E12 - Get Love Back! Level Up with Crush Chocolate!

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[00:08] [SONG] ---
    When you asked me how I felt about you
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I said, "You're okay, I guess."
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Wait, are you crying?
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Oh!
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Now I think you might be cute.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Then you tried to run away
    so I grabbed your hand.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    And something deep within
    my heart began to dance.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a textbook for romance.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    There are just too many
    problems I don't understand.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a teacher for romance.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    If I add You + Me
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Will the answer be "Love"?
[01:24] ---
    Hey, fancy meeting you up here.
[01:29] ---
    You've been up here the whole time?
[01:31] ---
    You'll catch cold.
[01:34] ---
    Why're...
[01:37] ---
    You look stupid!
[01:42] ---
    WHAT is so funny about me!
[01:44] ---
    I don't know!
[01:49] ---
    Maybe someone like you is a better match.
[01:55] ---
    How about we swing round the karaoke
    place by the station again?
[02:01] ---
    Whenever Otani says or does something...
[02:05] ---
    I either fly to heaven or sink to hell...
[02:09] ---
    My world has begun to spin around
    in circles, with Otani as its axis.
SIGN    "Reclaim Your Love! Boost Femininity with True Love Chocolate!!"
[02:28] ---
    Although...I've already been rejected once.
[02:32] ---
    So I don't have much
    confidence in my prospects.
[02:40] ---
    I had a hunch you might be crying again.
[02:44] ---
    Maybe someone like you is a better match.
[02:49] ---
    What did he mean by that?
SIGN    Hope
[02:51] ---
    When he says things like that...
[02:52] ---
    How can't I embrace a little hope?
[02:56] ---
    You really suck!
[02:59] ---
    Go off and die!
[03:00] ---
    And why?
[03:01] ---
    You need to match up the
    corners when you staple!
[03:04] ---
    But they ARE matched up.
[03:05] ---
    Moron! SHOW me how matched they are!
[03:07] ---
    Just look at this. They're all messed up.
[03:10] ---
    Oh, shut up.
[03:11] ---
    You're starting to sound like
    a nagging mother-in-law!
[03:13] ---
    And you're like a rowdy step-son!
[03:15] ---
    Ohhh burrrrn. Tell me more.
[03:17] ---
    Shaddup! I didn't ask you to speak!
[03:19] ---
    What're they fighting about THIS time?
[03:22] ---
    Teacher told them to staple together
    our handouts for the next class.
[03:27] ---
    Jeez, all my careful
    stapling is going to waste.
[03:31] ---
    I can't read him.
[03:34] ---
    I can't read Otani's feelings.
[03:37] ---
    It's almost as if his heart is a ramen
    booth on the other side of a thick fog...
[03:41] ---
    So hazy.
[03:44] ---
    Don't you have a more
    flowery sounding metaphor?
[03:46] ---
    Just coming up with that
    one took all my power.
SIGN    Self-study
[03:56] ---
    But you guys are really starting
    to look like things are going well!
[03:59] ---
    Seriously?
[04:00] ---
    Seriously! Just a little more
    and you're totally there!
[04:03] ---
    Totally where?
[04:05] ---
    At the top of Otani's Risa Ranking Chart!
SIGN    Risa Koizumi Ranking
SIGN    By Otani
[04:08] ---
    Like he has one.
[04:09] ---
    At the very least, you've defeated Kanzaki.
[04:13] ---
    You really think so?
[04:14] ---
    Yes! You just need one
    big PUSH over the hill!
[04:17] ---
    And ya know, it's almost Valentine's Day.
[04:19] ---
    So give him some chocolate...
[04:22] ---
    Chocolate, eh...
[04:24] ---
    That's right, I never ended up
    giving him chocolate last year.
[04:31] ---
    No thanks.
[04:33] ---
    Ah, crap!
[04:34] ---
    If he says "no thanks" like last year,
[04:36] ---
    I won't be able to recover this time!
[04:39] ---
    Don't talk like that, dear.
[04:41] ---
    Unless you're fine with the other
    girls giving him chocolate.
[04:44] ---
    I don't want that either!
[04:45] ---
    Right?
[04:50] ---
    I just can't do it!
[04:51] ---
    Otani already knows I like him!
[04:54] ---
    There's nowhere I can run or hide
    if I give him true-love chocolate!
[04:57] ---
    Well, DUH!
[04:59] ---
    Did ya really think you could fake him
    out with "obligatory chocolate" again?
[05:02] ---
    But it's like asking him out all over again.
[05:04] ---
    I can't do it.
[05:05] ---
    No "can't"s. Yes, you CAN!
[05:10] ---
    But how should I do it?!
[05:12] ---
    What a lively pair.
[05:14] ---
    Do they even realize class is in session?
[05:24] ---
    Hey...
[05:25] ---
    Hmm?
[05:27] ---
    Last year on Valentine's Day...did
    anyone give you chocolate?
[05:31] ---
    Sure did.
[05:32] ---
    Wh-who did?!
[05:35] ---
    You know...the girls who always
    watch basketball practice.
[05:39] ---
    Those cows...
[05:41] ---
    It was just obligatory chocolate, though.
[05:43] ---
    How do you know?
[05:44] ---
    I just do.
[05:46] ---
    They've been squealing over
    this new guy on the team.
[05:49] ---
    They completely ignore me now.
[05:53] ---
    Not like I really care.
[05:55] ---
    Because I'm sure I'll at least
    get chocolate from one person.
[06:00] ---
    From you, right?
[06:01] ---
    Wh-what? M-me?
[06:04] ---
    You're not?
[06:08] ---
    ...You want some?
[06:10] ---
    I do. So?
[06:14] ---
    Well, if you INSIST, I
    guess I can give ya some...
[06:19] ---
    Why the smug look on your face!
[06:22] ---
    Ah, but I've been the
    receiver of gifts lately...
[06:27] ---
    I'll make it up to ya soon.
[06:33] ---
    He wants chocolate?
[06:36] ---
    I hope he realizes how much
    that's getting my hopes up.
[06:44] ---
    Bye then.
[06:45] ---
    See ya.
[06:46] ---
    Bye!
[07:00] ---
    Is it just me, or are we
    actually making progress?
[07:14] ---
    If he wants chocolate
    from me that must mean...
[07:19] ---
    Risa.
[07:21] ---
    Miss Koizumi! Long time no see.
[07:24] ---
    Haruka! And Seiko!
[07:26] ---
    What's up? You guys shopping?
[07:27] ---
    The Home Ec. Club is making
    chocolates for Valentine's Day.
[07:30] ---
    So we're out to buy the ingredients.
[07:33] ---
    Miss Koizumi, would you like to make
    chocolates for Mr. Otani with us?
[07:38] ---
    If we team up, we can share
    the cost of the ingredients.
[07:41] ---
    You've got a point.
[07:43] ---
    Then...
[07:46] ---
    You're giving chocolates
    to that little pipsqueak?
[07:48] ---
    Do I get any?
[07:49] ---
    Sure. You'll get some.
[07:51] ---
    That sounded very "not like I care"-ish!
[07:55] ---
    Oh, please...
[07:57] ---
    I see no problem.
[07:58] ---
    Mr. Haruka, your girlfriend
    will still give you chocolate.
[08:01] ---
    You've got a girlfriend?
[08:03] ---
    Yeah... Seven of them.
[08:05] ---
    Seven??
[08:07] ---
    I'm dating many different types of
    girls at once to boost my masculinity.
[08:11] ---
    For the sake of the day when
    Risa will finally be mine...
[08:13] ---
    At least date them one at a time, won't ya?
[08:15] ---
    I have little life remaining.
[08:19] ---
    Perhaps only 90 years...
[08:22] ---
    That's freaking old!
[08:23] ---
    Miss Koizumi! How are things with Mr. Otani?
[08:26] ---
    Are you both super in love?
[08:30] ---
    Well...I guess I haven't
    been keeping you updated.
[08:37] ---
    He rejected you?!
[08:40] ---
    That's BS!
[08:41] ---
    Why did he reject you?!
[08:44] ---
    Well, he said he doesn't see
    me as girlfriend material...
[08:48] ---
    Oh no!
[08:49] ---
    Don't make me say any more
    - I'd rather forget it.
[08:52] ---
    This can't be!
[08:53] ---
    That little pipsqueak! I'll suck
    him up in a vacuum cleaner!
[08:57] ---
    Wait a minute, why're ya giving
    him chocolate if he rejected you?
[09:00] ---
    "Rejected you"? Don't remind me.
[09:02] ---
    But don't I have a point?
[09:04] ---
    If he rejected you, screw him!
[09:05] ---
    Why're ya giving him chocolate?
[09:07] ---
    Because...she still likes him.
[09:10] ---
    Seiko!
[09:11] ---
    You of all people would understand
    the woes of a woman's heart!
[09:15] ---
    Oh, I do understand!
[09:16] ---
    I have a woman's heart!
[09:18] ---
    Shut up, SEISHIRO.
[09:19] ---
    That's SEIKO.
[09:20] ---
    I have a woman's heart!
[09:21] ---
    I don't need to waste time
    understanding a woman's heart.
[09:24] ---
    Come on, Risa!
[09:26] ---
    Just give up on that moron!
    He doesn't appreciate you!
[09:31] ---
    Right?
[09:34] ---
    It's okay.
[09:35] ---
    I'm prepared to wait until he likes me back.
[09:39] ---
    And besides, we seem to be making progress.
[09:41] ---
    - Miss Koizumi!
    - Risa!
[09:43] ---
    Go for it, girl! I'm totally rooting for you!
[09:46] ---
    Thank you! I will!
[09:49] ---
    Damn...he's gonna pay. That little pipsqueak!
[10:01] ---
    That's right.
[10:02] ---
    I don't mind waiting.
[10:04] ---
    There's no need to panic.
[10:06] ---
    He can just gradually become my slave.
[10:13] ---
    Koizumi.
[10:14] ---
    Whaaaat?
[10:15] ---
    Gross!
[10:16] ---
    Why're ya being so chipper?
[10:18] ---
    No reason.
[10:20] ---
    What's up?
[10:21] ---
    Check this out.
SIGN    Sea Monk
SIGN    Special Release!!
SIGN    "Three Times A Monk"
[10:23] ---
    You've gotta listen to it.
[10:23] ---
    This's totally happening.
[10:24] ---
    For real?!
[10:25] ---
    Then we must buy it!
[10:27] ---
    He'll probably also go on tour to promote it.
[10:30] ---
    You're right...Wow, I'm freaking ecstatic!
[10:33] ---
    I'm totally going.
[10:35] ---
    Me too!
[10:36] ---
    Of course you are.
[10:38] ---
    Who else would I go see Sea Monk with?
[10:43] ---
    I see.
[10:45] ---
    We'd better get our tickets
    before they sell out.
[10:51] ---
    Haruka!
[11:00] ---
    What's your deal, man?!
[11:02] ---
    I am Haruka Fukagawa.
[11:03] ---
    A rather attractive 17 year old.
[11:05] ---
    I am Risa's childhood friend...
[11:06] ---
    That's not what I was asking!
[11:07] ---
    Woah, Haruka, what're you...
[11:11] ---
    Hey, what's going on here?
[11:14] ---
    Beats me.
[11:15] ---
    Hey, little pipsqueak.
[11:17] ---
    Again, WHAT is your problem?
[11:19] ---
    I hear you rejected Risa!
[11:24] ---
    Seriously?!
[11:24] ---
    Risa likes him?
[11:26] ---
    Will the comedy duo break up?
[11:28] ---
    Isn't this a bit?
[11:29] ---
    Is this for real?
[11:33] ---
    So come on, spit it out.
[11:34] ---
    What is it about Risa that repulses you?
[11:38] ---
    Wait, Haruka...!
[11:40] ---
    Well...like I said...it's hard to explain...
[11:44] ---
    Wait, why do I have to
    give YOU an explanation?!
[11:47] ---
    Shut up!
[11:48] ---
    If you don't want to be with Risa,
    then stay the hell away from her!
[11:51] ---
    Instead of pretending to like
    her, toying with her heart--
[11:54] ---
    What are you, a lady killer?!
[11:56] ---
    You've got me all wrong, moron!
[11:58] ---
    Then why did you--
[11:59] ---
    Haruka!
[12:01] ---
    That hurt!
[12:02] ---
    C'mere.
[12:03] ---
    Ouch, ouch, what'd I do?!
[12:15] ---
    So he really did reject her.
[12:17] ---
    The DOG.
[12:18] ---
    And I thought they were so close.
[12:20] ---
    I feel sorry for Koizumi!
SIGN    Prick
[12:24] ---
    Um...
[12:25] ---
    Do something, guys!
[12:27] ---
    I'm on Team Risa.
[12:29] ---
    And I'm on Team Nobuko.
[12:32] ---
    There're no such teams!!
[12:34] ---
    Seriously...
[12:36] ---
    Would ya PLEASE stop blurting out stuff?
[12:38] ---
    But he's horrible.
[12:40] ---
    In what way?
[12:41] ---
    He rejected you, but he smiles on
    vapidly as if nothing happened.
[12:45] ---
    There should be a limit to how
    thoughtless a person can be.
[12:47] ---
    I don't care!
[12:48] ---
    I TOLD Otani to act like nothing happened!
[12:52] ---
    I told him to just carry on like he used to.
[12:57] ---
    ...But even so...
[12:58] ---
    I'm fine with it!
[13:00] ---
    But...
[13:01] ---
    Stop messing things up! I'm
    gonna bite your head off!
[13:04] ---
    But I was just trying to help...
[13:07] ---
    Yeah, I get it. Thanks.
[13:09] ---
    But I don't need your help.
[13:10] ---
    I've gotta do this on my own.
[13:13] ---
    Risa...
[13:14] ---
    So just leave me alone.
[13:17] ---
    You understand?
[13:21] ---
    I don't understand!
[13:22] ---
    Why not?
[13:24] ---
    Oh, whatever!
[13:25] ---
    I don't know you anymore!
[13:28] ---
    Koizumi...
[13:29] ---
    How brave! What a good girl.
[13:32] ---
    Otani, you moron!
[13:33] ---
    How could you reject such a good girl?
[13:36] ---
    How cruel...you're just too cruel!
[13:38] ---
    Wait a minute, you jackals!
[13:40] ---
    Hear me out...
[13:42] ---
    Don't worry about what Haruka just said.
[13:47] ---
    Sure...
[13:52] ---
    We just wanted to say,
    we're all Team Koizumi!
[13:55] ---
    Koizumi FTW!
[13:57] ---
    FTW!
[13:58] ---
    W-wait a minute. What's going on here?
[14:01] ---
    Don't worry.
[14:02] ---
    Everyone's on your team!
[14:04] ---
    So venture forth with no regrets!
[14:06] ---
    Ah, okay...
[14:08] ---
    I don't really get it, but, I'm doing this.
[14:31] ---
    Do you think I'm thoughtless?
[14:35] ---
    Am I a lady killer who toys with hearts?
[14:39] ---
    You were toying with her?
[14:40] ---
    Of course I wasn't!
[14:42] ---
    But what do you think the
    situation is REALLY like?
[14:44] ---
    With Koizumi.
[14:46] ---
    What do you mean?
[14:48] ---
    ...Do you like her?
[14:50] ---
    If I had to pick between liking and
    disliking, of course I like her.
[14:54] ---
    Could she be your girlfriend?
[14:57] ---
    About that...
[14:59] ---
    It feels weird?
[15:01] ---
    Really?
[15:03] ---
    I mean, when you say "girlfriend"...
[15:06] ---
    That means Koizumi and
    I would kiss and stuff.
[15:20] ---
    You think it's a bit funny, don't'cha.
[15:23] ---
    Not really.
[15:24] ---
    You smirked!
[15:27] ---
    Aw, crap.
[15:28] ---
    Now I'm sweating.
[15:30] ---
    Well, if ya ask me, I figured it was only
    a matter of time before you two dated.
[15:35] ---
    Why?
[15:37] ---
    Because everything you say implies
    that you have feelings for her.
[15:41] ---
    Like when?
[15:42] ---
    Like after you met with Kanzaki.
[15:45] ---
    Nobuko told me everything.
[15:48] ---
    I had a hunch ya might be crying.
[15:51] ---
    Maybe someone like you is a better match.
[15:55] ---
    But all I was doing was saying
    what I was thinking...
[15:58] ---
    And also, you asked Koizumi to get
    you Valentine's Day chocolate.
[16:02] ---
    But that was only because I like
    chocolate. Don't read into it...
[16:05] ---
    ...Said the natural lady killer.
[16:08] ---
    Idiot! You're wrong! What made ya say that?
[16:11] ---
    Just for your information,
[16:13] ---
    Every little thing you say or do
    can really affect Koizumi's mood.
[16:25] ---
    D...don't scare me like that.
[16:29] ---
    But it's true.
[16:34] ---
    Circle up!
[16:36] ---
    Yes, sir!
[16:41] ---
    All done!
[16:53] ---
    I wonder if we made too much?
[16:55] ---
    Don't worry, it'll be fine!
[16:59] ---
    I guess Darling is still
    at basketball practice.
[17:02] ---
    It's a day early, but I wanna give him
    his chocolate while it's still fresh.
[17:05] ---
    Risa, wanna bring yours too?
[17:07] ---
    Hell, yes!
[17:08] ---
    I'm even gonna gift wrap it!
[17:10] ---
    You're really gonna go through with this?
[17:12] ---
    Shut up, you.
[17:13] ---
    Leave me alone.
[17:15] ---
    Do I get some?
[17:16] ---
    Nope.
[17:17] ---
    Just eat the stuff you made.
[17:20] ---
    But you promised you'd give me chocolate!
[17:23] ---
    What's the use in giving that runt chocolate?
[17:25] ---
    It'll just stunt his growth!
[17:27] ---
    He needs his nutrients...
[17:32] ---
    Aw, crap.
[17:33] ---
    Now I'm nervous.
[17:35] ---
    I'm gonna go pee...
[17:48] ---
    Thanks to Haruka, I'm
    even more determined now.
[17:51] ---
    Nowhere to run or hide for me.
[17:53] ---
    This is honest-to-god true love chocolate.
[17:57] ---
    You'd better accept it, Otani.
[17:59] ---
    This chocolate symbolizes my feelings!
[18:09] ---
    What?
[18:10] ---
    Why the long pause...
[18:13] ---
    This... isn't obligatory chocolate, right?
[18:16] ---
    Right.
[18:18] ---
    C-can we call it obligatory chocolate?
[18:23] ---
    What the hell?
[18:24] ---
    Do you mean you won't accept
    it if it's because I like you?
[18:28] ---
    But you SAID you wanted chocolate!
[18:31] ---
    Well...I did say that, but...
[18:35] ---
    So are you saying...you
    can't accept my feelings?
[18:45] ---
    ...Yeah.
[18:50] ---
    Otani!
[18:51] ---
    Coach is calling you.
[18:53] ---
    He wants you in the faculty lounge.
[18:55] ---
    Sorry.
[18:56] ---
    I've gotta go.
[18:59] ---
    Wait...
[19:01] ---
    Sorry, did I intrude?
[19:03] ---
    Nope.
[19:11] ---
    Jeez! Hurry!
[19:14] ---
    Risa, I'm so sorry!
[19:15] ---
    Darling blabbed to Otani!
[19:19] ---
    Did I blab?
[19:25] ---
    "Don't be nice to me if you're not
    romantically interested in me."
[19:28] ---
    I can't say anything cool like that.
[19:32] ---
    But, even if he's not romantically
    interested in me...
[19:34] ---
    If he's nice to me, then I gain
    the strength to persevere!
[19:45] ---
    That hurt...
[19:50] ---
    Because I'm a moron!
[19:57] ---
    Keep it!
[20:00] ---
    I told you, I can't.
[20:01] ---
    Why not!
[20:03] ---
    I can't accept your heartfelt chocolate
    when my feelings are half-assed...
[20:07] ---
    What are you, an extremist?!
[20:08] ---
    You think this is a heroic gesture?!
[20:12] ---
    I don't really think you're
    a thoughtless lady killer.
[20:17] ---
    You haven't done anything wrong.
[20:20] ---
    If anyone's wrong it's me! For not
    giving up on you after being rejected.
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    So...
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    Regardless of whether you like me or hate me,
[20:28] ---
    I want you to always tell
    me what's on your mind!
[20:35] ---
    Koizumi...
[20:41] ---
    For starters, do keep that.
[20:43] ---
    Sorry it's true-love chocolate.
[20:52] ---
    ...Okay.
[20:54] ---
    Good.
[20:58] ---
    I don't care how long it takes.
[21:03] ---
    As long as he falls for
    me little by little...
[21:10] ---
    I never cease to amaze myself - why
    do crazy girls always fall for me?
[21:14] ---
    Hey! What's that supposed to mean?
[21:16] ---
    I was just telling you what was
    on my mind - like you asked.
[21:19] ---
    Well, I guess I did ask for that...
[21:22] ---
    Hey.
[21:24] ---
    Is this your idea of a sick joke?
SIGN    Stupid Runt
[21:27] ---
    Hmph! I swapped them.
[21:29] ---
    No way was I gonna let that
    moron eat Risa's chocolate!
[21:37] ---
    The Valentine's Day gods must hate me.
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    On the way home from school, alone
    in the park, sitting on our bench,
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    I noticed you were happier than usual
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    So I asked you,
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    "What would you do if the world disappeared?"
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Saying nothing, you squeezed
    my arm in response.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Please, keep looking at me.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    Our lips are too close and
    my heart won't stop pounding.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    No matter what mood you're in,
    I'll accept you for who you are.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    And if your heart ever breaks
    and tears fall down your cheeks,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    I will protect you even if it means
    turning the rest of the world against me.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    I love you
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    I don't need words.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    You will be my last kiss.
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    Now and forever.
[23:20] ---
    Koizumi! You came to my house, didn't ya.
[23:22] ---
    The two of us. Alone. In Otani's bedroom...
[23:24] ---
    But I don't feel like doing anything.
[23:26] ---
    I'll MAKE ya feel like it!
[23:28] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com
[23:30] ---
    Next episode, "Fever! First
    Kiss In His Bedroom?"
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