# E14 - Mighty Is Lethally Dreamy!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYMEJJXV6/mighty-is-lethally-dreamy)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
We are in the Heisei Era Only!
This Show was not in Showa!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Here, there, everywhere
- okay! Hey-Say is okay!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
We're in this era - sorry! But don't worry!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We'll surely find our dreams in the
future. Come on, everybody, follow me!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
You should start every day
with a happily pounding heart.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
All you need is wings, no fancy clothes.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
I'm gonna be brave and fly out
to a world never before seen.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
And I'm taking you with me. Don't be shy.
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
It's just the two of us. Love
is coming. Love is coming.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
In the distant universe,
one star shone brightest.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
It is the Earth - a sparkling
stage just for us.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
The miracle that brought us
together may have been flawed.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
But that's meaningless. I like
you just the way you are.
**[01:31] ---**
K-Koizumi...
**[01:34] ---**
"Cut out"?
**[01:35] ---**
My memory cut out...
**[01:38] ---**
He doesn't remember anything??
***SIGN*** "Death by Heartgasm for Maity!"
***SIGN*** Lovey-Dovey Fantasy 2 - limited edition
**[01:51] ---**
Risa.
**[01:52] ---**
What's wrong? You look sad.
**[01:54] ---**
That's so unlike you.
**[01:56] ---**
If you've been through what I have...
**[01:58] ---**
Release all your sadness to me and
show me that pretty smile of yours.
***SIGN*** GRIN.
**[02:04] ---**
Yes. That expression suits you much better.
**[02:07] ---**
Your smile is the source of my wellbeing.
**[02:11] ---**
Cane sure is nice.
**[02:13] ---**
Why can't I meet a guy
like this in real life?
**[02:16] ---**
Ah, my heart has started to race.
**[02:20] ---**
I wonder if it's because I...
**[02:22] ---**
No, forget I said that.
**[02:24] ---**
No, go on! Go on!
**[02:26] ---**
My big sis looks like she's
falling off the deep end...
**[02:29] ---**
Who is this "Cane" fellow?
**[02:31] ---**
Risa! Please, come back to us!
**[02:33] ---**
Please, may I sit next to you?
**[02:36] ---**
I want to make the most of
every moment with you, Risa.
**[02:42] ---**
Just FYI...
**[02:43] ---**
That was my first smooch, buddy.
**[02:48] ---**
And then, that jackass said...
**[02:50] ---**
My memory cut out right where
I was eating that tangerine.
**[02:54] ---**
He doesn't remember...
**[02:56] ---**
He doesn't remember?
**[02:59] ---**
How is that possible?
**[03:02] ---**
You think I'm gonna let
him get away with that?!
**[03:09] ---**
Risa!
**[03:11] ---**
Did you see the board?
**[03:12] ---**
We're all in the same class again!
**[03:14] ---**
Is that so...
**[03:17] ---**
Reaction = zero!
**[03:18] ---**
What's up?
**[03:19] ---**
Nothing.
**[03:21] ---**
There's me, Darling, Chiharu and Suzuki...
**[03:24] ---**
And also Otani!
**[03:27] ---**
Seriously?!
**[03:27] ---**
Please don't eat me!
**[03:30] ---**
So we end up in the same class
for the full three years, eh.
**[03:37] ---**
Which means I'll be part of the All Hanshin
Kyojin all the way up to graduation day.
**[03:40] ---**
Do somethin' about it, will ya?
**[03:44] ---**
Why don't YOU do somethin'
about it, you frickin' RUNT!
**[03:47] ---**
- Risa!
- What was that for?!
**[03:48] ---**
Search your BLACK heart and
you'll find the answer!
**[03:51] ---**
What's your problem?
**[03:52] ---**
Why'm I on your shit list
first day of school?
**[03:54] ---**
Just what did I do wrong?
**[03:56] ---**
Uh, I'm gonna go find Chiharu and Suzuki.
**[03:59] ---**
'Kay!
**[04:02] ---**
You've been pissy ever
since the Sea Monk concert.
**[04:07] ---**
Did Sea Monk do something wrong?
**[04:09] ---**
Sea Monk was AWESOME to me, as always.
**[04:11] ---**
Then what is it?
**[04:13] ---**
Be specific!
**[04:15] ---**
You really don't remember anything?
**[04:17] ---**
R-remember what?
**[04:19] ---**
I don't get it.
**[04:21] ---**
My....
**[04:22] ---**
My first kiss...
**[04:26] ---**
YOU STOLE...my first kiss...GIVE IT BACK!!
**[04:34] ---**
K....Koizumi?
**[04:41] ---**
An ambulance! What's the number again?
**[04:43] ---**
Why'd you do it!
**[04:45] ---**
What kinda mirage were you seeing?
**[04:48] ---**
Don't tell me, we also got married and
you want me to come home with you?!
**[04:54] ---**
Come back to Earth, man!
**[04:56] ---**
I don't know what trauma you've been through,
**[04:58] ---**
But you've gotta stop blurring
fantasy and reality!
**[05:01] ---**
Don't carry this burden alone!
**[05:03] ---**
Okay?
**[05:04] ---**
Okay?!
***SIGN*** Patience
**[05:13] ---**
YOU JUST DON'T GET IT!
**[05:18] ---**
Then what was that?
**[05:19] ---**
Why did he do that?
**[05:21] ---**
Was he really unaware of what he was doing?
**[05:25] ---**
No matter what the reason...
**[05:26] ---**
If he doesn't remember it
happening, it was just a mistake.
**[05:30] ---**
Hey...
**[05:32] ---**
Why're you so mad?
**[05:34] ---**
I'm not mad...
**[05:35] ---**
Something must've happened
when you went to visit Otani.
**[05:38] ---**
Nothing "happened"!
**[05:40] ---**
It didn't happen!
**[05:43] ---**
Risa?
**[05:47] ---**
I know. I don't have a shred
of feminine charm in my body.
**[05:53] ---**
Excuse me, Miss...
**[05:55] ---**
I don't want any.
**[05:57] ---**
I'm not a salesman.
**[06:02] ---**
I just want to pass through.
**[06:08] ---**
Sorry...
**[06:10] ---**
No. I'm sorry to intrude.
**[06:13] ---**
Go ahead...
**[06:14] ---**
Thanks.
**[06:15] ---**
Who's that?
**[06:16] ---**
I dunno.
**[06:25] ---**
What's wrong?
**[06:26] ---**
If you wrinkle your forehead so,
your pretty face will go to ruin.
**[06:32] ---**
See?
**[06:34] ---**
Keep smiling.
**[06:36] ---**
Okay?
**[06:40] ---**
'kay...
**[06:42] ---**
Wh-what is this tingling chill?
**[06:47] ---**
M-my body has f-felt it before...
**[06:49] ---**
C...
**[06:50] ---**
Cane, my sweet!
**[06:52] ---**
THAT'S what it is!
**[06:54] ---**
A Prince Charming like
that really does exist!
**[06:58] ---**
Prince...hives...
**[07:00] ---**
WHAT is so great about
a SNOBBY guy like that?!
**[07:03] ---**
He's tall, slender, cool,
handsome - just like royalty!
**[07:08] ---**
He's my ideal man!
**[07:10] ---**
...But isn't he the complete
polar opposite of Otani?
**[07:15] ---**
That's right.
**[07:16] ---**
He's not a runty, tactless idiot who breaks
a girl's heart without even realizing it.
**[07:20] ---**
From this day forth...
**[07:22] ---**
Sir Cane FTW!!
**[07:26] ---**
I wonder which class he's in?
**[07:28] ---**
Which class who is in.
**[07:29] ---**
You're really creeping me out.
**[07:35] ---**
Oh dear, oh dear. My pretty
face will go to ruin.
***SIGN*** Ohohohohohoho
**[07:38] ---**
"Pretty"? Maybe for a monster...
**[07:41] ---**
Sir Cane told me so!
**[07:46] ---**
Oh, crap!
**[07:47] ---**
Koizumi's lost it...
**[07:49] ---**
She's living in a fantasy world
where she's got a lover...
**[07:52] ---**
And he's a WHITE GUY, no less...
**[07:54] ---**
She must really be hurting.
**[07:56] ---**
Why? Did I do something wrong again?
**[07:59] ---**
Probably.
**[08:00] ---**
Come on, in your seats.
**[08:02] ---**
Mr. Gorilla-teacher again?
**[08:04] ---**
I'm so tired of seeing that face.
**[08:05] ---**
- For real, man!
**[08:05] ---**
- I'm not a Gorilla.
**[08:06] ---**
Call me "Sir. Mr. Nakano"
**[08:08] ---**
So let's zip through the administrative BS...
**[08:12] ---**
I move that my aides are Koizumi and Otani.
**[08:16] ---**
Not so fast!
**[08:17] ---**
You have an objection?
**[08:19] ---**
We're full of objections!
**[08:20] ---**
Ah, sorry/
**[08:22] ---**
I forgot I had something else
important to take care of next.
**[08:24] ---**
Did the motion pass?! Are we aides now?!
**[08:26] ---**
My assistant homeroom teacher is new,
so I figured I should introduce him.
**[08:30] ---**
Mr. Maitake!
**[08:36] ---**
You naughty boy, Mr. Nakano.
**[08:38] ---**
I was starting to think you'd
forgotten about little me.
**[08:40] ---**
Sorry, buddy.
**[08:43] ---**
Sir Cane!
**[08:46] ---**
Calm down, Koizumi!
**[08:47] ---**
Sir Cane doesn't exist in real life...
**[08:50] ---**
Oh, it's you...
**[08:51] ---**
Yes! So you're a teacher?!
**[08:54] ---**
- Yes.
- Is his name really "Cane"?
**[08:56] ---**
No. He just looks like
the video game character.
**[08:59] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[09:01] ---**
I will be this class's
assistant homeroom teacher
**[09:03] ---**
And I will also teach English.
**[09:05] ---**
I am Kuniumi Maitake.
**[09:08] ---**
But you may call me "Maity".
**[09:11] ---**
I just moved here from Tokyo
**[09:13] ---**
So there are many things about
Osaka that still elude me.
**[09:16] ---**
I hope you'll all help me feel at home.
**[09:17] ---**
We will!
**[09:19] ---**
Shall we finish picking the aides?
**[09:21] ---**
Sure.
**[09:22] ---**
Yes!
**[09:23] ---**
I'll do it!
**[09:24] ---**
Really?
**[09:25] ---**
Then we need a second aide...
**[09:26] ---**
This little runt says he wants to help!
**[09:29] ---**
Oh? Does the class agree?
**[09:31] ---**
- We do!
**[09:32] ---**
- Hey!
**[09:33] ---**
Those two are called the
"All Hanshin Kyojin."
**[09:35] ---**
They're a legend at this school.
**[09:37] ---**
Sir!
**[09:39] ---**
What a cute nickname.
**[09:48] ---**
What a nice guy you are, Maity...
**[09:50] ---**
Easy there! Are ya ditching Otani for Maity?
**[09:53] ---**
I'm not.
**[09:55] ---**
Maity is just like Cane:
**[09:57] ---**
fantasy-oasis in my soul where I can escape
the harsh realities of unrequited love.
**[10:01] ---**
Though it might be easier
to just fall for him.
**[10:04] ---**
Over my dead body! I won't
let you date an ice man!
**[10:07] ---**
If only there were a "Continue"
option in real life...
**[10:11] ---**
That may have been poetry to you,
but to me it was gamer psychobabble.
***SIGN*** Boo!
**[10:16] ---**
Scowling only makes ya less appealing!
**[10:19] ---**
How much longer am I gonna
let Otani control my moods?
**[10:23] ---**
There's still no sign of a light at
the end of the tunnel with him...
**[10:28] ---**
Am I really okay with wasting away the
best years of my life crushing over him?
**[10:34] ---**
Why'd ya have to drag ME
into being a teacher's aide?
***SIGN*** Kansai Turban Bank
**[10:37] ---**
It shouldn't matter.
**[10:40] ---**
I guess I don't blame ya for comparing
him to a video game character.
**[10:44] ---**
Oh, shut up.
**[10:45] ---**
It's a free country!
**[10:50] ---**
Hey....did I do something wrong?
**[10:53] ---**
You're pissed about something.
**[10:55] ---**
About me remembering something
or not remembering something.
**[10:59] ---**
I'm not mad. If you don't
remember, it didn't happen.
**[11:02] ---**
But I feel uneasy about it!
**[11:03] ---**
What happened? Was it when
you came to my house?
**[11:05] ---**
It doesn't matter! Nothing happened.
**[11:08] ---**
I forgot earlier, but...
**[11:09] ---**
NicoNico Convenience Store
**[11:10] ---**
What is it?
**[11:10] ---**
After the Sea Monk concert, you
went straight home, remember?
**[11:14] ---**
But I stayed in line and bought some merch.
**[11:18] ---**
You can have it.
**[11:20] ---**
I don't want'cha complaining later
that I didn't get ya anything.
***SIGN*** I Love Sea Monk
**[11:23] ---**
SICK!
**[11:24] ---**
Right?
**[11:25] ---**
Awesome! Is this really for me?!
**[11:27] ---**
Yeah!
**[11:30] ---**
It sure is easy to put
ya back in a good mood.
**[11:35] ---**
Y-you think this m-measly towel will...
**[11:38] ---**
That's some pretty epic shivering.
**[11:41] ---**
Would ya rather I kept it?
**[11:44] ---**
...I'll keep it.
**[11:46] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[11:50] ---**
Sheesh. You're so simpleminded.
**[11:55] ---**
Sheesh. This's killing me...
**[12:06] ---**
Maity is so amazing.
**[12:07] ---**
He's just like an American!
**[12:09] ---**
What a great body!
**[12:09] ---**
His eyes are the best!
**[12:11] ---**
Button up your shirt, nimrod!
**[12:12] ---**
And cut your hair!
**[12:15] ---**
He sure is beautiful!
**[12:18] ---**
Well then...
**[12:20] ---**
Who would like to translate this?
**[12:24] ---**
Otani?
**[12:26] ---**
Otani! Hey, Otani.
**[12:27] ---**
Come on! Otani! Wake up!
**[12:29] ---**
Deep in dreamland, I see.
**[12:32] ---**
Heyyy, Otani?
**[12:35] ---**
Leave this to me.
**[12:41] ---**
Please open your eyes.
**[12:59] ---**
Good morning, Sleeping Beauty.
**[13:03] ---**
During class I'd like those
pretty eyes to be on me.
**[13:07] ---**
I'm breaking out in hives!
**[13:11] ---**
- Eew, gross!
**[13:11] ---**
- I'm gonna sleep too!
**[13:12] ---**
- Easy, kids.
**[13:14] ---**
Damn you, Otani!
**[13:16] ---**
Wish I'd thought of that!
**[13:24] ---**
That's right. Please, aide.
**[13:26] ---**
Yes?
**[13:27] ---**
I have a message from Mr. Nakano.
**[13:29] ---**
He wants you to make a
cleaning duties schedule.
**[13:32] ---**
Will you?
**[13:33] ---**
Yes! We'd love to!
**[13:36] ---**
Otani.
**[13:38] ---**
Coach isn't here today.
**[13:40] ---**
Seriously?
**[13:42] ---**
So, Otani, about the schedule...
**[13:44] ---**
Sorry. Start without me.
**[13:46] ---**
I've got basketball.
**[13:47] ---**
Sorry.
**[13:48] ---**
Today's practice is really important.
**[13:53] ---**
Why did I fall for someone like Otani?
**[13:56] ---**
Maity is so perfect...
**[13:59] ---**
ACK! Cut it out! For the love of peace!
**[14:02] ---**
Otani is the kind of JERK who shoves his
aide responsibility onto his friend...
**[14:05] ---**
because of his stupid BASKETBALL.
**[14:08] ---**
If the coach is gone, he
can just ditch practice!
**[14:11] ---**
But he can't.
**[14:14] ---**
Otani is the captain.
**[14:16] ---**
You didn't know?
**[14:18] ---**
Now that he's a senior, Otani is the captain.
**[14:21] ---**
No way!
**[14:23] ---**
I knew he might become the captain,
but I never thought he'd actually...
**[14:26] ---**
That information is 6 months old, dear.
**[14:30] ---**
But he is the captain.
**[14:32] ---**
And he's taking it seriously.
**[14:36] ---**
That's awesome.
**[14:38] ---**
Circle up!
**[14:40] ---**
Ya guys know what do to next?
**[14:42] ---**
We match!
**[14:45] ---**
I guess we would...
**[14:47] ---**
Wasn't there some aide duty you had to do?
**[14:49] ---**
Ah, that's right.
**[14:51] ---**
I'll be in the classroom.
**[14:52] ---**
Tell Otani to find me there.
**[14:55] ---**
Will do.
**[14:57] ---**
Then I'll go home so as
not to disturb you two.
**[15:00] ---**
Oh, please.
**[15:08] ---**
Why...
**[15:09] ---**
Why is it Otani?
**[15:11] ---**
There are just so many reasons why.
**[15:13] ---**
So many that I can't choose just one.
**[15:54] ---**
I guess Otani is the one for me.
**[15:58] ---**
Sorry. We ran late.
**[16:01] ---**
Good work.
**[16:07] ---**
I'm wiped.
**[16:10] ---**
You're a completely different person
when you're in basketball-mode.
**[16:15] ---**
I AM very dashing when I
play basketball, aren't I.
**[16:19] ---**
Don't flatter yourself.
**[16:21] ---**
But I am dashing, aren't I?
**[16:25] ---**
...Yes, yes.
**[16:27] ---**
Oh, what? Are ya finished?
**[16:29] ---**
Am I finished?
**[16:30] ---**
You have no intention of helping me, do you!
**[16:32] ---**
Bull's eye.
**[16:33] ---**
It's your fault I got roped into
being an aide in the first place.
**[16:37] ---**
Take some responsibility.
**[16:39] ---**
Well, if no one else had volunteered,
Maity's feelings would have been hurt.
**[16:47] ---**
Oh? Were you remembering
Maity's breath in your ear?
**[16:52] ---**
Stop calling him "Maity"!
It's really creeping me out!
**[16:56] ---**
"Ahhh, Maity"!
**[17:09] ---**
What's wrong?
**[17:11] ---**
I don't get it.
**[17:12] ---**
Don't get what?
**[17:13] ---**
Maity.
**[17:15] ---**
Do ya really think he's that great?
**[17:22] ---**
...Seriously, yes.
**[17:23] ---**
Eew! Gross!
**[17:25] ---**
Just give up on that snob.
**[17:32] ---**
Give up on him?
**[17:34] ---**
Is that code for, "I want
you to keep liking me"?
**[17:43] ---**
...I guess it wouldn't.
**[17:45] ---**
I know your head is empty.
**[17:48] ---**
I finally understand.
**[17:55] ---**
I just remembered!
**[17:58] ---**
When you came to my house when I was sick...
**[18:04] ---**
That's right.
**[18:06] ---**
At one point, your face was
really close like this.
**[18:15] ---**
And then...
**[18:18] ---**
A lock of your hair...
**[18:23] ---**
...had a shiny piece of
rice right next to it!
**[18:29] ---**
Rice...rice...rice...
**[18:30] ---**
Piece of rice right next to it!
**[18:31] ---**
Rice...rice...rice...
**[18:32] ---**
Piece of rice right next to it!
**[18:33] ---**
Rice...rice...rice...!
**[18:37] ---**
I wondered if I should
say something about it.
**[18:41] ---**
Then I leaned in to pick it
off and my head went foggy.
**[18:44] ---**
Then I don't remember what happened...
**[18:47] ---**
But...
**[18:48] ---**
Did you get mad after that?
**[18:54] ---**
After that, before that, above that, below
that, to the right of that, to the left of that...
**[18:59] ---**
I've been mad EVERYWHERE.
**[19:01] ---**
You frickin' moron!
**[19:03] ---**
Rice? Rice, eh?
**[19:06] ---**
I get rice stuck to my face
sometimes - so sue me!
**[19:09] ---**
I'm 100% Japanese, okay?!
**[19:11] ---**
Rice is my life!
**[19:13] ---**
I eat nothing but rice!
**[19:14] ---**
But why are ya so mad?
**[19:16] ---**
The day you stayed home sick, I ate lunch
in a hurry before going to your house.
**[19:23] ---**
Oh...did you?
**[19:25] ---**
Sorry.
**[19:26] ---**
Rice...?!
**[19:29] ---**
Here I am, alone in my bedroom with a girl...
**[19:32] ---**
And I don't feel like doing anything.
**[19:36] ---**
Because you said that...
**[19:38] ---**
I tried so hard to prove you wrong!
**[19:42] ---**
I tried so hard that just remembering it
makes me want to die of embarrassment.
**[19:46] ---**
And it was all about rice?
**[19:50] ---**
Rice...
**[19:51] ---**
Yes?
**[19:52] ---**
You weren't leaning in to take the rice.
**[19:57] ---**
It was to take my lips.
**[20:00] ---**
What're ya saying now?
**[20:16] ---**
Wh-wh-what the hell was that for?!
**[20:23] ---**
So that really was an
accident - you fell into me.
**[20:30] ---**
Accident?
**[20:32] ---**
Fell?
**[20:33] ---**
I...I was wrong.
**[20:38] ---**
I'm trying.
**[20:41] ---**
I'm still trying.
**[20:45] ---**
But...
**[20:46] ---**
No matter how hard I try...no
matter how much I feel for you...
**[20:50] ---**
Nothing's gonna change.
**[20:54] ---**
Koizumi...
**[20:56] ---**
Just forget it.
**[20:59] ---**
I give up.
**[21:02] ---**
I give up on liking you!
**[21:13] ---**
Koizumi!
**[21:15] ---**
Just forget it.
**[21:15] ---**
I give up.
**[21:17] ---**
If just liking him won't change anything...
**[21:21] ---**
If it's all for nothing...
**[21:38] ---**
Then...I give up!
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
The setting sun hurries for the distant sky
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
It pauses for a moment and
shows me pastel colored dreams
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Alone, I cannot shine. Neither can I be hurt.
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
I realize that love is something
that must be shared.
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Why am I here? Why are you with me?
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Why am I here? Why are you laughing with me?
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Always and forever, I want to stay like this.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
In the moment my heart begins to dance,
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Echoing voices embrace us.
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
The pounding of your heart
reaches my fingertips.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
And it is so warm; unbelievably warm.
**[23:06] ---**
"Maity FTW"? You can't be serious.
**[23:09] ---**
Just WHOM did you kiss yesterday?
**[23:10] ---**
Shut up! Keep those lips closed!
**[23:12] ---**
Lovely Complex - Love Com.
**[23:14] ---**
Next episode, "Danger-Man
Maity's Sweet Seduction."
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**[23:17] ---**
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