E22 - Ōtani Says It's Over!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    We are in the Heisei Era Only!
    This Show was not in Showa!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Here, there, everywhere
    - okay! Hey-Say is okay!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    We're in this era - sorry! But don't worry!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We'll surely find our dreams in the
    future. Come on, everybody, follow me!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    You should start every day
    with a happily pounding heart.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    All you need is wings, no fancy clothes.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna be brave and fly out
    to a world never before seen.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    And I'm taking you with me. Don't be shy.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    It's just the two of us. Love
    is coming. Love is coming.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    In the distant universe,
    one star shone brightest.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    It is the Earth - a sparkling
    stage just for us.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    The miracle that brought us
    together may have been flawed.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    But that's meaningless. I like
    you just the way you are.
SIGN    "Otani Declares a Catastrophic Collapse!!"
[01:41] ---
    Nobuko's acceptance letter
    from Hokkaido came.
[01:45] ---
    And she and Nakao are more in love than ever.
[01:50] ---
    And pursuing his dream of becoming
    an elementary school teacher,
[01:53] ---
    Otani enrolled in cram school and began to
    study seriously for college entrance exams.
[01:58] ---
    As for me, I hate studying so
    I gave up on going to college.
[02:02] ---
    I changed my plan to "enrolling
    in a vocational school"...
[02:08] ---
    Hey, Otani?
[02:09] ---
    What's up.
[02:10] ---
    What do you think of the Sea Monk concert?
[02:12] ---
    I pass this time.
[02:18] ---
    But it's frickin' SEA MONK, man?!
[02:20] ---
    It's the last concert of the year!
[02:23] ---
    I know that.
[02:24] ---
    But I've got no choice.
[02:25] ---
    I need all the time I can get to study.
[02:27] ---
    Makes me wanna cry, but
    I have to pass this time.
[02:32] ---
    Aw, man...
[02:33] ---
    Moron! Who's the girl who
    promised to support me?!
[02:36] ---
    It sure be tough studyin' fer college...
[02:38] ---
    Are ya mocking me?!
[02:40] ---
    No, I'm not...
[02:42] ---
    Then don't talk to me when I'm trying
    to memorize English vocabulary!
[02:45] ---
    Seriously.
[02:47] ---
    Wait up, Otani.
[02:48] ---
    Shut up. Why're ya following me?
[02:50] ---
    Who says I'm following you?
[02:52] ---
    I've got something to do down this street.
[02:55] ---
    You do?
[02:56] ---
    I got a job.
[02:57] ---
    At the diner by your cram school.
[03:00] ---
    Why?
[03:01] ---
    Where'd that decision come from?
[03:03] ---
    It's so I can at least walk part of
    the way home from school with you.
[03:16] ---
    Your ribbon is crooked.
[03:18] ---
    I'm sorry.
[03:20] ---
    Your nails are also too long. Cut
    them before tomorrow's shift.
[03:22] ---
    And you need to slick your
    hair back - it's messy.
[03:26] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[03:27] ---
    Harsh!
[03:29] ---
    Mr. Kohori!
[03:30] ---
    D'oh!
[03:36] ---
    You're five minutes late.
[03:38] ---
    I'm sorry!
[03:40] ---
    This is the second day in a row.
[03:41] ---
    Teacher kept me behind for a bit...
[03:43] ---
    - Didn't I warn you about this before?
[03:44] ---
    - Does he work here?
[03:45] ---
    - What an adorable kid...
[03:45] ---
    - If you're going to be late you
    need to give advance notice!
SIGN    SEA
[03:52] ---
    It's a Sea Monk wristband!!
[03:54] ---
    And it's the limited edition one that
    was only for sale at his last concert!
[03:57] ---
    Wait, are you a Sea Monk fan?!
[03:59] ---
    I'm a super fan!
[04:02] ---
    Me too!
[04:03] ---
    Wow, I had no idea I was
    working with a Sea Monk fan!
[04:06] ---
    Wow, I'm so freaking excited! I
    don't know how I can function...
[04:09] ---
    MISS KOIZUMI!! MR. KOHORI!
[04:11] ---
    ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!
[04:15] ---
    Sorry, ma'am!
[04:21] ---
    These odango are freaking delicious!
[04:23] ---
    That's for sure.
[04:24] ---
    Thanks.
[04:25] ---
    Of course they're yummy!
[04:26] ---
    My Darling made them.
[04:28] ---
    But never mind that. This younger
    boy you're working with--
[04:31] ---
    What's he like?
[04:32] ---
    Oh, Kohori?
[04:34] ---
    He's got a cute little baby face...
[04:36] ---
    And he's around the same height as Otani.
[04:38] ---
    Must make your shorty fetish blood boil.
[04:40] ---
    Who's got a shorty fetish?!
[04:42] ---
    Speaking of which, I hear
    Otani is really studying hard.
[04:46] ---
    No way.
[04:47] ---
    Otani? Studying??
[04:50] ---
    He stayed behind really late yesterday
    getting help from his teachers.
[04:57] ---
    Otani...you really are working hard.
[05:06] ---
    It's correct!
[05:09] ---
    No way!
[05:11] ---
    It's like I keep sayin', when I put my
    mind to it I can accomplish anything.
[05:16] ---
    For real?
[05:18] ---
    If he keeps up his momentum, he
    probably will get into college.
[05:21] ---
    And meanwhile, here I am...
[05:24] ---
    I need to pick a career path soon.
[05:27] ---
    Maybe I should just stay in food service?
[05:32] ---
    Miss Koizumi!
[05:33] ---
    Sorry, ma'am!
[05:34] ---
    I apolo---woah, that hurts!
SIGN    Squirrrrrt
[05:37] ---
    Miss Koizumi.
SIGN    No smoking.
[05:39] ---
    - You are far too jittery for this job!
[05:39] ---
    - I really do suck at everything I try.
[05:41] ---
    - All the customers can hear you!
[05:42] ---
    I'm so not ready for the workforce...-
[05:45] ---
    I'm sorry, ma'am.
[05:59] ---
    Good morning!
[06:05] ---
    I think it needs a little more salt.
[06:07] ---
    Yeah, it's too sweet.
SIGN    Acceptance to college
[06:10] ---
    I don't understand this problem.
[06:11] ---
    Let's see...you use this formula to...
[06:17] ---
    Wh-what's come over you guys?
[06:18] ---
    How is it you're already
    flying towards your futures?!
[06:21] ---
    Oh, Risa, you're here.
[06:22] ---
    'Morning.
[06:25] ---
    Also, I was thinking of
    adding yam in the base.
[06:28] ---
    Darling, you're a genius! You'll
    be the best employee ever!
[06:32] ---
    What the hell is happening...
[06:35] ---
    This feels....this feels...
[06:38] ---
    ...Like I'm being left behind all by myself.
[06:59] ---
    I look horrible.
[07:01] ---
    That'll only make her angrier...
[07:04] ---
    Smile, Risa, smile!
[07:08] ---
    Welcome, patrons!
SIGN    Introducing our new menu.
[07:11] ---
    "Welcome, patrons." - hear that?
[07:13] ---
    What are YOU doing here!
[07:15] ---
    That's no way to talk to a customer.
[07:17] ---
    You creeper.
[07:18] ---
    Are ya hanging in there?
[07:19] ---
    You came here to make fun of me, didn't you.
[07:21] ---
    Excuse me, but this waitress
    has a very sour attitude.
[07:29] ---
    Once you've decided on
    your order, please call--
SIGN    Pfft!
[07:32] ---
    Totally miscast...
[07:33] ---
    Hilarious...
[07:34] ---
    Let me finish my spiel at least!
[07:36] ---
    "Y-y-y-your order..."
[07:39] ---
    Hey, that hurt, ya moron! I'm a customer!
[07:41] ---
    Why aren't ya studying?
[07:43] ---
    I am studying.
[07:44] ---
    I have cram school right after this.
[07:46] ---
    Even on a Sunday?
[07:48] ---
    A high school senior has no days off.
[07:49] ---
    Especially a C-student.
[07:51] ---
    Exactly.
[07:52] ---
    Leave me in peace.
[07:53] ---
    Ah, that's right, Risa, that cute junior
    high kid you were telling me about,
[07:56] ---
    Is he here today?
[07:57] ---
    Oh, you mean Kohori? He's off today.
[08:00] ---
    Who's that guy?
[08:02] ---
    Your replacement, to satisfy
    Risa's shorty fetish.
[08:05] ---
    Shorty fetish?
[08:07] ---
    I keep telling you, you're wrong!
[08:09] ---
    Oh, is he also short?
[08:11] ---
    Missing the point!
[08:12] ---
    It doesn't matter.
[08:13] ---
    What's important is that
    he's a super Sea Monk fan!
[08:16] ---
    No way, for real?
[08:18] ---
    Great. She caught me talking to
    you. Stand back for more yelling.
[08:20] ---
    What about our orders?
[08:30] ---
    Whaddaya know...
[08:31] ---
    Looks like she's having a fun
    time working here after all.
[08:34] ---
    Oh my, oh my.
[08:35] ---
    You suggested we come
    here to make fun of her,
[08:37] ---
    When really you were just worried about her.
[08:39] ---
    Risa said she gets yelled at all the
    time and she's having a horrible time.
[08:43] ---
    R-really?
[08:45] ---
    Yes, really.
[08:46] ---
    How cuuuuute!
[08:48] ---
    It's not like that, morons!
[08:49] ---
    A college bound boy has no time to
    worry about the problems of others.
[08:52] ---
    Don't you say that.
[08:54] ---
    If you're that distant, she'll cheat
    on you with that cute junior high boy.
[08:57] ---
    Yeah, he's right!
[08:59] ---
    That's ridiculous.
[09:01] ---
    I see...So Otani has cram
    school even on Sundays.
[09:05] ---
    Thank you so much for coming.
[09:09] ---
    Keep at it.
[09:10] ---
    See ya, Risa.
[09:15] ---
    I don't have work next week, so I
    was hoping we'd get to hang out...
[09:19] ---
    Well, he's studying for college.
[09:21] ---
    Guess it can't be helped.
SIGN    Gloom
[09:29] ---
    What is with this gloomy atmosphere of gloom?
[09:32] ---
    Who died?
[09:34] ---
    Shut up, jackass.
[09:35] ---
    Don't talk to me when I'm busy.
[09:38] ---
    Risa, over here.
[09:40] ---
    What's up?
[09:41] ---
    Well, he scored really low
    on his last practice test.
[09:44] ---
    The teacher says he got
    C's in all the subjects.
[09:47] ---
    Is that a bad thing?
[09:48] ---
    Of course it's bad.
[09:49] ---
    DEAR GOD, WHY?!
[09:53] ---
    I've sacrificed sleep to study...
[09:57] ---
    So why?
[09:58] ---
    Well, no one would expect your
    grades to shoot up overnight.
[10:03] ---
    You've still got lots of
    time left. Don't wor--
[10:06] ---
    This isn't your problem.
[10:08] ---
    I'm just worried about you!
[10:10] ---
    If you push yourself too
    hard you'll fall apart.
[10:12] ---
    Shut up and leave me alone!
[10:14] ---
    Wh-what's your problem? You're
    supposed to be easygoing.
[10:16] ---
    Don't tell me what I'm "supposed" to be!
[10:18] ---
    Stop talking like you know what's best!
[10:22] ---
    Oh fine. Just do whatever you want.
[10:24] ---
    I didn't need your permission for that!
[10:34] ---
    What the hell?!
[10:35] ---
    Why?!
[10:36] ---
    What'm I, chopped liver?!
[10:37] ---
    I realize he's stressed out, but
    he could still be a little nicer...
[10:43] ---
    Koizumi!
[10:45] ---
    Oh, Kohori.
[10:47] ---
    Yay! We get to work together today!
[10:52] ---
    What's that?!
[10:53] ---
    How'd that happen?!
SIGN    drip, drip, drip
[10:55] ---
    Oh, I cut it when I was
    using the knife earlier.
[10:58] ---
    I guess I should do something about it...
[11:07] ---
    There.
[11:11] ---
    Thank you so much.
[11:12] ---
    I was always cutting my
    fingers breaking glasses,
[11:15] ---
    so Matsubara put me in charge
    of the first aid kit.
[11:18] ---
    At first she'd help me out,
    but it happened so often,
[11:21] ---
    the old bag made me take care of it myself.
[11:24] ---
    If she heard you say "old
    bag," you're in for it.
[11:27] ---
    Oh, crap!
[11:28] ---
    She's not here, right?
[11:31] ---
    You sure are a fun person, Koizumi.
[11:34] ---
    You're funny, nice, and
    you're just a great person!
[11:39] ---
    Well, well, ya don't say...
[11:40] ---
    I do say! I've been working
    here for half a year.
[11:44] ---
    But I've never met anyone like you.
[11:47] ---
    You're pretty famous even
    with the kitchen staff.
[11:50] ---
    They can always hear your voice.
[11:52] ---
    Like, "Oops!" or "Sorry about that!"
[11:55] ---
    But that's horrible!
[11:56] ---
    The old bag Matsubara also
    complained that I was too noisy!
[11:59] ---
    ...And I called her "old bag" again.
[12:01] ---
    Oh, crap!
[12:02] ---
    She's not here, right? She's not here, right?
[12:06] ---
    So freaking funny! My abs hurt!
[12:15] ---
    Ah, for some reason I feel much better.
SIGN    Minami Education Center
[12:21] ---
    The weather forecast was right for once.
[12:24] ---
    Good thing I brought my umbrella...
[12:30] ---
    You've still got plenty of
    time - don't stress over it.
[12:33] ---
    This way I can at least walk
    part of the way home with you.
[12:38] ---
    That girl...probably
    didn't bring an umbrella.
SIGN    Takeout Menu. Anything with the "ok" mark is available for takeout.
[12:51] ---
    Ms. Matsubara, are all of these
    items available for takeout?
[12:54] ---
    That's correct.
[12:55] ---
    And I will not release you tonight until
    you have memorized that entire menu.
[12:59] ---
    Wellll, staring at letters all
    day sure makes my eyes droopy...
[13:03] ---
    It's because you don't have the menu
    memorized that you keep messing up orders!
[13:07] ---
    I've got the Dancer Series down pat!
[13:08] ---
    We only have two drinks in that
    series so that comes as no surprise.
[13:12] ---
    Fiiiiine.
[13:15] ---
    I see...I could take something home...
[13:22] ---
    Maybe I should buy Otani
    something for a midnight snack.
[13:28] ---
    See ya later!
[13:29] ---
    Good work.
[13:31] ---
    Won't make no change...
[13:45] ---
    Koizumi?
[13:47] ---
    Why is she sleeping here?
[13:50] ---
    Koizumi? Koizumi?
[13:53] ---
    Hellooooo?
[14:27] ---
    If I bring him a snack,
    he'll probably be surprised.
[14:31] ---
    Otani...
SIGN    Eh?
[14:45] ---
    Umm...
[14:49] ---
    Well, s-s-s-s-sorry!
[14:51] ---
    I was j-j-j-just k-kiss...
[14:55] ---
    Er, no, I wasn't kissing...
[14:57] ---
    You see! The thing is, I was...
[14:59] ---
    Umm...
[15:23] ---
    Otani! Wait up!
[15:25] ---
    It's not what you think, Otani...hear me out!
[15:28] ---
    Is that the boy Nobuko was talking about?
[15:34] ---
    Shorty fetish.
[15:37] ---
    YOU'RE WRONG!
SIGN    Level III Math
[15:52] ---
    Listen, Otani...
[15:54] ---
    I'm busy studying.
[15:55] ---
    Please be quiet.
[15:57] ---
    Good morning. What's up?
[15:59] ---
    She cheated on me with the shorty at work.
[16:03] ---
    I told you, you're wrong!
[16:04] ---
    How can I be wrong?!
[16:05] ---
    I totally saw you guys
    kissing with my own eyes!
[16:08] ---
    - But...
    - WHAAAAT??
[16:09] ---
    But that wasn't...!
[16:10] ---
    I had no idea...
[16:12] ---
    It was my tiny body you
    were after the whole time.
[16:16] ---
    Any small guy would've done
    the job, you pedophile!
[16:19] ---
    As if!
[16:20] ---
    What girl would fall in love
    with a short guy by CHOICE?!
[16:23] ---
    It looks so stupid!
[16:24] ---
    It looks stupid?
[16:25] ---
    You think we look stupid together?!
[16:27] ---
    - Of course we do!
[16:27] ---
    - I can't believe it...
[16:28] ---
    - If you think being little
    is your charm point,
[16:29] ---
    I know he's been too busy to
    give her much attention, but...
[16:30] ---
    - you're sadly mistaken!
[16:31] ---
    - You really think so, you moron?!
[16:32] ---
    But I never thought she'd
    actually cheat on him...
[16:34] ---
    I didn't!
[16:35] ---
    I thought you were better than that, Risa!
[16:38] ---
    My dreams are shattered.
[16:39] ---
    Pedophile!
[16:39] ---
    LISTEN to me, guys!
[16:45] ---
    You were asleep?
[16:47] ---
    So I really didn't do anything.
[16:50] ---
    You may have not done anything,
    but what about the other guy?
[16:54] ---
    I really don't even know...
[16:57] ---
    Didn't you ask him?
[16:58] ---
    - Not really...
    - Ask him!
[17:00] ---
    But my shift was almost over...
[17:03] ---
    and we'd get yelled at if
    we were caught talking.
[17:07] ---
    This is stupid.
[17:09] ---
    Wait up. I'm telling the truth.
[17:11] ---
    I'd never cheat on you.
[17:15] ---
    So I can trust you?
[17:16] ---
    Of course you can!
[17:18] ---
    Then deliver that shorty a message.
[17:19] ---
    What should I say?
[17:21] ---
    "Next time you lay a finger on Koizumi,
[17:23] ---
    I'll break your nose into a new shape."
[17:27] ---
    I don't like the nose breaking idea...
[17:29] ---
    But I'm serious. I'd
    seriously break his nose.
[17:32] ---
    If I'd known what was going on back then,
    I'd have given him some serious slapping.
[17:35] ---
    This may sound weird, but I'm kind
    of flattered that he's so angry.
[17:41] ---
    This is no laughing matter, moron.
[17:45] ---
    I'm so sorry about last night!
[17:47] ---
    I don't know what possessed me...
[17:49] ---
    I mean, by the time I
    realized what I was doing...
[17:51] ---
    I was doing...
[17:55] ---
    That boy is your boyfriend, right?
[17:57] ---
    I really am sorry!
SIGN    No smoking in this building. -Management
[17:59] ---
    Kohori...
[18:02] ---
    It's no problem at all, man.
[18:05] ---
    You're not mad at me?
[18:07] ---
    I'm not really mad at you.
[18:09] ---
    I was asleep and don't
    really remember it anyway.
[18:11] ---
    What a relief.
[18:14] ---
    Umm...
[18:15] ---
    What is it?
[18:18] ---
    Are you free this Sunday?
[18:20] ---
    There's a Sea Monk event.
[18:22] ---
    Sea Monk...
[18:27] ---
    What's happening?!
[18:29] ---
    It's a radio event!
[18:30] ---
    And they're hosting a live
    concert only open to 50 couples!
[18:32] ---
    And you won a ticket?!
[18:34] ---
    Yes!
[18:35] ---
    I want you to be my plus-1. Is that okay?
[18:40] ---
    It'll only happen just this once...
[18:41] ---
    And I just really need to go with you!
[18:44] ---
    I promise I won't do anything out of line!
[18:48] ---
    Is this wrong?
[18:50] ---
    Well...
[18:54] ---
    IS this wrong?
[18:57] ---
    It would be wrong of me to go
    with him - no buts about it.
[19:01] ---
    Even though I have no romantic intentions,
[19:04] ---
    he is asking me out after THAT happened...
[19:06] ---
    If I go to a concert alone with him...
[19:08] ---
    there'll be no sweet-talking
    myself out of this one.
[19:13] ---
    Stop it, stop it...
[19:16] ---
    Stopitstopitstopitstopitstopit!
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    Was it wrong of me to ask?
SIGN    cry.
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    I'll go.
[19:33] ---
    Yahoo!
[19:34] ---
    Yahoo! Yahoo!
[19:36] ---
    I'm such a moron!
[19:38] ---
    I couldn't turn him down!
[19:41] ---
    But this really isn't cheating.
[19:43] ---
    I'm just going to a concert.
[19:46] ---
    I'll just sneak over there, then sneak home.
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    Thank you, baby!
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    Let's meet up again next year at Shiro Hall!
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    Bye-bye!
[20:03] ---
    And that concludes our special
    broadcast of the Sea Monk concert.
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    She'll be freaking ecstatic
    when she comes home from work.
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    It's a limited edition live recording!
[20:13] ---
    A once in a lifetime treasure!
[20:15] ---
    That was freaking sick!
[20:17] ---
    That's the first time I saw Sea
    Monk in such a small space!
[20:19] ---
    Me too, me too!
[20:21] ---
    Thanks!
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    I'm so grateful you brought me along.
[20:25] ---
    I'm so happy I asked you!
    I'm the happiest man alive!
[20:30] ---
    That's an overstatement.
[20:34] ---
    Koizumi...
[20:43] ---
    Umm....I...
[20:46] ---
    I think I'm in...
[20:58] ---
    PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!
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    What're ya doing?
[21:01] ---
    Er... Um...
[21:05] ---
    Otani...
[21:07] ---
    Don't laugh! I'm asking, what are you doing?
[21:16] ---
    It's not what you think!
[21:17] ---
    I forced her to come to a
    Sea Monk concert with me!
[21:20] ---
    Koizumi is not at fault!
[21:23] ---
    Kohori...
[21:25] ---
    So you went to a concert. With HIM.
[21:28] ---
    N-no! I just wanted to go to the concert.
[21:31] ---
    It's my fault.
[21:32] ---
    So please, if you need to break
    a nose, make it my nose...
[21:39] ---
    Otani?
[21:40] ---
    Bite me. Have a nice life.
[21:44] ---
    This is stupid.
[21:46] ---
    We're breaking up.
[21:47] ---
    I can't be with someone like you anymore!
[21:59] ---
    Otani...
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    The setting sun hurries for the distant sky
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    It pauses for a moment and
    shows me pastel colored dreams
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Alone, I cannot shine. Neither can I be hurt.
[22:25] [SONG] ---
    I realize that love is something
    that must be shared.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you with me?
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you laughing with me?
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Always and forever, I want to stay like this.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    In the moment my heart begins to dance,
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Echoing voices embrace us.
[23:04] [SONG] ---
    The pounding of your heart
    reaches my fingertips.
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    And it is so warm; unbelievably warm.
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    Please don't say we're breaking up.
[23:27] ---
    Go have fun with that shorty.
[23:29] ---
    "Shorty"? But I think you're shorter.
[23:31] ---
    Keep your mouth shut!
[23:32] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:34] ---
    Next episode, "To Each Their Own!!
    Everyone Has Their Own Passion.".
SIGN    "To Each Their Own!! Everyone Has Their Own Passion."
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    Don't miss it!