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11 - Off We Go to My Bathhouse Paradise

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[00:30] ---
    Master, here you go.
[00:32] ---
    Ah, thanks.
[00:41] ---
    I am a weapon,
    something Master despises.

[00:44] ---
    I wonder if I should go
    on hiding this from Master.

[00:58] ---
    I wonder what Master is thinking.
[01:03] ---
    Ah...
[01:05] ---
    I wanna go inside the women's bath!
[01:09] ---
    I can hear my heart bell
[01:12] ---
    dou shita tte iu no
[01:15] ---
    mune no beru ga naru
[01:20] ---
    Heaven's Lost Property
[01:24] ---
    hajimari wa ano toki
    datta (ringin' ringin')

[01:30] ---
    kimi ga me no mae ni
    totsuzen (ringin' ringin')

[01:35] ---
    arawareta no wa umareru mae kara
[01:41] ---
    kimerarete'ta n da ne
[01:44] ---
    kitto sou da yo
[01:47] ---
    negai ya yabou ya kuusou ga
[01:52] ---
    shiranai reberu e doa o tataite
[01:58] ---
    habataku kagi to mirai o kureru
    (with your wings)

[02:04] ---
    I can hear my heart bell
[02:07] ---
    tomerarenai yo
[02:10] ---
    tenshi ga narashiteru
    "daisuki" no aizu da yo ne

[02:16] ---
    can you hear my heart bell?
[02:18] ---
    Dou shita tte iu no
[02:21] ---
    kiita koto ga nai mune no beru ga naru
[02:26] ---
    sore de mo mada kimi
    wa nani mo shiranai keredo

[02:40] ---
    The time is the 15th century,
[02:41] ---
    around the start of the Age of Exploration.
[02:44] ---
    A young woman in Orleans followed
    a voice she heard in her dreams,
[02:48] ---
    dressed up as a man,
    and stepped forward to save the state.
[02:53] ---
    Now, centuries later, a young man
    is following a voice heard in a dream,
[02:59] ---
    dressing as a woman, and stepping
    forward in search of the New World.
[03:03] ---
    Ei, that looks good on you.
[03:06] ---
    Cut it out, Mikako.
[03:10] ---
    Off We Go To My Bathhouse Paradise
[03:13] ---
    Hmm, the bathhouse?
[03:16] ---
    Tomo is insisting that
    we all go there together.
[03:20] ---
    Well, I was thinking,
[03:22] ---
    it would be nice to have a
    wide-open bath once in a while.
[03:25] ---
    Knowing you, Sakurai,
[03:26] ---
    you've got something indecent
    on your mind, don't you?
[03:29] ---
    Oh, no. It's such a public
    place, I couldn't possibly...
[03:33] ---
    It's true, they would drag
    you through the streets for that.
[03:36] ---
    Not that I would dislike it, though.
[03:40] ---
    As if! All I have to do
    is use one of Ikaros' cards,

[03:44] ---
    and it'll be mine for the taking!
[03:46] ---
    Okay then, Ikaros,
    turn over all the cards you've got.
[03:50] ---
    Here.
[03:51] ---
    Ah, too bad.
[03:53] ---
    Tomo, I can tell everything
    that goes through your mind.
[03:57] ---
    All of us girls
[03:59] ---
    will be going to the bathhouse
    together some other time.
[04:02] ---
    Bye, now!
[04:04] ---
    I think Sakurai should
    think a little bit harder.
[04:08] ---
    You dummy.
    Your ulterior motives are plain as day.
[04:12] ---
    It's no use. If that's how they want it...
[04:15] ---
    Not interested.
[04:16] ---
    It's the women's bath!
    The women's bath!
[04:18] ---
    A heaping helping of women
    without a stitch of clothing on!
[04:25] ---
    Sugata, it's a New World.
[04:29] ---
    What did you just say?
[04:32] ---
    Please, just think about it.
[04:34] ---
    Boys can go into the women's
    bath until they're ten, at the oldest.
[04:37] ---
    Beyond that age, the opportunity for a guy to
    go into the women's bath never comes again!
[04:44] ---
    There is no longer any way for us to know
[04:46] ---
    what kind of world the
    women's baths really are.
[04:48] ---
    It just might be that the New World
    that we seek lies in there!
[04:58] ---
    Sugata, what is that?
[05:00] ---
    I have one card from
    when I was talking to Ikaros,
[05:02] ---
    and asked if I could examine them.
[05:09] ---
    A quantum converter.
    Its function is not exactly stable,
[05:13] ---
    but it is able to temporarily
    transform a thing into something else.
[05:16] ---
    Use this to become a girl!
[05:19] ---
    But you cannot go straight
    into the women's baths.
[05:22] ---
    First, you must become
    categorically female,
[05:24] ---
    so that Mikako and the
    others don't suspect you,
[05:26] ---
    before you finally set out
    for the New World. Got that?
[05:29] ---
    Understood!
[05:31] ---
    This will be a difficult journey.
    You may not make it back.
[05:35] ---
    I am, of course, prepared for that.
[05:43] ---
    I'm home!
[05:50] ---
    I'm Tomoko!
[05:52] ---
    So then, you used the
    card to make yourself a girl?
[05:54] ---
    Quantum conversion operating at 100%.
[05:56] ---
    That's right. I'm going to live
    as a girl for a little while.
[05:57] ---
    Metamorphosis stability all green.
[06:00] ---
    At present, the situation is favorable.
[06:05] ---
    Now that I'm a girl, there are all
    sorts of things that I want to try.
[06:12] ---
    I'm pretty well used to looking at panties,
[06:14] ---
    but when it comes to
    putting them on myself,

[06:16] ---
    that's a whole different kind of fun.
[06:20] ---
    Huh, there are pads on
    the insides of these bras.
[06:24] ---
    I never knew.
[06:25] ---
    I know! Nymph, why don't you
    choose some cute bras and stuff, too?
[06:30] ---
    Sohara said that she recommends this kind.
[06:34] ---
    No way!
[06:35] ---
    Why should I have to put on any
    of this zero-functionality underwear?
[06:39] ---
    It offers zero armor, and
    its stealth factor is nil.
[06:42] ---
    But it's cute, isn't it? See? See?
[06:45] ---
    Cu-u-te!
[06:49] ---
    What is "cute"?
[06:50] ---
    Whoa! That is one tough question.
[06:56] ---
    All right, I'll show you what "cute" is.
[07:06] ---
    Look, look! Cute, right?
[07:11] ---
    How about this frill? Well? Isn't it girly?
[07:16] ---
    It is very cute, Master.
[07:19] ---
    Say, Tomoki, are you
    happy when something is "cute"?
[07:22] ---
    Hmm... I'm not sure I'd call it happy,
[07:25] ---
    it's more like a feast for the eyes.
[07:28] ---
    I get it.
[07:37] ---
    How's this, Tomoki? Is this cute?
[07:42] ---
    Uh, mm-hmm.
[07:44] ---
    Oh, good. Okay, I'll buy these.
[07:57] ---
    Now that I've gone and become a girl,
[07:59] ---
    I'll make myself really popular at school.
[08:11] ---
    S-Sorry. Are you all right?
[08:17] ---
    Oh, no! Naughty boy...
[08:22] ---
    H-How cute!
[08:26] ---
    What was that just now?
[08:28] ---
    The transfer student payoff scene.
[08:29] ---
    This is how the heroine
    has to make her entrance.
[08:33] ---
    I don't know what you mean.
[08:36] ---
    Ah, good morning,
    Ikaros and Nymph.
[08:39] ---
    Huh? Where's Tomo?
[08:41] ---
    He said he had a cold,
    and was staying home.
[08:43] ---
    You're kidding! Tomo?
    He almost never gets sick.
[08:49] ---
    That worries me. Maybe I'll
    go check on him after school.
[08:53] ---
    That's all right.
[08:54] ---
    Tomoki said it's not a big deal,
    and not to worry about it.
[08:58] ---
    Right, Alpha?
[09:00] ---
    Oh, okay. Huh?
[09:02] ---
    Pleased to meet you. I'm the new
    transfer student, Tomoko.
[09:06] ---
    I hope you'll be nice to me.
[09:09] ---
    Likewise! Nice to meet you.
[09:13] ---
    All right! Sohara is still
    in the dark. I'm on a roll!

[09:18] ---
    Making sweets is sort of my hobby.
    I baked some cookies. Try one!
[09:24] ---
    I'll take one.
    Don't mind if I do.
[09:27] ---
    Bleh!
    Yuck!
[09:29] ---
    Oh, no, I must have
    mistaken the salt for the sugar.
[09:34] ---
    I'm such a dummy.
[09:36] ---
    H-How cute!
[09:38] ---
    Home Economics
[09:44] ---
    I just barely transferred here,
    so this is all I have.
[09:49] ---
    Does it look good on me-ow?
[09:50] ---
    H-How cute!
[09:52] ---
    Say, is that what
    Tomoki meant by "cute"?
[09:56] ---
    Could this be Master's
    image of the ideal woman?
[10:00] ---
    Like this... meow?
[10:03] ---
    Meow.
[10:04] ---
    Barnyard Sonata
[10:05] ---
    Miss Umako, are you awake?
[10:10] ---
    Tomoko, I have a present.
[10:12] ---
    Look over here!
[10:13] ---
    Oh, dear, what am I to do?
[10:16] ---
    Tomoko is really popular, huh?
[10:19] ---
    She's like a two-dimensional
    girl you'd find
[10:21] ---
    in some misguided manual.
[10:23] ---
    I'm sure that's the kind
    of girl that boys idealize.
[10:27] ---
    This is educational, in a sense.
[10:31] ---
    Girls changing! No peeking!!
[10:33] ---
    It's here at last! Gym class!
[10:37] ---
    Remain calm, and charge on in!
[10:51] ---
    It's good to be alive!
[10:54] ---
    Ah, Tomoko, the locker
    next to mine is available.
[10:57] ---
    Over here!
[10:59] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[11:04] ---
    I'm so sorry! I'm such a klutz!
[11:08] ---
    Tomoko, you really are cute.
[11:10] ---
    Tomo will probably go
    nuts when he meets you.
[11:13] ---
    Huh?
[11:13] ---
    Oh, Tomo is a boy in our class
    that I've known since we were kids.
[11:19] ---
    He isn't here today, though.
[11:20] ---
    He's a sick, full-on perv,
[11:23] ---
    who loves panties,
[11:25] ---
    and though he may appear
    to be a peace-loving, docile boy,
[11:27] ---
    he has the heart of a wolf,
[11:29] ---
    so you should be careful
    around him, Tomoko.
[11:32] ---
    She said all that?!
[11:34] ---
    But to be fair,
[11:36] ---
    if someone is in trouble,
    he doesn't just stand around,
[11:38] ---
    and he does have a
    lot of warm, kind qualities, too.
[11:43] ---
    Oh, nothing. Just thinking out loud.
[11:47] ---
    You pass.
[11:48] ---
    I have observed your
    actions all day, Tomoki.
[11:52] ---
    Your speech, your behavioral
    patterns, your actions...
[11:55] ---
    You've passed all baseline
    criteria for being a normal girl.
[11:58] ---
    You may have overdone
    it a little on the clumsiness,
[12:00] ---
    but for whatever reason,
    you've won over some fans,
[12:02] ---
    and went over favorably.
[12:03] ---
    Thanx!
[12:04] ---
    It was worth it for me,
    too, as your coach.
[12:07] ---
    Not even the keen-witted
    Mikako is likely to catch on.
[12:10] ---
    It's time for the main event, Tomoki.
[12:11] ---
    Please, call me Tomoko, sweetie.
[12:16] ---
    Huh? The bathhouse?
[12:18] ---
    Ikaros says she desperately
    wants to go with everyone.
[12:24] ---
    And who are you?
[12:26] ---
    I'm Tomoko.
[12:30] ---
    Um, I just transferred here,
[12:33] ---
    but even at my last school,
[12:35] ---
    I've really looked forward to
    meeting you, Miss Chairman.
[12:38] ---
    I've wanted to get to
    know you for a long, long time.
[12:42] ---
    So today, I would love to come
    to the bathhouse together with you!
[12:47] ---
    Oh, yeah? That's fine with me.
[12:50] ---
    Yes!
[12:52] ---
    Tomo is at home, so
    for this rare opportunity,
[12:55] ---
    we won't have to worry about
    him peeking at us if we go now.
[12:58] ---
    Yes. Well then, let's all go together.
[13:04] ---
    Outstanding, Tomoki!
[13:11] ---
    And now, to the New World!
[13:15] ---
    Heaven's Lost Property
[13:27] ---
    I haven't been to the
    bathhouse in a long time.
[13:52] ---
    Nice!
[13:53] ---
    Any way you look at her,
    Tomoko is every bit a girl.

[13:57] ---
    That's right. You apparently
    see it, too, Tomoki.

[14:01] ---
    Your blending in at the baths
    shows that you are a full-fledged girl!

[14:07] ---
    This truly is a whole New World!
[14:15] ---
    Master, your pulse is becoming
    erratic. Be extra careful.
[14:19] ---
    So this is where you are.
[14:21] ---
    I must closely control
    Master's metamorphosis.
[14:24] ---
    This must be hard on you, Alpha.
[14:27] ---
    Don't you find it silly to be doing this?
[14:29] ---
    Master ordered me to.
[14:31] ---
    Hmph, ordered you, huh?
[14:34] ---
    I guess you'd follow such a happy-go-lucky
    order without question, huh?
[14:42] ---
    It must be nice being you.
    You've got no worries, do you?
[14:46] ---
    That's not true.
[14:49] ---
    Remember, Nymph?
[14:51] ---
    You once asked me how long
    I could go on fooling Master.
[15:00] ---
    If Master ever finds out the truth,
[15:02] ---
    I am sure that he will start disliking me.
[15:07] ---
    But I do not know if it is right
    to go on hiding this from Master...
[15:11] ---
    Or to go on lying to him.
[15:16] ---
    You've got nothing to
    worry about with Tomoki.
[15:19] ---
    These Downers are all fools,
    after all. I'm sure he'll never catch on.
[15:26] ---
    Chairman...
[15:28] ---
    Um, if it's all right,
    can I wash your back?
[15:33] ---
    Sure. I guess I can ask you to do that.
[15:36] ---
    Ye-e-s!!
[15:41] ---
    My hands have been waiting for this moment!
[15:44] ---
    My desires have been
    waiting for this moment!

[15:46] ---
    Now is the time when I take
    my first step into a new land!

[15:50] ---
    Here goes!
[15:54] ---
    Whoops! My hands slipped!
[15:57] ---
    I'm so sorry, Chairman!
[16:00] ---
    Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
[16:04] ---
    Is something the matter?
[16:06] ---
    There is an abnormality in part of
    the metamorphosis of Master's body.
[16:11] ---
    Danger, Master. If this state
    of excitement continues,
[16:15] ---
    the possibility exists of deforming
    into something unknown.
[16:19] ---
    Um, Master...?
[16:21] ---
    Sohara, I'll wash you, too.
[16:23] ---
    I-I'm fine...
[16:25] ---
    Don't be shy.
    I-I'm fine...
[16:26] ---
    Come on, we're all girls here, after all.
[16:34] ---
    That tickles!
[16:36] ---
    Yes! Ye-e-s!!
[16:39] ---
    Yes!
[16:40] ---
    Yes!
[16:43] ---
    Yes!
[16:45] ---
    Master, do you read me?
[16:47] ---
    Um, Master?
[16:51] ---
    We're all girls here!
[16:55] ---
    Yes!!
[16:59] ---
    Yes!!
[17:00] ---
    Yes!!
[17:03] ---
    We're all girls here!
[17:08] ---
    He appears to have completely
    lost control of himself.

[17:13] ---
    What has come over Tomoko?
[17:15] ---
    What carnage. Not that
    I dislike it, though.
[17:21] ---
    Ah, this has become a real mess.
[17:24] ---
    Master, please calm down. If this keeps up,
[17:27] ---
    the quantum converter might...
[17:29] ---
    Yes! Yes! Yes!
[17:32] ---
    Yes! Yes! Ye-e-s!!
[17:39] ---
    Why...
[17:42] ---
    have you got a faucet
    coming out of here?
[17:48] ---
    It can take no more.
[17:57] ---
    Well, I'll just be going...
[18:04] ---
    U-Um, Sohara, your towel has fallen off...
[18:09] ---
    That's okay. Right now,
    any embarrassment I have
[18:12] ---
    at being seen naked doesn't matter.
[18:14] ---
    Right now, all I want to
    do is kill you, Tomo!
[18:25] ---
    You have to know when to quit, Tomoki.
[18:31] ---
    Come on, clean faster!
[18:33] ---
    Yes, I'm sorry!
[18:36] ---
    We can finally take our
    time in the bath now.
[18:40] ---
    It's all right. There's
    no one else here now.
[18:49] ---
    This feels good.
[18:50] ---
    Yeah, this is great.
[18:52] ---
    Ikaros, you've got your wings,
[18:54] ---
    and Nymph, you seemed to be
    concerned about your collar,
[18:58] ---
    so it must have been hard
    for you to come into the bath.
[19:00] ---
    I'm sorry, I didn't even
    realize that about you two.
[19:05] ---
    I always think of you as being
    regular girls, Ikaros and Nymph,
[19:10] ---
    and I just forgot that you're Angeloids.
[19:14] ---
    I am glad to hear that.
[19:17] ---
    That you think of me
    as a regular girl, Sohara.
[19:22] ---
    I want to become even
    more human, for Master's sake.
[19:29] ---
    Ikaros, you're fine just the way you are.
[19:32] ---
    You shouldn't want to
    become more human so badly
[19:36] ---
    that you would force yourself
    to lie, like you did before.
[19:39] ---
    Promise me?
[19:40] ---
    Lying is bad?
[19:42] ---
    Mm-hmm. You shouldn't tell lies.
[19:45] ---
    ♪ Pinky promise, hope to die,
    stick a needle in my eye, okay? ♪
[20:02] ---
    I have to tell Master the truth.
[20:06] ---
    Oh, good for you. They let you have a bath.
[20:10] ---
    The bathhouse's old
    lady made me clean the baths
[20:13] ---
    before she let me off the hook.
[20:14] ---
    Master...
[20:16] ---
    I need to tell you something important.
[20:18] ---
    I have been keeping something
    back from you, Master.
[20:22] ---
    But once I tell you this,
[20:24] ---
    I am sure...
[20:27] ---
    you will hate me, Master...
[20:36] ---
    Ikaros, nicely done.
[20:38] ---
    You've gone and become a
    little more human, haven't you?
[20:42] ---
    Humans always keep
    a thing or two to themselves.
[20:47] ---
    Don't we?
[20:48] ---
    Master...
[20:49] ---
    It's all right.
[20:50] ---
    I... I...
[20:53] ---
    It's all right.
[20:57] ---
    You can tell me when you're ready.
    We're family, after all.
[21:01] ---
    Yes...
[21:03] ---
    There, you see? You've got
    nothing to worry about with Tomoki.
[21:09] ---
    How happy you must
    be to have a nice master.
[21:14] ---
    Sugata, what are Angeloids, anyhow?
[21:19] ---
    I've thought to myself,
    I sure would like having a maid robot,
[21:23] ---
    who would do whatever
    I ordered her to do. Still,
[21:27] ---
    I don't like to see Ikaros
    suffering the way she does over me.
[21:34] ---
    The only thing I know
[21:36] ---
    is that there is a New World,
    far above our heads,
[21:39] ---
    and that Ikaros and Nymph
    are even now being held captive
[21:44] ---
    by that world in the sky.
[21:48] ---
    Who is it that created
    the Angeloids, anyway?
[21:53] ---
    I'd like to slug him one.
[22:05] ---
    Shaking loose from the hold
[22:11] ---
    of burning arms, you come away
[22:17] ---
    Trembling slightly in your white robe,
[22:23] ---
    I saw your aging grief
[22:30] ---
    In the long hallway
    heading to the ring,

[22:36] ---
    for some reason, you suddenly stopped,
[22:43] ---
    spun around, and showed me
[22:46] ---
    your fists and a lonesome smile
[22:56] ---
    Before long, the swirl
    of applause and the ring

[23:02] ---
    swallowed up a man
[23:07] ---
    (You're the king of kings)
[23:09] ---
    Stand up on your own two feet again
[23:16] ---
    Stand up and let
    the flame of your life burn

[23:29] ---
    Sure enough, it looks like the
    Beta is completely useless on her own.
[23:33] ---
    She might run away if this keeps up.
    Are you sure about this?
[23:37] ---
    Not to worry. As long as
    I hold this chain, she can't run away.
[23:41] ---
    Besides, I've already decided to scrap her.
[23:45] ---
    You're such an awful person.
[23:49] ---
    Yeah, I can't wait.
[23:51] ---
    It's been a while since I've looked
    forward to something this much.
[24:00] ---
    Next time, "Chains of No Escape"