E15 - A Dangerous Man, Mighty's Sweet Temptation
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[00:07] [SONG] ---
We are in the Heisei Era Only!
This Show was not in Showa!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
Here, there, everywhere
- okay! Hey-Say is okay!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
We're in this era - sorry! But don't worry!
[00:17] [SONG] ---
We'll surely find our dreams in the
future. Come on, everybody, follow me!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
You should start every day
with a happily pounding heart.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
All you need is wings, no fancy clothes.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
I'm gonna be brave and fly out
to a world never before seen.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
And I'm taking you with me. Don't be shy.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
It's just the two of us. Love
is coming. Love is coming.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
In the distant universe,
one star shone brightest.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
It is the Earth - a sparkling
stage just for us.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
The miracle that brought us
together may have been flawed.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
But that's meaningless. I like
you just the way you are.
[01:32] ---
If you wrinkle your forehead so,
your pretty face will go to ruin.
[01:38] ---
See?
[01:39] ---
Keep smiling.
[01:41] ---
Okay?
[01:42] ---
Cane, my sweet!
[01:43] ---
THAT'S what it is!
[01:50] ---
Wh-wh-what the hell was that for?!
[01:57] ---
So that really was an
accident - you fell into me.
[02:02] ---
Accident?
[02:04] ---
I'm trying.
[02:07] ---
I'm still trying.
[02:11] ---
But...
[02:12] ---
No matter how hard I try...no
matter how much I feel for you...
[02:16] ---
Nothing's gonna change.
[02:18] ---
Koizumi...
[02:20] ---
Just forget it.
[02:23] ---
I give up.
[02:25] ---
I give up on liking you!
[02:31] ---
I give up.
SIGN "Danger-Man Maity's Sweet Seduction."
[02:42] ---
Rice...
[02:44] ---
I just remembered!
[02:46] ---
When you came to my house when I was sick...
[02:51] ---
That's right.
[02:53] ---
At one point, your face was
really close like this.
[02:58] ---
And then...
[03:00] ---
A lock of your hair...
[03:03] ---
...had a shiny piece of
rice right next to it!
[03:06] ---
Rice...rice...rice...
[03:07] ---
Piece of rice right next to it!
[03:08] ---
Rice...rice...rice...
[03:09] ---
Piece of rice right next to it!
[03:10] ---
Rice...rice...rice...!
[03:12] ---
Rice...
[03:13] ---
What's your problem?
[03:14] ---
I want bread for breakfast!
[03:15] ---
Weren't YOU the one who insisted Japanese
people should eat rice and miso soup forbreakfast?
[03:19] ---
I'm never eating rice again!
[03:21] ---
I wondered if I should
say something about it.
[03:23] ---
Then I leaned in to pick it
off and my head went foggy.
[03:28] ---
So my first kiss turned out
to be an accident after all.
[03:33] ---
He wasn't leaning in to kiss me.
[03:34] ---
It was to take a piece of rice off my face.
[03:36] ---
Then he fell unconscious
and his lips hit mine.
[03:43] ---
This can't be happening to me.
[03:45] ---
What's the reason?
[03:46] ---
Does that guy in that video
game like bread or something?
[03:58] ---
That's right.
[03:59] ---
Sir Cane eats croissants and
cafe au lait for breakfast.
[04:03] ---
I must adopt his eating habits to
avoid disputes once we're married.
SIGN Hmhmhm...
[04:09] ---
Isn't it time we seriously
consider getting Sis a shrink?
[04:12] ---
Come back to us, Risa!
[04:14] ---
Come back to the real world!
SIGN sob, sob
[04:18] ---
I am Risa Koizumi.
[04:19] ---
Age 17.
[04:20] ---
172cm tall.
[04:23] ---
I'm a slightly taller-than-average girl.
[04:25] ---
And I have a secret...
[04:27] ---
There's a man that I've fallen for!
[04:30] ---
And his name is...
[04:32] ---
Sir Maity!
[04:43] ---
Good morning, sir.
[04:45] ---
Good morning.
[04:47] ---
Mr. Maity is a perfect Cane-lookalike!
[04:50] ---
And he's beautiful as ever today!
[04:52] ---
It's good to see you happy again.
[04:54] ---
What? But I'm always happy, sir!
[04:57] ---
But you were crying yesterday.
[04:59] ---
H-how did you...?!
[05:01] ---
When you were running through
the hallway, you bumped into me.
[05:05] ---
If you don't mind, perhaps I can help you.
[05:08] ---
Feel free to come confide in me anytime.
[05:12] ---
Mr. Maity...
[05:14] ---
Squeal...
[05:15] ---
Okay!
[05:17] ---
That's right.
[05:18] ---
I LOVE Mr. Maity!
[05:22] ---
Koizumi.
[05:23] ---
Um, there's something I want to talk about...
[05:27] ---
Huhh? That's strange, I hear a
voice, but there's no one here.
[05:30] ---
Is it my imagination?
[05:31] ---
Or perhaps a Buddhist spirit floating around?
[05:35] ---
Well, let's not dwell on
such insignificant things.
[05:36] ---
Mr. Maity, I look forward
to your class today!
[05:40] ---
Thank you.
[05:41] ---
First you steal my lips, then you ignore me?
[05:48] ---
Lips?
[05:49] ---
You kissed him?
[05:50] ---
H-h-he's lying!
[05:52] ---
How dare you lie in Mr. Maity's presence!
[05:55] ---
What was that then? Hit and run?
[05:58] ---
KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!
[06:02] ---
Ouch! What was that for!
[06:04] ---
Shut up! I LIGHTLY TAPPED you!
[06:08] ---
I guess being a comedic duo all this time
has given you two a close relationship.
[06:10] ---
Are you kids dating?
[06:12] ---
We are NOT dating!
[06:13] ---
We are NOT close!
[06:14] ---
We are also NOT a comedic duo!
[06:18] ---
Come on. It's time for class.
[06:22] ---
Whatever.
[06:23] ---
I quit anyway.
[06:25] ---
This is stupid.
[06:27] ---
I can't love a moron like him anymore.
[06:30] ---
Just thinking about him is a waste of time.
[06:33] ---
You're quitting? What do you mean?
[06:36] ---
Yeah, what she said! Why?
[06:38] ---
Because...
[06:39] ---
Life is short.
[06:41] ---
If I waste away my days carrying
a torch for that stupid runt,
[06:45] ---
I'll be a GRANNY before I know it.
[06:48] ---
It's just stupid.
[06:50] ---
Oh crap...she's started falling apart again.
[06:52] ---
Risa, dear, please come back to us, Risa!
[06:56] ---
What is it this time? Did
something else happen?
[06:59] ---
Nothing, really.
[07:00] ---
I just got sick of Otani's stupidity.
[07:04] ---
Are you serious?!
[07:06] ---
Just a minute!
[07:07] ---
She's right, Risa.
[07:09] ---
You've put so much into this already...
[07:12] ---
I don't care.
[07:14] ---
I'm done.
[07:17] ---
Today, I venture forth with my
first step towards a new romance!
[07:21] ---
A new romance?
[07:22] ---
Your first step?
[07:24] ---
Oh, Mr. Maity, how old are you?
[07:29] ---
How old do you think I am?
[07:30] ---
Maybe 23?
[07:32] ---
Let's leave it at that.
[07:34] ---
Are we wrong?
[07:36] ---
You're close.
[07:36] ---
The hives!!
[07:38] ---
I was wondering where the icy air came from.
[07:40] ---
Then....are you 24?
[07:43] ---
Correct.
[07:45] ---
No! When did she...?!
[07:47] ---
Could her "new romance" be Mr. Maity?
[07:51] ---
No...it can't be!
[07:53] ---
No! No! No!
[07:54] ---
I won't allow it! Mama Hen
is gonna give her a spanking!
[07:58] ---
"Mama Hen"?
[08:04] ---
I have to quit.
[08:05] ---
I already gave it my best shot.
[08:12] ---
I gave it my best shot over and over again.
[08:14] ---
And nothing's changed.
[08:18] ---
What's up, man? You're
lookin' quite sentimental.
[08:21] ---
You'd be sentimental too...
[08:23] ---
Did something happen?
[08:26] ---
Koizumi...
[08:28] ---
She stole a kiss from me.
[08:30] ---
Wow. People steal kisses from you frequently.
[08:35] ---
Seiko was the first kiss-thief.
[08:38] ---
Just a minute! Do ya realize how
spaced out this's making me?!
[08:41] ---
So?
[08:43] ---
How did it happen?
[08:51] ---
I'm not really sure how, but Koizumi
and I just ended up kissing.
[08:56] ---
You're "not really sure
how"? What do ya mean?
[08:59] ---
I was sick with a fever,
so I don't really remember.
[09:02] ---
Woah, your subconscious came on to her?!
[09:04] ---
You beast.
[09:06] ---
It's not like that!
[09:07] ---
If I had to describe it...
[09:10] ---
Am I really that unappealing?
[09:15] ---
I get the feeling SHE came on to ME.
[09:20] ---
Wow, Koizumi really is trying.
[09:22] ---
She really must like Otani a lot.
[09:29] ---
Wow, Koizumi really is trying.
[09:31] ---
She really must like Otani a lot.
[09:33] ---
Shut up! I heard ya the first time!
[09:35] ---
So ya did understand us.
[09:38] ---
That's surprising.
[09:39] ---
You said so yourself -
you've been spaced out.
[09:42] ---
I'm not THAT spaced out!
[09:51] ---
But...she says she's given up.
[09:56] ---
I give up!
[09:57] ---
Yeah, I give up! So long, jackass!
SIGN Kuniumi Maitake Fan Club: CLUB MAITY
[10:01] ---
Hello, fine ladies!
[10:02] ---
Thank you so much for assembling here today!
[10:05] ---
I am the Kuniumi Maitake Fan
Club president: Risa Koizumi!
SIGN Maity FTW
SIGN Yaaay! Yaaay!
SIGN Clap, clap
[10:13] ---
To commemorate Club Maity's
first official meeting,
[10:16] ---
I have invited a guest of
honor: Mr. Maity himself!
[10:22] ---
Now! Let us all call for him together.
[10:24] ---
One, two...
[10:25] ---
MAITY!!
[10:30] ---
Hello, ladies.
[10:32] ---
Come, come, come...
[10:35] ---
Those who have questions for Mr.
Maity, please raise your hands.
[10:37] ---
MEEEEEE!
[10:39] ---
I'm impressed...
[10:40] ---
Mr. Maity! Do you have a girlfriend?
[10:44] ---
That's a secret.
SIGN Blussssh
[10:47] ---
Mr. Maity, why are you a ?
[10:51] ---
That's also a secret.
[10:55] ---
Mr. Maity, are you a ?
[10:59] ---
It's all...a secret.
[11:04] ---
What's with all the yelling?
[11:06] ---
Hey, have you seen Koizumi?
[11:09] ---
She's at her club!
[11:11] ---
Her club?
[11:12] ---
Yeah, that's right. Club Maity.
[11:14] ---
Club Maity? What's that for?
[11:16] ---
Apparently its primary focus is
to study Mr. Maity's ecology.
[11:20] ---
Huh?
[11:21] ---
Don't you "huh" me! Jackass!
[11:24] ---
Risa's crassness has rubbed off on her...
[11:26] ---
What are you talking about?
[11:28] ---
Darling told me EVERYTHING.
[11:32] ---
This is all YOUR fault, Otani!
[11:34] ---
You need to do something about Club Maity.
[11:36] ---
Why is it my fault?
[11:39] ---
Because you're so out of
it that you kiss her...
[11:41] ---
and make things way more
complicated than they need to be!
[11:52] ---
If you just apologize to Risa, I'm
sure she'll get over this phase.
[11:56] ---
Apologize? About what?
[11:59] ---
I don't care, just apologize!
[12:01] ---
And tell her to drop that snobby
ice man who gives me hives!
[12:04] ---
- Got it?!
[12:05] ---
- Nobuko...
[12:07] ---
Maity! Maity!...
[12:30] ---
What're you doing here?
[12:31] ---
Don't you have Basketball?
[12:32] ---
Our coach threw out his back
and will be out for a while.
[12:40] ---
"Maity FTW"?
[12:42] ---
You can't really mean that...
[12:45] ---
None of your business! Leave me alone!
[12:48] ---
Oh crap.
[12:50] ---
I can't be alone with him.
[12:52] ---
It makes me remember.
[12:54] ---
I know I got caught up in the
moment, but how could I...
[12:57] ---
About yesterday...
[13:00] ---
No! It's cool, just drop it!!
[13:02] ---
Did I really kiss you
when I was all feverish?
[13:06] ---
I told you to drop it!
[13:14] ---
I'm sorry.
[13:16] ---
I'm sorry.
[13:19] ---
"Sorry"?
[13:21] ---
What are you sorry about?
[13:26] ---
Are you sorry for forgetting you kissed me?
[13:31] ---
Or is it...
[13:32] ---
That you're sorry...
[13:34] ---
that you'll never see me as girlfriend
material - no matter what I do?
[13:43] ---
Well...
[13:54] ---
Really...
[13:55] ---
You don't have to look so perplexed over it.
[14:00] ---
It's fine.
[14:01] ---
I'm fine.
[14:02] ---
It's all fine.
[14:05] ---
I told you.
[14:06] ---
That I'd give up.
[14:08] ---
I humbly apologize for disturbing
you these past couple years.
[14:12] ---
You needn't concern yourself
with my feelings anymore!
[14:15] ---
Koizumi...
[14:25] ---
I'd hoped...
[14:27] ---
"Wait! Don't tell me you're giving up on me!"
[14:30] ---
...that he'd say something like that.
[14:33] ---
But he wouldn't.
[14:34] ---
I know he wouldn't.
[14:36] ---
Are you going home now?
[14:43] ---
...Yes.
[14:48] ---
What's wrong?
[14:50] ---
Did something bad happen?
[15:12] ---
Wow. Koizumi really is trying.
[15:15] ---
She must really like him a lot.
[15:20] ---
No matter how much I like
you, nothing's gonna change.
[15:28] ---
I give up on liking you!
[16:04] ---
It's fine.
[16:06] ---
Everything's fine.
[16:10] ---
M
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A
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I
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T
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Y
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Love Maity!
[16:18] ---
Go!
[16:19] ---
M-A-I-T-Y!
[16:22] ---
Love Maity!
[16:24] ---
I can't hear ya! Go!
[16:27] ---
I don't have the confidence to
continue my friendship with Risa...
[16:31] ---
I suppose that's an important
activity of Club Maity.
[16:35] ---
Like I said, Mr. Maity is
gonna be the Basketball coach.
[16:39] ---
That makes no sense!
[16:41] ---
It's only temporary - until
Coach's back gets better.
[16:43] ---
Don't worry, man.
[16:44] ---
But why does it have to be HIM of all people?
[16:47] ---
Otani, you really need to
DO something about this!
[16:50] ---
If you sit back, Risa really will
fall for that snobby ice man!
[16:56] ---
Like I care.
[16:57] ---
You SHOULD care! It's all YOUR fault!
[17:00] ---
Why's it MY fault?
[17:02] ---
SHE'S the one who switched over to him!
[17:05] ---
Easy, buddy...
[17:06] ---
I'd rather ya not attack my sweet Nobuko
[17:09] ---
You bastard!
[17:10] ---
I'M the one who's being attacked!
[17:17] ---
Koizumi.
[17:19] ---
Mr. Maity!
[17:20] ---
Are you feeling better?
[17:22] ---
Yeah. Sorry for crying on ya yesterday.
[17:24] ---
I don't know what you're going through,
but don't let it get you down.
[17:29] ---
Sure! It's no big deal at all!
[17:33] ---
I'm going to basketball practice
to cheer you on today, Mr. Maity!
[17:36] ---
Thanks.
[17:38] ---
You're sure a free spirit.
[17:42] ---
M-A-I-T-Y Love Maity!
[17:49] ---
He's so cool!
[17:51] ---
Let's have a good game.
[17:53] ---
Can ya even play?
[17:54] ---
Well, let's just SEE!
[17:57] ---
Hey, wait for me!
SIGN Maity LOVE
[18:03] ---
Maity! Maity!
[18:07] ---
Maity!...Mai...
[18:12] ---
Maity...
[18:14] ---
Mai...
[18:18] ---
What's he doing?!
[18:20] ---
Hey, President! You need to
keep cheering for Mr. Maity!
[18:32] ---
I played basketball in high school.
[18:39] ---
Shut up! You're throwing me off!
[18:41] ---
Woah, what a buzzkill.
[18:43] ---
Keep going, Maity!
[18:53] ---
Otani?
[18:56] ---
Let's have another go.
[18:58] ---
Okay.
[18:59] ---
Otani, what about our practice?
[19:00] ---
Shut up!
[19:03] ---
Maity! Maity!
[19:10] ---
Risaaaaa...
[19:15] ---
Are you really okay with this?
[19:17] ---
Hell, yeah.
[19:18] ---
I'm devoting the rest of
my teen years to Sir Maity.
[19:22] ---
Just stop it! I totally hate his guts!
[19:26] ---
Risa...
[19:27] ---
Well, what else am I supposed to do?
[19:29] ---
I've tried so hard...
[19:32] ---
Then when I tell him I'm giving up,
he doesn't even try to stop me.
[19:35] ---
Oh, there you are.
[19:37] ---
Darling, is practice over?
[19:39] ---
Yeah.
[19:40] ---
Where's Otani?
[19:41] ---
He got mad and stormed off.
[19:43] ---
Maity wouldn't let him
touch the ball all day.
[19:46] ---
He's probably off somewhere moping.
[19:49] ---
Risa, you should go find
him and cheer him up.
[19:52] ---
Why me?
[19:53] ---
In his fragile condition, he
might even quit basketball.
[19:55] ---
Quit? That's ridiculous.
[20:03] ---
Mr. Otani.
[20:08] ---
Yeah?
[20:10] ---
There's something I want to ask you. May I?
[20:13] ---
Be my guest.
[20:14] ---
Is the source of Miss Koizumi's
recent tears...you, by any chance?
[20:20] ---
Wow, what a gruesome face.
[20:23] ---
Oh shut up, you creeper!
[20:25] ---
What's your frickin' point!
[20:27] ---
Girls are fragile creatures.
[20:29] ---
You must handle them gently.
[20:33] ---
That's none of your business!
[20:35] ---
Leave me alone!
[20:36] ---
I suspect Miss Koizumi has a crush on you.
[20:42] ---
So...what?
[20:46] ---
I just wondered how you might feel about her.
[20:50] ---
None of your business!
[20:52] ---
Then I don't suppose you'd
mind if I asked her out.
[20:56] ---
Do whatever ya want.
[20:58] ---
Are you sure?
[20:59] ---
I said, do whatever ya want!
[21:01] ---
Because I don't have any feelings
for Koizumi whatsoever!
[21:26] ---
What I just heard...he
actually said that, right?
[21:31] ---
I've...
[21:33] ---
been rejected twice by the same guy...
[21:42] ---
Bite.
[21:43] ---
Eek!
[21:50] [SONG] ---
The setting sun hurries for the distant sky
[21:55] [SONG] ---
It pauses for a moment and
shows me pastel colored dreams
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Alone, I cannot shine. Neither can I be hurt.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
I realize that love is something
that must be shared.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Why am I here? Why are you with me?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Why am I here? Why are you laughing with me?
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Always and forever, I want to stay like this.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
In the moment my heart begins to dance,
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Echoing voices embrace us.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
The pounding of your heart
reaches my fingertips.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
And it is so warm; unbelievably warm.
[23:06] ---
Mr. Maity...
[23:07] ---
Maity? Maity? Shut up!
[23:09] ---
Just disband that creepy Club Maity!
[23:11] ---
Oh, Otani? Are ya jealous?
[23:13] ---
Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:14] ---
Next episode, "Maity-Magic!
How To Metamorphose Love?!"
SIGN "Maity-Magic! How To Metamorphose Love?!"
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Don't miss it!
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