E3 - Does She Like This Guy, Is It Her Ex?
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[00:07] [SONG] ---
When you asked me how I felt about you
[00:14] [SONG] ---
I said, "You're okay, I guess."
[00:20] [SONG] ---
Wait, are you crying?
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Oh!
[00:26] [SONG] ---
Now I think you might be cute.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
Then you tried to run away
so I grabbed your hand.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
And something deep within
my heart began to dance.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I wish there were a textbook for romance.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
There are just too many
problems I don't understand.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
I wish there were a teacher for romance.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
If I add You + Me
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Will the answer be "Love"?
[01:16] ---
That was AWESOME!
SIGN "The Boy You Like? The Boy From Your Past?"
[01:18] ---
Yeah, I freaking DIED!
[01:20] ---
So moving!
[01:21] ---
Yes, so moving!
[01:22] ---
But I think having it in
Osaka was what did it.
[01:26] ---
Seeing him live was so bad-ass!
[01:28] ---
So bad-ass!
[01:28] ---
He was so sick!
[01:29] ---
So sick!
[01:30] ---
Amazing!
[01:32] ---
Risa?
[01:34] ---
Risa!
SIGN HUG
[01:42] ---
Wh-who?! Who?! Who're you?!
[01:47] ---
It's me. Haruka.
[01:48] ---
Haruka Fukagawa.
[01:51] ---
Haruka?
[01:52] ---
Don't you remember me?
[01:54] ---
Come on! I lived in your neighborhood
when we were in grade school!
[01:57] ---
Grade school?
SIGN Shiver, shiver
SIGN 5% Recollection
SIGN Risa's Memory
SIGN 25% Recollection
[02:03] ---
He's not a boy, he's a GIRL.
[02:06] ---
He's probably got boobs.
SIGN 40% Recollection
[02:09] ---
I don't have boobs!
[02:11] ---
Hey there!
SIGN 50% Recollection
SIGN 70% Recollection
[02:13] ---
Are you guys teasing Haruka AGAIN?
[02:15] ---
- She's here!
- Run for it!
SIGN 90% Recollection
[02:17] ---
Risa...
SIGN 100% Recollection
[02:19] ---
Oh, you're THAT Haruka!
[02:21] ---
Yes! "That" Haruka!
[02:23] ---
Wow, it's been forever!
[02:25] ---
I didn't recognize you.
[02:26] ---
Hey, didn't you go overseas?
[02:28] ---
I just came back.
[02:30] ---
You sure got big.
[02:31] ---
I'm 185cm.
[02:33] ---
I'm finally taller than you, Risa.
[02:35] ---
Wow, it really is you. Takes me back...
[02:40] ---
I'm leaving.
[02:42] ---
Hey, Otani?
[02:44] ---
Sure has been forever.
[02:45] ---
How's your mom?
[02:47] ---
Fine. What about yours?
[02:49] ---
Everyone in my family is doing really well.
[02:52] ---
That's good...
[02:53] ---
Risa, where are you going to school?
[02:56] ---
Maido Academy.
[02:57] ---
Oh, I know that place...
[03:12] ---
Hey, all...
[03:14] ---
Hap-year!
[03:15] ---
Hap-year!
[03:18] ---
'Sup. You sure got taller
while I wasn't looking.
[03:21] ---
No , I haven't!
[03:31] ---
So what happened with your ex?
[03:34] ---
Nothing really.
[03:42] ---
What about you?
[03:43] ---
Who was that guy?
[03:45] ---
What guy?
[03:47] ---
That guy who suddenly threw his arms
around you in the middle of the street.
[03:52] ---
Oh, Haruka?
[03:53] ---
He's like an old friend.
[03:55] ---
In fifth grade he moved overseas.
[04:00] ---
...Are you curious?
[04:01] ---
What about you? You keep asking about my ex.
[04:24] ---
- This year for sure, may
I please get a boyfriend!
[04:27] ---
Something's wafting out of you...
[04:28] ---
Shut up!
[04:37] ---
Hey, follow me!
[04:39] ---
What's your problem?
[04:41] ---
Come on, Otani.
[04:43] ---
What is it?
[04:46] ---
Kanzaki.
[04:48] ---
Atsushi...
[04:50] ---
H-how've you been?
[04:55] ---
Is this the girl you went to
the Christmas concert with?
[04:58] ---
I'm Risa Koizumi!
[05:00] ---
I apologize for my recent intrusion.
[05:01] ---
No, I'M sorry! I wasn't aware
that Atsushi was seeing someone.
[05:07] ---
No, no, no! No, no, no!
[05:09] ---
There's NOTHING between Otani and me!
[05:12] ---
There's not even a dog's claw
holding our hearts together!
SIGN (*this is a Japanese idiom that she's messing up)
[05:16] ---
So if there's something you want to tell
Otani, forget I'm here and just say it! Okay?
[05:20] ---
Okay, okay, okay?
[05:23] ---
I'm rooting for you guys, okay?
[05:25] ---
I don't know what happened in your
past, but I'm rooting for ya lots!
[05:28] ---
Stop it - maybe she doesn't want to talk.
[05:31] ---
But why not? Don't you
wanna know how she feels?
[05:33] ---
You need to let her tell you!
[05:35] ---
I didn't ask for your help!
[05:37] ---
Umm...
[05:39] ---
Umm, it wasn't because of his height.
[05:44] ---
I just happened to fall
for someone who was tall.
[05:48] ---
I didn't dump you because you're short.
SIGN Heh?
[05:53] ---
But thinking about it after the fact,
[05:54] ---
I realized you might have thought I
was doing it on purpose to hurt you.
[05:57] ---
But I also didn't want to open
a can of worms by telling you...
[06:00] ---
Umm...sorry.
[06:02] ---
There's just one aspect of this
situation that I can't understand.
[06:06] ---
You wanted to "talk" to him...about that?
[06:08] ---
Yes.
[06:08] ---
And I'm glad I did.
SIGN Clear
[06:10] ---
It really cleared my head.
[06:14] ---
Well, bye then...
[06:18] ---
Moronnnnn
[06:25] ---
I'm sorry, Otani!
[06:26] ---
Freaking sorry! Seriously sorry!
Completely and utterly sorry!
[06:29] ---
Burn me, boil me, or cut me
into pieces - do as you please!
[06:34] ---
Koizumi...
[06:34] ---
I'm sorry!
[06:36] ---
I had no idea that would happen!
[06:38] ---
I just assumed she wanted to
get back together with you.
SIGN Gonnng
[06:42] ---
Now I've gone and made things worse...
[06:44] ---
Thanks.
[06:46] ---
I wouldn't've heard her say
that if it weren't for you.
[06:49] ---
What the hell? You should
be mad at me! I was so--
[06:51] ---
Just drop it!
[06:53] ---
It's fine...
[06:56] ---
A part of me was hoping she
wanted to get back together...
[06:59] ---
But hearing her say that
finally gave me closure.
[07:05] ---
It's just words, after all.
[07:08] ---
Are you...
[07:12] ---
Ah, there you are!
[07:14] ---
Hey! Wanna go eat some O-shiruko?
[07:17] ---
Yes, please!!
[07:22] ---
So the boyfriend/girlfriend competition
slipped out of our heads for a while.
[07:27] ---
And before we knew it,
Valentine's Day was upon us!
[07:31] ---
Chiharu, which do you think is better:
[07:34] ---
chocolate cookies, or chocolate cake?
[07:36] ---
Cookies seem easier to make.
[07:39] ---
Sure thing.
[07:40] ---
Look, let's make these cookies together.
[07:42] ---
Yeah, they look yummy!
[07:45] ---
Looks like you're having fun.
SIGN Hmph.
[07:47] ---
She did suggest we make these TOGETHER.
[07:50] ---
But I don't have anyone
to give my chocolate to.
[07:53] ---
What about Otani?
[07:54] ---
Why must I give chocolate to Otani?
[07:57] ---
To apologize for jumping to false conclusions
[08:00] ---
and messing with his romantic prospects.
[08:02] ---
Well, I was just...
[08:04] ---
See? It's a great opportunity.
[08:08] ---
Hiiii there.
SIGN Smile
[08:12] ---
You're in an unusually good mood today.
[08:15] ---
Lemme borrow your ears.
[08:16] ---
My ears?
[08:17] ---
Here.
SIGN SEA
[08:19] ---
What's this? Sea Monk's newest track?
[08:22] ---
Not quite.
[08:23] ---
An album from his Indies era!
SIGN Sea Monk
[08:25] ---
I found it at a used CD store.
[08:27] ---
For reals?!
[08:29] ---
It's out of print so it's
really hard to find!
[08:31] ---
Seriously?!
[08:33] ---
They sure look happy together.
[08:35] ---
Yet they still haven't hooked
up yet - I blame Sea Monk.
SIGN Osaka Ramen
SIGN Karaoke. 1 hour for 120 yen
[08:49] ---
I made it myself.
[08:50] ---
Please take my chocolate!
[08:54] ---
Hey, for Valentine's Day, would
you rather have cookies or cake?
[08:58] ---
Are you baking them?
[09:00] ---
Yep. Risa's making some too.
[09:02] ---
Hey, there you go again...
[09:03] ---
Gross! Who the hell is gonna
be the poor victim who eats it?
[09:07] ---
What do you mean "victim"?
[09:08] ---
Anyone who eats chocolate made by
a giantess is sure to get sick.
[09:12] ---
Or maybe even become a giant himself!
[09:16] ---
Koizumi?
[09:17] ---
I know.
[09:18] ---
No one would be pleased to get
chocolate from a giantess like me.
[09:22] ---
After all, unlike SOMEBODY, I've
never been in a relationship.
[09:26] ---
I don't even have a gaggle
of groupies call me "cute."
[09:29] ---
I'm just a...
[09:31] ---
I'm just a...
[09:32] ---
Hey...
[09:33] ---
I'm just a lonely soul who will die
having never given anyone chocolate!
[09:38] ---
Cool it, Koizumi!
[09:40] ---
What the hell?
[09:41] ---
Why're you sulking?
[09:43] ---
No reason.
[09:46] ---
Fine.
[09:47] ---
I'll eat your chocolate.
[09:50] ---
I don't need your pity or charity.
[09:53] ---
It's not pity.
[09:56] ---
I like sweets.
[09:58] ---
You don't have to give me chocolate.
[10:00] ---
I want a chocolate cake.
[10:04] ---
I never said I'd give you one!
[10:07] ---
Just a suggestion.
[10:18] ---
Otani, you're being sluggish!
[10:19] ---
Yes, sir!
[10:23] ---
Umm...
[10:26] ---
We see you hanging around Otani a lot...
[10:30] ---
Are you guys dating?
[10:31] ---
No, no, that's ridiculous!
[10:33] ---
I thought so!
[10:35] ---
Of course they wouldn't date.
[10:38] ---
Otani would never go for
a tall girl like that.
[10:41] ---
Totally!
[10:43] ---
That's for sure!
[10:44] ---
I wonder if those girls
will give Otani chocolate?
[10:48] ---
Probably.
[10:50] ---
With all their chocolate,
he won't really need mine.
[10:54] ---
Risa.
[10:55] ---
Risa!!
[10:59] ---
Risa!
[11:00] ---
Together again!
[11:02] ---
Haruka, I can't breathe...
[11:04] ---
Who's that guy?
[11:10] ---
That was a close one.
[11:11] ---
You bastard...
[11:25] ---
Why was he here yesterday?
[11:28] ---
Apparently he's transferring.
[11:30] ---
He's transferring here?
[11:32] ---
Yep. Starting in April.
[11:34] ---
Well, good for you.
[11:36] ---
He's the type of handsome guy you like.
[11:40] ---
Not exactly. He used to be such a sissy.
[11:45] ---
His grandmother was English or something
SIGN Haruka
[11:47] ---
and he really was a lot like a girl.
[11:50] ---
His friends were all girls.
[11:52] ---
I'd go so far as to say
he's a girl on the inside.
[11:54] ---
What a lame guy.
[11:56] ---
Right?
[11:57] ---
Hard to shake the image, no
matter how handsome he is now.
[12:02] ---
Damn!
[12:03] ---
I could've been cool and said
he was an old boyfriend!
[12:06] ---
Am I a moron?
[12:07] ---
Why must I be so honest?!
[12:09] ---
Ohhh, good. Here I thought I'd lost the bet.
[12:13] ---
But I guess a giantess wouldn't
get a boyfriend that easily.
[12:16] ---
I guess...
[12:18] ---
I guess you're free today, right?
[12:20] ---
Wanna come with me to the CD store
to look for more rare Sea Monk goods?
[12:25] ---
Risa?
[12:27] ---
Risa!
[12:28] ---
This chocolate cake recipe looks really easy!
[12:30] ---
Let's make it?
[12:31] ---
Oooh, looks yummy!
[12:33] ---
Chocolate cake...
[12:35] ---
I'll stock up on antacid...
[12:36] ---
It's not what you think!
[12:37] ---
I'm not making it!
[12:38] ---
Not for you!
[12:39] ---
Yeah, sure.
[12:52] ---
Risa!
[12:55] ---
Not again...
[12:56] ---
Haruka, what's up?
[12:58] ---
I came to see you!
[13:00] ---
Wanna have tea?
[13:01] ---
Sorry, but I'm going with Otani today...
[13:05] ---
"Otani"?
[13:07] ---
I don't mind.
[13:08] ---
I'll...
[13:10] ---
What IS this mysterious little creature?!
[13:12] ---
"Mysterious little creature"?
[13:13] ---
Wait, Risa, weren't you with
this little creature earlier?
[13:17] ---
Stop talking about me like I'm a pet!
[13:19] ---
He doesn't suit a pretty girl like you, Risa.
[13:22] ---
Awwww.
[13:23] ---
"Pretty," my ass.
[13:25] ---
Aww, STOP it...
[13:27] ---
This guy's lost his marbles.
[13:30] ---
Wow, you're really rude!
[13:33] ---
Who're YOU callin' rude?
[13:34] ---
Wanna be slapped, baldy?
[13:36] ---
I'm not balding at all, are ya stupid?
[13:39] ---
Oh, crap!
[13:40] ---
This guy's managed to cover all
the bases that piss me off!
[13:43] ---
There, there, Otani.
[13:45] ---
"Otani"?
[13:46] ---
Wait, HE'S the Otani you're
hanging out with today?
[13:49] ---
Yeah.
[13:49] ---
You can't do that!
[13:51] ---
You're so cool-looking!
[13:52] ---
If you walk side by side with
this guy, you'll look so lame!
[13:57] ---
You've been my hero since we were kids!
[14:00] ---
I want you looking cool at all times!
[14:03] ---
"Hero"?
[14:04] ---
I'm slapping this bitch!
[14:05] ---
I'm sure even God would let it slide!
[14:08] ---
Stay cool, Otani.
[14:09] ---
Oh, shut up, little runt.
[14:12] ---
Risa is my personal hero.
[14:13] ---
I'm not sharing with you.
[14:16] ---
Let's go, Risa.
[14:17] ---
Hey? Wait? Haruka!
[14:21] ---
St...
[14:22] ---
Stop saying stuff that makes no sense!
[14:26] ---
Next
[14:27] ---
Day
[14:27] ---
Period
[14:31] ---
Let's see...umm...
[14:33] ---
Haruka isn't a bad guy.
[14:35] ---
Never before have I seen such
a prime example of pure evil.
[14:39] ---
Ah...
[14:40] ---
Stop throwing stuff at
me that makes no sense.
[14:42] ---
I don't get it either!
He's the one saying stuff.
[14:45] ---
But you're his "hero," do something about it!
[14:47] ---
Hero...
[14:48] ---
Hero, eh?
[14:50] ---
He should be ashamed, letting a
girl fight his battles for him.
[14:53] ---
What a loser.
[14:54] ---
You should be more ashamed
of yourself as a lame shorty.
[14:57] ---
Haruka.
[14:58] ---
Why you...!
[15:00] ---
Good morning, Risa.
[15:01] ---
Look, I brought you a lunch.
[15:03] ---
Do you like cocktail wieners?
[15:04] ---
Sure...
[15:06] ---
Hey, you can't just waltz
into our classroom like that!
[15:08] ---
You don't even go here yet!
[15:10] ---
You impudent ass!
[15:11] ---
You really are an annoying little runt!
[15:13] ---
Little runts should curl up in
the corner and sleep with mommy.
[15:18] ---
Risa, would you come over here for a minute?
SIGN The Three Stooges
[15:24] ---
Presenting the Alien Hostage!
[15:29] ---
YOU'RE GETTING SLAPPED, DAMN IT!
[15:31] ---
Thanks for the lunch!
[15:33] ---
Well, you'd better get going.
[15:34] ---
Yeah, but wait!
[15:36] ---
Hey, Otani, who was that?
[15:38] ---
Her "old friend."
[15:40] ---
They sure look good together.
[15:42] ---
Like models, since they're so tall.
[15:45] ---
Seeing Koizumi with him makes
her look really pretty.
[15:47] ---
I was just thinking that!
[15:49] ---
That's true. She really is pretty.
[15:51] ---
Whenever she's around Otani, she's
just the All Hanshin Kyojin.
[15:55] ---
WHY'RE YOU SAYING THE EXACT
SAME THINGS HE'S SAYING?!
[15:58] ---
SO IT'S MY FAULT KOIZUMI IS TALL?!
[16:01] ---
It's starting to feel that way...
[16:04] ---
I'm exhausted.
[16:06] ---
GIANTESS!
[16:07] ---
WHAT?!
[16:09] ---
Back to the All Hanshin Kyojin.
[16:15] ---
Risa, your cake turned out beautifully.
[16:19] ---
So...I'm supposed to give this to Otani.
[16:22] ---
Yep.
[16:23] ---
I don't wanna.
[16:26] ---
He's already in a horrible
mood because of Haruka.
[16:29] ---
I wonder if Haruka has a crush on you?
[16:32] ---
Crush? More like, he sees me as a hero.
[16:37] ---
"Hero"?
[16:39] ---
A hero is usually male, too!
[16:41] ---
Makes sense, seeing as how I'm not a girl.
[16:43] ---
True, but he also said you're pretty.
[16:44] ---
I honestly think that with a little
work you could be a real heartbreaker.
[16:47] ---
Shut up!
[16:48] ---
"Effort"? What kind?
[16:50] ---
Like participating in a
feminine sort of event.
[16:54] ---
Come on.
[16:57] ---
Wait...
[16:59] ---
Some creepy stuff is wafting out of you.
[17:09] ---
No thanks.
[17:10] ---
What did you just say?
[17:12] ---
No thanks.
[17:13] ---
But that makes me look
pretty silly right now.
[17:16] ---
Don't care.
[17:17] ---
You don't care?
[17:18] ---
But I made this because you said you
wanted it, not for Valentine's...
[17:22] ---
I never wanted it!
[17:24] ---
I only suggested it because I figured
you had no one else to give it to!
[17:28] ---
Yeah, but you can still have it...
[17:30] ---
Now you have that annoying
Haruka guy to give it to!
[17:35] ---
But Haruka isn't...
[17:37] ---
Koizumi is giving Otani chocolate!
[17:39] ---
No way! Really?
[17:42] ---
No, this isn't...
[17:44] ---
It's a CD! Just borrowing it...
[17:47] ---
Yeah!
[17:47] ---
That CD smells like chocolate.
[17:50] ---
It's not for me.
[17:51] ---
She's giving it to her old friend.
[17:54] ---
Right?
[17:54] ---
"Right"? But you...
[17:59] ---
Yeah. Very well. He's correct.
[18:01] ---
I am giving this to Haruka.
[18:21] ---
I'll eat your chocolate.
[18:30] ---
Risa.
[18:31] ---
Haruka.
[18:33] ---
I came to see you today.
[18:34] ---
Well, actually...
[18:36] ---
I was hoping I might get
some Valentine's chocolate.
[18:43] ---
Here, it's yours.
[18:47] ---
Seriously?
[18:49] ---
Thanks!
[18:50] ---
Yeah, you're welcome.
[18:52] ---
I could never eat it - what a waste!
[18:54] ---
I'll treasure it forever!
[18:55] ---
Don't! Eat it before it rots!
[18:58] ---
I'll keep it with the chocolate
you gave me years ago.
[19:00] ---
Don't keep it! Throw it out!
[19:02] ---
No thanks.
[19:05] ---
Hey, will you come with me?
[19:14] ---
Yahoo!
[19:15] ---
I lost again...
[19:21] ---
That felt good!
[19:23] ---
You're still a video game master, I see.
[19:25] ---
You always look cool, no matter what you do.
[19:28] ---
I appreciate the sentiment, but
that doesn't really matter to me.
[19:31] ---
Why not? That's what I love most about you.
[19:36] ---
But you're the only one who ever says that.
[19:38] ---
All the kids at school think
of me as a comedy act.
[19:42] ---
That's because you're
always around that runt.
[19:44] ---
What IS he to you anyway?
[19:46] ---
What is he?
[19:48] ---
Nothing, really.
[19:50] ---
We just live near each other,
so we walk home together.
[19:53] ---
But you're cool, Risa!
[19:54] ---
You're wasting your looks
when you stand next to him.
[19:57] ---
That may be true, but
he's got his good points.
[20:00] ---
Even though he's small, he's
really good at basketball.
[20:06] ---
And he's always there when I need him.
[20:11] ---
And at Christmas...
[20:20] ---
Risa...
[20:23] ---
Anyway, he's not a bad guy!
[20:27] ---
Risa...
[20:28] ---
Risa, do you like him?
[20:32] ---
Where did that come from?
[20:33] ---
Of course I don't!
[20:35] ---
Well, whatever.
[20:37] ---
In any case, I won't let
that runt upstage me.
[20:43] ---
I want you to be my girlfriend.
[20:46] ---
I dream of a highschool life full of love.
[20:50] ---
Someday, I'll tell you that I
like you and want to go out.
[20:54] ---
Start thinking about your answer.
[21:26] ---
Sorry.
[21:30] ---
It's okay. It was just
obligatory chocolate anyway.
[21:33] ---
That's right. Obligatory chocolate.
SIGN Obligatory
SIGN Clannnnng
[21:50] [SONG] ---
On the way home from school, alone
in the park, sitting on our bench,
[21:58] [SONG] ---
I noticed you were happier than usual
[22:02] [SONG] ---
So I asked you,
[22:05] [SONG] ---
"What would you do if the world disappeared?"
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Saying nothing, you squeezed
my arm in response.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Please, keep looking at me.
[22:26] [SONG] ---
Our lips are too close and
my heart won't stop pounding.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
No matter what mood you're in,
I'll accept you for who you are.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
And if your heart ever breaks
and tears fall down your cheeks,
[22:50] [SONG] ---
I will protect you even if it means
turning the rest of the world against me.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
I love you
[22:57] [SONG] ---
I don't need words.
[23:01] [SONG] ---
You will be my last kiss.
[23:07] [SONG] ---
Now and forever.
[23:27] ---
Otani's kissing someone!
[23:29] ---
The era of little men has arrived!
[23:31] ---
Never heard of it.
[23:32] ---
Lovely Complex - Love Com
[23:35] ---
Next episode, "Smooch! I've Fallen In Love!"
SIGN Smooch! I've Fallen In Love!
[23:37] ---
Don't miss it!
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