] ---
Sure enough, it looks like the
Beta is completely useless on her own.
[23:33] ---
She might run away if this keeps up.
Are you sure about this?
[23:37] ---
Not to worry. As long as
I hold this chain, she can't run away.
[23:41] ---
Besides, I've already decided to scrap her.
[23:45] ---
You're such an awful person.
[23:49] ---
Yeah, I can't wait.
[23:51] ---
It's been a while since I've looked
forward to something this much.
[24:00] ---
Next time, "Chains of No Escape"
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