E27 - ELEMENT 4

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    I awakened to Ether Gear!
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    Rebecca!
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    Where are we?
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    Get ready to fire.
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    And Happy?
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    Where's Happy?
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    Happy?
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    What do you mean?
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    That's what your dead cat was called.
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    Previously on Edens Zero.
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    Edens Zero's greatest secret,
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    Code 3173.
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    Etherion.
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    I don't like it
    when people target our ship.
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    We're about to infiltrate a giant ship.
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    A town in a ship?
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    You wouldn't happen to be Weisz,
    would you?
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    This is Sibir, in 50 years' time...
    so now.
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    I know that saying sorry isn't enough,
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    but I'm sorry.
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    The Edens Zero crew!
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    Did you think we wouldn't spot you?
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    I knew that you were here.
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    In the meantime, I'll seize Edens Zero.
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    Unidentified individuals in Corridor 7!
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    We'll kill everyone.
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    Authorize my Battle Dress.
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    Homura...
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    Witch? I can hardly hear you.
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    The Eden Crew's fate depends on you.
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    They're my hostages.
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    If you play the fool,
    you know what's in store for them.
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    ELEMENT 4
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    Hostages?
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    I thought we could kill them.
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    You can kill them.
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    We cut off the connection
    between this ship and those rats.
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    They won't know what's happening
    inside this ship.
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    - A gun turret?
    - Seth.
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    Fast as always.
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    Do they think they can
    stop us with an automatic rifle?
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    I want to shoot a moving target
    once in a while.
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    Diego's power
    can rip apart any machinery.
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    I see.
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    I guess we can't turn you back
    with just a basic level of defense.
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    - A crew member is here to welcome us?
    - Seth.
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    Disturbing our connection,
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    trespassing, and sabotage.
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    We will not tolerate it any longer.
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    Shield of Ether.
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    What a beautiful android.
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    As Witch, the Shield of Edens,
    I will remove these intruders.
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    Release the Ether Limiter.
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    Battle Dress requip.
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    Will Witch be all right by herself?
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    I think it'll buy us some time.
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    Buy time? Really, Hermy?
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    I'll go as a backup! Happy!
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    All right!
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    Calm down.
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    Hermit, recover the communication line.
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    Don't tell me,
    is she planning to fight against us?
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    Hilarious.
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    Assault Witch. Online.
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    What? My gun froze!
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    Ice Ether.
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    Witch, huh.
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    Please do not damage
    our ship any further.
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    A demon king, a witch... What's next?
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    Is there a princess too?
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    Oh... me?
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    I'm not referring to you!
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    What kind of power is Witch using?
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    - It's magic.
    - Magic?
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    To be precise, it's Ether.
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    But Witch can use Ether like magic.
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    You're in my way!
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    Air Ether.
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    The Ether element changed.
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    It's electricity!
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    And...
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    Lightning Ether!
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    My body...
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    No way...
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    She's freely changing elements.
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    People call her...
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    the Steel Sorceress.
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    Wow...
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    She took down all of them.
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    The crew on this ship is my family.
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    If anyone or anything threatens them,
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    I will show no mercy.
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    That's good enough, Witch.
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    As for them, I'll collect them.
    It's torture time!
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    The connection is recovered!
    Shiki, can you hear me?
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    We got rid of the enemies here,
    so don't worry.
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    - All right!
    - They did it!
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    But how?
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    Don't tell me they used
    Mosco's hidden power.
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    There's no time for explanations.
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    Can you return somehow?
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    We know that they're hostile towards us.
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    We'll get the reasons
    from the prisoners.
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    To the contrary, things might get worse
    if you guys stay there.
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    No, we will settle this.
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    We won't let the guys who attacked
    our ship get away!
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    I thought you'd say that.
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    Not bad.
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    Things will get chaotic in the sky
    once I release them.
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    Drakken's Special Forces, Element 4.
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    I'll update you
    on our situation for now.
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    There were three intruders,
    but Witch took care of them all.
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    Amazing!
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    That witch can fight?
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    She's on the same level as Master.
    Of course, she's strong.
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    Does she use magic?
    Does she?
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    Two of them were androids,
    and they destructed themselves.
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    We apprehended one of them.
    Sister will question her.
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    And there's one more problem.
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    The area around this hole
    is thin like paper.
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    How did they do this?
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    The armor of Edens Zero
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    is made of a special material
    called Guarnanium.
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    A regular weapon
    wouldn't even be able to scratch it.
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    It might've been caused by the beam
    loaded onto their ship.
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    - Mr. Connor.
    - You were still here?
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    Call me Captain.
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    It seems like this is a beam weapon
    with the power to utilize Ether Gear.
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    In other words, someone supplied
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    this ship with the power of Ether Gear.
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    Ether Gear that can
    turn armor into paper?
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    That's not all.
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    The shield has been torn off too.
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    What kind of power is that?
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    I'm predicting that this power
    belongs to Drakken Joe.
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    Be careful.
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    Turned the ship's armor into paper?
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    Flutter, flutter.
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    What's the matter, Master?
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    Either way,
    there's only one thing for us to do.
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    Yeah.
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    Take down Drakken Joe,
    who is targeting our ship!
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    Citizens of Belial Goer.
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    I'll give you all some good news.
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    I will disclose the faces
    of our intruders.
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    Catch them alive.
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    Whoever catches them alive
    will have their debts canceled.
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    Find them with all you've got.
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    - Are you serious?
    - He'll cancel our debt?
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    Debt cancellation!
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    Hooray!
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    - Hey, look...
    - It's them!
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    That's them!
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    What should we do, Master?
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    Don't tell me they're...
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    Let's run for now!
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    Let's run to a secluded area.
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    There they are!
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    Debt cancellation!
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    Beat them up and capture them!
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    Everyone here has debts?
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    Weisz...
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    Mr. CEO,
    if you're going to use Element 4
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    was it really necessary to get
    the citizens involved?
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    Oh shut up,
    this is just for entertainment.
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    I'm always taking high interest rates
    from them.
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    I have to reward them sometimes.
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    As long as we have Element 4,
    the citizens won't have time to shine.
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    All creation
    is made of four major elements.
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    Fire, water, wind, and earth.
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    That is the origin and truth of alchemy.
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    They're a part of me.
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    Show them our power.
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    We somehow threw them off our trail.
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    But now that everyone here
    knows our faces...
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    We have to take down
    every single one of them.
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    No, that's not good.
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    I guess we have no choice.
    We'll have to use that.
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    It's a disguise app that I developed.
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    I just utilized Edens Zero's
    Dress Factory tech.
[12:38] ---
    Well?
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    Let me disguise you guys too.
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    I'm a human!
[12:49] ---
    You slacked off with mine.
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    What's up with my outfit?
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    How can I walk around town like this?
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    Remember those dancers at the club?
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    I think you'll blend in just fine.
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    First of all, what's the point
    if you're not going to disguise my face!
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    I guess so.
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    I'll choose my own disguise!
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    No one will recognize me like this.
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    Wow, my lady!
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    But you stand out.
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    Let's go, Pino.
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    - Okay!
    - Go? Where?
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    Where else? To where Drakken Joe is.
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    A head-on attack?
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    According to intel,
    he's a moneylender, right?
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    We'll go there pretending
    to borrow money.
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    How much money do you want?
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    Enough to compensate for the damage
    you caused to our ship!
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    That's the plan.
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    Will it be that easy?
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    How long are you going to
    be doing that, Pino?
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    But I'm so happy that I'm a human!
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    This app only changes the appearance.
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    And it won't last long.
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    But look!
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    I'm so happy for you, Pino!
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    Yes!
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    Stop crying!
[14:18] ---
    Oh boy, you shed tears
    in front of me, didn't you?
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    Tears are a weakness.
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    Anyone who cries in front of me
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    will never stand up again.
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    He came out of the water.
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    Who are you?
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    - Shiki!
    - Master!
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    You bastard! What did you do to Shiki?
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    Even if you disguise yourselves,
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    you can't hide the Ether
    running through your body.
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    Master turned into water!
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    What's going on?
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    I'm from
    Drakken's Special Forces Element 4.
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    I'm Laguna, the Spirit of Water.
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    I'll make all of you
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    cry.
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    Master! Master!
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    Pino! Don't cry! Shiki is still alive!
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    But...
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    I can sense Shiki's Ether. He's okay.
[15:30] ---
    So you must not cry!
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    You cried!
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    Pino!
[15:45] ---
    I told you already.
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    Anyone who cries in front of me
    will never stand up again.
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    What is this?
    You become water if you cry?
[15:54] ---
    Is this Ether Gear?
[15:56] ---
    Bring Shiki and Pino back!
    You makeup bastard!
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    And you're a cross-dressing bastard.
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    There's a reason for this...
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    We might be able to get them back
    if we take this guy down.
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    Take me down? Me?
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    I told you.
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    I'm from Drakken's Special Forces,
    Element 4.
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    I'm one of the four great spirits
    that sources the Dark Alchemist.
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    I'm a part of Drakken.
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    I don't really understand,
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    but you're just going on and on
    about your powers.
[16:29] ---
    But now we know your trick!
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    We just can't cry, right?
[16:38] ---
    You know, humans don't cry that easily.
[16:47] ---
    I'll bring out Arsenal
    to make you cry instead.
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    Ouch!
[17:00] ---
    You bastard!
    What's with those high heels!
[17:03] ---
    It's called a stiletto.
[17:06] ---
    And guess what? You're crying.
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    Weisz!
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    Only one more left.
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    I'll make you wet in no time.
[17:23] ---
    That sounds really bad...
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    But...
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    unfortunately, I have already cried
    a few years' worth of tears.
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    Your technique won't work on me.
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    A sword Ether Gear, huh?
[17:50] ---
    You're the last one, so I guess
    I can make you cry by hurting you...
[17:56] ---
    Using my Ether Gear, Tears Lover.
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    Water sword?
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    Impressive swordsmanship.
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    A long time ago,
    my friend and I made a promise.
[18:15] ---
    To become the best swordsmen
    in the universe.
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    We were supposed to have a duel
[18:22] ---
    and praise each other.
[18:26] ---
    But...
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    before we were able
    to fulfill that promise,
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    he fell ill and died!
[18:35] ---
    Don't tell me...
[18:37] ---
    Are you trying to make me cry
    with that story?
[18:40] ---
    You got me.
[18:42] ---
    How despicable!
[18:44] ---
    Oh look, there's one million glee
    on the ground!
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    I won't shed tears of happiness!
[18:50] ---
    I won't cry in sympathy either!
[18:54] ---
    You think I'm that easy to take down?
[18:57] ---
    Oh man.
[18:58] ---
    I'm getting bored.
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    Damn--
[19:09] ---
    Yawns are infectious.
[19:11] ---
    And it applies pressure
    to the glands that produce tears.
[19:22] ---
    Whoa, that was close.
[19:24] ---
    Well, it's really the end now.
[19:28] ---
    This is...
[19:29] ---
    An Oedo onion.
[19:31] ---
    When I crush this,
    it will expel diallyl sulfide...
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    and that will make you shed tears.
[19:40] ---
    How despicable!
[19:50] ---
    That was simple.
    I got rid of all of them.
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    Since I was told to bring them alive
    if possible.
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    I'm missing one person. Where is it?
[20:11] ---
    Right here.
[20:16] ---
    I feel bad for Homura,
[20:17] ---
    but I was able to see
    all of your gimmicks.
[20:21] ---
    You bastard! I turned you into water!
    You cried!
[20:25] ---
    No, it seemed like I cried
    and turned into water.
[20:31] ---
    The moment I saw your shoes,
    I knew you'd use that to step on me.
[20:38] ---
    I used the facial mode on my
    disguise app to change my expression.
[20:43] ---
    I shed fake tears
    by tapping on the "crying" button.
[20:47] ---
    Then I promptly disguised
    myself into water.
[20:50] ---
    I saw how you got Shiki and Pino.
[20:53] ---
    So I was able to put on
    a realistic performance.
[20:56] ---
    In short,
[20:57] ---
    in order to pretend that you got me,
[20:59] ---
    I modified this app in real time.
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    That's my power.
[21:06] ---
    That's impossible!
[21:14] ---
    Ether Gear.
[21:17] ---
    Machina Maker
[21:19] ---
    will transform me into a weapon.
[21:29] ---
    Arsenal suit up!
[21:34] ---
    There's no crowd
    to welcome the hero's entrance.
[21:38] ---
    It's so sad, I could cry.
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    A WIND BLOWS THROUGH THE SAKURA COSMOS