E4 - Mwah! I Fell in Love With You!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    When you asked me how I felt about you
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I said, "You're okay, I guess."
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Wait, are you crying?
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Oh!
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Now I think you might be cute.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Then you tried to run away
    so I grabbed your hand.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    And something deep within
    my heart began to dance.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a textbook for romance.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    There are just too many
    problems I don't understand.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a teacher for romance.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    If I add You + Me
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Will the answer be "Love"?
[01:15] ---
    I want you to be my girlfriend.
[01:17] ---
    I dream of a high school life full of love.
[01:21] ---
    Someday, I'll tell you that I
    like you and want to go out.
[01:26] ---
    Start thinking about your answer.
[01:37] ---
    Sorry.
[01:41] ---
    It's okay. It was just
    obligatory chocolate anyway.
[01:44] ---
    That's right. Obligatory chocolate.
SIGN    "Smooch! I've Fallen In Love!"
[02:08] ---
    You're a junior, and you STILL
    yawn with a stupid face.
[02:12] ---
    Leave me alone. As they say,
    "hibernation knows no dawn."
[02:15] ---
    Not "hibernation", it's "SPRING
    sleep knows no dawn," right?
[02:19] ---
    Well, they might say that too...
[02:21] ---
    You really are stupid.
[02:22] ---
    Oh, shut up, totem pole!
[02:25] ---
    Yes, I'm a totem pole.
[02:27] ---
    And, Atsushi, when you grows a widdle
    more, you cans be one toooooo.
[02:30] ---
    You shut up!
[02:36] ---
    Someone, please help me!
[02:38] ---
    Just a minute.
[02:40] ---
    Hey there.
[02:41] ---
    Good doggie, that's enough.
[02:45] ---
    Good boy, good boy.
[02:47] ---
    What're you, a dog whisperer?
[02:49] ---
    If you're gonna be outside,
    you need to be nice to girls.
[02:56] ---
    You're really rotten with girls,
[02:58] ---
    but you're a genius at dealing with boys.
[03:00] ---
    Moron! He's a male dog.
[03:02] ---
    Right?
[03:03] ---
    A genius dealing with boys...
[03:09] ---
    Well, bye-bye.
[03:13] ---
    Um, thank you very much!
[03:16] ---
    What's your name?
[03:18] ---
    Doesn't matter what my name is. Bye.
[03:27] ---
    Seiko has fallen in love!
SIGN    Class 2-3.
SIGN    New class assignments
[03:36] ---
    Why's everyone crowded up there?
[03:38] ---
    Oh, must be the new class assignments.
[03:41] ---
    Risa, we're in the same class again.
[03:44] ---
    What a relief!
[03:45] ---
    But I'm in the next class over.
[03:48] ---
    But Chiharu, that means you're
    in the same class as Suzuki.
[03:56] ---
    Good morning.
[03:59] ---
    Good morning.
[04:01] ---
    I look forward to this year.
[04:02] ---
    Huh?
[04:03] ---
    We're classmates now.
[04:04] ---
    Ah, yes, the pleasure is all mine.
[04:05] ---
    The epitome of "simple life"...
[04:07] ---
    Darling!
[04:09] ---
    We're in the same class again!
[04:11] ---
    Really?
[04:12] ---
    That's great!
[04:13] ---
    Nobuko...
[04:15] ---
    Darling...
[04:22] ---
    In the same class as Koizumi AGAIN?
[04:24] ---
    When will I be able to escape
    from the All Hanshin Kyojin?
[04:28] ---
    There would be no problem if
    you'd just grow a couple inches.
[04:31] ---
    Shut up! You should shrink!
[04:33] ---
    Physically impossible!
[04:35] ---
    Looks like we're just as we were.
[04:37] ---
    But something's a little
    different from last year...
[04:39] ---
    And our homeroom teacher is Gorilla
    again?! This must be his idea!
[04:42] ---
    ...Otani used to be my arch nemesis,
[04:45] ---
    but now he's in a mysterious
    sort of position.
[04:48] ---
    And just maybe...Otani and I...
[04:56] ---
    No, no, impossible!
[04:59] ---
    Koizumi.
[05:00] ---
    This strangely familiar name
    is in the class next door.
SIGN    Haruka Fukagawa
[05:06] ---
    Haruka??
[05:08] ---
    Someday, I'll tell you that I
    like you and want to go out.
[05:13] ---
    Risa...
[05:17] ---
    Too bad for you!
[05:19] ---
    See ya.
[05:20] ---
    Come back, traitor!
[05:22] ---
    Even though the Valentine's cake
    you gave me was "obligatory"...
[05:25] ---
    I didn't despair.
[05:26] ---
    I thought it could carry
    me over to the spring.
[05:28] ---
    But I wasn't able to make it into your class.
[05:32] ---
    That reminds me,
[05:33] ---
    you'd mentioned something about
    transferring here in April...
[05:35] ---
    "That reminds me"? "That reminds me"??
[05:37] ---
    Does that mean...you'd FORGOTTEN me??
[05:40] ---
    Not at all true! "That reminds
    me" is just an expression!
[05:44] ---
    It's true! You forgot
    all about me! How cruel!
[05:46] ---
    I did not forget about you.
[05:49] ---
    Risa, you'd better hurry if you
    want to make the opening ceremony.
[05:53] ---
    Nice cover!
[05:54] ---
    Haruka, I gotta go.
[05:59] ---
    Risa...
[06:01] ---
    You dirty traitor!
[06:03] ---
    Leggo, Goliath!
[06:04] ---
    I thought I was helping
    by not being in the way.
[06:06] ---
    I'll ask for your help when I want it!
[06:09] ---
    Up to their same antics...
[06:11] ---
    Husband-wife comedy.
[06:12] ---
    I don't see it!
[06:13] ---
    But you're in perfect sync.
[06:19] ---
    I have my class with Otani for another year.
[06:27] ---
    So he goes to my school.
[06:30] ---
    Lalala...
SIGN    Class 2-3
[06:35] ---
    So we have to choose the class duties
[06:39] ---
    It can be a pain,
[06:40] ---
    so I'd like to get the teacher's
    aides out of the way.
[06:44] ---
    I approve.
[06:46] ---
    In that case...
[06:48] ---
    Don't make eye contact with him, Koizumi!
[06:51] ---
    I know.
[06:53] ---
    Okay, let's have the telepathic duo,
    Koizumi and Otani, be my aides.
[06:59] ---
    Why us?
[07:01] ---
    Do we agree?
[07:02] ---
    Yes!
[07:04] ---
    Why?
[07:05] ---
    Wait!
[07:06] ---
    It's decided. Congratulations.
    100% of the vote.
[07:11] ---
    Sorry to put you straight to work,
[07:12] ---
    but could you go help set up for the
    entrance ceremony for the First Years?
[07:16] ---
    Why us?!
[07:18] ---
    Awesome!
[07:19] ---
    They're in perfect sync!
[07:21] ---
    Are they the people who were called
    the "All Hanshin Kyojin" last year?
[07:25] ---
    This...can't...
[07:28] ---
    Oh, whatever. Just let them have their way.
[07:30] ---
    Betraying me again?
[07:33] ---
    Just consider it a continuation of
    last year. Let's make the best of it.
[07:48] ---
    Let's go, Otani.
[07:56] ---
    Where are you going?
[07:58] ---
    Basketball.
[08:00] ---
    All lies.
[08:01] ---
    They're holding the entrance
    ceremony in the gym right now.
[08:04] ---
    WHERE are you playing basketball?
[08:05] ---
    In the park!
[08:08] ---
    What about helping with
    the entrance ceremony?
[08:10] ---
    You're flaking out on me?
[08:11] ---
    I don't have time for that.
[08:13] ---
    Why not?
[08:16] ---
    They're letting me play in matches
    as a regular staring this year.
[08:20] ---
    Seriously?
[08:21] ---
    It's true.
[08:24] ---
    It was settled over the break.
[08:26] ---
    Isn't it great? He's the only
    second year who's a regular.
[08:29] ---
    Don't brag for me.
[08:31] ---
    He's also the number one candidate
    to be next year's captain.
[08:34] ---
    Don't brag for me, I said.
[08:49] ---
    That makes sense.
[08:50] ---
    He does work so hard.
[08:53] ---
    Go ahead and brag. You know you like it.
[08:58] ---
    And so...
[08:59] ---
    This and that are different matters!
[09:10] ---
    Oppressive...
[09:11] ---
    This woman is SO oppressive.
[09:14] ---
    Aw, shut up.
[09:16] ---
    It's your fault for
    becoming a teacher's aide!
[09:20] ---
    As a man I couldn't forgive myself if I
    flaked out of such an honorable obligation!
[09:25] ---
    Well you didn't need to
    include ME in your "honor"!
[09:27] ---
    You excessive busy-body.
[09:29] ---
    Shut up, Totem Pole!
[09:30] ---
    Silence, water flea!
[09:33] ---
    Good work, students. Thank you.
[09:37] ---
    Risa, are you done?
[09:39] ---
    Yeah.
[09:42] ---
    Sorry, didn't mean to make you wait.
[09:44] ---
    It's okay.
[09:45] ---
    Look at that, the First
    Years are filtering in.
[09:49] ---
    Their uniforms are so stiff and
    bright. They ooze with "new".
[09:53] ---
    That reminds me, Nobuko,
[09:55] ---
    on our first day you wore a really
    cute outfit and got yelled at.
[10:00] ---
    Oyeah. My uniform didn't arrive on time.
[10:03] ---
    Your uniform didn't arrive on time?
[10:08] ---
    Even so, this is a formal ceremony.
[10:10] ---
    Don't you have something
    more appropriate to wear?
[10:12] ---
    I do, but...
[10:14] ---
    I bought this really cute
    top yesterday, so...
[10:18] ---
    I wanted to wear it right away.
[10:22] ---
    I'm sorry.
[10:25] ---
    "I'm sorry" just isn't enough...
[10:27] ---
    But isn't it cute?
[10:29] ---
    Perhaps, but today is not a day for cuteness!
[10:31] ---
    It's a day to dress professionally!
[10:34] ---
    Poor girl. In trouble on her first day...
[10:37] ---
    Hey...
[10:38] ---
    What is it?
[10:41] ---
    She's pretty cunning...
[10:45] ---
    This can't be! My pride won't stand for it!
[10:48] ---
    What did you say?
[10:50] ---
    I'm SAYING, once I'm old
    and wrinkled like you,
[10:53] ---
    I won't be able to wear cute clothes, right?
[10:56] ---
    I need to dress cute while I still can,
    before I turn into an old spinster.
[11:01] ---
    You're calling me a "spinster"??
[11:03] ---
    Ah, I didn't mean you specifically.
[11:07] ---
    Oh dear.
[11:10] ---
    Teacher! Some boys are having
    a horrible brawl over there!
[11:14] ---
    What an emergency!
[11:18] ---
    Just kidding.
[11:21] ---
    I met you this morning...
[11:23] ---
    Oh, it's you.
[11:29] ---
    You know her?
[11:31] ---
    Yeah, sorta.
[11:32] ---
    You said you were kidding about the fight?
[11:35] ---
    Yeah, that teacher is really
    strict. Be careful around her.
[11:39] ---
    She'll lecture you for
    an hour if you let her.
[11:43] ---
    You rescued me again!
[11:46] ---
    Thank you so much.
[11:47] ---
    Well, it was nothing.
[11:53] ---
    She's cute...
[11:56] ---
    Hey, Koizumi?
[11:59] ---
    I'm leaving.
[12:00] ---
    Okay?
[12:01] ---
    Yeah. It's okay.
[12:28] ---
    Why do I have to come shopping with you?
[12:33] ---
    Because I can't let a FRESHMAN outshine me.
[12:39] ---
    It's okay, no need to treat her like a rival.
[12:43] ---
    It's NOT okay.
[12:44] ---
    Oh... But I'm surprised
    you have that much money.
[12:48] ---
    Massaging Grandma's shoulders
    every night has its perks.
[12:59] ---
    Otani would probably like this.
[13:03] ---
    Am I a moron? Who cares if he'd like it!
[13:06] ---
    They're letting me play in matches
    as a regular staring this year.
[13:14] ---
    What're you doing?
[13:16] ---
    The clerk is glaring at you.
[13:18] ---
    I'm buying that!
[13:24] ---
    What the hell is this?
[13:27] ---
    How rude! It's a present.
[13:30] ---
    But why??
[13:32] ---
    Is it a bad-luck present? Is it a trap?
[13:34] ---
    It's a trap, right?!
[13:36] ---
    I get it.
[13:38] ---
    You're after my secretly autographed
    Sea Monk CD, aren't ya?
[13:43] ---
    You can't have it!
[13:45] ---
    That's not it at all!
[13:47] ---
    I was just trying to celebrate you
    becoming a regular on the team!
[13:49] ---
    If you don't want it, I'll take it back.
[13:51] ---
    It's really for me?
[13:52] ---
    Nope! I bought it for myself.
[13:54] ---
    Wow, how cool! I'm so cool.
[13:58] ---
    Hey.
[14:01] ---
    Do I look cool?
[14:04] ---
    ...No?
[14:07] ---
    Thanks. I'll keep it.
[14:09] ---
    Well, I guess stranger things have happened.
[14:12] ---
    It was temporary insanity!
[14:21] ---
    Risa, what's wrong?
[14:23] ---
    I've been focusing so much on my height...
[14:27] ---
    that I forgot to work on what's inside.
[14:30] ---
    I guess I wish I was a little more feminine.
[14:33] ---
    Feminine?
[14:35] ---
    What's up? You suddenly
    sound like a teen drama.
[14:40] ---
    I do?
[14:43] ---
    Well...then I guess I have a problem...
[14:46] ---
    Miss Nobuko!
[14:49] ---
    Good afternoon!
[14:50] ---
    Thanks for helping me this morning.
[14:53] ---
    You're welcome.
[14:57] ---
    Uh-oh. I smell bloodlust...
[14:59] ---
    That bracelet is super adorable!
[15:02] ---
    Where did you buy it?
[15:04] ---
    This?
[15:05] ---
    Well, you see...
[15:06] ---
    Wait, you like her now?
[15:07] ---
    She's a super good girl.
[15:11] ---
    Ah, I see.
[15:12] ---
    So? Was there something you wanted?
[15:14] ---
    Is either of you in a club?
[15:20] ---
    You wanna join something?
[15:21] ---
    Tomorrow there's a Clubs Fair in the gym.
[15:25] ---
    I was thinking I'd pick
    a club after seeing that.
[15:29] ---
    Darling said he was going
    to dress in a black hood.
[15:32] ---
    Black hood? What's the Basketball Team doing?
[15:35] ---
    Not sure, but Otani's in it too.
[15:38] ---
    It sounds like lots of fun!
[15:41] ---
    I'll be sure to keep an eye
    on the Basketball Team!
[15:45] ---
    So cute...
[15:48] ---
    This world has such feminine girls like her.
[15:52] ---
    So why must I be like this?
[15:55] ---
    God sure is unfair.
SIGN    Self-Study
[16:08] ---
    I wonder if we'll be okay
    slipping out of class?
[16:11] ---
    We'll be fine. It's just self-study.
[16:14] ---
    I think it's unfair that only people in
    the Clubs Fair are allowed to skip class.
[16:18] ---
    I have every right to see
    my Darling in a black hood.
[16:22] ---
    - What exactly are they
    doing with a black hood?
[16:23] ---
    - And that was the Swim Team's presentation!
[16:24] ---
    - Not sure.
[16:25] ---
    Next up, we have the Boys Basketball Team!
SIGN    Boys Bask...
[16:28] ---
    We presently have 11 members on our team.
[16:33] ---
    We are an accredited team
    with wonderful players!
[16:36] ---
    But we are always on the
    lookout for fresh blood.
[16:39] ---
    Even the worst player will
    improve under our guidance.
[16:44] ---
    Where are Nakao and Otani?
[16:47] ---
    Huh? That's strange.
[16:49] ---
    Now, ladies and gentlemen,
    take a look behind you!
[16:55] ---
    Look at that tiny boy over there.
[17:04] ---
    It's Otani.
[17:06] ---
    After joining our team, he
    learned how to make a slam dunk!
[17:15] ---
    Now, show us!
[17:31] ---
    Konnnng.
[17:33] ---
    Let's hear some applause!
[17:35] ---
    What WAS that?
[17:37] ---
    That was ridiculous.
[17:41] ---
    ...Lame.
[17:43] ---
    I can't stand seeing my boyfriend like that!
[17:46] ---
    See? Even a little boy like that can dunk.
[17:49] ---
    His mommy is so proud!
[17:52] ---
    Who're you callin' "little"?
[17:54] ---
    Please consider joining our
    wonderful Boys Basketball Team!
[18:00] ---
    We don't care how tall you are.
[18:01] ---
    Come sign up, even if you're short.
[18:12] ---
    - Take that. And that.
[18:12] ---
    - Cut it out...
[18:18] ---
    Sha-winnnng.
[18:21] ---
    See ya.
[18:22] ---
    Bye.
[18:30] ---
    What WAS that?
[18:32] ---
    Explain yourself.
[18:34] ---
    You shouldn't've come.
[18:38] ---
    Just look. Nobuko still hasn't
    recovered from the shock.
[18:42] ---
    I had fun today.
[18:43] ---
    - I didn't have fun...
[18:44] ---
    - See if I care!
[18:46] ---
    We're desperate to get more members.
[18:48] ---
    People keep quitting since
    our coach is so harsh.
[18:50] ---
    That's why we need lots
    of people from the start.
[18:53] ---
    After that pathetic display
    I wonder if you'll get any...
[18:56] ---
    P-pathetic?
[18:57] ---
    It was certainly not pathetic!
[19:09] ---
    Oh, it's her
[19:11] ---
    Who's she?
[19:12] ---
    The girl who was almost bitten by
    that dog on the first day of school.
[19:18] ---
    You didn't remember me?
[19:21] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[19:22] ---
    He really is a moron. A bird-brain.
[19:25] ---
    You're getting slapped!
[19:26] ---
    B-but, I don't mind!
[19:30] ---
    Your dunk was so exquisite!
[19:35] ---
    Did ya just hear that?
[19:38] ---
    Thanks.
[19:41] ---
    Sha-winnng!
[19:51] ---
    I'm Atsushi Otani of Class
    2-3. Nice to meet you.
[19:54] ---
    I'm Kotoboki from Class 1-4.
[19:58] ---
    My first name is Seiko.
[19:59] ---
    Seiko, eh? What a cute name.
[20:06] ---
    Umm!
[20:37] ---
    I've fallen in love with you.
[20:51] ---
    Umm...
[20:52] ---
    I'm sorry!
[20:53] ---
    I always attack before I think...
[20:57] ---
    Er, I mean, act.
[21:00] ---
    That was bad, wasn't it.
[21:02] ---
    No, I didn't really mind...
[21:09] ---
    Umm, but, I know this is a bit forward, but,
[21:13] ---
    Can we be friends and then maybe date?
[21:31] ---
    Sure.
[21:32] ---
    Wha...!
[21:35] ---
    Seiko is a happy girl!
[21:41] ---
    What the HELL!
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    On the way home from school, alone
    in the park, sitting on our bench,
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    I noticed you were happier than usual
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    So I asked you,
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    "What would you do if the world disappeared?"
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Saying nothing, you squeezed
    my arm in response.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Please, keep looking at me.
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Our lips are too close and
    my heart won't stop pounding.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    No matter what mood you're in,
    I'll accept you for who you are.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    And if your heart ever breaks
    and tears fall down your cheeks,
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    I will protect you even if it means
    turning the rest of the world against me.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    I love you
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    I don't need words.
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    You will be my last kiss.
[23:07] [SONG] ---
    Now and forever.
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    I'm such a heartbreaker.
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    In an instant, I've made
    Seiko my slave for life.
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    Damn it... I have no comeback for that.
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    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
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    Next episode, "Blow Away Forbidden Love!"
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