E18 - The Best Birthday EVER

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    We are in the Heisei Era Only!
    This Show was not in Showa!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Here, there, everywhere
    - okay! Hey-Say is okay!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    We're in this era - sorry! But don't worry!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We'll surely find our dreams in the
    future. Come on, everybody, follow me!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    You should start every day
    with a happily pounding heart.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    All you need is wings, no fancy clothes.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna be brave and fly out
    to a world never before seen.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    And I'm taking you with me. Don't be shy.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    It's just the two of us. Love
    is coming. Love is coming.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    In the distant universe,
    one star shone brightest.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    It is the Earth - a sparkling
    stage just for us.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    The miracle that brought us
    together may have been flawed.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    But that's meaningless. I like
    you just the way you are.
[01:30] ---
    We're gonna lose anyway.
[01:34] ---
    Otani!
[01:36] ---
    You moron!
[01:39] ---
    You weakling!
[01:50] ---
    Go for it!
[01:55] ---
    I should've realized this sooner, but...
[01:58] ---
    I think I need you in my life.
SIGN    "The Best Birthday In History"
[02:19] ---
    I think I need you in my life.
[02:23] ---
    Otani...
[02:25] ---
    And so, tomorrow we will
    enter into summer vacation.
[02:29] ---
    Woah, there!
[02:31] ---
    I feel the same way!
[02:32] ---
    Koizumi!
[02:35] ---
    Got any plans this summer?
[02:36] ---
    Let's see...
[02:40] ---
    I just had a great dream.
[02:45] ---
    Summer.
[02:46] ---
    This'll be my last summer
    vacation in high school.
[02:49] ---
    I still have no clue how
    Otani feels about me,
[02:52] ---
    but let's set that aside
    and play our hearts out!
SIGN    Mandatory Summer School
[02:59] ---
    I suppose you kids had forgotten you've
    got college exams to study for.
[03:02] ---
    Yes. I'd completely forgotten.
SIGN    Summer School
[03:05] ---
    The little dummies I call will be
    required to come to Summer School.
SIGN    Little dummies.
[03:10] ---
    You need to make up for the pathetic
    blunders you made all semester.
[03:15] ---
    Understood? Summer vacation never
    comes to a high school senior.
[03:19] ---
    God, no!
[03:20] ---
    Not my wonderful summer vacation...
SIGN    Little dummy
[03:30] ---
    Chiharu and Suzuki were the only
    ones with big smartie heads.
[03:34] ---
    Wellll, that's probably
    because she and Suzuki...
[03:37] ---
    went on "dates" every day at the library.
[03:39] ---
    N-no, they weren't dates; we were studying.
[03:41] ---
    Ah, but I'm coming to summer school anyway.
[03:44] ---
    And here I was hoping I'd get some playtime.
[03:47] ---
    Playtime, my ass!
[03:49] ---
    You were asleep during a crucial moment and
    missed out on hearing vital information!
[03:53] ---
    Hey, why've ya been so mad at me lately?
[03:57] ---
    Summer school again, eh?
[03:59] ---
    With Basketball over,
[04:01] ---
    I was hoping I'd get to spend the
    summer having continuous playtime.
[04:04] ---
    But isn't vacation supposed to be an
    opportunity to focus on one's studies?
[04:09] ---
    Well, at least I'll be able to see Otani
    over the summer without inventing some excuse.
[04:15] ---
    I guess I'm okay with it.
[04:17] ---
    Nobuko, you and Nakao should've
    gone on dates at the library, too.
[04:21] ---
    Smug advice - coming from someone
    whose tests are full of red marks.
[04:29] ---
    So hot!
[04:31] ---
    It's so hot!
[04:33] ---
    She's melting!
[04:35] ---
    Aw, crap.
[04:37] ---
    Wanna go cool off somewhere?
[04:39] ---
    Agreed!
[04:43] ---
    I'm in paradise!
[04:44] ---
    I've come back to life!
[04:46] ---
    Have you decided on your order?
[04:48] ---
    Ah, yes, yes, my order...
[04:50] ---
    Let's see...
SIGN    New - Polynesian Dancer
[04:53] ---
    New menu item?
[04:54] ---
    I'd better get this one.
[04:56] ---
    Polynesian Dancer!
[05:00] ---
    Don't copy me!
[05:01] ---
    Hey, YOU copied ME!
[05:05] ---
    I'll have the Drink Bar.
[05:06] ---
    Oh, I'll have that too.
[05:08] ---
    Me too.
[05:08] ---
    Me too.
[05:09] ---
    Understood. Coming right up.
[05:17] ---
    Huh?
[05:18] ---
    Chiharu, that ring sure is cute!
[05:21] ---
    Oh, thanks.
[05:23] ---
    Where'd you get that?
[05:24] ---
    Umm...
[05:26] ---
    Did Suzuki give you that?
[05:29] ---
    It was your birthday just
    a little while ago, huh.
[05:32] ---
    Yeah...
[05:33] ---
    Woah, what a stud.
[05:34] ---
    You're a stud, Suzuki.
[05:36] ---
    Now, don't say that...
[05:37] ---
    N-Nobuko also got something for her birthday.
[05:40] ---
    Yep! A cute purse!
[05:42] ---
    Sorry it was only a knockoff...
[05:44] ---
    No, no, it came from the heart.
[05:47] ---
    I love you, Nobuko!
[05:49] ---
    I love you, lots, Darling!
[05:51] ---
    Well, I love you lots, lots, lots!
[05:53] ---
    - Love ya!
[05:53] ---
    - Lucky ducks...
[05:56] ---
    Hey, that reminds me! It's
    almost Risa's birthday!
[06:06] ---
    Grin, grin, grin, grin...
[06:10] ---
    WHAT is with this creepy atmosphere??
[06:12] ---
    Otani, dear, you are most definitely
    getting Risa-bell a present, no?
[06:18] ---
    According to recent intelligence, he "can't
    live without her" or something like that.
[06:21] ---
    Ohhh? Was that a marriage proposal?
[06:24] ---
    Wha...were you guys eavesdropping?!
[06:27] ---
    Yes, we overheard.
[06:28] ---
    - What?
    - I never said I couldn't live without her!
[06:31] ---
    What are you talking about?
[06:32] ---
    Shut up! This has nothing to do with you!
[06:35] ---
    Hey! Don't give me that!
    Now I'm even more curious!
[06:37] ---
    Shut up! Keep quiet!
[06:40] ---
    Who ordered the Polynesian Dancer?
[06:42] ---
    Ah, arrived at last! My Polynesian Dancer!
[06:51] ---
    Starrrrrre...
[06:54] ---
    Very Polynesian.
[06:55] ---
    How d'ya figure that?
[06:57] ---
    What was that all about?
[07:13] ---
    Koizumi!
[07:19] ---
    'Ssup!
[07:21] ---
    Hmmmph.
[07:25] ---
    Jeez, fine, I get it!
[07:27] ---
    What do you want!
[07:29] ---
    For your birthday, what do you want!
[07:34] ---
    ...Nothing.
[07:36] ---
    I'm just trying to be nice!
[07:38] ---
    What were you guys talking about yesterday?
[07:40] ---
    That...doesn't matter.
[07:43] ---
    But it does SO matter!
[07:44] ---
    No one will explain to me. It's
    confusing and pisses me off!
[07:47] ---
    Never mind, just tell me what you want!
[07:50] ---
    Nothing. No, thanks.
[07:51] ---
    Listen, you,
[07:52] ---
    Ya better not complain when your birthday
    rolls around and I don't get ya anything.
[07:55] ---
    For the last time, I don't want anything!
[08:05] ---
    Why must you always make
    things more complicated!
[08:09] ---
    I just got caught in the moment, and--
[08:11] ---
    MORON!
[08:12] ---
    But, Nobuko!
[08:14] ---
    It's true!
[08:16] ---
    I really don't want a purse
    or a ring or anything.
[08:18] ---
    There's just one thing I want!
[08:22] ---
    Otani's love - and that's it!
[08:28] ---
    Keep your lips off me!
[08:31] ---
    I'm home.
[08:35] ---
    So hot!
[08:44] ---
    What a nice breeze.
[08:51] ---
    Birthday, eh?
[08:53] ---
    That's right, last year on my birthday...
[08:55] ---
    I like YOU, Otani!
[09:02] ---
    What was that for all of a sudden?
[09:03] ---
    You're making me blush!
[09:06] ---
    He didn't take me seriously...
[09:10] ---
    And well, it's been a year since then...
[09:17] ---
    Sea Monk!!
[09:24] ---
    Maybe someone like you
    is a better match for me.
[09:29] ---
    What do you mean?
[09:31] ---
    Just talkin' to myself.
[09:37] ---
    I'm a moron!
[09:39] ---
    That hurt!
[09:42] ---
    Keep it!
[09:45] ---
    K...Koizumi...
[09:56] ---
    Koizumi...
[09:58] ---
    Forget it.
[10:01] ---
    I quit.
[10:03] ---
    I quit having feelings for you, Otani!
[10:08] ---
    We sure went through a lot...
[10:11] ---
    But I wonder if all my hard work paid off?
[10:14] ---
    He "can't live without her"
    or something like that.
[10:18] ---
    I never said I couldn't live without her!
[10:21] ---
    What was that all about?
[10:28] ---
    If you're gonna buy something
    for her, make a decision quick.
[10:31] ---
    We're really standing out in this store...
[10:34] ---
    I think she'd like anything here.
[10:38] ---
    I give up.
[10:39] ---
    I give up!
[10:40] ---
    This is so stupid. This isn't like me.
[10:42] ---
    Are ya sure?
[10:44] ---
    And don't even think about Sea
    Monk merch - you'll kill the buzz.
[10:48] ---
    Why do I have to feed your buzz?
[10:56] ---
    I hope something nice happens
    on my birthday this year.
[11:08] ---
    Risa.
[11:09] ---
    Miss Risa!
[11:11] ---
    Oh?
[11:13] ---
    Haruka? You have summer school, too?
[11:15] ---
    Nope. I just came here to see you.
[11:17] ---
    Mr. Haruka may not look very
    bright, but he's very organized.
[11:20] ---
    So he always scores highly on tests.
[11:23] ---
    Seiko...
SIGN    Risa Koizumi Birthday Announcement
SIGN    August third is Risa's birthday. Let's all give her a fun celebration.
SIGN    Place: Home Ec. Room
SIGN    Time: 5pm
[11:26] ---
    Here, Miss Koizumi!
[11:28] ---
    What's this?
[11:31] ---
    "Risa Koizumi Birthday Party Announcement"?
[11:35] ---
    Yep! We're gonna make a cake and some
    yummy food and throw a little party!
[11:38] ---
    Everyone's invited!
[11:42] ---
    You guys sure are nice!
[11:45] ---
    Right? Fall for me if ya want.
[11:46] ---
    I won't.
[11:48] ---
    That's not fair!
[11:49] ---
    Oh, fine!
[11:50] ---
    I'll MAKE ya fall for me when you
    see how wonderful the party is!
[11:56] ---
    Mr. Otani!
[11:58] ---
    Here, for you.
[12:00] ---
    What is it?
[12:01] ---
    A flier for Miss Koizumi's birthday party!
[12:03] ---
    I hope you come!
[12:05] ---
    Koizumi's party?
[12:06] ---
    Guess I'll have to invite ya.
[12:07] ---
    It's better that than letting
    you be with her alone.
[12:12] ---
    Mr. Haruka, did you really have
    such ulterior motives all along?
[12:18] ---
    Sneer all you want!
[12:19] ---
    But I'll be damned if I let
    anyone hog Risa on her birthday.
[12:22] ---
    You're horrible!
[12:23] ---
    I wanna celebrate with her too!
[12:29] ---
    I hear Nakao and Nobuko and the
    others are coming to the party.
[12:33] ---
    Mr. Maity is also coming.
[12:37] ---
    What about you?
[12:39] ---
    Are you coming?
[12:40] ---
    You don't want me to celebrate
    your birthday, though.
[12:44] ---
    You said you didn't want a present.
[12:47] ---
    Th-that's not what I meant!
[12:50] ---
    Then what did you mean?
[12:51] ---
    What did you mean when you said
    you couldn't live without me?
[12:55] ---
    B...But I keep saying, I never said that!
[12:58] ---
    When did this happen?
[13:00] ---
    When I was asleep at the game?
[13:01] ---
    No! I didn't say anything!
[13:05] ---
    Those guys need some serious slapping!
[13:08] ---
    Hey, what about the party?
[13:09] ---
    I don't give a rat's ass!
[13:10] ---
    Otani!
[13:15] ---
    What's his problem?
[13:24] ---
    Sorry!
[13:25] ---
    I'm la...
[13:36] ---
    You...scared...me...
[13:45] ---
    Happy birthday! Happy birthday!
[13:49] ---
    Thanks! Thanks!
[13:51] ---
    Mr. Gorilla sure kept you long.
[13:54] ---
    What was he talking to you about?
[13:56] ---
    Well, I DID score terribly on my tests.
[14:00] ---
    Huh? Where's Otani?
[14:04] ---
    He's not here?
[14:06] ---
    Nope.
[14:06] ---
    We assumed he was with you.
[14:12] ---
    Hey, what about the party?
[14:13] ---
    I don't give a rat's ass!
[14:18] ---
    Then...maybe he went home?
[14:21] ---
    Screw that guy!
[14:23] ---
    Come on in, Risa.
[14:25] ---
    Mr. Haruka.
[14:27] ---
    I certainly HOPE you haven't DONE anything...
[14:29] ---
    I ain't done nothin'!
[14:31] ---
    Ah! He's being defensive - how fishy!
[14:33] ---
    Listen, you!
[14:34] ---
    Ah! Even more defensive...
[14:36] ---
    Just leave me alone!!
[14:38] ---
    My, my. Let's let bygones be bygones.
[14:40] ---
    "Bygones"?
[14:45] ---
    Happy birthday, Miss Koizumi.
[14:47] ---
    Mr. Maity!
[14:50] ---
    These are for you.
[14:52] ---
    Thank you so much!
[14:54] ---
    Come, have a seat.
[14:56] ---
    You are the star today.
[14:58] ---
    That's right!
[14:59] ---
    I made all of this with you in mind.
[15:03] ---
    It smells freaking delicious!
[15:05] ---
    I'm so hungry!
[15:07] ---
    Wait, Risa, what about Otani?
[15:10] ---
    Awesome! This cake is freaking adorable!
[15:13] ---
    Isn't it?
[15:14] ---
    I decorated it!
[15:16] ---
    Feast your eyes on this!
[15:17] ---
    Your favorite - chirashi-zushi
    (sushi salad), right?
[15:20] ---
    Fried chicken, and sandwiches!
[15:22] ---
    Tako-yaki (octopus) and French fries!
[15:23] ---
    And Napolitan! (Japanese
    pasta flavored with ketchup)
[15:29] ---
    He's not picking up. I wonder where he is?
[15:32] ---
    What the hell is going on?! I'm so annoyed!
[15:35] ---
    - I almost feel bad eating it.
[15:35] ---
    - I'm SURE that he finally
    feels the same way about her!!
[15:36] ---
    - But I made it specifically for you to eat.
[15:38] ---
    I guess so!
[15:43] ---
    I'll be just fine.
[15:45] ---
    Even without Otani around,
[15:47] ---
    I've got all my friends to help me celebrate.
[15:50] ---
    That was freaking delicious!
[15:53] ---
    You're welcome.
[15:57] ---
    Do you guys hear that noise outside?
[16:00] ---
    Yeah. It's probably fireworks.
[16:02] ---
    That's right, I think today
    they're having fireworks.
[16:04] ---
    Is that so?
[16:06] ---
    If we go to the roof, we
    might be able to see them.
[16:08] ---
    Fireworks...
[16:10] ---
    That's right, last year I...
[16:12] ---
    Risa, let's go up to the roof!
[16:19] ---
    I can see them!
[16:21] ---
    How pretty!
[16:25] ---
    Wow, how pretty.
[16:29] ---
    Awesome!
[16:31] ---
    Looks like stars!
[16:37] ---
    So pretty...
[16:47] ---
    Look at the fireworks and cheer up!
[16:49] ---
    Wow, they really are pretty.
[16:56] ---
    I can't do this.
[16:59] ---
    I need Otani with me,
[17:02] ---
    otherwise the fireworks won't be pretty.
[17:05] ---
    And I won't cheer up.
[17:09] ---
    This's legit. You've got a text.
[17:12] ---
    This's legit. You've got a text.
[17:14] ---
    A text?
SIGN    Otani
[17:17] [SONG] ---
    Turn around.
[17:32] ---
    Wow, they're so huge!
[17:46] ---
    What's this?
[17:47] ---
    Harassment.
[17:50] ---
    A present.
[17:51] ---
    You lie!
[17:52] ---
    Why would I lie?
[17:54] ---
    Can I open it?
[17:55] ---
    Too bad, I'm opening it!
[17:57] ---
    It's not really my thing.
[17:58] ---
    But I've seen you with lots of
    bunny things, so I figured...
[18:03] ---
    It's freaking adorable!
[18:06] ---
    Not so loud!
[18:07] ---
    People will find us.
[18:08] ---
    That hurrrrt.
[18:10] ---
    What's in that bag anyway?
[18:11] ---
    Fireworks. I bought them at the corner store.
[18:14] ---
    Then let's invite the others over to--
[18:16] ---
    We can do that later!
[18:17] ---
    Just put that thing away, quick!
[18:20] ---
    Away?
[18:26] ---
    If they found out I bought you
    something girly like that,
[18:29] ---
    they'll never stop teasing me about it.
[18:35] ---
    Were you late because
    you were buying me this?
[18:39] ---
    Where did you buy it?
[18:40] ---
    Why does it matter?
[18:45] ---
    He's come here to buy a girl a present?
[18:47] ---
    Aww, how sweet!
[18:52] ---
    Thanks.
[18:53] ---
    I'm freaking ecstatic!
[18:57] ---
    ...Really?
[18:58] ---
    Yeah!
[19:04] ---
    I didn't think you were gonna show.
[19:12] ---
    And I just realized that
    I need you in my life.
[19:19] ---
    Yeah...
[19:22] ---
    Hey, are you listening?
[19:24] ---
    Yeah, I'm listening.
[19:26] ---
    I also...said the same thing...after
    the basketball match.
[19:32] ---
    But SOMEONE was fast asleep
    and didn't hear me.
[19:39] ---
    I should've realized this sooner, but...
[19:41] ---
    I think I need you in my life.
[19:47] ---
    So...
[19:49] ---
    That wasn't a dream?
[19:55] ---
    Koizumi...
[20:23] ---
    Can't ya make a more pleasant expression?
[20:28] ---
    Heh? What? Well...
[20:31] ---
    Are ya sick again? Are
    you delirious with fever?
[20:35] ---
    No, I'm not.
[20:37] ---
    Oh, you're not.
[20:38] ---
    You're not...
[20:43] ---
    Don't laugh.
[21:11] ---
    So...What is this?
[21:15] ---
    Am I still dreaming?
[21:25] ---
    I don't think so...this isn't a dream.
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    The setting sun hurries for the distant sky
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    It pauses for a moment and
    shows me pastel colored dreams
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Alone, I cannot shine. Neither can I be hurt.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    I realize that love is something
    that must be shared.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you with me?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you laughing with me?
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Always and forever, I want to stay like this.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    In the moment my heart begins to dance,
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Echoing voices embrace us.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    The pounding of your heart
    reaches my fingertips.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    And it is so warm; unbelievably warm.
[23:06] ---
    I have my first date with Otani today!
[23:07] ---
    You're late!
[23:08] ---
    At least buy me a soda.
[23:10] ---
    Agh! I forgot my purse.
[23:11] ---
    Are you a moron?!
[23:12] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:14] ---
    Next episode, "Sudden Collapse!! First
    Date Begins with a String of Bad Luck."
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