E7 - They Go Boing-Boing

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[00:01] ---
    Neuroi attack!
[00:02] ---
    Everyone, roll out!
[00:03] ---
    Our target is at 15,000 feet,
    moving at 350 knots toward our base.
[00:09] ---
    You should encounter the enemy in
    60 seconds in the sky above Terschelling!
[00:17] ---
    Yoshika!
[01:50] ---
    "Episode 7:
    They Go Boing-Boing"
[01:54] ---
    I'm sorry, my magic power isn't better.
[01:59] ---
    What do you mean?
[02:00] ---
    You were able to control your
    magic pressure yesterday!
[02:04] ---
    And during the battle at Hamburg
    you were flying just fine!
[02:09] ---
    Um, the doctors said that magic power
    and magic pressure are different.
[02:16] ---
    If magic power is water
    building up in a tank,
[02:17] ---
    "Magic Power"
[02:18] ---
    Magic pressure is like a pump
    that draws out as much as you need.
[02:20] ---
    "Magic Pressure"
    "Magic Power"
[02:24] ---
    She can control that now.
[02:27] ---
    But right now the pipe that brings in
    Yoshika's magic power isn't fixed.
[02:33] ---
    So, when she uses all her magic,
    it takes her a long time to recover.
[02:39] ---
    I see.
[02:40] ---
    So even if her ability
    to control it is back...
[02:42] ---
    Without her magic power
    itself, she can't fly.
[02:46] ---
    Is it because I pushed her
    too hard in that last fight?
[02:50] ---
    If that's anybody's fault, it's mine.
[02:54] ---
    No, it's not your fault!
[02:57] ---
    Anyway, Miyafuji needs to get some
    rest to recover her magic power.
[03:03] ---
    Understand that, everyone?
[03:05] ---
    Roger.
[03:07] ---
    Yeah.
[03:16] ---
    This isn't right, either.
[03:17] ---
    This herb doesn't help
    magic power recover.
[03:22] ---
    Maybe I should've asked Perrine
    before I came to the forest.
[03:28] ---
    Just wait, Yoshika.
[03:30] ---
    I'll find it for you!
[03:45] ---
    What's that?
[03:53] ---
    So you brought this weird pot back?
[03:58] ---
    Yeah, it seemed important somehow...
[04:03] ---
    I can't see anything.
[04:04] ---
    I wanna see it, too!
[04:07] ---
    It's very old, it seems.
[04:09] ---
    But I'm glad you weren't hurt, Lynne.
[04:12] ---
    Don't go running off on your own, okay?
[04:14] ---
    I-I'm sorry.
[04:15] ---
    You're one to talk!
[04:19] ---
    Got it!
[04:23] ---
    Oops!
[04:26] ---
    Something's inside!
[04:28] ---
    This is...
[04:29] ---
    A clay idol?
[04:31] ---
    A clay idol...?
[04:33] ---
    Look! It's got bigger boobs that Perrine!
[04:36] ---
    Shut up!
[04:38] ---
    --Now, kneel before the boobs...
    --Stop it...
[04:46] ---
    Lucchini?
[04:47] ---
    What's wrong, Lucchini?
[04:48] ---
    Are you okay?
[04:50] ---
    My breasts...
[04:51] ---
    Lucchini!
[04:56] ---
    Huh? It's better.
[05:00] ---
    What's wrong, everybody?
[05:02] ---
    O-Officer Lucchini?
[05:04] ---
    Those breasts...
[05:06] ---
    Breasts?
[05:10] ---
    They're bigger!
[05:15] ---
    They're bouncing! They're bouncing!
[05:18] ---
    What's going on here?
[05:20] ---
    I don't understand...
[05:24] ---
    That tickles!
[05:25] ---
    Wh-What are you doing, Miyafuji?
[05:28] ---
    I couldn't help myself.
[05:29] ---
    Give it up, Hattori.
[05:31] ---
    She's always like that.
[05:34] ---
    Yoshika?
[05:39] ---
    My ears and tail!
[05:41] ---
    Did your magic power come back?
[05:43] ---
    Did it?
[05:45] ---
    Don't ask me!
[05:47] ---
    Is it because you touched
    Lucchini's big boobs?
[05:50] ---
    No, that's...
[05:53] ---
    Totally possible.
[05:58] ---
    The idol!
[05:59] ---
    It's floating!
[06:02] ---
    Offer a prayer of fertility
    to the priestess.
[06:06] ---
    Priestess?
[06:07] ---
    Prayer of fertility?
[06:11] ---
    She jumped!
[06:16] ---
    Not enough fertility!
[06:20] ---
    Shizuka!
[06:21] ---
    Have you gone nuts, Lucchini?
[06:27] ---
    What happened?
[06:30] ---
    She's not normal!
[06:31] ---
    --Let's follow her!
    --Okay!
[06:37] ---
    Look, Eila.
[06:39] ---
    They all bloomed beautifully.
[06:41] ---
    I'm jealous of them.
[06:44] ---
    They get to have you take care of them.
[06:50] ---
    What's wrong, Sanya?
[06:52] ---
    No, it's nothing.
[06:56] ---
    Not enough fertility. At all.
[07:01] ---
    I give you fertility.
[07:05] ---
    Lucchini, what's gotten into you?
[07:08] ---
    There she is!
[07:09] ---
    Hey, get away from Sanya!
[07:12] ---
    Sanya!
[07:14] ---
    Damn it! Knock it off, Lucchini!
[07:17] ---
    Sanya, are you okay?
[07:18] ---
    Eila, my chest...
[07:21] ---
    Does it hurt?
[07:24] ---
    "It looks like this now."
[07:27] ---
    Even Sanya...
[07:28] ---
    Got bigger!
[07:30] ---
    "You like them bigger, too, don't you, Sanya?"
[07:33] ---
    I... I don't care about breast size!
[07:38] ---
    I want the real Sanya!
[07:42] ---
    What are you talking about, Eila?
[07:43] ---
    Can Eila understand what she's saying?
[07:46] ---
    How bizarre...
[07:47] ---
    "Eila..."
[07:49] ---
    Sanya!
[07:58] ---
    Eila, too!
[07:59] ---
    Could it be...?
[08:01] ---
    Six more witches of fertility are needed.
[08:04] ---
    "Offer the fertility prayers..."
[08:06] ---
    "to the priestess!"
[08:09] ---
    They ran!
[08:10] ---
    Lt. Yeager, what do we do?
[08:12] ---
    Hell if I know...
[08:15] ---
    It's just a guess, but...
[08:18] ---
    Lucchini may be fondling everybody's breasts
    because she's been cursed by that idol.
[08:25] ---
    Cursed?
[08:26] ---
    And also, anybody who's cursed spreads
    the curse by fondling someone else's breasts,
[08:31] ---
    and making them bigger.
[08:33] ---
    You're right.
[08:34] ---
    Sanya and Eila changed
    after their breasts got bigger.
[08:38] ---
    And the third thing, the goal of the idol
    is to create nine witches of fertility.
[08:44] ---
    Nine? So six more victims.
[08:48] ---
    I'm sorry.
[08:49] ---
    This is my responsibility
    for bringing it here.
[08:54] ---
    Lynne...
[08:56] ---
    It's not your fault.
[08:59] ---
    Yoshika!
[09:01] ---
    But if the cause is a curse,
    what do we do?
[09:05] ---
    I'm sure we can break the curse
    by breaking that idol!
[09:08] ---
    Help me, everyone!
[09:10] ---
    Roger!
[09:23] ---
    Our top priority is the idol!
[09:24] ---
    Find it and crush it!
[09:27] ---
    What about Eila and Sanya?!
[09:28] ---
    Won't they spread the curse?
[09:31] ---
    Yeah. But if the idol is the cause...
[09:34] ---
    We can cut the curse off
    at the source, right?
[09:39] ---
    There!
[09:43] ---
    Give back Lucchini!
[09:49] ---
    I grant you fertility, too...
[09:53] ---
    No need! I've got plenty of fertility,
    even without that curse!
[09:58] ---
    They're kinda drooping lately.
[10:01] ---
    Hey, Droopy-Boobs Shirley!
[10:04] ---
    What?!
[10:06] ---
    --There!
    --Lt. Yeager!
[10:09] ---
    No!
[10:15] ---
    It's tough!
[10:23] ---
    "Shakekeke!"
[10:25] ---
    No. Not Shirley, too!
[10:27] ---
    Miyafuji, let's fall back!
[10:29] ---
    That's not Lt. Yeager anymore!
[10:36] ---
    We have to destroy the idol!
[10:39] ---
    If they catch us, they'll--
[10:42] ---
    Lynne!
[10:43] ---
    Don't worry about me! Go!
[10:46] ---
    "More fertility"
[10:47] ---
    "Let us feel those tits..."
[10:49] ---
    No. Not Lynne, too!
[10:53] ---
    They got heavier again!
[10:58] ---
    Perrine, I'm jealous of you.
[11:03] ---
    Damn you! Does having big
    boobs make that you special?
[11:09] ---
    Perrine!
[11:10] ---
    Lynne!
[11:11] ---
    Yoshika!
[11:15] ---
    Are you okay, Officer Clostermann?
[11:17] ---
    I'm fine. Just a little upset.
[11:21] ---
    Not Shirley, too!
[11:23] ---
    Yes.
[11:24] ---
    The idol is tougher than we expected.
[11:27] ---
    The frying pan did nothing.
[11:29] ---
    We need a more powerful weapon.
[11:32] ---
    Perrine?
[11:34] ---
    It's nothing.
[11:36] ---
    I know of a good weapon though.
[11:38] ---
    I hid it in that box...
[11:42] ---
    In the potatoes?
[11:43] ---
    That's just like you, Perrine.
[11:45] ---
    You're always ready.
[11:47] ---
    Where is it?
[11:50] ---
    In here, maybe?
[11:52] ---
    Officer Clostermann!
[11:53] ---
    Don't tell me...
[11:54] ---
    "How dare you!!!"
[11:56] ---
    Perrine! Those breasts!
[11:58] ---
    "They bounce! They're bouncing!"
[12:01] ---
    Let's run! There's nothing
    we can do for her!
[12:06] ---
    Hattori!
[12:07] ---
    Take care of Miyafuji.
[12:10] ---
    Shizuka!
[12:14] ---
    Let's go, Yoshika!
[12:22] ---
    All I can do is buy time.
[12:32] ---
    Shizuka!
[12:33] ---
    What do we do? The curse is spreading!
[12:38] ---
    "Fertility for the land..."
[12:40] ---
    "Offer yourselves to the priestess..."
[13:04] ---
    Trude... I'm hungry.
[13:08] ---
    It's dinnertime. Who's in
    charge of cooking today?
[13:14] ---
    Mina!
[13:16] ---
    Where are your clothes?
[13:17] ---
    You'll catch cold!
[13:22] ---
    What's wrong, Mina?
[13:27] ---
    What's gotten into all of you?
[13:30] ---
    Something's not right.
[13:32] ---
    Sanya and Perrine have
    bigger boobs than me!
[13:36] ---
    They always have!
[13:37] ---
    But yeah, something's not right.
[13:41] ---
    Leave this to me.
[13:43] ---
    What are you going to do, Hartmann?
[13:44] ---
    Now it's my turn to save you!
[13:48] ---
    Hartmann!
[13:54] ---
    Hartmann?
[14:01] ---
    What was the point of that?!
[14:30] ---
    Let's go to the command room
    and call for help!
[14:38] ---
    Huh?
[14:41] ---
    No...
[14:56] ---
    Priestess. Offer fertility.
[14:58] ---
    Make witches more fertile.
[15:01] ---
    I can't run anymore...
[15:05] ---
    Miyafuji! Lynne!
[15:07] ---
    Barkhorn!
[15:08] ---
    Commander, the idol!
[15:09] ---
    Destroy the idol!
[15:11] ---
    So that's it, huh?
[15:17] ---
    No! Even Barkhorn's strength won't work?
[15:27] ---
    I see.
[15:29] ---
    Then the others were cursed, too?
[15:32] ---
    I'm sorry. It's my fault.
[15:34] ---
    Anyway, we need to put an end to this.
[15:38] ---
    I'll fly to Hague base and ask for help.
[15:41] ---
    You hide somewhere safe.
[15:43] ---
    Got it?
[15:44] ---
    Barkhorn?
[15:46] ---
    Don't worry.
[15:47] ---
    I'll come back safe.
[15:56] ---
    Why? The engine won't work?
[15:59] ---
    "Nobody gave you permission to launch, Trude!"
[16:02] ---
    Mina, don't tell me...
[16:05] ---
    "What is this?"
[16:06] ---
    The spark plug for my Striker Unit!
[16:09] ---
    Catch her!
[16:14] ---
    The witches of fertility are gathered.
[16:17] ---
    We offer the prayer of
    fertility to the priestess.
[16:28] ---
    Lynne, that scream...
[16:31] ---
    Barkhorn...
[16:33] ---
    So it's just us?
[16:37] ---
    I guess curses are like
    a disease. They spread.
[16:42] ---
    If it was a disease, I could cure it
    if I just had my magic power back...
[16:47] ---
    I tried to help Yoshika but just
    ended up making it worse for her.
[16:53] ---
    I know!
[16:54] ---
    I have a request, Lynne!
[16:56] ---
    What?
[16:57] ---
    Let me feel your breasts.
[17:00] ---
    When I felt Lucchini's
    breasts this afternoon,
[17:03] ---
    my magic came back for a while, right?
[17:05] ---
    So if I do it again,
    it might come back again!
[17:09] ---
    It's embarrassing.
[17:11] ---
    But it's all my fault...
[17:14] ---
    And Yoshika's gaze is so serious...
[17:18] ---
    I can't say no.
[17:25] ---
    Just a little, okay?
[17:28] ---
    Yeah...
[17:46] ---
    Yoshika!
[17:47] ---
    Lynne!
[17:50] ---
    Offer the prayer of fertility
    to the priestess--
[17:57] ---
    That's right.
[17:58] ---
    They have nine now.
[18:00] ---
    They don't need me.
[18:07] ---
    It's just me.
[18:15] ---
    Lucchini said she would offer
    the prayer to the priestess.
[18:19] ---
    Which means Yoshika is safe.
[18:23] ---
    I'll protect Yoshika!
[18:40] ---
    Come back to your senses, everyone!
[18:42] ---
    Witches of fertility, offer
    your prayers to the priestess.
[18:46] ---
    Bring fertility to the land...
[18:59] ---
    What is this?
[19:18] ---
    Yoshika, run! Now!
[19:20] ---
    Lynne!
[19:22] ---
    Will not let. Ceremony. Be stopped.
[19:29] ---
    Yoshika!
[19:39] ---
    Yoshika! Your magic power!
[19:53] ---
    Huh?
[19:54] ---
    Yoshika!
[19:57] ---
    Boobs are scary...
[20:01] ---
    How dare you?!
[20:05] ---
    Now!
[20:21] ---
    Yoshika, boobs aren't scary.
[20:29] ---
    Our research shows that
    this idol was used by
[20:33] ---
    ancient witches as part
    of a fertility ritual.
[20:36] ---
    Fertile like big boobs?
[20:37] ---
    No, like crops.
[20:39] ---
    The ritual required nine
    witches and a priestess.
[20:42] ---
    So we were chosen?
[20:44] ---
    But why was Miyafuji the priestess?
[20:46] ---
    Sanya's got a purer heart
    and is more priestess-like.
[20:49] ---
    Stop it, Eila.
[20:51] ---
    It's probably because Miyafuji is
    responsible for the destruction of the pot.
[20:57] ---
    Yes.
[20:58] ---
    It may have decided its seal was broken.
[21:04] ---
    And I was so happy to have big boobs...
[21:07] ---
    That thing got my hopes up...
    I mean, it's pure evil!
[21:13] ---
    I'm sure large breasts
    implied fertile harvests.
[21:17] ---
    Breasts are a symbol of fertility...
[21:20] ---
    Is that why Miyafuji's magic
    came back momentarily?
[21:24] ---
    No, she just got excited
    when she touched some boobs.
[21:28] ---
    That's just like Miyafuji.
[21:30] ---
    S-Sorry.
[21:33] ---
    Why not try touching
    somebody's boobs again?
[21:39] ---
    Yoshika...
[21:41] ---
    Lynne, can I touch them
    since I didn't get to last time?
[21:47] ---
    N-N-No!
[21:51] ---
    "To Be Continued"
[23:25] ---
    Sanya, it's almost
    the Festival of Saturn, huh?
[23:28] ---
    You're right.
[23:28] ---
    Will we wear that red outfit, yeah?
[23:32] ---
    You look like you're excited, Eila.
[23:33] ---
    I'll be spending it with you, after all.
[23:35] ---
    Next time on Strike Witches: "The Fog."
[23:38] ---
    "Episode 8:
    The Fog"
[23:39] ---
    Huh? Fog?
[23:41] ---
    
[23:43] ---