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E15 - A Dangerous Man, Mighty's Sweet Temptation

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    We are in the Heisei Era Only!
    This Show was not in Showa!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Here, there, everywhere
    - okay! Hey-Say is okay!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    We're in this era - sorry! But don't worry!
[00:17] [SONG] ---
    We'll surely find our dreams in the
    future. Come on, everybody, follow me!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    You should start every day
    with a happily pounding heart.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    All you need is wings, no fancy clothes.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna be brave and fly out
    to a world never before seen.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
    And I'm taking you with me. Don't be shy.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    It's just the two of us. Love
    is coming. Love is coming.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    In the distant universe,
    one star shone brightest.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    It is the Earth - a sparkling
    stage just for us.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    The miracle that brought us
    together may have been flawed.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    But that's meaningless. I like
    you just the way you are.
[01:32] ---
    If you wrinkle your forehead so,
    your pretty face will go to ruin.
[01:38] ---
    See?
[01:39] ---
    Keep smiling.
[01:41] ---
    Okay?
[01:42] ---
    Cane, my sweet!
[01:43] ---
    THAT'S what it is!
[01:50] ---
    Wh-wh-what the hell was that for?!
[01:57] ---
    So that really was an
    accident - you fell into me.
[02:02] ---
    Accident?
[02:04] ---
    I'm trying.
[02:07] ---
    I'm still trying.
[02:11] ---
    But...
[02:12] ---
    No matter how hard I try...no
    matter how much I feel for you...
[02:16] ---
    Nothing's gonna change.
[02:18] ---
    Koizumi...
[02:20] ---
    Just forget it.
[02:23] ---
    I give up.
[02:25] ---
    I give up on liking you!
[02:31] ---
    I give up.
SIGN    "Danger-Man Maity's Sweet Seduction."
[02:42] ---
    Rice...
[02:44] ---
    I just remembered!
[02:46] ---
    When you came to my house when I was sick...
[02:51] ---
    That's right.
[02:53] ---
    At one point, your face was
    really close like this.
[02:58] ---
    And then...
[03:00] ---
    A lock of your hair...
[03:03] ---
    ...had a shiny piece of
    rice right next to it!
[03:06] ---
    Rice...rice...rice...
[03:07] ---
    Piece of rice right next to it!
[03:08] ---
    Rice...rice...rice...
[03:09] ---
    Piece of rice right next to it!
[03:10] ---
    Rice...rice...rice...!
[03:12] ---
    Rice...
[03:13] ---
    What's your problem?
[03:14] ---
    I want bread for breakfast!
[03:15] ---
    Weren't YOU the one who insisted Japanese
    people should eat rice and miso soup forbreakfast?
[03:19] ---
    I'm never eating rice again!
[03:21] ---
    I wondered if I should
    say something about it.
[03:23] ---
    Then I leaned in to pick it
    off and my head went foggy.
[03:28] ---
    So my first kiss turned out
    to be an accident after all.
[03:33] ---
    He wasn't leaning in to kiss me.
[03:34] ---
    It was to take a piece of rice off my face.
[03:36] ---
    Then he fell unconscious
    and his lips hit mine.
[03:43] ---
    This can't be happening to me.
[03:45] ---
    What's the reason?
[03:46] ---
    Does that guy in that video
    game like bread or something?
[03:58] ---
    That's right.
[03:59] ---
    Sir Cane eats croissants and
    cafe au lait for breakfast.
[04:03] ---
    I must adopt his eating habits to
    avoid disputes once we're married.
SIGN    Hmhmhm...
[04:09] ---
    Isn't it time we seriously
    consider getting Sis a shrink?
[04:12] ---
    Come back to us, Risa!
[04:14] ---
    Come back to the real world!
SIGN    sob, sob
[04:18] ---
    I am Risa Koizumi.
[04:19] ---
    Age 17.
[04:20] ---
    172cm tall.
[04:23] ---
    I'm a slightly taller-than-average girl.
[04:25] ---
    And I have a secret...
[04:27] ---
    There's a man that I've fallen for!
[04:30] ---
    And his name is...
[04:32] ---
    Sir Maity!
[04:43] ---
    Good morning, sir.
[04:45] ---
    Good morning.
[04:47] ---
    Mr. Maity is a perfect Cane-lookalike!
[04:50] ---
    And he's beautiful as ever today!
[04:52] ---
    It's good to see you happy again.
[04:54] ---
    What? But I'm always happy, sir!
[04:57] ---
    But you were crying yesterday.
[04:59] ---
    H-how did you...?!
[05:01] ---
    When you were running through
    the hallway, you bumped into me.
[05:05] ---
    If you don't mind, perhaps I can help you.
[05:08] ---
    Feel free to come confide in me anytime.
[05:12] ---
    Mr. Maity...
[05:14] ---
    Squeal...
[05:15] ---
    Okay!
[05:17] ---
    That's right.
[05:18] ---
    I LOVE Mr. Maity!
[05:22] ---
    Koizumi.
[05:23] ---
    Um, there's something I want to talk about...
[05:27] ---
    Huhh? That's strange, I hear a
    voice, but there's no one here.
[05:30] ---
    Is it my imagination?
[05:31] ---
    Or perhaps a Buddhist spirit floating around?
[05:35] ---
    Well, let's not dwell on
    such insignificant things.
[05:36] ---
    Mr. Maity, I look forward
    to your class today!
[05:40] ---
    Thank you.
[05:41] ---
    First you steal my lips, then you ignore me?
[05:48] ---
    Lips?
[05:49] ---
    You kissed him?
[05:50] ---
    H-h-he's lying!
[05:52] ---
    How dare you lie in Mr. Maity's presence!
[05:55] ---
    What was that then? Hit and run?
[05:58] ---
    KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!
[06:02] ---
    Ouch! What was that for!
[06:04] ---
    Shut up! I LIGHTLY TAPPED you!
[06:08] ---
    I guess being a comedic duo all this time
    has given you two a close relationship.
[06:10] ---
    Are you kids dating?
[06:12] ---
    We are NOT dating!
[06:13] ---
    We are NOT close!
[06:14] ---
    We are also NOT a comedic duo!
[06:18] ---
    Come on. It's time for class.
[06:22] ---
    Whatever.
[06:23] ---
    I quit anyway.
[06:25] ---
    This is stupid.
[06:27] ---
    I can't love a moron like him anymore.
[06:30] ---
    Just thinking about him is a waste of time.
[06:33] ---
    You're quitting? What do you mean?
[06:36] ---
    Yeah, what she said! Why?
[06:38] ---
    Because...
[06:39] ---
    Life is short.
[06:41] ---
    If I waste away my days carrying
    a torch for that stupid runt,
[06:45] ---
    I'll be a GRANNY before I know it.
[06:48] ---
    It's just stupid.
[06:50] ---
    Oh crap...she's started falling apart again.
[06:52] ---
    Risa, dear, please come back to us, Risa!
[06:56] ---
    What is it this time? Did
    something else happen?
[06:59] ---
    Nothing, really.
[07:00] ---
    I just got sick of Otani's stupidity.
[07:04] ---
    Are you serious?!
[07:06] ---
    Just a minute!
[07:07] ---
    She's right, Risa.
[07:09] ---
    You've put so much into this already...
[07:12] ---
    I don't care.
[07:14] ---
    I'm done.
[07:17] ---
    Today, I venture forth with my
    first step towards a new romance!
[07:21] ---
    A new romance?
[07:22] ---
    Your first step?
[07:24] ---
    Oh, Mr. Maity, how old are you?
[07:29] ---
    How old do you think I am?
[07:30] ---
    Maybe 23?
[07:32] ---
    Let's leave it at that.
[07:34] ---
    Are we wrong?
[07:36] ---
    You're close.
[07:36] ---
    The hives!!
[07:38] ---
    I was wondering where the icy air came from.
[07:40] ---
    Then....are you 24?
[07:43] ---
    Correct.
[07:45] ---
    No! When did she...?!
[07:47] ---
    Could her "new romance" be Mr. Maity?
[07:51] ---
    No...it can't be!
[07:53] ---
    No! No! No!
[07:54] ---
    I won't allow it! Mama Hen
    is gonna give her a spanking!
[07:58] ---
    "Mama Hen"?
[08:04] ---
    I have to quit.
[08:05] ---
    I already gave it my best shot.
[08:12] ---
    I gave it my best shot over and over again.
[08:14] ---
    And nothing's changed.
[08:18] ---
    What's up, man? You're
    lookin' quite sentimental.
[08:21] ---
    You'd be sentimental too...
[08:23] ---
    Did something happen?
[08:26] ---
    Koizumi...
[08:28] ---
    She stole a kiss from me.
[08:30] ---
    Wow. People steal kisses from you frequently.
[08:35] ---
    Seiko was the first kiss-thief.
[08:38] ---
    Just a minute! Do ya realize how
    spaced out this's making me?!
[08:41] ---
    So?
[08:43] ---
    How did it happen?
[08:51] ---
    I'm not really sure how, but Koizumi
    and I just ended up kissing.
[08:56] ---
    You're "not really sure
    how"? What do ya mean?
[08:59] ---
    I was sick with a fever,
    so I don't really remember.
[09:02] ---
    Woah, your subconscious came on to her?!
[09:04] ---
    You beast.
[09:06] ---
    It's not like that!
[09:07] ---
    If I had to describe it...
[09:10] ---
    Am I really that unappealing?
[09:15] ---
    I get the feeling SHE came on to ME.
[09:20] ---
    Wow, Koizumi really is trying.
[09:22] ---
    She really must like Otani a lot.
[09:29] ---
    Wow, Koizumi really is trying.
[09:31] ---
    She really must like Otani a lot.
[09:33] ---
    Shut up! I heard ya the first time!
[09:35] ---
    So ya did understand us.
[09:38] ---
    That's surprising.
[09:39] ---
    You said so yourself -
    you've been spaced out.
[09:42] ---
    I'm not THAT spaced out!
[09:51] ---
    But...she says she's given up.
[09:56] ---
    I give up!
[09:57] ---
    Yeah, I give up! So long, jackass!
SIGN    Kuniumi Maitake Fan Club: CLUB MAITY
[10:01] ---
    Hello, fine ladies!
[10:02] ---
    Thank you so much for assembling here today!
[10:05] ---
    I am the Kuniumi Maitake Fan
    Club president: Risa Koizumi!
SIGN    Maity FTW
SIGN    Yaaay! Yaaay!
SIGN    Clap, clap
[10:13] ---
    To commemorate Club Maity's
    first official meeting,
[10:16] ---
    I have invited a guest of
    honor: Mr. Maity himself!
[10:22] ---
    Now! Let us all call for him together.
[10:24] ---
    One, two...
[10:25] ---
    MAITY!!
[10:30] ---
    Hello, ladies.
[10:32] ---
    Come, come, come...
[10:35] ---
    Those who have questions for Mr.
    Maity, please raise your hands.
[10:37] ---
    MEEEEEE!
[10:39] ---
    I'm impressed...
[10:40] ---
    Mr. Maity! Do you have a girlfriend?
[10:44] ---
    That's a secret.
SIGN    Blussssh
[10:47] ---
    Mr. Maity, why are you a ?
[10:51] ---

    That's also a secret.
[10:55] ---
    Mr. Maity, are you a ?
[10:59] ---

    It's all...a secret.
[11:04] ---
    What's with all the yelling?
[11:06] ---
    Hey, have you seen Koizumi?
[11:09] ---
    She's at her club!
[11:11] ---
    Her club?
[11:12] ---
    Yeah, that's right. Club Maity.
[11:14] ---
    Club Maity? What's that for?
[11:16] ---
    Apparently its primary focus is
    to study Mr. Maity's ecology.
[11:20] ---
    Huh?
[11:21] ---
    Don't you "huh" me! Jackass!
[11:24] ---
    Risa's crassness has rubbed off on her...
[11:26] ---
    What are you talking about?
[11:28] ---
    Darling told me EVERYTHING.
[11:32] ---
    This is all YOUR fault, Otani!
[11:34] ---
    You need to do something about Club Maity.
[11:36] ---
    Why is it my fault?
[11:39] ---
    Because you're so out of
    it that you kiss her...
[11:41] ---
    and make things way more
    complicated than they need to be!
[11:52] ---
    If you just apologize to Risa, I'm
    sure she'll get over this phase.
[11:56] ---
    Apologize? About what?
[11:59] ---
    I don't care, just apologize!
[12:01] ---
    And tell her to drop that snobby
    ice man who gives me hives!
[12:04] ---
    - Got it?!
[12:05] ---
    - Nobuko...
[12:07] ---
    Maity! Maity!...
[12:30] ---
    What're you doing here?
[12:31] ---
    Don't you have Basketball?
[12:32] ---
    Our coach threw out his back
    and will be out for a while.
[12:40] ---
    "Maity FTW"?
[12:42] ---
    You can't really mean that...
[12:45] ---
    None of your business! Leave me alone!
[12:48] ---
    Oh crap.
[12:50] ---
    I can't be alone with him.
[12:52] ---
    It makes me remember.
[12:54] ---
    I know I got caught up in the
    moment, but how could I...
[12:57] ---
    About yesterday...
[13:00] ---
    No! It's cool, just drop it!!
[13:02] ---
    Did I really kiss you
    when I was all feverish?
[13:06] ---
    I told you to drop it!
[13:14] ---
    I'm sorry.
[13:16] ---
    I'm sorry.
[13:19] ---
    "Sorry"?
[13:21] ---
    What are you sorry about?
[13:26] ---
    Are you sorry for forgetting you kissed me?
[13:31] ---
    Or is it...
[13:32] ---
    That you're sorry...
[13:34] ---
    that you'll never see me as girlfriend
    material - no matter what I do?
[13:43] ---
    Well...
[13:54] ---
    Really...
[13:55] ---
    You don't have to look so perplexed over it.
[14:00] ---
    It's fine.
[14:01] ---
    I'm fine.
[14:02] ---
    It's all fine.
[14:05] ---
    I told you.
[14:06] ---
    That I'd give up.
[14:08] ---
    I humbly apologize for disturbing
    you these past couple years.
[14:12] ---
    You needn't concern yourself
    with my feelings anymore!
[14:15] ---
    Koizumi...
[14:25] ---
    I'd hoped...
[14:27] ---
    "Wait! Don't tell me you're giving up on me!"
[14:30] ---
    ...that he'd say something like that.
[14:33] ---
    But he wouldn't.
[14:34] ---
    I know he wouldn't.
[14:36] ---
    Are you going home now?
[14:43] ---
    ...Yes.
[14:48] ---
    What's wrong?
[14:50] ---
    Did something bad happen?
[15:12] ---
    Wow. Koizumi really is trying.
[15:15] ---
    She must really like him a lot.
[15:20] ---
    No matter how much I like
    you, nothing's gonna change.
[15:28] ---
    I give up on liking you!
[16:04] ---
    It's fine.
[16:06] ---
    Everything's fine.
[16:10] ---
    M
[16:11] ---
    A
[16:12] ---
    I
[16:14] ---
    T
[16:15] ---
    Y
[16:16] ---
    Love Maity!
[16:18] ---
    Go!
[16:19] ---
    M-A-I-T-Y!
[16:22] ---
    Love Maity!
[16:24] ---
    I can't hear ya! Go!
[16:27] ---
    I don't have the confidence to
    continue my friendship with Risa...
[16:31] ---
    I suppose that's an important
    activity of Club Maity.
[16:35] ---
    Like I said, Mr. Maity is
    gonna be the Basketball coach.
[16:39] ---
    That makes no sense!
[16:41] ---
    It's only temporary - until
    Coach's back gets better.
[16:43] ---
    Don't worry, man.
[16:44] ---
    But why does it have to be HIM of all people?
[16:47] ---
    Otani, you really need to
    DO something about this!
[16:50] ---
    If you sit back, Risa really will
    fall for that snobby ice man!
[16:56] ---
    Like I care.
[16:57] ---
    You SHOULD care! It's all YOUR fault!
[17:00] ---
    Why's it MY fault?
[17:02] ---
    SHE'S the one who switched over to him!
[17:05] ---
    Easy, buddy...
[17:06] ---
    I'd rather ya not attack my sweet Nobuko
[17:09] ---
    You bastard!
[17:10] ---
    I'M the one who's being attacked!
[17:17] ---
    Koizumi.
[17:19] ---
    Mr. Maity!
[17:20] ---
    Are you feeling better?
[17:22] ---
    Yeah. Sorry for crying on ya yesterday.
[17:24] ---
    I don't know what you're going through,
    but don't let it get you down.
[17:29] ---
    Sure! It's no big deal at all!
[17:33] ---
    I'm going to basketball practice
    to cheer you on today, Mr. Maity!
[17:36] ---
    Thanks.
[17:38] ---
    You're sure a free spirit.
[17:42] ---
    M-A-I-T-Y Love Maity!
[17:49] ---
    He's so cool!
[17:51] ---
    Let's have a good game.
[17:53] ---
    Can ya even play?
[17:54] ---
    Well, let's just SEE!
[17:57] ---
    Hey, wait for me!
SIGN    Maity LOVE
[18:03] ---
    Maity! Maity!
[18:07] ---
    Maity!...Mai...
[18:12] ---
    Maity...
[18:14] ---
    Mai...
[18:18] ---
    What's he doing?!
[18:20] ---
    Hey, President! You need to
    keep cheering for Mr. Maity!
[18:32] ---
    I played basketball in high school.
[18:39] ---
    Shut up! You're throwing me off!
[18:41] ---
    Woah, what a buzzkill.
[18:43] ---
    Keep going, Maity!
[18:53] ---
    Otani?
[18:56] ---
    Let's have another go.
[18:58] ---
    Okay.
[18:59] ---
    Otani, what about our practice?
[19:00] ---
    Shut up!
[19:03] ---
    Maity! Maity!
[19:10] ---
    Risaaaaa...
[19:15] ---
    Are you really okay with this?
[19:17] ---
    Hell, yeah.
[19:18] ---
    I'm devoting the rest of
    my teen years to Sir Maity.
[19:22] ---
    Just stop it! I totally hate his guts!
[19:26] ---
    Risa...
[19:27] ---
    Well, what else am I supposed to do?
[19:29] ---
    I've tried so hard...
[19:32] ---
    Then when I tell him I'm giving up,
    he doesn't even try to stop me.
[19:35] ---
    Oh, there you are.
[19:37] ---
    Darling, is practice over?
[19:39] ---
    Yeah.
[19:40] ---
    Where's Otani?
[19:41] ---
    He got mad and stormed off.
[19:43] ---
    Maity wouldn't let him
    touch the ball all day.
[19:46] ---
    He's probably off somewhere moping.
[19:49] ---
    Risa, you should go find
    him and cheer him up.
[19:52] ---
    Why me?
[19:53] ---
    In his fragile condition, he
    might even quit basketball.
[19:55] ---
    Quit? That's ridiculous.
[20:03] ---
    Mr. Otani.
[20:08] ---
    Yeah?
[20:10] ---
    There's something I want to ask you. May I?
[20:13] ---
    Be my guest.
[20:14] ---
    Is the source of Miss Koizumi's
    recent tears...you, by any chance?
[20:20] ---
    Wow, what a gruesome face.
[20:23] ---
    Oh shut up, you creeper!
[20:25] ---
    What's your frickin' point!
[20:27] ---
    Girls are fragile creatures.
[20:29] ---
    You must handle them gently.
[20:33] ---
    That's none of your business!
[20:35] ---
    Leave me alone!
[20:36] ---
    I suspect Miss Koizumi has a crush on you.
[20:42] ---
    So...what?
[20:46] ---
    I just wondered how you might feel about her.
[20:50] ---
    None of your business!
[20:52] ---
    Then I don't suppose you'd
    mind if I asked her out.
[20:56] ---
    Do whatever ya want.
[20:58] ---
    Are you sure?
[20:59] ---
    I said, do whatever ya want!
[21:01] ---
    Because I don't have any feelings
    for Koizumi whatsoever!
[21:26] ---
    What I just heard...he
    actually said that, right?
[21:31] ---
    I've...
[21:33] ---
    been rejected twice by the same guy...
[21:42] ---
    Bite.
[21:43] ---
    Eek!
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    The setting sun hurries for the distant sky
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    It pauses for a moment and
    shows me pastel colored dreams
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Alone, I cannot shine. Neither can I be hurt.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    I realize that love is something
    that must be shared.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you with me?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you laughing with me?
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Always and forever, I want to stay like this.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    In the moment my heart begins to dance,
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Echoing voices embrace us.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    The pounding of your heart
    reaches my fingertips.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    And it is so warm; unbelievably warm.
[23:06] ---
    Mr. Maity...
[23:07] ---
    Maity? Maity? Shut up!
[23:09] ---
    Just disband that creepy Club Maity!
[23:11] ---
    Oh, Otani? Are ya jealous?
[23:13] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:14] ---
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    How To Metamorphose Love?!"
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