E20 - Declaration of War! A Dangerous Beauty, Ablaze With Jealousy!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    We are in the Heisei Era Only!
    This Show was not in Showa!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Here, there, everywhere
    - okay! Hey-Say is okay!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    We're in this era - sorry! But don't worry!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We'll surely find our dreams in the
    future. Come on, everybody, follow me!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    You should start every day
    with a happily pounding heart.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    All you need is wings, no fancy clothes.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna be brave and fly out
    to a world never before seen.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    And I'm taking you with me. Don't be shy.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    It's just the two of us. Love
    is coming. Love is coming.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    In the distant universe,
    one star shone brightest.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    It is the Earth - a sparkling
    stage just for us.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    The miracle that brought us
    together may have been flawed.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    But that's meaningless. I like
    you just the way you are.
[01:34] ---
    Otani, dear?
[01:36] ---
    Good. Mor. Ning.
[01:40] ---
    Gross!
[01:41] ---
    Who're ya callin' "gross"?!
[01:42] ---
    Is that the way a guy
    addresses his girlfriend?
[01:45] ---
    You've sure gotten outspoken.
[01:47] ---
    That's 'cause I let ya get away
    with so much abuse up 'til now.
[01:50] ---
    It's payback time.
[01:53] ---
    I'll pay YOU back!
[01:55] ---
    Atchan!
[02:00] ---
    Good morning.
[02:01] ---
    Oh, it's her...
[02:04] ---
    The girl who lives next to Otani.
[02:07] ---
    You're Mew-mew!
[02:08] ---
    MIMI!
[02:09] ---
    Your girlfriend sure is funny.
[02:13] ---
    Oh, crap! We're late!
[02:14] ---
    That's your fault for
    standing around talking.
[02:17] ---
    Talking BACK to you for being so stupid!
[02:18] ---
    Well, Mimi, see ya later!
SIGN    "Declaration of War!! Dangerous Pretty Girl Burning With Jealousy!!"
[02:31] ---
    Wh-what's up, both of you?
[02:33] ---
    - Why didn't ya tell us?
[02:33] ---
    - When did this happen?
[02:34] ---
    - Of course!
[02:34] ---
    - Did he propose?
[02:35] ---
    - Congratulations!
[02:36] ---
    - Congratulations.
[02:36] ---
    - Miss Risa, is this true?
[02:38] ---
    Nskda kdner liqnvid!
[02:41] ---
    I'm so happy for you.
[02:42] ---
    I'm positively ecstatic!
[02:44] ---
    So FINALLY the awkward combo
    became an adoring couple.
SIGN    Tears...
[02:49] ---
    Congrats!
[02:51] ---
    Thanks.
[02:53] ---
    ...It's not THAT big a deal.
[02:54] ---
    HOW did this happen?!
[02:55] ---
    S-say it ain't so, Risa!
[02:58] ---
    Won't you reconsider?
[03:00] ---
    It's just WEIRD - you
    being with this thing...
[03:02] ---
    "This thing"? What the hell!
[03:03] ---
    Stay quiet, mirco-ant!
[03:05] ---
    Don't rub it in my face!
[03:06] ---
    Who's rubbing anything in your face?!
[03:08] ---
    You...
[03:09] ---
    This can't...
[03:15] ---
    Oh well...
[03:17] ---
    I knew that this day would come eventually...
[03:26] ---
    Oh, that's right.
[03:28] ---
    Mr. Nakano was looking for you guys.
[03:31] ---
    My scene's over?!
[03:36] ---
    Did you both forget to do
    your summer school homework?
[03:40] ---
    ...Yes.
[03:41] ---
    We're sorry, sir.
[03:43] ---
    I'd rather your alikeness not
    carry over to school assignments.
[03:45] ---
    Be sure to bring them in by Monday.
[03:47] ---
    Yes, sir.
[03:57] ---
    I'd completely forgotten about it!
[04:00] ---
    Let's split up our homework
    and get it done faster.
[04:03] ---
    But where?
[04:04] ---
    Suzuki likes the library - maybe there?
[04:07] ---
    I can't.
[04:08] ---
    If I set foot in a quiet
    place like a library...
[04:10] ---
    It sends a chill down my spine!
[04:12] ---
    Sends a chill down my spine too!
[04:21] ---
    Then, wanna come to my place?
[04:24] ---
    Sure!
[04:29] ---
    Hi, Atchan.
[04:31] ---
    I see you brought your girlfriend today.
[04:35] ---
    What are YOU doing here?
[04:37] ---
    Just brought the daily milk.
[04:39] ---
    Milk?
[04:43] ---
    She brings me milk every day
    - says it'll make me taller.
[04:46] ---
    It's a special milk!
[04:48] ---
    Straight from a Hokkaido family
    farm, it's chock-full of calcium!
[04:53] ---
    What's so funny?
[04:55] ---
    Come on! "Milk"!
[05:01] ---
    So you've brought the milk.
[05:03] ---
    You can go home now.
[05:04] ---
    But Mimi wants to hang
    out with your girlfriend!
[05:07] ---
    Too bad.
[05:08] ---
    We need to do some homework.
[05:12] ---
    Aw, come on, Otani, she can stay for a bit.
[05:14] ---
    Yay!
[05:19] ---
    Just for a bit.
[05:21] ---
    I got'cha!
[05:23] ---
    Atchan, could ya come down for a minute?
[05:25] ---
    What is it NOW?
[05:33] ---
    She sure is cute.
[05:36] ---
    Mimi, you sure are tall.
[05:38] ---
    How many centimeters?
[05:40] ---
    172.
[05:42] ---
    Me too!
[05:45] ---
    Oh, really...
[05:47] ---
    But Atchan always said he'd never
    date a girl taller than him.
[05:51] ---
    I guess he did...
[05:54] ---
    But I'm apparently an exception.
[05:56] ---
    Not sure why, though.
[05:59] ---
    Hey, do you know that Atchan's
    ex-girlfriend is little?
[06:03] ---
    Yeah, I know.
[06:05] ---
    So little and cute...
[06:08] ---
    That's why Mimi gave up on him.
[06:15] ---
    Mimi...you have a crush on Otani?
[06:18] ---
    Yeah.
[06:19] ---
    But Atchan likes small girls.
[06:22] ---
    And poor Mimi is tall.
[06:24] ---
    That's why Mimi brings him milk
    every day - to make him taller.
[06:29] ---
    Oh...
[06:31] ---
    Mimi thought that once Atchan
    got taller than me...
[06:34] ---
    that we could date.
[06:38] ---
    Well, um...
[06:41] ---
    I feel kinda sorry...
[06:48] ---
    Damn. I missed.
[06:53] ---
    You feel "sorry"?! Like HELL ya do!
[06:56] ---
    I don't know what kind of
    VOODOO you pulled on him...
[07:02] ---
    Do ya want an udon noodle through the nose ??
[07:07] ---
    Er, n-not particularly...
[07:09] ---
    There's no way Atchan would
    date a WITCH like you.
[07:13] ---
    M-M-Mimi--
[07:14] ---
    DO NOT DEFILE MY NAME WITH YOUR FOUL MOUTH!
[07:20] ---
    Next time I so much as see ya near
    Atchan, I'm beating ya to a pulp!
[07:31] ---
    I brought some tea.
[07:32] ---
    Otani! Rescue me!
[07:35] ---
    Yay, cake, cake!
[07:39] ---
    Mimi wants the Mont Blanc cake!
[07:41] ---
    May I?
[07:42] ---
    ...Go ahead.
[07:45] ---
    Your girlfriend is so nice!
[07:49] ---
    ...Was I dreaming just now?
[07:53] ---
    What's wrong, Koizumi?
[07:55] ---
    N-nothing...
[08:05] ---
    It wasn't a dream?!
[08:08] ---
    That's the strangest face
    I've ever seen ya make.
[08:10] ---
    Mimi, you're going home
    after you finish that.
[08:12] ---
    'Kaaaay!
SIGN    Mimi Yoshioka: My fatal smile will make every boy my SLAVE
[08:26] ---
    She's a model - the plot thickens...
[08:30] ---
    That model lives next door to Otani?
[08:32] ---
    That really is something!
[08:35] ---
    Oh, it's Mimi.
[08:41] ---
    I don't think telling Otani
    about her would help...
[08:46] ---
    Well, I guess it's nothing to worry about.
[08:52] ---
    Now that our homework is finished,
    wanna go out somewhere?
[08:54] ---
    Of course I do!
[08:57] ---
    She can do or say anything to me.
[08:59] ---
    As long as I have Otani's
    love, I'm a happy girl!
[09:02] ---
    Atchan!
[09:08] ---
    What are you doing here?
[09:10] ---
    Your girlfriend and Mimi are super-tight.
[09:13] ---
    So we promised to hang out today.
[09:15] ---
    Right?
[09:21] ---
    Yeah, fine.
[09:22] ---
    You girls can go together then.
[09:24] ---
    What about you?
[09:25] ---
    I don't wanna be escorted home by TWO giants!
[09:28] ---
    That'd make you a kidnapped alien, after all.
[09:30] ---
    You're getting slapped!
[09:32] ---
    Jeez.
[09:34] ---
    Ah! Wait, don't go, Otani!
[09:36] ---
    Hey, WITCH.
[09:39] ---
    Old Witch, you know what
    this means, don't ya?
[09:42] ---
    Lemme borrow ya for a bit.
[09:44] ---
    Why is this happening...
[09:58] ---
    She's staring daggers...
[10:04] ---
    How far did ya go to get Atchan to say yes?
[10:08] ---
    I went above and beyond!
[10:12] ---
    You moron!
[10:13] ---
    I went BEYOND your above!
[10:15] ---
    Mimi is SUCH a cutie in front of him, right?
[10:20] ---
    And I've ALWAYS put up that front for
    him ever since I got feelings for him.
[10:24] ---
    Do ya have ANY idea how
    much crap I went through?
[10:26] ---
    I'm sure it must have been crappy...
[10:30] ---
    And that's not the worst of it...
[10:32] ---
    I've been giving him milk every day,
[10:35] ---
    but he hasn't grown a lousy
    centimeter since junior high!
[10:37] ---
    For real?
[10:39] ---
    For real.
[10:41] ---
    Meanwhile, cute little Mimi graduated
    elementary school at a whopping 170 cm!
[10:47] ---
    I was 168 when I left the sixth grade!
[10:50] ---
    No way!
[10:51] ---
    You lie!
[10:52] ---
    It sucked! I was always the tallest
    in the class, ever since kindergarten.
[10:56] ---
    So was Mimi!
[10:58] ---
    I was even taller than the boys!
[11:00] ---
    So was I!
[11:02] ---
    Didn't that seriously suck?
[11:04] ---
    We couldn't help but stand out.
[11:06] ---
    Preach it, sister!
[11:07] ---
    And good luck trying to goof off a
    little in class, teacher would always -
[11:09] ---
    WHO SAID I BROUGHT YOU HERE
    FOR A FRIENDLY BITCH SESSION??
[11:13] ---
    Huh? I was just going along with it?
[11:15] ---
    Well, shut up!
[11:19] ---
    ...Having said that, even
    proud-hearted Mimi...
[11:22] ---
    was able to give up when he got
    such a cute little girlfriend.
[11:26] ---
    I guess it's hard to compete
    when you're this tall.
[11:29] ---
    I totally feel ya.
[11:31] ---
    Right?!
[11:32] ---
    And she's a really sweet person, to boot!
[11:34] ---
    I almost wondered if she
    was a devil in disguise.
[11:36] ---
    Like you.
[11:38] ---
    That's right. Mimi IS a devil in disguise...
[11:40] ---
    Wait, I told ya to shut up!
[11:41] ---
    Who're you callin' a "devil", jackass!
[11:44] ---
    S...sorry about that.
[11:46] ---
    And just when he finally breaks up with
    her now I have to deal with THIS BS!
[11:50] ---
    Giant AND stupid!
[11:52] ---
    Let's get one thing straight: Mimi
    loses to no one - especially you!
[11:55] ---
    I vow to steal Atchan back from you.
[12:00] ---
    That's all I wanted to say.
[12:03] ---
    D-don't go!
[12:06] ---
    What is it?
[12:12] ---
    S...
[12:13] ---
    Sorry, but could ya loan me some cash?
[12:18] ---
    I've only got 50 yen...
[12:20] ---
    Fifty...?
[12:21] ---
    You've got some nerve entering
    a diner with only that much!
[12:23] ---
    I commend your brash stupidity!
[12:26] ---
    I forgot that I'd spent my
    allowance on this magazine.
[12:29] ---
    You're just so cute in it
    that I splurged a little.
[12:33] ---
    Oh, you poor dear.
[12:34] ---
    I'll make a special exception for today.
[12:37] ---
    What a sweetie!
[12:46] ---
    ...I forgot my wallet at school.
[12:48] ---
    What do we do now?
[12:56] ---
    That'll be 630 yen.
[13:00] ---
    Why do you guys hate me so much?
[13:03] ---
    We're really sorry.
[13:06] ---
    Atchan.
[13:09] ---
    What's so great about her?
[13:12] ---
    Where'd that come from?
[13:13] ---
    I mean, she's the complete
    opposite type as your ex.
[13:16] ---
    She's taller than you.
[13:18] ---
    She went into a restaurant with only 50 yen.
[13:20] ---
    I just don't understand why
    anyone would want to date her.
[13:25] ---
    ...It's not really appropriate for
    us to discuss this in front of her.
[13:28] ---
    I don't care!
[13:29] ---
    Mimi wants to know!
[13:31] ---
    Screw that.
[13:32] ---
    This has nothing to do with you.
[13:39] ---
    Otani...
[13:40] ---
    But it has everything to do with me.
[13:41] ---
    Because Mimi loves you
    much more than she does!
[13:46] ---
    Mimi...
[13:51] ---
    Are you serious?
[13:58] ---
    ATCHAN, YOU ASSHOLE!
[14:01] ---
    Mimi?
[14:02] ---
    I'll go talk to her.
[14:04] ---
    Wha...
[14:11] ---
    Because I know just how Mimi feels.
[14:40] ---
    Did Atchan say anything?
[14:43] ---
    Was he mad at Mimi??
[14:46] ---
    No...he wasn't mad.
[14:50] ---
    He should be!
[14:51] ---
    I lost my temper and said he's an asshole.
[14:56] ---
    ATCHAN, YOU ASSHOLE!
[15:02] ---
    But you don't need to worry about that.
[15:04] ---
    Otani actually is an asshole.
[15:07] ---
    You tell him how you feel,
    and that's his response.
[15:09] ---
    He really is stupid.
[15:10] ---
    Atchan is NOT stupid!
[15:12] ---
    Anyone would be confused if a
    girl suddenly told him that.
[15:14] ---
    MIMI is the one at fault!
[15:16] ---
    So don't you dare trash-talk Atchan!
[15:23] ---
    I never wanted to tell him...like that...
[15:26] ---
    Not while yelling at him...
[15:28] ---
    Not like that...!
[15:35] ---
    And it's all your damn fault!
[15:39] ---
    You've messed up Mimi's life plan, you bitch!
[15:42] ---
    What'cha gonna do about it, eh?!
[15:45] ---
    Stop squirming and spit it out, won't'cha?
[15:48] ---
    What's it gonna be, bitch?
[15:53] ---
    Mi...mi?
[16:00] ---
    Ah, crap.
[16:06] ---
    She was so thoroughly depressed...
[16:08] ---
    that Otani saw her true colors.
[16:10] ---
    What the hell was that all about?
[16:11] ---
    Is the Mimi I know all just an act?
[16:16] ---
    A girl always wants to be pretty and
    proper around the guy she likes.
[16:19] ---
    Just like me!
[16:21] ---
    Gross, gross.
[16:22] ---
    Don't call me gross!
[16:24] ---
    There it is.
[16:25] ---
    You call THAT "pretty and proper"?
[16:26] ---
    YOU made me go there!...
[16:29] ---
    I mean,
[16:31] ---
    Did Mimi talk to you after that?
[16:33] ---
    Yeah.
[16:34] ---
    In fact, she asked if we'd hang
    out with her after school today.
[16:38] ---
    W-why?
[16:39] ---
    Maybe Mimi's taking off the gloves...
[16:41] ---
    Does she mean business this time?
[16:46] ---
    Whaddaya mean "serious"?
[16:49] ---
    If a girl THAT pretty gets serious,
    even Otani's stupidity isn't immune...
[16:55] ---
    Well I'm not gonna let her outshine me!
[16:58] ---
    No way am I gonna undo all the hard
    work I put into this relationship!
[17:03] ---
    We're gonna go wherever Atchan wants to go.
[17:05] ---
    If that's cool with you, that is.
[17:07] ---
    It's cool.
[17:11] ---
    Y-you girls are scaring me...
[17:13] ---
    Let's go, Atchan.
[17:21] ---
    Please, girls, just go off without me!
[17:32] ---
    Which one first? Which one first?
[17:34] ---
    Ah! That one's open!
[17:36] ---
    We're going in!
[17:37] ---
    Wahoo!
[17:38] ---
    Atchan?
[17:56] ---
    Huh? Where did Mimi go?
SIGN    Karaoke
[18:04] ---
    Oh, THERE you are.
[18:06] ---
    Mimi, come join us!
[18:10] ---
    ...I'm leaving.
[18:13] ---
    Mimi's going home!
[18:14] ---
    Mimi.
[18:19] ---
    There's something I need
    to make clear to you.
[18:23] ---
    Don't say it.
[18:27] ---
    ...You're gonna say "no," aren't you.
[18:34] ---
    Mimi...
SIGN    Sticker Pictures
[18:37] ---
    Mimi...
[18:39] ---
    No...
[18:40] ---
    Mimi.
[18:41] ---
    Shut up!
[18:44] ---
    Mimi.
[18:45] ---
    Listen to me!
[18:48] ---
    No! I don't wanna listen!
[18:50] ---
    - I have
    - Noooo!
[18:51] ---
    - for Koizumi, so
    - Agggghh!
[18:53] ---
    Don't say it!
[18:54] ---
    Mimi!
[18:54] ---
    No!!
[18:56] ---
    I don't--
[18:56] ---
    Shut up!
[18:57] ---
    MORON!!
[19:02] ---
    Wh-what?
[19:03] ---
    You think YOU love Otani more than I do?
[19:06] ---
    You sure talk big, but you run
    at the first sign of trouble!
[19:09] ---
    You're his girlfriend! You don't
    know what rejection feels li--
[19:12] ---
    But I DO know!
[19:13] ---
    He rejected me twice!
[19:16] ---
    He put me into the friend zone,
[19:18] ---
    but I didn't give up. I kept trying.
[19:22] ---
    ...No way.
[19:24] ---
    And I may finally be his girlfriend,
[19:26] ---
    but he calls me "stupid"
    and "gross" all the time.
[19:28] ---
    It's like I can't even tell
    if he likes me or hates me.
[19:32] ---
    Wha...this isn't helping...
[19:33] ---
    But I love him so much
    that none of that matters!
[19:42] ---
    If you don't have the balls to listen to him
    rejecting you, then you don't deserve him!
[20:01] ---
    Hey... was Mimi mad when she left?
[20:04] ---
    Not at all.
[20:05] ---
    She said there was no way she could be
    as stupid as you so she's giving up.
[20:09] ---
    Is that a compliment?
[20:13] ---
    When you first rejected her,
    she must've been devastated.
[20:18] ---
    But it looks like her
    persistence turned you around.
[20:22] ---
    She's a really strong woman.
[20:37] ---
    You said something interesting back there.
[20:39] ---
    Something about not being able to
    tell if I like you or hate you.
[20:43] ---
    Well, I guess I was just
    caught in the moment...
[20:59] ---
    You stayed two steps above me on purpose.
[21:01] ---
    It just looks better that way.
[21:05] ---
    Let's go.
[21:14] ---
    Seriously...there's a lot to deal with.
[21:17] ---
    But I hope that it sticks.
[21:19] ---
    I hope we can be together forever.
[21:22] ---
    Forever.
[21:26] ---
    Are you making up some test questions?
[21:28] ---
    Uh, no.
[21:29] ---
    I was just looking over everyone's
    plans after graduation.
[21:33] ---
    They're coming up to the home stretch.
[21:35] ---
    They sure are.
[21:37] ---
    Looks like the All Hanshin
    Kyojin will have to disband.
SIGN    Post Graduation Plans
SIGN    Name: Atsushi Otani, male, Basketball Team
SIGN    Future Plans: College
SIGN    Osaka Kinesiology University: Physical Education Department
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    The setting sun hurries for the distant sky
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    It pauses for a moment and
    shows me pastel colored dreams
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Alone, I cannot shine. Neither can I be hurt.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    I realize that love is something
    that must be shared.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you with me?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Why am I here? Why are you laughing with me?
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Always and forever, I want to stay like this.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    In the moment my heart begins to dance,
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Echoing voices embrace us.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    The pounding of your heart
    reaches my fingertips.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    And it is so warm; unbelievably warm.
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    I'm going to college.
[23:07] ---
    No!
[23:08] ---
    If you go off to college,
    what's gonna happen to us?
[23:12] ---
    Lovely Complex - Love Com.
[23:13] ---
    Next episode, "Foreboding Break Up?!
    Risa's and Otani's Separate Paths."
SIGN    "Foreboding Break Up?! Risa's and Otani's Separate Paths."
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    Don't miss it!