# 11 - Off We Go to My Bathhouse Paradise
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR79V3VN6/heavens-lost-property)
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**[00:30] ---**
Master, here you go.
**[00:32] ---**
Ah, thanks.
**[00:41] ---**
*I am a weapon,
something Master despises.*
**[00:44] ---**
*I wonder if I should go
on hiding this from Master.*
**[00:58] ---**
*I wonder what Master is thinking.*
**[01:03] ---**
*Ah...*
**[01:05] ---**
*I wanna go inside the women's bath!*
**[01:09] ---**
*I can hear my heart bell*
**[01:12] ---**
*dou shita tte iu no*
**[01:15] ---**
*mune no beru ga naru*
**[01:20] ---**
Heaven's Lost Property
**[01:24] ---**
*hajimari wa ano toki
datta (ringin' ringin')*
**[01:30] ---**
*kimi ga me no mae ni
totsuzen (ringin' ringin')*
**[01:35] ---**
*arawareta no wa umareru mae kara*
**[01:41] ---**
*kimerarete'ta n da ne*
**[01:44] ---**
*kitto sou da yo*
**[01:47] ---**
*negai ya yabou ya kuusou ga*
**[01:52] ---**
*shiranai reberu e doa o tataite*
**[01:58] ---**
*habataku kagi to mirai o kureru
(with your wings)*
**[02:04] ---**
*I can hear my heart bell*
**[02:07] ---**
*tomerarenai yo*
**[02:10] ---**
*tenshi ga narashiteru
"daisuki" no aizu da yo ne*
**[02:16] ---**
*can you hear my heart bell?*
**[02:18] ---**
*Dou shita tte iu no*
**[02:21] ---**
*kiita koto ga nai mune no beru ga naru*
**[02:26] ---**
*sore de mo mada kimi
wa nani mo shiranai keredo*
**[02:40] ---**
The time is the 15th century,
**[02:41] ---**
around the start of the Age of Exploration.
**[02:44] ---**
A young woman in Orleans followed
a voice she heard in her dreams,
**[02:48] ---**
dressed up as a man,
and stepped forward to save the state.
**[02:53] ---**
Now, centuries later, a young man
is following a voice heard in a dream,
**[02:59] ---**
dressing as a woman, and stepping
forward in search of the New World.
**[03:03] ---**
Ei, that looks good on you.
**[03:06] ---**
Cut it out, Mikako.
**[03:10] ---**
Off We Go To My Bathhouse Paradise
**[03:13] ---**
Hmm, the bathhouse?
**[03:16] ---**
Tomo is insisting that
we all go there together.
**[03:20] ---**
Well, I was thinking,
**[03:22] ---**
it would be nice to have a
wide-open bath once in a while.
**[03:25] ---**
Knowing you, Sakurai,
**[03:26] ---**
you've got something indecent
on your mind, don't you?
**[03:29] ---**
Oh, no. It's such a public
place, I couldn't possibly...
**[03:33] ---**
It's true, they would drag
you through the streets for that.
**[03:36] ---**
Not that I would dislike it, though.
**[03:40] ---**
*As if! All I have to do
is use one of Ikaros' cards,*
**[03:44] ---**
*and it'll be mine for the taking!*
**[03:46] ---**
Okay then, Ikaros,
turn over all the cards you've got.
**[03:50] ---**
Here.
**[03:51] ---**
Ah, too bad.
**[03:53] ---**
Tomo, I can tell everything
that goes through your mind.
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All of us girls
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will be going to the bathhouse
together some other time.
**[04:02] ---**
Bye, now!
**[04:04] ---**
I think Sakurai should
think a little bit harder.
**[04:08] ---**
You dummy.
Your ulterior motives are plain as day.
**[04:12] ---**
It's no use. If that's how they want it...
**[04:15] ---**
Not interested.
**[04:16] ---**
It's the women's bath!
The women's bath!
**[04:18] ---**
A heaping helping of women
without a stitch of clothing on!
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Sugata, it's a New World.
**[04:29] ---**
What did you just say?
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Please, just think about it.
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Boys can go into the women's
bath until they're ten, at the oldest.
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Beyond that age, the opportunity for a guy to
go into the women's bath never comes again!
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There is no longer any way for us to know
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what kind of world the
women's baths really are.
**[04:48] ---**
It just might be that the New World
that we seek lies in there!
**[04:58] ---**
Sugata, what is that?
**[05:00] ---**
I have one card from
when I was talking to Ikaros,
**[05:02] ---**
and asked if I could examine them.
**[05:09] ---**
A quantum converter.
Its function is not exactly stable,
**[05:13] ---**
but it is able to temporarily
transform a thing into something else.
**[05:16] ---**
Use this to become a girl!
**[05:19] ---**
But you cannot go straight
into the women's baths.
**[05:22] ---**
First, you must become
categorically female,
**[05:24] ---**
so that Mikako and the
others don't suspect you,
**[05:26] ---**
before you finally set out
for the New World. Got that?
**[05:29] ---**
Understood!
**[05:31] ---**
This will be a difficult journey.
You may not make it back.
**[05:35] ---**
I am, of course, prepared for that.
**[05:43] ---**
I'm home!
**[05:50] ---**
I'm Tomoko!
**[05:52] ---**
So then, you used the
card to make yourself a girl?
**[05:54] ---**
Quantum conversion operating at 100%.
**[05:56] ---**
That's right. I'm going to live
as a girl for a little while.
**[05:57] ---**
Metamorphosis stability all green.
**[06:00] ---**
At present, the situation is favorable.
**[06:05] ---**
Now that I'm a girl, there are all
sorts of things that I want to try.
**[06:12] ---**
*I'm pretty well used to looking at panties,*
**[06:14] ---**
*but when it comes to
putting them on myself,*
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*that's a whole different kind of fun.*
**[06:20] ---**
Huh, there are pads on
the insides of these bras.
**[06:24] ---**
I never knew.
**[06:25] ---**
I know! Nymph, why don't you
choose some cute bras and stuff, too?
**[06:30] ---**
Sohara said that she recommends this kind.
**[06:34] ---**
No way!
**[06:35] ---**
Why should I have to put on any
of this zero-functionality underwear?
**[06:39] ---**
It offers zero armor, and
its stealth factor is nil.
**[06:42] ---**
But it's cute, isn't it? See? See?
**[06:45] ---**
Cu-u-te!
**[06:49] ---**
What is "cute"?
**[06:50] ---**
*Whoa! That is one tough question.*
**[06:56] ---**
All right, I'll show you what "cute" is.
**[07:06] ---**
Look, look! Cute, right?
**[07:11] ---**
How about this frill? Well? Isn't it girly?
**[07:16] ---**
It is very cute, Master.
**[07:19] ---**
Say, Tomoki, are you
happy when something is "cute"?
**[07:22] ---**
Hmm... I'm not sure I'd call it happy,
**[07:25] ---**
it's more like a feast for the eyes.
**[07:28] ---**
I get it.
**[07:37] ---**
How's this, Tomoki? Is this cute?
**[07:42] ---**
Uh, mm-hmm.
**[07:44] ---**
Oh, good. Okay, I'll buy these.
**[07:57] ---**
*Now that I've gone and become a girl,*
**[07:59] ---**
*I'll make myself really popular at school.*
**[08:11] ---**
S-Sorry. Are you all right?
**[08:17] ---**
Oh, no! Naughty boy...
**[08:22] ---**
H-How cute!
**[08:26] ---**
What was that just now?
**[08:28] ---**
The transfer student payoff scene.
**[08:29] ---**
This is how the heroine
has to make her entrance.
**[08:33] ---**
I don't know what you mean.
**[08:36] ---**
Ah, good morning,
Ikaros and Nymph.
**[08:39] ---**
Huh? Where's Tomo?
**[08:41] ---**
He said he had a cold,
and was staying home.
**[08:43] ---**
You're kidding! Tomo?
He almost never gets sick.
**[08:49] ---**
That worries me. Maybe I'll
go check on him after school.
**[08:53] ---**
That's all right.
**[08:54] ---**
Tomoki said it's not a big deal,
and not to worry about it.
**[08:58] ---**
Right, Alpha?
**[09:00] ---**
Oh, okay. Huh?
**[09:02] ---**
Pleased to meet you. I'm the new
transfer student, Tomoko.
**[09:06] ---**
I hope you'll be nice to me.
**[09:09] ---**
Likewise! Nice to meet you.
**[09:13] ---**
*All right! Sohara is still
in the dark. I'm on a roll!*
**[09:18] ---**
Making sweets is sort of my hobby.
I baked some cookies. Try one!
**[09:24] ---**
I'll take one.
Don't mind if I do.
**[09:27] ---**
Bleh!
Yuck!
**[09:29] ---**
Oh, no, I must have
mistaken the salt for the sugar.
**[09:34] ---**
I'm such a dummy.
**[09:36] ---**
H-How cute!
**[09:38] ---**
Home Economics
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I just barely transferred here,
so this is all I have.
**[09:49] ---**
Does it look good on me-ow?
**[09:50] ---**
H-How cute!
**[09:52] ---**
Say, is that what
Tomoki meant by "cute"?
**[09:56] ---**
Could this be Master's
image of the ideal woman?
**[10:00] ---**
Like this... meow?
**[10:03] ---**
Meow.
**[10:04] ---**
Barnyard Sonata
**[10:05] ---**
Miss Umako, are you awake?
**[10:10] ---**
Tomoko, I have a present.
**[10:12] ---**
Look over here!
**[10:13] ---**
Oh, dear, what am I to do?
**[10:16] ---**
Tomoko is really popular, huh?
**[10:19] ---**
She's like a two-dimensional
girl you'd find
**[10:21] ---**
in some misguided manual.
**[10:23] ---**
I'm sure that's the kind
of girl that boys idealize.
**[10:27] ---**
This is educational, in a sense.
**[10:31] ---**
Girls changing! No peeking!!
**[10:33] ---**
*It's here at last! Gym class!*
**[10:37] ---**
*Remain calm, and charge on in!*
**[10:51] ---**
*It's good to be alive!*
**[10:54] ---**
Ah, Tomoko, the locker
next to mine is available.
**[10:57] ---**
Over here!
**[10:59] ---**
Mm-hmm.
**[11:04] ---**
I'm so sorry! I'm such a klutz!
**[11:08] ---**
Tomoko, you really are cute.
**[11:10] ---**
Tomo will probably go
nuts when he meets you.
**[11:13] ---**
Huh?
**[11:13] ---**
Oh, Tomo is a boy in our class
that I've known since we were kids.
**[11:19] ---**
He isn't here today, though.
**[11:20] ---**
He's a sick, full-on perv,
**[11:23] ---**
who loves panties,
**[11:25] ---**
and though he may appear
to be a peace-loving, docile boy,
**[11:27] ---**
he has the heart of a wolf,
**[11:29] ---**
so you should be careful
around him, Tomoko.
**[11:32] ---**
*She said all that?!*
**[11:34] ---**
But to be fair,
**[11:36] ---**
if someone is in trouble,
he doesn't just stand around,
**[11:38] ---**
and he does have a
lot of warm, kind qualities, too.
**[11:43] ---**
Oh, nothing. Just thinking out loud.
**[11:47] ---**
You pass.
**[11:48] ---**
I have observed your
actions all day, Tomoki.
**[11:52] ---**
Your speech, your behavioral
patterns, your actions...
**[11:55] ---**
You've passed all baseline
criteria for being a normal girl.
**[11:58] ---**
You may have overdone
it a little on the clumsiness,
**[12:00] ---**
but for whatever reason,
you've won over some fans,
**[12:02] ---**
and went over favorably.
**[12:03] ---**
Thanx!
**[12:04] ---**
It was worth it for me,
too, as your coach.
**[12:07] ---**
Not even the keen-witted
Mikako is likely to catch on.
**[12:10] ---**
It's time for the main event, Tomoki.
**[12:11] ---**
Please, call me Tomoko, sweetie.
**[12:16] ---**
Huh? The bathhouse?
**[12:18] ---**
Ikaros says she desperately
wants to go with everyone.
**[12:24] ---**
And who are you?
**[12:26] ---**
I'm Tomoko.
**[12:30] ---**
Um, I just transferred here,
**[12:33] ---**
but even at my last school,
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I've really looked forward to
meeting you, Miss Chairman.
**[12:38] ---**
I've wanted to get to
know you for a long, long time.
**[12:42] ---**
So today, I would love to come
to the bathhouse together with you!
**[12:47] ---**
Oh, yeah? That's fine with me.
**[12:50] ---**
Yes!
**[12:52] ---**
Tomo is at home, so
for this rare opportunity,
**[12:55] ---**
we won't have to worry about
him peeking at us if we go now.
**[12:58] ---**
Yes. Well then, let's all go together.
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*Outstanding, Tomoki!*
**[13:11] ---**
*And now, to the New World!*
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Heaven's Lost Property
**[13:27] ---**
I haven't been to the
bathhouse in a long time.
**[13:52] ---**
*Nice!*
**[13:53] ---**
*Any way you look at her,
Tomoko is every bit a girl.*
**[13:57] ---**
*That's right. You apparently
see it, too, Tomoki.*
**[14:01] ---**
*Your blending in at the baths
shows that you are a full-fledged girl!*
**[14:07] ---**
*This truly is a whole New World!*
**[14:15] ---**
Master, your pulse is becoming
erratic. Be extra careful.
**[14:19] ---**
So this is where you are.
**[14:21] ---**
I must closely control
Master's metamorphosis.
**[14:24] ---**
This must be hard on you, Alpha.
**[14:27] ---**
Don't you find it silly to be doing this?
**[14:29] ---**
Master ordered me to.
**[14:31] ---**
Hmph, ordered you, huh?
**[14:34] ---**
I guess you'd follow such a happy-go-lucky
order without question, huh?
**[14:42] ---**
It must be nice being you.
You've got no worries, do you?
**[14:46] ---**
That's not true.
**[14:49] ---**
Remember, Nymph?
**[14:51] ---**
You once asked me how long
I could go on fooling Master.
**[15:00] ---**
If Master ever finds out the truth,
**[15:02] ---**
I am sure that he will start disliking me.
**[15:07] ---**
But I do not know if it is right
to go on hiding this from Master...
**[15:11] ---**
Or to go on lying to him.
**[15:16] ---**
You've got nothing to
worry about with Tomoki.
**[15:19] ---**
These Downers are all fools,
after all. I'm sure he'll never catch on.
**[15:26] ---**
Chairman...
**[15:28] ---**
Um, if it's all right,
can I wash your back?
**[15:33] ---**
Sure. I guess I can ask you to do that.
**[15:36] ---**
*Ye-e-s!!*
**[15:41] ---**
*My hands have been waiting for this moment!*
**[15:44] ---**
*My desires have been
waiting for this moment!*
**[15:46] ---**
*Now is the time when I take
my first step into a new land!*
**[15:50] ---**
*Here goes!*
**[15:54] ---**
Whoops! My hands slipped!
**[15:57] ---**
I'm so sorry, Chairman!
**[16:00] ---**
*Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!*
**[16:04] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[16:06] ---**
There is an abnormality in part of
the metamorphosis of Master's body.
**[16:11] ---**
Danger, Master. If this state
of excitement continues,
**[16:15] ---**
the possibility exists of deforming
into something unknown.
**[16:19] ---**
Um, Master...?
**[16:21] ---**
Sohara, I'll wash you, too.
**[16:23] ---**
I-I'm fine...
**[16:25] ---**
Don't be shy.
I-I'm fine...
**[16:26] ---**
Come on, we're all girls here, after all.
**[16:34] ---**
That tickles!
**[16:36] ---**
Yes! Ye-e-s!!
**[16:39] ---**
Yes!
**[16:40] ---**
Yes!
**[16:43] ---**
Yes!
**[16:45] ---**
Master, do you read me?
**[16:47] ---**
Um, Master?
**[16:51] ---**
We're all girls here!
**[16:55] ---**
Yes!!
**[16:59] ---**
Yes!!
**[17:00] ---**
Yes!!
**[17:03] ---**
We're all girls here!
**[17:08] ---**
*He appears to have completely
lost control of himself.*
**[17:13] ---**
What has come over Tomoko?
**[17:15] ---**
What carnage. Not that
I dislike it, though.
**[17:21] ---**
Ah, this has become a real mess.
**[17:24] ---**
Master, please calm down. If this keeps up,
**[17:27] ---**
the quantum converter might...
**[17:29] ---**
Yes! Yes! Yes!
**[17:32] ---**
Yes! Yes! Ye-e-s!!
**[17:39] ---**
Why...
**[17:42] ---**
have you got a faucet
coming out of here?
**[17:48] ---**
It can take no more.
**[17:57] ---**
Well, I'll just be going...
**[18:04] ---**
U-Um, Sohara, your towel has fallen off...
**[18:09] ---**
That's okay. Right now,
any embarrassment I have
**[18:12] ---**
at being seen naked doesn't matter.
**[18:14] ---**
Right now, all I want to
do is kill you, Tomo!
**[18:25] ---**
You have to know when to quit, Tomoki.
**[18:31] ---**
Come on, clean faster!
**[18:33] ---**
Yes, I'm sorry!
**[18:36] ---**
We can finally take our
time in the bath now.
**[18:40] ---**
It's all right. There's
no one else here now.
**[18:49] ---**
This feels good.
**[18:50] ---**
Yeah, this is great.
**[18:52] ---**
Ikaros, you've got your wings,
**[18:54] ---**
and Nymph, you seemed to be
concerned about your collar,
**[18:58] ---**
so it must have been hard
for you to come into the bath.
**[19:00] ---**
I'm sorry, I didn't even
realize that about you two.
**[19:05] ---**
I always think of you as being
regular girls, Ikaros and Nymph,
**[19:10] ---**
and I just forgot that you're Angeloids.
**[19:14] ---**
I am glad to hear that.
**[19:17] ---**
That you think of me
as a regular girl, Sohara.
**[19:22] ---**
I want to become even
more human, for Master's sake.
**[19:29] ---**
Ikaros, you're fine just the way you are.
**[19:32] ---**
You shouldn't want to
become more human so badly
**[19:36] ---**
that you would force yourself
to lie, like you did before.
**[19:39] ---**
Promise me?
**[19:40] ---**
Lying is bad?
**[19:42] ---**
Mm-hmm. You shouldn't tell lies.
**[19:45] ---**
♪ Pinky promise, hope to die,
stick a needle in my eye, okay? ♪
**[20:02] ---**
*I have to tell Master the truth.*
**[20:06] ---**
Oh, good for you. They let you have a bath.
**[20:10] ---**
The bathhouse's old
lady made me clean the baths
**[20:13] ---**
before she let me off the hook.
**[20:14] ---**
Master...
**[20:16] ---**
I need to tell you something important.
**[20:18] ---**
I have been keeping something
back from you, Master.
**[20:22] ---**
But once I tell you this,
**[20:24] ---**
I am sure...
**[20:27] ---**
*you will hate me, Master...*
**[20:36] ---**
Ikaros, nicely done.
**[20:38] ---**
You've gone and become a
little more human, haven't you?
**[20:42] ---**
Humans always keep
a thing or two to themselves.
**[20:47] ---**
Don't we?
**[20:48] ---**
Master...
**[20:49] ---**
It's all right.
**[20:50] ---**
I... I...
**[20:53] ---**
It's all right.
**[20:57] ---**
You can tell me when you're ready.
We're family, after all.
**[21:01] ---**
Yes...
**[21:03] ---**
There, you see? You've got
nothing to worry about with Tomoki.
**[21:09] ---**
How happy you must
be to have a nice master.
**[21:14] ---**
Sugata, what are Angeloids, anyhow?
**[21:19] ---**
I've thought to myself,
I sure would like having a maid robot,
**[21:23] ---**
who would do whatever
I ordered her to do. Still,
**[21:27] ---**
I don't like to see Ikaros
suffering the way she does over me.
**[21:34] ---**
The only thing I know
**[21:36] ---**
is that there is a New World,
far above our heads,
**[21:39] ---**
and that Ikaros and Nymph
are even now being held captive
**[21:44] ---**
by that world in the sky.
**[21:48] ---**
Who is it that created
the Angeloids, anyway?
**[21:53] ---**
I'd like to slug him one.
**[22:05] ---**
*Shaking loose from the hold*
**[22:11] ---**
*of burning arms, you come away*
**[22:17] ---**
*Trembling slightly in your white robe,*
**[22:23] ---**
*I saw your aging grief*
**[22:30] ---**
*In the long hallway
heading to the ring,*
**[22:36] ---**
*for some reason, you suddenly stopped,*
**[22:43] ---**
*spun around, and showed me*
**[22:46] ---**
*your fists and a lonesome smile*
**[22:56] ---**
*Before long, the swirl
of applause and the ring*
**[23:02] ---**
*swallowed up a man*
**[23:07] ---**
*(You're the king of kings)*
**[23:09] ---**
*Stand up on your own two feet again*
**[23:16] ---**
*Stand up and let
the flame of your life burn*
**[23:29] ---**
Sure enough, it looks like the
Beta is completely useless on her own.
**[23:33] ---**
She might run away if this keeps up.
Are you sure about this?
**[23:37] ---**
Not to worry. As long as
I hold this chain, she can't run away.
**[23:41] ---**
Besides, I've already decided to scrap her.
**[23:45] ---**
You're such an awful person.
**[23:49] ---**
Yeah, I can't wait.
**[23:51] ---**
It's been a while since I've looked
forward to something this much.
**[24:00] ---**
Next time, "Chains of No Escape"