5 - Hot Night With the Big Fish
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Good day, ladies and gentlemen.
My name is Sugata Eishiro.
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I am currently seeking an assistant.
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During the Age of Exploration,
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the man who pioneered a
southern route around the world
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was Ferdinand Magellan.
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His greatest feat was to prove
outright that the world was round,
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by use of his colleagues'
navigational logbooks.
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The mapmakers of the time
must have been thrown into disarray.
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After all, their conception of
the world had been disproved.
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It's possible for the same
thing to happen in our age,
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if only a New World were discovered.
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Incidentally, there is a
reference in the navigational logs
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to some giant footprints,
discovered near Patagonia.
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Even now, the possibility of one
surviving on an island somewhere
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is greater than zero.
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Would you...
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be my assistant?
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I can hear my heart bell
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dou shita tte iu no
[01:24] ---
mune no beru ga naru
[01:29] ---
Heaven's Lost Property
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hajimari wa ano toki
datta (ringin' ringin')
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kimi ga me no mae ni
totsuzen (ringin' ringin')
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arawareta no wa umareru mae kara
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kimerarete'ta n da ne
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kitto sou da yo
[01:56] ---
negai ya yabou ya kuusou ga
[02:01] ---
shiranai reberu e doa o tataite
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habataku kagi to mirai o kureru
(with your wings)
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I can hear my heart bell
[02:16] ---
tomerarenai yo
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tenshi ga narashiteru
"daisuki" no aizu da yo ne
[02:25] ---
can you hear my heart bell?
[02:27] ---
Dou shita tte iu no
[02:30] ---
kiita koto ga nai mune no beru ga naru
[02:35] ---
sore de mo mada kimi
wa nani mo shiranai keredo
[02:51] ---
Summer vacation is almost here.
It's so hot.
[02:55] ---
I'll have to buy a cooler.
[02:57] ---
Master, before you do that,
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should you not do something
about where you are living?
[03:03] ---
Yeah, you're right.
Thanks to those panties,
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the whole house has
been blown to smithereens.
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I know!
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What if we went and
had Sugata put us up again?
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Hot Night With the Big Fish
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Sugata!
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I hate to drop in out of the blue,
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but could we stay with
you for a little while?
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It's okay with me...
[03:30] ---
You mean it? Hooray!
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But I can't vouch for your safety.
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Look out, Tomoki!
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The bears come around here
a lot this time of year. Be careful.
[03:48] ---
No good! If we stay here,
we're gonna die!
[03:54] ---
Nope.
[03:55] ---
Tomo, you're sure to rummage
through my underwear and stuff.
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There's no way you're staying here!
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You're sure you won't come over?
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I can't take the bears!
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You can get eaten by them, for all I care.
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That's cold, Sohara!
We've been friends since we were kids!
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At a time like this, you've got to help me!
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Well then, can you promise
that if you come into my room,
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you'll stay out of my underwear?
[04:13] ---
Y-Yes, I can do that.
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I doubt it.
[04:17] ---
This looks like fun.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, well in that case,
Sakurai, would you like to come over?
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I will do my utmost to be your host.
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Chairman, your house is
the biggest one in town, right?
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That's right! They're huge celebrities!
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If you like, Mitsuki and Sugata,
you can come as well.
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The ultra-celebrity lifestyle...
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We'll come!
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Okay then, that settles it.
Let's head there right now.
[05:00] ---
Well, if you'll excuse me...
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Why are you hanging back?
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It isn't like you, Sugata!
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Celebrity! Celebrity!
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I am Mikako's father.
Please, make yourselves at home.
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The Satsukitane Family here
is the clan that has controlled Sorami
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ever since the Edo post town period.
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Organized Crime
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You mean, they're that kind of celebrity?
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Well, you might say that.
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You all don't have to be afraid.
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It's all right, as long as you don't
do anything too out-of-bounds.
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Boss!
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S-S-Sorry about that!
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She's not all that bright!
Please, spare our lives!
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We're good.
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Come on, now, what are you doing?
Hurry up and see to our guests!
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Very good, Sir!
[06:18] ---
This is awesome!
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Here you go, young master.
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And this, as well, young master.
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They're addressing Sugata as
"young master."
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That's probably because
the chairman and Sugata
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have been close to
each other since they were kids.
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Care to join me elsewhere?
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You mean it?!
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That's it. I can't eat any more.
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Where is Master?
[06:55] ---
Oh, Tomo went off to have a bath.
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What? Did you say a bath?!
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Is something the matter?
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Oh, it's just that the
Satsukitane Family has a bath,
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called the "Hell's Gate Bath,"
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that only members of
the clan are allowed to enter.
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As long as Tomoki doesn't go
in there by mistake, he'll be fine.
[07:18] ---
Oh...?
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What's this?
Did you want to come in with me?
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I don't mind if you do.
[07:28] ---
N-No, I, uh...
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For you to come right on in without asking,
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you're surprisingly aggressive, Sakurai.
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N-No!
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But unfortunately,
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in all seriousness,
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you'd best get out of here right away.
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You could get killed.
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Target at 3 o'clock and fleeing!
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A wanton intruder has entered
the sacred clan's Hell's Gate Bath!
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There he is!
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Hold it, you!
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Give it up!
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I'm gonna get killed!
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Mister, help me!
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I'm sorry. You may be Mikako's friend,
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but our law is absolute.
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Kill him.
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Tomo!
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Why?
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The Hell's Gate Bath was once
the place where the celestial maidens,
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the ancestors of the Satsukitane Family,
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came to purify their heavenly raiment.
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However, after the maidens passed away,
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and the bath was opened to visitors,
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a divine punishment befell
the land of Sorami.
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Earthquakes, famine, tempests...
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It is said that they finally subsided
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once the visitors were beheaded.
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Ever since,
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we members of the clan
have enshrined this bath
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as the Hell's Gate Bath,
in order to protect the land of Sorami.
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He is Mikako's friend.
See that he suffers as little as possible.
[09:19] ---
Yes, Sir.
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Tomo!
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Mikako, make them stop!
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I can't. In the Satsukitane Family,
the law is absolute.
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I cannot stop this.
But Ei, you may be able to.
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Stop this!
If you take any further action...
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Young Sugata, don't tell me you
would defy the Satsukitane Family.
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You're kidding, right?
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Stop! Please stop!
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You're in my way. Get back!
[10:09] ---
What are you doing to my master?
[10:14] ---
I asked you what you
were doing to my master.
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Stop, Ikaros!
[11:03] ---
I'm sorry for causing a disturbance.
[11:06] ---
It's all right.
Out of respect for the young lady,
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I will allow this to slide tonight.
[11:11] ---
She appears to be quite extraordinary.
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Let's go, Ikaros.
[11:18] ---
Yes, Master.
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Don't let this bother you.
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Yes...
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Mikako, I leave it to you to finish this.
[11:34] ---
Yes, Sir.
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Good morning, everyone.
[11:46] ---
Good morning.
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Get up, okay? We're almost there.
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Let me welcome you to our desert island.
[12:00] ---
What is this?!
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Heaven's Lost Property
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Wow, the sea is so pretty!
[12:17] ---
This island is owned
by the Satsukitane Family,
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so feel free to get as cozy as you like.
[12:23] ---
Still, why are we here on a desert island?
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Because someone broke a
very important rule,
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making it difficult for
us to stay at the house.
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I'd feel too sorry to
just turn you out, so instead,
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I thought we could spend
some time on our island.
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Have I put you out?
[12:41] ---
Oh, no, not at all...
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You would go to this length for Tomo?
[12:47] ---
Tomo, you should really thank her!
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Thank you very much.
[12:52] ---
My pleasure.
[12:57] ---
Since we're here,
I'd like to go take a dip in the ocean!
[13:00] ---
Just a moment.
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Don't forget, this is a desert island.
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We should first procure something
to eat, if we're going to get by.
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But this is the chairman's island.
Isn't there a cottage, or something?
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There's nothing here.
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That's the shape of it, so you see,
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there's no time for goofing around.
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Let's ask Ikaros and Tomoki
to find something to eat.
[13:22] ---
We'll go look for some drinking water.
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All right.
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Hey, Ikaros...
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Yes, Master?
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Go catch us a suitable
sea bream or tuna or something
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from out of the sea around here.
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Yes, Master.
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As long as we're here,
let's go extravagant!
[13:40] ---
Yes, Master.
[13:49] ---
I see some coconut crabs!
[13:51] ---
Yay, coconut crabs!
I've always wanted to try them.
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I'm sorry...! Please forgive me...!
[14:08] ---
It's no use, they nearly killed me.
[14:11] ---
Forget about animals,
let's go with plants, instead.
[14:17] ---
I'm so hungry.
[14:20] ---
Th-Those are clearly
questionable-looking mushrooms.
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But still...
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Oh, no, sweetie!
[14:33] ---
Grandpa! Grandpa!
[14:50] ---
Did I pass out?
[15:00] ---
What are those?
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Help!
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Sohara?!
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Sohara!
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Hang in there. Are you all right?
[15:23] ---
Thank goodness. Tomo, you're okay.
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What happened, Sohara?
I thought you were with Sugata.
[15:31] ---
I don't know. We got split up as
we were running away.
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What was that?!
[15:39] ---
We heard that thing chasing us,
and ran for our lives.
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I'm scared, Tomo!
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Let's just keep ourselves hidden,
and see what happens.
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Take it easy, Sohara.
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It's all right. We'll go find the
others once it's light out, okay?
[15:56] ---
Mm-hmm.
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And then, when morning came,
we went looking for Sugata and Ikaros,
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but days went by,
and we couldn't find them anywhere.
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Come nightfall, we would always
hear that howling.
[16:17] ---
Tomo, you don't think Sugata
and the others were eaten, do you?
[16:23] ---
It's all right. They won't
be done in so easily.
[16:27] ---
Yeah, you're right.
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I'm sure that right now,
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the chairman is on the
radio, calling for help.
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Mm-hmm.
[16:44] ---
Hey!
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Wow! Nice catch, Tomo!
I'll cook them for all I'm worth!
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Yeah, you do that, Sohara!
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And so, a month went by.
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We adapted entirely to life on the island,
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and Sohara got her smile back.
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And just as we began thinking
that life here wasn't so bad...
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What's wrong, Sohara?
[17:20] ---
Sorry. I was just thinking
about Sugata and the others.
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Say, Tomo, what's going to happen to us?
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If no one comes to rescue us...
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If that happens,
we can just enjoy living here.
[17:41] ---
I'm here. You're not alone.
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I'm not going to let you
feel lonesome, Sohara, okay?
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Tomo...
[18:02] ---
Yeah, sure. And if we have kids,
I'm sure it will be even more lively.
[18:08] ---
Have... kids...?
[18:10] ---
Oh, no, I didn't mean
it like that! I didn't mean...
[18:21] ---
S-Sohara...
[18:26] ---
T-Tomo...
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Let's get out of here, Sohara!
[18:49] ---
Mm-hmm!
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Sohara!
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Get moving, legs!
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Damn it, move!
[19:06] ---
Tomo...
[19:08] ---
It's all right.
[19:10] ---
I'll be... all right...
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Let Sohara go, you monster!
[19:32] ---
Let go! Let Sohara go!
[19:35] ---
Let go!
[19:37] ---
Let go!!
[19:41] ---
Let her go!!
[19:58] ---
I have returned, Master.
[20:01] ---
I had difficulty finding a school of tuna,
[20:04] ---
and went all the way
to the southern hemisphere.
[20:06] ---
Tomo, this is seaweed,
and oysters, and stuff.
[20:11] ---
What? You mean,
that stuff was just stuck to Ikaros?
[20:15] ---
Yes. While I was walking under the sea,
[20:18] ---
a lot of things became attached to me.
[20:21] ---
So then, what was that howling?
Where are Sugata and the chairman?
[20:25] ---
Master, would you like me
to check with my life-sign radar?
[20:29] ---
Oh, yes, do!
[20:31] ---
One moment, please.
[20:54] ---
Well, that certainly was entertaining.
[20:57] ---
That's what you get for
breaking the law of our clan.
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We'll call it even now.
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I'm not going to let
you feel lonesome, Sohara.
[21:07] ---
Tomo...
[21:10] ---
How nice it is to be young.
[21:13] ---
Look, just be glad that you
didn't have your life taken from you.
[21:17] ---
And once again, I got
dragged into everything
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because of something Tomo did?
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Oh, no! Calm down, Sohara!
[21:24] ---
This was all your fault, wasn't it, Tomo?!
[21:27] ---
Tomo, you idiot!
[21:31] ---
Help me!
[21:38] ---
My house is back the way it was! But how?!
[21:42] ---
Master, over there.
[21:44] ---
Ikaros, hello!
[21:46] ---
Hello!
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A humble gift from the
Satsukitane Family. Please accept it.
[21:56] ---
In the Satsukitane Family,
strength is everything.
[22:00] ---
My father seems to have
taken quite a liking to Ikaros.
[22:18] ---
Ikaros' Undersea Adventures
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Kawaguchi Hiroshi goes into a cave
[22:31] ---
He goes in after the
cameraman and lighting man
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Inside the cave, a skeleton falls over
[22:46] ---
A shiny white skeleton,
as though polished by
[22:50] ---
something, falls over
[22:54] ---
Then, all of a sudden, from overhead,
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scary snakes attack
[23:01] ---
For some mysterious reason,
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they drop tail-first
[23:09] ---
After avoiding the snakes' onslaught,
[23:12] ---
motionless scorpions attack
[23:16] ---
After the scorpions come poisonous spiders
[23:20] ---
Hiroshi brushes them away barehanded
[23:26] ---
Go! Go! Kawaguchi Hiroshi
[23:29] ---
Go! Go! Kawaguchi Hiroshi
[23:37] ---
Go get 'em!!
[23:46] ---
Here are some lunchtime announcements.
[23:50] ---
I'm not going to let you feel
lonesome, Sohara, okay?
[23:57] ---
Tomo...