E2 - A Love Triangle With My Ex!?

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[00:08] [SONG] ---
    When you asked me how I felt about you
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I said, "You're okay, I guess."
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Wait, are you crying?
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Oh!
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Now I think you might be cute.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Then you tried to run away so I grabbed your hand.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    And something deep within my heart began to dance.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a textbook for romance.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    There are just too many problems I don't understand.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a teacher for romance.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    If I add You + Me
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Will the answer be "Love"?
[01:15] ---
    Then I challenge you!
[01:17] ---
    Whichever of us gets a boyfriend/girlfriend first...
[01:20] ---
    If I win, what do I get?
[01:22] ---
    I'll buy you your favorite game.
[01:24] ---
    And if I win, you're buying me new basketball sneakers!
[01:28] ---
    Challenge accepted!
[01:30] ---
    I'm gonna win!
SIGN    Love Triangle With The Ex?!
[01:42] ---
    What's with the 'do?
[01:43] ---
    Scrub brush? Sea urchin?
[01:45] ---
    Shaddup!
[01:46] ---
    I'm a hot guy today.
SIGN    Scrub brush, sea urchin
[01:48] ---
    Makes me REALLY wanna mess it up.
[01:51] ---
    Hands off, moron!
[01:52] ---
    Tryin' to be sexy? Disgusting.
[01:56] ---
    All the girls are gonna ask me out today.
[01:58] ---
    Then you'll have to buy me new sneakers.
[02:02] ---
    Don't tell me you seriously think spiking your hair will get you chicks.
[02:06] ---
    Don't tell me YOU seriously think lipstick will get you guys.
[02:14] ---
    Think fast!
[02:20] ---
    Nobuko, Chiharu, let's go home!
[02:26] ---
    Hey, Darling, what'cha wanna do?
[02:28] ---
    I dunno...
[02:31] ---
    This is so awkward.
[02:33] ---
    The feeling is mutual.
[02:36] ---
    Why do YOU have to come with us?
[02:39] ---
    I'm going to Nakao's house.
[02:41] ---
    I need help after SOMEONE ruined my hairstyle and made me late this morning.
[02:44] ---
    You're STILL pissed about that?
[02:46] ---
    You're not only small bodied - you're small minded.
[02:48] ---
    I'm gonna sue!
[02:50] ---
    Be my guest.
SIGN    Game Center All the latest products here!!
[02:52] ---
    Nakaochi, wanna have our fortune told?
[02:54] ---
    What fortune?
SIGN    Prrrrring
SIGN    Your Compatibility: 85%. Congratulations
[03:00] ---
    Yay! It says our compatibility is 85%!
SIGN    Love Compatibility Check
[03:03] ---
    Chiharu, Suzuki, won't you try it?
[03:09] ---
    Come on, try it!
[03:11] ---
    Sure.
[03:13] ---
    Gotcha! Gotcha!
[03:14] ---
    Hey! Hey!
[03:26] ---
    What do you want?
[03:27] ---
    Nobuko, you're ordering a full meal?
[03:29] ---
    Yeah.
[03:30] ---
    Oh yeah, Otani, wanna go to a Sea Monk concert?
[03:34] ---
    A friend of mine had two extra tickets,
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    but he can't find anyone who wants them.
[03:39] ---
    Sea Monk? For real? I'll go!
[03:43] ---
    Koizumi, you like him too?
[03:44] ---
    I freaking LOVE him! He's so sick.
[03:47] ---
    Isn't he? He's SO sick!
[03:49] ---
    Did you hear his new track?
[03:50] ---
    Of course I did! It was freaking AWESOME!
[03:53] ---
    I'm so glad you like it. That track is so sick.
[03:55] ---
    Yeah, it is!
[03:56] ---
    Why don't you two go out?
[03:58] ---
    Yeah.
[03:59] ---
    Huh?
[04:00] ---
    What the hell are you suggesting?!
[04:02] ---
    You're always in perfect sync with each other.
[04:04] ---
    I think you're probably very compatible too.
[04:06] ---
    In what way, specifically?
[04:08] ---
    In the Sea Monk way, specifically.
[04:11] ---
    Just a coincidence - great balls of fire!
[04:13] ---
    A lady shouldn't say "balls".
[04:16] ---
    It's an IDIOM - I didn't mean "TESTICLES"!
[04:17] ---
    See? No way would I date this crass woman.
[04:20] ---
    You're one to talk, Mister!
[04:22] ---
    Um, are you ready to order?
[04:25] ---
    Ah, give me a minute, please...
SIGN    New Item: Have a tropical experience with our Hawaiian Dancer
[04:31] ---
    Oooh, new stuff on the!? Can't pass this up.
[04:35] ---
    Hawaiian Dancer!
[04:40] ---
    See?
[04:41] ---
    You're! Wrong!
[04:46] ---
    I wanna meet my prince!
[04:50] ---
    Like I said, just go with Otani.
[04:52] ---
    - Right, Chiharu?
    - Yeah.
[04:54] ---
    Stop it! Why would I date such a runt?
[04:56] ---
    I can't date someone unless he's taller than me.
[04:59] ---
    But Otani is actually a catch.
[05:01] ---
    There she goes again. You're a very funny girl...
[05:04] ---
    If you doubt me, wanna check out basketball practice after school?
[05:16] ---
    Look. Those girls.
[05:18] ---
    They're probably a couple years older than him...
[05:22] ---
    He caught the ball!
[05:23] ---
    Go for it!
[05:24] ---
    ...And they're always squealing over Otani.
[05:28] ---
    Seriously?
[05:34] ---
    Woah, for a runt he's not bad.
[05:38] ---
    Wow, he jumps really high.
[05:41] ---
    Hey, Otani!
[05:43] ---
    You're little - you're in no position to hog the glory and go for a dunk there!
[05:46] ---
    - Why is the coach yelling at him?
[05:46] ---
    - Pass it to a different player next time!
[05:48] ---
    - He made the shot.
[05:50] ---
    Yeah.
[05:51] ---
    Know your place, runt.
[05:54] ---
    Wow, that old man is really pissing me off!
[05:56] ---
    Now, now...
[05:59] ---
    Yes, sir.
[06:02] ---
    Aww! That stupid coach yelled at him again.
[06:04] ---
    That's for sure!
[06:06] ---
    - Cuuuuuute!
[06:07] ---
    - See?
[06:08] ---
    - Bless his little heart!
[06:09] ---
    - He's "cute"?
[06:10] ---
    - Poor thing!
[06:11] ---
    - That's right! Little people can always play that card!
[06:14] ---
    That's playing dirty...
[06:20] ---
    What's with the ugly face?
[06:23] ---
    Awww, using the widdle flower pins to makes you pwetty?
[06:27] ---
    Huh? These're my sister's.
[06:29] ---
    Awww, what a cute widdle boy.
[06:32] ---
    You wook wike a girl.
[06:36] ---
    You wanna fist in your mouth?!
[06:38] ---
    I won't let you beat me!
[06:40] ---
    You think I'm gonna buy you sneakers?
[06:43] ---
    You're buying me a mountain of new video games instead!
[06:49] ---
    What's eating her?
[06:51] ---
    I've gotta do something!
[06:53] ---
    I've just gotta...
[06:56] ---
    That's it!
[06:57] ---
    Nobuko!
[06:58] ---
    A group date! Group date!
[07:02] ---
    Group date?
[07:05] ---
    All right! I'm gonna bag me a hottie tonight.
[07:09] ---
    Risa!
[07:10] ---
    Sorry I'm late.
[07:14] ---
    Horse...
[07:16] ---
    Monkey...
[07:18] ---
    Bird...
[07:20] ---
    Dog...
[07:21] ---
    And a pig?
[07:23] ---
    Hello!
[07:25] ---
    Craaaaash.
[07:27] ---
    What is this, a zoo?
[07:32] ---
    Oh well, I like the zoo.
[07:34] ---
    Zoos are fun.
[07:36] ---
    I'm a giraffe as it is.
[07:40] ---
    Fine. It's okay. I'm okay with this.
[07:42] ---
    It's what's inside that counts.
[07:45] ---
    Koziumi, dearrrr.
[07:49] ---
    What's wrong? You need to let loose more.
[07:57] ---
    By the way, how tall are you?
[08:02] ---
    ...There it is.
[08:03] ---
    170cm. (5'7)
[08:05] ---
    Wow, that's tall.
[08:08] ---
    If you're that tall already, you'll be 3 meters by the time you graduate.
[08:13] ---
    Just kidding.
[08:18] ---
    Oh, you.
[08:18] ---
    Aren't I funny?
[08:21] ---
    People always laugh at me!
[08:24] ---
    Well, I just can't laugh.
[08:26] ---
    I'm always treated this way.
[08:35] ---
    Hey, how'd it go last night?
[08:37] ---
    Can't you tell by my depressed face?
[08:39] ---
    Risa, your standards are unrealistically high.
[08:41] ---
    Hey! You have a boyfriend!
[08:43] ---
    You have no right to brush off my plight by saying my ideals are too high!
[08:46] ---
    Sure, I've got a list of qualities I'm looking for,
[08:47] ---
    But I don't actually think the perfect guy exists...
[08:51] ---
    Sob, sob, sob
SIGN    Flood
[08:55] ---
    You're right! My ideals are too high.
[08:58] ---
    Risa...
[08:59] ---
    I know.
[09:01] ---
    As a person...as a woman, I'm in trouble.
[09:05] ---
    You're in trouble, Koizumi.
[09:07] ---
    I know! I'm a very troubled person.
[09:11] ---
    No, I mean this. Very bad news.
SIGN    Sea Monk 3 Day Tour
[09:19] ---
    It's a Sea Monk ticket!
[09:21] ---
    Nakao just gave it to me.
[09:23] ---
    It's a Sea Monk CHRISTMAS Concert.
[09:25] ---
    Christm...!
[09:26] ---
    December 25th, the most romantic day of the year.
[09:33] ---
    W-Why do I have to spend my Christmas with you like a LOSER?
[09:37] ---
    Beats me! And I'd ask the exact same thing!
[09:40] ---
    OF YOU!!
[09:44] ---
    Moronic. Dear lord, why?
[09:46] ---
    Egads, why?
[09:49] ---
    What country are you guys from?
[09:51] ---
    It's okay. You can go together.
[09:53] ---
    No!
[09:53] ---
    Why must the All Hanshin Kyojin...
[09:55] ---
    desecrate the romantic streets of Christmas with our awkward presence?
[09:58] ---
    Maybe you'll get caught in the flow of Christmas and find romance!
[10:01] ---
    If this chick gets caught in a flow, she'll clog up the drain.
[10:04] ---
    I'll clog YOUR drain!
[10:15] ---
    Even if we walk side by side in the romantic streets of Christmas day,
[10:21] ---
    I doubt romance will blossom.
SIGN    English Lessons
[10:24] ---
    You sneeze like an old man.
[10:27] ---
    I've been feeling sickish lately.
[10:28] ---
    Are ya taking this boyfriend stuff seriously?
[10:30] ---
    I am, I am! Our challenge still isn't over.
[10:34] ---
    You have no plans for Christmas, do ya.
[10:41] ---
    Nope.
[10:42] ---
    Let's just go straight to the concert and straight home.
[10:44] ---
    Wouldn't want romance to bloom in the wrong climate
[10:48] ---
    Even if we took our time going there and back,
[10:51] ---
    I doubt romance would bloom.
[10:54] ---
    Probably right.
[10:56] ---
    I mean, what's your type anyway?
[11:00] ---
    My type?
[11:01] ---
    At the very least, someone who doesn't sneeze like a man in his sixties.
[11:04] ---
    When a lady sneezes, she delicately puts a hand to her mouth...
[11:09] ---
    See, like that.
[11:17] ---
    A Chiharu with different colored hair?
[11:20] ---
    Is that even possible?
[11:22] ---
    But...but...
[11:24] ---
    There's two Chiharus??
[11:27] ---
    Kanzaki...
[11:29] ---
    Atsushi.
[11:36] ---
    What's going on?
[11:43] ---
    Kanzaki...
[11:44] ---
    Atsushi.
[11:49] ---
    "Atsushi"? Who's that?
[11:52] ---
    Me.
[11:54] ---
    Long time no see.
[11:55] ---
    Yeah.
[11:57] ---
    You doing okay?
[11:58] ---
    Yeah.
[12:00] ---
    That scared me.
[12:02] ---
    She really looks exactly like Chiharu.
[12:06] ---
    Um, so, I've got somewhere to be...
[12:19] ---
    Hey, hey, Atsushi, who was that?
[12:21] ---
    Doesn't matter.
[12:23] ---
    Oh please, Atsushi, you can tell me!
[12:27] ---
    Something's up, you dog.
[12:30] ---
    ...She's my ex-girlfriend.
[12:39] ---
    Your ex-girlfriend?
[12:41] ---
    You DATED her??
[12:42] ---
    Is it really THAT hard to believe?
[12:44] ---
    Are you telling the truth?
[12:46] ---
    Why would I lie?
[12:49] ---
    I don't see it! You're too Otani-ish for her!
[12:51] ---
    Listen, you...
[12:52] ---
    If a person's 15 or 16, he's bound to have dated at least once!
[12:56] ---
    Well, I haven't!
[12:57] ---
    Is that something to brag about?
[13:02] ---
    Shock...
[13:03] ---
    Shock to the highest.
[13:08] ---
    Otani has an ex-girlfriend?
[13:11] ---
    He's way too Otani-ish for that!
[13:14] ---
    Hey, so Nakaochi told me about her.
[13:17] ---
    Her name's Mayu Kanzaki.
[13:19] ---
    She managed Otani and Nakao's junior high basketball team.
[13:24] ---
    He says they dated for two years.
[13:28] ---
    -And apparently Otani was the one who was more attached.
[13:30] ---
    - So it's true...
[13:40] ---
    I'd thought that like me, Otani had never dated anyone.
[13:46] ---
    Now I really feel like a late-bloomer.
[13:49] ---
    Hey, Otani, why did you guys break up?
[13:52] ---
    Why do you want to know?
[13:54] ---
    Well, I just can't picture it!
[13:56] ---
    You dating or breaking up with someone...
[14:03] ---
    We didn't break up... She dumped me.
[14:09] ---
    Um...
[14:10] ---
    She fell for someone else and that was it.
[14:13] ---
    I was depressed enough as it was,
[14:15] ---
    but then I found out who my replacement was...
[14:18] ---
    He was 2 meters tall and dubbed, "the Giant Stallion of West Jr. High."
[14:24] ---
    She really knew how to twist the knife...
[14:27] ---
    But I'm sure it was just a coincidence!
[14:30] ---
    I doubt she chose him for his height.
[14:31] ---
    Even if it was a coincidence...
[14:34] ---
    It certainly didn't help my already delicate complex over my height.
[14:43] ---
    I guess if I say any more, you'll punch me again.
[14:49] ---
    Otani...
[14:56] ---
    I see.
[14:57] ---
    So he had that kind of past.
[15:04] ---
    May you find happiness!
[15:11] ---
    Otani, I know all too well how you feel!
[15:16] ---
    Being dumped like that would only make you feel worse about your height.
[15:21] ---
    Keep at it, Otani!
[15:22] ---
    Stay optimistic, Otani!
[15:32] ---
    I forgot my bag!
[15:35] ---
    Will you wait for me while I get it?
[15:49] ---
    So, everyone who was on the basketball team...
[15:52] ---
    is getting together on the 25th for a party.
[15:55] ---
    Could you leave that day open for us?
[15:58] ---
    Okay.
[15:59] ---
    The more I look, the more I see the resemblance to Chiharu.
[16:02] ---
    No, I think Chiharu looks like HER, not the other way around.
[16:08] ---
    THAT'S probably why Otani was attracted to Chiharu.
[16:14] ---
    Promise you'll come, okay?
[16:15] ---
    There's something I want to talk about.
[16:17] ---
    Bye.
[16:27] ---
    What's that? Why's he spacing out?
[16:31] ---
    Could it be...he still likes her?
[16:37] ---
    Oh, the 25th is--
[16:39] ---
    Don't worry! I'll go to Sea Monk's concert alone!
[16:43] ---
    K-Koizumi, how long have you been there?
[16:45] ---
    She wants to talk, eh? Probably wants to get back together.
[16:49] ---
    And if you can't go to the party and get back together with her,
[16:52] ---
    it'll be all my fault.
[16:55] ---
    Lucky break.
[16:55] ---
    Getting back together with your ex...
[16:57] ---
    will help you beat me in the challenge...
[16:59] ---
    much faster than finding someone new.
[17:02] ---
    Koizumi...
[17:03] ---
    Ah, but since I'm helping to make this happen,
[17:05] ---
    I'm not buying ya new sneakers.
[17:07] ---
    I don't mind taking you out to tea or something, though.
[17:11] ---
    Cheapskate.
[17:11] ---
    'Tis the season!
[17:13] ---
    Sometimes I'm not sure whether you're nice or not.
[17:19] ---
    I'm nice, of course.
[17:21] ---
    Oh, really?
[17:23] ---
    After all... how can I abandon such a passionate face?
[17:27] ---
    He surprised me.
[17:31] ---
    Nobuko, Chiharu, so the situation is thus...
[17:35] ---
    "The situation is thus"?
[17:36] ---
    I's gonna be alllll alone on Christmas.
[17:39] ---
    Could you's please spend some time with me's before the concert?
[17:44] ---
    Please?
[17:47] ---
    Um, if you're busy we could always do this on the 24th...
[17:51] ---
    Sorry.
[17:52] ---
    On the 24th I'm going to an overnight Christmas Party with Darling.
[17:57] ---
    And I haven't finished knitting the scarf I'm giving Suzuki,
[18:00] ---
    so I'll be busy...
[18:02] ---
    But maybe if I hurry through it now I can make time...
[18:07] ---
    Oh, whatever! Just leave me in peace!
[18:10] ---
    Don't worry! We still love you!
[18:12] ---
    But we just can't...
[18:14] ---
    Whatever! Christmas isn't a Japanese holiday anyway!
[18:17] ---
    Makes no difference to me if I'm alone or not!
[18:29] ---
    Aw, crap. I was so bored I came too early...
[18:35] ---
    That hurt, you jerk!
[18:37] ---
    My tights! Infection! Blood!
[18:47] ---
    Right about now...
[18:49] ---
    They're probably having the time of their lives.
[18:53] ---
    And Otani's probably back with his ex.
[18:57] ---
    What should I do?
[18:58] ---
    I'm all alone now.
[19:01] ---
    If Otani has a girlfriend,
[19:03] ---
    he probably won't hang out with me anymore.
[19:07] ---
    What should I do?
[19:08] ---
    Winter vacation is a time to party...
[19:10] ---
    but I'll probably just get in everyone's way.
[19:14] ---
    My knee hurts...
[19:16] ---
    And the concert is about to start.
[19:18] ---
    What if I love the concert?
[19:22] ---
    Who am I supposed to share that feeling with?
[19:28] ---
    Though he can be annoying at times...
[19:30] ---
    It's sure dismal without him.
[19:33] ---
    Koizumi!
[19:36] ---
    Is that Otani's voice?
[19:42] ---
    Otani...
[19:44] ---
    Finally found you!
[19:46] ---
    Otani...
[19:47] ---
    Where WERE you?
[19:48] ---
    What're you doing here?
[19:51] ---
    What'm I doing? Seeing Sea Monk, of course!
[19:53] ---
    But what about your ex?
[19:57] ---
    I'll see her some other time.
[19:59] ---
    I promised you first.
[20:03] ---
    I almost didn't come...
[20:06] ---
    but I didn't want to flake out on you like that.
[20:09] ---
    I didn't want to be in your debt.
[20:11] ---
    You really are a moron.
[20:14] ---
    You're a moron.
[20:17] ---
    Wh-wh-why are you crying?
[20:21] ---
    You're a moron!
[20:23] ---
    - Why are you doing this?
[20:24] ---
    - Why'm I a moron?
[20:31] ---
    Koizumi...what's wrong?
[20:35] ---
    C...conk.
[20:36] ---
    "Conk"?
[20:38] ---
    Conk...I...conk...
[20:41] ---
    What're you, a rooster?
[20:42] ---
    I conked my knee!
[20:44] ---
    Your knee?
[20:45] ---
    Wow, you're right! It's bleeding!
[20:48] ---
    What did you do?
[20:50] ---
    Are you okay? Can you walk?
[20:53] ---
    Yeah.
[20:54] ---
    Let's go to the gig.
[21:02] ---
    Otani's hand...is so warm.
[21:07] ---
    Merry Christmas! MC of the M-Sea, Sea Monk!
[21:18] ---
    That was AWESOME!
[21:20] ---
    Yeah, I freaking DIED!
[21:23] ---
    - Freaking sick!
[21:24] ---
    - It's Christmas in the streets.
[21:25] ---
    - Perhaps something can bloom,
[21:25] ---
    - So sick!
[21:27] ---
    even for the All Hanshin Kyojin.
[21:30] ---
    Risa.
[21:33] ---
    Risa!!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    On the way home from school, alone in the park, sitting on our bench,
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    I noticed you were happier than usual
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    So I asked you,
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    "What would you do if the world disappeared?"
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Saying nothing, you squeezed my arm in response.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Please, keep looking at me.
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Our lips are too close and my heart won't stop pounding.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    No matter what mood you're in, I'll accept you for who you are.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    And if your heart ever breaks and tears fall down your cheeks,
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    I will protect you even if it means turning the rest of the world against me.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    I love you
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    I don't need words.
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    You will be my last kiss.
[23:07] [SONG] ---
    Now and forever.
[23:26] ---
    Otani, here's your obligatory chocolate.
[23:28] ---
    - No thanks.
    - But you asked for it!
[23:30] ---
    Why don't'cha give it to that Haruka guy!
[23:32] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:34] ---
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