# 16 - Bombshell! The Angel is a Big Boob
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR79V3VN6/heavens-lost-property)
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The remote, the remote...
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Here.
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Ah, thank you.
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Oh, sorry.
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B-Be more careful.
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*Whoa, that was kind of cute.*
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You called?
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No, I didn't!
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Master, the tea is ready.
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Ah, thank you.
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*Ikaros is becoming aware of her sexuality?!*
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You called?
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*No, I didn't!
*
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*No! No! No! It's crazy
to lust after mythical beings!*
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*I have to do something
about my overflowing desires!*
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*You're my first and last interest,*
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*my first and last love*
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*I was oblivious to fate
when I chose this future*
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"Heaven's Lost Property" "Forte"
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*My thanks to you (my thanks to you)*
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*I never knew I had (I
never knew I was born)*
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*these emotions (with these feelings)*
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*somewhere within me (somewhere unseen)*
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*Like magma beneath the ground,*
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*shaking the whole earth*
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*My heart awakens,*
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*setting my soul afire*
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*Wishes run up against*
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*my racing heartbeat*
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*You're my first and last interest,*
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*my first and last love*
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*I was oblivious to fate
when I chose this future*
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"Bombshell! The Angel Is a Big Boob"
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Tomoki, are you here?
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Master went up to the mountains.
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The mountains?
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He said something about training himself.
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Now, of all times!
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Is something the matter?
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Tomoki has been targeted.
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"Sorami Zen Temple"
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*Good afternoon, everyone. This is Tomoki.*
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*I have come to train in the mountains,*
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*to get away from the mythical creatures,*
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*who have become unusually sexy
lately for some reason.*
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*Focus, focus...*
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Aah...
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Master...
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You called?
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No, I didn't!
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You called, right?
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No, I didn't!
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*And so,*
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*I have come to the Zen temple,
to gain control over my earthly desires.*
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I found him.
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The other day, over
near the great cherry tree,
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an Angeloid I'd never
seen before fell from the sky.
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Judging by the vibe I got off of her,
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she is probably after Tomoki's life!
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Tomo!
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Deploying wide-area radar.
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Identifying enemy Angeloid
position and type.
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Enemy Angeloid has
already made contact with Master.
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Damn, we won't make it in time!
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Oh, no!
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Returning type. Enemy is a
localized combat model Angeloid...
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type Delta, Astraea.
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Target confirmed. Sakurai Tomoki.
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I will... eliminate you.
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Oh, it's the Delta.
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Alpha, let's go have
some snacks over there.
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Mm-hmm.
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Huh? Um...
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Are you sure Tomoki is okay?
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If it's Delta, he's fine.
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What do you mean, Nymph?
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Is she weak, or something?
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She's not weak.
She's ridiculously strong.
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She's even better than Alpha
when it comes to close-quarters combat.
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In that case...
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We first-generation combat Angeloids
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don't come equipped with all
that much functionality.
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For example...
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For as much computational
ability and emotional control I have,
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my combat abilities are low,
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and because Alpha has
computational and combat abilities,
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her emotional controls are set low, right?
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Since Delta is equipped with
combat ability and emotional control,
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her computational abilities are low.
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I see.
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Huh? What does that mean?
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In other words, she's stupid.
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*Aw, yet another problem has arrived.*
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*This reeks of trouble.*
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Sakurai, how about you do
waterfall training next?
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Oh, yes, Sir.
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Yes, yes, yes, I will do it, too!
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Me, too! Yes, yes, yes!
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*That's Ikaros' master for you.
He's not going to be that easy.*
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*He doesn't even know I'm here to kill him.*
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*Go ahead, let your guard down.*
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*Go! Go! Go! Go!*
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C-Cold!
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Hey, are you all right?
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Excuse me, Mr. Priest? Mr. Priest!
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You called?
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No, I didn't! Damn it,
why are you always doing this?!
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Away, worldly desires!
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*I've come here specifically
to gain control over my desires!*
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*Gain... control...*
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*over... my... desires...*
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Call me. Call me, already!
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*Damn it, I am not giving up.*
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*I am not giving up!*
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*Away, worldly desires!*
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Master appears to be here.
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I'm telling you, he's fine.
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Still, I'm worried about him.
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Besides, I'm curious what kind
of training Tomoki is going through.
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Sohara, you wait here for the time being.
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Mm-hmm.
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I'll go on ahead, and see
what the situation is.
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I guess... if I don't get rid of these,
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my desires won't go away, either.
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Thank you, for all you've done.
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Just one more time, for the road!
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*I sense someone!*
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Nymph?
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Y-Y-You perv!
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What are you doing here?
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You sleaze!
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You've been leering at me in
that same way all this time, huh?!
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--Like doing that...
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--Come on.
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Take off your clothes,
so I can examine you.
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That huge injection is
too big for me, Doctor!
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And doing that...
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You need a spanking.
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Please forgive me, master!
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You've wanted to do that,
haven't you, you pervert?!
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Would you hold on a second!
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What?
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You've got some nerve,
for being just a kid!
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You can talk once you've grown up a bit!
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Especially around here!
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All right. I'll show you
what I'll look like, all grown up!
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Angeloids don't age,
so using this pseudo-growth device...
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You can just fall to your knees
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and look at the nice body
I'll develop in five years!
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Well? This is how I'd
look, five years older.
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Check out these breasts!
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N-Not yet!
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Well? These are my breasts in ten years!
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N-Not yet! I swear,
they're going to get bigger!
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I-Imagine, going this long,
and they're no bigger...
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Tomoki, you big dummy! You sick pervert!
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Ah, she's back.
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Hey, Nymph!
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How did it...
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Did something happen?
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I will go see how Master is doing.
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Now, back to training.
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No, one more time, first!
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*I sense someone!*
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*Why is Ikaros here?*
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Whoa! What is this?!
I've never seen anything so treacherous!
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Master, are those really that dangerous?
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You bet they are!
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These naked women
gang up together to seduce men!
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Somebody must be hatching some plot!
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I will deal with these later.
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Acknowledged.
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I will eliminate anything
that poses a danger to Master.
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Multiple enemies identified in
this area. Eliminating all of them.
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Ikaros, well done... That's enough...
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Go on back, now...
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Yes, Master...
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How did it go, Ikaros?
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Master is all right,
but he did not seem very cheery.
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Is that right?
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Yes.
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I'm worried about you, Tomo.
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"Heaven's Lost Property" "Forte"
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"Heaven's Lost Property" "Forte"
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You're right,
this does look just like the trees
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that we saw in Sakurai's dream, huh?
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Ikaros, I hate to ask,
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but could you see if this acorn
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is of the same variety as this chinquapin?
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Yes.
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Commencing componential analysis... 50%...
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80%... 100%...
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Exiting normally.
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The components of these
two organic substances
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are a perfect match. I affirm
that they are of the same variety.
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I knew it.
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What's going on, Ei?
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All of our answers are in the New World.
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Up beyond the sky.
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Rest in peace, guys.
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*What could he be doing?*
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*He's so defenseless!*
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*A porno mag! If I can put
him even more off his guard,*
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*I might be able to kill him!*
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Excuse me, Sir...
**[14:18] ---**
There's an even more incredible
porno magazine over here.
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"Ero-traea"
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W-What's this?
**[14:30] ---**
Bang!
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Oh, it's you?
**[14:34] ---**
Huh? Huh? Hold on a second!
Look! How about this?
**[14:39] ---**
See? Flashie... flashie...
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Nowadays, that soft-core stuff
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wouldn't even turn on a middle-schooler.
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In that case, how do you like this?!
**[15:02] ---**
I-Is this...?
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One more layer to go...!
**[15:23] ---**
An uncut page?!
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No, I can't go any further!
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Enough of your futile resistance!
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Damn, is there anything
here that can cut this?
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Like scissors, or a box cutter?
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Yes.
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Oh, thank you!
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You see? It cuts well.
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*To think, my desires are so
entrenched that it's come to this.*
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Here you go.
The priest said to bring this to you.
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Ah, thank you.
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I gratefully accept this food.
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*You've let your guard down,
you little bug. That food is poisoned.*
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*It's chock full of this deadly poison...*
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*that I forgot to put in!*
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J-Just a minute!
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Give me that food back!
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Hey, what are you doing?!
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Give that back!
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M-Move!
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Don't push!
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Tomo... Tomo...!
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Who cares, right?
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Grandpa?
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Whether they're human,
or whether they're mythical beings,
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as long as they've got boobs,
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who cares, right?
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*I get it, Grandpa.*
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*Who cares, right?*
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What...?
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The Six Domains... when a person dies,
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they are led through six worlds,
depending on their deeds in life...
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Namely, the Hell Realm, the
Preta Realm, the Animal Realm,
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the Asura Realm, the Human
Realm, and the Blissful Realm.
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These are paths that cannot be avoided,
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in order to atone for one's sins.
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This is what I have devised
during my Zen temple training!
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Finishing strike!
Welcome to Tomoki's Six Domains of Hell!
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Tomoki Hell Realm!
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That's hot!
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Tomoki Preta Realm!
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Whoa, y-yuck!
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Tomoki Animal Realm!
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Tomoki Asura Realm!
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I can't take any more!
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Where is the way out?
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Welcome to the Human Realm.
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No! No, I say!
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Come on, have a look.
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You called?
**[18:58] ---**
Whoa, what is that?!
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This is the Blissful Realm.
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What is that?!
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No more!
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I'm home.
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Welcome home, Master.
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Would you like a bath?
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Not right now. I'm exhausted.
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*Master is in low spirits.*
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*Perhaps I should not
have eliminated those things.*
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Activating card.
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What are those?
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Ikaros...
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Yes?
**[20:34] ---**
You big lunkhead,
you just had to go and do this!
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Yes...
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*Good.*
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*As long as Master is happy,
that is all I could ask for.*
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Master...
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These little ones say
they want to have a festival,
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to celebrate their resurrection.
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Yeah, do it! Do it up big!
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*In the summer meadow,*
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*the Milky Way sings high above*
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*Placing your hand to your chest,*
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*you feel the wind*
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*Your warmth is a remnant*
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*of the cosmos burning*
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*in a distant age*
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*You are the cosmos*
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*The history of ten billion years*
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*flows within your body even now,*
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*You hear the voices
of lights high in the sky*
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*You are the stars; we all are, we all are*
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Due to unforeseen contingency,
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circuits shutting down.
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Commencing initialization.
Restarting. Reaffirming mission.
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Dreams...
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An imperfect and unique phenomenon
only experienced by Downers.
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One year ago, an incident
of uncertain origin occurred
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in which the dream of one
Downer connected to Synapse.
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Concluding that there was
no particular danger,
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the Supreme Council's
ultimate decision was to let it pass.
**[23:16] ---**
However, the other day,
evidence was discovered that Downers
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had infiltrated Synapse's core.
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The core is where the Rule is.
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Rule?
**[23:25] ---**
Now, although not acknowledging
any interference with the Rule,
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the Synapse Supreme Council
ruled that this posed a danger.
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The alert level was
bumped all the way up to 4,
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and ruled that it was
necessary to eliminate the Downer
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Sakurai Tomoki at once.
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My mission is to eliminate
Sakurai Tomoki at once,
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and determine the cause of...
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It would appear...
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that we need to have a long talk.
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"A Proud-fought Battle"
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Next time, "A Proud-fought Battle"