E14 - Mighty Is Lethally Dreamy!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    We are in the Heisei Era Only!
    This Show was not in Showa!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Here, there, everywhere
    - okay! Hey-Say is okay!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    We're in this era - sorry! But don't worry!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We'll surely find our dreams in the
    future. Come on, everybody, follow me!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    You should start every day
    with a happily pounding heart.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    All you need is wings, no fancy clothes.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna be brave and fly out
    to a world never before seen.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    And I'm taking you with me. Don't be shy.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    It's just the two of us. Love
    is coming. Love is coming.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    In the distant universe,
    one star shone brightest.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    It is the Earth - a sparkling
    stage just for us.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    The miracle that brought us
    together may have been flawed.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    But that's meaningless. I like
    you just the way you are.
[01:31] ---
    K-Koizumi...
[01:34] ---
    "Cut out"?
[01:35] ---
    My memory cut out...
[01:38] ---
    He doesn't remember anything??
SIGN    "Death by Heartgasm for Maity!"
SIGN    Lovey-Dovey Fantasy 2 - limited edition
[01:51] ---
    Risa.
[01:52] ---
    What's wrong? You look sad.
[01:54] ---
    That's so unlike you.
[01:56] ---
    If you've been through what I have...
[01:58] ---
    Release all your sadness to me and
    show me that pretty smile of yours.
SIGN    GRIN.
[02:04] ---
    Yes. That expression suits you much better.
[02:07] ---
    Your smile is the source of my wellbeing.
[02:11] ---
    Cane sure is nice.
[02:13] ---
    Why can't I meet a guy
    like this in real life?
[02:16] ---
    Ah, my heart has started to race.
[02:20] ---
    I wonder if it's because I...
[02:22] ---
    No, forget I said that.
[02:24] ---
    No, go on! Go on!
[02:26] ---
    My big sis looks like she's
    falling off the deep end...
[02:29] ---
    Who is this "Cane" fellow?
[02:31] ---
    Risa! Please, come back to us!
[02:33] ---
    Please, may I sit next to you?
[02:36] ---
    I want to make the most of
    every moment with you, Risa.
[02:42] ---
    Just FYI...
[02:43] ---
    That was my first smooch, buddy.
[02:48] ---
    And then, that jackass said...
[02:50] ---
    My memory cut out right where
    I was eating that tangerine.
[02:54] ---
    He doesn't remember...
[02:56] ---
    He doesn't remember?
[02:59] ---
    How is that possible?
[03:02] ---
    You think I'm gonna let
    him get away with that?!
[03:09] ---
    Risa!
[03:11] ---
    Did you see the board?
[03:12] ---
    We're all in the same class again!
[03:14] ---
    Is that so...
[03:17] ---
    Reaction = zero!
[03:18] ---
    What's up?
[03:19] ---
    Nothing.
[03:21] ---
    There's me, Darling, Chiharu and Suzuki...
[03:24] ---
    And also Otani!
[03:27] ---
    Seriously?!
[03:27] ---
    Please don't eat me!
[03:30] ---
    So we end up in the same class
    for the full three years, eh.
[03:37] ---
    Which means I'll be part of the All Hanshin
    Kyojin all the way up to graduation day.
[03:40] ---
    Do somethin' about it, will ya?
[03:44] ---
    Why don't YOU do somethin'
    about it, you frickin' RUNT!
[03:47] ---
    - Risa!
    - What was that for?!
[03:48] ---
    Search your BLACK heart and
    you'll find the answer!
[03:51] ---
    What's your problem?
[03:52] ---
    Why'm I on your shit list
    first day of school?
[03:54] ---
    Just what did I do wrong?
[03:56] ---
    Uh, I'm gonna go find Chiharu and Suzuki.
[03:59] ---
    'Kay!
[04:02] ---
    You've been pissy ever
    since the Sea Monk concert.
[04:07] ---
    Did Sea Monk do something wrong?
[04:09] ---
    Sea Monk was AWESOME to me, as always.
[04:11] ---
    Then what is it?
[04:13] ---
    Be specific!
[04:15] ---
    You really don't remember anything?
[04:17] ---
    R-remember what?
[04:19] ---
    I don't get it.
[04:21] ---
    My....
[04:22] ---
    My first kiss...
[04:26] ---
    YOU STOLE...my first kiss...GIVE IT BACK!!
[04:34] ---
    K....Koizumi?
[04:41] ---
    An ambulance! What's the number again?
[04:43] ---
    Why'd you do it!
[04:45] ---
    What kinda mirage were you seeing?
[04:48] ---
    Don't tell me, we also got married and
    you want me to come home with you?!
[04:54] ---
    Come back to Earth, man!
[04:56] ---
    I don't know what trauma you've been through,
[04:58] ---
    But you've gotta stop blurring
    fantasy and reality!
[05:01] ---
    Don't carry this burden alone!
[05:03] ---
    Okay?
[05:04] ---
    Okay?!
SIGN    Patience
[05:13] ---
    YOU JUST DON'T GET IT!
[05:18] ---
    Then what was that?
[05:19] ---
    Why did he do that?
[05:21] ---
    Was he really unaware of what he was doing?
[05:25] ---
    No matter what the reason...
[05:26] ---
    If he doesn't remember it
    happening, it was just a mistake.
[05:30] ---
    Hey...
[05:32] ---
    Why're you so mad?
[05:34] ---
    I'm not mad...
[05:35] ---
    Something must've happened
    when you went to visit Otani.
[05:38] ---
    Nothing "happened"!
[05:40] ---
    It didn't happen!
[05:43] ---
    Risa?
[05:47] ---
    I know. I don't have a shred
    of feminine charm in my body.
[05:53] ---
    Excuse me, Miss...
[05:55] ---
    I don't want any.
[05:57] ---
    I'm not a salesman.
[06:02] ---
    I just want to pass through.
[06:08] ---
    Sorry...
[06:10] ---
    No. I'm sorry to intrude.
[06:13] ---
    Go ahead...
[06:14] ---
    Thanks.
[06:15] ---
    Who's that?
[06:16] ---
    I dunno.
[06:25] ---
    What's wrong?
[06:26] ---
    If you wrinkle your forehead so,
    your pretty face will go to ruin.
[06:32] ---
    See?
[06:34] ---
    Keep smiling.
[06:36] ---
    Okay?
[06:40] ---
    'kay...
[06:42] ---
    Wh-what is this tingling chill?
[06:47] ---
    M-my body has f-felt it before...
[06:49] ---
    C...
[06:50] ---
    Cane, my sweet!
[06:52] ---
    THAT'S what it is!
[06:54] ---
    A Prince Charming like
    that really does exist!
[06:58] ---
    Prince...hives...
[07:00] ---
    WHAT is so great about
    a SNOBBY guy like that?!
[07:03] ---
    He's tall, slender, cool,
    handsome - just like royalty!
[07:08] ---
    He's my ideal man!
[07:10] ---
    ...But isn't he the complete
    polar opposite of Otani?
[07:15] ---
    That's right.
[07:16] ---
    He's not a runty, tactless idiot who breaks
    a girl's heart without even realizing it.
[07:20] ---
    From this day forth...
[07:22] ---
    Sir Cane FTW!!
[07:26] ---
    I wonder which class he's in?
[07:28] ---
    Which class who is in.
[07:29] ---
    You're really creeping me out.
[07:35] ---
    Oh dear, oh dear. My pretty
    face will go to ruin.
SIGN    Ohohohohohoho
[07:38] ---
    "Pretty"? Maybe for a monster...
[07:41] ---
    Sir Cane told me so!
[07:46] ---
    Oh, crap!
[07:47] ---
    Koizumi's lost it...
[07:49] ---
    She's living in a fantasy world
    where she's got a lover...
[07:52] ---
    And he's a WHITE GUY, no less...
[07:54] ---
    She must really be hurting.
[07:56] ---
    Why? Did I do something wrong again?
[07:59] ---
    Probably.
[08:00] ---
    Come on, in your seats.
[08:02] ---
    Mr. Gorilla-teacher again?
[08:04] ---
    I'm so tired of seeing that face.
[08:05] ---
    - For real, man!
[08:05] ---
    - I'm not a Gorilla.
[08:06] ---
    Call me "Sir. Mr. Nakano"
[08:08] ---
    So let's zip through the administrative BS...
[08:12] ---
    I move that my aides are Koizumi and Otani.
[08:16] ---
    Not so fast!
[08:17] ---
    You have an objection?
[08:19] ---
    We're full of objections!
[08:20] ---
    Ah, sorry/
[08:22] ---
    I forgot I had something else
    important to take care of next.
[08:24] ---
    Did the motion pass?! Are we aides now?!
[08:26] ---
    My assistant homeroom teacher is new,
    so I figured I should introduce him.
[08:30] ---
    Mr. Maitake!
[08:36] ---
    You naughty boy, Mr. Nakano.
[08:38] ---
    I was starting to think you'd
    forgotten about little me.
[08:40] ---
    Sorry, buddy.
[08:43] ---
    Sir Cane!
[08:46] ---
    Calm down, Koizumi!
[08:47] ---
    Sir Cane doesn't exist in real life...
[08:50] ---
    Oh, it's you...
[08:51] ---
    Yes! So you're a teacher?!
[08:54] ---
    - Yes.
    - Is his name really "Cane"?
[08:56] ---
    No. He just looks like
    the video game character.
[08:59] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[09:01] ---
    I will be this class's
    assistant homeroom teacher
[09:03] ---
    And I will also teach English.
[09:05] ---
    I am Kuniumi Maitake.
[09:08] ---
    But you may call me "Maity".
[09:11] ---
    I just moved here from Tokyo
[09:13] ---
    So there are many things about
    Osaka that still elude me.
[09:16] ---
    I hope you'll all help me feel at home.
[09:17] ---
    We will!
[09:19] ---
    Shall we finish picking the aides?
[09:21] ---
    Sure.
[09:22] ---
    Yes!
[09:23] ---
    I'll do it!
[09:24] ---
    Really?
[09:25] ---
    Then we need a second aide...
[09:26] ---
    This little runt says he wants to help!
[09:29] ---
    Oh? Does the class agree?
[09:31] ---
    - We do!
[09:32] ---
    - Hey!
[09:33] ---
    Those two are called the
    "All Hanshin Kyojin."
[09:35] ---
    They're a legend at this school.
[09:37] ---
    Sir!
[09:39] ---
    What a cute nickname.
[09:48] ---
    What a nice guy you are, Maity...
[09:50] ---
    Easy there! Are ya ditching Otani for Maity?
[09:53] ---
    I'm not.
[09:55] ---
    Maity is just like Cane:
[09:57] ---
    fantasy-oasis in my soul where I can escape
    the harsh realities of unrequited love.
[10:01] ---
    Though it might be easier
    to just fall for him.
[10:04] ---
    Over my dead body! I won't
    let you date an ice man!
[10:07] ---
    If only there were a "Continue"
    option in real life...
[10:11] ---
    That may have been poetry to you,
    but to me it was gamer psychobabble.
SIGN    Boo!
[10:16] ---
    Scowling only makes ya less appealing!
[10:19] ---
    How much longer am I gonna
    let Otani control my moods?
[10:23] ---
    There's still no sign of a light at
    the end of the tunnel with him...
[10:28] ---
    Am I really okay with wasting away the
    best years of my life crushing over him?
[10:34] ---
    Why'd ya have to drag ME
    into being a teacher's aide?
SIGN    Kansai Turban Bank
[10:37] ---
    It shouldn't matter.
[10:40] ---
    I guess I don't blame ya for comparing
    him to a video game character.
[10:44] ---
    Oh, shut up.
[10:45] ---
    It's a free country!
[10:50] ---
    Hey....did I do something wrong?
[10:53] ---
    You're pissed about something.
[10:55] ---
    About me remembering something
    or not remembering something.
[10:59] ---
    I'm not mad. If you don't
    remember, it didn't happen.
[11:02] ---
    But I feel uneasy about it!
[11:03] ---
    What happened? Was it when
    you came to my house?
[11:05] ---
    It doesn't matter! Nothing happened.
[11:08] ---
    I forgot earlier, but...
[11:09] ---
    NicoNico Convenience Store
[11:10] ---
    What is it?
[11:10] ---
    After the Sea Monk concert, you
    went straight home, remember?
[11:14] ---
    But I stayed in line and bought some merch.
[11:18] ---
    You can have it.
[11:20] ---
    I don't want'cha complaining later
    that I didn't get ya anything.
SIGN    I Love Sea Monk
[11:23] ---
    SICK!
[11:24] ---
    Right?
[11:25] ---
    Awesome! Is this really for me?!
[11:27] ---
    Yeah!
[11:30] ---
    It sure is easy to put
    ya back in a good mood.
[11:35] ---
    Y-you think this m-measly towel will...
[11:38] ---
    That's some pretty epic shivering.
[11:41] ---
    Would ya rather I kept it?
[11:44] ---
    ...I'll keep it.
[11:46] ---
    Thank you very much.
[11:50] ---
    Sheesh. You're so simpleminded.
[11:55] ---
    Sheesh. This's killing me...
[12:06] ---
    Maity is so amazing.
[12:07] ---
    He's just like an American!
[12:09] ---
    What a great body!
[12:09] ---
    His eyes are the best!
[12:11] ---
    Button up your shirt, nimrod!
[12:12] ---
    And cut your hair!
[12:15] ---
    He sure is beautiful!
[12:18] ---
    Well then...
[12:20] ---
    Who would like to translate this?
[12:24] ---
    Otani?
[12:26] ---
    Otani! Hey, Otani.
[12:27] ---
    Come on! Otani! Wake up!
[12:29] ---
    Deep in dreamland, I see.
[12:32] ---
    Heyyy, Otani?
[12:35] ---
    Leave this to me.
[12:41] ---
    Please open your eyes.
[12:59] ---
    Good morning, Sleeping Beauty.
[13:03] ---
    During class I'd like those
    pretty eyes to be on me.
[13:07] ---
    I'm breaking out in hives!
[13:11] ---
    - Eew, gross!
[13:11] ---
    - I'm gonna sleep too!
[13:12] ---
    - Easy, kids.
[13:14] ---
    Damn you, Otani!
[13:16] ---
    Wish I'd thought of that!
[13:24] ---
    That's right. Please, aide.
[13:26] ---
    Yes?
[13:27] ---
    I have a message from Mr. Nakano.
[13:29] ---
    He wants you to make a
    cleaning duties schedule.
[13:32] ---
    Will you?
[13:33] ---
    Yes! We'd love to!
[13:36] ---
    Otani.
[13:38] ---
    Coach isn't here today.
[13:40] ---
    Seriously?
[13:42] ---
    So, Otani, about the schedule...
[13:44] ---
    Sorry. Start without me.
[13:46] ---
    I've got basketball.
[13:47] ---
    Sorry.
[13:48] ---
    Today's practice is really important.
[13:53] ---
    Why did I fall for someone like Otani?
[13:56] ---
    Maity is so perfect...
[13:59] ---
    ACK! Cut it out! For the love of peace!
[14:02] ---
    Otani is the kind of JERK who shoves his
    aide responsibility onto his friend...
[14:05] ---
    because of his stupid BASKETBALL.
[14:08] ---
    If the coach is gone, he
    can just ditch practice!
[14:11] ---
    But he can't.
[14:14] ---
    Otani is the captain.
[14:16] ---
    You didn't know?
[14:18] ---
    Now that he's a senior, Otani is the captain.
[14:21] ---
    No way!
[14:23] ---
    I knew he might become the captain,
    but I never thought he'd actually...
[14:26] ---
    That information is 6 months old, dear.
[14:30] ---
    But he is the captain.
[14:32] ---
    And he's taking it seriously.
[14:36] ---
    That's awesome.
[14:38] ---
    Circle up!
[14:40] ---
    Ya guys know what do to next?
[14:42] ---
    We match!
[14:45] ---
    I guess we would...
[14:47] ---
    Wasn't there some aide duty you had to do?
[14:49] ---
    Ah, that's right.
[14:51] ---
    I'll be in the classroom.
[14:52] ---
    Tell Otani to find me there.
[14:55] ---
    Will do.
[14:57] ---
    Then I'll go home so as
    not to disturb you two.
[15:00] ---
    Oh, please.
[15:08] ---
    Why...
[15:09] ---
    Why is it Otani?
[15:11] ---
    There are just so many reasons why.
[15:13] ---
    So many that I can't choose just one.
[15:54] ---
    I guess Otani is the one for me.
[15:58] ---
    Sorry. We ran late.
[16:01] ---
    Good work.
[16:07] ---
    I'm wiped.
[16:10] ---
    You're a completely different person
    when you're in basketball-mode.
[16:15] ---
    I AM very dashing when I
    play basketball, aren't I.
[16:19] ---
    Don't flatter yourself.
[16:21] ---
    But I am dashing, aren't I?
[16:25] ---
    ...Yes, yes.
[16:27] ---
    Oh, what? Are ya finished?
[16:29] ---
    Am I finished?
[16:30] ---
    You have no intention of helping me, do you!
[16:32] ---
    Bull's eye.
[16:33] ---
    It's your fault I got roped into
    being an aide in the first place.
[16:37] ---
    Take some responsibility.
[16:39] ---
    Well, if no one else had volunteered,
    Maity's feelings would have been hurt.
[16:47] ---
    Oh? Were you remembering
    Maity's breath in your ear?
[16:52] ---
    Stop calling him "Maity"!
    It's really creeping me out!
[16:56] ---
    "Ahhh, Maity"!
[17:09] ---
    What's wrong?
[17:11] ---
    I don't get it.
[17:12] ---
    Don't get what?
[17:13] ---
    Maity.
[17:15] ---
    Do ya really think he's that great?
[17:22] ---
    ...Seriously, yes.
[17:23] ---
    Eew! Gross!
[17:25] ---
    Just give up on that snob.
[17:32] ---
    Give up on him?
[17:34] ---
    Is that code for, "I want
    you to keep liking me"?
[17:43] ---
    ...I guess it wouldn't.
[17:45] ---
    I know your head is empty.
[17:48] ---
    I finally understand.
[17:55] ---
    I just remembered!
[17:58] ---
    When you came to my house when I was sick...
[18:04] ---
    That's right.
[18:06] ---
    At one point, your face was
    really close like this.
[18:15] ---
    And then...
[18:18] ---
    A lock of your hair...
[18:23] ---
    ...had a shiny piece of
    rice right next to it!
[18:29] ---
    Rice...rice...rice...
[18:30] ---
    Piece of rice right next to it!
[18:31] ---
    Rice...rice...rice...
[18:32] ---
    Piece of rice right next to it!
[18:33] ---
    Rice...rice...rice...!
[18:37] ---
    I wondered if I should
    say something about it.
[18:41] ---
    Then I leaned in to pick it
    off and my head went foggy.
[18:44] ---
    Then I don't remember what happened...
[18:47] ---
    But...
[18:48] ---
    Did you get mad after that?
[18:54] ---
    After that, before that, above that, below
    that, to the right of that, to the left of that...
[18:59] ---
    I've been mad EVERYWHERE.
[19:01] ---
    You frickin' moron!
[19:03] ---
    Rice? Rice, eh?
[19:06] ---
    I get rice stuck to my face
    sometimes - so sue me!
[19:09] ---
    I'm 100% Japanese, okay?!
[19:11] ---
    Rice is my life!
[19:13] ---
    I eat nothing but rice!
[19:14] ---
    But why are ya so mad?
[19:16] ---
    The day you stayed home sick, I ate lunch
    in a hurry before going to your house.
[19:23] ---
    Oh...did you?
[19:25] ---
    Sorry.
[19:26] ---
    Rice...?!
[19:29] ---
    Here I am, alone in my bedroom with a girl...
[19:32] ---
    And I don't feel like doing anything.
[19:36] ---
    Because you said that...
[19:38] ---
    I tried so hard to prove you wrong!
[19:42] ---
    I tried so hard that just remembering it
    makes me want to die of embarrassment.
[19:46] ---
    And it was all about rice?
[19:50] ---
    Rice...
[19:51] ---
    Yes?
[19:52] ---
    You weren't leaning in to take the rice.
[19:57] ---
    It was to take my lips.
[20:00] ---
    What're ya saying now?
[20:16] ---
    Wh-wh-what the hell was that for?!
[20:23] ---
    So that really was an
    accident - you fell into me.
[20:30] ---
    Accident?
[20:32] ---
    Fell?
[20:33] ---
    I...I was wrong.
[20:38] ---
    I'm trying.
[20:41] ---
    I'm still trying.
[20:45] ---
    But...
[20:46] ---
    No matter how hard I try...no
    matter how much I feel for you...
[20:50] ---
    Nothing's gonna change.
[20:54] ---
    Koizumi...
[20:56] ---
    Just forget it.
[20:59] ---
    I give up.
[21:02] ---
    I give up on liking you!
[21:13] ---
    Koizumi!
[21:15] ---
    Just forget it.
[21:15] ---
    I give up.
[21:17] ---
    If just liking him won't change anything...
[21:21] ---
    If it's all for nothing...
[21:38] ---
    Then...I give up!
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    The setting sun hurries for the distant sky
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    It pauses for a moment and
    shows me pastel colored dreams
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Alone, I cannot shine. Neither can I be hurt.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    I realize that love is something
    that must be shared.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you with me?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you laughing with me?
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Always and forever, I want to stay like this.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    In the moment my heart begins to dance,
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Echoing voices embrace us.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    The pounding of your heart
    reaches my fingertips.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    And it is so warm; unbelievably warm.
[23:06] ---
    "Maity FTW"? You can't be serious.
[23:09] ---
    Just WHOM did you kiss yesterday?
[23:10] ---
    Shut up! Keep those lips closed!
[23:12] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:14] ---
    Next episode, "Danger-Man
    Maity's Sweet Seduction."
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