# E20 - Declaration of War! A Dangerous Beauty, Ablaze With Jealousy!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G624G8KPY/declaration-of-war-a-dangerous-beauty-ablaze-with-jealousy)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
We are in the Heisei Era Only!
This Show was not in Showa!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Here, there, everywhere
- okay! Hey-Say is okay!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
We're in this era - sorry! But don't worry!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We'll surely find our dreams in the
future. Come on, everybody, follow me!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
You should start every day
with a happily pounding heart.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
All you need is wings, no fancy clothes.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
I'm gonna be brave and fly out
to a world never before seen.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
And I'm taking you with me. Don't be shy.
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
It's just the two of us. Love
is coming. Love is coming.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
In the distant universe,
one star shone brightest.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
It is the Earth - a sparkling
stage just for us.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
The miracle that brought us
together may have been flawed.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
But that's meaningless. I like
you just the way you are.
**[01:34] ---**
Otani, dear?
**[01:36] ---**
Good. Mor. Ning.
**[01:40] ---**
Gross!
**[01:41] ---**
Who're ya callin' "gross"?!
**[01:42] ---**
Is that the way a guy
addresses his girlfriend?
**[01:45] ---**
You've sure gotten outspoken.
**[01:47] ---**
That's 'cause I let ya get away
with so much abuse up 'til now.
**[01:50] ---**
It's payback time.
**[01:53] ---**
I'll pay YOU back!
**[01:55] ---**
Atchan!
**[02:00] ---**
Good morning.
**[02:01] ---**
Oh, it's her...
**[02:04] ---**
The girl who lives next to Otani.
**[02:07] ---**
You're Mew-mew!
**[02:08] ---**
MIMI!
**[02:09] ---**
Your girlfriend sure is funny.
**[02:13] ---**
Oh, crap! We're late!
**[02:14] ---**
That's your fault for
standing around talking.
**[02:17] ---**
Talking BACK to you for being so stupid!
**[02:18] ---**
Well, Mimi, see ya later!
***SIGN*** "Declaration of War!! Dangerous Pretty Girl Burning With Jealousy!!"
**[02:31] ---**
Wh-what's up, both of you?
**[02:33] ---**
- Why didn't ya tell us?
**[02:33] ---**
- When did this happen?
**[02:34] ---**
- Of course!
**[02:34] ---**
- Did he propose?
**[02:35] ---**
- Congratulations!
**[02:36] ---**
- Congratulations.
**[02:36] ---**
- Miss Risa, is this true?
**[02:38] ---**
Nskda kdner liqnvid!
**[02:41] ---**
I'm so happy for you.
**[02:42] ---**
I'm positively ecstatic!
**[02:44] ---**
So FINALLY the awkward combo
became an adoring couple.
***SIGN*** Tears...
**[02:49] ---**
Congrats!
**[02:51] ---**
Thanks.
**[02:53] ---**
...It's not THAT big a deal.
**[02:54] ---**
HOW did this happen?!
**[02:55] ---**
S-say it ain't so, Risa!
**[02:58] ---**
Won't you reconsider?
**[03:00] ---**
It's just WEIRD - you
being with this thing...
**[03:02] ---**
"This thing"? What the hell!
**[03:03] ---**
Stay quiet, mirco-ant!
**[03:05] ---**
Don't rub it in my face!
**[03:06] ---**
Who's rubbing anything in your face?!
**[03:08] ---**
You...
**[03:09] ---**
This can't...
**[03:15] ---**
Oh well...
**[03:17] ---**
I knew that this day would come eventually...
**[03:26] ---**
Oh, that's right.
**[03:28] ---**
Mr. Nakano was looking for you guys.
**[03:31] ---**
My scene's over?!
**[03:36] ---**
Did you both forget to do
your summer school homework?
**[03:40] ---**
...Yes.
**[03:41] ---**
We're sorry, sir.
**[03:43] ---**
I'd rather your alikeness not
carry over to school assignments.
**[03:45] ---**
Be sure to bring them in by Monday.
**[03:47] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[03:57] ---**
I'd completely forgotten about it!
**[04:00] ---**
Let's split up our homework
and get it done faster.
**[04:03] ---**
But where?
**[04:04] ---**
Suzuki likes the library - maybe there?
**[04:07] ---**
I can't.
**[04:08] ---**
If I set foot in a quiet
place like a library...
**[04:10] ---**
It sends a chill down my spine!
**[04:12] ---**
Sends a chill down my spine too!
**[04:21] ---**
Then, wanna come to my place?
**[04:24] ---**
Sure!
**[04:29] ---**
Hi, Atchan.
**[04:31] ---**
I see you brought your girlfriend today.
**[04:35] ---**
What are YOU doing here?
**[04:37] ---**
Just brought the daily milk.
**[04:39] ---**
Milk?
**[04:43] ---**
She brings me milk every day
- says it'll make me taller.
**[04:46] ---**
It's a special milk!
**[04:48] ---**
Straight from a Hokkaido family
farm, it's chock-full of calcium!
**[04:53] ---**
What's so funny?
**[04:55] ---**
Come on! "Milk"!
**[05:01] ---**
So you've brought the milk.
**[05:03] ---**
You can go home now.
**[05:04] ---**
But Mimi wants to hang
out with your girlfriend!
**[05:07] ---**
Too bad.
**[05:08] ---**
We need to do some homework.
**[05:12] ---**
Aw, come on, Otani, she can stay for a bit.
**[05:14] ---**
Yay!
**[05:19] ---**
Just for a bit.
**[05:21] ---**
I got'cha!
**[05:23] ---**
Atchan, could ya come down for a minute?
**[05:25] ---**
What is it NOW?
**[05:33] ---**
She sure is cute.
**[05:36] ---**
Mimi, you sure are tall.
**[05:38] ---**
How many centimeters?
**[05:40] ---**
172.
**[05:42] ---**
Me too!
**[05:45] ---**
Oh, really...
**[05:47] ---**
But Atchan always said he'd never
date a girl taller than him.
**[05:51] ---**
I guess he did...
**[05:54] ---**
But I'm apparently an exception.
**[05:56] ---**
Not sure why, though.
**[05:59] ---**
Hey, do you know that Atchan's
ex-girlfriend is little?
**[06:03] ---**
Yeah, I know.
**[06:05] ---**
So little and cute...
**[06:08] ---**
That's why Mimi gave up on him.
**[06:15] ---**
Mimi...you have a crush on Otani?
**[06:18] ---**
Yeah.
**[06:19] ---**
But Atchan likes small girls.
**[06:22] ---**
And poor Mimi is tall.
**[06:24] ---**
That's why Mimi brings him milk
every day - to make him taller.
**[06:29] ---**
Oh...
**[06:31] ---**
Mimi thought that once Atchan
got taller than me...
**[06:34] ---**
that we could date.
**[06:38] ---**
Well, um...
**[06:41] ---**
I feel kinda sorry...
**[06:48] ---**
Damn. I missed.
**[06:53] ---**
You feel "sorry"?! Like HELL ya do!
**[06:56] ---**
I don't know what kind of
VOODOO you pulled on him...
**[07:02] ---**
Do ya want an udon noodle through the nose ??
**[07:07] ---**
Er, n-not particularly...
**[07:09] ---**
There's no way Atchan would
date a WITCH like you.
**[07:13] ---**
M-M-Mimi--
**[07:14] ---**
DO NOT DEFILE MY NAME WITH YOUR FOUL MOUTH!
**[07:20] ---**
Next time I so much as see ya near
Atchan, I'm beating ya to a pulp!
**[07:31] ---**
I brought some tea.
**[07:32] ---**
Otani! Rescue me!
**[07:35] ---**
Yay, cake, cake!
**[07:39] ---**
Mimi wants the Mont Blanc cake!
**[07:41] ---**
May I?
**[07:42] ---**
...Go ahead.
**[07:45] ---**
Your girlfriend is so nice!
**[07:49] ---**
...Was I dreaming just now?
**[07:53] ---**
What's wrong, Koizumi?
**[07:55] ---**
N-nothing...
**[08:05] ---**
It wasn't a dream?!
**[08:08] ---**
That's the strangest face
I've ever seen ya make.
**[08:10] ---**
Mimi, you're going home
after you finish that.
**[08:12] ---**
'Kaaaay!
***SIGN*** Mimi Yoshioka: My fatal smile will make every boy my SLAVE
**[08:26] ---**
She's a model - the plot thickens...
**[08:30] ---**
That model lives next door to Otani?
**[08:32] ---**
That really is something!
**[08:35] ---**
Oh, it's Mimi.
**[08:41] ---**
I don't think telling Otani
about her would help...
**[08:46] ---**
Well, I guess it's nothing to worry about.
**[08:52] ---**
Now that our homework is finished,
wanna go out somewhere?
**[08:54] ---**
Of course I do!
**[08:57] ---**
She can do or say anything to me.
**[08:59] ---**
As long as I have Otani's
love, I'm a happy girl!
**[09:02] ---**
Atchan!
**[09:08] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[09:10] ---**
Your girlfriend and Mimi are super-tight.
**[09:13] ---**
So we promised to hang out today.
**[09:15] ---**
Right?
**[09:21] ---**
Yeah, fine.
**[09:22] ---**
You girls can go together then.
**[09:24] ---**
What about you?
**[09:25] ---**
I don't wanna be escorted home by TWO giants!
**[09:28] ---**
That'd make you a kidnapped alien, after all.
**[09:30] ---**
You're getting slapped!
**[09:32] ---**
Jeez.
**[09:34] ---**
Ah! Wait, don't go, Otani!
**[09:36] ---**
Hey, WITCH.
**[09:39] ---**
Old Witch, you know what
this means, don't ya?
**[09:42] ---**
Lemme borrow ya for a bit.
**[09:44] ---**
Why is this happening...
**[09:58] ---**
She's staring daggers...
**[10:04] ---**
How far did ya go to get Atchan to say yes?
**[10:08] ---**
I went above and beyond!
**[10:12] ---**
You moron!
**[10:13] ---**
I went BEYOND your above!
**[10:15] ---**
Mimi is SUCH a cutie in front of him, right?
**[10:20] ---**
And I've ALWAYS put up that front for
him ever since I got feelings for him.
**[10:24] ---**
Do ya have ANY idea how
much crap I went through?
**[10:26] ---**
I'm sure it must have been crappy...
**[10:30] ---**
And that's not the worst of it...
**[10:32] ---**
I've been giving him milk every day,
**[10:35] ---**
but he hasn't grown a lousy
centimeter since junior high!
**[10:37] ---**
For real?
**[10:39] ---**
For real.
**[10:41] ---**
Meanwhile, cute little Mimi graduated
elementary school at a whopping 170 cm!
**[10:47] ---**
I was 168 when I left the sixth grade!
**[10:50] ---**
No way!
**[10:51] ---**
You lie!
**[10:52] ---**
It sucked! I was always the tallest
in the class, ever since kindergarten.
**[10:56] ---**
So was Mimi!
**[10:58] ---**
I was even taller than the boys!
**[11:00] ---**
So was I!
**[11:02] ---**
Didn't that seriously suck?
**[11:04] ---**
We couldn't help but stand out.
**[11:06] ---**
Preach it, sister!
**[11:07] ---**
And good luck trying to goof off a
little in class, teacher would always -
**[11:09] ---**
WHO SAID I BROUGHT YOU HERE
FOR A FRIENDLY BITCH SESSION??
**[11:13] ---**
Huh? I was just going along with it?
**[11:15] ---**
Well, shut up!
**[11:19] ---**
...Having said that, even
proud-hearted Mimi...
**[11:22] ---**
was able to give up when he got
such a cute little girlfriend.
**[11:26] ---**
I guess it's hard to compete
when you're this tall.
**[11:29] ---**
I totally feel ya.
**[11:31] ---**
Right?!
**[11:32] ---**
And she's a really sweet person, to boot!
**[11:34] ---**
I almost wondered if she
was a devil in disguise.
**[11:36] ---**
Like you.
**[11:38] ---**
That's right. Mimi IS a devil in disguise...
**[11:40] ---**
Wait, I told ya to shut up!
**[11:41] ---**
Who're you callin' a "devil", jackass!
**[11:44] ---**
S...sorry about that.
**[11:46] ---**
And just when he finally breaks up with
her now I have to deal with THIS BS!
**[11:50] ---**
Giant AND stupid!
**[11:52] ---**
Let's get one thing straight: Mimi
loses to no one - especially you!
**[11:55] ---**
I vow to steal Atchan back from you.
**[12:00] ---**
That's all I wanted to say.
**[12:03] ---**
D-don't go!
**[12:06] ---**
What is it?
**[12:12] ---**
S...
**[12:13] ---**
Sorry, but could ya loan me some cash?
**[12:18] ---**
I've only got 50 yen...
**[12:20] ---**
Fifty...?
**[12:21] ---**
You've got some nerve entering
a diner with only that much!
**[12:23] ---**
I commend your brash stupidity!
**[12:26] ---**
I forgot that I'd spent my
allowance on this magazine.
**[12:29] ---**
You're just so cute in it
that I splurged a little.
**[12:33] ---**
Oh, you poor dear.
**[12:34] ---**
I'll make a special exception for today.
**[12:37] ---**
What a sweetie!
**[12:46] ---**
...I forgot my wallet at school.
**[12:48] ---**
What do we do now?
**[12:56] ---**
That'll be 630 yen.
**[13:00] ---**
Why do you guys hate me so much?
**[13:03] ---**
We're really sorry.
**[13:06] ---**
Atchan.
**[13:09] ---**
What's so great about her?
**[13:12] ---**
Where'd that come from?
**[13:13] ---**
I mean, she's the complete
opposite type as your ex.
**[13:16] ---**
She's taller than you.
**[13:18] ---**
She went into a restaurant with only 50 yen.
**[13:20] ---**
I just don't understand why
anyone would want to date her.
**[13:25] ---**
...It's not really appropriate for
us to discuss this in front of her.
**[13:28] ---**
I don't care!
**[13:29] ---**
Mimi wants to know!
**[13:31] ---**
Screw that.
**[13:32] ---**
This has nothing to do with you.
**[13:39] ---**
Otani...
**[13:40] ---**
But it has everything to do with me.
**[13:41] ---**
Because Mimi loves you
much more than she does!
**[13:46] ---**
Mimi...
**[13:51] ---**
Are you serious?
**[13:58] ---**
ATCHAN, YOU ASSHOLE!
**[14:01] ---**
Mimi?
**[14:02] ---**
I'll go talk to her.
**[14:04] ---**
Wha...
**[14:11] ---**
Because I know just how Mimi feels.
**[14:40] ---**
Did Atchan say anything?
**[14:43] ---**
Was he mad at Mimi??
**[14:46] ---**
No...he wasn't mad.
**[14:50] ---**
He should be!
**[14:51] ---**
I lost my temper and said he's an asshole.
**[14:56] ---**
ATCHAN, YOU ASSHOLE!
**[15:02] ---**
But you don't need to worry about that.
**[15:04] ---**
Otani actually is an asshole.
**[15:07] ---**
You tell him how you feel,
and that's his response.
**[15:09] ---**
He really is stupid.
**[15:10] ---**
Atchan is NOT stupid!
**[15:12] ---**
Anyone would be confused if a
girl suddenly told him that.
**[15:14] ---**
MIMI is the one at fault!
**[15:16] ---**
So don't you dare trash-talk Atchan!
**[15:23] ---**
I never wanted to tell him...like that...
**[15:26] ---**
Not while yelling at him...
**[15:28] ---**
Not like that...!
**[15:35] ---**
And it's all your damn fault!
**[15:39] ---**
You've messed up Mimi's life plan, you bitch!
**[15:42] ---**
What'cha gonna do about it, eh?!
**[15:45] ---**
Stop squirming and spit it out, won't'cha?
**[15:48] ---**
What's it gonna be, bitch?
**[15:53] ---**
Mi...mi?
**[16:00] ---**
Ah, crap.
**[16:06] ---**
She was so thoroughly depressed...
**[16:08] ---**
that Otani saw her true colors.
**[16:10] ---**
What the hell was that all about?
**[16:11] ---**
Is the Mimi I know all just an act?
**[16:16] ---**
A girl always wants to be pretty and
proper around the guy she likes.
**[16:19] ---**
Just like me!
**[16:21] ---**
Gross, gross.
**[16:22] ---**
Don't call me gross!
**[16:24] ---**
There it is.
**[16:25] ---**
You call THAT "pretty and proper"?
**[16:26] ---**
YOU made me go there!...
**[16:29] ---**
I mean,
**[16:31] ---**
Did Mimi talk to you after that?
**[16:33] ---**
Yeah.
**[16:34] ---**
In fact, she asked if we'd hang
out with her after school today.
**[16:38] ---**
W-why?
**[16:39] ---**
Maybe Mimi's taking off the gloves...
**[16:41] ---**
Does she mean business this time?
**[16:46] ---**
Whaddaya mean "serious"?
**[16:49] ---**
If a girl THAT pretty gets serious,
even Otani's stupidity isn't immune...
**[16:55] ---**
Well I'm not gonna let her outshine me!
**[16:58] ---**
No way am I gonna undo all the hard
work I put into this relationship!
**[17:03] ---**
We're gonna go wherever Atchan wants to go.
**[17:05] ---**
If that's cool with you, that is.
**[17:07] ---**
It's cool.
**[17:11] ---**
Y-you girls are scaring me...
**[17:13] ---**
Let's go, Atchan.
**[17:21] ---**
Please, girls, just go off without me!
**[17:32] ---**
Which one first? Which one first?
**[17:34] ---**
Ah! That one's open!
**[17:36] ---**
We're going in!
**[17:37] ---**
Wahoo!
**[17:38] ---**
Atchan?
**[17:56] ---**
Huh? Where did Mimi go?
***SIGN*** Karaoke
**[18:04] ---**
Oh, THERE you are.
**[18:06] ---**
Mimi, come join us!
**[18:10] ---**
...I'm leaving.
**[18:13] ---**
Mimi's going home!
**[18:14] ---**
Mimi.
**[18:19] ---**
There's something I need
to make clear to you.
**[18:23] ---**
Don't say it.
**[18:27] ---**
...You're gonna say "no," aren't you.
**[18:34] ---**
Mimi...
***SIGN*** Sticker Pictures
**[18:37] ---**
Mimi...
**[18:39] ---**
No...
**[18:40] ---**
Mimi.
**[18:41] ---**
Shut up!
**[18:44] ---**
Mimi.
**[18:45] ---**
Listen to me!
**[18:48] ---**
No! I don't wanna listen!
**[18:50] ---**
- I have
- Noooo!
**[18:51] ---**
- for Koizumi, so
- Agggghh!
**[18:53] ---**
Don't say it!
**[18:54] ---**
Mimi!
**[18:54] ---**
No!!
**[18:56] ---**
I don't--
**[18:56] ---**
Shut up!
**[18:57] ---**
MORON!!
**[19:02] ---**
Wh-what?
**[19:03] ---**
You think YOU love Otani more than I do?
**[19:06] ---**
You sure talk big, but you run
at the first sign of trouble!
**[19:09] ---**
You're his girlfriend! You don't
know what rejection feels li--
**[19:12] ---**
But I DO know!
**[19:13] ---**
He rejected me twice!
**[19:16] ---**
He put me into the friend zone,
**[19:18] ---**
but I didn't give up. I kept trying.
**[19:22] ---**
...No way.
**[19:24] ---**
And I may finally be his girlfriend,
**[19:26] ---**
but he calls me "stupid"
and "gross" all the time.
**[19:28] ---**
It's like I can't even tell
if he likes me or hates me.
**[19:32] ---**
Wha...this isn't helping...
**[19:33] ---**
But I love him so much
that none of that matters!
**[19:42] ---**
If you don't have the balls to listen to him
rejecting you, then you don't deserve him!
**[20:01] ---**
Hey... was Mimi mad when she left?
**[20:04] ---**
Not at all.
**[20:05] ---**
She said there was no way she could be
as stupid as you so she's giving up.
**[20:09] ---**
Is that a compliment?
**[20:13] ---**
When you first rejected her,
she must've been devastated.
**[20:18] ---**
But it looks like her
persistence turned you around.
**[20:22] ---**
She's a really strong woman.
**[20:37] ---**
You said something interesting back there.
**[20:39] ---**
Something about not being able to
tell if I like you or hate you.
**[20:43] ---**
Well, I guess I was just
caught in the moment...
**[20:59] ---**
You stayed two steps above me on purpose.
**[21:01] ---**
It just looks better that way.
**[21:05] ---**
Let's go.
**[21:14] ---**
Seriously...there's a lot to deal with.
**[21:17] ---**
But I hope that it sticks.
**[21:19] ---**
I hope we can be together forever.
**[21:22] ---**
Forever.
**[21:26] ---**
Are you making up some test questions?
**[21:28] ---**
Uh, no.
**[21:29] ---**
I was just looking over everyone's
plans after graduation.
**[21:33] ---**
They're coming up to the home stretch.
**[21:35] ---**
They sure are.
**[21:37] ---**
Looks like the All Hanshin
Kyojin will have to disband.
***SIGN*** Post Graduation Plans
***SIGN*** Name: Atsushi Otani, male, Basketball Team
***SIGN*** Future Plans: College
***SIGN*** Osaka Kinesiology University: Physical Education Department
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
The setting sun hurries for the distant sky
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
It pauses for a moment and
shows me pastel colored dreams
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Alone, I cannot shine. Neither can I be hurt.
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
I realize that love is something
that must be shared.
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Why am I here? Why are you with me?
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Why am I here? Why are you laughing with me?
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Always and forever, I want to stay like this.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
In the moment my heart begins to dance,
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Echoing voices embrace us.
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
The pounding of your heart
reaches my fingertips.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
And it is so warm; unbelievably warm.
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I'm going to college.
**[23:07] ---**
No!
**[23:08] ---**
If you go off to college,
what's gonna happen to us?
**[23:12] ---**
Lovely Complex - Love Com.
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Next episode, "Foreboding Break Up?!
Risa's and Otani's Separate Paths."
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