E11 - It's All Doomed! He's Getting Back Together With His Ex!?

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    When you asked me how I felt about you
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I said, "You're okay, I guess."
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Wait, are you crying?
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Oh!
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Now I think you might be cute.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Then you tried to run away
    so I grabbed your hand.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    And something deep within
    my heart began to dance.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a textbook for romance.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    There are just too many
    problems I don't understand.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a teacher for romance.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    If I add You + Me
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Will the answer be "Love"?
[01:28] ---
    Atsushi...
[01:32] ---
    Risa, I didn't realize this until just now,
SIGN    "Up A Creek Without A Paddle! Back Together With The Ex?!"
[01:35] ---
    but, I think about you all the time.
[01:38] ---
    I like you.
[01:41] ---
    MINE AT LAST!
[01:42] ---
    CANE IS MINE, AT LAST!
SIGN    Cane Osugi: "hmhmhm"
[01:48] ---
    Death by heartgasm!
[01:53] ---
    Risa, I'm here to get you.
[01:55] ---
    It's almost time to go to the shrine.
[01:58] ---
    What're you doing?
SIGN    Sumiyoshi Taisha Shrine
[02:18] ---
    What?
[02:21] ---
    It certainly is extra crowded
    here on New Year's Eve.
[02:24] ---
    I wonder where Darling and the boys are?
[02:27] ---
    Status: this year is coming
    to an end without a miracle.
[02:33] ---
    Nobuko!
[02:34] ---
    Darling!
[02:36] ---
    Over here!
[02:39] ---
    Things just don't go perfectly
    like they do in video games.
[02:51] ---
    Hi.
[02:58] ---
    What?
[02:59] ---
    Death by heartgasm.
[03:04] ---
    Otani's got my heart on a string...
[03:07] ---
    And that really pisses me off.
[03:18] ---
    This year for sure, I shall be prosperous!
[03:22] ---
    Grant me with prosperity!
[03:30] ---
    You're funny.
[03:32] ---
    About that, WHY do you
    keep calling me "funny"?!
[03:35] ---
    It's a compliment.
[03:36] ---
    No. I KNOW you're mocking me.
[03:39] ---
    What a noisy person you are...
[03:41] ---
    It's that grin in particular
    that pisses me off...
[03:44] ---
    Ow! That hurts!
[03:46] ---
    We don't know them...
[03:48] ---
    Suzuki...
[03:59] ---
    See? Just look.
[04:00] ---
    They're laughing at you.
[04:03] ---
    I know, I know. I'm just a comedian.
[04:10] ---
    Let's split ways here.
[04:13] ---
    Good idea.
[04:14] ---
    Risa. Come.
[04:21] ---
    Listen, now's where you've gotta work hard.
[04:23] ---
    At what?
[04:24] ---
    At exposing the boobs you
    kept wrapped up at Christmas!
[04:29] ---
    A lady shouldn't say raunchy
    words like "boobs".
[04:33] ---
    What is with that lack of determination?
[04:36] ---
    A maiden's heart is full of ups and downs.
[04:39] ---
    It's New Year's, so you have an
    excuse to be with him ALL NIGHT.
[04:43] ---
    Wha..."All night"? Why
    are you so raunchy today?
[04:46] ---
    Nobuko. Hurry, let's go.
[04:48] ---
    I'm coming.
[04:50] ---
    Okay? You're gonna give it a go!
[04:57] ---
    Bye, Otani.
[04:58] ---
    Otani, make sure you take
    Risa all the way home.
[05:01] ---
    Sure.
[05:01] ---
    Bye-bye.
[05:02] ---
    See you later.
[05:07] ---
    What were you and Nobuko
    talking about just now?
[05:10] ---
    Nooooothin' much.
[05:12] ---
    Oh, really.
[05:17] ---
    What do ya wanna do?
[05:18] ---
    Are you sleepy?
[05:19] ---
    No...
[05:21] ---
    Then let's do something all night.
[05:24] ---
    Wha-wha...
[05:25] ---
    The arcade or karaoke is
    probably open until morning.
[05:27] ---
    It is New Year's, after all.
[05:30] ---
    ...Ah, that makes sense.
[05:33] ---
    Did ya just say something?
[05:34] ---
    I said nothing.
[05:36] ---
    The karaoke place by the train station
    just got in loads of Sea Monk songs.
[05:40] ---
    Really?! Let's go!
[05:42] ---
    Kick ass. It's an all-night karaoke fest.
[05:44] ---
    Yeah!
[05:46] [SONG] ---
    Yeah, I know Hokkaido is cold,
[05:48] [SONG] ---
    But worrying about it won't make no change
[05:50] [SONG] ---
    Got my bride and my son
    on the same cell phone.
[05:52] [SONG] ---
    "Family Plan" - I've got it made.
[05:55] [SONG] ---
    There be waves comin', but the ship sails on
[05:58] [SONG] ---
    This shit is sick - I'm takin'
    an expensive dog on a walk.
[06:01] [SONG] ---
    We walkin' under platinum shade.
[06:04] ---
    ...You're not determined enough!
[06:06] ---
    This has to be the stupidest
    "update" I could've heard!
[06:10] ---
    "We sang karaoke all night"?! What the heck!
[06:13] ---
    But, you know...
[06:15] ---
    Or is it something else?
[06:16] ---
    Are you still worried about Kanzaki?
[06:19] ---
    Of course I am.
[06:21] ---
    She's really pretty.
[06:23] ---
    And it just doesn't feel like
    Otani will ever fall for me.
[06:27] ---
    I wholeheartedly disagree!
[06:29] ---
    But he's already rejected me once.
[06:32] ---
    Didn't you decide to keep trying anyway?
[06:35] ---
    His ex is just that: his EX.
[06:37] ---
    You have plenty of good points
    she doesn't have, Risa!
[06:39] ---
    Like what?
[06:49] ---
    You think this is funny?!
[06:51] ---
    You're funny!
[06:52] ---
    You're funny and she's not!
[06:54] ---
    I'm funny?
[06:55] ---
    You know, Otani said you were funny, right?
[06:58] ---
    Why not try that approach? Win
    his heart through his funny bone!
[07:03] ---
    I see...Be funny...
[07:06] ---
    Make him laugh...then love!
[07:10] ---
    Good morning.
[07:13] ---
    Otani, dearrrrr!
[07:16] ---
    Good. Mor. Ning.
[07:20] ---
    What the hell?!
[07:21] ---
    Where're you - why're you here?!
[07:23] ---
    That's not the way to react.
[07:25] ---
    - How about a sigh? A sighhhh?
[07:27] ---
    - Stay back!
[07:29] ---
    - I don't want your stupidity
    to rub off on me!
[07:29] ---
    Risa sure is simpleminded...
[07:31] ---
    Lively even on her first day back.
[07:34] ---
    Any progress on Otani's end?
[07:38] ---
    Did he mention Risa at all?
[07:40] ---
    No, not really. Ah!
[07:44] ---
    ....No, not really.
[07:47] ---
    Darling, what was that "ah!" for?
[07:51] ---
    So you third year students are about
    to take your college entrance exams.
[08:02] ---
    - This is completely no good.
[08:04] ---
    - Make sure you stay in good health
[08:04] ---
    - How can I make things more
    lovey-dovey between us?
[08:05] ---
    - and keep up your diligent efforts...
[08:09] ---
    And for that matter, what would
    we BE like if we were lovey-dovey?
[08:14] ---
    Stupid.
[08:16] ---
    Aww!
[08:18] ---
    Gross! That'd happen NEVER.
[08:22] ---
    ...And that reminds me of when I was
    once a student many years ago...
[08:29] ---
    I told you not to yell.
[08:31] ---
    But you just told me Kanzaki and
    the "Giant Stallion" broke up!
[08:36] ---
    But Nakao never seems to
    be a reliable news source.
[08:39] ---
    No, it's different. This
    time I know it's for good.
[08:42] ---
    He ran into Kanzaki the other day
    and he heard from the horse's mouth.
[08:46] ---
    F-for real?
[08:48] ---
    She didn't tell him why they'd broken up,
[08:51] ---
    but we know it happened
    just before Christmas.
[08:53] ---
    THAT'S why she didn't come
    to the Christmas party...
[08:57] ---
    Does Otani know?
[08:59] ---
    Nope.
[09:00] ---
    Nakao didn't tell him - said
    he didn't want to confuse him.
[09:04] ---
    I see...
[09:05] ---
    I mean, the last time all it took was
    Kanzaki saying she wanted to talk...
[09:09] ---
    and he was SUPER confused.
[09:11] ---
    Y-yeah, he was...
[09:13] ---
    If she were to approach
    him with a wounded heart
[09:16] ---
    And Otani said something even
    slightly soothing to her...
[09:21] ---
    Death by heartgasm...
[09:22] ---
    And she said something sweet back...
[09:24] ---
    Death by heartgasm!
[09:26] ---
    Wait, wasn't it YOU who told me
    earlier that an ex was just an ex?!
[09:30] ---
    ...The situation has changed.
[09:40] ---
    Anyway, we have to do what
    it takes to keep Otani...
[09:42] ---
    from knowing that Kanzaki
    is freshly broken up.
[09:45] ---
    Yes!
[09:46] ---
    Which means Kanzaki is never to
    come up in conversation around him.
[09:49] ---
    Yes! Yes!
[09:50] ---
    And we must also fimd a system which
    prevents her from seeing him...
[09:55] ---
    We must...
[10:02] ---
    Hello.
[10:08] ---
    Hello.
[10:09] ---
    It's her!
[10:13] ---
    Oops!
[10:17] ---
    Did you come here to see Otani?
[10:20] ---
    Yes. Did he go home already?
[10:22] ---
    Yes, he went home already!
[10:24] ---
    I'm sooooo sorry.
[10:27] ---
    But he just went to the faculty
    lounge and he's coming right back.
[10:30] ---
    But we can't let him see her!
[10:32] ---
    Ah, that's right...
[10:34] ---
    I see.
[10:36] ---
    So he already went home...
[10:39] ---
    What is this overwhelming
    sense of guilt I feel?
[10:42] ---
    My heart...my heart is aching...
[10:45] ---
    Oh, did you girls come to the
    basketball Christmas party?
[10:51] ---
    Yeah!
[10:52] ---
    I thought so!
[10:53] ---
    I heard that lots of Atsushi's
    friends showed up,
[10:56] ---
    so I figured you might have been there.
[10:59] ---
    "Atsushi," eh...
[11:01] ---
    Actually, I hear they're all going
    to get together this Sunday to play.
[11:06] ---
    I'd love to have you girls there.
[11:08] ---
    Will you be there, Kanzaki?
[11:11] ---
    Yes.
[11:13] ---
    I'm in the mood to have fun
    with a crowd of people...
[11:18] ---
    Tug!
[11:19] ---
    That seriously tugged at my heartstrings.
[11:20] ---
    This's bad, man...
[11:24] ---
    So I guess it's true she's single now.
[11:29] ---
    Well, would you tell Atsushi
    about Sunday for me?
[11:33] ---
    Sure
[11:34] ---
    Thank you.
[11:36] ---
    Well, bye!
[11:38] ---
    She sure is cute.
[11:40] ---
    That's for sure...
[11:42] ---
    Hey, don't marvel over her cuteness!
[11:44] ---
    We just agreed to put her
    and Otani in a gym together!
[11:49] ---
    C...crap, you're right!
[11:50] ---
    NOW what'll we do?
[11:52] ---
    Sorry I'm laaaate!
[11:54] ---
    Yaaaaay.
[12:09] ---
    What's with you guys?
[12:13] ---
    Atsushi, dear...
[12:17] ---
    Someone! Someone save me! Please!
[12:19] ---
    How rude!
[12:22] ---
    Yeah, I know, comedy's all I'm good for.
[12:25] ---
    Who were you imitating back there?
[12:26] ---
    I was imitating Kanzaki.
[12:30] ---
    I just talked to her.
[12:32] ---
    She said the gang is
    playing basketball again.
[12:34] ---
    Yeah. Nakao told me.
[12:37] ---
    Risa!
[12:39] ---
    If Kanzaki came all the way to our school...
[12:41] ---
    knowing full well Nakao already told him...
[12:43] ---
    that means she came there JUST to see Otani!
[12:48] ---
    Koizumi, Nobuko, you're coming too, right?
[12:52] ---
    Yes, we are!
[12:54] ---
    Because! If Otani is there,
    you'll wonder what he's up to.
[12:57] ---
    Well...maybe, but...
[13:00] ---
    What if she puts on this face and says,
[13:01] ---
    "My boyfriend dumped me and I'm all alone..."
[13:04] ---
    Mark my words!
[13:06] ---
    Any red-blooded male will feel
    like doing SOMETHING about it.
[13:09] ---
    Oh, crap!
[13:10] ---
    What're you girls whispering about now?
[13:13] ---
    It can't happen!
[13:16] ---
    I might really be in trouble this time!
[13:18] ---
    I need to do something!
[13:28] ---
    'Ssup!
[13:30] ---
    Oh, there he is!
[13:34] ---
    Hey, there, we've been
    waiting for ya, Otani, dear.
[13:38] ---
    What's up...?
[13:41] ---
    These guys!
[13:42] ---
    You're right. These guys are trying to
    get Otani and Kanzaki back together.
[13:48] ---
    I'm sure everyone knows
    Kanzaki is single by now.
[13:52] ---
    Risa!
[13:54] ---
    Kanzaki is already here!
[14:03] ---
    Wh-what should I do?
[14:05] ---
    She's got the emo aura going already!
[14:07] ---
    Oh crap. Her posture screams, "I need a hug!"
[14:11] ---
    What's up with you guys?
[14:12] ---
    What're ya doing?
[14:13] ---
    Nothin', man.
[14:15] ---
    Risa! You gotta distract Otani before
    he gets sucked into her emo aura!
[14:19] ---
    Distract him?
[14:21] ---
    I don't care how - just stop those
    two from having a conversation!
[14:24] ---
    What's your deal, guys? Why're ya...
[14:29] ---
    That HURT!
[14:34] ---
    What was that for?!
[14:36] ---
    It was an act of chaos.
[14:37] ---
    You bitch! You're totally getting slapped!
[14:41] ---
    Jeez.
[14:42] ---
    Otani!
[14:48] ---
    W-will you teach me to play?
[14:52] ---
    Why're ya interested all of a sudden?
[14:54] ---
    Otani, dear. Check it out.
[14:58] ---
    Don't you see Kanzaki?
[14:59] ---
    Doesn't she look kinda sad to you?
[15:04] ---
    You should go talk to her.
[15:06] ---
    What's wrong? Did something happen to her?
[15:09] ---
    Why don't'cha ask her?
[15:21] ---
    Otani!
[15:29] ---
    Come on, hurry.
[15:38] ---
    That hurts!
[15:39] ---
    Owowowow!
[15:44] ---
    You guys, just cut it out!
[15:52] ---
    I can walk to Kanzaki by myself, thanks!
[15:55] ---
    And I'll teach you to play basketball later!
[16:07] ---
    Atsushi...
[16:11] ---
    What's up? Is something wrong?
[16:14] ---
    Ya just don't look so happy.
[16:18] ---
    I don't?
[16:19] ---
    Ah, lookin' good, I see?
[16:21] ---
    Let's watch a relationship
    reunion in the making!
[16:26] ---
    Otani, FTW!
[16:28] ---
    What the hell?!
[16:29] ---
    Atsushi?
[16:30] ---
    WHAT?!
[16:32] ---
    Uh, I didn't mean...
[16:41] ---
    Umm...the Giant Sta--...
[16:44] ---
    Er, I mean, how's your boyfriend?
[16:50] ---
    ...A couple weeks ago...we broke up.
[17:01] ---
    Risa.
[17:03] ---
    I think...it's best that I go home.
[17:07] ---
    Then I'll come with you!
[17:08] ---
    Don't. I want to be alone.
[17:16] ---
    Risa...
[17:32] ---
    Atsushi?
[17:33] ---
    What?
[17:36] ---
    Could we meet up sometime?
[17:40] ---
    There's something I want to talk about...
SIGN    Gymnasium
[17:54] ---
    I can guess what's happening right now.
[17:57] ---
    They're probably locked
    in the gym closet again.
[18:01] ---
    And by the time the door is unlocked,
    they'll be a couple again.
[18:08] ---
    What's this?
[18:09] ---
    A Christmas present.
[18:11] ---
    Do you really like me that much?
[18:14] ---
    You're funny.
[18:16] ---
    Compared to me...
[18:17] ---
    When I'm locked in a closet with
    him, all he does it laugh at me.
[18:22] ---
    I'm sure an awkward comedian can't
    hold a candle to a sweet ex.
[18:27] ---
    Well, fine!
[18:29] ---
    I don't care about Otani anymore.
[18:31] ---
    That jerk!
[19:01] ---
    Hey, fancy meeting you up here.
[19:09] ---
    You've been up here the whole time?
[19:12] ---
    You'll catch cold.
[19:14] ---
    What...are you doing?
[19:19] ---
    I had a hunch ya might be crying again
[19:22] ---
    Me? Crying?
[19:24] ---
    Why.
[19:25] ---
    Wow, you're ugly.
[19:28] ---
    Why?
[19:30] ---
    Why...what happened with Kanzaki?
[19:34] ---
    It's been so long since we've had
    a good talk that I'm exhausted.
[19:38] ---
    Because you were nervous?
[19:39] ---
    No, not really...
[19:42] ---
    I'm not sure why I'm tired, really.
[19:48] ---
    It sure is snowing.
[19:50] ---
    I wonder if it'll stick?
[19:56] ---
    Why're...
[20:02] ---
    You look stupid!
[20:07] ---
    WHAT is so funny about me!
[20:09] ---
    I don't know!
[20:14] ---
    Maybe someone like you is a better match.
[20:21] ---
    What do you mean?
[20:23] ---
    Just talkin' to myself.
[20:26] ---
    Are they making progress?
[20:30] ---
    Looks like it.
[20:32] ---
    How about we swing round the karaoke
    place by the station again?
[20:38] ---
    Whenever Otani says or does something...
[20:42] ---
    I either fly to heaven or sink to hell...
[20:46] ---
    My world has begun to spin around
    in circles, with Otani as its axis.
[20:53] ---
    I'm so freakin' pissed!
[20:55] ---
    How can ya be? I've said
    nothing but nice things!
[20:58] ---
    Shaddup! You really do make my stomach churn!
[21:01] ---
    Is that a way to thank a guy for
    offering to take ya out to karaoke?!
[21:04] ---
    Oh, just shut up! Shut up!
[21:06] ---
    Stupid Giantess!
[21:08] ---
    - Shut up!
[21:08] ---
    - Could we meet up sometime?
[21:11] ---
    There's something I want to talk about...
[21:21] ---
    I don't think I can do that.
[21:24] ---
    Well, there's this real moron.
[21:28] ---
    And if I meet up with
    you, she'll probably cry.
[21:33] ---
    So...
[21:36] ---
    I'm sorry. I can't see you.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    On the way home from school, alone
    in the park, sitting on our bench,
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    I noticed you were happier than usual
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    So I asked you,
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    "What would you do if the world disappeared?"
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Saying nothing, you squeezed
    my arm in response.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Please, keep looking at me.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Our lips are too close and
    my heart won't stop pounding.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    No matter what mood you're in,
    I'll accept you for who you are.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    And if your heart ever breaks
    and tears fall down your cheeks,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    I will protect you even if it means
    turning the rest of the world against me.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    I love you
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    I don't need words.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    You will be my last kiss.
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    Now and forever.
[23:20] ---
    Valentine's, the Sequel! I'm going
    for True Love Chocolate this time!
[23:22] ---
    True love? You mean you're expecting a kiss?
[23:25] ---
    What a weirdo.
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    Don't go there!
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