E9 - Back From the Dead! Go for the Girlfriend Spot!
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[00:07] [SONG] ---
When you asked me how I felt about you
[00:14] [SONG] ---
I said, "You're okay, I guess."
[00:20] [SONG] ---
Wait, are you crying?
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Oh!
[00:26] [SONG] ---
Now I think you might be cute.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
Then you tried to run away
so I grabbed your hand.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
And something deep within
my heart began to dance.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I wish there were a textbook for romance.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
There are just too many
problems I don't understand.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
I wish there were a teacher for romance.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
If I add You + Me
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Will the answer be "Love"?
[01:16] ---
But we've had that dynamic for a
long time...being a comedic duo...
[01:19] ---
So I can't suddenly change and
think of you as a girlfriend.
[01:23] ---
I'm sorry.
[01:26] ---
Koizumi Risa...Has suffered
a huge heartbreak.
SIGN The One Who Traveled To the Ends of Space.
[01:39] ---
Here.
[01:42] ---
Thanks.
[01:43] ---
You like stars?
[01:45] ---
Yes.
[01:46] ---
You do too?
[01:47] ---
Yeah.
[01:50] ---
I'm Otani.
[01:52] ---
I'm Koizumi.
[01:54] ---
You can call me Risa.
[01:59] ---
If... I'd been a short girl...
[02:04] ---
And Otani had been a tall
boy when we'd met...
[02:07] ---
- Look. It's Orion.
[02:07] ---
- We wouldn't have to be a comedy duo.
[02:09] ---
- It's so pretty.
[02:10] ---
We would have organically
fallen for each other.
[02:12] ---
Organically started dating.
[02:14] ---
And we probably would have
lived happily ever after.
[02:19] ---
But...
SIGN "Back From The Dead!! Aim For The Girlfriend Spot!!"
[02:21] ---
Reality is harsh...
[02:30] ---
Owww!
[02:32] ---
That hurts! Stop! Ouch!
[02:35] ---
Stay quiet!
[02:36] ---
Just look.
[02:38] ---
The shock has drained Risa of all color.
[02:41] ---
What're you gonna do about that?
[02:43] ---
What'm I gonna "do"?
[02:45] ---
I feel so sorry for Koizumi.
[02:49] ---
Didn't you tell me to tell
her what was on my mind?!
[02:53] ---
Even so...
[02:55] ---
He's right. You're too cruel!
[02:57] ---
What is it about Risa that repulses you?
[02:59] ---
For the millionth time, she
doesn't repulse me or anything.
[03:02] ---
Then what is it!
[03:03] ---
It's because...well...
[03:08] ---
It'd be like if you asked me...
[03:10] ---
to think of this pickled radish
as a hair crab from now on!
[03:12] ---
You think I'd be able to just accept that?
[03:14] ---
Radish, radish, radish...
[03:15] ---
Crab, crab, crab...
[03:17] ---
MORON!
[03:19] ---
Cut the bull, won't ya!
[03:21] ---
No! No! No! It's not a radish! Ouch! Ouch!
[03:23] ---
Don't compare Risa to a radish!
[03:27] ---
I'm so stuffed.
[03:29] ---
Hey, let's play cards on our room.
[03:33] ---
Koizumi.
[03:34] ---
What.
[03:36] ---
Well...
[03:38] ---
What is it! You've got something
to say to my friend?
[03:41] ---
Well...
[03:42] ---
Nobuko! Over here...
[03:45] ---
For our free time the day after tomorrow,
[03:47] ---
it was gonna be just the two of us, but...
[03:50] ---
Yeah...
[03:51] ---
We can't let those two be
alone in their condition.
[03:55] ---
Umm...so...
[03:59] ---
I'm really sorry.
[04:03] ---
"Sorry"? "Sorry"?
[04:04] ---
How many times must you strike the blow!
[04:05] ---
I only need one "sorry"!
[04:07] ---
It's not what you think.
[04:09] ---
I'm just trying to be tactful...
[04:10] ---
You don't need to be tactful!
[04:12] ---
Just makes me feel more like a loser!
[04:15] ---
Sorry I have to be a lousy radish.
[04:18] ---
I'll never be a hair crab like you want.
[04:20] ---
Uh, that was just an
example - I didn't mean...
[04:22] ---
Oh, you were listening...
[04:24] ---
Well, uh, I'm glad you're in high spirits...
[04:28] ---
High spirits?
[04:29] ---
Does THIS look like "high spirits" to you?!
[04:33] ---
What's wrong now?!
[04:34] ---
Does everything I say upset you?!
[04:35] ---
Stop saying things!
[04:37] ---
I TOLD you!
[04:38] ---
Let's forget the whole thing happened.
[04:41] ---
So from this point forth,
don't touch upon the subject!
[04:46] ---
Well... If that's what you
want, I'm fine with it.
[04:50] ---
Good.
[04:51] ---
Good boy.
[04:54] ---
Hey...is that the way you're
supposed to treat a guy you like?
[05:00] ---
Wh-what are you saying NOW?!
[05:03] ---
I don't believe this!
[05:05] ---
- Don't you have any tact at all?!
[05:05] ---
- Oh...they look pretty normal to me?
[05:07] ---
- I never thought you'd use that word!
[05:08] ---
- Seriously. They're back
the way they were...
[05:09] ---
- Do you even understand what "tact" means?!
[05:11] ---
- You're enjoying this, aren't you?!
[05:11] ---
- Is this like a relationship do-over?
[05:13] ---
- Why would I enjoy it!!
[05:16] ---
We're taking a bath now.
[05:18] ---
So I'll see you downstairs.
[05:19] ---
Hey, Nobuko...
[05:22] ---
Just now, was I able to
carry on like I used to?
[05:27] ---
The silly comedy stuff, I mean.
[05:29] ---
Yeah.
[05:29] ---
Surprisingly so.
[05:30] ---
Then it worked.
[05:32] ---
What a relief.
[05:34] ---
Risa.
[05:35] ---
Hey, did you hear?
[05:36] ---
A guy from Class 5 just asked Hikari out!
[05:39] ---
Wait, isn't that the guy
Hikari's liked forever?
[05:43] ---
No way! So I guess they'll be a couple now.
[05:46] ---
Umm, I've kept quiet this whole
time, but actually I also...
[05:50] ---
Itomoto, right? I saw you
with him at lunch today.
[05:53] ---
Yeah. I told him I liked him
and he said he'd date me.
[05:56] ---
No way! Are you serious?!
[05:58] ---
Congratulations!
[06:00] ---
What the hell is wrong with the universe?
[06:02] ---
Everyone else is hooking up and having
a great time during this trip.
[06:06] ---
But I'm rejected on the first
day and down in the dumps.
[06:10] ---
WHY, GOD, WHY?!
[06:12] ---
WHERE'S THE LOGIC?!
[06:17] ---
Risa.
[06:20] ---
Nobuko...
[06:22] ---
Risa!
[06:24] ---
Listen to this, I'm such a stud!
[06:27] ---
The girls won't stop asking me out!
[06:28] ---
There's Ishida from Class 4, right?
Then from Class 2, there's...
[06:33] ---
Hey, bud! No boys allowed on this floor!
[06:36] ---
Just get lost!
[06:38] ---
But...
[06:38] ---
Wanna get slapped?!
[06:40] ---
No need to yell about it...
[06:42] ---
Fine, I'll leave.
[06:44] ---
Oh, it's Haruka!
[06:46] ---
- You're taking pictures
with us tomorrow, okay?
[06:48] ---
- Sure.
[06:55] ---
Risa.
[06:56] ---
No need to fake it.
[07:00] ---
Cry if you feel like crying.
[07:11] ---
There, there.
[07:13] ---
We'll continue this in our room.
[07:15] ---
There, there.
[07:19] ---
I told him I wanted to forget
everything that happened.
[07:23] ---
But can we really do that?
[07:27] ---
Can I really forget about it?
[07:29] ---
Can I forget telling him how I feel?
[07:31] ---
Can I forget that I like him?
[07:35] ---
Risa.
[07:39] ---
What're you gonna do?
[07:41] ---
About what?
[07:42] ---
Are you gonna give up on Otani?
[07:46] ---
Giving up is probably my only choice.
[07:49] ---
A radish can never become a hair crab.
[07:55] ---
You're STILL on about that?
[07:58] ---
Anyway, what're you gonna
do for tomorrow's free time?
[08:02] ---
If you don't want to be with
Otani, wanna come with me?
[08:06] ---
Don't bother. I want you
to have fun with Nakao.
[08:10] ---
I'd feel bad interfering
with your lovey-dovey life!
[08:16] ---
Oh, please!
[08:17] ---
Risa, what are you going to do?
[08:20] ---
I'll find someone else.
[08:22] ---
Or I'll hang with Otani - either way.
[08:25] ---
Yeah, but...
[08:26] ---
I told him I wanted to forget everything...
[08:28] ---
and go back to the way things were.
[08:31] ---
So if I avoid him, that'll
negate everything I said.
[08:36] ---
Say, Risa...
[08:38] ---
What is it?
[08:40] ---
I'm sorry.
[08:43] ---
About what?
[08:44] ---
I feel like I'm responsible for making
you ask him out in the first place.
[08:50] ---
I feel pretty bad about it.
[08:53] ---
But why?
[08:55] ---
What're you saying? You're scaring me.
[08:58] ---
I was the one who asked him out, not you.
[09:02] ---
But, Risa...
[09:04] ---
If anything, I'm grateful
that you gave my back a push.
[09:08] ---
Risa...
[09:11] ---
Risa!
[09:13] ---
Nobuko!
[09:16] ---
Not there!
[09:18] ---
- What is it, Risa? You
like to be touched there?
[09:18] ---
- Those're some interesting moaning sounds...
[09:20] ---
- Moron alert.
[09:20] ---
- No!
[09:22] ---
I'm wide awake.
[09:24] ---
Let's do something fun then!
[09:27] ---
All right!
[09:28] ---
Wanna have a pillow fight?
[09:32] ---
Take that!
[09:35] ---
I've gotta stop this.
[09:37] ---
If I stay down in the dumps I'll only
drag everyone else down with me.
[09:41] ---
It's okay.
[09:42] ---
I'll forget about everything.
[09:44] ---
And we'll go back to normal.
[09:50] ---
Moping about it won't change anything.
[09:53] ---
Let's have fun, girls!
[09:54] ---
It's our school trip, after all!
[10:00] ---
Good morning, people!
[10:02] ---
Good morning, Risa!
[10:03] ---
Good morning!
[10:04] ---
Good morning, Darling!
[10:05] ---
Did ya miss me?
[10:07] ---
How much longer are ya gonna be
an insomniac? Ya little runt!
[10:12] ---
Hurry up.
[10:13] ---
Ya wouldn't want to be left behind again!
[10:17] ---
Why, you!
[10:20] ---
- Let's go, let's go!
[10:20] ---
- That's right.
[10:21] ---
- This is the clock tower? Isn't
it the side of a building?
[10:21] ---
- I can't stand the awkwardness anymore.
[10:24] ---
- I want things back the way they were.
[10:27] ---
- I want to be in the comedic duo.
[10:27] ---
- For someone who eats so
much, you sure never grow.
[10:30] ---
- Hey, stop that!
[10:34] ---
Let's buy us some snacks for tonight!
[10:35] ---
Good idea.
[10:36] ---
Should we pick this one?
[10:37] ---
Sure.
[10:41] ---
Otani! Otani!!
[10:44] ---
Look at this magazine! Sea Monk is in it!
SIGN Hokkaido Special: Sea Monk. Taking a relaxing vacation in Hakodate after his concert tour.
[10:48] ---
Wow, you're right!
[10:49] ---
It's only in this magazine!
[10:52] ---
"Taking a relaxing vacation in
Hakodate after his concert tour."
[10:57] ---
Hakodate?
[10:58] ---
That's where we're going
tomorrow! For our free time!
[11:02] ---
I wanna eat the soft ice cream
Sea Monk ate in this article!
[11:05] ---
I wanna take a picture in the same
spot Sea Monk took this picture!
[11:09] ---
We should totally go there tomorrow!
[11:11] ---
I do wanna go...
[11:14] ---
If you're okay with me going with you.
[11:18] ---
I keep telling you, stop
acting careful around me!
[11:20] ---
Okay...
[11:22] ---
I'm trying not to act careful.
[11:29] ---
Then...let's go.
[11:32] ---
Sure!
[11:36] ---
You did bring a proper camera, right?
[11:38] ---
A cell phone just won't cut it.
[11:39] ---
You can count on me! What about you, Otani?
[11:41] ---
Looks like there's nothing
to worry about after all.
[11:43] ---
Yeah. What a relief.
[11:49] ---
All right! It's our free time!
SIGN Hakodate Walker's Guide
[11:52] ---
Where do ya wanna go?
[11:53] ---
The Bay Area?
[11:55] ---
Asaichi! Asaichi!
[11:56] ---
We need to eat the lunch
that Sea Monk recommended.
[11:59] ---
But you just ate breakfast!
[12:02] ---
For a runt you sure eat a lot...
[12:04] ---
Aw, shaddup!
[12:05] ---
Fine. I'll go there alone.
[12:09] ---
It's okay. I'll come with you.
[12:12] ---
As long as you split the lunch with me.
[12:14] ---
- Good. Then let's go!
- Okay!
[12:22] ---
That looks freaking delicious!
[12:26] ---
- This feels great!
- The view is awesome!
[12:30] ---
Wow, it really is star-shaped.
[12:33] ---
I'm next. Hurry, hurry!
[12:39] ---
I do love a good rickshaw!
[12:45] ---
Is this about right?
[12:48] ---
You look stupid...
[12:50] ---
Hurry and take it! This's embarrassing!
[12:53] ---
Oh, fine, I'll just pose normally.
[12:55] ---
Hell, no! Why did we come all this way?
[12:59] ---
Don't think you're off the hook!
[13:00] ---
Next it's YOUR turn.
[13:06] ---
Awesome!
[13:10] ---
I think...I can't help but like Otani.
[13:15] ---
- Wow! Seriously yummy!
[13:16] ---
- But...
[13:17] ---
- If him knowing I like
him makes things weird...
[13:17] ---
- The Sea Monk sure knows
how to pick ice cream!
[13:21] ---
Then I'd rather things
stayed like this forever.
[13:27] ---
Excuse me!
[13:30] ---
Will you take our picture?
[13:32] ---
Yeah, sure.
[13:33] ---
Thanks!
[13:35] ---
Well, I'm taking it, folks.
[13:36] ---
Haha, he said "folks".
[13:40] ---
There.
[13:40] ---
Thanks!
[13:42] ---
Are you from the Kansai region?
[13:44] ---
Yeah.
[13:45] ---
Will you say "nande ya nen
(Why the hell?)" for us?!
[13:48] ---
...Why the hell?
[13:50] ---
Authentic!
[13:53] ---
Hey, look... There's something
scary over there...
[14:01] ---
We're so sorry!
[14:04] ---
That little guy was so cute!
[14:05] ---
But who's the giant with him? His girlfriend?
[14:07] ---
What? No waaay!
[14:11] ---
I guess...
[14:13] ---
to the average passerby I don't
look like his girlfriend.
[14:17] ---
Hey, Koizumi!
[14:19] ---
What.
[14:21] ---
I'll take your picture next.
[14:23] ---
He went here in the magazine, right?
[14:28] ---
I can't suddenly change and
think of you as a girlfriend.
[14:32] ---
I can see why Otani would feel that way.
[14:36] ---
And if I can't become his girlfriend,
[14:38] ---
it's pointless to have feelings for him.
[14:43] ---
Koizumi?
[14:44] ---
Oh, that's right - picture!
[14:46] ---
Thanks. I'm up next.
[14:49] ---
I give up.
[14:52] ---
I'll just forget it happened and move on.
[14:58] ---
Think we should head back
to the rendezvous point?
[14:59] ---
Guess so.
[15:02] ---
What is it?
[15:05] ---
My wallet!
[15:06] ---
I dropped it!
[15:08] ---
What does it look like?
[15:09] ---
Red...round...and with a bunny.
[15:13] ---
Think it's at the place
we just took a picture?
[15:15] ---
Let's go!
[15:40] ---
They said no one turned it in.
[15:45] ---
Let's go retrace our steps again
- go everywhere we went today.
[15:49] ---
Don't bother.
[15:51] ---
I doubt we'll find it.
[15:54] ---
And there was only 1000
yen left in it anyway.
[15:57] ---
Only 1000 yen??
[15:58] ---
What kind of presents could
you buy for 1000 yen?
[16:01] ---
You're asking for bad karma, idiot!
[16:03] ---
But it's almost time to
meet up with the others!
[16:06] ---
If we're late back there together,
people will talk again!
[16:11] ---
Then let them talk!
[16:17] ---
Don't waste your time sulking
- look for the wallet!
[16:22] ---
Otani...
[16:24] ---
Okay, I'll go look that way.
[16:26] ---
Koizumi, you...
[16:30] ---
Wh-what the hell?
[16:32] ---
Was the wallet that important to you?
[16:35] ---
No, you moron!
[16:37] ---
Why're you callin' me a "moron"?
I'm just being nice...
[16:39] ---
Oh, shut up!
[16:42] ---
What the hell is your problem!
[16:44] ---
I'm trying...
[16:46] ---
I'm trying to move on here!
[16:49] ---
You're making it hard!
[16:51] ---
When you're so nice like that...
[16:53] ---
What's your problem?
[16:59] ---
That hurts!
[17:01] ---
What the hell...
[17:01] ---
Sea....
[17:03] ---
"See"?
[17:08] ---
Sea...!
[17:10] ---
Sea...!
[17:13] ---
Sea Monk!!
[17:25] [SONG] ---
Nice guy!
[17:28] ---
W-w-woah there! You go talk to him!
[17:31] ---
M-me?
[17:32] ---
But there must be something you
can say. Now's our chance to...
[17:37] ---
That's my wallet!
[17:41] ---
Oh, this is yours?
[17:44] ---
I was about to turn it in to lost and found.
[17:46] ---
Thanks!
[17:48] ---
Sorry about that. I'm a bit farsighted.
[17:51] ---
Are you kids on your school trip?
[17:53] ---
Yes!
[17:53] ---
Oh, crap, it's past our rendezvous time!
[17:56] ---
What should we do?
[17:57] ---
Let's run for it!
[17:58] ---
Would you like a lift?
[18:02] ---
We were about to take a
taxi to the train station.
[18:06] ---
Who's that?
[18:07] ---
Monk! I'm tired! I wanna get in the car!
[18:12] ---
Hey, I keep telling you to call me "Daddy."
[18:15] ---
MRS. Sea Monk...
[18:18] ---
Sea Monk...JR.
[18:20] ---
...He's married.
[18:22] ---
Hey, son, would you call us a taxi?
[18:25] ---
Me? Sure!
[18:27] ---
Okay, let's go.
[18:29] ---
Wow, you're short.
[18:31] ---
Wait, do taxis even drive on this street?
[18:34] ---
You're supposed to call for one on your cell.
[18:35] ---
Um, are you here on a family vacation?
[18:37] ---
Yes.
[18:38] ---
He liked this place on tour, so
he asked us to come back with him.
[18:42] ---
He's got a scary face, but he's
actually a very sweet man.
[18:48] ---
Where did you guys meet?
[18:50] ---
We went to high school together.
[18:54] ---
So, you've been dating since high school?
[18:57] ---
No.
[18:59] ---
We didn't start dating until
long after we graduated.
[19:03] ---
I like you.
[19:05] ---
He asked me out in high school...
[19:09] ---
But I rejected him.
[19:12] ---
We'd been friends for so long...
[19:14] ---
that I just didn't see him
as a potential boyfriend.
[19:19] ---
But...
[19:20] ---
Hey!
[19:22] ---
It's here!
[19:23] ---
- This way!
[19:23] ---
- We're married and have a son together now.
[19:26] ---
- Mommy!
[19:27] ---
- You never know where life will take you.
[19:28] ---
- Hurry, hurry!
[19:38] ---
I guess that means a radish
can become a hair crab...
[19:43] ---
What are you talking about?
[19:44] ---
Nothing!
[19:45] ---
Come on, let's go!
[19:48] ---
She's right.
[19:50] ---
Just look at me.
[19:52] ---
- I didn't fall for Otani right away.
[19:53] ---
- I love track 3 on the new album
[19:54] ---
- At your last concert, I was so...!
[19:56] ---
- Hey, I'M talking to him!
[19:57] ---
- Otani might have given
me a "sorry" for now.
[19:58] ---
- I was here first!
[20:01] ---
But maybe...
[20:03] ---
Just maybe...
[20:04] ---
- You're late!
[20:04] ---
- After enough time has passed...
[20:05] ---
- Sorry!
[20:06] ---
Maybe he'll give me a different answer.
[20:17] ---
So pretty!
[20:19] ---
I don't need to force myself to give up yet.
[20:27] ---
And we got to meet Sea Monk too.
[20:29] ---
We sure are lucky people!
[20:33] ---
Otani...
[20:38] ---
Sorry.
[20:40] ---
But I can't just forget
everything that happened.
[20:43] ---
So forget I said THAT.
[20:46] ---
I really do like you, Otani.
[20:49] ---
At least remember that.
[21:01] ---
...Okay.
[21:06] ---
Why was there such a long pause?
[21:08] ---
You always throw me off when you're serious!
[21:12] ---
Aren't you just being too
absent-minded all the time?
[21:15] ---
What did you say?!
[21:17] ---
You're the absent-minded one!
[21:19] ---
WHO lost her wallet today?
[21:22] ---
Th...that's a different matter!
[21:24] ---
That's the SAME matter!
[21:26] ---
That's that!
[21:27] ---
- What the hell are you even saying?
[21:28] ---
- Someday...
[21:29] ---
- I'll make you regret turning me down.
[21:32] ---
- So brace yourself!
[21:33] ---
Shut up, you stupid idiot jackass!
[21:36] ---
I like who I like.
[21:39] ---
You got a problem with that?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
On the way home from school, alone
in the park, sitting on our bench,
[21:53] [SONG] ---
I noticed you were happier than usual
[21:57] [SONG] ---
So I asked you,
[22:00] [SONG] ---
"What would you do if the world disappeared?"
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Saying nothing, you squeezed
my arm in response.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Please, keep looking at me.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Our lips are too close and
my heart won't stop pounding.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
No matter what mood you're in,
I'll accept you for who you are.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
And if your heart ever breaks
and tears fall down your cheeks,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
I will protect you even if it means
turning the rest of the world against me.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
I love you
[22:52] [SONG] ---
I don't need words.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
You will be my last kiss.
[23:02] [SONG] ---
Now and forever.
[23:21] ---
Otani, cutie, are you free this Christmas?
[23:23] ---
Creeper.
[23:24] ---
The guys at my junior high basketball
team are throwing a party.
[23:26] ---
Will Kanzaki be there?
[23:28] ---
Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:29] ---
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Ex?! Operation Breast Exposure!!"
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[23:32] ---
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