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15 - You Strip, Too! The Return of the Full-frontal Hero

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[00:34] ---
    Watch out...
[00:39] ---
    Watch out...
[00:42] ---
    for the angel.
[00:48] ---
    A dream...?
[00:49] ---
    Good morning, Master.
[00:53] ---
    Are you waking up?
[00:54] ---
    Hey, Ikaros! How many times
    have I told you not to wake me like this?!
[00:57] ---
    Hey, move aside, Alpha.
[00:59] ---
    Get up already, Tomoki!
[01:06] ---
    What's that?
[01:07] ---
    I don't know what
    you expect me to tell you.
[01:09] ---
    Tomo, good morning!
[01:11] ---
    Sohara?!
[01:12] ---
    Tomo, are you up?
[01:15] ---
    Yikes!
[01:20] ---
    If Sohara sees me like this,
    she will kill me, without a doubt!

[01:30] ---
    Shoot me, Ikaros!
[01:32] ---
    Shoot me, right in my prize spot!
[01:34] ---
    --What are you talking about?
[01:34] ---
    --But...
[01:35] ---
    Tomo...
[01:37] ---
    Shoot me, Ikaros!!
[02:01] ---
    I can hear my heart bell
[02:04] ---
    What could it mean?
[02:06] ---
    My bell is ringing
[02:10] ---
    "Heaven's Lost Property"
    "Forte"
[02:16] ---
    It all started way back then
    (ringin' ringin')

[02:21] ---
    Ever since before we were born
    (ringin' ringin')

[02:27] ---
    you were destined to appear out of nowhere,
[02:32] ---
    right before my eyes,
[02:35] ---
    I'm sure of it
[02:38] ---
    My wishes and ambitions and daydreams
[02:43] ---
    take me to an unknown
    level and knock on a door

[02:49] ---
    You give me the key and the future
    I need to take flight (with your wings)

[02:55] ---
    I can hear my heart bell
[02:58] ---
    There's no stopping it
[03:01] ---
    It's a sign, rung by an
    angel, saying "I love you"

[03:06] ---
    Can you hear my heart bell?
[03:09] ---
    What could it mean?
[03:12] ---
    My bell, that I've
    never heard before is ringing

[03:17] ---
    But even so, you don't suspect a thing
[03:31] ---
    Good day, ladies and gentlemen.
    My name is Sugata Eishiro.
[03:35] ---
    These are my assistants...
[03:36] ---
    Ei, these are your previous
    assistants, the Prettys?
[03:43] ---
    The mysterious black hole that
    appeared in the sky over Sorami
[03:47] ---
    remains parked there,
    its true nature still unknown.
[03:51] ---
    However,
[03:53] ---
    last year at Christmas,
    I witnessed it myself.
[03:57] ---
    The New World on the other side
    of the black hole does indeed exist.
[04:03] ---
    Congratulations!
[04:04] ---
    "Congratulations on
    discovering the New World"
[04:07] ---
    It's a rub-on transfer.
[04:10] ---
    I wonder if I can sell
    them for 1000 yen each.
[04:14] ---
    Now, we have to find a doorway
    that leads to the New World.
[04:19] ---
    If we peruse through human history,
[04:21] ---
    we see that giant
    structures built in the past
[04:23] ---
    also depicted paths into a New World.
[04:26] ---
    This is a mural within
    one of the pyramids...
[04:31] ---
    "You Strip Too!"
    "The Return of the Full-frontal Hero"
[04:34] ---
    Tomo, hurry!
[04:37] ---
    We have to go, or we're going to be late.
[04:49] ---
    Here, at least drink your milk.
[04:52] ---
    You, too, Nymph and Ikaros.
[04:55] ---
    Thank you.
[04:56] ---
    I gratefully accept this.
[05:07] ---
    Forgetting anything?
[05:08] ---
    I'm fine. We're off.
[05:14] ---
    I'll say it again, the town of
    Sorami where we live,

[05:17] ---
    is a small town of about 7000,
    surrounded by mountains.

[05:22] ---
    It isn't particularly known for anything,
[05:25] ---
    and about all it has are the
    smiles of its old lady farmers,

[05:29] ---
    and its large, over-400-year-old
    cherry tree...

[05:36] ---
    until that day when
    Ikaros fell out of the sky.

[05:54] ---
    On top of that, Nymph showed up, as well,
[05:58] ---
    and my usual days of peace
    and quiet went completely to pieces.

[06:05] ---
    Oh well...
[06:12] ---
    Lately, I've gotten used
    to living like this.

[06:15] ---
    As long as nothing
    further happens, I'll be fine.

[06:18] ---
    "Nothing beats peace and quiet," does it?
[06:23] ---
    I'm sorry. I didn't mean
    to drag you into anything else,
[06:29] ---
    but watch out for the angel.
[06:33] ---
    Take good care of her.
[06:40] ---
    She's trapped... by the sky.
[06:50] ---
    A dream?
[06:51] ---
    Yeah, it was nothing more than a dream.
[06:54] ---
    I haven't had one in a while,
    so it hasn't bothered me,
[06:58] ---
    but now that I've had one
    after all this time, it seems weird.
[07:01] ---
    Having a weird dream
    isn't that big a deal, is it?
[07:04] ---
    Sakurai, you're at that
    certain age, and all.
[07:07] ---
    Chairman, it wasn't like that.
[07:09] ---
    Tomo, you mean that same
    dream you used to have a lot, right?
[07:15] ---
    I'm sure that your desire
    to go to the New World
[07:18] ---
    has caused you to have that dream again.
[07:21] ---
    No, no!
[07:22] ---
    Your subconscious has
    finally started to realize
[07:26] ---
    that you are a member of
    the New World Discovery Club.
[07:29] ---
    Definitely not!
[07:31] ---
    Say, what if we did that?
[07:34] ---
    It was pretty common in Synapse
    a while back. You know, that.
[07:38] ---
    But that could be dangerous.
[07:41] ---
    What's this? What are you talking about?
[07:46] ---
    The Dive Game.
[07:49] ---
    The Dive Game?
[07:50] ---
    What is that?
[07:52] ---
    Just like it sounds,
[07:53] ---
    it's a game where one
    would dive into a Downer's...
[07:55] ---
    Which is to say, a person's dreams.
[07:57] ---
    It was pretty popular a while ago,
    when we were in Synapse.
[08:00] ---
    What is Synapse?
[08:02] ---
    Stop!
[08:03] ---
    I forgot to mention, questions
    about Synapse are strictly off-limits.
[08:07] ---
    It's been set to our most
    top-secret classified information.
[08:10] ---
    You're better off not knowing.
[08:16] ---
    We're better off not knowing?
[08:18] ---
    Yep.
[08:20] ---
    So, what will it be? If
    you use the Dive Game,
[08:23] ---
    you'll be able to go inside Tomoki's dream.
[08:26] ---
    Want to?
[08:32] ---
    Initializing connection.
[08:34] ---
    Opening Ring Gate.
[08:44] ---
    Well, be careful.
[08:46] ---
    Be careful...?
[08:48] ---
    You mean, you guys aren't coming?
[08:50] ---
    You know that we Angeloids
    can't sleep, right?
[08:53] ---
    Dreams are a taboo for us.
[09:00] ---
    Um, Master, please, be really careful.
[09:04] ---
    Yeah.
[09:04] ---
    Okay then, you are now
    entering Sakurai Tomoki's dream.
[09:15] ---
    Wow!
[09:17] ---
    This is the inside of Sakurai's dream?
[09:23] ---
    Well, what should we do first?
[09:25] ---
    Hmm, usually, there's a girl
    with wings that comes fluttering by.
[09:32] ---
    Oh, there she is. Hey!!
[09:40] ---
    Huh?
[09:43] ---
    Huh? Huhhh...?
[09:44] ---
    That's quite a big "girl," huh?
[09:47] ---
    It's a female?
[09:58] ---
    Whew, I thought we were dead!
[10:04] ---
    Sakurai, your dreams are pretty crazy, huh?
[10:07] ---
    No! This is not my dream!
[10:10] ---
    Tomoki, sorry, but this is the
    dream that I had last night.
[10:17] ---
    Sorry, sorry, I made a mistake.
[10:20] ---
    Don't you "I made a mistake" us!
[10:22] ---
    Geez, you don't have to
    get so mad, you know.
[10:25] ---
    I will get mad, right before I die!
[10:28] ---
    All right, but to make up for it,
[10:30] ---
    I found quite a catch.
[10:32] ---
    Huh?
[10:32] ---
    Ta-da!
[10:34] ---
    Ah, that's a jewel that
    was inside the cave!
[10:37] ---
    Look at how it shines!
[10:39] ---
    I'm sure it must be quite valuable.
[10:42] ---
    I won't have to work
    for the rest of my... huh?
[10:44] ---
    What happened to it?!
[10:46] ---
    I forgot to mention, you can't
    bring anything back from a dream.
[10:50] ---
    Since it comes from a dream.
[10:53] ---
    Too bad for you. Okay,
    let's reconnect to Tomoki's dream.
[11:00] ---
    Okay, have a safe trip.
[11:02] ---
    Off we go!
[11:13] ---
    W-What is this place?!
[11:15] ---
    Tomoki, this isn't your dream?
[11:17] ---
    Not in the least!
[11:21] ---
    Guerillas!
[11:22] ---
    Get them!
[11:40] ---
    Here!
[11:52] ---
    I've destroyed them again.
[11:58] ---
    This was my dream.
[12:01] ---
    Nymph! Nymph!
[12:02] ---
    --We're inside the dream of the
    one we should most stay out of!
[12:04] ---
    --Help us!
[12:12] ---
    Yet another new dream?
[12:15] ---
    Is this your dream, Tomoki?
[12:16] ---
    No, no, no!
[12:17] ---
    Then, whose dream could it be?
[12:21] ---
    Is something wrong?
[12:22] ---
    N-No, nothing!
[12:24] ---
    Oh, no, this is bad!
    This is the dream I had last night!

[12:30] ---
    "Heaven's Lost Property" "Forte"
[12:32] ---
    "Heaven's Lost Property" "Forte"
[12:36] ---
    So this means, this is that dream!
[12:39] ---
    I guess we should start by looking around.
[12:41] ---
    Sure.
[12:42] ---
    No! They wouldn't!
[12:46] ---
    Oh... you want to take a bath with me?
[12:50] ---
    Sohara...!
[12:51] ---
    Tomo, you're such a little sicko!
[12:53] ---
    Sohara...!
[12:55] ---
    Oh, no, that tickles!
[13:02] ---
    Geez, Tomo! How can you
    have such a sick dream, Tomo?!
[13:06] ---
    No, this isn't my dream...
[13:09] ---
    Geez, Tomo! How can
    you have such a sick dream?
[13:14] ---
    Tomo, look over here.
[13:22] ---
    This is not my dream, all right.
[13:31] ---
    Fore!
[13:34] ---
    Sugata...
[13:35] ---
    Yes?
[13:37] ---
    Sometimes, there's nothing you can
    do about your dreams, am I right?
[13:42] ---
    Am I right?!
[13:45] ---
    Yes.
[13:46] ---
    Stop it!
[13:48] ---
    No, not there!
[13:51] ---
    You mustn't! You mustn't! You mustn't!
[13:56] ---
    Tomo, patience!
[13:58] ---
    Sohara!
[14:00] ---
    Tomo, goo-goo ga-ga!
[14:02] ---
    Sohara!
[14:04] ---
    No, Mr. Tomo!
[14:05] ---
    Sohara!
[14:08] ---
    Yes, Tomo! I love you, Tomo!
[14:11] ---
    Sohara!
[14:17] ---
    This... isn't... my dream... all right...
[14:29] ---
    Listen here, Tomo. Be sure to dream big.
[14:35] ---
    Big?
[14:37] ---
    Yes, big.
[14:42] ---
    Your grandpa dreamed big, too.
[14:46] ---
    I dreamed that I would
    take all the world's girlies to bed.
[14:53] ---
    Only 2,957,272,616 to go...
[15:00] ---
    Grandpa!
[15:02] ---
    Grandpa! Grandpa!
[15:04] ---
    And I was so close, too.
[15:07] ---
    Listen to me, Tomo. Be sure...
[15:10] ---
    to dream, and dream big!
[15:14] ---
    Grandpa!!
[15:22] ---
    So, how about it?
[15:24] ---
    --Can we finally go into
    my dream, or can't we?
[15:25] ---
    --That's strange. Just a minute,
    I need to check something.
[15:30] ---
    What is this? There's a
    block on Tomoki's dream!
[15:34] ---
    A block?
[15:35] ---
    For a dream, it has a lot
    of nerve. I'll hack it right now!
[15:40] ---
    Um, Master, you should
    give up playing the Dive Game.
[15:44] ---
    Huh? Why?
[15:46] ---
    Why? Well...
[15:48] ---
    All right, hacking complete!
[15:52] ---
    This time, it's absolutely
    positively Tomoki's dream!
[15:55] ---
    All right, let's go.
[16:16] ---
    This is Tomo's dream?
[16:21] ---
    We finally made it.
[16:24] ---
    No it isn't!
[16:25] ---
    Huh? It isn't?
[16:26] ---
    Not one bit! My dream is
    on a lush, grassy field.
[16:32] ---
    Not some barren place like this!
[16:34] ---
    So then, it failed again?
[16:37] ---
    Damn it, Nymph! How many
    times are you going to screw this up?!
[16:40] ---
    I have to admit, though,
    this is awfully realistic.
[16:43] ---
    It's almost like it isn't a dream.
[16:45] ---
    No, it's a dream.
[16:49] ---
    Take this dormant tree.
[16:51] ---
    It's called a chinquapin tree,
    and it's an evergreen.
[16:54] ---
    An evergreen?
[16:56] ---
    An evergreen is a tree that
    keeps its leaves all year round.
[17:00] ---
    It's impossible for it to lose its
    leaves and go dormant like this.
[17:04] ---
    Which means...
[17:05] ---
    We're in a dream, then?
    Which means...
[17:07] ---
    Yeah.
[17:09] ---
    But that is ultimately
    a reality-based theory.

[17:12] ---
    I wonder whose dream this is.
[17:15] ---
    Beats me.
[17:17] ---
    Say, what's that?
[17:22] ---
    Some kind of slate, maybe?
[17:24] ---
    There's something written on it.
[17:28] ---
    I can't make it out.
[17:30] ---
    Yeah.
[17:32] ---
    Something about that
    writing is creeping me out.
[17:35] ---
    It's like it's angry, and yet sad.
[17:39] ---
    I don't feel right.
[17:42] ---
    Want to go back?
[17:44] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[18:06] ---
    No, no, I'm sure it was right!
[18:09] ---
    That was definitely your dream Tomoki!
[18:11] ---
    No, I'm telling you, my
    dream was of a grassy field.
[18:13] ---
    That was it!
[18:14] ---
    I'm telling you...
[18:15] ---
    That was it!
[18:16] ---
    Okay, fine. It's just a dream, after all.
[18:23] ---
    Still, that was fun.
    And it explains so much.
[18:30] ---
    Huh? What do you mean?
[18:33] ---
    "Goo-goo ga-ga," huh?
[18:41] ---
    Ikaros, would you help
    me take out the trash?
[18:44] ---
    Oh, yes.
[18:57] ---
    Say, Ikaros...
[18:59] ---
    Yes?
[19:00] ---
    You actually know what Tomoki's
    dream really is, don't you?
[19:08] ---
    Um...
[19:09] ---
    You can't answer?
[19:14] ---
    Well, okay.
[19:20] ---
    Do you know what this is?
[19:24] ---
    It is an ordinary acorn.
[19:28] ---
    I forgot to mention, you can't
    bring anything back from a dream.
[19:39] ---
    Yes...
[19:41] ---
    an ordinary acorn.
[20:28] ---
    How could I have forgotten about that?
[20:34] ---
    The evening of that
    day when I first met Tomoki,

[20:36] ---
    I remember coming here.
[20:40] ---
    Get away from there, right now!
[20:41] ---
    I checked the most recent data,
    and something is wrong.
[20:44] ---
    I'm heading to where you
    are as fast as I can.
[20:47] ---
    Hey, Sakurai!
[20:53] ---
    I came to the great cherry tree,
[20:55] ---
    and witnessed the whole scene.
[21:46] ---
    Sakurai Tomoki...
[22:14] ---
    I can't walk all by myself,
[22:20] ---
    not even down familiar roads
[22:26] ---
    It's made me realize for the first time
[22:31] ---
    how weak I've been
[22:37] ---
    Over and over, I'm frozen in my tracks
    (I still get paralyzed)

[22:43] ---
    by pent-up apprehensions,
    (even now by apprehensions)

[22:48] ---
    but there is someone I miss
[22:53] ---
    I will come back to where you are waiting
[23:00] ---
    yes, slow though it may be
[23:04] ---
    I will also choose
    for myself which way to go

[23:12] ---
    when the road forks
[23:15] ---
    as I look up at the wide open sky
[23:35] ---
    No, don't...
[23:36] ---
    Don't put the sashimi there...
[23:41] ---
    The shrimp is squirming!
[23:45] ---
    I wonder what kind of dream she's having.
[23:47] ---
    She sure sounds happy.
[23:51] ---
    I wonder what Master is
    dreaming about, too.
[24:01] ---
    Next time,
    "Bombshell! The Angel is a Big Boob"
[24:02] ---
    "Bombshell! The Angel is a Big Boob"