# E7 - RIP! The Worst Love Confession EVER!
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
When you asked me how I felt about you
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I said, "You're okay, I guess."
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
Wait, are you crying?
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Oh!
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Now I think you might be cute.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Then you tried to run away
so I grabbed your hand.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
And something deep within
my heart began to dance.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I wish there were a textbook for romance.
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
There are just too many
problems I don't understand.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
I wish there were a teacher for romance.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
If I add You + Me
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Will the answer be "Love"?
**[01:15] ---**
On the day I turned seventeen,
**[01:18] ---**
You and I were together...
**[01:21] ---**
I like YOU, Otani!
**[01:26] ---**
Even today, the images are
burned into my memory.
**[01:30] ---**
The huge fireworks, erupting
in the night sky, and...
**[01:40] ---**
Oh, please! Why so serious all of a sudden?
**[01:42] ---**
You're making me blush!
**[01:44] ---**
...And your stupid face.
**[01:46] ---**
Well, you're a pretty nice
gal yourself, Koizumi.
**[01:50] ---**
N-no, that's not what I meant...
**[01:53] ---**
Now, don't be shy about it.
**[01:54] ---**
Let's make a nice big comeback as the
All Hanshin Kyojin next semester!
**[01:57] ---**
Maybe we should audition for a comedy show?
***SIGN*** Maido Academy's 17th Annual School Fair
***SIGN*** Thanks for coming!
**[02:11] ---**
I'm fairly certain I'll remember that
pathetic night until the day I die.
***SIGN*** "Abandon Ship! The Worst Confession Of Love Ever!!"
**[02:20] ---**
Until I die...
**[02:23] ---**
The curse shall remain with
my great-granddaughter...
***SIGN*** Creepy, creepy, creepy...
***SIGN*** Class 2-3's Haunted House
***SIGN*** Entrance
**[02:29] ---**
What's your problem?
**[02:31] ---**
The curse shall remain, rotten water flea.
***SIGN*** Class 2-3's Haunted House
**[02:36] ---**
I've made it so no one will
laugh at you ever again.
**[02:39] ---**
What the hell is wrong with you?
**[02:42] ---**
Ever since the semester started, you've
been all emo and "cursing" me daily!
***SIGN*** CURSE
**[02:47] ---**
Oh yesssss.
**[02:49] ---**
May your height shorten centimeter
by centimeter as the days pass.
**[02:53] ---**
After 150 days have passed, there
will be nothing left of you.
**[02:57] ---**
Hey! You guys are supposed to
be promoting our Haunted House.
**[03:00] ---**
Do your job, won't you?
**[03:02] ---**
It's not my fault!
**[03:03] ---**
This moron is getting in the way -
saying stuff that doesn't make sense.
**[03:06] ---**
"Moron"?
**[03:07] ---**
I don't need to be called a moron by
the likes of YOU! You SUPER MORON!
**[03:11] ---**
This situation could be resolved if
you'd just tell me why you're mad.
**[03:16] ---**
Do you really have no idea what you did?!
**[03:19] ---**
What did I do?
**[03:20] ---**
I only gave you my most treasured possession!
**[03:26] ---**
You should be thankful, not mad.
**[03:28] ---**
Oh, I really am thankful for that.
**[03:30] ---**
I thought I was gonna die from happiness.
**[03:31] ---**
I know, right?
**[03:34] ---**
No! What happened AFTER that?!
**[03:36] ---**
After that?
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Ohh! Those fireworks were
freaking gorgeous, weren't they!
**[03:48] ---**
Gimme that!
**[03:54] ---**
Go get us some customers!
**[03:55] ---**
Wh-what's your problem?
**[04:01] ---**
What's with her?
**[04:02] ---**
Why's she so pissed?
**[04:04] ---**
Anyone would be pissed.
**[04:05] ---**
Right, Darling?
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Horrible excuse for a man.
**[04:08] ---**
What the hell?!
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I didn't do anything wrong!
**[04:10] ---**
Put a hand to your heart
and think HARD about it.
***SIGN*** Tako-yaki
**[04:22] ---**
It's lots of fun!
**[04:23] ---**
Lots of fun stuff over here!
**[04:34] ---**
I like YOU, Otani!
**[04:52] ---**
Just to say that one sentence...
**[04:54] ---**
Does he realize how much energy that took?
**[04:59] ---**
And his response...
**[05:00] ---**
...was so casual...
***SIGN*** Class 2-3
***SIGN*** Independent Film: "L.C. Police"
**[05:21] ---**
Was that...?
**[05:22] ---**
Yeah.
**[05:28] ---**
Oh, crap!
***SIGN*** Haunted House
***SIGN*** Reception
**[05:32] ---**
I hear Risa is playing one of the ghosts.
**[05:40] ---**
I kill you...
**[05:43] ---**
Oh. It's just Chiharu and Suzuki.
**[05:46] ---**
Welcome.
**[05:48] ---**
Risa...
**[05:51] ---**
You sure look happy together.
**[05:53] ---**
Lucky humans.
**[05:55] ---**
Thou shalt be cursed.
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Su-Su-Suzuki!
**[06:07] ---**
Thou shalt be cursed.
**[06:10] ---**
Nooo!
**[06:13] ---**
Thou shalt be cursed.
***SIGN*** Nooooo!
**[06:20] ---**
Okaaaay.
**[06:21] ---**
Get in line, folks.
**[06:22] ---**
- I hear Class 2-3's Haunted
House is freaking scary!
**[06:23] ---**
- Stay in line, no pushing, please.
**[06:25] ---**
They say the ghosts chase you
to the ends of the earth.
**[06:32] ---**
The school fair...
**[06:34] ---**
And that guy...
**[06:36] ---**
I don't care about either of them anymore.
***SIGN*** Yaki-soba, Franks
**[06:39] ---**
Step right up!
**[06:42] ---**
Give it a try! It'll make ya happy!
**[06:44] ---**
Come and get it! It's going
cheap! Super delicious!
**[06:51] ---**
Autumn is here...
**[06:56] ---**
Good work, good work.
**[06:58] ---**
Thanks to your efforts, the Haunted
House was at full capacity all morning.
**[07:01] ---**
Here, have a drink.
**[07:03] ---**
I sure worked hard.
**[07:06] ---**
We've got others covering
the afternoon shift.
**[07:07] ---**
So are ya gonna go look
at the booths with Otani?
**[07:11] ---**
Why must I be with Otani?
**[07:13] ---**
Isn't it a lost cause?
**[07:15] ---**
Risa.
**[07:16] ---**
Are you gonna give up after just one failure?
**[07:19] ---**
Don't call it a failure!
**[07:20] ---**
I didn't fail at all!
**[07:22] ---**
I did exactly what I set out to do!
**[07:24] ---**
If anyone failed, it's Otani.
**[07:26] ---**
Someone needs to do something
about his stupid brain.
**[07:28] ---**
Well, I agree that something
must be done about him.
**[07:33] ---**
Otani does seem to have an especially
severe case of neurological atrophy.
**[07:37] ---**
Who ARE you?
**[07:39] ---**
What's so great about being dense anyway?
**[07:42] ---**
And what's so great about
auditioning for a comedy show?
**[07:45] ---**
Audition without me, moron.
**[07:47] ---**
I wonder what you can do?
**[07:49] ---**
I can't do anything.
**[07:51] ---**
Screw him.
**[07:55] ---**
I guess so...
**[07:56] ---**
The school field trip is
right after this, too.
**[08:00] ---**
What're you gonna do during our free time?
**[08:03] ---**
Can't I go off exploring with you, Nobuko?
**[08:05] ---**
But I'm gonna go off alone with Darling.
**[08:09] ---**
Because even though this is a school event,
**[08:11] ---**
it's still my first vacation
away with my Darling!
**[08:15] ---**
There's the romantic
nightscape of Hakodate...
**[08:19] ---**
And Otaru Canal!
**[08:20] ---**
I wanna see those sights with him!
**[08:23] ---**
Well, I can understand why, but...still...
**[08:28] ---**
I assume Chiharu and Suzuki
will also sneak off alone.
**[08:32] ---**
Which means you'll automatically
be paired up with Otani.
**[08:38] ---**
I can't!
**[08:40] ---**
Then you'll have to be all alone.
**[08:42] ---**
God, no!
**[08:45] ---**
Oh, there you are.
**[08:47] ---**
Koizumi, we've all been looking for you.
**[08:49] ---**
People won't come in. They keep
asking for "that scary ghost chick."
**[08:52] ---**
...I see.
**[08:53] ---**
Well, I don't care anymore.
**[08:55] ---**
I'll go ahead and be a ghost
in the afternoon shift too.
***SIGN*** Okonomi-yaki
**[09:01] ---**
Koizumi.
**[09:04] ---**
I think I know why you're mad.
**[09:08] ---**
Sorry.
**[09:09] ---**
I did something horrible to you.
**[09:13] ---**
The guy you like found out you were
alone with me on your birthday
**[09:17] ---**
And now he has the wrong idea, right?
**[09:21] ---**
Wh-what's with this gloomy atmosphere?!
**[09:25] ---**
You're really good at coming up with
complicated stories, aren't you.
**[09:28] ---**
I'm so shocked by you that I'm sad.
**[09:31] ---**
I'm wrong?
**[09:32] ---**
I'm still wrong?
**[09:34] ---**
He's been saying stuff like this all day.
**[09:36] ---**
What the hell is wrong!
**[09:39] ---**
Fine, fine.
**[09:41] ---**
I'll let you off the hook.
**[09:43] ---**
What did you say again?
**[09:45] ---**
That the guy I like found
out and has the wrong idea?
**[09:47] ---**
Wow, now I'm getting pissed!
**[09:49] ---**
That's gotta be wrong!
**[09:54] ---**
I'M the one who's pissed!
**[09:56] ---**
You donkey yokel!
**[09:57] ---**
D-donkey yokel? That's the first time
I've heard anyone use that insult!
**[10:00] ---**
That's the first time I've used it!
***SIGN*** All Hanshin Kyojin
**[10:02] ---**
Stop talking gibberish!
**[10:04] ---**
Super moron! It's your
fault for being so doofy!
**[10:06] ---**
Two-fingers is "doo-fee".
**[10:08] ---**
What's that supposed to mean!
**[10:09] ---**
Stop making witty comebacks, you dimwit-face!
**[10:12] ---**
First time I heard that insult, too!
**[10:15] ---**
I totally think it'll fly.
**[10:17] ---**
Wanna test out that theory?
**[10:19] ---**
Sure thing.
**[10:21] ---**
Otani!
**[10:22] ---**
What is it!
**[10:23] ---**
Otani, you're the guy Risa likes!
**[10:27] ---**
Dirty liar!
**[10:29] ---**
Listen, guys,
**[10:30] ---**
I'm getting really tired of you leaving
me out of the loop and mocking me for it!
**[10:38] ---**
Are ya even listening to this?
**[10:41] ---**
S....someone...!
**[10:45] ---**
Anyone...!
**[10:47] ---**
Bring me a blunt instrument!
**[10:48] ---**
Something that would really
hurt to be whacked by!
**[10:52] ---**
Cool it, Risa!
***SIGN*** Cotton Candy, Okonomi-yaki
**[10:55] ---**
What the hell is that chick saying?
***SIGN*** Haunted House
**[11:02] ---**
"Dirty liar"? How could he STILL not get it?
**[11:04] ---**
There, there...
**[11:05] ---**
Why does me liking him have to be a lie?
**[11:08] ---**
There, there...
**[11:12] ---**
Risa, you finally came!
**[11:16] ---**
Ah, Haruka...why are you dressed like that?
**[11:21] ---**
Didn't you come here to visit me?
**[11:23] ---**
Um, it's just that the Haunted
House was really busy.
**[11:27] ---**
Oh, then you came here at a great time!
**[11:29] ---**
You can relax here at our cafe.
**[11:32] ---**
Yes, relax here, Risa!
**[11:36] ---**
I baked these cookies myself.
**[11:38] ---**
Want some?
**[11:38] ---**
Of course I do!
**[11:42] ---**
Freaking delicious!
**[11:45] ---**
She's right.
**[11:46] ---**
Right?
**[11:48] ---**
I didn't know your class was doing a cafe.
**[11:50] ---**
Not my class.
**[11:51] ---**
My club.
**[11:53] ---**
I'm in the Home Ec. Club.
***SIGN*** Home Ec. Club
**[11:54] ---**
Didn't I tell you I'm the president?
**[11:57] ---**
That reminds me, I guess you did...
***SIGN*** The tree minds me, eye guess ewe did?
**[12:01] ---**
The tree minds me...eye guess ewe did?
**[12:05] ---**
She couldn't care less
about what I'm up to...
**[12:08] ---**
I didn't say nothin' about a tree.
**[12:11] ---**
You're probably just preoccupied
with that stupid water flea.
**[12:14] ---**
I'm n-not!
**[12:16] ---**
I don't care what that idiot is up to.
**[12:18] ---**
Well, whatever. I'm fine with it.
**[12:22] ---**
Hey, Haruka...
**[12:24] ---**
What is it.
**[12:25] ---**
Do you know who my crush is?
**[12:29] ---**
Why're you even asking?! It's
that water flea, right?!
**[12:36] ---**
Is there something wrong?
**[12:38] ---**
Nope.
**[12:39] ---**
Mr. President! I brought some customers!
**[12:42] ---**
Oh, so this's where you were?
**[12:45] ---**
How cute!
**[12:46] ---**
Seiko, I didn't know you
were in the Home Ec. Club.
**[12:48] ---**
I'm a brand new recruit.
**[12:57] ---**
Wh-what is this?
**[12:58] ---**
The bloodlust is piercing my skin...
**[13:07] ---**
Seiko! Why'd ya have to
bring the water flea along?
**[13:10] ---**
Welllll....
**[13:12] ---**
THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT A CUSTOMER!
**[13:15] ---**
My deepest apologies, sir.
**[13:16] ---**
But our establishment does
not serve water fleas.
**[13:19] ---**
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
**[13:21] ---**
How cruel!
**[13:23] ---**
Let's go somewhere else, Nobuko.
**[13:26] ---**
Wait, do you also know
who Koizumi's crush is?
**[13:29] ---**
Of course I know!
**[13:30] ---**
Why's everyone asking me that?
**[13:32] ---**
Who is he!
**[13:33] ---**
Why do I have to tell you?
**[13:35] ---**
I'm not telling!
**[13:37] ---**
I also know who he is.
**[13:38] ---**
Wh-what the hell? What's going on here?!
***SIGN*** Gardening Club: homemade herbs
**[13:48] ---**
Risa!
**[13:58] ---**
Risa?
**[14:02] ---**
Otani isn't dense.
**[14:06] ---**
It might just be that he's never
considered that I like him.
**[14:12] ---**
Risa...
**[14:14] ---**
Which means that he's never
considered the possibility...
**[14:17] ---**
that we could be a couple.
**[14:23] ---**
He thinks it's impossible.
**[14:26] ---**
That's right...
**[14:27] ---**
He thinks it'd never happen!
**[14:29] ---**
All with that goofy grin on his face...
**[14:32] ---**
Risa!
**[14:33] ---**
And he's RELIEVED to
think nothing can happen!
**[14:36] ---**
That shitty little brat!
**[14:39] ---**
Calm down, Risa.
**[14:40] ---**
Just calm down!
**[14:42] ---**
Moron! Water flea! Stupid water flea!
**[14:45] ---**
Damn it!
**[14:48] ---**
I understand! So please stop...
**[14:54] ---**
Nobuko...
**[14:57] ---**
Sorry.
**[14:58] ---**
I can't stand to watch any more of this.
**[15:01] ---**
I found Koizumi!
**[15:03] ---**
Capture her, capture her!
**[15:10] ---**
Are you two happy together?
**[15:16] ---**
You're happy, aren't you.
**[15:19] ---**
Gimme your happiness!
**[15:21] ---**
What's going on?
**[15:29] ---**
Business is booming - why the long face?
**[15:34] ---**
Darling...
**[15:35] ---**
Thinking about how Risa feels...
**[15:38] ---**
I just can't let myself be happy.
**[15:41] ---**
You're right.
**[15:53] ---**
I sure worked hard.
**[15:56] ---**
Come on, time for the grand finale, Risa!
**[15:59] ---**
Folk dancing on the field!
**[16:02] ---**
I don't wanna folk dance.
**[16:04] ---**
Risa.
**[16:06] ---**
Last year, there was just one extra girl...
**[16:10] ---**
so I ended up as a "boy,"
dancing with all the girls.
**[16:15] ---**
Nothing fun ever comes from folk dancing.
**[16:19] ---**
Everything's done on my end.
**[16:21] ---**
Darling.
**[16:22] ---**
Then where is Otani?
**[16:24] ---**
Taking out the trash.
**[16:26] ---**
Whatever. Don't bother with me.
**[16:29] ---**
I feel like being alone.
**[17:02] ---**
Imagine, a tall girl like me falling
for a short guy like him...
**[17:08] ---**
Otani only thinks of me as half
of the All Hanshin Kyojin.
**[17:27] ---**
Cheer up.
**[17:29] ---**
It is funny...
**[17:32] ---**
But I do like him.
**[17:37] ---**
I like YOU, Otani.
**[18:06] ---**
Oh, it's you.
**[18:08] ---**
You scared me! Why do ya
have the lights turned off?
**[18:12] ---**
No reason.
**[18:19] ---**
What?
**[18:20] ---**
What's wrong? Did something happen?
**[18:23] ---**
I told my crush that I like
him and he didn't even notice.
**[18:27] ---**
That's too bad...I guess.
**[18:29] ---**
I don't know what to say...
**[18:50] ---**
Maybe I should go to him...
**[18:53] ---**
And tell him again for you?
**[18:55] ---**
You don't need to go to him.
**[18:58] ---**
He's already in this room.
**[19:07] ---**
Listen...
**[19:09] ---**
You asked me....what my crush is like, right?
**[19:12] ---**
Yeah.
**[19:13] ---**
He's shorter than you, on the
basketball team, a moron...
**[19:18] ---**
And....he's in...this room?
**[19:28] ---**
Can't you at least CONSIDER
that it might be you?
**[19:31] ---**
No, I can't....huh, what?
**[19:35] ---**
I don't get it.
**[19:46] ---**
Never mind.
**[19:50] ---**
I'm sick of seeing that stupid face of yours.
**[19:55] ---**
Keep that stupid face away from me! Idiot!
**[19:58] ---**
What're ya doing, hey!
**[20:03] ---**
I'm not wasting any more
tears on a moron like you!
**[20:06] ---**
Hey...
**[20:07] ---**
Just think about it one more time! Moron!
**[20:12] ---**
Hey...Koizumi...
**[20:21] ---**
Shorter than Koizumi...
**[20:25] ---**
Basketball...
**[20:28] ---**
Stop making witty comebacks, you dimwit-face!
**[20:32] ---**
And moronic...
**[20:33] ---**
I told my crush that I like
him and he didn't even notice.
**[20:36] ---**
I like YOU, Otani!
**[20:39] ---**
You're making me blush!
**[20:41] ---**
....and, he didn't notice.
**[20:42] ---**
Risa's crush is you, Otani!
**[20:46] ---**
Can't you at least CONSIDER
that it might be you?
**[20:59] ---**
C-could it be...
**[21:05] ---**
It's ME?!
**[21:23] ---**
H-he MUST have noticed it by now.
**[21:34] ---**
What should I do?
**[21:37] ---**
But... Maybe just a little...
**[21:42] ---**
I wish he'd start to see me as
a girl, not a comedy partner.
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
On the way home from school, alone
in the park, sitting on our bench,
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
I noticed you were happier than usual
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
So I asked you,
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
"What would you do if the world disappeared?"
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Saying nothing, you squeezed
my arm in response.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Please, keep looking at me.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Our lips are too close and
my heart won't stop pounding.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
No matter what mood you're in,
I'll accept you for who you are.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
And if your heart ever breaks
and tears fall down your cheeks,
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
I will protect you even if it means
turning the rest of the world against me.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
I love you
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
I don't need words.
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
You will be my last kiss.
**[23:07] [SONG] ---**
Now and forever.
**[23:26] ---**
Is your crush really me, Koizumi?
**[23:28] ---**
Don't be late to our school
trip's morning departure time!
**[23:31] ---**
You were late too, I'd
worry more about myself.
**[23:33] ---**
Lovely Complex - Love Com.
**[23:35] ---**
Next episode, "Beyond Hope! Big Heartbreak!!"
***SIGN*** "Beyond Hope! Big Heartbreak!!"
**[23:37] ---**
Don't miss it!