E5 - Blast That Forbidden Love Away!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    When you asked me how I felt about you
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I said, "You're okay, I guess."
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Wait, are you crying?
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Oh!
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Now I think you might be cute.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Then you tried to run away
    so I grabbed your hand.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    And something deep within
    my heart began to dance.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a textbook for romance.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    There are just too many
    problems I don't understand.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a teacher for romance.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    If I add You + Me
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Will the answer be "Love"?
[01:15] ---
    Thanks.
[01:17] ---
    Sha-winnng!
[01:20] ---
    I'm Atsushi Otani of Class 2-3.
[01:22] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[01:23] ---
    I'm Kotoboki from Class 1-4.
[01:26] ---
    My first name is Seiko.
[01:30] ---
    Umm!
[01:49] ---
    I've fallen in love with you.
[01:55] ---
    What the HELL!
SIGN    "Blow Away Forbidden Love!"
[02:10] ---
    Disgusting.
[02:13] ---
    What's disgusting?
[02:14] ---
    Are you really gonna date Seiko?
[02:18] ---
    Disgusting.
[02:19] ---
    It's not disgusting!
[02:20] ---
    Could you turn down such sparkling eyes?
[02:23] ---
    You're always like that
    - trying to look cool.
[02:26] ---
    Irresolute - that's all you are.
[02:29] ---
    Don't lash out just because
    YOU can't get a date!
[02:33] ---
    I can SO get a date!
[02:34] ---
    Haruka gave me an open invitation to date.
[02:37] ---
    He likes you as a "hero", not a woman.
[02:41] ---
    Whereas she's so crazy
    about me she kissed me.
[02:47] ---
    I'm such a heartbreaker.
[02:49] ---
    In an instant I conned an innocent
    lamb into being my love-slave.
[02:55] ---
    Gaaah! Mmy-tum plodeex! Moron max bzzz!
[02:58] ---
    What language was that?
[03:01] ---
    Sorry, Koizumi, but...
[03:03] ---
    With Japan's limited space, everyone
    is on the lookout for compact things.
[03:10] ---
    Cell phones, digital cameras, mobile PCs.
[03:13] ---
    And also...
[03:14] ---
    MINI-MEN!
[03:17] ---
    The era for little men has arrived at last!
[03:20] ---
    ...I should trademark that.
[03:21] ---
    Aw, crap.
[03:22] ---
    He's completely full of himself.
SIGN    Afternoon ~ Health and Fitness Exams in the gym
[03:28] ---
    That guy really needs to get off his cloud!
[03:30] ---
    Well, wouldn't any guy let it go to his head
[03:32] ---
    if a cute girl kissed him out of nowhere?
[03:36] ---
    Really?
[03:37] ---
    And besides,
[03:39] ---
    Otani is used to being called "cute,"
[03:40] ---
    but he's seldom treated as a heartthrob.
[03:43] ---
    So it makes him particularly flattered.
[03:49] ---
    For a cute girl she sure is bold.
[03:52] ---
    That's the first time I've seen
    people kiss right in front of me.
[03:55] ---
    Hey, ladies!
[04:02] ---
    Hello!
[04:03] ---
    The infamous Seiko.
[04:05] ---
    Is your health exam over?
[04:07] ---
    Yes!
[04:08] ---
    Umm...I'm sorry for shocking you yesterday.
[04:14] ---
    That WAS a rather progressive act...
[04:17] ---
    When I saw Mr. Otani I
    just couldn't help myself.
[04:22] ---
    Ahhh, just remembering
    it makes my body tingle.
[04:31] ---
    Seiko?
[04:33] ---
    Sorry!
[04:34] ---
    I was off flying again.
[04:36] ---
    "Flying"?
[04:37] ---
    When Seiko thinks about a beloved
    man, her heart flies away!
[04:42] ---
    And then my body attacks...er,
    I mean, ACTS on its own.
[04:48] ---
    Oh, crap. She's a weirdo.
[04:50] ---
    Just like yesterday...
[04:52] ---
    Was Mr. Otani mad that I did that?
[04:56] ---
    Not at all. He was on cloud 9.
[04:58] ---
    Thank goodness!
[05:00] ---
    I'm gonna keep going for him,
    so will you ladies help me?
[05:09] ---
    Sure.
[05:11] ---
    Well then, thanks for your help!
[05:19] ---
    "Help"...eh?
[05:29] ---
    That girl has strange tricks up her sleeve.
[05:33] ---
    "Tricks"?
[05:34] ---
    Tricks to clench a boy's heart!
[05:37] ---
    When Seiko is "flying,"
[05:39] ---
    massive amounts of pheromones
    waft from her body.
[05:42] ---
    Pheromones, eh?
[05:44] ---
    A substance that my body completely lacks.
[05:48] ---
    More like, "unfair-amon".
[05:50] ---
    Buppy peppernyo! Mapyoripen!
[05:54] ---
    Well, she may not be Otani's type,
[05:58] ---
    But I guess sometimes it's easy to latch
    onto the pheromones that attack you.
[06:04] ---
    You need to put forth more effort, Risa.
[06:07] ---
    Why do I need to put forth more effort?
[06:09] ---
    Or rather, effort for WHAT?!
[06:12] ---
    Risa, Risa...
[06:14] ---
    WHAT!
[06:18] ---
    Sorry. Chiharu, you're a
    nurse's aide, aren't ya?
[06:22] ---
    Yeah...
[06:23] ---
    Okay, Risa, let's get you measured.
[06:28] ---
    Well, Seiko is tiny and cute...
[06:31] ---
    Any guy would rather be liked by
    her instead of a giantess like me.
[06:39] ---
    Though I'd never say that out loud!
[06:42] ---
    Risa...
[06:43] ---
    One...one hundred seventy...two.
[06:48] ---
    What?!
[06:49] ---
    172 cm?!
[06:51] ---
    R...Risa, what scary eyes you have...
[06:54] ---
    Say it ain't so, Chiharu!
[06:56] ---
    It's not true, right?
[06:57] ---
    The scale must be busted!
[06:59] ---
    Risa! You must face reality, not fight it!
[07:02] ---
    I refuse!
[07:04] ---
    I was only 170 cm last time.
[07:07] ---
    There must be some mistake.
[07:09] ---
    Once more...
[07:10] ---
    RE-MEASURE ME!!
[07:14] ---
    One...One hundred seventy-two?!
[07:17] ---
    Is this some sick joke?!
[07:19] ---
    2 cm...I grew 2 cm.
[07:23] ---
    Man, this sucks.
[07:24] ---
    What about you?
[07:27] ---
    This might shock you...
[07:28] ---
    I grew 2 whole millimeters!
[07:30] ---
    Woah, shocker.
[07:31] ---
    You really do piss me off!
[07:34] ---
    2 mm don't make a difference either way.
[07:37] ---
    Say what you will.
[07:39] ---
    I'm in a great mood right now
    so nothing's gonna get me down.
[07:42] ---
    Sexy fairy.
[07:44] ---
    WHO'RE YOU CALLIN' "SEXY FAIRY"!
[07:46] ---
    Seiko's here.
[07:50] ---
    Hi, Mr. Otani!
[07:53] ---
    Hey.
[07:54] ---
    Who the hell ARE you?!
[07:56] ---
    - You're so cool.
[07:57] ---
    - Thanks.
[07:59] ---
    Why'd you have to grow, Risa?
[08:01] ---
    I can't control it!
[08:04] ---
    If you don't do something that girl
    and Otani really will hook up.
[08:08] ---
    Screw them. They can do what they want.
[08:14] ---
    Well, bye!
[08:15] ---
    Bye.
[08:22] ---
    What was that for!
[08:24] ---
    Punishment for spacing out.
[08:26] ---
    What if I hit my face and got
    a butt-chin like a white guy?!
[08:29] ---
    It'd be a convenient place to keep notes.
SIGN    Notes
[08:32] ---
    Moron!!
[08:33] ---
    If my handsome face were damaged,
    sweet Seiko would be sad.
[08:37] ---
    What a lucky guy you are...
[08:44] ---
    Oh, this... I really like it.
[08:47] ---
    Oh, that's nice...
[08:49] ---
    By wearing this, the God of Giants
    might make me grow even taller!
[08:54] ---
    God of Giants?
[08:56] ---
    Allow me to explain.
[08:57] ---
    Otherwise known as Risa Koizumi,
[08:58] ---
    She usually takes human form.
[09:01] ---
    But in actuality, she is a
    God of Giants from Giantland!
[09:05] ---
    Who the hell!
[09:21] ---
    I really like this.
[09:23] ---
    Oh, that's nice.
[09:27] ---
    What's wrong?
[09:29] ---
    You're unusually happy.
[09:31] ---
    Really?
[09:33] ---
    I don't think so...
[09:34] ---
    You're so cool!
[09:38] ---
    Super cool, Mr. Otani!
[09:42] ---
    Over here!
[09:45] ---
    Mr. Otani, keep at it!
[09:49] ---
    Otani, ball!
[09:56] ---
    THAT HURRRRRT!
[09:58] ---
    Moron.
[10:01] ---
    Mr. Otani!
[10:04] ---
    Are you okay?
[10:05] ---
    Let's go to the infirmary.
[10:08] ---
    Seiko?
[10:11] ---
    Otani, who's that cute girl?
[10:13] ---
    Your girlfriend?
[10:15] ---
    She's not my girlfriend!
[10:18] ---
    I may become his girlfriend in the future!
[10:27] ---
    This is dangerous...
[10:29] ---
    He's off to the infirmary with the voodoo
    cutie who kisses in broad daylight!
[10:33] ---
    To the INFIRMARY.
[10:35] ---
    Mr. Otani, isn't it hot in here?
[10:38] ---
    Saying this, Seiko will undo
    one, then two buttons...
[10:42] ---
    What the hell!
[10:45] ---
    Nakao, I just remembered something!
[10:54] ---
    That kid is really cute, right?
[10:57] ---
    But we're all being fooled.
[11:00] ---
    "Seiko Kotobuki" isn't that kid's real name.
[11:03] ---
    SEIKO is actually...
[11:07] ---
    Isn't it hot in here?
[11:13] ---
    Otani!!
[11:17] ---
    ...HIS real name is SEISHIRO Kotobuki.
[11:19] ---
    Yes, he's a full-fledged BOY.
[11:21] ---
    Awww!
[11:39] ---
    Otani...
[11:43] ---
    So the Sports Festival is coming up...
[11:46] ---
    I hear they're recruiting
    for the Cheering Squad...
[11:49] ---
    Maybe I'll join...
[11:52] ---
    Darling, if y-you're joining...m-maybe
    I'll join too...
[11:56] ---
    What d-does the Cheering Squad do?
[11:59] ---
    They ch-cheer...pfft...I guess...
[12:03] ---
    WHAT'S SO FUNNY, YOU GUYS!!
[12:05] ---
    Ohh? Why are your feathers so ruffled?
[12:08] ---
    STOP HALF-LAUGHING!
[12:11] ---
    It's no use, I'm laughing!
[12:14] ---
    Hey, Nobuko! I was trying
    so hard to hold it in...
SIGN    Hahahahaha
[12:20] ---
    SLAPPED! YOU'RE ALL GETTING SLAPPED!
[12:24] ---
    C'est la vie, Otani.
[12:25] ---
    It happens all the time.
[12:27] ---
    If it happens all the time,
    I'm dying before I graduate!
[12:33] ---
    YOU GUYS! THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!
[12:36] ---
    Sorry about that, Otani...
[12:38] ---
    But I guess I'm a bit relieved.
[12:42] ---
    Gasp!
[12:43] ---
    Why'm I relieved?
[12:47] ---
    Hey, ladies!
[12:50] ---
    Are you gonna watch basketball
    on the way home today?
[12:52] ---
    Yeah...
[12:55] ---
    So this is a boy...
[12:59] ---
    So, Miss Koizumi, you have a
    crush on Mr. Otani, don't you.
[13:04] ---
    No!
[13:06] ---
    I'm not here to watch Otani,
[13:08] ---
    I'm just tagging along with Nobuko
    - her boyfriend is on the team.
[13:10] ---
    But you gave him that wristband, didn't you?
[13:15] ---
    Wristband?
[13:16] ---
    That's the first I've heard of it.
[13:18] ---
    You wouldn't really give a present to
    a boy unless you had feelings for him.
[13:22] ---
    Gulp!
[13:24] ---
    B-but, you know!
[13:25] ---
    Wouldn't it be weird for a giant
    like me to fall for a runt like him?
[13:30] ---
    You think so? I think that
    doesn't really matter.
[13:35] ---
    If that's the case, isn't it even stranger
    that I have a crush on Mr. Otani?
[13:42] ---
    Well, maybe...
[13:45] ---
    But, Seiko, you don't really look like a boy.
[13:48] ---
    Oh, wait, not "Seiko."
[13:50] ---
    "Mr. Seishiro"...
[13:51] ---
    It's SEIKO!
[13:53] ---
    Right...
[13:55] ---
    I don't think of myself as a boy at all!
[13:59] ---
    God just put the wrong parts on my body!
[14:05] ---
    But... Did Mr. Otani say anything about me?
[14:12] ---
    Ever since the infirmary...he's
    seemed uncomfortable around me.
[14:22] ---
    I wonder if he finds me disgusting...
[14:27] ---
    I think he's just confused.
[14:29] ---
    You do?
[14:30] ---
    Yeah, don't worry about it.
[14:34] ---
    I'm sorry.
[14:36] ---
    I asked you to help me, completely
    unaware of how you felt.
[14:40] ---
    Well...
[14:42] ---
    I guess we're rivals from now on.
[14:44] ---
    Um, about that...
[14:46] ---
    But I won't let you defeat me!
[14:48] ---
    With my beauty and pheromones I will
    win Mr. Otani's heart for sure!
[14:53] ---
    So bright!
[14:56] ---
    Sparkle! Sparkle!...
[14:58] ---
    Seiko is blindingly bright!
[15:00] ---
    But why?
[15:11] ---
    You wouldn't really give a present to
    a boy unless you had feelings for him.
[15:30] ---
    You're slouching!
[15:32] ---
    Really?
[15:35] ---
    Risa, you're obsessing too
    much over your height!
[15:38] ---
    You only grew 2 cm, but you're acting
    freaking HEARTBROKEN over it.
[15:41] ---
    But it's 2 centimeters!
[15:43] ---
    That's a huge problem!
[15:44] ---
    Do you realize WHY you
    think it's a huge problem?
[15:50] ---
    Because...
[15:52] ---
    You fell for a guy who's
    shorter than you - right?
[15:56] ---
    I fell for someone shorter than me...?
[16:01] ---
    Mr. Otani!
[16:03] ---
    What the hell?!
[16:05] ---
    I came to visit!
[16:07] ---
    No, I mean, the way you're dressed...
[16:09] ---
    What's that??
[16:10] ---
    I'm on the Cheering Squad
    for the Sports Festival!
[16:14] ---
    I'm called a "Cheer-girl"!
[16:17] ---
    Cheer-girl...
[16:19] ---
    Yes!
[16:20] ---
    Cheer-GIRL...
[16:22] ---
    It's such a cute outfit I wanted
    you to be the first to see it!
[16:27] ---
    Isn't it cute?
[16:29] ---
    Cute...
[16:31] ---
    Even though falling for a boy when you
    are one is such a difficult issue...
[16:36] ---
    He's just so determined...
[16:39] ---
    And so cute...
[16:43] ---
    And here I am, obsessing
    over a few centimeters...
[16:47] ---
    And lying to myself about how I feel.
[16:51] ---
    Hey, Risa...
[16:53] ---
    Let's all join the Cheering Squad together!
[16:55] ---
    I wanna be a cute Cheer Girl!
[16:57] ---
    Yes?
[16:59] ---
    Good work, guys!
[17:06] ---
    Seiko, we're all gonna be in
    the same group together, huh.
[17:10] ---
    Since Mr. Otani will be nearby,
    Seiko will be extra inspired!
[17:14] ---
    But why do you like Otani?
[17:16] ---
    Wouldn't ya rather go for
    someone more masculine?
[17:21] ---
    But Mr. Otani is PLENTY
    masculine - he's cool!
[17:25] ---
    Wasn't it just so cool...
[17:27] ---
    when Mr. Otani saved me from that
    dog on the first day of school?
[17:31] ---
    And besides...
[17:33] ---
    We don't care how tall you are.
[17:35] ---
    Even if you're short, come on in.
[17:38] ---
    I thought someone sensitive like him
    would accept me, even if I'm a boy.
[17:44] ---
    Maybe you're right...
[17:51] ---
    I do think he's a good guy.
[17:53] ---
    Isn't he, though?
[17:54] ---
    Mr. Otani!
[17:58] ---
    Woah, crap!
[17:59] ---
    Leggo of me, get offa me!
[18:02] ---
    Just stay back! Stop it!
[18:05] ---
    Nobuko, I'm leaving, okay?
[18:08] ---
    Sure.
[18:10] ---
    So you really are a boy?
[18:12] ---
    Yes!
[18:13] ---
    You're not dating Otani, are you?
[18:16] ---
    No!
[18:21] ---
    But I do love Mr. Otani.
[18:23] ---
    I see. Well, thanks.
[18:26] ---
    You're welcome.
[18:27] ---
    See? No way are they dating.
[18:31] ---
    Otani would never date a tall girl like that.
[18:37] ---
    Hey there!
[18:39] ---
    What do you mean they'd never date?
[18:41] ---
    Miss Risa?
[18:43] ---
    He's just trying to grab a little happiness!
[18:45] ---
    How dare you mock him!
[18:47] ---
    Miss Risa! Miss Risa!
[18:50] ---
    It's okay - I'm not bothered by them.
[18:53] ---
    But Seiko...
[18:55] ---
    Weren't they rude?
[18:57] ---
    Don't you think that's rude?
[18:58] ---
    Huh? Not really...
[19:02] ---
    But...
[19:03] ---
    Hearing them say that...suddenly...
[19:06] ---
    made me a bit sad.
[19:12] ---
    Isn't it strange?
[19:16] ---
    I am strange, aren't I?
[19:18] ---
    I, a boy, have feelings for Mr. Otani.
[19:22] ---
    Th-that's not strange at all!
[19:24] ---
    But Mr. Otani won't smile
    at me like he used to...
[19:31] ---
    He must think I'm gross...
[19:34] ---
    He hates me!
[19:39] ---
    Listen...
[19:40] ---
    Hey!
[19:46] ---
    Stop putting words in my mouth.
[19:48] ---
    Mr. Otani...
[19:50] ---
    Otani...
[19:52] ---
    Listen, I'm only gonna say this once.
[19:54] ---
    I don't hate you.
[19:56] ---
    And I don't think you're gross.
[19:59] ---
    But if ya want me to be your boyfriend,
    then we'll have a problem.
[20:03] ---
    Let's see...and also...
[20:07] ---
    Y-you look kinda cute...as a cheer-girl.
[20:13] ---
    Mr. Otani!
[20:15] ---
    Woah, stop it!
[20:18] ---
    May I visit you in your classroom again?
[20:20] ---
    Fine! Just let go!
[20:22] ---
    I'll dress as a cheer-girl
    every day from now on.
[20:24] ---
    No!
SIGN    12th Annual Maido Academy Sports Festival
SIGN    Victory
[20:29] ---
    No way!
[20:30] ---
    For the love of god, no way!
[20:33] ---
    Don't blame me!
[20:35] ---
    The Cheering Squad decided
    everyone should cross-dress.
[20:39] ---
    He's right...
[20:46] ---
    Miss Koizumi, you're a real girl, unlike me.
[20:49] ---
    So you have a real chance
    of becoming his girlfriend.
[20:56] ---
    If you spend too much time
    worrying about your height,
[20:58] ---
    you'll never get the love you deserve!
[20:59] ---
    Keep trying, okay?
[21:04] ---
    Maybe it's time for me...to start
    being more honest with myself.
[21:13] ---
    Got'cha!
[21:15] ---
    Leggo! Hey! What're you doing?!
[21:20] ---
    I can lift him right off the ground...
[21:24] ---
    Hey, woah, what the hell are you doing!!
[21:27] ---
    I don't care if I can carry him easily.
SIGN    Nurse
[21:31] ---
    I don't care if he's smaller than me.
[21:35] ---
    Because...
[21:38] ---
    - I've brought him!
[21:38] ---
    - I have feelings for Otani.
[21:40] ---
    She's carrying him! The
    prince brought the princess!
[21:43] ---
    Come on, let's turn him into a cheer girl!
[21:45] ---
    Let me down! Let me down!
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    On the way home from school, alone
    in the park, sitting on our bench,
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    I noticed you were happier than usual
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    So I asked you,
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    "What would you do if the world disappeared?"
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Saying nothing, you squeezed
    my arm in response.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Please, keep looking at me.
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Our lips are too close and
    my heart won't stop pounding.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    No matter what mood you're in,
    I'll accept you for who you are.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    And if your heart ever breaks
    and tears fall down your cheeks,
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    I will protect you even if it means
    turning the rest of the world against me.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    I love you
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    I don't need words.
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    You will be my last kiss.
[23:07] [SONG] ---
    Now and forever.
[23:26] ---
    Koizumi, do you have a crush on someone?
[23:28] ---
    Me? Well, it's O-Otan...
[23:30] ---
    You're acting suspiciously...
[23:32] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:34] ---
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    Decision! Operation Love Confession!!"
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