E10 - A Fight with the Ex?! Operation Get the Milk!

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[00:08] [SONG] ---
    When you asked me how I felt about you
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I said, "You're okay, I guess."
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Wait, are you crying?
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Oh!
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Now I think you might be cute.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Then you tried to run away
    so I grabbed your hand.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    And something deep within
    my heart began to dance.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a textbook for romance.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    There are just too many
    problems I don't understand.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a teacher for romance.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    If I add You + Me
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Will the answer be "Love"?
[01:17] ---
    Otani...
[01:21] ---
    Sorry.
[01:22] ---
    But I can't just forget
    everything that happened.
[01:25] ---
    So forget I said THAT.
[01:28] ---
    I really do like you, Otani.
[01:31] ---
    At least remember that.
[01:42] ---
    ...Okay.
[01:53] ---
    I like who I like.
[01:55] ---
    You got a problem with that?
SIGN    "Face Off Against The Ex?! Operation Breast Exposure!!"
[02:10] ---
    What's up with this? I'm
    falling out of the picture!
[02:13] ---
    Yeah, you look freaking lame.
[02:15] ---
    Please, Mrs. Sea Monk, take better pictures!
[02:18] ---
    Look at this one. You look
    really ugly in this one.
[02:21] ---
    What? There's more?
[02:25] ---
    What the hell is this!
[02:27] ---
    Give it back!
[02:28] ---
    Why should I? I took this with MY camera.
[02:31] ---
    I don't trust you with that
    picture in your possession!
[02:34] ---
    Maybe I should print out copies and paste
    them on the walls of the school hallway.
[02:37] ---
    I'm seriously slapping you!
[02:39] ---
    Is that the way you treat a guy you like?
[02:43] ---
    How can you say something like that?
[02:45] ---
    If you think about it, you're at fault
    for being mean in the first place!
[02:48] ---
    I'm TOTALLY gonna make copies!
[02:50] ---
    I'm gonna make, like, 100 copies and pass
    them out to people at the train station!
[02:54] ---
    I'm TOTALLY slapping you now!
[02:55] ---
    C'mon. Gimme your best shot.
[02:58] ---
    I've got the original data right here, buddy.
[03:00] ---
    Looks back to normal to me.
[03:01] ---
    TOO normal.
[03:04] ---
    Ah, crap.
[03:05] ---
    Otani has my largest weakness
    in the palm of his hand!
[03:08] ---
    Makes my stomach churn.
[03:09] ---
    Don't waste your time churning!
[03:11] ---
    You wanted to make Otani
    regret rejecting you, right?
[03:14] ---
    I know it's easy to think
    about it or speak about it...
[03:19] ---
    Shut up!
[03:20] ---
    And stop making that ugly face!
[03:21] ---
    Try remembering why he rejected you.
[03:24] ---
    Because he only saw you as
    a comedy partner, remember?
[03:27] ---
    Well, I guess so...
[03:29] ---
    Right?
[03:30] ---
    Then you need to STOP being
    a comedian like before!
[03:33] ---
    Unleash your femininity!
[03:34] ---
    My femininity?
[03:35] ---
    That's right.
[03:36] ---
    March forward with your breasts exposed!
[03:37] ---
    I can't do that!
[03:38] ---
    Yes you can, run a lap bare-breasted!
[03:39] ---
    I'll get arrested!
[03:40] ---
    You gotta show him what you're made of!
[03:44] ---
    Ohhhh?
[03:47] ---
    What's going on?
[03:48] ---
    Expose my breasts to show
    him what I'm made of?
[03:56] ---
    It's almost Christmas.
[04:00] ---
    My, how the year passes us by...
[04:03] ---
    You sound like my Grandma.
[04:05] ---
    That reminds me...
[04:08] ---
    Last year on Christmas,
[04:10] ---
    he broke his promise with his
    ex to spend the evening with me.
[04:15] ---
    She sure was cute.
[04:19] ---
    Hey, Otani?
[04:21] ---
    What kind of relationship
    did you and Kanzaki have?
[04:24] ---
    Where'd that come from?!
[04:25] ---
    I'm just curious.
[04:27] ---
    It was average.
[04:29] ---
    "Average," eh?
[04:30] ---
    What're ya saying?
[04:31] ---
    Nothin'.
[04:32] ---
    But I guess you guys weren't a comedy duo.
[04:43] ---
    Otani's former girlfriend...
[04:45] ---
    The girl Otani used to like...
[04:49] ---
    For Otani to like me in that way...
[04:53] ---
    What would I have to do?
SIGN    WacDonald's drive through
[04:59] ---
    What do you think I should
    give Darling for Christmas?
[05:02] ---
    Are you giving Suzuki something this year?
[05:04] ---
    Umm, I'm making him a sweater this year.
[05:10] ---
    Umm....
[05:12] ---
    It's okay, don't mind me.
[05:17] ---
    Risa, you don't have plans
    this Christmas, right?
[05:21] ---
    'Course not.
[05:22] ---
    Why not spend it with Otani?
[05:24] ---
    Tell him, "I wanna spend
    this special day together."
[05:25] ---
    Yes, yes.
[05:26] ---
    But he rejected me! I can't put
    myself out there - it's awkward.
[05:30] ---
    He already knows you like him,
[05:32] ---
    so I don't see how things
    can get any more awkward.
[05:35] ---
    I really do like you, Otani.
[05:38] ---
    At least remember that.
[05:41] ---
    That's a memory I didn't
    want in my head right now!
[05:42] ---
    Ahh, this's so embarrassing I could die!
[05:44] ---
    How could I have been so bold?
[05:45] ---
    What?
[05:46] ---
    Don't ask!
[05:47] ---
    Don't worry, don't worry.
[05:49] ---
    Romance is an embarrassing thing.
[05:51] ---
    Everyone battles against embarrassment
    as they fall in love.
[05:54] ---
    Nobuko, how did you and Nakao get together?
[05:57] ---
    Me?
[05:59] ---
    It happened on a cold,
    rainy winter's night...
[06:10] ---
    That's their boss, Nakao.
[06:12] ---
    I hear he sent 20 other
    punks to the hospital.
[06:16] ---
    Oooooh, how scary!
SIGN    Stray cat, someone please give him a home.
[06:36] ---
    I'm sorry.
[06:37] ---
    I live in an apartment, so I can't take you.
[06:44] ---
    You really do like milk, don't ya, buddy.
[06:52] ---
    Then, one day,
[06:53] ---
    a bunch of rough punks had me
    surrounded, and the gang boss...
[06:56] ---
    That's enough.
[06:57] ---
    I put a love letter in his shoe box.
[06:59] ---
    That's enough!
[07:00] ---
    Just kidding.
[07:01] ---
    In our third year of middle
    school, we met at cram school.
[07:04] ---
    Cram school?
[07:05] ---
    So I was like, "I'd sure like to
    have a boyfriend like you, Nakao."
[07:08] ---
    Then he was like, "I'd like to have
    a girlfriend like you, Nobuko."
[07:12] ---
    Then we were like, "Wanna go out?"
[07:13] ---
    The rest is history.
[07:15] ---
    There was no drama whatsoever.
[07:16] ---
    But it's better that way! I hate drama.
[07:20] ---
    The guy you like likes you back...
[07:22] ---
    That's wonderful enough as it is.
[07:24] ---
    It's practically a miracle.
[07:26] ---
    Risa...
[07:27] ---
    Risa...
[07:28] ---
    Chiharu, you're the same!
[07:29] ---
    Yes?
[07:30] ---
    Without any drama, you and Suzuki
    miraculously wound up together.
[07:35] ---
    You should be thanking God every
    day for your good fortune.
[07:41] ---
    B-b-but I'm the only....damn it...why...
[07:45] ---
    Woah, is there alcohol in her drink?!
[07:47] ---
    D-don't worry, Risa, he didn't
    say he DOESN'T like you.
[07:51] ---
    She's right, Risa, hang in there!
[07:54] ---
    But! I just can't expose my breasts.
[07:57] ---
    Moron!
[07:58] ---
    Who told you to literally expose them?
[08:00] ---
    I meant to metaphorically
    expose your breasts!
[08:02] ---
    My metaphoric breasts?
[08:04] ---
    That's right!
[08:05] ---
    The metaphoric boobs sleeping
    deep within your bosom...
[08:08] ---
    Mine aren't as big as yours, Nouko...
[08:10] ---
    Size got nothin' to do with it!
[08:11] ---
    - Just shove 'em in his face! Shove 'em!
[08:12] ---
    - Nobuko, you shouldn't say that so loudly...
[08:14] ---
    You can do it if you try!
[08:17] ---
    She's right.
[08:18] ---
    You're really pretty, Risa!
[08:21] ---
    I'm pretty?
[08:22] ---
    Just unleash a LITTLE bit of your femininity,
[08:24] ---
    and Otani will fall like a brick!
[08:26] ---
    But...I'm a giantess.
[08:28] ---
    Or you're "tall like a model"!
    It's all perspective!
[08:31] ---
    I agree.
[08:36] ---
    Keep at it!
[08:41] ---
    Believe in a miracle!
[08:45] ---
    Believe in...a miracle?
[08:55] ---
    So that Otani might develop
    feelings for me someday...
[09:00] ---
    Okay! I'm gonna keep at it!
[09:02] ---
    I commence operations at Christmas!
[09:05] ---
    Yeah!
[09:06] ---
    Step One: buy him a Christmas present!
[09:09] ---
    Yeah!
[09:09] ---
    The boobs are coming out!
[09:11] ---
    Yeah...
[09:19] ---
    Otani, dearrrr.
[09:21] ---
    Do you have any plans on Christmas?
[09:26] ---
    Creeper!
[09:27] ---
    Why'm I a creeper?!
[09:28] ---
    Here I am trying to shove my
    metaphoric breasts in your f--
[09:36] ---
    Breasts?
[09:37] ---
    Um, well, are you free on Christmas?
[09:40] ---
    Christmas? Nope.
[09:45] ---
    It's over.
[09:46] ---
    Why?
[09:47] ---
    Why, you ask? Why're you busy?
[09:51] ---
    There's a Christmas party with
    my Jr. high basketball buddies.
[09:54] ---
    Oh...
[09:57] ---
    Is that the one Kanzaki invited you
    to last year, but you didn't go?
[10:01] ---
    Ah, yeah. Wow, you've got a good memory.
[10:03] ---
    How could I have forgotten that?
[10:06] ---
    Um, is Kanzaki going to that party, too?
[10:11] ---
    Well, I'm not sure...
[10:13] ---
    She probably will. She was
    the manager, after all.
[10:18] ---
    Damn, you make the most disgusting faces!
[10:21] ---
    What's your problem?!
[10:22] ---
    Nooooothin'.
[10:24] ---
    Listen, as I've said before,
[10:26] ---
    there's nothing between
    me and that chick anymore.
[10:29] ---
    "That chick"?
[10:30] ---
    He called her "that chick"
[10:32] ---
    Ahhhh! Madam, did you hear the news?
[10:35] ---
    He said there was nothing
    between him and "that chick".
[10:36] ---
    Isn't he such a COOL badass?
[10:39] ---
    WHAT is your problem!
[10:41] ---
    Nothing...
[10:44] ---
    Last year, he came to me instead.
[10:51] ---
    I promised you first, Koizumi.
[10:54] ---
    ...Even so, it was because
    of the Sea Monk concert.
[10:57] ---
    It wasn't like he chose to be with
    me over her because he likes me.
[11:01] ---
    I know that.
[11:02] ---
    I know that, but I was still happy.
[11:05] ---
    But now, without a Sea Monk ticket,
[11:08] ---
    all I am is a rejected giant.
[11:10] ---
    Oh, fine.
[11:11] ---
    He can go have a Merry Christmas
    with "that chick" this year.
[11:15] ---
    And if it results in getting
    back together with her,
[11:18] ---
    this giantess will be
    in no place to complain.
[11:22] ---
    Koizumi?
[11:27] ---
    Whazzup.
[11:28] ---
    You wanna come to the Christmas Party?
[11:31] ---
    What're you saying?
[11:33] ---
    I didn't go to your Jr. High.
[11:36] ---
    But we're allowed to bring guests.
[11:39] ---
    It may be called a "party,"
[11:40] ---
    but it's just gonna be a bunch of people
    playing basketball and goofing off.
[11:41] ---
    The more the merrier.
[11:44] ---
    Nakao's bringing his girlfriend, too.
[11:46] ---
    What? No one told me that.
[11:48] ---
    That's why I suggested we
    spend the Eve together.
[11:51] ---
    That way we can spend
    Christmas Day at the party.
[11:52] ---
    Ohhh. I like that idea.
[11:55] ---
    Right?
[11:56] ---
    So?
[11:57] ---
    You're free anyway, right?
[12:04] ---
    I am free!
[12:12] ---
    I ordered us a cake.
[12:14] ---
    But we can't eat it in the
    gym - we'll get in trouble.
[12:16] ---
    We'll be fine.
[12:18] ---
    Risa, Risa, time for your Christmas Attack!
[12:21] ---
    Close in on him with your boobs!
[12:25] ---
    Boobies!
[12:26] ---
    Boobies!
[12:27] ---
    Okay! Exes and anyone else, outta my way!
[12:33] ---
    I'm gonna shove my boobs in Otani's
    face and make him fall for me!
[12:38] ---
    Merry Christmas!
[12:41] ---
    It's Otani and Nakao!
[12:43] ---
    Merry Christmas!
[12:45] ---
    Otani, you're tiny as ever.
[12:48] ---
    You're getting slapped!
[12:50] ---
    I guess his ex isn't here yet.
[12:52] ---
    Otani, sucks for you!
[12:54] ---
    Kanzaki can't make it today.
[13:01] ---
    Did you guys get back together again?
[13:03] ---
    Nothing happened, guys.
[13:05] ---
    You're acting so weird.
[13:09] ---
    And you too! Your dazed
    smile is creeping me out!
[13:13] ---
    She's not coming!
[13:15] ---
    'Ello, 'ello?
[13:18] ---
    Is this Otani's new girlfriend?
[13:20] ---
    Seriously?
[13:21] ---
    Er, um...
[13:23] ---
    She's just a giantess from my class.
[13:25] ---
    So she's not his girlfriend.
[13:27] ---
    Seems that way.
[13:31] ---
    That hurt!
[13:33] ---
    Isn't there some other way
    you could've introduced me?
[13:35] ---
    You know, like, say something nice?
[13:37] ---
    I didn't say anything wrong!
[13:40] ---
    It was wrong on so many levels!
[13:45] ---
    You're not exposing your boobs -
    you're exposing your butt crack!
[13:48] ---
    Yeah, well...
[13:50] ---
    This doesn't seem like much
    of a Christmas party anyway.
[13:53] ---
    There's gonna be a cake later, I hear.
[13:55] ---
    Oh, yay.
[13:57] ---
    We're taking a little break.
[13:59] ---
    Sweat never seems to suit you, Darling.
[14:02] ---
    Nobuko, why don't you girls join in?
[14:05] ---
    I didn't bring shoes for it.
[14:06] ---
    I don't know how to play basketball.
[14:09] ---
    So why couldn't Kanzaki come?
[14:12] ---
    She suddenly had something she needed to do.
[14:15] ---
    And here we were, planning on
    getting those two back together.
[14:19] ---
    But she's got a boyfriend, right?
[14:22] ---
    There's a loophole for that!
[14:26] ---
    Woah, that was close!
[14:27] ---
    Otani really liked Kanzaki a lot.
[14:33] ---
    After they broke up, Otani was like a zombie.
[14:36] ---
    He really suffered some major damage.
[14:39] ---
    Yeah, I couldn't stand the sight of him.
[14:41] ---
    You never told me that.
[14:43] ---
    I thought Koizumi would be hurt if she knew.
[14:52] ---
    Risa!
[14:53] ---
    Hey, what were Otani and Kanzaki
    like when they were together?
[14:58] ---
    What were they like?
[15:00] ---
    Well, Otani was head-over-heels,
    for starters.
[15:03] ---
    Even before they were a thing, he
    was too nervous to speak around her.
[15:07] ---
    So we locked them alone in the
    gym closet together, as a joke.
[15:15] ---
    And after they came out, they were a couple.
[15:21] ---
    We have no idea what happened
    in that closet, though...
[15:23] ---
    Gee, I wonder what happened?
[15:25] ---
    Wh-wh-what the hell happened?!
[15:34] ---
    Payback from earlier!
[15:37] ---
    You guys're slacking off way too much!
[15:40] ---
    We're still in the middle of a game.
[15:41] ---
    No one told me that!
[15:43] ---
    You're taking this too seriously!
[15:46] ---
    If he's around a girl he likes,
    he's too nervous to talk...
[15:55] ---
    Risa...
[16:00] ---
    I freaking hate Christmas!!
[16:03] ---
    Hey, don't...what happened to
    your breasts? Your breasts!
[16:05] ---
    I don't care anymore.
[16:10] ---
    What're they doing?
[16:12] ---
    Hey, Otani, are ya interested in her?
[16:15] ---
    Why?
[16:17] ---
    Well, she's the complete
    opposite of your usual type.
[16:21] ---
    But she's fun.
[16:24] ---
    - Your boobs! Your boobs!
[16:25] ---
    - Fun, eh...
[16:27] ---
    I don't think I've ever
    met a girl as fun as her.
[16:30] ---
    Then you must really like her.
[16:33] ---
    Your boobs! Expose them! Expose them, Risa!
[16:37] ---
    Let me gooo!
[16:43] ---
    ...I'm not sure.
[16:48] ---
    So you see, Otani and...
[16:53] ---
    Let's get the others in on this.
[16:55] ---
    Yeah!
[16:56] ---
    Risa, we can't eat in the gym, so
    we're gonna have the cake outside.
[17:01] ---
    Oh, fine.
[17:03] ---
    Ah, but before that, you need
    to put this ball in the closet.
[17:09] ---
    Why do I have to do it?
[17:11] ---
    Never mind why.
[17:16] ---
    Ball.
[17:17] ---
    Oh, toss it.
[17:26] ---
    Hey! I just heard it click.
[17:33] ---
    I can't open it!
[17:34] ---
    You got a text, bro!
SIGN    Nobuko
SIGN    Expose boobs
[17:37] ---
    We'll let you out later. Good luck.
[17:45] ---
    Oh no...
[17:47] ---
    Who was it?
[17:49] ---
    Nobuko.
[17:51] ---
    What did she say?
[17:53] ---
    To expose my boobs...
[17:55] ---
    Woah, keep those creepy things covered!
[17:58] ---
    Ahh, they got us.
[18:02] ---
    Umph.
[18:03] ---
    "Umph"?
[18:05] ---
    Hey, Otani?
[18:07] ---
    When you were locked up with Kanzaki,
    you weren't this calm, were you.
[18:17] ---
    H-h-how do you know about that?
[18:20] ---
    Someone told me.
[18:22] ---
    WHO!
[18:23] ---
    He's getting slapped!
[18:24] ---
    What did you do...
[18:26] ---
    What...what the hell?
[18:28] ---
    Whaaaat diiiid youuuu doooo?
[18:32] ---
    In this small, dark place,
    what did you do to Kanzaki?
[18:36] ---
    I didn't do anything! We just talked!
[18:39] ---
    But you were too nervous to talk
    to her. So what did you talk about?
[18:43] ---
    Th....they told you THAT too??
[18:45] ---
    Damn it! I'm totally slapping th...!
[18:49] ---
    Did you ask her out then?
[18:53] ---
    Well...I guess I did that.
[18:57] ---
    So you liked her that much.
[18:59] ---
    Like I said...!
[19:06] ---
    Like I said...that happened a long time ago.
[19:10] ---
    I know that!
[19:12] ---
    That's not why I'm upset.
[19:22] ---
    Koizumi, you've been crying a lot lately.
[19:25] ---
    AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT!
[19:26] ---
    Me?!
[19:27] ---
    Don't act surprised!
[19:29] ---
    Who else would make me cry?!
[19:31] ---
    I see...
[19:32] ---
    I guess that makes sense.
[19:34] ---
    You're really a moron.
[19:40] ---
    A miracle will never happen to me.
[19:44] ---
    What's this?
[19:46] ---
    A Christmas present.
[19:48] ---
    To me?
[19:50] ---
    I went through a lot of trouble buying it.
[19:52] ---
    And I'd feel awkward taking it back
    home with me, so you can have it.
[20:00] ---
    Oh, gloves!
[20:02] ---
    I've been wanting a pair.
[20:03] ---
    Well, isn't that nice.
[20:05] ---
    But I didn't get you a gift.
[20:08] ---
    I know that. I wasn't expecting one.
[20:12] ---
    It's really that serious?
[20:20] ---
    You're really that serious about me?
[20:27] ---
    Wha?! Why're you saying that?!
[20:30] ---
    But you started it!
[20:32] ---
    Don't you "but" me!
[20:33] ---
    Stop saying stuff that's better not said!
[20:37] ---
    Come on! Let me out, Nobuko!
[20:45] ---
    Why're ya smirking?
[20:47] ---
    I'm not.
[20:49] ---
    You ARE smirking!
[20:50] ---
    Am I?
[20:52] ---
    You think this is funny, don't you.
[20:56] ---
    I'm having fun.
[21:03] ---
    Risa...
[21:04] ---
    What's your problem?! Are
    you a rotten guy after all?
[21:07] ---
    C'est la vie.
[21:11] ---
    Shaddup!
[21:17] ---
    It's Christmas, for Christ's sake!
[21:20] ---
    Would it be too much to
    ask for a miracle today?
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    On the way home from school, alone
    in the park, sitting on our bench,
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    I noticed you were happier than usual
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    So I asked you,
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    "What would you do if the world disappeared?"
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Saying nothing, you squeezed
    my arm in response.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Please, keep looking at me.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    Our lips are too close and
    my heart won't stop pounding.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    No matter what mood you're in,
    I'll accept you for who you are.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    And if your heart ever breaks
    and tears fall down your cheeks,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    I will protect you even if it means
    turning the rest of the world against me.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    I love you
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    I don't need words.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    You will be my last kiss.
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    Now and forever.
[23:21] ---
    Kanzaki broke up with her boyfriend.
[23:23] ---
    Oh, crap! Otani's gonna slip
    back together with his ex!
[23:25] ---
    You really don't have enough adrenaline.
[23:28] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:29] ---
    "Up A Creek Without A Paddle!
    Back Together With The Ex?!"
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[23:32] ---
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