E13 - Fever! My First Kiss in His Room?

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    When you asked me how I felt about you
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I said, "You're okay, I guess."
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Wait, are you crying?
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Oh!
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Now I think you might be cute.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Then you tried to run away
    so I grabbed your hand.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    And something deep within
    my heart began to dance.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a textbook for romance.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    There are just too many
    problems I don't understand.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    I wish there were a teacher for romance.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    If I add You + Me
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Will the answer be "Love"?
[01:20] ---
    This isn't obligatory chocolate, right?
[01:23] ---
    Right.
[01:25] ---
    C-can we call it obligatory chocolate?
[01:29] ---
    What the hell?
[01:30] ---
    Do you mean you won't accept
    it if it's because I like you?
[01:33] ---
    Coach is calling you.
[01:34] ---
    He wants you in the faculty lounge.
[01:36] ---
    Sorry.
[01:37] ---
    I've gotta go.
[01:40] ---
    Wait...
[01:50] ---
    That hurt...
[01:56] ---
    I'm a moron!
[02:02] ---
    Keep it!
SIGN    "Fever! First Kiss In His Bedroom?"
[02:20] ---
    According to Nakao, Otani still
    doesn't want me to be his girlfriend.
[02:27] ---
    It feels weird...
[02:29] ---
    Really?
[02:32] ---
    ...Apparently.
[02:40] ---
    Feels weird?
[02:41] ---
    But why?
SIGN    Class 2-3
[02:58] ---
    It's cold!
[03:01] ---
    What's that?
[03:03] ---
    Just look at my forehead.
[03:06] ---
    After a whole week it's still red.
[03:08] ---
    Would ya believe it's from a
    VALENTINE'S BOX hitting me?
[03:10] ---
    Totally impossible.
[03:12] ---
    Oh, shut up.
[03:15] ---
    You're really a menace.
[03:17] ---
    I oughtta have you arrested
    for involuntary manslaughter.
[03:20] ---
    Manslaughter?
[03:22] ---
    I don't get it.
[03:23] ---
    I'M the one who doesn't get it.
[03:26] ---
    Is that the way a girl is supposed
    to give chocolate to a guy she likes?
[03:32] ---
    Keep it!
[03:35] ---
    It's your fault for saying the wrong thing!
[03:38] ---
    What was wrong about what I said?
[03:40] ---
    It took me a freaking long time to
    come up with that honest answer.
[03:42] ---
    Yet you ignore me and
    throw chocolate at me...
[03:45] ---
    And yell at me...
[03:47] ---
    And THEN, when I open the box...
[03:48] ---
    There was pink poop on my chocolate.
[03:51] ---
    But that wasn't my fault!
[03:53] ---
    Haruka exchanged his with mine!
[03:55] ---
    C'mon, I gave you your actual
    chocolate eventually.
[04:04] ---
    Nakao's report, part B...
[04:07] ---
    If Koizumi and I are dating,
    that means we'll have to kiss...
[04:14] ---
    ...You think it's funny, don't'cha.
[04:16] ---
    ...is what he apparently said.
[04:23] ---
    W-what now?
[04:31] ---
    The next time we meet, it
    will be in a court of law!
SIGN    Plaintiff
[04:33] ---
    And I'll sue your ass for contempt!
SIGN    Defendant
[04:35] ---
    Bring it on, bitch!
[04:40] ---
    Was Koizumi really rejected?
[04:42] ---
    They look the same as always to me.
[04:55] ---
    There should be a limit to
    how rude a person can be!
[04:58] ---
    Smoooooch.
[05:00] ---
    Smoooch...
[05:05] ---
    What's so funny, you two?
[05:07] ---
    We were wondering if Otani's
    lips could reach yours.
SIGN    Otani
SIGN    Risa
SIGN    Smoooooooch!
[05:12] ---
    Well, of course he'd...
[05:17] ---
    Smoooooch
[05:20] ---
    ...It's funny. The image is too funny.
[05:23] ---
    Right?
[05:24] ---
    But the whole question is moot anyway.
[05:26] ---
    We're not even dating.
[05:28] ---
    Why not?
[05:30] ---
    If you keep talking that way,
    you'll lose your chance.
[05:32] ---
    If a little push won't work, then push him
    until he falls unconscious-over-heels for you!
[05:37] ---
    That's more your style, Seiko, not mine.
[05:40] ---
    Ah-hah!
[05:42] ---
    That reminds me, Seiko, you've
    actually kissed Otani.
[05:47] ---
    That sure looked cute.
[05:50] ---
    Awww, you're making me blush!
[05:55] ---
    Don't blush, don't blush.
[05:59] ---
    Whatevs. It's not like I even
    WANT to kiss Otani anyway.
[06:10] ---
    That puts you below grade
    school level dating, Risa.
[06:13] ---
    How old ARE you?
[06:14] ---
    Yes, yes, I'm just a widdle toddwer.
[06:16] ---
    I've never been kissed.
[06:19] ---
    Then why do you want to be his girlfriend?
[06:22] ---
    Wh-why?
[06:24] ---
    To hold hands walking down the street...
[06:27] ---
    To smooch...
[06:28] ---
    Or to flirt and snuggle, right?
[06:31] ---
    N...not really.
[06:32] ---
    Just drop it.
[06:34] ---
    Risa and Otani have...
SIGN    SEA
[06:38] ---
    ..."YAY! SEA MONK!"
[06:40] ---
    That's as passionate as they'll ever get.
[06:43] ---
    Oh, how utterly cute.
[06:45] ---
    Stop making fun of me!
[06:52] ---
    Really! I'm surrounded by rude people!
[07:09] ---
    Oh crap, oh crap.
[07:10] ---
    It can't help but be funny!
[07:43] ---
    Why the hell must you be so tiny?!
[07:45] ---
    My stomach is really starting to churn!
[07:47] ---
    Wha...what's your problem?!
[07:49] ---
    You're getting slapped!
[07:58] ---
    Hey, wait up.
[08:01] ---
    What is it.
SIGN    Ticket-ping
[08:04] ---
    It's yours.
[08:05] ---
    It's on me.
[08:07] ---
    What's this?
SIGN    Sea Monk
SIGN    The Guts-Guts Sea Monk Concert (Thurs.)
SIGN    Standing room
[08:11] ---
    Is....is...is this...?!
[08:17] ---
    It's a ticket to Sea Monk's concert!
[08:19] ---
    It's payback for Christmas and Valentine's.
[08:22] ---
    It'd be a pain to have to carry it
    around with me until White Day...
[08:25] ---
    So you can have it now.
[08:26] ---
    Seriously?!
[08:29] ---
    Of course.
[08:30] ---
    I didn't stand in line all night for nothing.
[08:32] ---
    Wait, what's this? Row 3?! That
    means I'll be in the front!
[08:36] ---
    You'll get to see Sea Monk's blackheads!
[08:39] ---
    Totally awesome! Otani FTW!
[08:41] ---
    Go on, go on.
[08:43] ---
    Otani, a man among men!
[08:45] ---
    Otani, so handsome!
[08:47] ---
    Well, well...
[08:49] ---
    Woah! What if I catch Sea Monk's eye?
[08:51] ---
    Forget the eyes - if you
    reach out, you can TOUCH him!
[08:54] ---
    Maybe he remembers us from Hokkaido?
[08:57] ---
    And maybe he'll take us backstage?
[09:00] ---
    Yay! Sea Monk!
[09:11] ---
    Th-thank you, sweetie.
[09:14] ---
    I accept your invitation.
SIGN    ohohohoho
[09:16] ---
    Who the hell ARE you...?
[09:44] ---
    So? When is the concert?
[09:46] ---
    The day after the last day of school.
[09:49] ---
    Whatever. I'm secure with my toddler-status.
[09:52] ---
    I didn't say nothin'.
[09:54] ---
    But hey, you'll get to have him
    all to yourself - it's a date!
[09:57] ---
    A DATE? Nah, it's nothing sexy like that...
[10:03] ---
    THEN YOU GOTTA MAKE IT SEXY, YOU STUPID KID!
[10:06] ---
    Are you gonna let your true-love
    chocolate momentum go to waste?
[10:10] ---
    Go for the gold! Become
    a lady he must smooch!
[10:13] ---
    Smooooch!
[10:14] ---
    Enough with the kissing sound effects!
[10:15] ---
    You're starting to sound like a mouse!
[10:33] ---
    Darling!
[10:35] ---
    Sorry I'm late!
[10:37] ---
    Our time apart always passes like molasses!
[10:39] ---
    I missed you!
[10:41] ---
    Good work, son.
[10:41] ---
    - Me too, Nobuko, I missed you!
[10:42] ---
    - You look bored.
[10:44] ---
    - I'm scared that you'll throw
    something at me for making you wait.
[10:44] ---
    - Oh, realllly? I'm so happy you missed me!
[10:48] ---
    - I'm not throwin' nothin'.
[10:49] ---
    Ah, good.
SIGN    handkerchief on standby ->
    Drama at 21:00.
SIGN    Study all day
SIGN    Last Part!!
SIGN    Finals. Go for it!!
SIGN    Last day of school
SIGN    Sea Monk Concert
SIGN    Spring Break
SIGN    Shopping!!
[11:17] ---
    Otani's not here today?
[11:19] ---
    Yeah. I hear he caught a cold.
[11:21] ---
    Seriously?
[11:22] ---
    I hope he's okay.
[11:24] ---
    Tomrorow's the Sea Monk concert.
[11:26] ---
    Why don't'cha visit him?
[11:28] ---
    It's especially in times of weakness that
    a lady's gentle touch warms a man's heart.
[11:33] ---
    Yes, he's very weak.
[11:36] ---
    For the success of tomorrow's Sea Monk
    concert, we must give one final push!
[11:40] ---
    But I don't know where he lives...
[11:42] ---
    We can teach ya that, no prob!
[11:44] ---
    Right?
[11:46] ---
    Here. Map.
[11:56] ---
    Okay!
[11:57] ---
    I've got this!
[11:58] ---
    I'm gonna go in for the kill!
[12:00] ---
    You have my permission to do activities
    that would result in you catching his cold.
[12:03] ---
    As if!
[12:05] ---
    And now... I'm distributing
    your final grades of the year.
SIGN    Otani
SIGN    Beware of Dog
[12:45] ---
    Coming!
[12:55] ---
    And who might you be?
[12:59] ---
    Um...!
[13:01] ---
    I'm...
[13:02] ---
    Koizumi, a pupil partaking
    of the same class as Otani...
[13:06] ---
    Today...
[13:07] ---
    I am hearing he taketh ill and...
[13:12] ---
    I come bearing class printouts and goodies...
[13:14] ---
    Oh! Are you Atchan's girlfriend?!
[13:19] ---
    "Atchan"?
[13:23] ---
    Whaaat? Is this Atchan's girlfriend?
[13:26] ---
    N-not really...
[13:27] ---
    See how sturdy-looking she is, dear?
[13:30] ---
    Come on in!
[13:32] ---
    I don't want to impose...
[13:33] ---
    My baby brother was dead this morning,
    but he seems to have revived a bit.
[13:37] ---
    Atchan!
[13:38] ---
    Atchan, wake up!
[13:44] ---
    I'll get you kids some tea
    - make yourself comfortable!
[13:53] ---
    Damn racket...why's mom yelling?
[14:02] ---
    Are you feeling better, Atchan?
[14:10] ---
    What are YOU doing here!
[14:12] ---
    Visiting a sick friend.
[14:14] ---
    Atchan, perfect timing.
[14:16] ---
    We just got some cake.
[14:18] ---
    I just bought it.
[14:20] ---
    It's the round kind.
[14:21] ---
    Just sit tight ...
[14:23] ---
    I'll cut it for you.
[14:24] ---
    Don't feed cake to an invalid!
[14:25] ---
    Oh, don't be a spoilsport. Your
    sister was nice to buy it.
[14:28] ---
    You sure are tall.
[14:29] ---
    How many centimeters?
[14:31] ---
    Um...172.
[14:33] ---
    172cm??
[14:35] ---
    That means Atchan is shorter.
[14:37] ---
    What a sorry excuse for a man.
[14:39] ---
    Shut up and get out!
[14:41] ---
    Yell all ya want, you can't scare Mommy.
[14:44] ---
    I'll bet you're not even
    romantic when you kiss her.
[14:47] ---
    Silly boy.
[14:48] ---
    Why do I have to kiss her?!
[14:50] ---
    Because she's your girlfriend?
[14:51] ---
    She isn't!
[14:57] ---
    Just get the hell out!
SIGN    Happy Birthday
[15:01] ---
    Otani...is today your birthday?
[15:05] ---
    Yeah.
[15:06] ---
    At least learn the birthday
    of the guy you like.
[15:16] ---
    So?
[15:18] ---
    Why're ya here?
[15:21] ---
    Here, your grades.
[15:24] ---
    You didn't look?!
[15:24] ---
    I looked.
[15:25] ---
    We have some in common.
[15:27] ---
    ...Also, I brought tangerines.
[15:31] ---
    Thanks.
[15:36] ---
    I might not make it tomorrow.
[15:38] ---
    To Sea Monk?
[15:40] ---
    If I can't go, be sure to
    go and raise hell for me.
[15:49] ---
    If you're not going, I'm staying home.
[15:54] ---
    It's no fun without you.
[15:56] ---
    Now don't be silly. I got the ticket for YOU.
[16:01] ---
    Oh, that's right...
[16:03] ---
    Then force yourself to come!
[16:05] ---
    I'll do that.
[16:12] ---
    Say...
[16:14] ---
    There is just one thing
    I've wanted to ask you.
[16:17] ---
    What?
[16:22] ---
    When did ya fall for me?
[16:26] ---
    Wh-why are you asking me that?
[16:29] ---
    You told me to tell you what's on my mind.
[16:30] ---
    I didn't mean THAT!
[16:33] ---
    But it just doesn't make sense to me.
[16:34] ---
    You tease me for being a runt all the time.
[16:36] ---
    Now you expect me to believe
    you want a runt boyfriend?
[16:42] ---
    You're really asking to be
    slapped, stupid eggplant!
[16:44] ---
    Ouch. Ouch. Why the violence?
[16:47] ---
    I don't need to answer.
[16:48] ---
    I already know you don't want
    a giant for a girlfriend.
[16:52] ---
    Well, it doesn't really have
    to do with you being tall...
[16:55] ---
    Well, maybe it does...
[16:57] ---
    A little, I guess...
[17:00] ---
    What the hell, man?
[17:01] ---
    YOU were the one who told me to go for
    the guy I like, regardless of height.
[17:04] ---
    I did?
[17:06] ---
    When did I say that?
[17:07] ---
    You did SO say it! Last summer!
[17:09] ---
    You have your good points, Koizumi.
[17:12] ---
    Just show him what you're made of.
[17:17] ---
    So? Who's this lucky guy you like?
[17:21] ---
    ...I don't care anymore.
[17:22] ---
    You can't not care!
[17:24] ---
    It's really creepy that I'm
    the only one who doesn't know!
[17:27] ---
    When you didn't know it
    was you, you were like,
[17:29] ---
    "Koizumi, do ya have a crush? Who is he?"
[17:32] ---
    It was back then!
[17:34] ---
    What was that?!
[17:35] ---
    Was it me? Are you mocking my face?!
[17:37] ---
    I am!
[17:38] ---
    My face isn't anywhere near that ugly!
[17:40] ---
    Yes it is!
[17:41] ---
    Is that the sort of thing
    you say to a guy you like?
[17:43] ---
    It is!
[17:47] ---
    ...You really shouldn't
    excite an invalid, ya know.
[17:54] ---
    I'm not really hung up over
    our height difference.
[17:57] ---
    So there really is something wrong
    with my awkward personality then.
[18:01] ---
    If ya already knew that, why
    haven't ya tried to fix it?
[18:04] ---
    ...Oops, you did. But the
    sudden change creeped me out.
[18:07] ---
    Stop saying I'm creepy!
[18:10] ---
    ...The rest of the problem is me, not you.
[18:14] ---
    It's your...problem?
[18:18] ---
    Yeah.
[18:22] ---
    Here I am, alone in my bedroom with a girl...
[18:25] ---
    And I don't feel like doing anything.
[18:28] ---
    That's a huge problem.
[19:13] ---
    Then...what should I do?
[19:25] ---
    Am I really that unappealing?
[19:36] ---
    K...Koizumi...
[20:01] ---
    Sorry about that!
[20:02] ---
    I forgot to bring sugar.
[20:06] ---
    Um, I'm going home!
[20:09] ---
    Oh, really?
[20:12] ---
    Atchan.
[20:14] ---
    What happened, Atchan?
[20:15] ---
    Ouch!
[20:16] ---
    You're burning up again!
[20:52] ---
    Ta-dah, a full recovery!
[20:56] ---
    Sorry about yesterday.
[20:57] ---
    I fell asleep with a bad fever.
[21:01] ---
    Wellllll....
[21:02] ---
    My memory cut out right where
    I was eating that tangerine.
[21:06] ---
    What were we talking about?
[21:10] ---
    Huh? Koizumi, are you sick?
[21:11] ---
    What did you just say?
[21:14] ---
    "Huh? Koizumi, are you sick?"
[21:16] ---
    Before that!
[21:18] ---
    "My memory cut out..."
[21:21] ---
    Cut out?
[21:23] ---
    Cut out.
[21:24] ---
    Cut out?!
[21:26] ---
    Cut a rug!
[21:30] ---
    What lovely weather!
[21:33] ---
    Perfect day for Sea Monk.
[21:36] ---
    Eat this!
[21:38] ---
    You insensitive jerk!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    On the way home from school, alone
    in the park, sitting on our bench,
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    I noticed you were happier than usual
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    So I asked you,
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    "What would you do if the world disappeared?"
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Saying nothing, you squeezed
    my arm in response.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Please, keep looking at me.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Our lips are too close and
    my heart won't stop pounding.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    No matter what mood you're in,
    I'll accept you for who you are.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    And if your heart ever breaks
    and tears fall down your cheeks,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    I will protect you even if it means
    turning the rest of the world against me.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    I love you
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    I don't need words.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    You will be my last kiss.
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    Now and forever.
[23:21] ---
    L-O-V-E!
[23:22] ---
    Maity...
[23:23] ---
    Oh crap! Someone broke Koizumi!
[23:25] ---
    Outta my way!
[23:25] ---
    I have eyes only for that lovely man!
[23:28] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:30] ---
    Next episode, "Death by Heartgasm for Maity!"
SIGN    "Death by Heartgasm for Maity!"
[23:32] ---
    Don't miss it!