4 - Love and Triangles, Revisited

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    Another day of nice weather.
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    Nothing beats peace
    and quiet, all right.
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    What is this?!
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    I can hear my heart bell
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    What could it mean?
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    A bell in my heart is ringing
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    Heaven's Lost Property
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    It all started way back then
    (ringin' ringin')
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    Ever since before we were born
    (ringin' ringin')
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    you were destined to appear out of nowhere,
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    right before my eyes,
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    I'm sure of it
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    My wishes and ambitions and daydreams
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    take me to an unknown
    level and knock on a door
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    You give me the key and the future
    I need to take flight (with your wings)
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    I can hear my heart bell
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    There's no stopping it
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    It's a sign, rung by an
    angel, saying "I love you"
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    Can you hear my heart bell?
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    What could it mean?
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    A bell in my heart that I've
    never heard before is ringing
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    But even so, you don't suspect a thing
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    Good day, ladies and gentlemen.
    My name is Sugata Eishiro.
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    This is my assistant, Pretty II.
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    In the decades following 1280,
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    the world experienced
    a great boom in trading.
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    The thing that made this possible
    was the magnetic compass.
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    However, long before the
    use of the mariner's compass,
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    people followed migratory birds and fish,
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    and sailing routes were well established.
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    Apparently, continents were even discovered,
    thanks to the movements of birds and fish.
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    The magnetic compasses
    possessed by animals
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    have immeasurable potential.
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    Go, Pretty! Use your compass,
    and show us a New World!
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    I should have cooked and
    eaten her right off.
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    Love and Triangles, Revisited
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    W-Why are all these panties here?
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    I do not know.
    Could they be like migratory birds?
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    Migratory birds?
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    Ah, these panties are...!
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    So, does that mean the panties
    from back then have returned?
[03:45] ---
    Yes. They must have circled
    all the way around the globe.
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    All the way?
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    It is possible that they came home
    because they missed you, Master.
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    You came all the way
    back here, just to see me?
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    Oh, you guys!
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    Tomo...
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    Yikes, I have to get out of here, now!
    ... Tomo...
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    Why are so many pairs of my panties...
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    here in your room, Tomo?!
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    Tomo, you sicko!
    W-Wait!
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    What... What an awful thing to happen...
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    Look at this, Sohara!
    Look at all these panty remains!
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    You've taken their bright future from them!
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    No, Master, the card's
    effect simply wore off.
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    Whatever, just throw them all away, okay? No,
    Master, the card's effect simply wore off.
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    I never want to go through
    anything like last time again!
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    Yeah, you can count on me!
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    Geez, Tomo, it's hard to
    put any trust in you.
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    I know. Say, Ikaros...
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    Yes, there are.
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    All right!
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    What? They returned?
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    Yes. When I got up this morning,
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    the panties came flying back in a flock.
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    Hmm, that's fascinating.
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    There are stories of New Worlds
    being found by following birds.
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    By assuming the direction the
    underwear flew off in as alpha,
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    So then,...
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    Sakurai, you have a large number of panties at your house?
    And their course as beta, the computational formula...
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    Uh, yes.
    What?
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    There are many panties, both used and unused, of various colors,
    This computational formula... it couldn't be... a New World...?
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    Now flying around the room of a
    wholesome young man like yourself?
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    They aren't flying now.
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    And among them is the pair
    that Miss Mitsuki wore, as well?
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    Sakurai, you are a boy, and all.
    I won't ask anything further.
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    Tomo, you did throw them all away, right?
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    You promised!
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    Yeah, you can count on me.
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    I can't trust him at all!
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    Tomo, did you throw away
    all those panties from yesterday?
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    Hey, Tomo, are you there?!
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    Do you hear me?!
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    Yes, I threw them out.
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    Well, okay then.
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    The hell I did!
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    I am at the prime of my puberty,
    the prime of my youth!
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    There's no way I'm gonna get
    rid of an item as nice as these.
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    W-What was that?!
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    A-ha. Tomo, I knew you
    didn't throw them away.
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    Sohara!
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    Ikaros had the perfect card
    for me, so I had her help me out.
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    Those panties are going to... explode.
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    It's like this...
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    Tomo, every pair of panties
    you look at will explode.
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    Then, that pair just now...
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    Mm-hmm. I'm thinking that maybe
    this will mend your sicko ways.
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    The effect will last all day long,
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    and only when you're
    inside your house, Tomo.
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    But even at that,
    I'll bet you haven't thrown out
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    a single pair out of all
    those panties, right?
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    I'm going out with Ikaros today.
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    Tomo, good luck trying
    to get out of your house.
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    Bye.
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    W-Wait, Sohara!
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    Learned your lesson?
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    No. There's some kind of huge
    bug that landed on the wall in your room.
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    You're kidding! Where?! Where?!
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    Tomo, where is it? Huh?
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    Fool.
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    You've got a habit of opening
    your window while changing,
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    thinking I can't look
    through the window at you.
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    You've always been so predictable.
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    Tomo, you idiot! You perv! I hate you! We're through!
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    Okay, let's go, Ikaros.
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    But, what about Master?
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    Never mind him, we're
    going out without him.
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    You mean, I have to watch out,
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    or any panties I look at
    are going to become bombs?
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    That rotten Sohara! Puberty
    is a time to see, sniff, and slip over!
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    What a terrible thing to pull on me!
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    In any case, I have to get out
    of this house as soon as possible.
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    I hung them all up yesterday, huh?
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    Oh, no. I could die from all this.
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    I seriously have to think of a way out!
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    Hold on. As long as I don't look
    at them, they won't explode, right?
[09:00] ---
    Hey, that was easy.
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    Even if I can't see, it's still my
    own house. This will be a cinch!
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    All right, I'll just zip down
    the stairs to the first floor.
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    I can't touch them, either?!
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    In that case,
    I'll escape through the window!
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    That's right, yesterday,
    I decorated the whole house,
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    as though it were Christmas.
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    What's the use?
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    First thing I'll do is head into
    the bathroom, and calm down.
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    Aw... man...
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    Heaven's Lost Property
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    What's the matter?
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    I think Master is in trouble.
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    It's okay. Tomo has to learn his lesson.
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    Ah, look! How cute!
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    These have angel wings on them.
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    They'd be perfect for you,
    wouldn't they, Ikaros?
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    Come to think of it, Ikaros,
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    you've only got the underpants
    that Tomo bought for you
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    at the convenience store, don't you?
    That won't do. You're a girl.
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    You can't be left to
    Tomo's perverted tastes.
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    I'll pick out some
    first-rate cute things for you.
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    It will be my present,
    for letting me borrow your card.
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    Mm-hmm, perfect.
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    Ikaros, by any chance, is this your
    first time in a place like this?
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    You've never gone shopping or
    anything with your friends before?
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    Friends?
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    I do not have friends.
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    Oh. Ikaros...
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    I, um, er... I'm sorry for asking.
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    When I first moved here,
    I was all alone, too.
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    So I know just how you feel.
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    When I was little, I wasn't
    very strong, so I couldn't go outside.
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    At the time, only Tomo,
    the boy who lived next door,
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    was friends with me.
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    He would bring caterpillars to my room,
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    and eat my snacks without asking.
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    He was kind of a mess,
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    but I was really glad on my birthday.
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    So this is where you are.
    What's the matter, Sohara?
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    When people have birthdays,
    they call lots of their friends over,
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    and have a birthday party, right?
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    Today is my birthday, but I'm all alone.
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    Hey.
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    Tomo!
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    This is yummy.
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    That's the birthday cake
    my mom bought for me.
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    Happy birthday, Sohara.
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    I know. You can have this.
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    It's a hassaku orange seed
    my grandpa gave me yesterday.
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    If you plant this, you'll have
    lots of hassaku oranges, every year.
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    Nice, huh?
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    Mm-hmm...
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    Sohara
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    That sure takes me back.
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    Tomo has always had that side to him.
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    Appearances aside,
    he's sensitive to others' feelings,
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    genuinely kind,
    and surprisingly dependable...
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    Oh, but really, he's usually
    an idiot and a sicko!
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    Tomo would never say it,
    but he's concerned about you, Ikaros.
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    And I'm your friend, too.
    You're not alone anymore, okay, Ikaros?
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    Master is in trouble.
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    Yeah, I am a bit worried about him.
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    Maybe we should be
    getting back home to him, huh?
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    Now to make a frontal charge to the door!
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    Just a little farther to the goal!
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    W-What the...!?
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    Huh? Am I...
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    Are you all right?
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    Shake it off, Sakurai.
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    Sugata, what are you guys...?
[15:15] ---
    We heard what happened from Ikaros.
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    We came to investigate the
    underwear in question,
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    but had no idea it had come to this.
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    It was a real ordeal, huh?
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    Did I... manage to make it outside?
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    I made it!
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    Huh? Where's Sohara?
[15:36] ---
    Inside the house.
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    It appears that she was blown
    into the house by that explosion.
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    She what?!
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    It's my fault.
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    It's because I looked at
    her panties that Sohara is...
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    Go on, Sakurai. You are the only
    one who can save Mitsuki.
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    Yes, ma'am.
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    Here.
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    W-What the...?
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    There are times when a boy must fight.
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    You have to be the one to finish the job
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    in the house of fun that you built.
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    All right.
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    Sakurai Tomoki will be right back!
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    Just sit tight, Sohara!
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    Master...
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    If anyone other than Tomoki went in,
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    there wouldn't be any explosions, right?
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    I am well aware of that.
    But it's much more fun this way, isn't it?
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    Same old Mikako as ever.
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    Sohara! Where are you?!
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    Sohara!
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    No! Stay back!
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    Why are you running away?!
[17:04] ---
    Thanks to you, my panties
    have been blown away!
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    Right now, I'm not wearing
    anything down below!
[17:14] ---
    What was that?! I couldn't hear you!
[17:16] ---
    I can't take any more!
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    Wait, Sohara!
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    Oh, no! Inside my room is...
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    Sohara! Whatever you do,
    don't open my closet!
[17:31] ---
    That's where my cutie collection is!
[17:36] ---
    What is... all this...?
[17:40] ---
    Sohara, run! There's a trap
    set in there to protect my goodies!
[17:46] ---
    I can't see!
[17:50] ---
    W-What?!
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    It's what I worked so hard
    to build last night...
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    My goodie collection guardian,
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    the Super-Fusion Panty-Robo!
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    Super-Fusion Panty-Robo
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    Sohara!
[18:06] ---
    Let me go!
[18:08] ---
    If I'm going to save Sohara,
    I'll have to face those panties.
[18:11] ---
    But if those panties explode now,
    Sohara could get hurt.
[18:16] ---
    What should I do?
[18:19] ---
    Tomo...
[18:20] ---
    That voice... it's Grandpa!
[18:28] ---
    What happened? You're hurt.
[18:33] ---
    I ran into some trouble with my lady.
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    Grandpa...
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    Listen here, Tomo.
    Listen to what Grandpa has to say.
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    You're a man, too.
    Someday, you'll find someone
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    who you'll be head-over-heels for.
[18:52] ---
    But... in time,
    she may bare her fangs at you.
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    When she does, what will you do?
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    Turn your back and run away?
    No, you won't, Tomo.
[19:08] ---
    Thank you, Grandpa.
    You've opened my eyes.
[19:15] ---
    Save me, Tomo!
[19:29] ---
    Tomo!
[19:30] ---
    That's it, Tomo!
    Embrace that which you love,
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    as much as you can!
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    Show us...
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    what you're made of!
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    Brave Pants In!!
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    Is he dead?
[20:10] ---
    He may well be.
[20:15] ---
    Master is...
[20:30] ---
    This battle is over.
[20:40] ---
    Sohara...
[20:41] ---
    Tomo...
[20:43] ---
    Thank you. You saved me.
[20:47] ---
    No, this was all my fault. I'm sorry.
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    Tomo, you sicko!
[21:24] ---
    All men everywhere are silent soldiers
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    A life lived to die happily
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    is all that we need
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    Ah, don't open your eyes
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    Ah, my beautiful one
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    I don't want you to see me
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    forcing myself to turn my back on you
[22:19] ---
    Never in my life has it been so hard
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    to part with someone
[22:37] ---
    ♪ Pantser Break! ♪
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    The night before
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    Remember, your mission
    is to defend my porno collection.
[22:45] ---
    Be sure not to let anyone find them.
[22:59] ---
    Now then, off to bed.
[23:09] ---
    I didn't send you the
    angel for this to happen.
[23:14] ---
    I'm sorry.
[23:16] ---
    It looks like you could
    get caught up in this, as well.
[23:19] ---
    You've been found out.
[23:22] ---