E19 - A Sudden Turn! The First Date Starts Horribly

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    We are in the Heisei Era Only!
    This Show was not in Showa!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Here, there, everywhere
    - okay! Hey-Say is okay!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    We're in this era - sorry! But don't worry!
[00:17] [SONG] ---
    We'll surely find our dreams in the
    future. Come on, everybody, follow me!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    You should start every day
    with a happily pounding heart.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    All you need is wings, no fancy clothes.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna be brave and fly out
    to a world never before seen.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
    And I'm taking you with me. Don't be shy.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    It's just the two of us. Love
    is coming. Love is coming.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    In the distant universe,
    one star shone brightest.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    It is the Earth - a sparkling
    stage just for us.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    The miracle that brought us
    together may have been flawed.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    But that's meaningless. I like
    you just the way you are.
[01:31] ---
    Koizumi...
[01:47] ---
    Can't ya make a more pleasant expression?
[01:51] ---
    Heh? What? Well...
[01:54] ---
    Are ya sick again? Are
    you delirious with fever?
[01:58] ---
    No, I'm not.
[02:00] ---
    Oh, you're not.
[02:02] ---
    You're not...
[02:06] ---
    Don't laugh.
[02:24] ---
    So...What is this?
[02:28] ---
    Am I still dreaming?
SIGN    "Sudden Collapse!! First Date Begins with a String of Bad Luck."
[02:38] ---
    I thought my heart would burst.
[02:51] ---
    I couldn't sleep at all last night.
[02:54] ---
    One of these days, Otani is
    gonna kill me with a heartgasm.
[03:01] ---
    Risa?
[03:03] ---
    You have summer school AGAIN today?
[03:05] ---
    Yep.
[03:06] ---
    You've become quite a regular delinquent.
[03:09] ---
    I can't wait to see what
    kind of future you have.
[03:14] ---
    I think I need you in my life.
[03:18] ---
    That means all of that wasn't a dream!
[03:30] ---
    What retirement home do you come from?
[03:31] ---
    Your bangs are dead flat!
[03:33] ---
    I was wearing a hat earlier.
[03:35] ---
    Good morning!
[03:37] ---
    Good morning!
[03:38] ---
    Good...Yo...
[03:44] ---
    Hey, look.
[03:49] ---
    D-don't wear that thing to school, moron!
[03:52] ---
    Then where SHOULD I wear it?
[03:55] ---
    Risa, good morning.
[03:56] ---
    Good morning.
[03:57] ---
    Good morning, Nobuko.
[03:59] ---
    Good morning, Darling.
[04:00] ---
    Huh?
[04:01] ---
    What a cute necklace!
[04:03] ---
    Where'd you get it?
[04:05] ---
    Well, this was a....
[04:07] ---
    Koizumi...
[04:10] ---
    Um...it's...
[04:12] ---
    It's a gift from God!
[04:16] ---
    A gift from God?
[04:17] ---
    Koizumi, you're coming with me!
[04:21] ---
    Promise me you won't tell them
    stuff they don't need to know!
[04:23] ---
    What don't they need to know?
[04:25] ---
    L...like that thing...and that other thing...
[04:29] ---
    That thing and... that other thing?
[04:37] ---
    Oh, that...
[04:39] ---
    So let's just keep that to ourselves, okay?
[04:42] ---
    Why are you mad at me?
[04:44] ---
    I'm not mad at you.
[04:47] ---
    Don't gimme that ugly face!
[04:50] ---
    But...I'm so happy.
[04:53] ---
    That's why I want to talk about it.
[04:55] ---
    I'm sorry you disagree, but,
[04:56] ---
    I'm so happy about this that I want to tell
    everyone in the entire world about it.
[05:01] ---
    About that thing...and that other thing...
[05:05] ---
    Are you a moron?
[05:06] ---
    Yeah, I am.
[05:08] ---
    Fine!
[05:10] ---
    Just do whatever.
[05:13] ---
    Wait for me!
[05:14] ---
    Don't follow me.
[05:15] ---
    Aww, come on!
[05:18] ---
    What's up?
[05:20] ---
    What's uppppp?
[05:24] ---
    I told ya!
[05:26] ---
    Nothing's up!
[05:28] ---
    Reallyyyyyy?
[05:29] ---
    Shut up. I'm leaving.
[05:32] ---
    Risa, that necklace...Present
    from Otani, right?
SIGN    Present from Otani!
[05:37] ---
    How did you knowwww?
[05:40] ---
    So it's true.
[05:42] ---
    Good for you, Risa!
[05:44] ---
    Hold it. When did he give you that?
[05:47] ---
    Yesterday...
[05:49] ---
    While you guys were looking at the fireworks.
[05:51] ---
    I had no idea.
[05:53] ---
    How's that possible?!
[05:55] ---
    Wait, you guys were hiding
    behind a wall for a while.
[05:59] ---
    What were you doing?
[06:01] ---
    He gave me this present.
[06:04] ---
    Then he told me he needed me in his life.
[06:08] ---
    And then...
[06:14] ---
    Eeeek! I can't say anymore!
[06:17] ---
    What does "Eeeek!" stand for?!
[06:19] ---
    But my perseverance finally paid off!
[06:22] ---
    The thought that my feelings are
    finally requited makes me so happy.
[06:27] ---
    That's right, Risa, you worked
    so hard to make this happen.
[06:31] ---
    I see! So the All Hanshin
    Kyojin is finally a couple!
[06:36] ---
    That was a long struggle...
[06:39] ---
    We're not officially together yet.
[06:43] ---
    WAIT! He didn't actually ask you out?
[06:46] ---
    Nope.
[06:48] ---
    Then...he just gave you a present?
[06:51] ---
    Take out the "just". There was
    a LITTLE more than that...
[06:55] ---
    But I won't elaborate.
[06:57] ---
    You're no fun.
[06:59] ---
    But didn't you say your
    feelings are requited now?
[07:01] ---
    Yep!
[07:02] ---
    Because up until now he was always like,
[07:04] ---
    "If Koizumi is my girlfriend....
[07:07] ---
    that means we have to kiss, right?"
[07:11] ---
    Or like,
[07:13] ---
    "Here I am, alone in my bedroom with a girl,
[07:16] ---
    and I don't feel like
    doing anything about it."
[07:19] ---
    ...That's all he used to say.
[07:21] ---
    But then, that thing we did last night...!
SIGN    Congratulations!
[07:28] ---
    ...Undid it all!
[07:30] ---
    What is "that thing"?
[07:31] ---
    Dunno.
[07:33] ---
    My patience and perseverance
    has finally paid off.
[07:39] ---
    Hey, you really are a moron.
[07:41] ---
    Sticks and stones!
[07:46] ---
    Well then! See ya tomorrow!
[07:55] ---
    Koizumi.
[07:58] ---
    What?
[08:00] ---
    Wanna stop off somewhere first?
[08:03] ---
    Sure!
[08:07] ---
    Or maybe we just sort of naturally
    fall into the couple rhythm after all!
[08:13] ---
    That's right, Koizumi.
[08:15] ---
    What is it?
[08:16] ---
    I forgot to give you something.
[08:19] ---
    This one's for you.
[08:22] ---
    Wow!
[08:23] ---
    This is a ticket to the World's
    Track and Field Championships?
[08:24] ---
    And it's for the final night of competition?
[08:27] ---
    Dad was really sad the other day
    because he couldn't get a ticket.
[08:31] ---
    But Otani's the man!
[08:32] ---
    You stud! Mr. President!
[08:34] ---
    Mr. CEO!
[08:35] ---
    What kind of compliment
    is that? I don't get it...
[08:39] ---
    I feel kinda uneasy letting
    you have this now...
[08:41] ---
    So I'll keep it for you until the day of.
[08:44] ---
    Huh? Risa?
[08:46] ---
    It really is you, Risa!
[08:48] ---
    Wow, Akechi?! It's been forever!
[08:50] ---
    How've ya been?
[08:51] ---
    Great, thanks!
[08:53] ---
    Ah, she's my friend from junior high.
[08:56] ---
    Hello.
[08:59] ---
    Is he your boyfriend?
[09:02] ---
    No, no, we're just friends.
[09:06] ---
    Though by tomorrow, he might be my boyfriend.
[09:10] ---
    That makes sense!
[09:12] ---
    You always swore that you'd never
    date a guy shorter than you.
[09:17] ---
    Ah!
[09:18] ---
    Well...
[09:20] ---
    I've gotta get going. See ya later.
[09:23] ---
    See ya later!
[09:27] ---
    Otani...?
[09:31] ---
    Are you angry?
[09:34] ---
    Not really.
[09:36] ---
    I did say I'd never date
    a guy shorter than me...
[09:39] ---
    but that was a long time ago!
[09:41] ---
    I don't care about that.
[09:45] ---
    Then...what's wrong?
[09:48] ---
    You don't get it! I was just...!
[09:52] ---
    Oh, forget it.
[09:53] ---
    What is it! Now I feel really bad!
[09:56] ---
    Feel bad - I don't care.
[09:57] ---
    What's your problem? Otani!
[10:12] ---
    S...
[10:13] ---
    Sorry!
[10:14] ---
    I apolo...gize....
[10:15] ---
    You are tardy, Miss.
[10:17] ---
    Well, you usually are.
[10:19] ---
    What do you mean I usually am!
[10:21] ---
    Were you expecting me
    to be late or something?
[10:24] ---
    You can't deny the facts - you've been
    late 2 or 3 of the times we've met up.
[10:28] ---
    But so were you!
[10:29] ---
    First YOU'RE late, then you blame ME?
[10:33] ---
    No...um...
[10:35] ---
    Please, allow me to repay
    you somehow today...
[10:46] ---
    Sorry. Did you wait long?
[10:48] ---
    Nope, I just got here.
[10:52] ---
    I was hoping for THAT scenario.
[10:56] ---
    What's up?
[10:57] ---
    I forgot my purse!
[11:00] ---
    I was in a panic when I was leaving, so...
[11:02] ---
    I'll go get it!
[11:03] ---
    Moron! It's already starting!
[11:05] ---
    But my wallet...
[11:08] ---
    Oh, I've got some change
    in my pocket at least...
[11:10] ---
    What retirement home are YOU from?!
[11:12] ---
    Do ya want to just go play pachinko instead?!
[11:14] ---
    I SAID, I wanna go back to get my purse.
[11:18] ---
    Never mind.
[11:20] ---
    I'll treat today.
[11:23] ---
    Sorry.
[11:25] ---
    C'mon, let's go.
[11:29] ---
    I really am glad I kept your ticket for you.
[11:37] ---
    Konishi, Iwahashi, faster, faster!
[11:40] ---
    The hammer throw has already started!
[11:42] ---
    Murouchi might be up soon!
[11:44] ---
    - Noooo!
    - Hey there, kiddos, move it!
[11:48] ---
    Otani!
[11:49] ---
    What was that for, Lady?!
[11:54] ---
    ...Never mind, Miss.
[11:57] ---
    Let's go, Yamamo!
[11:58] ---
    'Kay!
[12:01] ---
    Are you okay?
[12:02] ---
    Yeah.
[12:03] ---
    What's wrong?
[12:05] ---
    When that lady's handbag hit
    against me, I cut my finger.
[12:09] ---
    Wait, I've got a band-aid!
[12:13] ---
    Good thing I always keep them in my pur...
[12:14] ---
    Aw, crap, I don't have my purse.
[12:21] ---
    That's probably Murouchi!
[12:22] ---
    Let's go!
[12:36] ---
    Murouchi, you're my hero!
[12:38] ---
    He crossed over 80 meters on his first throw!
[12:41] ---
    This sucks! I can't stand it.
[12:43] ---
    If Otani's ex Kanzaki
    had been in my position,
[12:48] ---
    she would have whipped out
    a band-aid right away.
[12:52] ---
    She'd have to be organized, being
    the Basketball manager and all.
[12:56] ---
    Thanks.
[12:58] ---
    ...just like that.
[13:01] ---
    She sure was cute.
[13:03] ---
    Koizumi, you've been nothing
    but sighs since we sat down.
[13:06] ---
    Are you bored?
[13:09] ---
    No, no, I love it!
[13:11] ---
    Is Murouchi gonna throw
    soon? I can hardly wait!
[13:15] ---
    Come this way!
[13:20] ---
    What's wrong with you?
[13:21] ---
    Forgetting a purse isn't a big deal.
[13:24] ---
    I'm sorry...
[13:25] ---
    Sorry I fail at being a girl...
[13:29] ---
    Koizumi.
[13:32] ---
    Remember how I wasn't
    talking to you for a while?
[13:35] ---
    Wanna know why?
[13:39] ---
    Are we "friends"?
[13:41] ---
    I wish you'd at least thought a little
    before you said we're "friends."
[13:47] ---
    You mean, when we ran into
    Akechi the other day?
[13:51] ---
    Yeah.
[13:52] ---
    Would "friends" really do what we did?
[13:55] ---
    "What we did"?
[14:01] ---
    You idiot!
[14:02] ---
    Do you really think I'd do THAT with
    someone I thought was just a "friend"?!
[14:08] ---
    For your information!
[14:09] ---
    I don't make out with my friends!
[14:18] ---
    Oh, I see.
[14:19] ---
    That makes sense.
[14:21] ---
    I guess friends don't really kiss like that.
[14:24] ---
    So...wait, what am I?
[14:27] ---
    You are a certified moron.
[14:30] ---
    But it's your fault, too! You
    never told me what I was to you!
[14:34] ---
    Figure it out yourself!
[14:35] ---
    Figure WHAT out?!
[14:36] ---
    I was just so happy you kissed me
    that my mind was full of rainbows!
[14:45] ---
    Would I do something sappy
    like that for no reason?
[14:49] ---
    You're not the only one whose
    mind was full of rainbows...
[14:53] ---
    What the hell?
[14:54] ---
    Will someone please arrest this man
    for attempted murder by heartgasm?
[15:00] ---
    This's a dream...
[15:04] ---
    Don't cry, moron.
[15:07] ---
    Here.
[15:11] ---
    I...love you!
[15:13] ---
    I freaking love you, Otani!
[15:15] ---
    Wait, what...!
[15:17] ---
    I love you! I love you so freaking much!
[15:19] ---
    I love you!
[15:20] ---
    I get it!
[15:21] ---
    I love you super!
[15:22] ---
    I get it!
[15:30] ---
    I love you...
[15:31] ---
    I know.
[15:33] ---
    What about you?
[15:35] ---
    Do you.. love me?
[15:40] ---
    Yeah.
[15:45] ---
    Congrats, you stud!
[15:47] ---
    You go, girl!
[15:57] ---
    Are you a moron?!
[15:59] ---
    Ya didn't have to yell
    it from the big screen!
[16:02] ---
    But I... I was just so happy!
[16:07] ---
    If only you could see how
    ugly you look right now!
[16:09] ---
    But I can't help it!
[16:11] ---
    You have a firm hold on my heart!
[16:17] ---
    Oh dear, have I grabbed your heart?
[16:19] ---
    Yeah.
[16:20] ---
    It's unfair.
[16:21] ---
    I wanna grab yours too.
[16:23] ---
    Are ya stupid?
[16:24] ---
    My heart can't be grabbed that easily.
[16:27] ---
    I'm thirsty.
[16:28] ---
    Go get us something to drink.
[16:29] ---
    YOUR treat.
[16:32] ---
    You have some change, right?
[16:34] ---
    Yeah.
[16:36] ---
    Don't'cha want to grab my heart?
[16:42] ---
    I look forward to grabbing it!
[16:44] ---
    Then be off with you.
[16:45] ---
    Aye!
[16:52] ---
    Otani sure is a great guy.
[16:55] ---
    Makes me fall for him all over again.
[16:58] ---
    I wonder if I'm good enough for him?
[17:04] ---
    But...he said he loves me.
[17:08] ---
    What a long journey that was.
[17:10] ---
    The first mutual love of my life!
[17:13] ---
    Well! Let's plunge feet
    first into my new love life!
[17:19] ---
    O...!
[17:25] ---
    Th...
[17:27] ---
    That's his ex-girlfriend!
[17:34] ---
    Huh? Was that just...?
[17:40] ---
    Ouch!
[17:42] ---
    I thought so!
[17:46] ---
    That looks painful!
[17:48] ---
    Did you trip on your shoe?
[17:50] ---
    I don't usually wear shoes like this...
[17:53] ---
    Sit down over there.
[17:54] ---
    Good thing I always bring band-aids...
[17:57] ---
    Of course. Of course she has band-aids.
[18:00] ---
    Can I lift your foot a little?
[18:02] ---
    - What a sturdy young lass she is...
[18:03] ---
    - At least it looks like you
    didn't sprain your ankle.
[18:07] ---
    What's wrong?
[18:09] ---
    Did I hurt you?
[18:10] ---
    What's up? Something wrong?
[18:12] ---
    Atsushi.
[18:14] ---
    She tripped on her shoe.
[18:16] ---
    Really?
[18:17] ---
    Why didn't ya tell me?
[18:19] ---
    I couldn't tell you!
[18:21] ---
    It's too pathetic! I look
    like a real loser right now!
[18:23] ---
    He'd never want to date a loser like me.
[18:26] ---
    Wouldn't Kanzaki be better for him?
[18:29] ---
    That's right, Kanzaki and her Giant broke
    up - she's supposed to be brokenhearted...
[18:34] ---
    Farewell, Otani.
[18:36] ---
    Our time together was
    fleeting, but fantastic!
[18:42] ---
    Thanks, Kanzaki.
[18:44] ---
    I can take care of things from here.
[18:45] ---
    Really?
[18:46] ---
    Okay.
[18:47] ---
    So...
[18:48] ---
    I'm sorry, what was your name again?
[18:51] ---
    Risa Koizumi.
[18:53] ---
    She's my girlfriend.
[18:55] ---
    Oh, really?
[18:57] ---
    Yeah.
[18:58] ---
    You should get going. Don't
    wanna keep the Giant waiting.
[19:01] ---
    That's right.
[19:02] ---
    Bye!
[19:11] ---
    Kanzaki and the Giant got back together.
[19:15] ---
    She said they came here together.
[19:18] ---
    Good for them, good for them.
[19:20] ---
    "Girlfriend"...
[19:23] ---
    Are you sure?
[19:25] ---
    Are you sure you're okay with
    ME being your girlfriend?
[19:28] ---
    What's come over you?
[19:30] ---
    Come on, show me your foot.
[19:32] ---
    Serves ya right for dressing up
    all fancy in the first place.
[19:35] ---
    Why'd ya do that anyway?
[19:37] ---
    Well...I...
[19:39] ---
    It's our very special first date.
[19:43] ---
    I wanted to at least try to be pretty.
[19:47] ---
    Aw, crap.
[19:49] ---
    I just got grabbed a little...
[19:52] ---
    What do ya mean!
[19:54] ---
    Never mind.
[19:56] ---
    After that, I spent the
    rest of the day crying.
[20:01] ---
    And because of that,
[20:02] ---
    I had to watch the Track and Field
    World Championships through foggy eyes.
[20:14] ---
    Murouchi sure did well.
[20:17] ---
    What's your problem - you're STILL crying?
[20:20] ---
    You're acting like a baby.
[20:21] ---
    Come on, wipe.
[20:24] ---
    You grabbed my heart again!
[20:27] ---
    How many hearts do you HAVE?
[20:33] ---
    Finally back to the Koizumi I know.
[20:36] ---
    Atchan!
[20:38] ---
    Mimi!
[20:39] ---
    I didn't know you were here.
[20:41] ---
    Yep. I came with Papa.
[20:43] ---
    What a beauty!
[20:46] ---
    "Atchan"? "Mimi"?
[20:49] ---
    Who is she?
[20:52] ---
    The girl next door.
[20:54] ---
    Hello.
[20:55] ---
    I'm Mimi Yoshioka.
[20:57] ---
    I'm 14.
[20:58] ---
    14??
[20:59] ---
    But she looks so old!
[21:01] ---
    Really?
[21:02] ---
    Atchan, who's this girl?
[21:03] ---
    Your friend?
[21:08] ---
    ...Girlfriend.
[21:10] ---
    Nice to meet'cha!
[21:13] ---
    No way!
[21:14] ---
    When did this happen?!
[21:15] ---
    You never told me!
[21:17] ---
    You're right, I didn't.
[21:18] ---
    You should've told me!
[21:19] ---
    Isn't your dad waiting for you?
[21:22] ---
    Let's go, Koizumi.
[21:23] ---
    Okay!
[21:24] ---
    See ya later, Mimi.
[21:30] ---
    I don't accept this.
[21:32] ---
    That LOSER is Atchan's girlfriend?
[21:36] ---
    I will not accept this!!
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    The setting sun hurries for the distant sky
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    It pauses for a moment and
    shows me pastel colored dreams
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Alone, I cannot shine. Neither can I be hurt.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    I realize that love is something
    that must be shared.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you with me?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you laughing with me?
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Always and forever, I want to stay like this.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    In the moment my heart begins to dance,
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Echoing voices embrace us.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    The pounding of your heart
    reaches my fingertips.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    And it is so warm; unbelievably warm.
[23:06] ---
    Koizumi, wanna do your homework at my house?
[23:07] ---
    Sure! Isn't this super lovey?
[23:09] ---
    Oh, it's Mimi.
[23:10] ---
    I sense bloodlust...
[23:12] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:14] ---
    Next episode, "Declaration of War!!
    Dangerous Pretty Girl Burning With Jealousy!!"
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[23:18] ---
    Don't miss it!