# E13 - Fever! My First Kiss in His Room?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRNVNNDX6/fever-my-first-kiss-in-his-room)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
When you asked me how I felt about you
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I said, "You're okay, I guess."
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
Wait, are you crying?
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Oh!
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Now I think you might be cute.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Then you tried to run away
so I grabbed your hand.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
And something deep within
my heart began to dance.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I wish there were a textbook for romance.
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
There are just too many
problems I don't understand.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
I wish there were a teacher for romance.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
If I add You + Me
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Will the answer be "Love"?
**[01:20] ---**
This isn't obligatory chocolate, right?
**[01:23] ---**
Right.
**[01:25] ---**
C-can we call it obligatory chocolate?
**[01:29] ---**
What the hell?
**[01:30] ---**
Do you mean you won't accept
it if it's because I like you?
**[01:33] ---**
Coach is calling you.
**[01:34] ---**
He wants you in the faculty lounge.
**[01:36] ---**
Sorry.
**[01:37] ---**
I've gotta go.
**[01:40] ---**
Wait...
**[01:50] ---**
That hurt...
**[01:56] ---**
I'm a moron!
**[02:02] ---**
Keep it!
***SIGN*** "Fever! First Kiss In His Bedroom?"
**[02:20] ---**
According to Nakao, Otani still
doesn't want me to be his girlfriend.
**[02:27] ---**
It feels weird...
**[02:29] ---**
Really?
**[02:32] ---**
...Apparently.
**[02:40] ---**
Feels weird?
**[02:41] ---**
But why?
***SIGN*** Class 2-3
**[02:58] ---**
It's cold!
**[03:01] ---**
What's that?
**[03:03] ---**
Just look at my forehead.
**[03:06] ---**
After a whole week it's still red.
**[03:08] ---**
Would ya believe it's from a
VALENTINE'S BOX hitting me?
**[03:10] ---**
Totally impossible.
**[03:12] ---**
Oh, shut up.
**[03:15] ---**
You're really a menace.
**[03:17] ---**
I oughtta have you arrested
for involuntary manslaughter.
**[03:20] ---**
Manslaughter?
**[03:22] ---**
I don't get it.
**[03:23] ---**
I'M the one who doesn't get it.
**[03:26] ---**
Is that the way a girl is supposed
to give chocolate to a guy she likes?
**[03:32] ---**
Keep it!
**[03:35] ---**
It's your fault for saying the wrong thing!
**[03:38] ---**
What was wrong about what I said?
**[03:40] ---**
It took me a freaking long time to
come up with that honest answer.
**[03:42] ---**
Yet you ignore me and
throw chocolate at me...
**[03:45] ---**
And yell at me...
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And THEN, when I open the box...
**[03:48] ---**
There was pink poop on my chocolate.
**[03:51] ---**
But that wasn't my fault!
**[03:53] ---**
Haruka exchanged his with mine!
**[03:55] ---**
C'mon, I gave you your actual
chocolate eventually.
**[04:04] ---**
Nakao's report, part B...
**[04:07] ---**
If Koizumi and I are dating,
that means we'll have to kiss...
**[04:14] ---**
...You think it's funny, don't'cha.
**[04:16] ---**
...is what he apparently said.
**[04:23] ---**
W-what now?
**[04:31] ---**
The next time we meet, it
will be in a court of law!
***SIGN*** Plaintiff
**[04:33] ---**
And I'll sue your ass for contempt!
***SIGN*** Defendant
**[04:35] ---**
Bring it on, bitch!
**[04:40] ---**
Was Koizumi really rejected?
**[04:42] ---**
They look the same as always to me.
**[04:55] ---**
There should be a limit to
how rude a person can be!
**[04:58] ---**
Smoooooch.
**[05:00] ---**
Smoooch...
**[05:05] ---**
What's so funny, you two?
**[05:07] ---**
We were wondering if Otani's
lips could reach yours.
***SIGN*** Otani
***SIGN*** Risa
***SIGN*** Smoooooooch!
**[05:12] ---**
Well, of course he'd...
**[05:17] ---**
Smoooooch
**[05:20] ---**
...It's funny. The image is too funny.
**[05:23] ---**
Right?
**[05:24] ---**
But the whole question is moot anyway.
**[05:26] ---**
We're not even dating.
**[05:28] ---**
Why not?
**[05:30] ---**
If you keep talking that way,
you'll lose your chance.
**[05:32] ---**
If a little push won't work, then push him
until he falls unconscious-over-heels for you!
**[05:37] ---**
That's more your style, Seiko, not mine.
**[05:40] ---**
Ah-hah!
**[05:42] ---**
That reminds me, Seiko, you've
actually kissed Otani.
**[05:47] ---**
That sure looked cute.
**[05:50] ---**
Awww, you're making me blush!
**[05:55] ---**
Don't blush, don't blush.
**[05:59] ---**
Whatevs. It's not like I even
WANT to kiss Otani anyway.
**[06:10] ---**
That puts you below grade
school level dating, Risa.
**[06:13] ---**
How old ARE you?
**[06:14] ---**
Yes, yes, I'm just a widdle toddwer.
**[06:16] ---**
I've never been kissed.
**[06:19] ---**
Then why do you want to be his girlfriend?
**[06:22] ---**
Wh-why?
**[06:24] ---**
To hold hands walking down the street...
**[06:27] ---**
To smooch...
**[06:28] ---**
Or to flirt and snuggle, right?
**[06:31] ---**
N...not really.
**[06:32] ---**
Just drop it.
**[06:34] ---**
Risa and Otani have...
***SIGN*** SEA
**[06:38] ---**
..."YAY! SEA MONK!"
**[06:40] ---**
That's as passionate as they'll ever get.
**[06:43] ---**
Oh, how utterly cute.
**[06:45] ---**
Stop making fun of me!
**[06:52] ---**
Really! I'm surrounded by rude people!
**[07:09] ---**
Oh crap, oh crap.
**[07:10] ---**
It can't help but be funny!
**[07:43] ---**
Why the hell must you be so tiny?!
**[07:45] ---**
My stomach is really starting to churn!
**[07:47] ---**
Wha...what's your problem?!
**[07:49] ---**
You're getting slapped!
**[07:58] ---**
Hey, wait up.
**[08:01] ---**
What is it.
***SIGN*** Ticket-ping
**[08:04] ---**
It's yours.
**[08:05] ---**
It's on me.
**[08:07] ---**
What's this?
***SIGN*** Sea Monk
***SIGN*** The Guts-Guts Sea Monk Concert (Thurs.)
***SIGN*** Standing room
**[08:11] ---**
Is....is...is this...?!
**[08:17] ---**
It's a ticket to Sea Monk's concert!
**[08:19] ---**
It's payback for Christmas and Valentine's.
**[08:22] ---**
It'd be a pain to have to carry it
around with me until White Day...
**[08:25] ---**
So you can have it now.
**[08:26] ---**
Seriously?!
**[08:29] ---**
Of course.
**[08:30] ---**
I didn't stand in line all night for nothing.
**[08:32] ---**
Wait, what's this? Row 3?! That
means I'll be in the front!
**[08:36] ---**
You'll get to see Sea Monk's blackheads!
**[08:39] ---**
Totally awesome! Otani FTW!
**[08:41] ---**
Go on, go on.
**[08:43] ---**
Otani, a man among men!
**[08:45] ---**
Otani, so handsome!
**[08:47] ---**
Well, well...
**[08:49] ---**
Woah! What if I catch Sea Monk's eye?
**[08:51] ---**
Forget the eyes - if you
reach out, you can TOUCH him!
**[08:54] ---**
Maybe he remembers us from Hokkaido?
**[08:57] ---**
And maybe he'll take us backstage?
**[09:00] ---**
Yay! Sea Monk!
**[09:11] ---**
Th-thank you, sweetie.
**[09:14] ---**
I accept your invitation.
***SIGN*** ohohohoho
**[09:16] ---**
Who the hell ARE you...?
**[09:44] ---**
So? When is the concert?
**[09:46] ---**
The day after the last day of school.
**[09:49] ---**
Whatever. I'm secure with my toddler-status.
**[09:52] ---**
I didn't say nothin'.
**[09:54] ---**
But hey, you'll get to have him
all to yourself - it's a date!
**[09:57] ---**
A DATE? Nah, it's nothing sexy like that...
**[10:03] ---**
THEN YOU GOTTA MAKE IT SEXY, YOU STUPID KID!
**[10:06] ---**
Are you gonna let your true-love
chocolate momentum go to waste?
**[10:10] ---**
Go for the gold! Become
a lady he must smooch!
**[10:13] ---**
Smooooch!
**[10:14] ---**
Enough with the kissing sound effects!
**[10:15] ---**
You're starting to sound like a mouse!
**[10:33] ---**
Darling!
**[10:35] ---**
Sorry I'm late!
**[10:37] ---**
Our time apart always passes like molasses!
**[10:39] ---**
I missed you!
**[10:41] ---**
Good work, son.
**[10:41] ---**
- Me too, Nobuko, I missed you!
**[10:42] ---**
- You look bored.
**[10:44] ---**
- I'm scared that you'll throw
something at me for making you wait.
**[10:44] ---**
- Oh, realllly? I'm so happy you missed me!
**[10:48] ---**
- I'm not throwin' nothin'.
**[10:49] ---**
Ah, good.
***SIGN*** handkerchief on standby ->
Drama at 21:00.
***SIGN*** Study all day
***SIGN*** Last Part!!
***SIGN*** Finals. Go for it!!
***SIGN*** Last day of school
***SIGN*** Sea Monk Concert
***SIGN*** Spring Break
***SIGN*** Shopping!!
**[11:17] ---**
Otani's not here today?
**[11:19] ---**
Yeah. I hear he caught a cold.
**[11:21] ---**
Seriously?
**[11:22] ---**
I hope he's okay.
**[11:24] ---**
Tomrorow's the Sea Monk concert.
**[11:26] ---**
Why don't'cha visit him?
**[11:28] ---**
It's especially in times of weakness that
a lady's gentle touch warms a man's heart.
**[11:33] ---**
Yes, he's very weak.
**[11:36] ---**
For the success of tomorrow's Sea Monk
concert, we must give one final push!
**[11:40] ---**
But I don't know where he lives...
**[11:42] ---**
We can teach ya that, no prob!
**[11:44] ---**
Right?
**[11:46] ---**
Here. Map.
**[11:56] ---**
Okay!
**[11:57] ---**
I've got this!
**[11:58] ---**
I'm gonna go in for the kill!
**[12:00] ---**
You have my permission to do activities
that would result in you catching his cold.
**[12:03] ---**
As if!
**[12:05] ---**
And now... I'm distributing
your final grades of the year.
***SIGN*** Otani
***SIGN*** Beware of Dog
**[12:45] ---**
Coming!
**[12:55] ---**
And who might you be?
**[12:59] ---**
Um...!
**[13:01] ---**
I'm...
**[13:02] ---**
Koizumi, a pupil partaking
of the same class as Otani...
**[13:06] ---**
Today...
**[13:07] ---**
I am hearing he taketh ill and...
**[13:12] ---**
I come bearing class printouts and goodies...
**[13:14] ---**
Oh! Are you Atchan's girlfriend?!
**[13:19] ---**
"Atchan"?
**[13:23] ---**
Whaaat? Is this Atchan's girlfriend?
**[13:26] ---**
N-not really...
**[13:27] ---**
See how sturdy-looking she is, dear?
**[13:30] ---**
Come on in!
**[13:32] ---**
I don't want to impose...
**[13:33] ---**
My baby brother was dead this morning,
but he seems to have revived a bit.
**[13:37] ---**
Atchan!
**[13:38] ---**
Atchan, wake up!
**[13:44] ---**
I'll get you kids some tea
- make yourself comfortable!
**[13:53] ---**
Damn racket...why's mom yelling?
**[14:02] ---**
Are you feeling better, Atchan?
**[14:10] ---**
What are YOU doing here!
**[14:12] ---**
Visiting a sick friend.
**[14:14] ---**
Atchan, perfect timing.
**[14:16] ---**
We just got some cake.
**[14:18] ---**
I just bought it.
**[14:20] ---**
It's the round kind.
**[14:21] ---**
Just sit tight ...
**[14:23] ---**
I'll cut it for you.
**[14:24] ---**
Don't feed cake to an invalid!
**[14:25] ---**
Oh, don't be a spoilsport. Your
sister was nice to buy it.
**[14:28] ---**
You sure are tall.
**[14:29] ---**
How many centimeters?
**[14:31] ---**
Um...172.
**[14:33] ---**
172cm??
**[14:35] ---**
That means Atchan is shorter.
**[14:37] ---**
What a sorry excuse for a man.
**[14:39] ---**
Shut up and get out!
**[14:41] ---**
Yell all ya want, you can't scare Mommy.
**[14:44] ---**
I'll bet you're not even
romantic when you kiss her.
**[14:47] ---**
Silly boy.
**[14:48] ---**
Why do I have to kiss her?!
**[14:50] ---**
Because she's your girlfriend?
**[14:51] ---**
She isn't!
**[14:57] ---**
Just get the hell out!
***SIGN*** Happy Birthday
**[15:01] ---**
Otani...is today your birthday?
**[15:05] ---**
Yeah.
**[15:06] ---**
At least learn the birthday
of the guy you like.
**[15:16] ---**
So?
**[15:18] ---**
Why're ya here?
**[15:21] ---**
Here, your grades.
**[15:24] ---**
You didn't look?!
**[15:24] ---**
I looked.
**[15:25] ---**
We have some in common.
**[15:27] ---**
...Also, I brought tangerines.
**[15:31] ---**
Thanks.
**[15:36] ---**
I might not make it tomorrow.
**[15:38] ---**
To Sea Monk?
**[15:40] ---**
If I can't go, be sure to
go and raise hell for me.
**[15:49] ---**
If you're not going, I'm staying home.
**[15:54] ---**
It's no fun without you.
**[15:56] ---**
Now don't be silly. I got the ticket for YOU.
**[16:01] ---**
Oh, that's right...
**[16:03] ---**
Then force yourself to come!
**[16:05] ---**
I'll do that.
**[16:12] ---**
Say...
**[16:14] ---**
There is just one thing
I've wanted to ask you.
**[16:17] ---**
What?
**[16:22] ---**
When did ya fall for me?
**[16:26] ---**
Wh-why are you asking me that?
**[16:29] ---**
You told me to tell you what's on my mind.
**[16:30] ---**
I didn't mean THAT!
**[16:33] ---**
But it just doesn't make sense to me.
**[16:34] ---**
You tease me for being a runt all the time.
**[16:36] ---**
Now you expect me to believe
you want a runt boyfriend?
**[16:42] ---**
You're really asking to be
slapped, stupid eggplant!
**[16:44] ---**
Ouch. Ouch. Why the violence?
**[16:47] ---**
I don't need to answer.
**[16:48] ---**
I already know you don't want
a giant for a girlfriend.
**[16:52] ---**
Well, it doesn't really have
to do with you being tall...
**[16:55] ---**
Well, maybe it does...
**[16:57] ---**
A little, I guess...
**[17:00] ---**
What the hell, man?
**[17:01] ---**
YOU were the one who told me to go for
the guy I like, regardless of height.
**[17:04] ---**
I did?
**[17:06] ---**
When did I say that?
**[17:07] ---**
You did SO say it! Last summer!
**[17:09] ---**
You have your good points, Koizumi.
**[17:12] ---**
Just show him what you're made of.
**[17:17] ---**
So? Who's this lucky guy you like?
**[17:21] ---**
...I don't care anymore.
**[17:22] ---**
You can't not care!
**[17:24] ---**
It's really creepy that I'm
the only one who doesn't know!
**[17:27] ---**
When you didn't know it
was you, you were like,
**[17:29] ---**
"Koizumi, do ya have a crush? Who is he?"
**[17:32] ---**
It was back then!
**[17:34] ---**
What was that?!
**[17:35] ---**
Was it me? Are you mocking my face?!
**[17:37] ---**
I am!
**[17:38] ---**
My face isn't anywhere near that ugly!
**[17:40] ---**
Yes it is!
**[17:41] ---**
Is that the sort of thing
you say to a guy you like?
**[17:43] ---**
It is!
**[17:47] ---**
...You really shouldn't
excite an invalid, ya know.
**[17:54] ---**
I'm not really hung up over
our height difference.
**[17:57] ---**
So there really is something wrong
with my awkward personality then.
**[18:01] ---**
If ya already knew that, why
haven't ya tried to fix it?
**[18:04] ---**
...Oops, you did. But the
sudden change creeped me out.
**[18:07] ---**
Stop saying I'm creepy!
**[18:10] ---**
...The rest of the problem is me, not you.
**[18:14] ---**
It's your...problem?
**[18:18] ---**
Yeah.
**[18:22] ---**
Here I am, alone in my bedroom with a girl...
**[18:25] ---**
And I don't feel like doing anything.
**[18:28] ---**
That's a huge problem.
**[19:13] ---**
Then...what should I do?
**[19:25] ---**
Am I really that unappealing?
**[19:36] ---**
K...Koizumi...
**[20:01] ---**
Sorry about that!
**[20:02] ---**
I forgot to bring sugar.
**[20:06] ---**
Um, I'm going home!
**[20:09] ---**
Oh, really?
**[20:12] ---**
Atchan.
**[20:14] ---**
What happened, Atchan?
**[20:15] ---**
Ouch!
**[20:16] ---**
You're burning up again!
**[20:52] ---**
Ta-dah, a full recovery!
**[20:56] ---**
Sorry about yesterday.
**[20:57] ---**
I fell asleep with a bad fever.
**[21:01] ---**
Wellllll....
**[21:02] ---**
My memory cut out right where
I was eating that tangerine.
**[21:06] ---**
What were we talking about?
**[21:10] ---**
Huh? Koizumi, are you sick?
**[21:11] ---**
What did you just say?
**[21:14] ---**
"Huh? Koizumi, are you sick?"
**[21:16] ---**
Before that!
**[21:18] ---**
"My memory cut out..."
**[21:21] ---**
Cut out?
**[21:23] ---**
Cut out.
**[21:24] ---**
Cut out?!
**[21:26] ---**
Cut a rug!
**[21:30] ---**
What lovely weather!
**[21:33] ---**
Perfect day for Sea Monk.
**[21:36] ---**
Eat this!
**[21:38] ---**
You insensitive jerk!
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
On the way home from school, alone
in the park, sitting on our bench,
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
I noticed you were happier than usual
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
So I asked you,
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
"What would you do if the world disappeared?"
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Saying nothing, you squeezed
my arm in response.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Please, keep looking at me.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Our lips are too close and
my heart won't stop pounding.
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
No matter what mood you're in,
I'll accept you for who you are.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
And if your heart ever breaks
and tears fall down your cheeks,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
I will protect you even if it means
turning the rest of the world against me.
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
I love you
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
I don't need words.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
You will be my last kiss.
**[23:02] [SONG] ---**
Now and forever.
**[23:21] ---**
L-O-V-E!
**[23:22] ---**
Maity...
**[23:23] ---**
Oh crap! Someone broke Koizumi!
**[23:25] ---**
Outta my way!
**[23:25] ---**
I have eyes only for that lovely man!
**[23:28] ---**
Lovely Complex - Love Com.
**[23:30] ---**
Next episode, "Death by Heartgasm for Maity!"
***SIGN*** "Death by Heartgasm for Maity!"
**[23:32] ---**
Don't miss it!