E8 - It's All Over! Massive Heart Break!

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[00:08] [SONG] ---
    When you asked me how I felt about you
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I said, "You're okay, I guess."
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Wait, are you crying?
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Oh!
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Now I think you might be cute.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Then you tried to run away
    so I grabbed your hand.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    And something deep within
    my heart began to dance.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a textbook for romance.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    There are just too many
    problems I don't understand.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a teacher for romance.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    If I add You + Me
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Will the answer be "Love"?
[01:15] ---
    He's already in this room.
[01:25] ---
    Listen...
[01:25] ---
    Can't you at least CONSIDER
    that it might be you?
[01:28] ---
    No, I can't....
[01:34] ---
    It's ME?!
[01:43] ---
    What should I do?
[01:45] ---
    But... Maybe just a little...
[01:50] ---
    I wish he'd start to see me as
    a girl, not a comedy partner.
SIGN    "Beyond Hope! Big Heartbreak!!"
[02:01] ---
    Just a little...
[02:04] ---
    I wanted him to think about it.
[02:21] ---
    He's totally thinking about
    it. Totally thinking about it.
[02:23] ---
    That means he's finally noticed.
[02:25] ---
    Good for you, Risa!
[02:27] ---
    It was such a hard struggle.
[02:29] ---
    I wish I hadn't done that!
[02:32] ---
    That shouldn't have happened.
[02:33] ---
    I'm scared!
[02:34] ---
    How can you say that NOW?
[02:36] ---
    What should I do?!
[02:39] ---
    You should do nothing.
[02:40] ---
    You've already done what you had to do.
[02:42] ---
    Now it's Otani's move.
[02:45] ---
    His "move"?
[02:48] ---
    I'm gonna go tell him I was lying!
[02:50] ---
    He's an idiot!
[02:51] ---
    Why would I like him?!
[02:53] ---
    Woah, Risa!
[03:01] ---
    Hey, Nobuko, not to be a third wheel,
[03:04] ---
    but will ya let me hang out with
    you during the school trip?
[03:06] ---
    I don't mind, but what about Otani?
[03:10] ---
    You guys haven't spoken at all since then.
[03:12] ---
    I just can't face him! I don't
    know how to handle this!
[03:16] ---
    But the school trip is your perfect chance...
[03:18] ---
    Hell, no! The school trip
    can go jump in a lake!
[03:21] ---
    Koizumi.
[03:23] ---
    Th-there's something I just remembered.
[03:25] ---
    Gotta run!
[03:28] ---
    Risa, wait up!
[03:31] ---
    Hey... What do you think I should do?
[03:34] ---
    It should be simple.
[03:35] ---
    Just tell her what's on your mind.
[03:38] ---
    Yeah...
[03:42] ---
    What's on my mind, eh?
[03:47] ---
    I wanted him to see me in a new light.
[03:49] ---
    But if I stop being the All
    Hanshin Kyojin with him,
[03:52] ---
    What will I be to him?
[03:55] ---
    Can I be just a normal girl?
[04:13] ---
    I can't sleep!
[04:15] ---
    Can't you at least CONSIDER
    that it might be you?
[04:19] ---
    After a year of beating around the bush,
[04:21] ---
    I finally got Otani to see how I feel.
[04:25] ---
    And now...
[04:26] ---
    And now...what's gonna happen to me?
[04:28] ---
    I was so desperate to get him
    to notice that I like him
[04:31] ---
    that I didn't even think about the aftermath.
[04:34] ---
    It's Otani's move now.
[04:37] ---
    His move...
[04:38] ---
    Actually, I've had feelings
    for you too, Koizumi.
[04:42] ---
    Wanna date?
[04:43] ---
    NEVER.
[04:44] ---
    That'd happen, like, NEVER.
[04:46] ---
    Oh, crap! I'm so scared!
[04:48] ---
    Gross! I could never date you!
[04:51] ---
    ...is what I'm sure he'll say!
[04:55] ---
    I need to avoid being alone with Otani.
[04:59] ---
    I can't talk to him for a while.
[05:08] ---
    Huh? When did I fall asleep?
[05:12] ---
    Hi. Good morning.
[05:14] ---
    Koizumi speaking.
[05:15] ---
    "Good morning"?! Did you just wake up?!
[05:17] ---
    Did you forget that we're leaving
    for the school trip today?!
[05:20] ---
    We've been waiting for you!
[05:22] ---
    The bus is about to leave for the airport.
[05:27] ---
    I...I'M LATE!!
[05:35] ---
    S-s-s-sorry!
[05:36] ---
    I overslept!
[05:37] ---
    Couldn't someone have woken you?
[05:39] ---
    My whole family overslept!
[05:41] ---
    Throw me a bone, will ya guys?
[05:43] ---
    There's a time and place for
    your comedy and this ain't it.
[05:46] ---
    "Ya guys"?
[05:47] ---
    Sorry!
[05:50] ---
    I'm la...
[05:54] ---
    Come on, we're going.
[06:01] ---
    I wanted to avoid being alone with Otani...
SIGN    Domestic departures
SIGN    Sapporo
    Sapporo
    Okinawa
    Sapporo
    Tokyo
    Okinawa
    Nagoya
SIGN    Boarding
    Boarding
    Boarded
    Boarded
    Boarded
[06:08] ---
    Ah, we just missed it.
[06:11] ---
    I'm gonna go exchange our tickets.
[06:13] ---
    Wait right there.
[06:14] ---
    What a stupid pair you are.
[06:16] ---
    Sorry, sir.
[06:18] ---
    Th-this sucks!
[06:20] ---
    Wait! Don't leave!
[06:22] ---
    Don't leave us alone!
[06:29] ---
    Sit down.
[06:32] ---
    Sit down, I said!
[06:40] ---
    Oh, crap.
[06:42] ---
    I need to act normal.
[06:43] ---
    Pretend nothing happened...
[06:46] ---
    You overslept on a day like this? Lame!
[06:48] ---
    So did you!
[06:49] ---
    Ah, yeah...
[06:53] ---
    Wh-wh-what is it?
[06:57] ---
    Okay, I'm gonna be blunt...
[06:58] ---
    Nooooo!
[06:59] ---
    I haven't even said anything...
[07:00] ---
    Shut up! Don't talk to meeee!
[07:02] ---
    I feel really awkward after you
    calling me a moron all this time.
[07:05] ---
    So listen to me!
[07:09] ---
    Please.
[07:14] ---
    Is your crush really me?
[07:19] ---
    Don't be so blunt! My heart will stop!
[07:21] ---
    Is there a different way I could've asked?
[07:23] ---
    Of course there is!
[07:25] ---
    Well, I don't care.
[07:26] ---
    Just listen to me.
[07:27] ---
    I'm giving you your answer.
[07:35] ---
    You can't...
SIGN    fidget, fidget, fidget...
[07:37] ---
    When I racked up my courage and
    told you, you let it wash over you.
[07:41] ---
    So you don't need to bring
    back the awkward shame of it
[07:44] ---
    while we're already sitting in
    an airport late for our flight...
[07:47] ---
    Well, that's just it. I wanted to say...
[07:49] ---
    that I really feel bad for not noticing.
[07:51] ---
    If "sorry" made everything better,
    we wouldn't need the police!
[07:54] ---
    I wanted ta answer ya sooner, but you
    kept being wishy-washy and avoiding me.
[07:58] ---
    Whaddaya mean "wishy-washy"! What'm
    I, a freaking Shishi-otoshi?!
SIGN    (A bamboo tube that hits against a stone from flowing water intended to scare animals.)
[08:01] ---
    It's because you've been so wishy-washy
    that I never noticed how you felt!
[08:04] ---
    But...
[08:05] ---
    You need to be more direct.
[08:07] ---
    I like YOU, Otani.
[08:10] ---
    I was SO freaking direct!
[08:12] ---
    How could I've been clearer?!
[08:14] ---
    Ah, you're right...
[08:21] ---
    Give me some time.
[08:23] ---
    I need to think about it.
[08:25] ---
    Think...?
[08:27] ---
    Why the confusion? Didn't you
    ask me to think about it?
[08:30] ---
    Uhh...yeah.
[08:35] ---
    I did, but...
[08:37] ---
    Seeing him thinking so seriously about it...
[08:39] ---
    makes me freaking terrified.
[08:46] ---
    What's wrong, All Hanshin Kyojin?
[08:49] ---
    That's some silence you've got going.
[08:50] ---
    Have you thought about what you've done?
[08:52] ---
    Yes...
[08:53] ---
    Yeah...
[09:09] ---
    Here's the late couple!
[09:12] ---
    You guys!
[09:14] ---
    Risa!
[09:15] ---
    Where were you? We were worried.
[09:18] ---
    Something's fishy...
[09:19] ---
    Did you two spend the night together?
[09:22] ---
    No, we didn't.
[09:27] ---
    Risa, we were so wor--
[09:29] ---
    I'm exhausted! Kaput! I wanna go home!
[09:38] [SONG] ---
    If I travel to the West and ask myself...
[09:43] ---
    The time on the airplane
    passed like molasses!
[09:47] ---
    Otani was right next to me the whole time!
[09:49] ---
    I couldn't even breathe.
[09:50] ---
    Aren't ya obsessing too much over it?
[09:52] ---
    I'm totally screwed!
[09:53] ---
    I'm seriously THIS CLOSE to being rejected.
[09:55] ---
    Rejected?
[09:56] ---
    Wellllll...
[09:57] ---
    You don't know yet if he's gonna reject you.
[10:00] ---
    But I do know!
[10:01] ---
    You'll never get a boyfriend! Giantess.
[10:05] ---
    We're the All Hanshin Kyojin, right?
[10:07] ---
    What?
[10:09] ---
    I don't get it...
[10:11] ---
    As far as Otani is concerned,
    we're just a giantess and a runt.
[10:15] ---
    Just a big joke.
[10:18] ---
    He never once considered that
    I might have feelings for him.
[10:22] ---
    Just because I told him how I feel
    doesn't mean things'll go well.
[10:26] ---
    Don't you get it?
[10:27] ---
    Risa...
[10:29] ---
    But at the very least, I don't think
    you're the All Hanshin Kyojin anymore.
[10:34] ---
    At least you're not a joke anymore.
[10:38] ---
    Isn't that good?
[10:39] ---
    Your efforts brought you one step closer!
[10:44] ---
    You're right.
[10:46] ---
    I guess so.
[10:48] ---
    Hey, Nobuko...
[10:49] ---
    what do you think will happen to me?
[10:53] ---
    It all depends on Otani's next move.
[11:00] ---
    OH, HELL NO! I WANNA GO HOME!
[11:02] ---
    There, there, calm down.
[11:04] ---
    Let me go!!
[11:06] ---
    Koizumi is acting up again.
[11:08] ---
    I'm sleeping.
[11:09] ---
    Even though you overslept this morning?
[11:11] ---
    I couldn't sleep.
[11:13] ---
    Were you thinking about Koizumi?
[11:16] ---
    Shut up. I'm slapping you, jackass.
[11:18] ---
    So scary! You're not the Otani
    I know! Sniffle, sniffle.
[11:23] ---
    So, what'cha gonna do?
[11:30] ---
    We're giving you free time to roam around.
[11:32] ---
    Just be sure to assemble back here on time.
[11:33] ---
    Okay.
[11:35] ---
    Mr. Nakano, the Latecomers are asleep.
[11:38] ---
    Are you morons? Wake them up!
[11:40] ---
    But they're so conked out that even putting
    cookies in their mouths won't wake them.
[11:43] ---
    How is that even possible?
[11:44] ---
    Oh, fine.
[11:45] ---
    We'll just contact them
    by cell when they wake up.
[11:48] ---
    Okay.
[11:57] ---
    Koizumi, I could never
    date a giantess like you.
[12:03] ---
    I'm gonna go out with this hair crab instead!
SIGN    Prickle
[12:05] ---
    The pride of Hokkaido, a juicy little crab!
[12:09] ---
    Wait for me, Otani, my love.
[12:12] ---
    A sheep!
[12:13] ---
    Dschinghis Khan is also great.
[12:18] ---
    Don't go!!
[12:24] ---
    Why?
[12:26] ---
    Gah?
[12:28] ---
    What's going on?
[12:33] ---
    Where'd everybody go?
[12:39] ---
    Why?
[12:41] ---
    Why did this happen?
[12:43] ---
    Huh? Glass? What?
[12:46] ---
    I SAID, we're at the Otaru
    Canal Industrial Art Gallery.
[12:50] ---
    Where's that?
[12:51] ---
    Ah, crap. I have no idea.
SIGN    Current temperature.
[12:54] ---
    Yeah...yeah...
[12:57] ---
    So we should just walk
    along the Otaru Canal then?
[13:01] ---
    Okay, I get it.
[13:03] ---
    Thanks.
[13:05] ---
    What did Nobuko say?
[13:06] ---
    They'll meet up with us soon.
[13:08] ---
    So if we just wait around
    here, we'll see them.
[13:10] ---
    Oh, good!
[13:26] ---
    This is awkward.
[13:28] ---
    I don't think we took a step forward.
[13:30] ---
    We took a step backward.
SIGN    Squawk, squawk!
[13:33] ---
    If this is the alternative, I'd rather we
    be squawking at each other like before.
[13:39] ---
    But... right now, the only kind
    of talking we do is uncomfortable.
[13:45] ---
    Maybe I messed up.
[13:48] ---
    Maybe I shouldn't have told him I like him.
[13:54] ---
    Seriously...I just wanna go home!
[13:59] ---
    Dude, that's awesome!
[14:01] ---
    Woah, you're right!
[14:03] ---
    It's a rickshaw!
[14:04] ---
    Awesome! That's freaking sick!
[14:07] ---
    I wanna ride!
[14:11] ---
    Are you stupid?
[14:13] ---
    You wanna look like that old couple in there?
[14:15] ---
    Guess not.
[14:17] ---
    Let's go.
[14:18] ---
    Gotta buy souvenirs for the fam.
[14:21] ---
    I hope they're okay.
[14:23] ---
    I wonder if Risa's doing okay.
[14:26] ---
    They're here.
[14:39] ---
    Chiharu!
[14:41] ---
    Suzuki!!
[14:45] ---
    Where should we go next?
[14:46] ---
    How about here?
[14:48] ---
    Yahoo!
[14:51] ---
    Here. Watch your step.
[14:53] ---
    Thanks!
[14:55] ---
    What're you guys doing?
[14:57] ---
    Rickshaws are awesome!
[15:00] ---
    It felt freaking fantastic!
[15:02] ---
    Yeah! Freaking fun!
[15:04] ---
    The driver gave us names, too!
[15:07] ---
    He decided to call us "Groucho" and "Chico."
[15:09] ---
    He told us to bring "Harpo"
    with us next time!
[15:11] ---
    Sick! Funny!
[15:13] ---
    I wanna ride it again!
[15:14] ---
    Me too!
[15:15] ---
    We just took the 10 minute course!
[15:17] ---
    Wanna try the 30 minute course next?
[15:19] ---
    Moron! We'll lose our
    allowance for souvenirs!
[15:21] ---
    Then how 'bout we do some comedy
    on the street to earn more?
[15:23] ---
    I like it!
[15:24] ---
    Does this mean you guys patched things up?
[15:31] ---
    Uh...well...
[15:40] ---
    I forgot things were awkward.
[15:42] ---
    I'm thirsty.
[15:44] ---
    Gonna go buy some juice.
[15:46] ---
    Decide where we're going next, okay?
[15:49] ---
    Otani...
[15:54] ---
    I guess...
[15:56] ---
    things would have been better
    if I hadn't told him how I felt.
[16:01] ---
    If I'd just buried my feelings for him,
[16:03] ---
    we could've had fun as a comedy team.
[16:09] ---
    If I'd known things would be this awkward...
[16:11] ---
    I'd have done nothing.
[16:15] ---
    Otani sure is taking his time.
[16:16] ---
    I don't see him.
[16:18] ---
    Maybe he's thinking about something again.
[16:23] ---
    I'll think about it.
[16:26] ---
    Thinking about it...
[16:31] ---
    Then, wanna go shopping around here?
[16:36] ---
    What do you think, Risa?
[16:40] ---
    I'm gonna go look for him.
[16:41] ---
    Wait, Risa?
[16:45] ---
    It might not be too late.
[16:49] ---
    I'll ask him to forget everything.
SIGN    Kitashichi
[16:59] ---
    Take everything back...
[17:03] ---
    And then...
[17:05] ---
    We can go back...
[17:09] ---
    Umph...
SIGN    Bear Curry
[17:14] ---
    C'mon...
[17:21] ---
    What're you doing?
[17:27] ---
    Well...
[17:29] ---
    One of my friends asked me for Bear Curry.
[17:32] ---
    So I thought I'd buy some...
[17:35] ---
    Bear...
[17:37] ---
    Curry...
[17:40] ---
    Here ya go.
[17:42] ---
    Thanks.
[17:46] ---
    It's for the best...
[17:48] ---
    I'll take everything back.
[17:51] ---
    I like YOU, Otani!
[17:55] ---
    Can't you at least CONSIDER
    that it might be you?
[17:59] ---
    I'll take it back...
[18:02] ---
    You asked me to think about it...
[18:05] ---
    So I've been doing a lot of thinking.
[18:08] ---
    About what?
[18:13] ---
    Koizumi...
[18:15] ---
    If I had to pick between
    liking and disliking you...
[18:18] ---
    Of course, I'd say I like you.
[18:20] ---
    And when we were in the rickshaw...
[18:23] ---
    Hollering and having a great time...
[18:26] ---
    I realized you're the only
    person I could do that with.
[18:30] ---
    But we've had that dynamic for a
    long time...being a comedic duo...
[18:37] ---
    So I can't suddenly change and
    think of you as a girlfriend.
[18:41] ---
    So, what I want to say is...
[18:59] ---
    Oh.
[19:01] ---
    I knew it.
[19:08] ---
    Jeez, WHAT is your problem? That
    serious face is creeping me out!
[19:12] ---
    Creeping you out?
[19:14] ---
    Whatever, just forget about it!
[19:17] ---
    Just forget it ever happened.
[19:19] ---
    That's what I came here to tell ya!
[19:22] ---
    Let's keep up the All Hanshin
    Kyojin dynamic, okay?
[19:25] ---
    Hey, wanna join a comedic talent agency?!
[19:27] ---
    Koizumi...
[19:29] ---
    Come on, hurry!
[19:30] ---
    Buy your Bear Curry or
    Tiger Curry or whatever!
[19:32] ---
    Come on, everyone's waiting for you!
[19:35] ---
    I'll go tell them you're on your way!
[19:38] ---
    Wait...Koizumi?
[19:56] ---
    I never thought it'd go well from the start.
[20:00] ---
    The only reason why I told him how I felt...
[20:03] ---
    was so that he might start to see
    me as a girl and not a comedian.
[20:07] ---
    That's the only reason...
[20:10] ---
    I'm back!
[20:12] ---
    Where's Otani?
[20:14] ---
    Well, Otani...
[20:16] ---
    Um, well...
[20:19] ---
    Otani is...Bear Curry...
[20:25] ---
    Otani is Bear Curry?
[20:27] ---
    What's that mean?
[20:28] ---
    Well...er...er...Bear Curry...
[20:35] ---
    WHAT about Bear Curry?
[20:37] ---
    What's wrong with you?
[20:53] ---
    But hearing it straight from
    him like that really does burn.
[20:58] ---
    Bear Curry!
[21:00] ---
    What about the Bear Curry?
[21:07] ---
    Bear...
[21:09] ---
    Bear...!
[21:13] ---
    Bear...
[21:15] ---
    Bear, bear...
[21:16] ---
    Again, stop talking about bears.
[21:18] ---
    Where's Otani?
[21:20] ---
    Bear...
[21:22] ---
    Jeez! Did you become the
    PR lady for Bear Curry?
[21:29] ---
    Now I kinda feel like eating Bear Curry.
[21:32] ---
    Darling... shut up.
[21:38] ---
    Koizumi Risa...Has suffered
    a huge heartbreak!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    On the way home from school, alone
    in the park, sitting on our bench,
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    I noticed you were happier than usual
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    So I asked you,
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    "What would you do if the world disappeared?"
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Saying nothing, you squeezed
    my arm in response.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Please, keep looking at me.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    Our lips are too close and
    my heart won't stop pounding.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    No matter what mood you're in,
    I'll accept you for who you are.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    And if your heart ever breaks
    and tears fall down your cheeks,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    I will protect you even if it means
    turning the rest of the world against me.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    I love you
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    I don't need words.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    You will be my last kiss.
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    Now and forever.
[23:21] ---
    Koizumi, where're you gonna go
    for our free time in Hakodate?
[23:23] ---
    I wanna eat soft ice cream!
[23:24] ---
    Wait, what's that?
[23:26] ---
    Sea Monk, in the flesh?!
[23:28] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:30] ---
    Next episode, "Back From The Dead!!
    Aim For The Girlfriend Spot!!"
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[23:32] ---
    Don't miss it!