# 2 - An Airborne Prismatic Panty Adventure
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR79V3VN6/heavens-lost-property)
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Nothing Beats Peace
**[00:25] ---**
*My name is Sakurai Tomoki,
and I'm an ordinary student,*
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*who loves peace, quiet, and normalcy.*
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*And yet, those who are around
me include a girl with a killer chop,*
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*a perv who flies through the air,*
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*not to mention the fact
that I get SOS's in my dreams.*
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*Ah, and to top it all off,*
**[00:43] ---**
*a mythical being fell out of the sky.*
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*This is the story of
how my peace and quiet*
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*came crumbling down around me.*
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*I can hear my heart bell*
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*What could it mean?*
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*A bell in my heart is ringing*
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Heaven's Lost Property
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*It all started way back then
(ringin' ringin')*
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*Ever since before we were born
(ringin' ringin')*
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*you were destined to appear out of nowhere,*
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*right before my eyes,*
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*I'm sure of it*
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*My wishes and ambitions and daydreams*
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*take me to an unknown
level and knock on a door*
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*You give me the key and the future
I need to take flight (with your wings)*
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*I can hear my heart bell*
**[01:53] ---**
*There's no stopping it*
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*It's a sign, rung by an
angel, saying "I love you"*
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*Can you hear my heart bell?*
**[02:05] ---**
*What could it mean?*
**[02:07] ---**
*A bell in my heart that I've
never heard before is ringing*
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*But even so, you don't suspect a thing*
**[02:27] ---**
Good day, ladies and gentlemen.
My name is Sugata Eishiro.
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This is my assistant, Pretty.
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The earth is surrounded
by a magnetic force,
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known as geomagnetism,
with axes at the north and south poles.
**[02:41] ---**
However, what if the
existence of this black hole
**[02:44] ---**
slightly upsets the
earth's magnetic field?
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Take, for example, migratory birds,
who rely upon geomagnetism
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to determine the direction in which to fly.
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Such a magnetic abnormality would
cause the bird to lose its bearings,
**[02:55] ---**
and it would fall from the sky.
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Conversely, it should be possible
for something that is flightless
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to now be able to fly.
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There is a reason for all things.
**[03:07] ---**
In other words, there is a
reason why things that fly can fly.
**[03:11] ---**
The crucial thing is that first bird!
**[03:15] ---**
New World
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Oh dear, it failed.
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An Airborne Prismatic Panty Adventure
**[03:34] ---**
Please, don't let these get any bigger.
**[03:47] ---**
Tomo! Good morning!
**[03:51] ---**
Geez, he's still asleep.
**[03:54] ---**
Tomo, get up! You'll be late...
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I-It's not like that, Sohara.
**[04:04] ---**
I was just trying to
get this chain off, when...
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What exactly is going on?!
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Who is she?!
What is she doing in your house?!
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Well, you see, as it happens...
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She fell out of the sky.
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Tomo, you idiot! There's no
way I'm going to believe that story!
**[04:32] ---**
It's the truth! Look, Sohara!
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Look, look! She's flying!
**[04:37] ---**
See? See?
**[04:38] ---**
Look. See? See?
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Sohara!
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Sohara!
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B-Before anything else,
we have to do something about this chain.
**[04:58] ---**
Um, if the chain is an issue,
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I can freely lengthen it
or make it disappear.
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Why didn't you say so sooner?!
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Okay, I'm off!
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Yes, Master.
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Sohara!
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Listen to what I'm saying!
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Wah, Ikaros! You can't follow me!
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Just come over here!
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Ho?
**[05:31] ---**
You've outdone yourself, Tomoki.
**[05:33] ---**
This is undoubtedly an
inhabitant of the New World.
**[05:36] ---**
How do you figure that?!
**[05:38] ---**
As I recall, you live by yourself, right?
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Your parents are off touring
the country, or something.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Perfect. Look after her
until we know more details,
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for the sake of the New World.
**[05:51] ---**
Are you sure, Sakurai?
If you live together with this cute girl,
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won't there be some impropriety?
**[05:58] ---**
I-Impropriety?
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Oh, let's say, you accidentally push
her down onto your bed,
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and then your childhood
friend walks in and sees you,
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and a love triangle situation
erupts, or something.
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Y-You saw that?
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Oh, it was just a hunch.
**[06:12] ---**
However, a woman's
jealousy is a scary thing.
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I do hope this doesn't end in blood.
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Don't say things like that, Chairman!
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Ikaros, you go on home,
and stay there quietly. Understood?
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In that case, Master, here.
**[06:33] ---**
What's this?
**[06:35] ---**
It is an old-style card.
I am all out of the new cards.
**[06:41] ---**
So you have these, too?
**[06:42] ---**
Master, that card will...
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Yeah, okay, I get it.
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Never mind that, Ikaros,
you head straight home. Got it?
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Yes, Master.
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*Ah, I love this feeling.*
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*Sure enough, nothing beats peace and quiet.*
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*Peace and quiet is the best!*
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*Nothing has gone right these last few days.*
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*Come to think of it,
what about this old-style card?*
**[07:08] ---**
*Nah, it's too dangerous
for me to use these things.*
**[07:12] ---**
*Appearances to the contrary,
I do learn from my mistakes.*
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*But then, some erotic powers
would be nice to have, huh?*
**[07:26] ---**
Tomo, let's have our lunch outside.
**[07:28] ---**
I brought a lunch for you, too, after all.
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Sure. Thanks, as always.
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Listen, about that girl...
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Oh, Ikaros?
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Is she really going to live with you?
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Well, we'll see what happens.
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Huh? Are you mad?
**[07:46] ---**
No, I'm not really mad.
**[07:48] ---**
If that's what you've decided,
Tomo, what can I do?
**[07:51] ---**
But it sounds to me like you're mad.
**[07:53] ---**
I told you, I'm not mad!
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Hey, if you're in too much
of a hurry, you're gonna trip.
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There, what did I tell you?
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Woof
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Did you look?
**[08:07] ---**
I didn't, I didn't!
**[08:09] ---**
*Puppy-themed panties, huh?*
**[08:11] ---**
*Sohara isn't in grade school anymore.*
**[08:13] ---**
*She should wear something
a little more, you know...*
**[08:20] ---**
What?
**[08:23] ---**
N-No way!
**[08:24] ---**
Hey, aren't those...
**[08:26] ---**
Panties, aren't they?
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Those panties... They couldn't be...!
**[08:32] ---**
Tomo, what is that
glowing in your pocket?
**[08:38] ---**
Don't tell me...
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It's because of this card?
**[08:52] ---**
Tomo, you idiot!
**[08:54] ---**
But I didn't do anything!
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This card probably did it on its own...
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Explain later.
**[08:59] ---**
Right now, I have to hurry up and change.
**[09:08] ---**
New World Discovery Club
**[09:09] ---**
Sugata, please let me
use the room for a minute.
**[09:14] ---**
Has something happened?
**[09:16] ---**
Something outrageous has
happened, thanks to this card.
**[09:20] ---**
What?
**[09:21] ---**
Geez, what's going on,
for crying out loud?
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Tomo has always been a little sicko.
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What's wrong, Sohara?!
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What in the world...?
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Heaven's Lost Property
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Geez, what is going on?
**[10:00] ---**
No matter what you try to
put on, they all go flying away.
**[10:04] ---**
Indeed. It's all this card's doing, is it?
**[10:08] ---**
Tomo, what's the big idea?
Do something!
**[10:11] ---**
Don't look at me.
**[10:13] ---**
Mitsuki, try putting this on.
**[10:16] ---**
What is that?
**[10:17] ---**
A loincloth.
**[10:18] ---**
Why do you have that?!
**[10:19] ---**
Sugata, is that one of your own?
**[10:24] ---**
*There are any number of
things in this room.*
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*We should experiment with different things.*
**[10:35] ---**
Bright red bikini...
**[10:37] ---**
Fishnet tights...
**[10:39] ---**
Roll bandage...
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You're a real freak,
making her wear bandages.
**[10:44] ---**
Hmm, it appears that
anything she puts on is no good,
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and it's not limited to underwear.
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This is a real problem for Sohara.
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And just whose fault do you think this is?!
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I'm sorry!
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I get the feeling that
Master is in trouble.
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Not even my jersey will work, huh?
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I can't take it anymore!
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Could it be, Sohara, that you have
to go commando the rest of your life?
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Oh? Sakurai, you seem pleased.
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That's not true!
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Who knew you had such tastes?
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By any chance,
was this your plan from the start?
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N-No, it wasn't!
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No, we cannot dismiss the possibility.
**[11:29] ---**
Not if this card was granting
your unconscious desire.
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Let's do an experiment, Tomoki.
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Concentrate on this card for something.
**[11:39] ---**
O-Okay...
**[11:47] ---**
Handcuffs?
**[11:48] ---**
What in the world...?
**[11:50] ---**
I get it!
**[11:52] ---**
What?
**[11:53] ---**
There.
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What's the meaning of this?
**[11:56] ---**
Oh, I just wanted to try it.
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And...?
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I'm not wearing anything right now.
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If the wind blows, in the state I'm in,
**[12:06] ---**
how am I supposed to hold my skirt down?
**[12:18] ---**
Is something troubling you, Master?
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Safe...!
**[12:24] ---**
Or is it out?!
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Master?
**[12:27] ---**
Pa... Pa... Pa...
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Pa...?
**[12:30] ---**
Panties...!
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Panties!
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Yes, panties. All right,
**[12:35] ---**
I shall collect every pair of panties
within a 100 meter radius.
**[12:39] ---**
Oh, no way!
**[12:41] ---**
So then, in one of the
extras in this month's issue...
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What's wrong, Mikako?
**[12:53] ---**
They got me, too.
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They're still warm.
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Will this do, Master?
**[13:06] ---**
N-No!
**[13:15] ---**
Our panties...
**[13:18] ---**
They're flying away into the sky.
**[13:30] ---**
Listen here, Tomo.
**[13:32] ---**
Listen to what Grandpa has to say.
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The thing about a gaggle of geese
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is that if you fail to
hit the very first one,
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the rest of them will all fly away.
**[13:44] ---**
So you have to make
sure you hit that first one, okay?
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*Don't forget, Tomo,*
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*it's that first one.*
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*It's that first one.*
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Explain something to me.
Ikaros, is this all the card's doing?
**[14:22] ---**
Yes. This card is what
we call a transport device,
**[14:26] ---**
which calls for various
things from Synapse.
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The older cards only have the
ability to grant one thing per card.
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For example, this card was used
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to forcibly grant the master's desire.
**[14:40] ---**
I see. That unravels
the mystery of this incident.
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What does it mean, Sugata?
**[14:46] ---**
Allow me to explain.
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It works as follows:
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The panties that Mitsuki
showed off when she tripped
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were not to Tomoki's liking.
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As a result, the card activated,
**[14:58] ---**
and forcibly removed the
underwear that Tomoki didn't like.
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The handcuffs were also
nothing more than an implement
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to force Mitsuki to do as he wished.
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Sakurai, you're more of
a savage than I figured you for.
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I need to give you more credit.
**[15:13] ---**
Oh, no, the card did this all on its own!
**[15:16] ---**
So, what am I supposed to do?
**[15:19] ---**
Now that we know the cause,
the solution should be simple.
**[15:22] ---**
Mitsuki, you just have to put
on some panties that Tomoki likes.
**[15:28] ---**
Let's ask Ikaros and Mikako to go and buy
**[15:30] ---**
as many pairs of panties as they can.
**[15:30] ---**
I like the kind you can see right through.
**[15:33] ---**
Which means that I'll have to
try them all, one at a time, right?
**[15:38] ---**
But first, we have to get
home without any incident.
**[15:41] ---**
It's all right. Leave that to me.
**[15:44] ---**
Sohara, I will protect your flower patch!
**[15:49] ---**
You're kidding, right?
**[15:50] ---**
It almost seems like
someone's out to get you.
**[15:52] ---**
This is going to reflect up on me.
**[15:55] ---**
Let me take care of it!
I've trained for this!
**[15:58] ---**
Pantser On!!
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Shouldn't you be facing the other way?
**[16:07] ---**
Scramble Pants!!
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Tomo,
**[16:14] ---**
do me a favor? Hold my skirt down tight,
to keep it from flipping up.
**[16:19] ---**
Atomic Pants!!
**[16:24] ---**
Pants Spin Kick!!
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Pantser Break!!
**[16:33] ---**
*Tomoki is going all-out.
He's transcended human motion.*
**[16:38] ---**
We're home!
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We bought them, Master.
**[16:43] ---**
Oh, there are so many of them!
**[16:45] ---**
With this many pairs,
**[16:46] ---**
Sakurai should find at
least one of them to his liking.
**[16:53] ---**
Okay, I'll start putting them on.
**[16:55] ---**
Chairman, could you
and Ikaros give me a hand?
**[16:58] ---**
I can't really move like this.
**[17:00] ---**
Yes.
**[17:01] ---**
Okay, let's start trying these on!
**[17:03] ---**
Say, how about this pair?
**[17:07] ---**
Sakurai seems to have
a masochistic streak, after all.
**[17:10] ---**
I'll try them on.
**[17:11] ---**
Oh, Ikaros, I'm sorry about this,
**[17:14] ---**
but could you help me?
**[17:16] ---**
Yes.
**[17:22] ---**
Go ahead.
**[17:27] ---**
That tickles, Ikaros!
Your hands are touching my...
**[17:32] ---**
I am sorry. Um...
**[17:34] ---**
I'm really sorry about having
to ask you to help me like this.
**[17:37] ---**
It doesn't bother you?
**[17:39] ---**
No, I am fine.
**[17:42] ---**
You sure are nice, huh?
**[17:49] ---**
Thank you, Ikaros.
**[17:56] ---**
Aw, no good...
**[17:58] ---**
Well, how about this for the next one?
**[18:01] ---**
They're more on the innocent side,
and not very fancy.
**[18:11] ---**
What's going on here, Tomo?!
**[18:14] ---**
With as many as we had here,
*none* of them were any good?!
**[18:16] ---**
You're not saying you'd
prefer I went panty-free, are you?!
**[18:20] ---**
Quite the little savage.
**[18:22] ---**
N-No... But at this point, Sohara,
you should prepare yourself.
**[18:26] ---**
For what?
**[18:27] ---**
A lifelong commando lifestyle.
**[18:31] ---**
Miss Sohara...
**[18:32] ---**
There was one more pair, under the bag.
**[18:35] ---**
Gowrr
**[18:36] ---**
I doubt those will be any good.
**[18:38] ---**
I mean, they're almost the same
as what I had on to begin with.
**[18:41] ---**
Is that so?
**[18:43] ---**
But I'll try them on, anyhow.
**[18:55] ---**
So, were they no good, either?
**[18:57] ---**
It's been nice knowing you,
short though it's been.
**[18:59] ---**
P-Please don't abandon me!
**[19:02] ---**
I got them on!
**[19:03] ---**
I got them on! I got them on, Tomo!
**[19:06] ---**
Look. The handcuffs are off, too,
and I'm right as rain.
**[19:09] ---**
Really? It all worked out?
**[19:11] ---**
Yes. The card automatically
shut down, so everything is okay now.
**[19:16] ---**
Thank goodness.
**[19:18] ---**
Still, I don't quite get it.
**[19:20] ---**
That pair of underwear was
almost the same as the original, right?
**[19:24] ---**
Now that you mention it,
I wonder why that is.
**[19:27] ---**
Oh, who cares?
**[19:28] ---**
I don't even want to
think about panties for a while.
**[19:32] ---**
I guess you're right.
**[19:40] ---**
Sorry about what happened today, Sohara.
**[19:43] ---**
It's all right. Matter resolved.
**[19:45] ---**
Ikaros didn't give me that
card with any misplaced intentions.
**[19:49] ---**
Mm-hmm, I know.
**[19:55] ---**
Tomo, you and Ikaros
are going to be living together
**[19:58] ---**
for a little while, right?
**[20:00] ---**
Yeah. You know,
I can't just leave her hanging.
**[20:04] ---**
She doesn't have anywhere else to go.
**[20:07] ---**
And that collar of hers has me concerned.
**[20:11] ---**
That sounds like you, Tomo.
**[20:13] ---**
I mean, you've always been like that.
**[20:16] ---**
When you were little, you would
bring lost puppies home right away,
**[20:20] ---**
and you felt sorry for
them having to wear a collar,
**[20:22] ---**
so you took the liberty of removing them.
**[20:27] ---**
But then, Tomo,
it's that kind-heartedness that I find...
**[20:31] ---**
Huh?
**[20:33] ---**
Mm-mm, nothing!
**[20:35] ---**
You have to admit,
with those puppy panties,
**[20:38] ---**
you haven't changed at all.
**[20:41] ---**
You don't remember, way back?
**[20:46] ---**
Tomo, I can't do it!
There's no way I can break these!
**[20:51] ---**
You fool! It's your fight!
You don't have enough fight in you!
**[20:57] ---**
All right, time for some Spartan training.
**[21:02] ---**
Ho-ho, puppy-themed panties, huh?
**[21:05] ---**
Print panties are the best kind.
**[21:20] ---**
Come to think of it, Sohara,
**[21:22] ---**
that was the first time
your killer chop came to life.
**[21:28] ---**
I remember! As a result of
that trauma, I came to dislike dogs!
**[21:33] ---**
So that's it. That's why
puppy panties were no good.
**[21:39] ---**
That's the reason why I had
to go through all of this?
**[21:44] ---**
Then it really is
your fault, isn't it, Tomo?!
**[21:46] ---**
You idiot!
**[22:17] ---**
*I came to visit the cape*
**[22:26] ---**
*that you once told me about*
**[22:36] ---**
*We promised we'd come together,*
**[22:45] ---**
*but that can no longer be*
**[22:54] ---**
*As the tour bus runs around the cape*
**[23:04] ---**
*the blue sea stretches
out through the window*
**[23:13] ---**
*After I push this sorrow
deep into my heart,*
**[23:22] ---**
*I'll end this trip, and go back to the city*
**[23:34] ---**
Worldwide Panty Meteor Swarm Appears!!
**[23:34] ---**
In other
news, an incredibly rare panty meteor shower
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has
been spotted in the skies all over the world.
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Many experts are looking into
the cause of this odd phenomenon,
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and each organization involved
is suggesting further investigation.
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Here in New York,
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the swarm has been
spotted many times since last night,
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and the population has
spent an uneasy night.
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At the White House, many members
of the cabinet have been in and out,
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and we are anticipating official
measures to solve this matter soon.
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