# 23 - Shoot-out! Fishing At the Jumbo Carnival of Dreams
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR79V3VN6/heavens-lost-property)
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**[00:24] ---**
"Student Council Room"
**[00:26] ---**
"World Domination"
**[00:27] ---**
It's so peaceful.
**[00:29] ---**
Yes it is.
**[00:31] ---**
Aw, I punched in the wrong
numbers again. Geez...
**[00:36] ---**
It really is peaceful.
**[00:44] ---**
Everyone has been
all wrapped up in love,
**[00:46] ---**
and battle, and tears... and
I haven't had anything to show.
**[00:54] ---**
Where am I supposed
to vent my anger?
**[00:59] ---**
Oh, no, I know.
There's only one person...
**[01:04] ---**
who's going to get it.
**[01:06] ---**
*You're my first and last interest,*
**[01:09] ---**
*my first and last love*
**[01:12] ---**
*I was oblivious to fate
when I chose this future*
**[01:26] ---**
"Heaven's Lost Property" "Forte"
**[01:32] ---**
*My thanks to you (my thanks to you)*
**[01:38] ---**
*I never knew I had (I
never knew I was born)*
**[01:44] ---**
*these emotions (with these feelings)*
**[01:50] ---**
*somewhere within me (somewhere unseen)*
**[01:56] ---**
*Like magma beneath the ground,*
**[02:02] ---**
*shaking the whole earth*
**[02:08] ---**
*My heart awakens,*
**[02:11] ---**
*setting my soul afire*
**[02:14] ---**
*Wishes run up against*
**[02:17] ---**
*my racing heartbeat*
**[02:20] ---**
*You're my first and last interest,*
**[02:23] ---**
*my first and last love*
**[02:26] ---**
*I was oblivious to fate
when I chose this future*
**[02:38] ---**
"Shoot-out! Fishing At the
Jumbo Carnival of Dreams"
**[02:44] ---**
*This time of year
has come around again.*
**[02:48] ---**
*Today, I'm at the
local shrine with everyone,*
**[02:51] ---**
*for the summer festival.*
**[02:58] ---**
Nothing beats
peace and quiet, all right.
**[03:01] ---**
Sakurai!
**[03:08] ---**
Yo, we meet again.
**[03:11] ---**
It's summer. Here I am.
**[03:16] ---**
Okay, for this year's event...
**[03:20] ---**
Ah, before I get to that...
**[03:22] ---**
Girls, come this way.
**[03:23] ---**
"Girls"
**[03:25] ---**
Now, once again, for the boys
who remain, this years event will be...
**[03:31] ---**
"Big Catch"
**[03:35] ---**
a Yo-Yo Fish-off!
**[03:40] ---**
No! No, no, no, no!
**[03:42] ---**
There's no way I'm
participating this year!
**[03:44] ---**
No way am I participating!
**[03:46] ---**
Allow me to explain the rules.
**[03:49] ---**
Oops-a-daisy...
**[03:58] ---**
Um, Chairman...
**[04:00] ---**
why are you in a swimsuit?
**[04:02] ---**
Sakurai, what is the
"yo-yo" in Yo-Yo Fishing?
**[04:07] ---**
Well, it's, you know, the
thing that goes "boing-boing."
**[04:11] ---**
Yes. "Boing-boing," right?
**[04:24] ---**
Fish!
**[04:26] ---**
What?!
**[04:31] ---**
Well? Boingy-boingy, right?
**[04:37] ---**
Look!
**[04:38] ---**
The girls are in the pool!
**[04:40] ---**
What is this?!
**[04:42] ---**
No!
**[04:53] ---**
The rules are simple.
**[04:55] ---**
Pair off in twos, and whichever
team catches the biggest "yo-yo"
**[04:59] ---**
will be declared the winner. Okay?
**[05:03] ---**
What a shame.
Sakurai, who was favored to win,
**[05:08] ---**
says there's no
way he's participating.
**[05:15] ---**
Tomoko will be taking part!
**[05:18] ---**
The wind is whatchamacallit
today, and so is the tide...
**[05:29] ---**
All right, once again,
let the Yo-Yo Fish-off...
**[05:34] ---**
begin!
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Let's go!
**[05:40] ---**
And so, Satsukitane presents
the Yo-Yo Fish-off, now underway!
**[05:46] ---**
I'm back as your host,
the math teacher, Takehara!
**[05:51] ---**
And I am your commentator, Ikaros.
**[05:53] ---**
This contest will be won
by whichever team fishes out
**[05:56] ---**
the biggest yabbos... I mean,
yo-yos before time runs out.
**[05:59] ---**
And right off, there's
a mad dash in the pool
**[06:01] ---**
as breast-starved wolves
go after their yo-yos!
**[06:04] ---**
Hold on!
**[06:05] ---**
You're kidding, right?
**[06:06] ---**
Stay away!
**[06:07] ---**
But the ones to watch
would have to be these two teams!
**[06:13] ---**
The Tomoko-Sugata and
Satsukitane-Night Stand Guy pairs!
**[06:19] ---**
Now then, time to measure!
**[06:21] ---**
Since we're both girls,
there's no shame, right?
**[06:23] ---**
No! Let me go! Stop!
**[06:27] ---**
Tomoko is quick!
This time, she catches a double!
**[06:31] ---**
Make a printing, make a printing!
**[06:32] ---**
Stop that!
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It tickles!
**[06:35] ---**
Thank you, I now have them.
**[06:39] ---**
--Tomoko! Tomoko! Tomoko!
**[06:40] ---**
--Oh, here comes a Tomoko Call!
**[06:44] ---**
--The Tomoko-Sugata pair's
momentum is unstoppable,
**[06:46] ---**
as they've already caught their fourth!
**[06:50] ---**
Hey, you!
**[06:51] ---**
There's no way I'm
letting you measure me!
**[06:54] ---**
If you try pulling anything
funny, you'll pay for it!
**[07:00] ---**
Come on back when you're bigger.
**[07:03] ---**
And amazingly, she releases Nymph!
**[07:05] ---**
Outstanding. He returned
the small fish to the sea.
**[07:08] ---**
What fisherman's manners.
**[07:10] ---**
Yes.
**[07:11] ---**
If you fool around too much,
we'll run out of time.
**[07:15] ---**
Go after a bigger catch!
**[07:17] ---**
Roger!
**[07:19] ---**
*Now then,*
**[07:21] ---**
*time to call in the big guns.*
**[07:37] ---**
*There she is!*
**[07:38] ---**
*Big catch... big catch...*
**[07:42] ---**
*Big catch sighted!*
**[07:45] ---**
You're mine!
**[07:48] ---**
I forgot to mention,
you're free to interfere.
**[07:57] ---**
I've been waiting for this.
**[08:01] ---**
Aw, gee whiz...
**[08:07] ---**
Tomoko has been shot down!
**[08:10] ---**
--Will the heavily-favored team
go down to defeat so soon?
**[08:11] ---**
--Shake it off! Hey!
**[08:14] ---**
Meanwhile the Chairman-Night
Stand Guy pair
**[08:17] ---**
come away with balloon-class yo-yos!
**[08:20] ---**
I can't stand it!
**[08:23] ---**
Pole fishing is getting us nowhere.
**[08:25] ---**
Let's turn it around
with some mass-harvesting.
**[08:27] ---**
Right!
**[08:30] ---**
*And so, we managed to
put up a good fight,*
**[08:35] ---**
*but were thwarted
by the chairman's team*
**[08:39] ---**
*at all the critical points,
and time ran out*
**[08:42] ---**
*without our being able
to make any big catches.*
**[08:47] ---**
Man, how rude!
**[08:49] ---**
Who is he calling a guppy?
It's so maddening!
**[08:52] ---**
There, there, Miss Nymph.
**[08:55] ---**
What choice did he have?
**[08:58] ---**
Did you just snicker?!
**[09:00] ---**
After all...
**[09:01] ---**
Hold it, Delta!
**[09:04] ---**
Enjoying yourselves?
**[09:05] ---**
Ah, Alpha!
**[09:07] ---**
Huh? Miss Ikaros,
why aren't you in the pool?
**[09:16] ---**
I do not wish to go into
the water for a little while.
**[09:21] ---**
No, I suppose not.
Not after what happened.
**[09:26] ---**
I feel bad for what happened
to her, but you had no choice.
**[09:31] ---**
If you hadn't done what you did,
**[09:33] ---**
we would all be done for.
**[09:40] ---**
Chaos...
**[09:42] ---**
"Heaven's Lost Property" "Forte"
**[09:44] ---**
"Heaven's Lost Property" "Forte"
**[09:50] ---**
How did it go?
**[09:51] ---**
No good.
**[09:52] ---**
There are ten minutes remaining.
**[09:54] ---**
Will the Satsukitane pair
continue on to victory?
**[09:57] ---**
There's no more time left.
**[09:59] ---**
There aren't any more
catches bigger than Astraea.
**[10:01] ---**
Now that you mention it,
I've heard stories...
**[10:05] ---**
about the legend of
a guardian spirit.
**[10:12] ---**
There's a legend of a
spirit that lives in this pool.
**[10:16] ---**
Its size far overwhelms all others,
**[10:19] ---**
and what's more,
it continues to grow bigger.
**[10:23] ---**
A spirit?
**[10:42] ---**
Sh-She's huge!
**[10:46] ---**
This is ominous...
**[10:48] ---**
Are you all right, Master?
**[10:51] ---**
It would seem that
Providence is telling me
**[10:54] ---**
to get serious, already!
**[11:00] ---**
Master...
**[11:06] ---**
Launch the boat.
**[11:08] ---**
Don't say another word.
We're setting sail!
**[11:17] ---**
We've taken damage starboard.
**[11:18] ---**
Damn, helm's not responding!
**[11:20] ---**
Go! Let me handle the boat!
**[11:22] ---**
Right!
**[11:25] ---**
Sugata...
**[11:28] ---**
When I...
**[11:30] ---**
get back, I'm thinking of proposing.
**[11:38] ---**
*Propose? What is that?*
**[11:56] ---**
*Once I get back,*
**[11:59] ---**
*I'll bring a bouquet of flowers...*
**[12:03] ---**
*to you.*
**[12:26] ---**
*Ikaros...*
**[12:27] ---**
*How are you?*
**[12:29] ---**
*Once I got back,
I was thinking of proposing,*
**[12:33] ---**
*but I'm sorry...*
**[12:37] ---**
*I won't be coming back.*
**[12:47] ---**
*Even so,*
**[12:48] ---**
*I have no regrets.*
**[12:57] ---**
*After all,*
**[12:59] ---**
*the boobs are so big...*
**[13:02] ---**
*The boobs...*
**[13:06] ---**
*are so big...*
**[13:16] ---**
*So big...*
**[13:18] ---**
Time is now up!
The Satsukitane-Night Stand Guy pair wins!
**[13:33] ---**
You're leaving?
**[13:34] ---**
Yeah.
**[13:35] ---**
Until next time.
**[13:39] ---**
Yeah.
**[13:46] ---**
"Bane of Women"
"Horndog Sakurai"
**[13:49] ---**
Ah, much better.
**[13:52] ---**
Are you sure you
don't want to help him down?
**[13:54] ---**
I'm sure!
**[13:56] ---**
Where does Tomo get off,
Yo-Yo Fishing?
**[14:00] ---**
And that legendary spirit thing. Geez!
**[14:04] ---**
He said he was going to propose.
**[14:05] ---**
He just doesn't get
other people's feelings.
**[14:09] ---**
Sohara...
**[14:10] ---**
What?
**[14:13] ---**
What is love?
**[14:18] ---**
I do not understand love.
**[14:25] ---**
But sometimes,
I feel pain in my reactor,
**[14:30] ---**
and it becomes hard to breathe.
**[14:32] ---**
You don't say. I'm the
same way you are, Ikaros.
**[14:37] ---**
I don't understand love,
and get all insecure.
**[14:41] ---**
Even so, you want to be together
with the one you love, huh?
**[14:48] ---**
Yes.
**[14:51] ---**
Let's go.
**[14:56] ---**
*Ikaros must have feelings...*
**[14:59] ---**
*for Tomo...*
**[15:03] ---**
Mm-mm, it's nothing.
**[15:09] ---**
"Ladies Home Love Theater"
"Barnyard Sonata"
**[15:12] ---**
You're proposing, Moota?
**[15:14] ---**
Yes, I'm proposing.
**[15:17] ---**
Umami, let's be together forever.
**[15:20] ---**
I'm flattered, Moota.
**[15:21] ---**
A proposal...
**[15:23] ---**
--But we're still in middle school.
**[15:23] ---**
--It's kind of like a declaration of love.
**[15:25] ---**
--As long as we love each
other, our age doesn't matter.
**[15:26] ---**
--You promise to be together forever.
**[15:27] ---**
--But we're still children.
**[15:29] ---**
--Together... forever...
**[15:29] ---**
--We're not children! I am an adult!
You want me to show you?
**[15:31] ---**
--Something the matter?
**[15:32] ---**
--Oh, by any chance,...
**[15:32] ---**
--Moota, what are you doing?!
What if someone sees you?
**[15:34] ---**
--Are you still upset
over not knowing what love is?
**[15:36] ---**
--Quiet! Just stay quiet
and keep your eyes closed!
**[15:38] ---**
--Come to think of it, Tomoki
had something that might help.
**[15:40] ---**
--You're still a little
boy when it comes to that.
**[15:43] ---**
--W-What?!
**[15:44] ---**
--I know it's here somewhere... Here it is!
**[15:45] ---**
--The truth is, I want to marry you, Moota.
**[15:47] ---**
"Studies in Love Series"
"My First Errand"
**[15:48] ---**
--"Studies in Love"
**[15:48] ---**
--But I have this secret...
**[15:50] ---**
--See?
**[15:52] ---**
No... Don't... I'm going to...
I'm going to get lost...
**[15:56] ---**
What is this?
**[15:57] ---**
Beats me.
**[15:58] ---**
Whew, they finally let me go.
**[16:02] ---**
W-What are you watching?! Hey!!
**[16:06] ---**
No! No! No! No!!
**[16:09] ---**
Um, Master...
**[16:11] ---**
What?!
**[16:13] ---**
Master, when you
said you would propose...
**[16:17] ---**
Huh?
**[16:18] ---**
Earlier, at the festival...
**[16:23] ---**
Oh, no, that's not the
kind of proposal I meant!
**[16:27] ---**
How can I explain this?
**[16:30] ---**
Now that you mention it,
I have something to give you.
**[16:34] ---**
Here, your allowance.
**[16:37] ---**
And for you, too, Nymph.
**[16:39] ---**
Allowance?
**[16:40] ---**
Sohara mentioned it the other day.
**[16:42] ---**
Ikaros, you're able to do normal
shopping on your own now,
**[16:46] ---**
and Nymph, there are
things you want, too, right?
**[16:49] ---**
Is this an errand?
**[16:51] ---**
No, it's your allowance!
**[16:53] ---**
"My First Allowance!"
**[16:56] ---**
"~Mythical Being Edition~"
**[17:05] ---**
*You guys can spend it
any way you like. Understand?*
**[17:13] ---**
Yay! Now I can buy lots of snacks!
**[17:16] ---**
Alpha, what are you...
**[17:21] ---**
What are you doing?
**[17:23] ---**
I thought I would start by petting it.
**[17:26] ---**
Huh? Something
that would please Tomo?
**[17:29] ---**
Yes.
**[17:30] ---**
Well, there are any number
of things you could get for Tomo
**[17:33] ---**
that would please him.
Some porn, maybe?
**[17:37] ---**
But I doubt he needs
anything material.
**[17:40] ---**
Ikaros, I think he's happy
just being together with you guys.
**[17:44] ---**
Together...
**[17:47] ---**
Hey...
**[17:47] ---**
are you mad about something?
**[17:50] ---**
I thought we could be together.
**[17:52] ---**
All right, all right!
We can be together forever,
**[17:55] ---**
but for now, get off of me.
You're smothering me.
**[17:57] ---**
Ah, I'll live!
**[18:00] ---**
Master, did you just say
we would be together forever?
**[18:04] ---**
Yeah, sure, sure.
**[18:09] ---**
Ikaros, hello!
**[18:13] ---**
Something that will please Sakurai?
**[18:15] ---**
Yes.
**[18:16] ---**
Let's see... You could join him
for a bath, couldn't you? Yes.
**[18:22] ---**
He's probably still sore
from all that Yo-Yo Fishing.
**[18:30] ---**
Master...
**[18:31] ---**
Whoa, what are you doing?!
**[18:36] ---**
*Master got angry at me.*
**[18:39] ---**
*Perhaps it really does
have to be something material.*
**[18:47] ---**
Something that would please Tomoki?
**[18:50] ---**
Yes.
**[18:57] ---**
How about that?
**[19:00] ---**
But...
**[19:01] ---**
Tomoki will be pleased.
**[19:05] ---**
Very well.
**[19:09] ---**
I will go buy it at once.
**[19:27] ---**
W-Welcome...
**[19:34] ---**
There they are.
**[19:43] ---**
Ah, I'm so happy!
**[19:45] ---**
Isn't that the truth!
**[19:48] ---**
Hey, Delta! Why are you eating
my snacks without asking?!
**[19:51] ---**
What's the problem? You have
so much here, you won't miss a little.
**[19:56] ---**
But you're eating too much!
**[19:58] ---**
That's because I'm hungry!
**[19:59] ---**
Miss Nymph, you're being
stingy, stingy, stingy!
**[20:02] ---**
Keep it down, you guys!
**[20:03] ---**
Ah, Tomoki...
**[20:06] ---**
Here.
**[20:08] ---**
You can have it.
I bought so much, I can't eat it all.
**[20:14] ---**
Thanks.
**[20:17] ---**
You fibber! When I ate some,
because you had too much,
**[20:20] ---**
you got mad at me!
**[20:21] ---**
Shut up!
**[20:22] ---**
--Fibber! Fibber! Fibber!
**[20:22] ---**
--Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
**[20:23] ---**
--I am home.
**[20:25] ---**
Ah, Ikaros, welcome back.
**[20:28] ---**
Master, um...
**[20:32] ---**
Oh, right. Your melon patch
was ruined, so you bought that, huh?
**[20:37] ---**
Ugh, I just remembered
being swallowed by that watermelon.
**[20:40] ---**
*This was wrong, all right.
After all, this is what I wanted.*
**[20:46] ---**
Well, even so,
**[20:47] ---**
it's all good. You bought what you
wanted with your own allowance.
**[20:52] ---**
Good for you, Ikaros.
**[20:56] ---**
*Master was pleased,
just like Sugata said.*
**[21:02] ---**
*Why?*
**[21:04] ---**
*This was something that I wanted,
not something that Master wanted.*
**[21:11] ---**
*Master, did you just say we
would be together forever?*
**[21:15] ---**
*Yeah, sure, sure.*
**[21:17] ---**
*Might not that have been a "proposal"?*
**[21:42] ---**
*(Smooch, smooch, smooch-smooch)*
**[21:43] ---**
*Summertime girl,*
**[21:46] ---**
*you look very good in your bikini*
**[21:48] ---**
*It's so stimulating, I'm getting dizzy*
**[21:53] ---**
*(Smooch, smooch, smooch-smooch)*
**[21:55] ---**
*Slipping through the sea breeze,*
**[21:57] ---**
*riding on my skateboard,*
**[22:00] ---**
*I'm coming to pick you up, just wait there*
**[22:06] ---**
*You're the one that I long for*
**[22:12] ---**
*Ice cream, you scream*
**[22:15] ---**
*It's the season for love*
**[22:18] ---**
*Lower the beach parasol*
**[22:20] ---**
*so we can hide*
**[22:24] ---**
*Ice cream, you scream*
**[22:27] ---**
*I love you,*
**[22:29] ---**
*my girl, my girl*
**[22:52] ---**
*(Smooch-smooch-smooch-smooch)*
**[22:57] ---**
Ah, it's shining.
**[23:02] ---**
It disappeared. This pressure
is incredible. I can't move.
**[23:10] ---**
I wish she would
have told me what love is.
**[23:15] ---**
It hurts...
**[23:17] ---**
It hurts, it hurts...
**[23:21] ---**
It hurts?
**[23:23] ---**
My reactor hurts. Is this love?
**[23:27] ---**
That's it! This is what love is!
**[23:36] ---**
Little fishies, does that hurt?
Let me show you...
**[23:41] ---**
This is what "love" is!
**[23:44] ---**
I have to eat a lot,
and get nice and big, quickly.
**[23:48] ---**
And then, this time,
I'll show them all what "love" is.
**[23:53] ---**
All of them... all of them...
**[24:00] ---**
Next time,
"Peek Into the Fantasy Field"
**[24:00] ---**
"Peek Into the Fantasy Field"