E7 - RIP! The Worst Love Confession EVER!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    When you asked me how I felt about you
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I said, "You're okay, I guess."
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Wait, are you crying?
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Oh!
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Now I think you might be cute.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Then you tried to run away
    so I grabbed your hand.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    And something deep within
    my heart began to dance.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a textbook for romance.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    There are just too many
    problems I don't understand.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a teacher for romance.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    If I add You + Me
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Will the answer be "Love"?
[01:15] ---
    On the day I turned seventeen,
[01:18] ---
    You and I were together...
[01:21] ---
    I like YOU, Otani!
[01:26] ---
    Even today, the images are
    burned into my memory.
[01:30] ---
    The huge fireworks, erupting
    in the night sky, and...
[01:40] ---
    Oh, please! Why so serious all of a sudden?
[01:42] ---
    You're making me blush!
[01:44] ---
    ...And your stupid face.
[01:46] ---
    Well, you're a pretty nice
    gal yourself, Koizumi.
[01:50] ---
    N-no, that's not what I meant...
[01:53] ---
    Now, don't be shy about it.
[01:54] ---
    Let's make a nice big comeback as the
    All Hanshin Kyojin next semester!
[01:57] ---
    Maybe we should audition for a comedy show?
SIGN    Maido Academy's 17th Annual School Fair
SIGN    Thanks for coming!
[02:11] ---
    I'm fairly certain I'll remember that
    pathetic night until the day I die.
SIGN    "Abandon Ship! The Worst Confession Of Love Ever!!"
[02:20] ---
    Until I die...
[02:23] ---
    The curse shall remain with
    my great-granddaughter...
SIGN    Creepy, creepy, creepy...
SIGN    Class 2-3's Haunted House
SIGN    Entrance
[02:29] ---
    What's your problem?
[02:31] ---
    The curse shall remain, rotten water flea.
SIGN    Class 2-3's Haunted House
[02:36] ---
    I've made it so no one will
    laugh at you ever again.
[02:39] ---
    What the hell is wrong with you?
[02:42] ---
    Ever since the semester started, you've
    been all emo and "cursing" me daily!
SIGN    CURSE
[02:47] ---
    Oh yesssss.
[02:49] ---
    May your height shorten centimeter
    by centimeter as the days pass.
[02:53] ---
    After 150 days have passed, there
    will be nothing left of you.
[02:57] ---
    Hey! You guys are supposed to
    be promoting our Haunted House.
[03:00] ---
    Do your job, won't you?
[03:02] ---
    It's not my fault!
[03:03] ---
    This moron is getting in the way -
    saying stuff that doesn't make sense.
[03:06] ---
    "Moron"?
[03:07] ---
    I don't need to be called a moron by
    the likes of YOU! You SUPER MORON!
[03:11] ---
    This situation could be resolved if
    you'd just tell me why you're mad.
[03:16] ---
    Do you really have no idea what you did?!
[03:19] ---
    What did I do?
[03:20] ---
    I only gave you my most treasured possession!
[03:26] ---
    You should be thankful, not mad.
[03:28] ---
    Oh, I really am thankful for that.
[03:30] ---
    I thought I was gonna die from happiness.
[03:31] ---
    I know, right?
[03:34] ---
    No! What happened AFTER that?!
[03:36] ---
    After that?
[03:41] ---
    Ohh! Those fireworks were
    freaking gorgeous, weren't they!
[03:48] ---
    Gimme that!
[03:54] ---
    Go get us some customers!
[03:55] ---
    Wh-what's your problem?
[04:01] ---
    What's with her?
[04:02] ---
    Why's she so pissed?
[04:04] ---
    Anyone would be pissed.
[04:05] ---
    Right, Darling?
[04:06] ---
    Horrible excuse for a man.
[04:08] ---
    What the hell?!
[04:09] ---
    I didn't do anything wrong!
[04:10] ---
    Put a hand to your heart
    and think HARD about it.
SIGN    Tako-yaki
[04:22] ---
    It's lots of fun!
[04:23] ---
    Lots of fun stuff over here!
[04:34] ---
    I like YOU, Otani!
[04:52] ---
    Just to say that one sentence...
[04:54] ---
    Does he realize how much energy that took?
[04:59] ---
    And his response...
[05:00] ---
    ...was so casual...
SIGN    Class 2-3
SIGN    Independent Film: "L.C. Police"
[05:21] ---
    Was that...?
[05:22] ---
    Yeah.
[05:28] ---
    Oh, crap!
SIGN    Haunted House
SIGN    Reception
[05:32] ---
    I hear Risa is playing one of the ghosts.
[05:40] ---
    I kill you...
[05:43] ---
    Oh. It's just Chiharu and Suzuki.
[05:46] ---
    Welcome.
[05:48] ---
    Risa...
[05:51] ---
    You sure look happy together.
[05:53] ---
    Lucky humans.
[05:55] ---
    Thou shalt be cursed.
[05:58] ---
    Su-Su-Suzuki!
[06:07] ---
    Thou shalt be cursed.
[06:10] ---
    Nooo!
[06:13] ---
    Thou shalt be cursed.
SIGN    Nooooo!
[06:20] ---
    Okaaaay.
[06:21] ---
    Get in line, folks.
[06:22] ---
    - I hear Class 2-3's Haunted
    House is freaking scary!
[06:23] ---
    - Stay in line, no pushing, please.
[06:25] ---
    They say the ghosts chase you
    to the ends of the earth.
[06:32] ---
    The school fair...
[06:34] ---
    And that guy...
[06:36] ---
    I don't care about either of them anymore.
SIGN    Yaki-soba, Franks
[06:39] ---
    Step right up!
[06:42] ---
    Give it a try! It'll make ya happy!
[06:44] ---
    Come and get it! It's going
    cheap! Super delicious!
[06:51] ---
    Autumn is here...
[06:56] ---
    Good work, good work.
[06:58] ---
    Thanks to your efforts, the Haunted
    House was at full capacity all morning.
[07:01] ---
    Here, have a drink.
[07:03] ---
    I sure worked hard.
[07:06] ---
    We've got others covering
    the afternoon shift.
[07:07] ---
    So are ya gonna go look
    at the booths with Otani?
[07:11] ---
    Why must I be with Otani?
[07:13] ---
    Isn't it a lost cause?
[07:15] ---
    Risa.
[07:16] ---
    Are you gonna give up after just one failure?
[07:19] ---
    Don't call it a failure!
[07:20] ---
    I didn't fail at all!
[07:22] ---
    I did exactly what I set out to do!
[07:24] ---
    If anyone failed, it's Otani.
[07:26] ---
    Someone needs to do something
    about his stupid brain.
[07:28] ---
    Well, I agree that something
    must be done about him.
[07:33] ---
    Otani does seem to have an especially
    severe case of neurological atrophy.
[07:37] ---
    Who ARE you?
[07:39] ---
    What's so great about being dense anyway?
[07:42] ---
    And what's so great about
    auditioning for a comedy show?
[07:45] ---
    Audition without me, moron.
[07:47] ---
    I wonder what you can do?
[07:49] ---
    I can't do anything.
[07:51] ---
    Screw him.
[07:55] ---
    I guess so...
[07:56] ---
    The school field trip is
    right after this, too.
[08:00] ---
    What're you gonna do during our free time?
[08:03] ---
    Can't I go off exploring with you, Nobuko?
[08:05] ---
    But I'm gonna go off alone with Darling.
[08:09] ---
    Because even though this is a school event,
[08:11] ---
    it's still my first vacation
    away with my Darling!
[08:15] ---
    There's the romantic
    nightscape of Hakodate...
[08:19] ---
    And Otaru Canal!
[08:20] ---
    I wanna see those sights with him!
[08:23] ---
    Well, I can understand why, but...still...
[08:28] ---
    I assume Chiharu and Suzuki
    will also sneak off alone.
[08:32] ---
    Which means you'll automatically
    be paired up with Otani.
[08:38] ---
    I can't!
[08:40] ---
    Then you'll have to be all alone.
[08:42] ---
    God, no!
[08:45] ---
    Oh, there you are.
[08:47] ---
    Koizumi, we've all been looking for you.
[08:49] ---
    People won't come in. They keep
    asking for "that scary ghost chick."
[08:52] ---
    ...I see.
[08:53] ---
    Well, I don't care anymore.
[08:55] ---
    I'll go ahead and be a ghost
    in the afternoon shift too.
SIGN    Okonomi-yaki
[09:01] ---
    Koizumi.
[09:04] ---
    I think I know why you're mad.
[09:08] ---
    Sorry.
[09:09] ---
    I did something horrible to you.
[09:13] ---
    The guy you like found out you were
    alone with me on your birthday
[09:17] ---
    And now he has the wrong idea, right?
[09:21] ---
    Wh-what's with this gloomy atmosphere?!
[09:25] ---
    You're really good at coming up with
    complicated stories, aren't you.
[09:28] ---
    I'm so shocked by you that I'm sad.
[09:31] ---
    I'm wrong?
[09:32] ---
    I'm still wrong?
[09:34] ---
    He's been saying stuff like this all day.
[09:36] ---
    What the hell is wrong!
[09:39] ---
    Fine, fine.
[09:41] ---
    I'll let you off the hook.
[09:43] ---
    What did you say again?
[09:45] ---
    That the guy I like found
    out and has the wrong idea?
[09:47] ---
    Wow, now I'm getting pissed!
[09:49] ---
    That's gotta be wrong!
[09:54] ---
    I'M the one who's pissed!
[09:56] ---
    You donkey yokel!
[09:57] ---
    D-donkey yokel? That's the first time
    I've heard anyone use that insult!
[10:00] ---
    That's the first time I've used it!
SIGN    All Hanshin Kyojin
[10:02] ---
    Stop talking gibberish!
[10:04] ---
    Super moron! It's your
    fault for being so doofy!
[10:06] ---
    Two-fingers is "doo-fee".
[10:08] ---
    What's that supposed to mean!
[10:09] ---
    Stop making witty comebacks, you dimwit-face!
[10:12] ---
    First time I heard that insult, too!
[10:15] ---
    I totally think it'll fly.
[10:17] ---
    Wanna test out that theory?
[10:19] ---
    Sure thing.
[10:21] ---
    Otani!
[10:22] ---
    What is it!
[10:23] ---
    Otani, you're the guy Risa likes!
[10:27] ---
    Dirty liar!
[10:29] ---
    Listen, guys,
[10:30] ---
    I'm getting really tired of you leaving
    me out of the loop and mocking me for it!
[10:38] ---
    Are ya even listening to this?
[10:41] ---
    S....someone...!
[10:45] ---
    Anyone...!
[10:47] ---
    Bring me a blunt instrument!
[10:48] ---
    Something that would really
    hurt to be whacked by!
[10:52] ---
    Cool it, Risa!
SIGN    Cotton Candy, Okonomi-yaki
[10:55] ---
    What the hell is that chick saying?
SIGN    Haunted House
[11:02] ---
    "Dirty liar"? How could he STILL not get it?
[11:04] ---
    There, there...
[11:05] ---
    Why does me liking him have to be a lie?
[11:08] ---
    There, there...
[11:12] ---
    Risa, you finally came!
[11:16] ---
    Ah, Haruka...why are you dressed like that?
[11:21] ---
    Didn't you come here to visit me?
[11:23] ---
    Um, it's just that the Haunted
    House was really busy.
[11:27] ---
    Oh, then you came here at a great time!
[11:29] ---
    You can relax here at our cafe.
[11:32] ---
    Yes, relax here, Risa!
[11:36] ---
    I baked these cookies myself.
[11:38] ---
    Want some?
[11:38] ---
    Of course I do!
[11:42] ---
    Freaking delicious!
[11:45] ---
    She's right.
[11:46] ---
    Right?
[11:48] ---
    I didn't know your class was doing a cafe.
[11:50] ---
    Not my class.
[11:51] ---
    My club.
[11:53] ---
    I'm in the Home Ec. Club.
SIGN    Home Ec. Club
[11:54] ---
    Didn't I tell you I'm the president?
[11:57] ---
    That reminds me, I guess you did...
SIGN    The tree minds me, eye guess ewe did?
[12:01] ---
    The tree minds me...eye guess ewe did?
[12:05] ---
    She couldn't care less
    about what I'm up to...
[12:08] ---
    I didn't say nothin' about a tree.
[12:11] ---
    You're probably just preoccupied
    with that stupid water flea.
[12:14] ---
    I'm n-not!
[12:16] ---
    I don't care what that idiot is up to.
[12:18] ---
    Well, whatever. I'm fine with it.
[12:22] ---
    Hey, Haruka...
[12:24] ---
    What is it.
[12:25] ---
    Do you know who my crush is?
[12:29] ---
    Why're you even asking?! It's
    that water flea, right?!
[12:36] ---
    Is there something wrong?
[12:38] ---
    Nope.
[12:39] ---
    Mr. President! I brought some customers!
[12:42] ---
    Oh, so this's where you were?
[12:45] ---
    How cute!
[12:46] ---
    Seiko, I didn't know you
    were in the Home Ec. Club.
[12:48] ---
    I'm a brand new recruit.
[12:57] ---
    Wh-what is this?
[12:58] ---
    The bloodlust is piercing my skin...
[13:07] ---
    Seiko! Why'd ya have to
    bring the water flea along?
[13:10] ---
    Welllll....
[13:12] ---
    THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT A CUSTOMER!
[13:15] ---
    My deepest apologies, sir.
[13:16] ---
    But our establishment does
    not serve water fleas.
[13:19] ---
    WHAT DID YOU SAY?
[13:21] ---
    How cruel!
[13:23] ---
    Let's go somewhere else, Nobuko.
[13:26] ---
    Wait, do you also know
    who Koizumi's crush is?
[13:29] ---
    Of course I know!
[13:30] ---
    Why's everyone asking me that?
[13:32] ---
    Who is he!
[13:33] ---
    Why do I have to tell you?
[13:35] ---
    I'm not telling!
[13:37] ---
    I also know who he is.
[13:38] ---
    Wh-what the hell? What's going on here?!
SIGN    Gardening Club: homemade herbs
[13:48] ---
    Risa!
[13:58] ---
    Risa?
[14:02] ---
    Otani isn't dense.
[14:06] ---
    It might just be that he's never
    considered that I like him.
[14:12] ---
    Risa...
[14:14] ---
    Which means that he's never
    considered the possibility...
[14:17] ---
    that we could be a couple.
[14:23] ---
    He thinks it's impossible.
[14:26] ---
    That's right...
[14:27] ---
    He thinks it'd never happen!
[14:29] ---
    All with that goofy grin on his face...
[14:32] ---
    Risa!
[14:33] ---
    And he's RELIEVED to
    think nothing can happen!
[14:36] ---
    That shitty little brat!
[14:39] ---
    Calm down, Risa.
[14:40] ---
    Just calm down!
[14:42] ---
    Moron! Water flea! Stupid water flea!
[14:45] ---
    Damn it!
[14:48] ---
    I understand! So please stop...
[14:54] ---
    Nobuko...
[14:57] ---
    Sorry.
[14:58] ---
    I can't stand to watch any more of this.
[15:01] ---
    I found Koizumi!
[15:03] ---
    Capture her, capture her!
[15:10] ---
    Are you two happy together?
[15:16] ---
    You're happy, aren't you.
[15:19] ---
    Gimme your happiness!
[15:21] ---
    What's going on?
[15:29] ---
    Business is booming - why the long face?
[15:34] ---
    Darling...
[15:35] ---
    Thinking about how Risa feels...
[15:38] ---
    I just can't let myself be happy.
[15:41] ---
    You're right.
[15:53] ---
    I sure worked hard.
[15:56] ---
    Come on, time for the grand finale, Risa!
[15:59] ---
    Folk dancing on the field!
[16:02] ---
    I don't wanna folk dance.
[16:04] ---
    Risa.
[16:06] ---
    Last year, there was just one extra girl...
[16:10] ---
    so I ended up as a "boy,"
    dancing with all the girls.
[16:15] ---
    Nothing fun ever comes from folk dancing.
[16:19] ---
    Everything's done on my end.
[16:21] ---
    Darling.
[16:22] ---
    Then where is Otani?
[16:24] ---
    Taking out the trash.
[16:26] ---
    Whatever. Don't bother with me.
[16:29] ---
    I feel like being alone.
[17:02] ---
    Imagine, a tall girl like me falling
    for a short guy like him...
[17:08] ---
    Otani only thinks of me as half
    of the All Hanshin Kyojin.
[17:27] ---
    Cheer up.
[17:29] ---
    It is funny...
[17:32] ---
    But I do like him.
[17:37] ---
    I like YOU, Otani.
[18:06] ---
    Oh, it's you.
[18:08] ---
    You scared me! Why do ya
    have the lights turned off?
[18:12] ---
    No reason.
[18:19] ---
    What?
[18:20] ---
    What's wrong? Did something happen?
[18:23] ---
    I told my crush that I like
    him and he didn't even notice.
[18:27] ---
    That's too bad...I guess.
[18:29] ---
    I don't know what to say...
[18:50] ---
    Maybe I should go to him...
[18:53] ---
    And tell him again for you?
[18:55] ---
    You don't need to go to him.
[18:58] ---
    He's already in this room.
[19:07] ---
    Listen...
[19:09] ---
    You asked me....what my crush is like, right?
[19:12] ---
    Yeah.
[19:13] ---
    He's shorter than you, on the
    basketball team, a moron...
[19:18] ---
    And....he's in...this room?
[19:28] ---
    Can't you at least CONSIDER
    that it might be you?
[19:31] ---
    No, I can't....huh, what?
[19:35] ---
    I don't get it.
[19:46] ---
    Never mind.
[19:50] ---
    I'm sick of seeing that stupid face of yours.
[19:55] ---
    Keep that stupid face away from me! Idiot!
[19:58] ---
    What're ya doing, hey!
[20:03] ---
    I'm not wasting any more
    tears on a moron like you!
[20:06] ---
    Hey...
[20:07] ---
    Just think about it one more time! Moron!
[20:12] ---
    Hey...Koizumi...
[20:21] ---
    Shorter than Koizumi...
[20:25] ---
    Basketball...
[20:28] ---
    Stop making witty comebacks, you dimwit-face!
[20:32] ---
    And moronic...
[20:33] ---
    I told my crush that I like
    him and he didn't even notice.
[20:36] ---
    I like YOU, Otani!
[20:39] ---
    You're making me blush!
[20:41] ---
    ....and, he didn't notice.
[20:42] ---
    Risa's crush is you, Otani!
[20:46] ---
    Can't you at least CONSIDER
    that it might be you?
[20:59] ---
    C-could it be...
[21:05] ---
    It's ME?!
[21:23] ---
    H-he MUST have noticed it by now.
[21:34] ---
    What should I do?
[21:37] ---
    But... Maybe just a little...
[21:42] ---
    I wish he'd start to see me as
    a girl, not a comedy partner.
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    On the way home from school, alone
    in the park, sitting on our bench,
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    I noticed you were happier than usual
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    So I asked you,
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    "What would you do if the world disappeared?"
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Saying nothing, you squeezed
    my arm in response.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Please, keep looking at me.
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Our lips are too close and
    my heart won't stop pounding.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    No matter what mood you're in,
    I'll accept you for who you are.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    And if your heart ever breaks
    and tears fall down your cheeks,
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    I will protect you even if it means
    turning the rest of the world against me.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    I love you
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    I don't need words.
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    You will be my last kiss.
[23:07] [SONG] ---
    Now and forever.
[23:26] ---
    Is your crush really me, Koizumi?
[23:28] ---
    Don't be late to our school
    trip's morning departure time!
[23:31] ---
    You were late too, I'd
    worry more about myself.
[23:33] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:35] ---
    Next episode, "Beyond Hope! Big Heartbreak!!"
SIGN    "Beyond Hope! Big Heartbreak!!"
[23:37] ---
    Don't miss it!